Extraordinarily Well-Educated in That Which is of No Use to Anyone Else


"Dear Diary,

Heather told me she teaches people real life. She said, 'Real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.' I said, 'So, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly?' She said yes. I said, 'You're beautiful!'"

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My favorite music:

The Clash
comments: I'm so bored with the USA.
Morrissey
comments: I don't mind if you forget me.
Kate Bush
comments: Suddenly my feet are feet of mud.
XTC
comments: Earn enough for us.
Robyn Hitchcock
comments: Sleeping with your devil mask is all I want to do.

My favorite movies:

Heathers
comments: Chaos killed the dinosaurs, darling.
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
comments: Delve!
Amadeus
comments: Too many notes.
Sid & Nancy
comments: John got beaten up by fascists.
Heavenly Creatures
comments: It is because we are mad! We are both stark raving mad!

My favorite authors:

Michel Foucault
comments: The original Mr. Smarty-pants.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
comments: I'm somewhat of a Holmes addict. I am not above even reading many of the better pastiches.
Dave Sim
comments: "Buggid!" Intelligent comix.
Emma Goldman
comments: Divine inspiration.
J.K. Rowling
comments: Harry Potter makes me happy.

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