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from awittykitty :
I vote for drunk and flirty and looking for an ego boost. That seems to be the thang with guys lately. signed, someone who also obsessess obsessively
from annabeth :
I enjoyed reading your diary. Good luck solving the boy problems! If you want advice from a random stranger, niceness is not worth sacrificing chemistry for.
from bluemeany :
Awww. R.I.P., Snowflake.
from bluemeany :
He looks kind of like a Norman. (Don't be mad at me if you hate the name Norman. It's just what came to me.)
from bluemeany :
Aw, sucky. I wish I had some advice or comfort or anything for you, but I'm an idiot when it comes to that stuff. So all I can offer you are some cyber-kleenex and cyber-hugs and maybe a cyber-shot of whiskey. It'll get better.
from goingloopy :
You did the right thing. Whatever it was that was off, it's not going to get better. It sucks to end it, but if it's not RIGHT for you, you're not really throwing anything away.
from bluemeany :
Man ... that kind of sucks. I absolutely hate it when people condescend to me, but mean-ness I can handle. I guess it's just a matter of picking the less-annoying of two evils. Sounds like you both know how to push each other's buttons -- always a sign of a good relationship!
from goingloopy :
I know what you mean...I would have a hard time not slapping my friend upside the head either. And as for the Teacher situation...do whatever you want, you're a grownup, and so is he. If he starts making noises, deal with it then. Until that point...just enjoy the ride. ;)
from bluemeany :
I think you should send that to her, because she is evil and deserves your wrath. Yay for you, finally updating!
from hissandtell :
Hi, beautiful! So glad you're back; I missed you. You know, I took you off my list (just temporarily!) because it had been eons since you'd updated. Will you update again soon? Should I reinstate you instantly? Let me know! Love, R xxx
from bluemeany :
Well HELLO, stranger! Glad to know you're still alive; now how about making a habit of this updating-thingy, eh?
from goingloopy :
Well, missy, it's about time you updated...but if you're moving and on the quest for the raise and wearing stupid pink dresses, I guess I'll have to forgive you. :)
from goingloopy :
Hey...where have you been lately? I hope everything is okay and you're just not updating because you're having killer sex with hot men every night, or something.
from bluemeany :
The interesting sex life site? Was fucking AWESOME! I love that the army filters didn't catch it. Crazy fuckers! (literally, hehe!)
from hissandtell :
Finish me off? Well, gracious, darling! Yum! (And congratulations on the boyfriend-business. I trust you will write his name in big red letters inside a heart on your pencil case to celebrate this momentous decision?) Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Oh, and thanks, baby - I'm in. (Is it as good for you as it is for me?) x
from hissandtell :
Of course I'm still reading you, you big doofus. Why, aren't you reading me? x
from hissandtell :
Can't get in, darling...and starting to (sob) worry that you don't love me any more... x
from bluemeany :
Password, Ms. Secretive? Pretty pretty please?
from hissandtell :
You're locked, darling? Can you email me the password if you're so inclined, please? Love, R xxx
from bluemeany :
Hey, fuck that diet! You don't need it. Just start smoking; I swear it helps! Now feel better, or I'll be forced to jello-wrestle you for Teacher! (The chocolate-wrestling ring is already booked solid, I've discovered.)
from bluemeany :
Haha! Two-year-old antics are hilarious. Thank God I don't have kids yet.
from bluemeany :
Jeesh ... I have no useful advice. Maybe delve into his criminal record? I dunno.
from bluemeany :
Oh, I hate car crashes! You poor thing. And poor Fritz. I hope you both recover from the trauma inflicted by the lady who can't drive. She should be tarred and feathered.
from sunshine0221 :
Hey thanks for the comment - you are so added to my favorites.
from goingloopy :
Why must boys be so DIFFICULT?? And why, why, why can our faces not figure out that we are no longer 15 and we no longer need to be purchasing any sort of acne treatment cream?
