2007-09-24 - 10:45 p.m.

Your crossdressing neighbor's dead mama ain't got nothing too big or too small that hasn't been drunk, breathed, or smoked more than once whenever there's a full moon over the shithouse that Uncle Louie painted piss green that time he got all coked up and had a seizure in the horse barn after the sky fell on the Burger King across the street from Wal-Mart in the rain.