messages to anniewaits18:
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from gumphood :
no no. Its fine the way it is! I think its great you ended with 69 entries. I bet you didn't even mean to do that.
from gumphood :
and now its locked?
from gumphood :
And so it ends. I always liked this diary, and liked it when you updated more frequently. I figured that it was one of those dudes using the Nateboxley IM. Thats a good prank. Also remember gunphood. That was pretty hot. I am glad you are still here in MA. Are you exctied for your new place? Are you going to miss your old one? What is the first thing you remember about liking this diaryland place, and what will you miss most? Questions that shall never be answered. The rides been fun. Thanks for the tickets.
from for-you-only :
Is Opal review still running?
from gumphood :
ack?!?! Was that the LAST entry?
from concreteslip :
what is this third last entry business..? i'm sorry things have been shitty.. have a good long think or drag off your cig or swig of your drink. you have my sympathy/empathy and i send you hugs.
from gumphood :
seriously no more entries?
from chillier :
Happy Birthday! 27 is a lucky birthday
from trigger-cut :
happy birthday miss sharon! we haven't spoken in ages, but i still dig you.
from gumphood :
While I agree that relaionships bring drama, I will say that you seemed much happier with a boyfriend than without. But you were much sadder after the loss of the boyfriend. Does that make sense?
from gumphood :
If I could pick between being a girl and being a guy, I would pick guy, because of alot of the reasons you wrote. But I don't buy the sex thing. Girls control sex. Thats the ball in your court!
from gumphood :
I have season 3 and extened LOTR: ROTK
from concreteslip :
maybe it is the moon. i don't know. but i'm not leaving a note to talk about the moon. not really. i'm not going to be mushy either but i just wanted to say that i can only imagine how difficult it must have been and still is for you to go through this phase. i'm sorry you've had to go through it. and it WILL get better.. so hang onto everything and everyone. fuck the thought and concern over what needy is and what that means. we're all needy that's why we all relate. so that's what i wanted to say, that i'm sorry it has to hurt so bad.. and i know, if only a little, just what you mean. i send you hugs and big love. you're alright and you'll be ok.
from chillier :
Hi. I wanted to say that I completely understand your feelings of not wanting to bother someone by turning to them for help. But seriously? It's usually worth the effort and can make you feel so much better. Most people are glad to have someone open up to them, it makes them feel special and important. I'd try it if I were you - what have you got to lose?
from concreteslip :
who were you really making that obligatory apology to? i've checked your notes but maybe i should check your guestbook.. do you still have one of those? hmm. my eyeballs are dry. and ruel says hey and also (mostly to me and my romanticized view of snow)"see, she knows what its like. snow isn't all that great." yea.
from chronicling :
i hope you have a great weekend! how is the new schedule treating you? that's like my DREAM schedule, lucky bee-otch.
from gumphood :
you give new definintion to feast or famine. haha. I hope there is no drought.
from concreteslip :
i'm sorry it took me so long to respond. i was..wait..AM being stupid about some things at the moment. thanks for the note. in that entry about goodbying.. i was talking about.. i feel weird, like i can't say it because he reads this now. [d]. no matter. no erasures to be made. none necessary. ok, this note was meant ot be brief. i hope you are--
from chillier :
I loved this entry! I can completely relate to your thoughts and probably most women can. I think for me the dilemma of boyfriend vs. funboy is that I always want what I can't have. And nobody is everything all wrapped up in a pretty package. I loved Gumphood's entry today, I think it pretty much sums up dating reality.
from chronicling :
http://www.flickr.com/photos/89306307@N00/ i had posted a link in an earlier entry but the link didn't work anyway; i fixed it, but this is easier. :)
from chronicling :
i completely know where you're coming from. and though it's probably not the dr.phil-approved way, i agree with you. it's refreshing to make that clean break and see what you're left with. it's just important to not make any breaks you'll regret later, after you've figured it out. that's where i get fucked up. good luck.
from gumphood :
I was a little messed up. I just thought febreezing was the right choice. You know that wasn't my puke right?