from bluemeany :
Your man problems make my head hurt! I recommend (as always) that you get drunk with him and talk it out while you're both at your most honest. Added benefit: if it goes badly, there's always a chance you won't remember!
from bluemeany :
Is this guy definitely sane? Definitely a guy? Definitely not homosechul? If sane, male and straight, he's definitely gotta be one of those sane, male, straight robots who were deposited in America by the Taliban after being given dating lessons from a bunch of 14-year-old girls who just got back from summer camp.
from goingloopy :
Hide your cell phone, quickly. And I think anyone in their right mind would be freaking the hell out under those circumstances. As for Ms. Extravagance...it's her own damn fault, so she should be happy if she gets any donations.
from goingloopy :
You should photograph the ceiling, and have whoever is in charge of ordering promotional items plaster it all over the buttons/pens/notepads/whatever with a pithy caption...
from bluemeany :
Just like all men, he's listening to what you SAID and not what you MEANT. Silly fool.
from niceguymike :
This is where that whole Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus thing comes in (not that I've actually read that book). We're constantly wondering why, when we do exactly as we're told, we're doing it wrong, but, if we don't do exactly as we're told, we're doing it wrong. I've often felt that the times I did something right were completely by accident. And people wonder why I am determinedly single these days ...
from niceguymike :
Interestingly, I think he's doing what you told him he should be doing. You may well find it irritating, but, from a guy point of view, he's following the rules you laid down.
from goingloopy :
Men suck in general, so I'll cast my vote for irritating also.
from goingloopy :
Stick to your guns, girlie...and find a doctor who doesn't have his/her head up his/her ass. 23 is so normal...the normal range on BMI is 19-25.
from bluemeany :
Lordy, lordy, I have been in the same boat so many times. I would recommend Flaw-Searching. Instead of looking for the good things about him, look exclusively for the monstrously annoying things. The crush will instantly be gone, and you'll know if it's the real thing because if it's not, you won't be able to stand him. Just a suggestion!
from goingloopy :
Dear god, I know what you mean. A lot of my friends do that shaving thing, but when I tried, it both looked and possibly felt like I had VD, or something. I am sorry. And I hope that Teacher really is a nice guy, but if not, I will enjoy reading when you mock and bash him. ;)
from wilberteets :
It's possible that you are the only person to ever figure out what the heck I was talking about with that mairzy doats thing. My grandma used to sing it. :-)
from goingloopy :
Now that IS interesting...about your friend dating him (and your dates with him have been interesting too.) It will be nice to have a little behind the scenes info before you decide where you want it to go....
from bluemeany :
Isn't it amazing when men tell the truth?
from goingloopy :
What a lame asshole. Why do men think this behavior is acceptable? Arrrgh.
from hissandtell :
Awww, the poor bloke obviously has cold feet, a shithouse memory, no taste or he's just an arse. I'd back the latter and enlist the help of a girlfriend to stuff pudding into his mailbox under cover of darkness. Love, R xxx
from bluemeany :
Good luck with Cute Boy! In my experience, boobie shirts always help ;)
from goingloopy :
Your comments do always post...it probably just tries to pretend they don't. :)
from hissandtell :
Try not to spill too much juice on your Saturday fancy pants, missy - orange, sea-cucumber or other. Love, R xxx
from bluemeany :
TOTALLY with you on the won't-introduce-potential-new-guy-to-hot-friend thing. Done it myself, many a time ... scandalous, but necessary.
from niceguymike :
That whole knuckle-cracking-leads-to-arthritis is totally untrue. After all, I read it on MSN! Seriously, that's pretty cool about your fruit fetish. I love oranges, too!
from bluemeany :
I love that term, "citrus fiesta"! Maybe I'll have one tomorrow, in honor of Cinco de Mayo ... Ole'!
from bluemeany :
I love that you laughed at him! Stupid guys always get all funny and flustered when you laugh at them ... I wish you would have taken a picture.
