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from readnglst999 :
Where is clarity25? Recent vacation blog - http://twoshotsoftequila.blogspot.com/ "Eric's" Photobucket account - http://s795.photobucket.com/home/sketchbookshark/index
from lauralgood :
Girl you do know that you are amazing, don't you? Just when I think life is getting a bit to much you come along with a word that makes me feel loved. Thank you. Hugs! Laural
from lauralgood :
Sounds awesome to me, love. Give me the time and date and I am going to try my best to be there! oh it is Miller's crossing...great gangster film do go rent it! Laural
from lauralgood :
What a perfectly wonderful person you are! Hugs and kisses from me! We should meet you know that? Laural
from lauralgood :
Hey you. Sorry it took me so long to answer. I have been thinking of you as well. I miss you...things have been not great on the professional front (I might get the energy to write about it..)on the personal front things are right peachy. that i really should write about! I will talk with you soon, I hope. Hugs.
from freefall74 :
Ooh, i love ice cream
from bvror :
my germs
from vickithecute :
Oh, yes, I'm sorry - I need to update, but yeah, I'm doing a lot better now. Of course, facing the prospect of PLUMMETING TO MY DOOM did wonders for my state of mind. (Okay, I kinda went bungee jumping with my daughter, but it felt like I was PLUMMETING TO MY DOOM). Hey, btw, I'm curious (and you may have written about this already and if so, bad me...) where did you come up with "anisettekiss"? I like it a lot (despite the fact I despise anything licorice flavored) so I was wondering.....
from clarity25 :
Hey, thanks for adding me to your fav. List. I've been reading you for a while now, Love your diary!..but never left you a note. Even though there's always a party going on in your comments section!:) Btw, You're right.. concerning your comment on envy. I AM envious of that other woman. You see, for the past 2 and half years Eric and I have been working side by side in the office. Now as of two weeks ago, he's been going away on business trips without me for the first time..ever. I'll get used to it..but when you're used to being with someone 24 hours a day..it's a big change. But you're right!:). Damn Envy..ergh, the worst of the deadly sins.
from edgarfrog :
How come you've never volunteered to write a Women's Lib entry for my diary? What's up with that?
from edgarfrog :
Didn't you used to have me listed as one of your Diaryland favorites? What's up with that?
from incredipete :
When you go 3 years between times, 2 minutes is like an eternity.
from incredipete :
I don't think I could last that long...
from incredipete :
You don't have to worry about sand crack, because you'll be on top. Duh.
from jorod74 :
printed that last one out, Mistress; read it at work and was tense the rest of the night. you keep writing like that and i am gonna have carpal tunnel.... i know i don't have to say it, but damn, you are the best. later. and don't, don't stop....
from incredipete :
Hey baby. It's Friday... got any hot plans for the weekend? I'm thinking we hop on a private jet to Maui, screw on the beach, get drunk on mai tai's... Unless you can think of a better plan.
from themark :
SEX!!! Sorry, just trying to fit in. Heh. You're welcome for the well-deserved Gordon quote, and thanks yourself for recognizing my true potential as a guy who would be more than happy to scrutinize gals in short skirts for a living. Shove over, Dick Button!
from incredipete :
I didn't say ANYTHING dirty in your email... you must have taken it all wrong... you dirty minded girl. ;)
from anisettekiss :
NOpe. You can send me a actual version of Pete. That's my only hope...
from incredipete :
Sounds like I might need to send you a copy of the "Pete" calendar... ;)
from incredipete :
Sounds good to me. What time should I stop by?
from incredipete :
I'm betting I could show you a thing or two. And vice versa... ;)
from incredipete :
I'm on my way... just need to print out the instructional entry you wrote a few weeks ago...
from incredipete :
hehehe... I didn't.... and guess what... that wasn't actually my hand.... ;)
from incredipete :
*SMOOCH* (hand "accidentally" slides up thigh)
from lauralgood :
i would love to know your experences with the tarot...i can not remember the name of the deck i got and it is in the room where larry is sleeping..i will give you the name soon. it was the one that really felt most comforable to me...i did the celtic cross spread last night and felt that it was rather acurate...i want to know how you ask the questions. how do you phrase them...i need guidance! if you don't want to leave all of that here on a note (though it would be fine, my email, i think you have it but to make sure, is [email protected]) love you. laural
from incredipete :
well of course I'm talking to you, dearest... if I was talking to someone else, I'd do it in their diary! ;)
from incredipete :
I like our sexual tension. I couldn't offer an argument, because every time I've been in a relationship with ANYONE, we've tried to kill each other. ;)
from warcrygirl :
Girl, I don't know what happened to your diary but I keep getting a javascript error whenever I try to open your comments page.
from incredipete :
Of course. I'm looking for someone kind, caring, giving, loving, devoted, and hot... just like you. Unfortunately, my psychological instrument was insufficient to determine all of those characteristics. To be honest, it basically only analyzed attitudes about sex. I was going to move to Philly so I could actually get with YOU, until you shot me down like a slivering jellosnake. ;) *SMOOCH*
from gumphood :
BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!!!!
from mousemilk :
I'm not following your meaning. I may need photos/diagrams.
from gumphood :
Note to expose myself for the dork that I am, but -- there was an alternate universe where gambit threw knives, and they used to go into people and explode from the inside. Gambits nasty. Take that to the bank.
from jorod74 :
let the holding begin. yeah, the things that don't need fixing, the things that don't need to change, always do and when you need stability. as for your other problem, i'd like to keep you around as a friend, not as an ex who you had fun with a few times until the hunger kicked in for something more again. Maybe that feeling is just the quick fix for a bigger issue? in a holding pattern....
from gumphood :
yes and liking Rogue in the movie made me feel like a Letch. You makin dis to eazy for Gambit.
from gumphood :
honestly though. I found it looking at wolverine costumes. hahaha. I'm a tool. But its that fine line between tool and hot I think that wolverine walks. I didn't know so many girls liked him.
from mousemilk :
w/e was good thanks. You know what's odd about that notes background colour? I put 'cream' into the code just to see what it would do and that's what I got. I don't really understand HTML - can it be hard of hearing?
from gumphood :
I just said poopie 4 times outloud and my boss is asking me to leave for the day. THANKS!
from incredipete :
Just name the time and the place. I'm off the Lexapro!
from jorod74 :
Ever thought for one second that maybe you are aiming a bit low when it comes to men, and they run off because there is sooooooo damn much involved with who you are, that they can't relate? I mean, you are a tough bitch at times, but you are also intelligent, passionate and want things most others don't even look for in a partner. that can intimidate some, ya know. peace.
from plopphizz :
I'm okay, been pretty busy at work, so I haven't had as much time to do the DL thang. But you gotta pay the bills I guess. How about you? -- P.P.
from plopphizz :
Uhh, I assume your new tagline in my comments is part of losing the bet? -- P.P.
from modestyblaze :
thank you for the return co0mpliment!! I love your entries, I am gonna check out the other "love" entry. Thanks!
from rickscafe :
Well thanks again and I am sure there will be other opportunities to get me back. :^)
from rickscafe :
Jenna: THANKS! You rock! And your are a terrificly good sport. :^)
from cindreviews :
Cinderella Reviews is a brand new review site. So if you would like a review please come and check us out at http://cindreviews.diaryland.com/ . We hope to be hearing from you soon. Thank You!
