beulahbondo's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Christmas with Prima Hello, I�m speaking with Prima this morning, December 26, 2004. We�re at her house. How was your Christmas? It was good. But I want to talk about Paul McCartney! Okay, me too! I love talking about Paul McCartney. Let�s talk about watching �Help� the other day. I love �Help,� and especially Paul McCartney. He�s cool. The movie is about Ringo�s ring. I like the part when Paul is on the piano when they�re skiing in Switzerland. I like the song they do when they�re cutting the circle around Ringo, �You�re Gonna Lose that Girl.� One of my favorite lines is when the woman says, �Cut you, jolly, with a knife.� And when everyone says, �Kaili!� when they see the ring. And when Paul is dancing with the woman and he says� �I can say no more!� Tell me about your new Beatles poster. Who gave it to you, and what does it look like? Where did you put it? My poster is from the cover of the �Beatles for Sale� album. My Pop-pop gave it to me. Paul is on the far right and George is on the far left. They�re wearing all black suits. George is next to John and Ringo is next to Paul. They�re outside. George has a little twist on top of his hair. It�s really big and it�s right over my bed. They all look really good in the picture. I�ve always loved it. Their hair looks great. Paul�s head is right over the head of my bed. Oh! I see! We have a poster right over the computer too. They all look really different. John has glasses. Paul has long hair and a pointier nose. And Ringo has sideburns and a moustache. And George looks just a little different. They�re not wearing suits. Oh, and Ringo�s not wearing a scarf. Tell our readers what you look like. I have blonde hair and I have glasses but they�re not freaky. They�re skinny. Not like a librarian�s. I�m very tall. I�m 7 and a half. I have a sister. She just pushed on her shoes and didn�t like it. She has red hair and no glasses. She�s 4. She likes to play with her friend Jo-anna. My sister likes the color pink. I don�t like that color. I like blue. Dark blue. She�s fun to play with usually; sometimes she�s mean. Your dad is singing loudly. He might be in the shower. I think he�s washing dishes. Oh! Tell me about open mic with your dad! The microphone is always open for everyone to sing in. I sing with my dad a lot. There�s food and drinks there. It�s inside and I usually get hot chocolate with a little plastic dude inside of it. I sang �Imagine� the other night but that was Christian open mic. I usually sing rock and roll songs when it�s not Christian open mic. I sing a lot of Paul McCartney songs, and some John songs, like �You�re Gonna Lose that Girl,� and �Help.� And �Hard Day�s Night.� Is that a Paul song? I�m not sure. But I like it. Do you sing �Feliz Navi-blah?� [Like Pee-wee Herman does in his Christmas special] NO! I sing �Feliz Navidad,� though. I remember when you were three years old, singing �Twist and Shout� in a restaurant lobby in Maine. I think you liked it because it said, �I know you twist little girl,� and you thought it was about a little girl. Do you think the Beatles sing about kids? Or do they sing for kids? I don�t know, but I like their songies. Well, who�s the �little girl� in Twist and Shout?� That�s hard to explain. Somebody that is married to somebody. I don�t know! Is she actually a little girl? NO! Well how about in �You�re Gonna Lose that Girl,� is that about a girl or a woman? Is it about a parent in the store who�s not watching their daughter and they�re gonna lose that girl? [laughs] Probably not. Actually, absolutely not. Actually, that would be awesome if they would do that. Tell me about Paul�s wives and family. Which Mrs. McCartney do you like? Definitely Linda. Definitely Linda! Why? Because. She�s prettier. Heather, Linda�s daughter, is cool because she plays guitar, like me kind of. I like playing the drums too. Let�s get back to Ringo. Ringo�s kids. His wives are Barbara and Maureen. Remember when your sister said George was her wife? Yes, I remember that! For one thing, George is dead. For another thing, he�s a boy; he cannot be a wife. I don�t think she knows he�s dead. Well, I certainly do. George�s son Dhani, he looks like the same person, but he has a little less chin, like you told me. He sounds cool. I like your socks. Describe for our readers what I�m wearing. Floofies! Polka dotted pajama pants with a pouch right where your vagina, your private part, is. Your pants are too big because the elastic came out. They�re very old pajama pants. A t-shirt under a hoodie sweatshirt. The t-shirt is gray. It has a little school logo on the top of the left-hand corner. Rings. A lot of rings. Ringo would be happy. Get it? Ringo. Ring-o. Your hair is all squiggly because you you didn�t wash it yet. Your glasses are black like mine. But mine are not so thick on the outlining. That�s it. Let's get some french toast from la plancha. Okay. 10:47 a.m. - 2004-12-27 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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