from bluemeany :
Text messages are okay, but only because I've done the same thing! Also, you can always say you meant to send it to someone else if something goes awry.
from bluemeany :
Okay, Ms. Wonderful, let's just repeat after me: Men Are Stupid. They Have No Clue About Anything. If He Doesn't Call, You Have Every Right To Kick Him In The Nuts. Good mantra, huh? Always worked for me, before I got married and had to deal with the same shit from my dear Husband. So, here's some moral support for ya. And eat ice cream, that'll make everything better! - Meany
from hissandtell :
Well, honestly. How could he "not be that into you", darling? As if. He's obviously just locked up in some Turkish prison and is incommunicado for a while. Or he's a lying prick. More likely, though, he's just gone back to his boyfriend. Love, R xxx
from goingloopy :
You can re-send if you want...*sniff* I don't know WHY the stupid post office ate yours AND my DangerMix...ARRRRGH. I would just feel bad that you had to pay postage again, and go through all that trouble. It's up to you. I of course LOOOOOOOVE cute little packages... :)
from bluemeany :
I think you should definitely move to NYC ... if I had the money to live there, I would. Merely my opinion, sorry I just kinda busted it out here, but even though I'm not a good note-leaver, I do keep up with you! Have a wonderful day/night ... - Meany
from goingloopy :
Naughty, naughty. Actually, they're all immature and useless, so might as well go for young and pretty. ;)
from hissandtell :
A date! With a stranger! Oh, that's the best kind. Better get yourself a bunny tail immediately, darling. BTW, your "lazy eye" remark reminded me of my friend M, who'd arranged to meet a man he'd been corresponding with for a little while and who'd described himself in fairly glowing terms. When he arrived, M exclaimed, "Oh my god - what happened to your eye!", assuming he'd just been in a hideous fight or something. The fellow had to come clean and explain that he'd always had it. Sadly, the fledgling romance didn't even get off the ground after that... Love, R xxx
from niceguymike :
Your life doesn't sound boring at all -- and I know from boring. Was sorry to hear about the tall-guy thing. I've been trying to lead a one (short) man campaign to encourage women to date shorter men (I'm all of 5'4"!). But, yeah, it seems that most women won't consider anyone under, say, 5'10" or so. Ah, well. At least I'm not looking ...
from goingloopy :
Weddings blow the goat ass.
from hissandtell :
Now I'm all jealous and depressed - how I wish I had some balls for my truck. I'm going to get some, I tell you. In fact, I'm going to get some for me while I'm at it. Love, R xxx
from goingloopy :
I'm glad you got yours, but I have not received mine yet...I will let you know as soon as it arrives! Damn the post office. And that song has been stuck in my head for days.....
from niceguymike :
I apologize for being so tardy in my response. I read your note while at work, where I don't have my DL password, so I can't reply, and then forgot about it by the time I got home. Anyway, cheers!
from bluemeany :
I am SO JEALOUS that you're going to see Dane Cook!! He is possibly the funniest man alive. If you get to talk to him, could you ask him if he'd consider doing a show in Iraq? Again, SO jealous.
from goingloopy :
NO it's not here yet...and I haven't made it to the post office with yours. I am lame on a stick. I pinky swear I will go tomorrow...and I will e-mail when yours arrives. :)
from goingloopy :
I agree...if there's no chemistry, ick. And I have this same knack for attracting the gay ones.
from niceguymike :
I don't know anything about you like height, weight, age, looks, whatever. But, yeah, plenty of people base their self-worth on whether they're attracting their preferred gender (including men, believe it or not). I happen to be in a place where I don't really care, because I just don't have time for a relationship, but I've certainly been there. And, on the drinking thing, if you're feeling concerned, tell your friends you'd prefer a soft drink after the "x" drink. For me, it's after the first drink. I used to be a heavy drinker years ago; I don't even know how much I was drinking. Then, one day, I just decided I didn't want to be that person anymore. Admittedly, alcohol isn't my "thing" (cigarettes are). The way I got away from it was that I started hanging out with more positive-thinking people who didn't need to drink to feel OK, started spending more time at home (away from the bars), and started automatically ordering a soft drink at a certain point. This stuff worked for me; does any of it sound useful?