from gumphood :
I mean, its not like the Groundhog is what PA is most famous for. Listen...if I was like some dumb state like South Dakota, or a city like Cheyenne or Jacksonville...well...then at least I would understand but PA is a big city. You cheering the Eagles on? I think PA hates MA and the P-A-T-S.
from plopphizz :
I already did draw you the way I thought you should look. You are that Hello Kitty in Beautiful Woe's picture. But seriously, I'm just drawing from real pictures. If you just want to submit them to me via e-mail at [email protected] that's fine, I will put you in as a bonus drawing. If not, I understand, privacy is an important thing to me as well. -- P.P.
from gumphood :
Very nice to meet you. I have seen you around but I never have really read. I'm gonna start.
from gumphood :
you tell that nasty andy. I know he's kidding around, but yes, attacking other commenters is silly. He's just playing though.
from jorod74 :
Always remember this about the god guy: "my plans are not your plans." You are here now for a reason. and as great a thing as reconciling old friendships happens to be, you are still here because you got greater things, and more love to pass on. Keep that chin up. better miracles (for lack of a better word) are to come. You are a catalyst and a conductor, that is why you are here.
from jorod74 :
XOXOXOXOXOXO. Sow where's the naked nudity? And how dare you mock the Church of Sam? (wal-mart.) That was supposed to be Satan's greatest accomplishment since Chinese water torture...but then the rednecks took over and even satan's begging for a do-over. lol
from lauralgood :
I do love dar williams and warn you that casey chambers is a bit more...well. she is not dar williams. she has a sweeter sound a more lonely sound in her songs. check her out and tell me waht you think. even if you hate her. hugs! laural
from plopphizz :
It's an odd number of words because you can end a sentence with one or two words, whichever is most appropriate. -- P.P.
from plopphizz :
It's an odd number of words because you can end a sentence with one or two words, whichever is most appropriate. -- P.P.
from plopphizz :
Yes, your comment was funny :). Sorry, I haven't been hitting this site regularly this week and responding to reader comments I have mostly been reading books and addressing final home moving related things. Cya P.P.
from stiddlefix :
OK, I went to add Frank Zappa to my list of favorite bands and there he was - as if in alphabetical order - at the end of the list. So I added The Dandy Warhols instead.
from stiddlefix :
Hi. Thanks for the note. I'd love to talk more. I take it from the "great googley-moogley" in your entry that you're also a Zappa fan. Somehow I missed that one on my list. I will go add it now......later!
from jorod74 :
Let's see. I have a tarp, 2 boxes of saran wrap, and i do have one of those things that keeps the nacho cheese warm- with the pump/spigot thing so we wouldn't run out of caramel...does Sam's club sell caramel in 55 gallon drums? lol
from incredipete :
Hook me up with some of that! I'll be on the next flight to Philly.
from wasted1220 :
nice Survey i like it IM me sometime
from chadly7 :
whew... let's hear it for getting seduced!! :)
from drbigbeef :
Thanks for note. I'm enjoying your entries as well...keep them coming. Behave, DBB
from jorod74 :
hrm. umm. gee. (awkward pause.) ;^P I got a question. is there a final exam for this class or maybe an internship or maybe detention to make sure we learn it all? thanks for the information- "how to get the hot chick you'll never lay to proclaim your studness" was quite informative. I hope the library has the related video for this lesson. Or, maybe not. lol
from kelsi :
I haven't seen that one... I've only seen a couple of his movies, but man, I totally love him, so now I want to see every movie he's ever done.
from incredipete :
Like... chicks rule!
from anisettekiss :
LOL. That message needed like, three more "likes" in it.
from incredipete :
I'm more magnanimous than that. I like girls with your orientation, and I also like girls that like girls. Especially if they like me too. At least in theory... not like anything like that has ever happened to me. dangit.
from incredipete :
Well, you don't have to worry about that. Now, my many other issues might make you ask some questions, but there's no doubt about my orientation....
from incredipete :
I'm glad to hear that, because if you didn't like bald men, I'd still be bald. God started the hair removal... I just finished it. And I definitely like the idea of rubbing, licking, etc........... yeeehaaaa!
from incredipete :
I myself am 26, not to mention damn sexy. Somehow I feel like I'm 35...
from incredipete :
So does that mean you're old enough to drink now? ;)
from incredipete :
Don't tell me I missed your birthday, too!!! DANG ME. When did that happen?
from incredipete :
That's a bit less effective than actually telling me I was a screwup, but in the long run, it worked out, because I occassionally check myself and make sure I'm not being a screwup. So welcome to the incredifavorites. Note that although you have not yet attained "personal button", you are the first person on the drop-down list of my favorites. Also note that the list is not alphabetical, I put you there on purpose. Because I'm sweet like that.
from incredipete :
I just added your hot ass to my favorites list. Trust me, it was completely an oversight that you weren't already there... oops. I suck ass... ;)
from incredipete :
I KNEW IT! You can't hide something as important as a really hot ass. That's what makes the world go round.
from incredipete :
You're sweet, too. And you have a really hot ass. (At least that's what I've heard...)
from incredipete :
As a matter of fact, I am. Not only that, I'm single, bald, and mildly annoying.
from pirategirl :
Thank you lady. XO and all that.
from incredipete :
Hey! The reason I haven't said hello is that I'm an insensitive bastard with no heart.... oh wait. I meant to just think that last part. I have no good excuse, except for possibly being busier than a one legged man at a butt kicking contest. I enjoy reading your diary even when I don't comment. I especially like it when you talk dirty. ;)
from hamiltonian :
maybe your a jayite?
from mrschubby0 :
I also like dusty springfield along with carole king* patula clark
from elysium1982 :
we have the same layout...but your writing is even more lovely.
from joecartoon :
Any birthday fireworks we should know about?? Crazy, writhing sex where you knock over the lamps and the sheets end up on the floor? Where you have to have a midnight snack on the (now sheetless) bed just so you can get your energy up for Round (4? 5? 6!?)??
from lauralgood :
hugs and love to you as well. I am still here and reading too...and still wonder if you are ok and know that you are loved. Laural
from joecartoon :
Would it be anyone but you?? I think not. Let's repeat in unison... "It's all about Jenna. It's all about Jenna. It's all..."
from plopphizz :
Llama!! I knew I forgot something. That and Whirling Dervishes. -- P.P.
from joecartoon :
Kickin' another one to the curb, eh?? Sortuva, "Yo this, bitch!" Hiii-yaah!!! Right in the cock and balls... I'm probably gonna be singing "Another one bites the dust" all night now.
from chadly7 :
consider yourself added. pleasure to make your acquaintance, sweetie! :D
from jorod74 :
oops. sorry about filling out the survey without your permission. that was bad of me. million painful, tear stained apologies for the inconsiderate behaviour...
from jorod74 :
yes, mistress. oh god, yes, mistress. blistering hot coffee balanced upon a firm stomach...
from jorod74 :
sorry about the shady's in your life, dear. god, i have to believe a hottie like you could find at least one decent guy you lead by the ring in his nose ( i get mine next month, btw.) don't let it get you too down.
from jorod74 :
email me asap, okay? i updated, but i need to know if you got my email i sent yesterday. thanks. much love.
