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On the Escalator by
absurniverse
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dear god, i love it. |
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crazy birthday kids. by
kissmyargyle
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every day should be vacation. |
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In a Box, with a Fox by
not-a-finger
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because nothing says "feminine mystique" like "leaky vagina." |
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Nightmare On My Street by
unclebob
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"Oh dear." |
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beg, steal, or borrow my share of laughter by
finalscore
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this is how i feel about [everything] all the time. |
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David Would Be Pleased, I Think by
not-a-finger
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"I do not think I am wrong in calling you a Finger on the Pulse of America, Amazon.com." |
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USA! USA! Yeah, I'm patriotic and I think we kick ass. Bite me. by
porktornado
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"...and here�s a surprise for some: if/when they get to your country, they won�t give a sweet crap if you agree with the policies of your government or not. To the radical fundamentalist, you are another infidel. I am too. We�re all on Team Infidel, like it or not. Maybe you can stab them with your 'War is not the Answer' sign." |
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--In My Dreams I Find You-- by
seducible
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"I fear this will always be words written in the early morning hours with a blue pen on canary yellow paper." |
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i want everyone to explode. by
facepunch
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"sometimes i start thinking too hard about how i'm not normal and then i wonder what it would be like to be normal. like, how sweet would it be to turn on the radio and think 'hey! theyre playing that coldplay song for the 900th time today! excellent! my fave!'" |
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"You can listen to silence, Reuven. I've begun to realize that you can listen to silence and learn from it. It has a quality and a dimension all its own. It talks to me sometimes. I feel myself alive in it. It talks. And I can hear it." by
finalscore
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"there are things and people you see through your life that you don't expect to remember, and there are things and people you see in your life that you make a note to never forget." |
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Fun Anthrax "Fax" by
asdotcom
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i just like it. |
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Pay no attention. It's the cold medicine talking. by
porktornado
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"At least this time the bums that always ask for money didn�t bother me. I looked like I had bigger problems than they did." cold medicine and i? we go way back. |
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shaun + mark by
ihearthockey
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i love it. |
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A Short Poem - By Dee by
imaginated
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this is the part where i raise my bic lighter and snap. |
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So We Never Forget by
trinity63
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because they're more than numbers. |
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oh, thinking of short descriptions gets so tedious by
thedailywtf
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i hate people with a fiery passion only an hourly wage earner can have. BUT I LOVE THIS ENTRY. |
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Used to Be by
asdotcom
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used to be. |
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Oh God, It's Another Day by
fadein
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"I look forward to <s>the sweet release only death can bring</s> hearing from you." |
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Hailin' The Love Cab by
beagle47
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"if only life were as simple as episode 47." |
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What Did You Eat Under There? by
asdotcom
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"So far there have been 12 found dead; four of them not wearing clean underwear." |
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i am bobby's cardigan, so step. by
ihearthockey
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oh, keri. |
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In which our plucky young hero admits it could've been a dropped book, also. by
sirilyan
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"Anywhere 'look around for the balloon' is a viable life lesson can't be all bad." |
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Wrecked 'em? I hardly touched 'em! by
weetabix
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"Katie Couric. Talking about her rectum. At Kmart." |
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Hollywood vs. Washington by
imaginated
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only some of us are as stupid as we look. |
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The garbage can. by
littledjblue
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"and if the salad cannot bowl tonight, i'm sure the garbage can." |
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OK, Buddy? by
fadein
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"Man, when I was a kid, I remember reading in history books about Congressmen who attacked each other with canes during debates and Russian leaders who banged their shoes on tables just to make a point. Where are those days? Powell should at least break out into a song." |
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YOU'VE GOT SPAM by
burkenstocks
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pronounced "low-walled cubicle." |
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Letter to Canada by
asdotcom
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"Don't stay up too late." |
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I'll make him an offer he can't refuse by
adumbration
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i would do this. except the total would not be seven; it would merely be divisible by seven. |
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In which our plucky young hero makes it almost like being there. by
sirilyan
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"Huh? Is that... it's... it is." |
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In which our plucky young hero thinks it should be worth course credit. by
sirilyan
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"Really, I don't know why I even bothered with college." |
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Diary of a Monkey by
asdotcom
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"I haven't even had time to fling poo in four days." |
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A Short Description... Too... With You... As Well... by
asdotcom
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"So... they let you out of the helmet for tonight, huh?" |
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i haven't sharpened a pencil in almost four years by
perceptions
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not the most humorous... but, in my opinion, one of the best. |
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Who Wants To Be A Dumbass? by
unclebob
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anyone? anyone? |
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de colores by
castigada
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made me laugh. |
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honk if you like peace! by
yawner
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�Sire, the people of Bristol are honking!� -- this remains to be one of my absolute favorite entries on diaryland. |
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On whatever. by
halfsorry
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"I may have gone to that place where people go when they�re too afraid of what happens next. Too weary of the hurt that�s mainstay, and knowing all too well that they�re not capable of handling any more pain or disappointment." |
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