[ 03.05.04 ] [ 3:28 pm ]
the fuzz followed me to work this morning. how, i don't know. perhaps it hitched a ride on the back of my shirt, camouflaged in its whiteness. or mayhaps it attached itself unsuspectingly on my arse. all i know is that my bathmat met an unexpected demise in the washing machine the other evening. this caused a massive fuzz explosion on my living room carpet, where i had dumped my fuzz covered laundry. i thought that i had painstakingly picked up each and every piece of fuzz off the carpet. but now i see, evident on the floor by my work desk, that i had not. where did you come from elusive piece of fuzz ?? where were you hiding ?? are there more of you waiting to latch onto me at home ? i say it's time for another vacuuming. |