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La Piraja

The year was 1969. The world as we knew it was engulfed in a terrible war. The turmoil between Brazil and the rest of the world escalated to the breaking point.

Both sides deadlocked; they had no other alternative but to launch their secret weapons upon their enemies... Brazil and its "Ahoy Matey" missile and the rest of the world with its "Ninja Bomb of Death". Unfortunately, our Russian allies made a grievous error...

The dreaded "Ahoy Matey" missile and its ninja

counterpart changed the face of humanity as we knew it. Innocent civilians across the globe turned into pirates or ninjas.

It was inevitable that a violent rivalry would arise between pirate and ninja. Why you may ask? Because they're pirates and ninjas. What are you? Stupid?

Which brings us to the saviour of us all. "La Piraja", whose courage and determination finally brought the pirate-ninja

war to a bloody close. Now sit back and relax as Pandora reveals her amazing story. "La Piraja", the Pirate-Ninja!

That's me.

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comments:  we have the same taste in music and the same taste in numbers. i wish his name was elop rotoplak. he wishes that too. he just doesn't know it yet.
thesycophant    profile - diary
comments:  the most effeminate male I know.
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comments:  likes the foreman grill, grilled goats, and believes that yogrit is wrong. so very wrong.
meryle    profile - diary
comments:  she's my imaginary friend, who isn't really my imaginary friend as much as she is someone elses whom i am subjected to
littlegund    profile - diary
comments:  smart as a whip, sharp as a knife, co founder of the moron cult
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comments:  . I suck at these.
repulsion    profile - diary
comments:  is in cohoots with leopold, the evil beet king. she's plotting our demise, keep an eye on her, she's shifty.
imgarbage    profile - diary
comments:  he's just a boat on the ocean, he's just a ship lost at sea. and in this situation, being a pirate... i plunder! yar!
olp_darling    profile - diary
comments:  she wasn't scared. that's all. she wasn't scared.
dead-star    profile - diary
comments:  the pin drops, the water ripples and all thats left is words. oof. that was deep.
go-lightly    profile - diary
comments:  pretty in pink, like swimming in lemonade, but smarter. because we all know pink lemonade isn't very smart.
krakkernuts    profile - diary
comments:  turning shit into solid gold
killthemoon    profile - diary
comments:  kill the moon, turn out the sun. lock the door and load your gun
dgennspants    profile - diary
comments:  named after dave genn and his pants. what could be so bad?
swing-kid    profile - diary
comments:  likes the same bands I do it seems. plus a nifty-o layout. woo
bugginyou    profile - diary
comments:  doesn't bug me
airguitar    profile - diary
comments:  chester the molester's not without his charm, she can see herself hanging off his arm...
beckidala    profile - diary
comments:  she's a slut and i feel bad for her.
march-hare    profile - diary
comments:  lover of the aoe, and sis. woot
quickiegirl    profile - diary
comments:  she's got more personality than a jar of cheez whiz, and is twice as orange.
maps    profile - diary
comments:  has an alter-ego. much like superman and clark kent, but with less spandex unitards and underpants on the outside. oh wait? did i say less? i meant more!

My favorite music:

matthew good band
comments:  age of electric, sloan, the hives, dsk, the who, holly macnarland, flicker, sam roberts
silverchair
comments:  radiohead, the tea party, starling, the sex pistols, thrush hermit, rancid, the distillers, alarmbell
static in stereo
comments:  weezer, treble charger, sum 41, stroke 9, by divine right, joel plaskett, superbeing
hawksley workman
comments:  the catherine wheel, foo fighters, the constantines, gob, tko, hayden, moby, nirvana, tegan and sara
limblifter
comments:  the living end, finger eleven, the strokes, garbage, goldfinger, eels, new pornographers, the dears

My favorite movies:

the crow
labyrinth
mallrats
lord of the rings
the harry potter moovies

My favorite authors:

douglas coupland
comments:  read "girlfriend in a coma" and "life after god", you'll see what I mean.
matt good
comments:  he writes good. yes. what?
timothy findley
comments:  he's canadian-tastic. and also crazy-riffic. and good.
tolkien
comments:  i don't think you can NOT like him.
harry potter mcgee
comments:  yep. i likes them books too. i'm a turbo nerd i told you.

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