from chronicling :
in case no one has told you today, you rock. i cannot tell you how impressed i am with your endurance. will you be my role model? :)
from kelsi :
Of course you're worth fighting for, and you have every right to be pissed that you've been treated like you're not. Don't give into self-pity, but don't let any fucktards get away with treating you like crap. Fucktards are fucktards and should be treated as such.
from bubaloo :
Beauty takes many different forms. That was a beautiful entry, as hard as it is to look at right now. I'm sorry that happened to you. As you know, I wear my heart on my sleeve. Sometimes this practice causes me to get stomped on. Hurt. Burned. Every once in awhile though, for brief moments, it allows me to feel the true warmth and beauty in this world. Those moments make it all worthwile. You ARE beautiful, whether ya know it or not. Let me handle the fucked up entries, will ya? YOU rock, remember that.
from chronicling :
such a turn. what the hell happened?! i hope the week gets better.
from gumphood :
Actually a few people took it. They just stomped on it.
from bubaloo :
me too.
from gumphood :
Ah Boston, land of the winter pleasure that is snow drifts.
from chronicling :
yeah i locked it and then deleted the entire thing (after saving a back-up on my comp, of course). i just didn't feel comfortable having some of the stuff i had done last semester on the web. i needed a fresh start. so when are you posting boyfriend details in your diary?
from chronicling :
hey sharon, i just wanted to drop you a note to let you know i didn't fall off the face of the planet. seeing how you're one of the three diaries (how pathetic am i?) that i actually read, i figured i'd better appreciate you! i hope you are doing well; from your diary, it sounds like you are and i am glad to hear it. have a good day!
from gumphood :
I remember you said to me once, "Don't worry everything will be fine once I get a boyfriend" you weren't kidding.
from bubaloo :
Yay for happy!
from bubaloo :
OMG that was sad! Teenagers can be just thoughtless. I guess adults can too. I want to give you a big hug just to make you feel better.
from gumphood :
It might be a MA thing. I always found it funny that you read Maxium, because thats a boy book. Then you said cause it was funny, and I was like, yeah. That's why its a boy book, and not for girls. Ha. Anyway, I could go into a tirade as to typically why girls are left out of somethings, most of which are not valid reasons. Bill Simmons details most of these.
from concreteslip :
ps: your note WAS helpful and BECAUSE it was a menu. thank you for caring. and honestly, i CANNOT pass the COCO's on the corner without thinking, it'd be nice to sit down with sharon and have some comfort food and comfort company. you're great and i miss you, i do.
from concreteslip :
that's interesting you say what you do about being in the middle and left in the desert if you don't fit a type. bastid boys clubs. hope you feel better soon.
from bubaloo :
That's funny that you would mention that. I rent a room from my boss. He grew up in Medford, Mass. He's the most chauvinistic guy that you would ever want to meet. Heart of gold, good guy, AND he has 3 daughters. You think that they would at least feminize? him but no dice. Oh, and the Chargers? It was a bummer, but the nice thing for you is ya got the Patriots right outside your doorstep. Take care!
from gumphood :
it totally was how many one night stands did you have this year. Sharon's light,...wait...I don't have a night stand. hehe. just kidding. I think you shoudl ef "K"
from bubaloo :
I think the one night stand question meant "how many people did you have sex with one night only?". I thought your answer was sweet though. Look at me. I'm already barging into your entries. I'll shutup now.
from bubaloo :
What he really should have said was "Hey, I was horny and you were the only pussy in the vicinity." Mercy fuck? Highly unlikely and to say that to her was mean. Not a friend and definitely not somebody she would want to "know" her. Check back on that dickhead in about 10 years. Sorry about your glasses.
from lobsterchick :
Oh my God, what happened? I'm at Vince's and don't have AIM! If you get this, email me!
from bubaloo :
Hi. I added you to my favorite list today. You are a strange bird. My kinda gal. Oh, and you can HAVE Payton. We (the padres) got Roberts.
from gumphood :
Hey. We just signed that Jay Payton guy from San Diego. You like that? He's in flavor country now.
from lobsterchick :
I've heard that anywhere from once every three days to three times a day is normal, so two times a day falls right in there. You poop okay.
from gumphood :
I like "movie tickets. .... two movie tickets."
