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Fake Glasses and Schwetty Balls 2002-12-17 - 8:41 p.m. this sucks! nuffin funny happened today...no great pearls of wisdom popped in my head...nobody did somethin incredibly stoopid so i could blog it here...those stoopid self righteous fawkers!! see...to WRITE something..i need material...i jes dont get this shit outta thin air..now granted...i might have a skewed outlook on life...but who doesnt...everybodys view is skewed compared to somebody elses view..if they werent...then they'd all be the same and that means we'd be a bunch o robots...robots suck ass...unless they could do my dishes..then i would take that last statement back... i found out we have the office christmas party tomorrow...by "office" i mean our department..cuz none of us have an office per se...our "offices" tend to be giant AC units or the insides of ductwork..not a very exciting place for an office party...so we get to go down to the main building (where the bigwigs are) and schmooze with them...its gonna be great...take 2 floors of uptite office people...send in 6 loud brash blue collar guys and see what happens...weeeeee!! white collar women...allllghhhh...i like the ones that wear the "fake" glasses..the ones with regular glass and no actual correction..just to make them look "intelligent"..works for me..i jes think they look hot...i've been wearin glasses for years..and they havent made me hot OR intelligent...that was the natural genes i have...hahaha ok..must go watch the rest of SNL christmas special nobody can resist my schwetty balls Leave me a note..or dont..whatever yo :) You are a phoenix. What legend are you?. Take the Legendary Being Quiz by Paradox |