from lauralgood :
what a sweet thing to say! I feel the same about you as you know! hugs and love to you! Laural
from anisettekiss :
Making one of the little links is easy babe!! Just scroll down in your notes about 8 or 10 pages to where I fucked up the rubik's magic link. Only, I accidentally put a ';' where I should have put an =. It should read: <A HREF=http://whatever.whatever.com>Actual words you want hypertext in your diary</A> That's it!! Now I'm just waiting for my dirty notes...
from wendyrules :
Girl, what is going on? Everytime I try to post a comment on your site, my computer freezes up! Curses! I just wanted to say good for you on not putting up with the shady mother fuckers (I love that term). You know what I always say, be shady if you want to and you will find out one thing, I'm movin' on.... Later Chickie...
from hamiltonian :
Vote for me diaryland president, just visit my site and vote today...
from jorod74 :
my thoughts and prayers are with you; keep strong and keep the faith. elen silla lumen omentevello, my friend.
from plopphizz :
So are you ok or what? Probably a stupid question, but note or comment me, lady. -- P.P.
from joecartoon :
That ignorant statement alone proves you've never had sex with me.... I've got some catching up to do (in school) but I'll be back soon. I miss you guys too much!
from lauralgood :
I love you.You have not left my thoughts really...i am still here if you need me. always. I love you. You are one of the most brave souls I know. Your father really is so proud of you. Love Laural
from plopphizz :
I have a perfect comment for you, my dear, check it out. And change my comment I sound like an afterthought ;). -- luv pp
from lauralgood :
it is on its way. I will be up for a while tonight if you need to call and i am on vacation all week so i will be home during the day too...hope to hear from you. love Laural
from jorod74 :
Unfortunately, the water sometimes gets hotter. But there is hope, as distant and blurry as it appears. He loves you, you discovered that from him directly, not from a relative you never see. he told you and you believe him. the water will be scalding, love. But close your eyes and remember him. the scars won't heal completely, but you shouldn't want it that way. the pain is the note to yourself that you indeed love him too. small consolation, i know. it is a start. my love and prayers and i am thinking about you all the time.
from lauralgood :
Darling, i wish there was something something to say. there is not. not. of course. I love you. Laural
from jorod74 :
Women are like tea bags; you never know how strong they are until you put them in hot water. -nancy reagan- Hey, Girl. I updated, did the surveys, and everything. So when are we going to Hot Topic and get some sexilicious boots for you to wear? besides, the old shoe prints/welts on my back are fading...keep your chin up and smile, babe!
from plopphizz :
Hoo boy, I guess not many people are getting the joke I made in that last entry. Maybe I made the paragraph after the list too obscure. See, I got the Sims 2 and all that stuff was happening in the game. I really didn't mean to be misleading -- although there have been quite a few things going on with my step sons moving out and all. Anyway, thanks for the favorites add. Hopefully the next entry I am doing now will clear up everything and still entertain enough to keep you as a reader. -- P.P.
from lukeduke :
I don't know you and I think you must be a good person. I hope you are able to post now and again, because I'll be stopping by.
from wendyrules :
Right back at ya chickie!
from jnxmagic :
I guess funny is a good thing. Non-funny people are a drag...
from lukeduke :
Thanks for reading...you nympho. Yeah, you say it happens, but it never happens to me. I cry about it every night. By the way, I don't mean nympho to be pejorative. It just simply is not a bad word in the male vernacular.
from hotcarl :
Nope, I've just been really busy with work and school. I should appear to be alive again, sometime next week. Luv ya XOXOX
from boogity :
AMEN to that! Hasta la pasta for now.
from boogity :
Those assholes dont deserve me....Shit, they are even lucky that they I was in their presence for a week. Screw them. I am SOOOOO better off. Thanks for the words of encouragement. I greatly appreciate it.
from jorod74 :
The simple lack of her is more to me than others' presence. -Edward Thomas-
from plopphizz :
Hi, it is me...I think i am carrying your baby...nuff said... -- P.P.
from mylitlepony :
i think that women should look at their place in the world from the perspective of a person, not from the perspective of a woman.
from lauralgood :
Hi darling. You are the best. I love you lots and I appreciate your concern. Keep happy and focused and know I am here if you need someone, OK? Love Laural
from joecartoon :
Nice. Thanks for the new description.
from jorod74 :
and i thought it was just a really bad plot line in porno, the "hey, i am just standing here, so do you wanna do it?" scenario. by the way, where is this neighborhood and how's the rent? take care, peace!
from albannach :
LOL I didn't know you LOVED it at all. I don't know why I think that's really funny. OOH! SIDEBAR! So I just took an iPod order from our bouncy Franz guitarist!!! His name is Nick. He laughed nervolusly a lot. He was cute. I love him. GOSH I love extra crunchy peanut butter. It makes me squirm with joy.
from joecartoon :
I said 'nookie' because I was hoping this particular girl would read it and hope to never do it again with me. She needs to go away... ...and then I remembered that I'm probably not very good at it, so that alone would probably keep her at bay. ;-)
from joecartoon :
You're so durrrrty... I love you for that!! I'm too busy these days!! Too much studying... Boo... Too much reading... Boo... Too much drinking... Yay!! I'll try to post more often, but between reading 8 hours a day and sitting in class 4 hours a day, it's not really worth writing about.
from thummtax :
Ooh... kick ass... Actually, Darts of Pleasure isn't my favorite song from them, heh heh... Michael is... Did they sing, "so cum all over me" during that? THAT'S what I'd get a kick out of...
from wendyrules :
Girlfriend, there is something terribly wrong with your diary. I just read it and went to comment but the comments page link is gone--vanished if you will. I wanted to tell you that your Popp-pop is my hero!!! :)
from aigre-douce :
Hope you feel better. Sometimes the doctors are wrong. For instance, my grandmother is currently in ICU for the sixth time this year. They thought she'd have to be put on a respirator, but it turns out she's not as bad off as they thought. It happens, doctors make mistakes.
from lauralgood :
thinking of you. Laural
from jorod74 :
peas, love and carrots. all the warmest and best. be strong.
from lauralgood :
friends. Love laural
from albannach :
A haiku: You think you so smart But I do not knock over Elephant-shaped bells. OR: F YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUU
from kitten65 :
Jenna, I'm so sad to hear about your father. I'm sending hugs your way. Hang in there.
from albannach :
How is everything going?????? Tellmetellmetellme!!! The suspense is killing me!!! I hope it will last!!!! Do I need to send you even more good joojoo than I already am???
from cosmokane :
hello there - you don't know me, but you left a note on johnnieutah's page, and i thought i'd respond to it since i live in san francisco. there are plenty of things to do here for both gay and straight people. of course, the castro is the main gay drag, so to speak, but two guys or two gals can walk downtown holding hands, and no one will blink. that's only one reason why i love this city :)
from boogity :
Hey, how goes it? Things are nuts over here...emotions are running high....by the looks of things...seems like shit is crazy by you. I am glad to hear that nothing happened to you (from your "joy ride" to the train station) and I hope that Tim gets what he is asking for. Talk to you soon. Take Care!
from hamiltonian :
"Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."--Mariah Carey
from kitten65 :
Holy crap Jenna - this creep has some serious issues. He probably will be back so it was good you that you called the cops - even though they were of NO help at first, but keep trying to get an official report taken. You might even help save some other girl's life.
from joecartoon :
I feel really sorry for the first boy that tries to mess with you. Somehow I feel he might get a bit more than he bargained for.
