description: much like mankind's desire to destroy the sun, these questions have persisted throughout the ages
| 1. You are given the opportunity to address every human being on the planet simultaneously in a one minute television broadcast. It will be translated into every language and everyone is guaranteed to watch. What do you say? (all) |
| I Want To Be Impregnated By The Dixie Chicks! In Texas! |
| 2. You are granted the power to permanently anthropomorphize (give human qualities to) one thing or one type of thing (all tress, all cars, etc.). What's it gonna be? (all) |
| Those giant inflatable animals that they put on top of car dealerships and stuff. That would make a good movie, actually... |
| 3. You messed up bad and you're on death row. What's your last meal? (all) |
| New York Striploin with a side of Lasagna. |
| 4. Would you trade one year of your own life to bring back from the dead one random person that you don't know? (all) |
| What if it was Hitler? Or you Bill? No way! |
| 5. Conversely, would you accept one million dollars from a mysterious stranger if you knew that it meant that one random person that you don't know was going to die as soon as you accepted? (all) |
| What if it was Sigfried? Or you Bill? No. |
| 6. What's the greatest invention in human history? (all) |
| Fire. Or Spam. |
| 7. Your longtime fantasy of having dead wealthy relatives comes true, and you inherit one million dollars. The catch is that you have to spend it all tomorrow. What are your plans? (It breaks down to a bit less than $50,000 an hour) (all) |
| I'd close downtown Toronto to vehicular traffic, every bar would have 1/2-price drinks, and other stuff to have a kickass, major street party. |
| 8. Everyone has one: What's your screenplay idea? (all) |
| That inflatable animal thing that I mentioned in answer #2. |
| 9. Describe one event in your life in which you acted out of pure, good, selfless intentions. (all) |
| I Answer Bill's Emails. |
| 10. You find a magic pill which, when swallowed, makes you an instant expert or gives you unlimited skill in one and only one field of your choice. What do you choose? (all) |
| Healthcare. Think of all the lives that could be saved. |
