Sometimes I think it has a mind of its own. Like lately. For some reason, for the last week or so I have been getting inexplicably horny at the same point on my ride to work in the morning. It happens just before I get on the second bridge I cross before getting to work. I get tingle crotch, and I have no idea why. It�s not like I�m going over a rumble strip or anything. So what�s the deal? Aren�t bridges some kind of sexual symbol? Wait, but aren�t they more for a guy? Am I gay now? What is going on??? No, wait, it can�t be, because today the tingle crotch started earlier, on a different stretch of road. Then it came back at the bridge. I hope no one was looking at me in my car, because I was laughing hysterically like an idiot. Lucy and I have been joking about the whole tingle crotch thing the last couple of days, so when it happened again today, I just thought of us and started laughing like a hyena. I was also squirming all around in my seat, yelling, �Stop it, tingle crotch! No! Stop! Hee! Tingle crotch!!� Quite a sight for other motorists to see at 8:15 in the morning. I�m such an ass. But seriously, what is up with this? Maybe my crotch wants some action. I�m trying, tingles, I�m trying!! Boys? Help the tingle crotch. Is that too much to ask???

And I really can�t believe I just wrote a whole entry about my crotch. Happy Tuesday, everybody, to you and your crotches.

Celebrity Boyfriend of the Day: Kelly Slater
This is a little bit of an old school one, but you cannever go wrong with a hot surfer boy!

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