from jorod74 :
Not cheap, "Affordable..." <8^P
from jorod74 :
Not cheap, "Affordable..." <8^P
from plopphizz :
So, do you look anything like the picture on your template? Because 1920s chicks are the bee's knees. So take a powder, doll, cuz you are a 23-ski-doo. Okay I'm just using "hip talk" to impress you. I got nothing after that. -- P.P.
from lauralgood :
You are so funny. Love you heaps and heaps...of sweaty naked bodies...Laural
from lauralgood :
You know I am going to do my best, Love. Will you get naked for me if I suceed? love laural
from jorod74 :
if you'll use the dirty harry voice and eyes on me, i'll buy you an unabridged dictionary and three sets of encyclopedias and will scream, "i feel lucky, Punk!" and that is a fucking statement....
from joecartoon :
You might notta believed it, but you thought for a moment, didn't you?... Admit it!
from hamiltonian :
I think most people would consider themselves Jeffersonian, but much what is believed to be true of Hamilton and Jefferson that is known to most people is false. I love reading history as it is a real eye opener getting past all the propoganda and bullshit. One day I am going to do an entry on Jedfferson and one on Hamilton.
from johnnieutah :
o my yes. the great thing about san francisco is that you can be gay, straight, sideways, purple, asexual, it really doesn't matter. i'm bisexual but i had lots of friends gay straight and otherwise in san francisco. still do.
from kitten65 :
No frickin way!! I cannot believe that creep asked you that question. I just read this at work and my chin hit the floor...I can only imagine how it made you feel but OHMYGOD I'm so relieved to hear you got out of there safely. How do you balance trying to trust others and having faith in humankind while trying to protect yourself from damage at the same time? This question has plagued me since I was a kid. (And being prone to falling into role of a victim all the time, it was a tough one to answer) My rule of thumb now is give people the benefit of the doubt, and if they fuck up - keep your guard up. But no frickin way will I ever get into a car. Especially after reading THIS! WTF!
from kitten65 :
I just read your Bon Jovi entry to my husband - who is one of his biggest fans...needless to say he was pretty pissed to hear poor Joe's story. Love your diary and can't wait to read more!!! (If we can ever get on this frickin server!!!) Deb :)
from mutemind :
i have a stuttering problem. it's really bad when i'm nervous. So if i was Joe, I'dda said something to that bastard. Smacktard Bon Jovi! Psssh!
from hamiltonian :
I met Gary Coleman once , well it would better stated that he met me. I was walking in the french quater and he almost ran into . HE said" DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I said "Yes".. He stated "I'm Gary Coleman and when I am walking down the street you best get the fuck out my way!"... I said "or what?".. he then said "or I will fucking beat the shit out of you!".. I said come one shrimp! and he tried was ineffective as I am 6'3.I told him to show respect to others as not everyone was as polite as I am. He ran cursing with some friend who was laughing his as off at him for being such a jerk.
from lauralgood :
Me too! down with bush! love laural
from wendyrules :
Hey chick. What is going on with your diary page? I keep trying to post a comment but it will not take it!
from wendyrules :
Stupid people like that should not be allowed to even have money. We have cutomers that are not ours come in the branches all the time. The worst part about it? The tellers take the deposit!!!!
from cdghost :
i like what you write, please keep writing. peace- the ghost
from joecartoon :
Don't worry schweethaaart, I'm not gone, gone, I just don't have access for a little while. Kinda bridging the gap between work and school...
from boogity :
Hey Chica, Sorry I haven't updated in a LOOOOONG time...I've been busy...I will try to get to it today...if not today then hopefully tomorrow. Keep checking. Sorry I've been lagging....ehhh...lol talk to you soon. Thanks for being a loyal reader...lol adios for now.
from lauralgood :
glad it picked you up a bit. It was meant too. Love Laural
from lauralgood :
i love you! Laural
from anisettekiss :
frozen tube sock
from hotcarl :
melted pastees
from hotcarl :
luke-warm thong
from hotcarl :
Scalding girdle
from hotcarl :
COLD bra
from lauralgood :
let me explain...i don't wear my cute clothes so they are always clean...ok nevermind. it was weird. love laural
from lauralgood :
good word for me, love. weird. i know. sigh. love laural
from pirategirl :
Hah! I'm sure it will be all of them. I'll be dragging his brainless body around with me for a while too, I'm sure.
from lauralgood :
aw...love you girl! L
from veryunspiffy :
Happy entry number 69!! Heh heh... I'm childish, I know ^^ ...
from jorod74 :
i read my notes when i get to dland. and you are asking me about Evil Dead? You are? whoa, i don't know whether to fall in love or cry like a girl with a skinned knee, i am touched. answer will be on your desk monday morning!
from lauralgood :
it was incredibly easy to follow and I really did enjoy it. i think everyone who read it did...mmmm. thanks. laural
from jorod74 :
I thought i was a steady source of something ;)
from joecartoon :
ehhh... That's probably what I should have done, but I had the money at the time, and it allowed me to live in a bit more harmony with my roommate. I certainly didn't do it to assuage her.
from joecartoon :
Good. As long as we know you're not dead, we're okay... Just didn't want to think you'd abandoned us!! (Especially for some boy!! Now a girl, we could probably get into..)
from joecartoon :
So, are you actually working lately, or what?? It makes me sad... you start doin' this Buffalo guy and then you abandon us in favor of work... The end may be near.
from chadly7 :
Hey sweetie - I enjoyed your entry. If (when) I marry Kristen Kruek, will you and I be in-laws or something? Thanks for the note, stay creative, and keep up the great writing.
from jorod74 :
isn't it easy to polish the wrong knob on lex luthor? come on, he's bald and...well, nevermind. we got to have our fantasies. any girl that buys her boyo a copy of "land of rape and honey" gets obligatory cunnilingus for a year. that simple.
from jorod74 :
Get the feeling that pigeons are like agents, some days? able to dodge everything you throw at them (except food) and are sniper-like when it comes to in flight crapping? relax, they are everywhere and the lower the profile, the less of a target you are to them...... peace!
from joecartoon :
Nope, I don't believe it at all, but it's a pretty good cover. And probably a good thing... otherwise with the rumor of STD's floating around out there, it might cut down your potential lovers (or attract others with STD's).
from joecartoon :
You did it again... (I'll just leave it at that). And, DAMN! three and a half minutes?? I musta been a little drunk to have that kind of staying power!! Go me! It musta been your birthday! Seriously, glad you're feeling better.
from lauralgood :
hey lovely! I am happy the dogs are safe too. also glad to hear you got a call...one never knows...love laural
from anisettekiss :
You're such a cock Sean. But thank goodness the itching has ceased. Just so you know, I don't blame you. It was the greatest three and a half minutes of my life. See you around, lover.
from joecartoon :
Yaaayyyy!!! She's back! I hope you're feeling better! You gotta be more careful. These STD's these days are nothing to play around with. ;-)
from joecartoon :
You alive over here, or what?? Did the squirrel that ran on the wheel, that cranked the generator that provided electricity for your house have a stroke?? 'cause if so, that would suck.
from joecartoon :
Did we get any out of town lovin' this weekend??
from jorod74 :
haiku bitch lives here/seductive,slutty,yet fun/fab reading for me! now that's some cool haiku. (i mean yours.) thanks for the ride? over the top.