from gumphood :
i hink I want 2 lic ur nice penis
from cutie1083 :
*hug* I hope you feel better. Depression sucks.
from gumphood :
It's not that you are never happy. Its that you are never satisfied. You can be happy alot, I have seen it, but you keep wondering "what's next" and "is there more". I think...I might be wrong.
from gumphood :
also give me the inside user and pass sometime so I can find out what happened
from gumphood :
the big one was gumphood anniewaits18. When you go to google...where its green with the website, there is a little word cached...click on that. Google SAVED your website on THEIR servers. That's right. And the scary part is its there to be looked at forever unless you do a few huge tricks that are much too complicated to perform in a note.
from gumphood :
FYI. My diary has been NAILED for your name on google for the past few days. Your name and your screen name etc. Enjoy.
from gumphood :
Bilbo Baggins never got swept when he thought a number six was coming at him. Good thing too. Cause that sucked.
from gumphood :
Breaking down the --It's not you its me: You are the same, and boring. I am diffrent and not satisfied. Its me not wanting you. That's the real way. I got that speech once. I find as a guy if you get broken up with, the ex is a problem. Its true.
from unclepumpkin :
I know this may seem like a crazy request, but could you maybe write an entry about how you always fail in relationships? I've been looking for something new to read, and I think that would be pretty interesting.
from gumphood :
And then there is this... http://attenuation.net/files/iq.htm
from gumphood :
And on THAT note, if you are a hippee, you are probably a democrate. (or a communist)
from gumphood :
While I agree with the fact that all republicans aren't hicks, because that is true and alot of the finer arguments for the Republican party comes from a fiscally conservative standpoint (which I agree with) please make sure you are aware that the BASE of the republican party does come from poor white southerners with little education. You can see that here--http://gumphood.diaryland.com/images/electoralvotemap.jpg -- and also the statistic show that Bush's supporters typically have at most a high school diploma, or less, and democratic supporters typically have higher education (58% college grad 70% of post-grad and 95% of Acedemic professors) and so while you can find 5% of VERY intellegent conservate professors, the magority were probably Kerry supporters. I agree all Republicans are not dumb hicks, but if you are a dumb hick, you are probably republican. Fair?
from datchery :
And your profile doesn't work. This is what you get for changing your layout! The curse of the Bambino is on you!
from gumphood :
still can't get to the notes. INcidentally....the red sox are my daddy.
from gumphood :
Can you beleive this -- the red sox. They are making you insane. Welcome to the club. How's your heart? Anyway mang, remember to fix your layout. You can't get to your notes anymore.
from datchery :
It would likely just make me hold a door for you. Once. Maybe.
from lobsterchick :
I hear ya dude. Start answering your damn IM's.
from concreteslip :
are you saying what i think your saying?
from bra2002 :
Hey there, itsd actually on a small, but for-profit AM station in Connecticut, WICH 1310 AM to be exact. Not the big time yet but hopefully soon. I wish I was national.
from gumphood :
I think Decemeber is the aniversary of your last kiss, and that was with that guy at the Queer Eye party. I'm not trying to be mean, just trying to put some fire under your ass to make move.
from gumphood :
IT's Johnathan Taylor Thomas
from kerbang :
who the hell is Taylor?
from trigger-cut :
just kiss him!! sit next to him, quite close. and get him to make lots of eye contact with you, so you're face to face. and then just go for it. it will be great, i promise
from gumphood :
boring
from vomitingcod :
Hey! Since when am I a dork? I thought I was the cool one.
from trigger-cut :
i rock the hug turn. it's the best. thanks for your concern babe, things are all good again :0)
from gumphood :
I should agree with the guys, and say "just get it done" but I am at a loss of words right now.
from gumphood :
I think normally they talk about the person and then write his name in a bubble and hug the bubble.
from concreteslip :
in love? smells like danger. or like muffins.
from gumphood :
Is there anything you love to do?
from lobsterchick :
Dude, dude. I don't know, if you're doing something you love as a side project, it makes your actual day job MUCH more tolerable.
from concreteslip :
you managed to tape your eye while driving stick, dang. that's some mad crazy pirate skills.
from lobsterchick :
Just at work, being bored too. Crappy holiday Friday.
