now 20% better than spontaneously combusting!

an internet quiz told me today that i am 'not typical.' and if you can't trust an internet quiz, who can you trust?

My favorite diaries:

andrew profile - diary
comments: "Anyway, so yeah, I guess the basic gist of my update for today: God wants me to kill everyone, and I'm going to."
mireillie profile - diary
comments: naked and on fire. what could possibly be more entertaining?
not-a-finger profile - diary
comments: you used up all the glue... on purpose!
quoted profile - diary
comments: i am now officially one of the faceless masses.
fadein profile - diary
comments: "May my young yet beautiful corpse serve as a caution to you all."
larrielou profile - diary
comments: beautiful inside and out.
noalarms profile - diary
comments: there's something about her words.
plume profile - diary
comments: "I used to imagine burglars invading our house and I would jump in there and stay hidden. While they killed the rest of the family and stole everything. Good times."
seducible profile - diary
comments: "There was so much I wanted to say, but it left me when I accidentally clicked the 'random' button on xanga. I think I need to go wash my eyes."
project2501 profile - diary
comments: "We now return you to America's Wildest Knee Surgeries!"
asdotcom profile - diary
comments: "Perhaps soon my horizons will be as wide as Michael Moore."
splorch profile - diary
comments: someday, i will insert a terribly witty and poignantly descriptive one-liner here.
sirilyan profile - diary
comments: "An object at rest will tend to stay at rest, unless it is a duvet, in which case someone will embroider an ugly cartoon cat on it."
facepunch profile - diary
comments: "i am still losing auctions daily, though, so don't call me unless you want to hear my plans for driving to san jose and setting ebay headquarters on fire."
dialzero profile - diary
comments: "When other little girls were like, 'Oooh... ponies!' I was like 'OoOoOoO... ALIENS!!!'"
lilpeanut80 profile - diary
comments: it's one of those 'living vicariously' things.
amber profile - diary
comments: "On to my mom being dumb. Well, not dumb, just computer dumb. No wait. Yeah, dumb."
porktornado profile - diary
comments: "It sort of worked, but black people think I hate them now, because your love of minorities increases proportionally with the length of your hair."
raisinet profile - diary
comments: "Devo? Rokken. Hair products that list ingredients like 'crushed pearls'? Gay. Pac-man? Rokken. Straight guys who wear nail polish? Gayest of the Gaylords. See the pattern here?"
anothermatch profile - diary
finalscore profile - diary
comments: pretty words. i just like her.
kissmyargyle profile - diary
comments: she hearts your mom.
littledjblue profile - diary
comments: my favorite dj.
kiss-a-frog profile - diary
dullstar profile - diary
comments: comment pending.
thedailywtf profile - diary
comments: "Some shithead fell down leaving the place and now they're suing. It's the American Way. Which is different than the United Way. They love retarded people."
egoslap profile - diary
comments: "God damn you fucking refugees..." totally out of context, but totally our new state motto.
biodtl profile - diary
comments: "What Tom Says: I’m in love! She’s magnificent! I’m so happy! What Tom Means: I’m not gay! I like girls - young girls! Not! Gay!"
frittata-f profile - diary
comments: you will never have been so entertained by a breakfast food, raves time magazine. (oh, they will rave. they will.)
mascarax profile - diary
lisamcc profile - diary
shellboy profile - diary
comments: you pique my interest. and i hope i spelled pique correctly, because i am intoxicated.
absurniverse profile - diary
comments: the world through someone else's lense--i enjoy it.

My favorite music:

frank sinatra
comments: <3
ray charles
comments: <3
breaking benjamin
comments: + most everything ever recorded, except the beatles. yuck.

My favorite movies:

les miserables
the sixth sense
o brother where art thou
shawshank redemption
twelve angry men
comments: + countless disney movies.

My favorite authors:

edgar allan poe
emily dickinson
john grisham
fyodor dostoyevsky
comments: madeleine l'engle; herman melville
harper lee
comments: + so many others.

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