thediastema's Diaryland Diary

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Blog type entry.

Last entry was depressing? Fine, Master. Today's will be the happy compensatory silliness you've come to expect from us here at DiastemaLand.

It was SLEEPY day. Heh. I've been awake over 24 hours so far. I'm drinking coffee right now.

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Googles from the past 48 hours or so:

"LDS monologues" (somebody was disappointed!)

"Kermit the Frog doll"

"Gapped teeth"

"Earwig infestation"

"Cashiers gym teacher sex"

Thank you.

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Today, I heard HM's voice for the first time in over a month. I have an "interview" Monday but he keeps talking in a manner that suggests I already have the job.

God, I've missed my Dr. Evil.

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Free makeover appointment at the mall, today. Let's not even discuss the asshole Utah drivers, the cakehole Utah pedaestrians, the shithole Utah parking complexes, or the dillhole who made a giant mall with maybe one washroom in the whole building, which really must be against some kind of health code.

Let's overlook all those holes.

I came out looking, as I told Missa, "like a clown on heroin." Or, if you want a fresh simile, freakishly like I did after the accident in August.

Back to concealer and mascara for me.

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I made Hamilton a star and he's being a thankless bitch.

The link above will probably scare you. All I'm gonna say to elaborate is, "self-insertion" sounds dirty for a reason.

"Self-parody" is dirtier than it sounds, as well.

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Heidi is so pretty. And now she's pretty in TechniColour.

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O, and Sandra -- thanks for the g'bookage. It helped.

~ETK

20:16 - 22 June, 2001

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