from concreteslip :
email.
from concreteslip :
where can i send you
from gumphood :
What's that on your belt? Let me get it off for you.
from bra2002 :
Oh, I didn't want to embarrass you, but I'll put it back if it doesn't
from bra2002 :
yeah, whats that all about? We want info
from kerbang :
you dangle little tidbits at us like so many little fishes. so i'm taking the bait for all of us: your new WHAT?
from lobsterchick :
LYLAS=Love Ya Like A Sis
from lobsterchick :
dude, I love you so much. I think Boston might be my next stop on the Great American Diaryland Friends Tour of the mid-'00s.
from datchery :
yes, far too many secrets.
from kerbang :
too many secrets
from gonzokid :
I can't remember dude...Please
from willyloman :
Couldn't resist reading after noticing the Ben Folds reference in your name. Sweet man....very sweet. Ben Folds rocks my world.
from trigger-cut :
ps: of course i'll marry you, you're a fucking babe
from gumphood :
Don't you hate everyone?
from risa3000 :
lmao...thanks for all the birthday goodness. I love how sassy you get while drinking. ;)
from soul-glimpse :
good call; i got so lazy towards the end of writing that last night that i pulled a slacker ending. i've changed it since though and i think it will give a more well-rounded explanation of the man. just for you! also, i hope you're doing well. talk to you later.
from concreteslip :
yes. billy crystal's character was right. but thoughts are one thing, actions another.. and facts that are "already out there" are another 'nother thing altogether. just be glad you aren't a hideous beast-monster with a taste for blood. that is all.
from gumphood :
I agree with the him mostly. Its instinct. Evolution wins because emotion isn't rational...its evolution.
from bluenadia6 :
EEEE! I freakin' loved "Today's Special!" That was the one with Jody the department store girl, and Sam the security guard, right? And Muffy the mouse? Oh my God, I seriously watched that show everyday of the week. I can't believe I forgot about it... Whoops, gotta go. Tampon's on overkill... My cup runneth over...
from concreteslip :
by "a heavy decision" do you mean you're going to off one? and for that matter what type of weighing scale are going employ? is this a twist ending and are you the next hitchcock/shyamalan, man? i hate twist endings. and there IS only one hitchcock. that is all. oh, and don't off anyone, jail-time sodomy is not as exciting as you might think. that is all.
from gumphood :
I have a cat too
from risa3000 :
dude what's wrong? You never talk to me anymore. I guess such is life without the 3rd floor crew. ::sigh::
from gumphood :
dude? Why are you so upset?
from lobsterchick :
Well fuck you too. Ho.
from concreteslip :
wow. from reading your entries on frustrated single-hood i imagine you tearing your hairs out. but don't tear your hairs out, you'll need those for warmth. furthermore, it sounds like your going through what is commonly thought of as a "dry spell".. i've always been of the mind that whatever you feel, that's what you exude. so i don't know, take a dip in ye olde lake sharon and find out what is sopping up the moisture. thats all for the new-age armchair psycho-babble. i really do hope things start to look up for you again. goodluck and soft hunting.
from orlandoninja :
You can feel safe, I read the first line of the entry and skipped the rest and posted this
from risa3000 :
what's with the orgy buiness? who wants some of that action!
from lobsterchick :
mmm... sorry. I'm really not about solutions; I'm more about criticism.
from lobsterchick :
um, the blue man group? did he not help you at all?
from bra2002 :
If you wanted to go all you had to do was say so!:) You should invite me to one of your parties sometime. That would rule
from bra2002 :
orgy, eh? I don't live in Massachusetts at the moment, I live in RI, unfortunately. But you might say I frequent Massachusetts, especially th Boston area.
from gumphood :
I can't make the orgy. When is it again?
from kerbang :
thank you anniewaits18.diaryland.com. i can't wait for the orgy.
from concreteslip :
dang girl. the thursday entry was so good! really really good as if it were a piece of sudden fiction.. all timing and verse, chorus, verse. good stuff, share. keep up
from unclepumpkin :
Yes, I too must hand it to you. YOu had me wondering.
