 My favorite diaries:
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seussie profile - diary |
| comments: " It's not the first time I've had such a revelation, but every time I have this revelation it gets more and more depressing: My parents have cooler friends than I do." |
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kathiec profile - diary |
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mzauberman profile - diary |
| comments: "At some point I said to myself, "Self, inhaling a quart of hairspray in particulate form is probably pretty bad for you. I figured my lungs were starting to get laminated from the inside or something like that." |
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msleslie profile - diary |
| comments: "THIS is what it feels like to be female." |
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retrocarp profile - diary |
| comments: "Oh, and a kid came into one class a little late and as he entered he just shouted, 'Chinese mafia!' and took his seat. No context for that, really. " |
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leslieirene profile - diary |
| comments: "To me, high self-esteem is not conceit. Simply put, it is a healthy opinion of yourself. " |
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crazyt1020 profile - diary |
| comments: "Remind me to wash my hands in bleach when I get home tonight. It's not that he's a troll or anything, but yuck! Chalk that up to drunken stupidity." |
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unclebob profile - diary |
| comments: "I had a feeling this woman was going to be one of those customers I like to call “A Big Fucking Bitchwad” after the first time we spoke." |
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amblus profile - diary |
| comments: "Air freshener is wrong. It does not freshen, it only covers a bad smell with a worse smell. " |
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anenigma profile - diary |
| comments: "Let me tell you, when some hairy, bathrug of a man tells you you're unattractive, don't cry. Shave His Fucking Chest! " |
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elaineslife profile - diary |
| comments: "I've decided that life is too short to sit around and contemplate all the time." |
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timidmagick profile - diary |
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amberfalls profile - diary |
| comments: " A girlfriend was teasing me saying “So, I hear you’re off the celibacy wagon.” I told her that just because I’m looking around doesn’t mean I’m looking for sex. That’s one of the things I really like about being single. If I want sex, I can have se |
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i-am-lex profile - diary |
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funkelicious profile - diary |
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americangeek profile - diary |
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karmicenigma profile - diary |
| comments: "First of all, when the hell did Christmas become about shopping for a bunch of people you don't like in the first damn place?" |
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quoted profile - diary |
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andrew profile - diary |
| comments: "Oh also they caught Saddam Hussein, which is crazy and unexpected. This is the perfect time to try to mess with people while it still seems like anything like that is possible by saying to them 'Oh man, did you hear, Saddam escaped!'" |
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zeldafan1 profile - diary |
| comments: " I probably came out of my mom with a book in my hand, sorry for the scary visual." |
My favorite music: |
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Counting Crows |
| comments: A fav since high school. |
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Lamya |
| comments: Gorgeous in every way. |
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Sevendust |
| comments: So loud and angry... yeah. |
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Chevelle |
| comments: Great band. |
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Lil'Kim |
| comments: She is so naughty. |
My favorite movies: |
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Office Space |
| comments: "'PC Load Letter?' What the fuck does that mean?" |
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Harry Potter |
| comments: "As long as Dumbledore is near, you're safe." |
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Moulin Rouge |
| comments: "You're gonna be bad for business, I can tell." |
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Silence of the Lambs |
| comments: "It puts the lotion in the basket." |
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Dumb and Dumber |
| comments: "Turbo Lax: for fast, effective relief." |
My favorite authors: |
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Jean Auel |
