description: much like mankind's desire to destroy the sun, these questions have persisted throughout the ages
| 1. You are given the opportunity to address every human being on the planet simultaneously in a one minute television broadcast. It will be translated into every language and everyone is guaranteed to watch. What do you say? (all) |
| "Attention people of the world: I am hot. You all want to sleep with me. That is all." |
| 2. You are granted the power to permanently anthropomorphize (give human qualities to) one thing or one type of thing (all tress, all cars, etc.). What's it gonna be? (all) |
| Quite like all the pictures in Harry Potter's realm, I'd like pictures in frames that permanent hold those moments forever. The people can walk and talk, etc. Good times. |
| 3. You messed up bad and you're on death row. What's your last meal? (all) |
| TGIFriday's chicken fingers fries with tons of honey mustard and three pints of Ben & Jerry's. |
| 4. Would you trade one year of your own life to bring back from the dead one random person that you don't know? (all) |
| Can I pick the year? Can I pick the person? Am I reading too much into this? |
| 5. Conversely, would you accept one million dollars from a mysterious stranger if you knew that it meant that one random person that you don't know was going to die as soon as you accepted? (all) |
| No...well, if I knew it was a bad guy, maybe. |
| 6. What's the greatest invention in human history? (all) |
| The printing press. |
| 7. Your longtime fantasy of having dead wealthy relatives comes true, and you inherit one million dollars. The catch is that you have to spend it all tomorrow. What are your plans? (It breaks down to a bit less than $50,000 an hour) (all) |
| First, buy my parents house for them (that eats up around 640,000). Buy myself a house. With the remaining money, furnish it. Then rent a helicopter and fly around dropping microwaves on 7-11s. |
| 8. Everyone has one: What's your screenplay idea? (all) |
| An angst-ridden college dramedy that finds our heroine deep in the throes of ingratiating self-analysis in a cruel world. And I wouldn't mind adapting Jennifer Weiner's "Good In Bed", either. |
| 9. Describe one event in your life in which you acted out of pure, good, selfless intentions. (all) |
| Even if I'm being a saint, I'm selfish in that the praise I get is payment enough for me. I gave the toll lady $20 that paid for 10 people behind me once, and it made ME really happy, so I can't say that I'm doing anything nice selflessly because I get something out of it. |
| 10. You find a magic pill which, when swallowed, makes you an instant expert or gives you unlimited skill in one and only one field of your choice. What do you choose? (all) |
| I want to be a good singer. I think my life would be that much better if I could sing really, really well. |