from kerbang :
man, i've gotten a lot of calls about this one. again, you are an artist of the highest caliber. nice work.
from lobsterchick :
*mouth hanging open* are you SHITTING me? This CANNOT be real. YOU MUST IM ME.
from vomitingcod :
WHOA...I am 85% sure that you are full of shit...but still...Kerbang? Huh? What? I need clarification!
from risa3000 :
I'm sorry your birthday sucked. I love you though.
from trigger-cut :
happy birthday gorgeous!!
from concreteslip :
read your entry with doogie howser playing in the background. hilarious stuff, truly. i forgot how sweet that shit sounded, compared with the theme song music of today's medical shows. and as far as polygamy goes.. its my humble opinion that you could do worse, right? have fun and... happy (a couple days in advance) birthday. (get ripped. woohoo.)
from lobsterchick :
Screw you, pal! You fucking stole an entry I was too lazy to research! I told DS to do it, but he's useless. Screeewwwww youuuuuu! But awesome entry. I'm totally linking you.
from gumphood :
I wish I knew the decision.
from concreteslip :
i'm casting my vote for mysterious Tech Guy, partly because how much of a market is there for ninja porn anyway? (hah)
from soul-glimpse :
i would vote for the tech guy. he's more mysterious but that makes it more interesting. and sarcasm? come on. nothing trumps that :)
from puregirl89 :
I'm a Christian, and I know you're not "religious," but neither am I. My faith isn't a religion, it's a personal relationship. You probably have no interest in anything I've got to say, or even in what Jesus says about you, but if you've got even the smallest bit of openness left, I'd like it if you'd look at my diary. If you have any questions at all, anything that you don't get about us "religious folks," you can leave me a note, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. If you don't, I understand, but either way I'll be praying for you. ~Madeleine
from kerbang :
this is your greatest entry to date.
from gumphood :
I think your problem is a lack of commitment and a strange value system that doesn't allow you to properly pass the relationship threshold with guys. But I have thought that for a long time now.
from soul-glimpse :
frankly i do wonder how that works with all of you living together and no sexual interaction occuring. or is it? you guys are like the real world: the online, read-about-it version!
from vomitingcod :
hey! what the hell am I, chopped liver? Philip leaving means that I'm coming...plus Sara! It's a 2 for 1! Frankly, I think Philip and I need to duel. I'm so sick of hearing about how much everyone wants to suck on Philip's nutsack. (ha...just kidding...i fully realize that Philip is 5 times better in every respect than i am) (which makes our duel that much more imperative)
from gumphood :
Philip leaves in October I beleive. You are right that it won't be the same. Did you go to Jin Jitsu last night? We didn't have class.
from gumphood :
Dude. YOu need to not be leaving floating turds. I am glad this is not my water closet.
from kerbang :
the world has turned topsy turvy.
from gumphood :
You confirm me. I love it. Anyway, I am glad you and the Phil get along. I hope you do get laid Cali girl.
from gumphood :
I said you'd be the brother on the account of the ... what was I saying. Stupid note.
from gumphood :
Kerbang and I had a pact. He won. But I was close.
from kerbang :
i knew you would say that. it was my secret prediction.
from orlandoninja :
this was a good entry
from gumphood :
I bought my dad the mighty razor.
from kerbang :
p.s. i think the word you were looking for was "tomboy" not "daddy's girl".
from kerbang :
dude we're cool! that means that i am cool, because i am part of us! woo! (you may now respond with a sarcastic comment, which i know you will do because you are predictable.)
from soul-glimpse :
oh,oh,oh! i also meant to say when i was making my jabs at people with codenames, i didn't mean you and your "clan" of sorts. there is this girl who actually calls people in her life by letters... like "c came home today and then d left for the store." every time i read it, i'm like, are you kidding me? you guys are still the coolest group on diaryland.
from soul-glimpse :
hey i really appreciate that note; i don't really know what to say other than what you said made my day and the feedback came at a time i really needed it. thanks.
from datchery :
I iwll veha ot greae iwth oyu. Ocne opnu a mite I oto swa ogod ta idveo magse, utb own I etg hsooceld by teh ikles fo bkenagr. Snikocg nis't it?
