Anyway, when we got there we ran into this�.. How do I say this and be politically correct, there was this fag midget that was giving me some bad attitude. Luckily he was just tall enough for me to give him some Nad attitude and we headed out the door into scenic downtown Franklin, Ohio with some wine coolers, a bottle of my favorite Malt beverage, and 5 packages of microwaveable popcorn. The ladies had to have their meals for the upcoming week and a half.

After about an hour of running we passed out on the porch of some burned out house. We awoke to the lovely sounds of a car stereo and I just had to stand and dance between the two of them. They requested the ever popular, �JT�s Gonna fuck your bottom� dance. I did it for about 9 seconds and then they jumped me. Ripped my clothes off and had their way with me. It was pretty sweet.