from dope-slave :
I have an accent. A sexy one.
from goingloopy :
...they have "I'm a Pepper" t-shirts at Target (in the men's department) that are red with white letters. And they are much cheaper than housing in your area. Dear God. I thought I wanted to move away from this armpit state of Oklahoma, but then I realize how much real housing costs. I'm not going to tell you how little my rent is. You would die.
from therertimes :
And let's not forget how wide Beyonce's dress had her hips looking.
from bluemeany :
Aren't married men who hit on single girls the worst? It's like, "Hey ladies, want proof that I'm an asshole?" And then they try to convince you they're all sweet and wonderful as they're cheating on their wives. God, I love men. They're so amusing.
from goingloopy :
I hate when you lose friends to boys...even if they eventually come back, the feeling of betrayal always lingers. I'm sorry you're blah. And small married men suck. I get those, too. What's up with that?
from bluemeany :
My husband calls me Stinkbutt ... and we had issues confirming our mutual love, too. But now we're married, and as happy as two stinky people could be, because we got over the fact that for years, he was a stupid, emotionally blind boy and I was a stupid, emotionally blind girl. Go for him. Anyone who'll voluntarily rub smelly feet is at least worth a shot.
from hissandtell :
You HEADBUTTED him? A Liverpool Kiss, you mean? Damn, you're good. Listen, missy, you just stop pondering why you don't like this tall, handsome, well dressed, intelligent foot-licking man, You just don't and that's all you need to know. Last year I made contact again with an old flame, a "perfect man" about whom I'd spent several years (off and on) wondering why I'd never loved him the way he loved me (and still does, in fact). And now, every time I speak to him for longer than four hours or so, I remember. It's nothing I can actually put my finger on (heh), it just isn't there. And hey, if I'd met my husband through an email, he would have been knocked out in the first round (without having me to proof-read and edit his writing, I mean). Maybe your Parisian-visiting seafood-loving cat-hearting bloke has fabulously erotic hormone-whooshing shoulder movements under all those uniforms! Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Oooh, I adore that website for VD cards! And I hope you get a damned good shagging today, missy. Love, R xxx
from dubgangsta :
yes that means scottish.
from goingloopy :
He is totally gay, whether he's admitting it or not. Another gay guy move is to discuss past relationships with men, but pretend they were women...like they are convincing anyone? Puh-leeze. And (from personal experience), mating with them sucks.
from dangerspouse :
Oooh! Great note you left me! But I've gotta know: which of the guys you listed the other day (in the "I Fucked" column) WAS this guy? Do you have an e-mail address for him?? BTW, I know it probably sucked at the time, but your shoe store spew story made for a great read! Glad you at least got a nice pair o' heels out of it!
from hissandtell :
Lucky you didn't puke ON the cute shoes. One of the worst memories of my life is chundering Bundaberg OP rum all over my brand-new hellishly-expensive turquoise suede winkle-picking cuban-heeled cowboy boots in a toilet in the ultra-cool Kings Cross nightclub "Arthur's", and alternately vomiting and sobbing because my lovely new booties were ruined. (Fortunately the rest of my clothes were Vivienne Westwood rubber and fishnets, and simply hosed off...) And your NBF story reminded me of some aboriginal kids I sat near in a coffee shop the other day - they shared a bowl of fried chips and gravy and just shovelled their hands into-the-chips-into-the-gravy-into-their-mouths, licking their fingers and smearing gravy all over their hands, their faces and eventually wiping them off on the furniture. I swear they'd never used cutlery in their lives, and it not only put me right off my Devonshire Tea but made me desperate to dunk the little bastards in neat Dettol. Love, R xxx
from goingloopy :
Never, ever try to soothe a hangover with anything nutritious. Greasy cheeseburger, or greasy breakfast food. That is what your sake-bombed tummy needs. I hope you recover. And great job on that description. Now I almost have to puke. ;)
from niceguymike :
Well, goodness. I had no idea that note would make you so happy. I do hope you'll stop by after the Great D-land Blackout is over. I enjoy your writing!