from gunphood :
one word on why video games are hot here: nerds.
from gumphood :
One word on why video games are hot here: Winter
from gumphood :
Dearest Annie, ASk the gas man for gas. You know the gas man. He's the gassist man you know. Gas. Can I get a "woot toot"
from gunphood :
Dearest annie, do you know what makes the world go round? I think it's gravity or something. But love is good too!
from orlandoninja :
Weird? Fine, if peeing all over your bathroom cause you were doing the twist makes you weird, then I'm weird.
from gumphood :
Lame is this years pink.
from gumphood :
--John Bonham of Led Zeppelin once shat in a young woman’s shoe? Seems poor John just wanted to hang out and watch some tele but the noise emanating from the next room where his road manager was gettin’ it on with an unknown groupie, was well, too noisy. So John exacted his revenge in her stilettos. That’s the way to show her, John! It backfired though, she was ecstatic about it. Figures. Eh, groupies.
from gumphood :
that was the jynx entry. Soon Knockfirst and will insult your lack of style and you will cry because your interoffice affair got you fired.
from gumphood :
You're telling me!
from reviewgump :
recycled material. Like you should talk Ms. Livejournal ditto diaryland diva. Danke. See you tonight.
from gumphood :
my eye hurts. I think it poped out when I was chocked. How was his arm. Nice. you silly duckling aren't work people reading this.
from gumphood :
I loved my spelling of tarantuchula down there more than up here.
from gumphood :
The trancular symbolizes the agony of working, and the paramedic symbolizes love. You didn't see work coming, and then love didn't save you from work's poison. And the paramedic was cute and made out with your sister after you died. And they did it on your corpse. And that symbolizes my desire to see two nakes girls with one guy.
from gumphood :
just crap. stink up the joint
from lobsterchick :
You know, they make tiny sample sized cans of Lysol. And Lysol's good for eliminating odor, not just masking it.
from gumphood :
You remind me of a Asian Cathy. But you have more problems than Cathy. heheheheh BLARG
from soul-glimpse :
good luck goddammit. (i'm sure you'll hear that a million times.) :)
from gabby-bella :
Good Luck...but buying me a new hand bag won't solve anything----unless you really want to ;)
from gumphood :
CAthy, I am glad you had a great weekend. It makes me happy.
from orlandoninja :
grassy knoll?! I knew it! You killed Kennedy!
from raisetheroof :
i'm just super bored, and randomly chose to read your diary. but i think your a rad chick and i can totally relate to so many things. the whole bored with your life? yeah, i hear ya dude. and the list of stuff girls always talk about in their diarys? totally true, and im guilty of almost all of them! hahaah your rad
from gonzokid :
Whats with all the boredom? And whats with all the hate? Unfortunately, I can relate...YOur kind of like an iceberg...Sometimes...
from gabby-bella :
I over think things too muc too! I must be highly entelijent like you!
from gumphood :
I think Keith may have a good point.
from lobsterchick :
"Blowing sunshine up my ass" is my new fave phrase. And you know if you ever want to talk, I'm online more than is healthy.
from gumphood :
Oh the upside, I hope you know that they tease you because they like you, and you do swear alot, but not lot for Massachusetts. I bury things too. I'm such a girl
from lobsterchick :
You are a demon beast whom I much admire and love for making that girl wait to crap.
from soul-glimpse :
yeah but the downside is i now have a suspicious respiratory virus. okay, so yeah, it's probably from all the pot i smoke as opposed to exchanging a variety of fluids with someone... but it's so much easier to not blame me! and what's with the hate theme? by the way, i LOVED your list of things people usually write about in diaryland. now i refer to it everytime i click submit to keep you on your toes :)
from kerbang :
don't listen to the philosopher. bad is cool. good is dumb.
from gabby-bella :
I find I can get away with lots of stuff because i'm from California. The power the phrases "Dude, I dunno"...or "Man, I forgot" are without a question the most powerfull phrases in the world.
from vomitingcod :
as the only moral philosopher that you know, I can authoritatively inform you that "bad" is indeed bad. "good", on the other hand, is good. Next?
from gumphood :
Bad isn't bad. Its diffrent. Diffrent can be bad. Diffrent can be good. It's just diffrent.