from joecartoon :
Lookit' me!! Fixin' your shit! I'm like your own personal web-shrink. Ding! Times up! See you next week!
from joecartoon :
Well, if you already know where to put it, you probably don't even need me... Oh, and by the way, that chick (look down there!!) must've been doubly concerned that you were pissed at her. Did you steal her Parliaments or something?
from bw-km :
Hey, Jenna...hope you don't think I was rude, but I had no idea I had notes from anyone until yesterday :) Looking forward to your next post. You always crack me up. Too bad you're far away...we'd probably get along great! :)
from bw-km :
Hey, Jenna...hope you don't think I was rude, but I had no idea I had notes from anyone until yesterday :) Looking forward to your next post. You always crack me up. Too bad you're far away...we'd probably get along great! :)
from joecartoon :
Hell yeah! You look feisty as hell. It's a good look on you. As for your comments, you should be able to move them around on your site by changing where you place the 'code' on your 'change how my entries look page.' E-mail it to me and I'll show you where to put it. (Heh! I said I'd "show you where to put it.")
from jorod74 :
thank you. sometimes g.i. joe is right: knowing is half the battle. be good.
from joecartoon :
There's nothing happening over there, NOTHING! That's why I think it sucks. If I wanted to run into 16 year old prick teases I'd go hang out... well, I actually don't know, because I don't look for them. But obviously the answer to that question should be "MySpace.com"
from jorod74 :
Dopetastic J. Shmoove sez: great entry and wished i could have been there to do that, ya know what i am saying? anyhoo, i am glad to see you survived the 4th and glad to have ya back. oh; thanks. your note was da b-52 of bomb droppers. peace out, aiight?
from joecartoon :
HaHa! You did it too!! Posted on your own notes... No more makin' fun of me for it now. Oh, just fyi, I've decided MySpace sucks.
from anisettekiss :
I'd like to think I have the gift of pg-13 smutt subtlety. ;) By the way, that bought-the-bitch-a-beer-hand-off was way hot.
from joecartoon :
Very nice. Always glad to be of a little assistance. Especially when my toast is closely followed by some girl on girl wrestling. I'm glad you left out most of the details because that'll allow my mind to wander where it will...
from pirategirl :
I'm glad you enjoyed it. I thought it was a bit non-sensical, kinda rambly, like everything I do at 9 am is. But since you like it, that makes it all better. XO
from joecartoon :
Mostly I think we could end up getting our asses kicked. Although if you think you could take the guy, I'll kick the shit outta the girl. Oh, just for grins, how did the toast go??
from bingoguy :
hear no evil... see no evil
from bingoguy :
Yep, I saw you added me as a favourite...and I acknowleged it in my <A HREF="http://bingoguy.diarylandcom/boreya.html" target="_blank">I Might Bore Ya</a> entry.
from joecartoon :
How about... Hmmm... Okay, here goes: *glasses up* "Here's to the bee, that gave the sting, that started the bull a buckin'. And here's to Adam, who put it to Eve, and started the world a fuckin'." Have a Happy 4th of July!
from jorod74 :
congrats on the end of a dry spell- so wrong on soooo many levels- anyway, wanted to thank you for your support. if it isn't too forward, could i email you a longer story sometime? thanks. and here's to a short dry spell to come...
from joecartoon :
Funny dear... and to think that I was just about to tell Judd that he could be queen (or was that, 'he acts like a queen', I don't remember...)
from joecartoon :
That, my dear, would be a student who attended College where Judd and I both went to school.
from joecartoon :
Okay, I blame the OTC meds for hazing over my sanity. You got the linkin' love now. I'll leave it up most of today because I slighted you yesterday. Oh, and even though you're not an Aggie, we'll let you stay because we were both starting to be a bit homophobic about the whole thing (or WAY too confortable with it, which may be worse...).
from joecartoon :
Look at you hornin' in on the Aggie Diaryring. What a DLand slut! ;-) Glad you really got a little. One of us should be. And as long as he is capable of keeping his distance, boys really like hearing that kinda stuff. 2 am speed dial...
from joecartoon :
You'd better at least have really gotten some last night because if I find out you were making it up just to piss me off it'll.... well, piss me off. It's a good thing you're hot and sexy or I'd never put up with your crap. ;-) (<-- like my completely flamer gay use of an 'emoticon'?? That alone should tell you I got none last night.)
from anisettekiss :
I think I'm missing your point... *sarcastic-devious-chuckle*
from joecartoon :
As the great Chris Rock once said, "I'd never hit a woman. But I'd shake the shit outta that bitch." You might be deserving of a good shaking. No, and not the kind of shaking you were doing last night....
from joecartoon :
That was soooo, not funny. Good for you, but not funny.
from joecartoon :
Good news/Bad news is I really am sick, so I doubt we party too hard. I'm about to run out and get a couple a beers (Sinus Infection be damned!!) and then we're going to see Dodgeball. Slow night for us old folks... Hasta manana.
from joecartoon :
Well, having never actually heard your voice, I can't vouch for that, but I believe you could make a go at Keyboard Sex Operator, should you so choose.
from johnnieutah :
*sigh* does this mean you're reading my diary now? i'm thrilled! wow, that sounds sarcastic when i type it but i'm actually being 100% sincere.
from joecartoon :
Oh great goddess of pun and innuendo, how do you so manage to make all things cum full circle?
from joecartoon :
I am such a schmuck. I tried to leave you a note and instead left it on my own notes page. Now I'm crushing on myself. Oh well, I guess that makes what I do in the shower more appropriate. Wait! Did I say that out loud?
from joecartoon :
Yeah, I had to make the clap remark, it was just too easy to pass up. I'm still not sure whether to thank you or give you a good swift kick in the crotch for taking me over there. On one hand it makes me feel good about myself because I'm not at all like those other people and on the other hand, I wonder if people think I'm like those other people... Ewwww!!! Skeezoid city!
from lauralgood :
mmmm. LL cool J. I know you are right about Mr. Judd. I get silly sometimes! Love you. Laural
from joecartoon :
You know I just said all of that to get a smooch on multiple days, right? Not that I'm (too) needy/expectant, but it's not often you hear people complain about too much lovin'.
from joecartoon :
I'm a firm believer that 'gifts' should be given whenever/wherever they are deemed appropriate and should not be confined to single dates like Birthdays, Christmas, El Dia de Los Muertos.
from joecartoon :
I'm feeling a little rough this morning, but I refuse to believe I'm getting sick. Besides, tomorrow is my birthday and I think it's a rule of nature that you are not allowed to be sick on your birthday.
from joecartoon :
Good morning sweetheart! You seem to be in an exceptionally fine mood today!! I hope it lasts all week!!
from jorod74 :
FYI: the love for her isn't romantic; but by no means does that mean it is lessened. She is a friend worth dying for, that's all. thank you for the kind words. and trust me, if that wasn't romantic, just think of what a real romance has to offer when you find it- and you will. and why is it when i read your diary i think of box lunches and giggle uncontrollably?
from jorod74 :
real quick: i love David Mccallum's bio of Truman. 1000 pages, but very touching. And I don't know if I should admit this, but the first time i watched "Amelie", i fell in love with her. She made me feel. something i don't really get from movies anymore. damn fine cinema. I never regretted buying instead of renting it. If you know of a good bio or any other foreign film, share. thanks. peas, love and carrots
from joecartoon :
I'm with Judd... I think I'll probably just go ahead and watch Clerks again instead of trying to figure out what that song was. Oh, and put down the ganja!! That shit's only funny when you're high.