from goingloopy :
Loopy is ALWAYS good! ;)
from betchy :
thanks for the link to me. been reading some of your stuff and i like!
from hissandtell :
Fabulous entry, doll. I have to wonder why we forget names, though - is it because they were awful, or because we never bothered to find out their names in the first place? Or perhaps it's because, if we can't identify them, maybe it never really happened. Anyway, I agree with niceguy - the actual number don't matter a whit: especially once it exceeds, say, all your digits squared. (Although I privately cringe when I hear of people settling down when they've had very limited experience - are they mad? Sex with strangers is one of life's great adventures!) Love, R xxx
from niceguymike :
The whole numbers thing makes me laugh. Someone asked me the other day how many, and, well, it's quite a lot. However, fewer doesn't make someone more angelic, nor does more make someone a slut. I know some names and I definitely don't remember others. Doesn't change who I am, though.
from galaxyrabbit :
hi! did i email you with the new URL? if not, sorry about that! eeek! email me and i'll reply ASAP: galaxyrabbit@gmail.com
from hissandtell :
Darling, Jerri Blank is definitely your kind of girl. Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Oh, you. Everyone knows that, where whoring is concerned, 27 is the new 17. You've got YEARS left in you of bonking both cute random strangers and men (and women, in your case?) whom you don't even like; trust me. And of course I adore your idea of being the Crazy Sugar Glider Lady. (What would I be if I didn't have a mean tyrannical husband who bosses me around? Maybe The Crazy Old Tawny Frogmouth Lady. Yes, yes, I like that.) J and I had a norphan Sugar Glider once, named - wait for it - Sweetie. She escaped before we thought she was ready for a life of independence, though. And sure, I'll mail a veritable posse of possums over to you. Perhaps I could stuff 'em down my bra when I come to visit (were I wearing one, that is). It puts a whole new slant on the notion of "budgie smuggling", non? Love, R xxx
from goingloopy :
I do that procrastinating thing too. When I have a ton of shit to do, it gets done, but when I have very little...none of it does. And yeah, writing the number "30" under the box for "age" does sometimes creep me out a little.
from hissandtell :
Well, that really was too cute for words, wasn't it? But imprinting works in mysterious ways: so when the deer one grows up, will she want to pull Santa's sled at the North Pole, or feel strangely compelled to move to Alaska and have "MUSH!" yelled at her? Hmmm? Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Thank you! But no, I haven't had my birthday yet. It's the 23rd of this month - ohhh, SNAP! I guess this means I won't have to write yours in my Filofax after all! (And I didn't find the lovely man; he found me. And he wouldn't go away even when I told him to: over and over and over again...) Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Awww, poor you. But remind me: When is it? I MUST write it in my Filofax! Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
I guess we all need a "hook" as a pick-up line (or activity), whether we're human or canine - and really, what's wrong with a nice sharp bite between new acquaintances? (I was voted "Girl Most Likely to Bite A Stranger" at uni, you know.) And yes, I think it's safe to say that 40 year old women do quite enjoy that sort of thing as a come-on. Actually, in our advancing years we enjoy anything remotely resembling a come-on, but especially if some pain is involved. (Or is that just me?) Oh, and good luck with the painting job. I'm rooting for you. Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
And that Conet Project thingy was breathtakingly interesting. Maybe I could get me a job working from home, broadcasting seemingly random, meaningless series of numbers over and over. (In fact I kind of do that already, every three months, when I work on the Business Activity Statement.) Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Well, how bizarre, exactly? Enquiring minds need to know!
