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11:18 p.m. - 2006-06-26
Saturday in the park..I think it was the 4th of July!
I really thought I had seen it all, but this was truly a first. Lydia called" You have a 1:00 with Mike, he's running behind. I forgot to tell you earlier he has his dog with him - it's hairless or something so you won't be allergic" I interrupted " I have dogs" " Oh yeah, right, anyway... Bob can't do 3:00 will you stay til 6:00?"
" No""OK" I hung up the phone. " Are you fuckin serious?" I ask no one in particular. It is a fluffy cloud summer Saturday in June. And I am holed up in a tiny orifice of an apartment, virtually windowless for any sort of attempt at,oh say, SUNLIGHT, filtering into the cavernous, dank.... "Hi Mike, I'm M***" " Sure is hot out there.Come on baby,Come baby,Come on OREO!" " Oh what a cute dog is she.." "HE is half poodle and half Bull mastiff" I tried to look as if this were a normal every day occurrence. A dog on the bed with a naked stranger guy. Now, it's not that the dog was involved. HE WAS NOT! However, he got too close for comfort on more than one occasion. He once made a bold move, recklessly tumbling about the bed and nearly causing a full bottle of Astroglide to spill. A near catastrophe. That dog was a voyeur! !
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