from lauralgood :
oh my. i love the movie "the secretary." my most lovely buddy pisceanlore recommened it to me and now it is our movie. oh god i loved it...i am mostly healthy...i still slide back every now and then but overall healthy. love laural
from lauralgood :
hey got no idea about the song,,,sorry. but hello. and judd wants you to suck his cock?? shit he such a slut. isn't it lovely?? Love Laural
from pirategirl :
It was Boy Scout Camp unfortunately. But Scout Camp has just as many syllables. And so many bad things can happen when you're a girl at Boy Scout Camp... And has.
from juddhole :
Do you want to suck my cock, Berserkuhhh!!!
from juddhole :
Did you just say "making fuck?"
from bw-km :
Right on...I have been keeping up on your diary for about two-three weeks...you both crack me up and make me think. And I don't feel sorry for what's-her-face Olsen either.
from jorod74 :
cockroaches like dark/i enjoy the dark also/am i bugging you? first haiku i ever wrote back in....1986. sheesh, i feel old for a 20 something.
from jorod74 :
okay, that was cruel and mean and painful and a lot of other adjectives that imply infliction of pain for sport. Dream Theater and Queensryche together? I don't know whether to worship your coolness or just plain hate you for being so $%&(ing cool. argggghhhh! now i know how charlie brown feels after lucy yanks the ball away....;) oh, as always, keep writing.
from lauralgood :
Well you did not piss me off in the least and i have struggled with bulimia for years. I know why I have and do (though I have forced myself to learn better ways of coping with my stress) which by the way all eating disorders are. really bad ways to deal with stress. Some people turn to smoking, drinking, other drugs and other cutting or the list is endless. I decided not to eat first and then eat and puke second. But I get just as frustrated with myself when I allow myself to be taken in by the nice feeling of control I get when I binge and purge...which i havent done in months, thank the goddess and my own determination. So you did not piss me off in the least and I enjoyed reading your thoughts. Love you lots. Laural
from joecartoon :
Hah! Just to be a jackass I went and figured out how to do it. Turns out it's not that hard, but when you have the brain of a manatee (very similar to what I look like in the water coincidentally) it's a little tougher. Acutally, I just wanted to use the word manatee. Hard to slip into a work conversation....
from joecartoon :
Oh, besides, I'm not smart enough to figure out how to invite anyone to 'be my friend.' I stumbled upon your message on accident.
from joecartoon :
Allright Sheryl Crow. Easy there. I'm still trying to figure out all these crazy people (especially over there!). Not your friends necessarily, but all the people whose sites I end up on accidentally. Oh, and I will gradually usurp all of your friends because, as you know, I am that cool.
from joecartoon :
I'm not sure what there is to get pissed off about in this one. (And don't get used to this) I think you were probably 100% on. I still think they look like little troll dolls. I've said it before and I'm gonna say it again... We're the generation that's going to make our kids behave again. None of this poor me crap! I do not reward poor behavior!
from joecartoon :
Hey, thanks for the note. I was wondering if you were mad at me or something. I love having girls fight over me. It's like one of the top 5 bestest things ever.
from pirategirl :
You're awesome. I want to try a dirty haiku. "Cockbiting fucktard/Stop wasting my oxygen/Your mother's ashamed." Um, ok that was more insulting that dirty. And certainly not directed at you. I think I need to get some insults out of my system of something. But anyway, you rock.
from joecartoon :
Damn! You found me over there almost before I even knew I was there... You must have ESPN or something... Budget meetings today. Yech!!
from lauralgood :
oh yes. for sure. a session needs to be planned. it would be fun. I hope you feel better soon. love you. Laural
from joecartoon :
Okay, I definitely like 'things that make me giggle and scream' better than the 'fucking stupid bitch.'
from jorod74 :
sorry to tease, but viagra helps mountain climbers. oh, before i say thanks for taking my survey, i found your answers about sucide doors and glasses cool. thanks for taking the survey. peas, love and carrots and keep writing.
from johnnieutah :
dang, i just changed the color. i will try to find a more suitable shade. i'm on a laptop so the color is not a problem.
from joecartoon :
Carl plays the flute. That's funny to me. Oh, and Jenna, jalapeno's are good any time you can get 'em.
from hotcarl :
This one time, at band camp...
from joecartoon :
Yeah, the 'ole 'looks can be deceiving' issue. I don't think anyone can look too mean with their mouth full of a fried jalapeno however.
from joecartoon :
I am impressed. An entire website that basically appears to be dedicated to finding/keeping up with people to get drunk with. That's pretty special. Oh, and I don't feel so bad about begging for the guestbook entry anymore. You had to beg Rachel for one. Grrrrrr.
from joecartoon :
I am impressed. An entire website that basically appears to be dedicated to finding/keeping up with people to get drunk with. That's pretty special. Oh, and I don't feel so bad about begging for the guestbook entry anymore. You had to beg Rachel for one. Grrrrrr.
from joecartoon :
Well now, there has to be a good reason that the pictures from 2002 are so good doesn't there? And that is because I was behind the camera, not in front of it. I actually believe there is one picture of me out of all of those, and I am gloriously drunk, with a nice young lady and we are both showing off our 'See'food. Yep, went and looked it up. Picture 12of87.
from joecartoon :
Did you go read my new entry yet? Gives you the answer to a question you were asking earlier.
from joecartoon :
Ah, you just need to go look at the pictures from our last toob trip and it'll perk you right up. Go to: www.howdyclub.com Then click on 'pictures' and go to June '02 toob trip. The '02 pics are way better than the '03 one.
from joecartoon :
Oh, and it's not 'hollow fuck' it's 'fucked hollow.' That feeling (at least for a guy) that you just couldn't do it again if you had to. A complete 180 from blue balls if you will...
from joecartoon :
Wow, first name, eh?? Pretty bold of you isn't it? What a brazen little hussy you are! Is it more fun to just tell you, or to make some sadistic game out of it... hmmm... I'll have to think on that.
from joecartoon :
Ahhhh.... A guestbook entry at long last. And you made the mistake of throwing your e-mail address in there so that I know your last name now. And *shocker* it's the same as mine. Luckily I have no family north of the Red River, so I can still talk dirty to you without feeling incestual.
from joecartoon :
I'm so sorry babe... Very healthy that you're able to deal with it though. Not everyone is capable of that. I'll give it the required moment of silence and then we'll post some toobing information later today. Gotta play a little catch up at work first though.
from lauralgood :
And I love that you and I are friends. Thanks. Laural
from lauralgood :
Big hugs and Goddess bless. I will be thinking good thoughts for you. Your advice is heard. Love Laural
from hotcarl :
I feel for you. I know some what how you feel. Only in my case I am not dead, nor is she. Though I am pretty much as good as dead... I'm married and not to her.
from lauralgood :
Hey I love that you loved the color exercise. I loved it too. It came from a question gump had asked me and my mind went from there. It is fasinating isn't it? i know what you mean by the 9-5 thing. but i have been both at home and working and i would do working any day. less boring. I wonder what colors feel like...love you.laural
from joecartoon :
Very nicely done (both the link and the smut)! Way better than the near 'White horse fell in mud' 4th Grade 'dirty' joke. I believe the 'come til you wanna die' is what I usually call 'fucked hollow.' One of the greatest and worst experiences in life all rolled up into one.
