May 08, 2005 - 11:26 pm

sleep has been weird. its like i either sleep every 12 hours or not at all. so last night i was slowly sinking into dreamland and all of the sudden i hear this squeaking sound. it woke me up immediately, like i was on mouse patrol so fucking fast. but it wasn't a mouse. it was coming from mr lin's room so i put my ear up to the furnace grate that connects our rooms and listened. it sounded like a pump. what the fuck? a penis pump? that was the only thing i could think of and its been driving me crazy ever since. what the fuck was mr lin doing with a pump in the middle of the night?

when i woke up this afternoon the other mr lin was chain smoking in the kitchen and listening to chinese opera music and for the first time in a while i thought to myself, "i like living with the lins".