from hissandtell :
Oh! And the mural is FABBO!
from hissandtell :
Well, I read it as IUD. I can't help it; I'm obviously dyslexic. Or hungover. And I woke up with a sore foot. I think it has a prickle in it, or something else I don't remember getting inserted in there. Or maybe someone gave me a Liverpool Kiss when I was drunk. Ohhh, and don't get me started on Irish accents! I'll have those brogues (and cable-knit fishermen's sweaters) stripped off a sweet-tongued Irish boy as quick as look at him...
from goingloopy :
I was 66% too. Yay for "things to do to avoid work on Friday afternoon." :)
from hissandtell :
Finding a fuck buddy one is attracted to, ay? Well, that's a novel proposition. Do let me know if it ever happens. Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Hey, doll. You really should give josquin a read, you know. See what you think, okay? Love, R xxx
from galaxyrabbit :
did i give you the password yet? email me for it! galaxyrabbit@gmail.com
from goingloopy :
I just discovered you while randomly searching the members directory (since my existing buddies aren't updating frequently enough today, and the other alternative was, like, work, or something)...and I love it. :)
from hissandtell :
Oooh, definitely the second one. In life, just remember this rule (with apologies to Coco Chanel, or Barbara Hutton, or the Duchess of Windsor or whomever): "One can never be too rich, too thin or wear too many shiny sparkly spangly sequiny thingies." Just add horns and you're set to conquer the world. No honestly; thank me later. Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Well. Sorry to hear he was a "dead root", as they say 'round these parts. My advice to you is to stick to Oz boys - not only do they NOT have love toothpicks, they'll keep you laughing as they're having sex on you! Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Glad you're back, darling, if a little all-probed-out. Bloody aliens. I guess snowing means ug boots? You go, girl! And have fun at the Man Auction - buy one for me, hey? (You know the kind I like...) And once you've got back in the saddle, get back to me on how he rides, okay? Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Hurry back! I miss you too much!
from dangerspouse :
Well YOU may not think you're beautifu, but that was one of the most alluring pictures of the undersides of a chin I've ever seen. Hubba, and hubba again! Heck, that sort of titilation deserves TWO dollars. Send an address, and a cancelled check for that ammount will be on the way!
from hissandtell :
Faaaaaaaabulous shoes, darling, and not a bit like your usual sheepskin feet-attire. Now, I didn't comment on part three of your Oz romance saga because it was too sad - I only like happy endings. And I fucking HATE that kind of gossip-crap where people get a perverted little thrill by throwing out pissy bits of information that are none of their damned business, but then a sense of ethics kicks in and they suddenly can't say any more. I agree: Just shut up and say nothing to begin with, bitch! So, I think you should dig out the uggies, move to Australia and we can be, like, neighbours! Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
How uncanny. The best haircuts of my whole life were from my favouritist gay Australian hairdresser, too. In fact, he was SOOO good I ended up going out with him for several months. Oh, that boy made me look exactly like 99 from "Get Smart"...with just a hint of Mary Quant and Diana Ross thrown in. And you should have seen him slice mushrooms when he'd help make dinner! Those fungi slices were PERFECT, I tell you. Oh, that man had skills with a blade that I've never encountered before or since. And ah, I miss him. Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Awww. He caught you a lamb, and everything. (Although he did bonk the predatory whore, the cheap tart pushover that he was - bulge notwithstanding. I like that in a man.) I hope the third chapter has a happy ending, missy! But I'm not likin' where this might be goin'...
from hissandtell :
Fuck. Make that "irresistible", and let us never speak of my pselling mistkase agina, oyak?