from joecartoon :
Making one of the little links is easy babe!! Just scroll down in your notes about 8 or 10 pages to where I fucked up the rubik's magic link. Only, I accidentally put a ';' where I should have put an =. It should read: <A HREF=http://whatever.whatever.com>Actual words you want hypertext in your diary</A> That's it!! Now I'm just waiting for my dirty notes...
from joecartoon :
HOLY CRAP! I made a favorite diaries list?? How could that happen?? And how did you know that my mom was a bitch?
from joecartoon :
Nope. Workin' fine on this end. Must be your crappy computer. Better yet, blame it on your service provider. Go all crazy on it, like Dusty's done about the Cable company.
from joecartoon :
I haven't tried, but I'll give it a go in a few minutes.
from joecartoon :
Ahhhh... You know me too well already. But no post it notes. A dry erase board.
from joecartoon :
Thank you for the compliment. As for me being terrible, I've only got 29 more work days, so I don't think they'll really go to all the hassle of firing me at this late date. As long as I get all my work done and don't embezzle from the company.
from joecartoon :
Hey, no problem Miss Food Fetish. I do what I can. As for my field of study, I'm probably shooting more along the lines of environmental/business law. I'd really like to work for one of the big Ag firms (Kraft/ConAgra/Cargill). Potentially in international acquisitions? Who knows. Maybe 3 years of school will help me figure it out. PS: How bad am I, I completely retemplated my whole site while I was at work today. I may be the worst employee ever.
from joecartoon :
When I think 'vanilla sex', it comes to me as straight forward, missionary, no frills. Plain. Vanilla if you will. Sex like you had the first time before you figured it all out. Not sure that's what it means, but that's all I can think of.
from joecartoon :
Nah, the 'M' word doesn't bother me, it's just my duty as a single man to act freaked out by it. I'm not in any hurry to find it, but when I do, so be it. I start law school in August, so that'll be a big transition for me. I graduated in '99, so I'm kinda outta the school habit.
from joecartoon :
Whoooaaaa!! Easy there with the 'M' word. No, I'm not getting married. I'm leaving work to go back to school. Leaving the state too for that matter, and that's a tough thing to do when you're from Texas. T minus 42 days and counting...
from joecartoon :
Ahhhh... okay. I think that may be a yankee problem. We talk a little funny, and we can take any one syllable word and make it into 4 syllables, but we have good consonant usage. I feel good today. Good long rant on the diary, and I'm back into the flow of the week.
from joecartoon :
People who don't use consonants?? I may be new to that one? Like Old McDonald and his E-I-E-I-O?? I don't know if I could kill Old McDonald. At least not unless he is over 65. Then, WHAMMO, done.
from joecartoon :
No, no aggression towards you (unless not unless you piss me off first). The aggression will be saved for diary entries only, and only then in an attempt to save myself for having to go to trial for murdering someone stupid (or as I like to call it, cleansing the gene pool).
from joecartoon :
Are you kidding me?? What tipped you off? My 635 notes and 5 diary entries in 2 days? An additional outlet for my smartassedness?? I'm am hopelessly completely addicted. In fact, I may even have more friends here at home now because I may get a bit of my aggression out online.
from joecartoon :
Hey, no problem. I do what I can to help. Oh, by the way I forgot to give you credit for the great Three Brain reference. Gotta love a little gonads and strife. ...and thanks for the long distance dry hump. Just what I needed. Another case of blue balls.
from joecartoon :
Okay, so I f'd up the HREF= in the note, and I suppose there's no way to go back and edit a note (or if there is, I'm too new to know it). Anyway, Rubik's Magic is what it was called. So much for bein' helpful.
from joecartoon :
<A HREF;https://secure.rubiks.com/lvl3/index_lvl3.cfm?lan=eng&lvl1=produc&lvl2=rubbrn&lvl3=clasic&lvl4=mgccls#>Rubik's Magic</A> baby!!! How could you forget??
from boogity :
Ehh, im alright. Wishing it was the weekend and I could sleep in....other than that...alright. I too post entries at work...hey its always fun to get paid to goof off!!! Talk to you soon! Take Care
from redsirenbody :
Yes we do need to talk...L
from boogity :
Hey how goes it?
from joecartoon :
Well, we're still not sure what's going to come of it, but Old Crone is damn sure pissed. And to answer your question, no I didn't tag our HR Director (I haven't played tag since, like, 4th grade). Besides, playing grown up tag with a girl you work with tends to lead to her getting freakishly stalkerish and usually leads to one of you (her, being the crazy one) getting fired. I just wanted to have some blackmail over her (for being unable to be discreet, part of the HR Ten Commandmants) and all of the people who did the filthy (yet oddly arousing) things she told me about. Besides, she's 10 years my senior. Wait, scratch that last part, it's never stopped me before. ...and to satisfy your curiousity, the actual quote was, "I have both your balls in my hands right now." Dirty, dirty bitch. (Her, not you.)
from joecartoon :
Yep. Turns out I'm a hypocrite. First, I'm not going to post often, then, *BANG!!* Two journal entries in one day. Oh to go back to the peaceful innocence of my first entry this morning.
from joecartoon :
Thank 'ya dear, I appreciate the message. I'm probably not going to cuss myself if I don't diatribe every day, but at the same time I'm sure I'll have some random rumblings from time to time. Things that amuse me, things that annoy me... Mostly I'll just make fun of other people because that's my favorite past time. Usually loudly, and in their general vicinity. You didn't really think you were the only asshole out there did 'ya? PS: Good luck with the whole no latex thing.
from lauralgood :
Oh you are beautiful. Thanks. I love you. Laural
from lauralgood :
so your thoughts? and hey you were tired. You can't always be on...and you know you can get it anytime anyway. love laural
from lauralgood :
redsirenbody@diaryland. you must tell me your thoughts, yeah? L
from lauralgood :
you are awesome. Love you something awful, Laural
from lauralgood :
love it. love it. love it. so yeah this is going to be fun. laural
from juddhole :
Sweet Jeebus lady! I'm wondering how many people are on your notify list. They may get kind of tired of us making out all the time. You ripped my collar by the way. And my zipper. My suggestion for getting naked? Ummm... just let me know when you are going to be naked, and I'll be naked at the same time. Hell, I'll even touch myself just for you, hellcat. *subtle-breast-grab-sm00ch*
from lauralgood :
I love being sick. I love being bad. I LOVE being sick and bad with you! Laural
from lauralgood :
OH!! I am going to be in erotic fiction...hell lets go one step further...FILM IT! When will we all be getting together..shit you think juddhole can get his hockey team (that photo he posted looked wonderful!) to come too? ohhh fun. orgy orgy orgy! I am so glad we are friends! love laural
from lauralgood :
INVITE! in case you don't understand...which of course you do you should invite us all to come and stay with you. hell i need a vacation and even if you are not into girls i know some of the guys and girls who show up will be so...INVITE! love laural
from hotcarl :
"In person, with baby oil and the game Twister." I would have said that, but that was more than one word. I also thought about in person, with paints and an empty canvas, but that that might semm too pretentious.
