 My favorite diaries:
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Achlis profile - diary |
| comments: What rough beast, his hour come 'round at last, staggers to the pub to be born? |
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Actionhero profile - diary |
| comments: He's like a superhero in the "emotionally disturbed and vaguely unstable" sense. |
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Alioth profile - diary |
| comments: Thorny, but sweet. Like ice cream with whole-cut roses. |
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Arcanologist profile - diary |
| comments: Et in Arcadia ego. |
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Charspider profile - diary |
| comments: The venom bubbles beneath his charming grin, but he'll hardly ever use it. And if he does, you might not feel a thing. |
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Ciannait profile - diary |
| comments: Envy the true diarist, said the columnist of calumny. |
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Cloudyvision profile - diary |
| comments: Light with whimsy, floating with spirits, engaged in life, liberty, and the pursuit of heaviness. Heavy, man. |
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Cybercrow profile - diary |
| comments: :: shakes fist :: |
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Da5idclone profile - diary |
| comments: Werd. |
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DoctorCurare profile - diary |
| comments: That BASTARD! |
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Elvinone profile - diary |
| comments: Now that she's safely out of range, I can say that I've always wanted to see how far I could throw her. |
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Estrodome profile - diary |
| comments: More terrifying than that skull-shaped fortress the Legion of Doom flew around in, sexier than the White House, and cheap ... but not as cheap as your girlfriend. |
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Fatalwombat profile - diary |
| comments: Head wounds. Even more dangerous than one might suspect. |
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Guessitsme profile - diary |
| comments: I suppose it is, at that. |
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Halcyondream profile - diary |
| comments: Wherever you go, there you are. Along with ninjas. |
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Heph profile - diary |
| comments: If I could type the opening guitar riff to "Purple Haze", that's the closest I can come to what I think of Heph. We'll have our hot sauce bar, oh yes. |
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Hobobobq profile - diary |
| comments: A narquis de silly sod. |
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Hoochiepoet profile - diary |
| comments: Creme de badass with a swirl of caramelized rockstar and a syrup of dork. |
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Julieclipse profile - diary |
| comments: When she is still, it is musical. When she moves, it is song. |
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KidEternity profile - diary |
| comments: She's an asteroid. You lubbers might be inclined to call her a "rock star", though. G'heh. I kill me. |
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Kinaesthesia profile - diary |
| comments: The revolution will be splattered on various walls in Day-Glo. |
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LadyJeanGrey profile - diary |
| comments: She's the Black Queen regardless of her place on the board. |
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Magistrate profile - diary |
| comments: Sri syadasti. |
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MrFish profile - diary |
| comments: Scales the walls of modernity and fights to the finish from his bass of operations. |
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NewCollege profile - diary |
| comments: Psh. It's not THAT new. |
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Nootropil profile - diary |
| comments: Entering loops and running in recursives only to find ways to break the cycles of human thought. |
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Omri profile - diary |
| comments: She gave me a dollar, although she wasn't aware of it at the time. |
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Padraig profile - diary |
| comments: Acting! Brilliant! ... or WAS it? |
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Pairodox profile - diary |
| comments: Vatis inum? Caus indux. |
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Thryn profile - diary |
| comments: Claws, sheathed. Fangs, hidden. Eyes, wide. Ears, flat. The purrrfect disguise. Suckers. |
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Treehead profile - diary |
| comments: Blowing on the wind in a quest for good rooting. |
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Yamaa profile - diary |
| comments: Goats know more than we dare give them credit for. Particularly with regards to the half-jade half-pearl nature of reality. |
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Zim-dib profile - diary |
| comments: The Doctor of Oblivion, as kindly as a needle to the eye and as sharp as the edge of a quantum particle. |
My favorite music: |
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Weird Al Yankovic |
| comments: The man is a god, obviously. He is the Trickster, the Eternal Nyah-Nyah. The Accordionist Beyond the Stars. |
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The Jimi Hendrix Experience |
| comments: Every time I listen to "Spanish Castle Magic", I think of new ways it has rocked my soul. |
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Empty Hats |
| comments: The Renaissance don't know what the hell it's missing. Looney Lucy is my not-so-private dancer. |
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Grant Balfour |
| comments: The Flying Fists of Master Grant is more than a mere mortal. He's earth's mightiest acousticist. He's a genius unparalleled, the last artifact of an alien race which dwelt here in peace and sanctity for untold centuries before the coming |
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Gilbert and Sullivan |
| comments: Because I AM the very model of a modern Major-General. |
My favorite movies: |
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The Adventures of Baron Munchausen |
| comments: Undoubtedly the finest cinematic masterpiece ever created. It speaks to my soul. No one can say anything against it. No one. |
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Mystery Men |
| comments: The world needs more Bob Burden in its everyday life. And William Macy swings an Oscar-quality shovel. |
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Tombstone |
| comments: Doc Holliday is the ideal movie character. He's everything I hope to be. This is indicated by my business cards. |
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Pirates of the Caribbean |
| comments: Because there has never been a pirate movie that good, and I love nothing more than pirate movies. |
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Time Bandits |
| comments: Nothing is better entertainment than little people travelling through time. Nothing. |
My favorite authors: |
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Kurt Vonnegut |
| comments: "Cat's Cradle" helped make me the twisted soul I am today. And then I read everything else he wrote in one long, long, long sitting. I may never recover. |
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Warren Ellis |
| comments: He counts as an author, although I'd probably enjoy his cynical and biting brilliance just a touch less without the art of Darick Robertson. I'm talking "Transmetropolitan" here, of course. His other stuff is hep, too. |
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Tim Dorsey |
| comments: I -AM- Florida roadkill. |
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G.K. Chesterton |
| comments: The forerunner of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Grant & Naylor, Neil Gaiman, and all the other British fantasists I love. |
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Daniel Pinkwater |
| comments: Author of "Alan Mendelsohn, the Boy from Mars", "Lizard Music", and hundreds of other wonderful, brilliant stories. |
