12.05.03 @ 10:38 A.M.
Relationships
So I've had enough guy friends and observed enough human behavior to learn a few things about guys. You know, it's been studied by scientists more respected than I that they are totally and completely different from women in close to every way. And the way they're set up, I just don't think there's a man out there that I could have a relationship with that I'd be happy in.
On the other end of the spectrum, I've seriously thought about whether or not I'm a lesbian. I mean, it would just explain a lot. But I've come to the conclusion that while I could have a relationship with a woman that would give me everything I'm looking for, I'm not sexually attracted to woman. So I wouldn't even want to kiss or anything. So what would that make us? Friends.
So it looks like I'll just have to get a vibrator and watch some soft core porn on Showtime. Which, ya know, whatever. That's fine. As long as I still gots me diary.
And pizza.
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