from hotcarl :
The thought of being naked always confuses me, you'll have to forgive me. Ok, How can you and all your legions of diaryland friends get naked together? One word, kodak.
from hotcarl :
The thought of being naked always confuses me, you'll have to forgive me. Ok, How can you and all your legions of diaryland friends get naked together? One word, kodak.
from hotcarl :
How to "get naked": Step 1: Remove clothes Step 2: ... I guess the whole getting naked process only takes one step.
from hotcarl :
McFry! You fired! I love flashback's and obscure 80's movie references. You rule the school!
from hotcarl :
Of course I've been reading! I am also pretty good at #5 if I do say so myself. ;)
from lauralgood :
I have like almost everyone of Duran Duran's records...I found them at the thrift store..I love vinyl by the way. OH I do love them. I am so hoping for you and Rob. HOPING. Keep us posted? love laural
from anisettekiss :
phooey. I can't add an entry. The site has been funny all day today. Sorry folks. I know you are all hanging on my last words waiting with baited breath for my next diary page. Please accept my apologies? Thanks.
from lauralgood :
see? see? I knew we were on the same page. I LOVE ELO with such a passion that it is completely silly. Oh yeah. so add glaural for my aol name. will talk with you soon. Laural
from lauralgood :
Well I will keep my fingers crossed for you...I hope he turns out to be a keeper. I guess even if he does not though, you had a really fun night being with him. And that is worth a lot. I hate you are at work. That sucks. We should start IM or something...there is more to you. I can feel it. Laural
from lauralgood :
mmm. Rob sounds divine. You must keep us informed. I love men who can follow directions...it bodes well for them in other departments as well. I am so glad you had a great night. love laural
from lauralgood :
thanks girl. you are a great diaryland friend and i am out of the funk! keep happy! Laural
from juddhole :
*plenty-o-toungue-with-wandering-hands-smooch*
from juddhole :
*plenty-o-toungue-with-wandering-hands-smooch*
from juddhole :
1.Greatest place you ever had sex? 6th floor balcony railing, Cozumel, high winds. Realized that the only thing keeping her from flying away was me, and that, if I came, I'd probably drop her. THAT'S romance. 2.Favorite school teacher of all time? What class did they teach? Mr. C, 12th grade Physics. Loved my questions, and if he didn't have an answer, we'd find one. 3.Do you have a favorite animal? Is there such a thing as a monkey that can bring me beer, scratch my balls, and sing the blues simultaneously? No? Crap... Then, NO. 4.Favorite movie quote? "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses" That or "Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck!" 5.What makes you cool? I wear nothing but Carhartt's, a kilt when I feel like it, and I can sew clothing for the Girl. 6.What makes you a geek? The fact that I'm filling out this fucking survey should answer that one LOUD and clear. 7.Tell me a secret. I just farted and blamed it on the dog. 8.Name someone you lost touch with and want to see again. Youthful Naivete. I miss her so much. Life hasn't been the same since she left and Coldcruel Cynicalfuck moved in. 9.What pisses you off more than anything else? Lack of understanding and communication. Just because something is crystal-fucking-clear in your head doesn't mean that I have the foggiest blue-fuck what it is. This is why God gave us the ability to SPEAK, you FUCKHEADS, for COMMUNICATION, TALK to me. Fuck's sake. 10. What turns you on? I'm still pretty worked up from that last question, but the thought that by filling out these ridiculous things, I may get you naked yet gives me surly wood. 11.Am I turning you on? Well shit, are you naked? Keep promising me that we'll get naked and the answer will always be "affirmative with full salute".
from johnnieutah :
i wish you free drinks, sloppy kisses, and clean enthusiastic boys.
from johnnieutah :
guararnteed bed-tested for your satisfaction! Top Ten Gettin It On Albums: 1) what's next to the moon? - mark kozelek 2) moon pix - cat power 3) any chet baker at all 4) quixotic - marian topley bird 5) in the fishtank - low/dirty three 6) heaven or las vegas - cocteau twins 7) loveless - my bloody valentine 8) brown sugar - d'angelo 9) mystic voyage - roy ayers 10) a storm in heaven - the verve
from lauralgood :
I do so love the line about fumbling with the flower...very nice imagery. Yes, I like your poem. You are a sweet girl. Hate you have to be at work. Keep happy. love laural
from lauralgood :
Thanks love. Thought I could count on you to get the humor in it...though one never knows...now do they? Love you, Laural
from lauralgood :
Hey you know I was kidding with those notes right? I do not want to weird you out...I just play around a lot like that...anyway I have an idea that you are cool enough to figure that out but I just want to make sure...cause how else will you hold up your end? laural
from lauralgood :
Well the first thing would be to get us all in the same state...then we would have to decide where we were going to meet...then we would have to be attracted to each other (no problem for the one with the dick) ((actually even though i have never seen you I love your mind so much I know I would be attracted to you)) then you know you begin with keeping your side of the bargain and we go from there. sounds fun to me! Wanna give it a whirl? love laural
from lauralgood :
I am so glad the I am not the only one who has the desire to lift the burden of merchandise from retailers. I was beginning to think i was odd or something...hey it looks like your boy Juddhole and i are insisting for your part of the bargain to be fulfilled...maybe it could work out with both of us together to save you some time...always looking out for you! love laural
from juddhole :
I swiped your last survey and made an entry out of it. Now's when you hold up your end of the bargain and we get naked. I'm naked now... under all these clothes.
from lauralgood :
I am so sorry you are tired...though being tired certainly means you will be nude which also means you will be able to uphold your end of the bargain...keep happy. i will be answering your questions as soon as i can get time...i love the way you say "answer my questions" just like a girl i know who needs to get naked! laural
from lauralgood :
You said something about getting naked if a note was left or something to that effect.....love you! I will be answering your questions soon. great survey girl! I have to look up james lipton now...laural
from lauralgood :
Baby, you just wait your shit is so funny you will be on so many lists you won't believe it. However, I will always be glad that I was second to list you. The new dog, Desomond, is doing well. Thanks. I hope we will be friends I love funny people. man. I laughed so hard at your new entry. Keep them coming! Laural
from lauralgood :
Oh fuck yeah. You are good. I don't know if you will get the way I write or not (not as funny as yours) but you have me hooked. onto the list you go! write lots ok? Laural
from boogity :
Not a problem! Hasta la pasta for now.
from porktornado :
I'll cerainly let you know if I ever find myself in Philly. Thanks for the kind words. You kick more ass before lunch than most people do all year.
from boogity :
hmmm...I would just suggest be yourself...and enjoy the hell out of diaryland. Some people's entries are interesting and can make for good reading. Don't worry if people are reading your thoughts or not, and just have fun. Personally diaryland has been kinda like an escape route...a place for me to get away from everyone and write about my troubles, feelings, frustrations etc. And since none of my siblings work at my job, an online diary works in that my brothers or sisters can't read about it. Oh yeah, 1 more piece of advice...don't be judgemental about someone based on what you read. After all it is a diary...and people are aloud to be rude, cruel and completely different than in real life. I think thats it. Live and learn.
from boogity :
Hey thanks!!! Pretty bored...looking forward to the weekend...how about you?
from boogity :
I'll fight you for it....just kidding...no its cool if you use it...just as long as after you say it you say "copyright Boogity"...hehe
from anisettekiss :
I love you Grrl!!!!

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