from orlandoninja :
Didnt you say something about no comaplaining entries? How soon we forget. P.S. I own you in baseball
from gumphood :
Dude, I saw your eyebrow. There are clearly two eyebrows. Two I tell you.
from movies4u :
hey if you want reviews on the hottest movies every week then check out my new site. Its called movies4u.diaryland.com and its the first place to look for movie reviews. Check it out, movies4u.diaryland.com x
from unclepumpkin :
You don't avoid those topics. You always talk about "I like a boy, does he like me?"
from gumphood :
rate philip
from gumphood :
I put that astroglide in his pocket like 3 weeks ago. You just found it now! I wonder if he went to a job interview with that! Prank Points for Gump!
from kitty-kaboom :
so much hate!
from gumphood :
feed key to thou wizard.
from concreteslip :
cinco de mayo in Malden? dang.. that's hip. and also, are you mad at me or just california itself --on the whole..? and i have been meaning to use this phrase on you: "girl, what's crack-a-lackin" ~that is all.
from gumphood :
she was sent home early because she is sick, and is confusing it with getting fired, unless its clear she's dating a co-worker which might be a fireable offense!
from kerbang :
what's that noise?
from gumphood :
nice one. nice one. I hope you feel better, and you are looking forward to coming back here.
from gunphood :
http://mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war.html
from gumphood :
I will discover the SB, but I can be bought. Don't forget the biggest benefit to moving downstairs. ... SNAKEs! I am not wirting notes anyore. Off to send you more emails1
from vomitingcod :
Sharon! We might be roommates. This is very interesting news. I hope you are excited. I know I am. I am not clean if left to my own devices, but my woman, Sara, has trained me well.
from concreteslip :
wait. you "blow"..?
from gumphood :
Richard Gere I guess isn't gay. I be he's bi thought. Also, I think with a good deal of exposed time Kerbang could become very good at Tetris.
from kerbang :
richard gere is NOT gay.
from gumphood :
Hey. We are having an office party for the Red Sox opening day here. It's pretty awesome. Like you. And me...and a puppy makes three.
from concreteslip :
i want raisins. i'm having some wannabe corn-nuts but i want raisins. also i am obedient. too obedient. dangerously obedient. or maybe just dangerously bloated. gah!
from kerbang :
no, the kerbang plug was just because my diary is superior to gumphood's.
from gumphood :
also the kerbang plug was just because he talked about you. and by you I mean how much he likes you. I love it. Bitch cakes.
from gumphood :
I am going to do that
from vomitingcod :
be careful about separating a man and his dog
from gumphood :
its too soon in the relationship for this to degenerate into bestiality.
from gumphood :
you are going to date a co-worker.
from gumphood :
I am about to give you money to go back to gold. Every day I leave a comment, everyday it tells me I can't. It's like John and his soup. I just keep forgetting!
from gumphood :
Hey. I guess my frustration was the following: I didn't think that there was a good reason for the breakdown in communication, and like I said before, I overreacted. And I humped your panda. And I think Sandy's comment is funny. I will tell you why later.
from dinguspie :
sharon, I know gump as well as anyone, so I have a word of advice. he is a really good guy, and he didn't mean to make you feel bad, or to imply that you aren't appreciated or liked. It's just that you managed (totally by mistake, it seems) to push his one button. I suggest that you two just talk face to face, calmly, about this. He is reasonable, and since it sounds like there was just a breakdown in communication, I am sure you'll be able to set everything straight.
from lobsterchick :
Dude, don't worry about it. Gump is such a woman about that shit, and all his readers would just as soon suck his dick as click on a link.