from hissandtell :
Awww, your little irrigator (or is that irritator?) sounds like such a great guy. You should have given him a chance. He sounds SO sweet, and he really seemed to like you. However, I am a teensy bit concerned about a man who willingly positions himself as Robin. What in Gotham City's name was Batman like, then? His bulge must have been GINORMOUS! I suspect I would have, ah, headed straight in his direction, purring and mewing like Catwoman...oh, but there's something Bevanly irresistable about a man named Bruce or Wayne, or both, isn't there? Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Sheesh, you crack me up. As if Aicha weren't enough to send me into dangerous wheezing fits on this bright Sunday morning, I now find myself obsessing over the desire to own me a fine set of Pan horns. I'm thinking of stitching them onto my forehead to ensure that air of permanence. You sure got me pegged, darling! A couple of years ago I dreamed I had two lovely Jersey-cow horns protruding from my forehead through my fringe. Honestly, I felt all Valkyrie-like and omnipotent. I was shattered to wake up and find it was all a dream. But now, I think, I can make that happy little dream come true...thanks to you. You're completely fabulous, you know! Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
You sound as if your weekend was hugely and bonkingly successful, darling! But, um, are you suggesting some people DON'T count getting drunk and going home together as a date? Humph. Next thing, you'll be trying to tell me that some people actually go out to dinner or to the theatre or to nightclubs (or football matches while wearing ug boots, even) on a date. What a ridiculous notion. I've never heard anything so utterly silly and time-consuming in my whole life.
from dangerspouse :
I don't know how any guy could look away while the babe across from them is gumming goaty cheese! Don't they know what they're missing?! Ah, they were just trying to be coy about checking out your boobs on the sly. I've been there, I know. Great entry!
from hissandtell :
I'm back and catching up on your entries, baby! Love your work! Smooch. xxx
from dangerspouse :
BABEEEE!! I am SO gonna go with the "but a calf" suggestion - if only for the suckling part! No kids, but the pets will appreciate a new plaything...at least for the two years before it inds up in their food bowls. Great thinking babe! Sheer genius is right. (And I hope your computer/sex woes work their way out soon. Have you considered a calf? Seems perfect for at least ONE of them....) Ciao, Bella!
from datura93 :
I'm with you on the paranoia issue! Ever since I started this diary, I've been worried about the wrong people finding it. Stupid me used the same name that I use for a lot of my other online stuff so it would be quite easy to find IF they looked. I keep a close eye on my sitemeter stats, looking for unusual IP address activity, especially since I KNOW that if my best friend found it she'd probably read it all at once and I'd know right away! Gah, those are run on sentences from hell but oh well... I'm rambling! take care! ~*
from datura93 :
I found you through hissandtell and wanted to say Hi! I added you to my favorites and I'm sure ill be dropping in from time to time. Congratulations on graduation! ~*
from hissandtell :
Hello - I found you through a note you left at that dishy dangerspouse's. You can imagine my surprise (and thrill) to discover my name on your favourite diaries list! You see, it's not showing up at my end, so I didn't know. I think you might have to enter the diary names without spaces, just as they appear (eg hissandtell instead of hiss and tell) for them to be able to notify people. Does any of that make sense? Too wordy? Too obscure? Too boring? And thanks so much for adding me! I look forward to following your adventures. Love, R xxx
from dangerspouse :
Well if you include "opening and drinking the beer first", then yes, she gets 7 minutes also. I refuse to stint, baby.
from dangerspouse :
Hi there! Hey, thanks for the note empathising with my itch-fest...and for adding me to your Fave List! I'm very flattered, and thrilled that an Ugg wearing babe of, um, easy virtue is visiting my humble abode. BTW, through sheer diligence I have managed to read your ENTIRE diary. Took me damn near 7 minutes, which is much longer than most things hold my attention. So kudos! I'm looking forward to returning and reading more of you boy-centered adventures. Ciao! ;)

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update April 6, 2020: Sorry, we just had 8+ hours downtime due to a server problem. Restoring from backups took soooo long, but everything is back and no data was lost. Ay yay yay! Anyhow, hope everyone is well with the virus stuff.

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