I'm not really clever, I'm just trying to fool you.

Password protected. However, if you want to read about my excessively boring and shallow life, let me know and I'll give you the password, considering certain conditions. As in, do I know you personally? Crap like that, because I might talk about you in here.

"I'm a psycho." ~ The Grinch

"You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel." ~ PeeWee Herman

"Oh, what a world!!" ~ The Wicked Witch of the West

"Oh, bloody Hell." ~ Bridget Jones

"Am I scared?? I am mortified, horrified, petrified, stupified by YOU." ~ John Nash

"And I thought, 'Oh my God, I just made Barbara Walters say masturbation!!'" ~ Alan Cummings

"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family." ~ Jerry Seinfeld

"Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug." ~ Mark Knopfler

"When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got??'" ~ Henry Rollins

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes." ~ Frieda Norris

"My karma ran over my dogma." ~ Bumper sticker

"Clever is my goddess." ~ Coby, an online friend

"Lord, what fools these mortals be!!" ~ Puck, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"

"Officer Friendly's little boy's got a mohawk, and he knows just where we're coming from." ~ Ben Folds Five

"And so I go 'yeah', and he goes, 'yeah, me too', and then everybody else was like, 'yeah, I so know what you mean', and it was like, so cool." ~ Ashley Tenman

"Are we there yet??" ~ Any little kid

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My favorite music:

Ben Folds

comments:  Ben Folds Five, Ben Kweller, Air, Something Corporate, Mozart, Moby, The Beatles, Soft Cell, WHAM

Dexy's Midnight Runners

comments:  Jimmy Fallon, Adam Sandler, David Bowie, U2, Michael Jackson, Jimmy Buffet, Badly Drawn Boy, Men at Work

The Clash

comments:  The Kinks, The Pixies, The Eyeliners, The Strokes, Nirvana, Korn, Insane Clown Posse

Cafe Noir

comments:  MxPx, The Fags, Maroon 5, Sigur Ros, Oasis, Bach, Clementi, Blanc

Five for Fighting

comments:  Yeah... I listen to pretty much anything and everything except for country, pop, and rap. For the most part.

My favorite movies:

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

comments:  The Coneheads, Life of Brian, The Quest for the Holy Grail, Simon Birch, A Beautiful Mind, White Oleander,

Amelie

comments:  Chicago, An American in Paris, Singin' in the Rain, Brigadoon, Gigi, Bugsy Malone

The Court Jester

comments:  The Goonies, Revenge of the Nerds, The Sandlot, Zoolander, 10 Things I Hate About You

Pee-wee's Big Adventure

comments:  The Patriot, Labyrinth, Amadeus..... so much more.

Rocky Horror Picture Show

comments:  I am NOT virgin scum!!! ... anymore.

My favorite authors:

Francesca Lia Block

comments:  JK Rowling, Mark Twain, Eoin Colfer, CL Lewis, Nick Hornby and many many more.

Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

comments:  Her books will change the way you dream. (Recommended: Demon in My View)

Stephen Chbosky

comments:  His books will make you love your friends. (Recommended: The Perks of Being a Wallflower)

J.D. Salinger

comments:  His books will make you laugh. (Recommended: The Catcher in the Rye)

Louise Rennison

comments:  Her books will make you wish you had her talent. (Recommended: Angus, Thongs, & Full-Frontal Snogging)

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last updated: 2003-04-24 13:09:24
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user since: 2002-02-14

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