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i've got hayfever now



So last year when we first moved into this house, the neighbours were always talking about how messy the garden is and how the last tenants never mowed the grass or cleaned crap up and I always told them that I'd clean it up nicely because I wanted to sit around in the garden and stuff. I kind of did keep it tidy for a week, I mowed it, dug weeds and planted poppy seeds so I can harvest opium sometime, but grass and shit grows back too fast and I couldnt be arsed with it, gardens are boring anyway.

So.

I decided to mow it again today, the grass was 3 feet high after all. I smoked a joint and grabbed the mower.

Mowing is shit.

Anyway, I finished up and the french guy from next door came over and made some comment about how he is suprised that I even managed to get through the long grass and asked me if I was having any trouble, I told him that I just used a mower and it's cool. Then he said "yeaah......it does look.....ok"

..and I said..

"looks better than your fucking garden, fascist"

Except I said it under my breath because really, his garden looks way better than mine.

He walked off and put some kind of prog rock on really loud and I got bored with being outside and left the garden half done. If he wants a good job doing he should do it himself, everyone knows that.

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22/05/2004||1:27 p.m.

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