from akfolds :
aaaand of course, after i leave that long annoying note, i read it, to make sure i didn't leave any huge mistakes that make no sense..and allow me to correct myself, i meant to say -i am NOW done wasting your time-. damn...i shouldn't have said anything, i am just embrassing myself...oh wow
from akfolds :
I fear this is going to sound like I am stalking you, but I am not. HERE is my story: I started my own diaryland in Decemberish..but I've known about it for..ever..or near then. Anyway, one time, before I had my own diary, I noticed yours and I read it once or twice, because of your username. And, then I got my own name, and it was just today that I clicked on Memeber's Area to see that you were the last person to update yours. As soon as I saw your name at the top of your list, I thought of that one time that I read it, and thought, "hell, lets live it up on a friday night and read their latest just for a good time". But before I read it, I decided to check out your profile. And I noticed something that must've not caught my eye this summer when I looked at it. You have When Harry Met Sally as one of your favorite movies. And, of course, you love Ben Folds. *sigh* the end of the story goes like this: I run into your diary about 8 months after the first time I happened to see it, and now you have not only my favorite artist, but my favorite movie. I find that so terribly ironic that I felt the need to write you this long, gross, waste of note-space. But, you better believe I feel like a cooler person. -i am not done with your time-
from bluenadia6 :
Sharon, you are so naturally kick-ass and off-the hizzle, even without your NYU degrizzle. That shizzle right there only accentuates the fact that you are 100% pure whoopass-izzle. Fo' sho.
from soul-glimpse :
ahh! i can't tell you how much i relate to this entry. it's like i go to this school that some people consider ivy league and i look around going, "how the fuck did these morons get in here?" then with the writing thing... i think it's just to hard because it's close to your heart you know? you've invested your life in it and actually completing a script is putting yourself out there to be shot down (not that anyone would). it's a hard thing to do. anyway, have a good weekend.
from concreteslip :
awww.. such a moving entry. your most introspective yet.. or something. talk to me!.. hehh. i mean, dig these elipseses. bleh~
from dinguspie :
are you touchy about the freezer? (heh heh.)
from concreteslip :
isn't nunnery old english code for.. brothel?smoochie booches
from gumphood :
Goodbye Shinski. Have a nice time without the men. And when I return....we will rent SUPERNOVA!!!!!!! and you will show me drumline...cause now my intrest is peaked.
from soul-glimpse :
congrats on being trusted with evil dead ii, but trust me, you don't need to be scared. if you've seen the first one... you've seen the second one. a couple rough spots though (i hate the sound of chainsaws). good luck!
from redstarhelix :
dont see passion, i hear jesus dies in the end. what a downer.
from gumphood :
Hey Waits. Wait. I have a place for you to eat that you will like. It's Boston Market. Try it. It's good. It's pretty much a chicken place. There is one right near us.
from concreteslip :
i read your entry with the theme song to the Odd Couple playing in the background. you should try it. puts things in perspective. mhm. yup.
from gumphood :
Hey, SWG is extream video game playing. I mean that game is intense. And also you don't like us because we aren't single men, and you are pretty much just drawn to single men.
from soul-glimpse :
if you saw what a stupid-girly reaction i had when i saw you added my diary as a favorite, you may have had to reconsider doing so. thanks though; it really made my day :)
from bluenadia6 :
You are going to have to kill Gump. Kill him, I say. Kill him. The whole broom incident is nuts.
from kerbang :
listen, i could hear you gasping in fear in the other room while you were watching it. so don't pretend it isn't scary!
from candora :
This is a test. (beep) This is a test of the Emergency Valentine's Day System. (EVS) This test is to see if leaving notes around DLand will make this a wonderful day in spite of not particularly being with anyone romantically at the moment. (ummm) May the results be that all this love in my heart found some productive use. (smile) And maybe a giggle or few (what else can I do :)
from concreteslip :
for the longest time i kept reading miniCAKES instead of miniCOKES. i'm an ass. i kept thinking, "how does one drink a cake.." and then i cleaned my glasses. its morning here. well, sort of getting on to mid-morning. i had a late night. i wanted to update but i got screwed over. perhaps its my own damn fault. in fact, i know it is. in any case.. did i forget to say congratulations? well because i thought it. i just can't remember if i actually said it. i'm proud of you.. good job.. way to hang in and take chances and be patient and the best of luck to you. to quote from that one ben stiller movie that's out: "mazle, and good things".. (hey! it's lunch where you are!!)
from kitty-kaboom :
♥ ! LOVE ! ♥
from logielo :
I knew the Sims was disabling, but I never knew it could be that bad.
from gumphood :
Yes, You said it was the "last song he wrote" which I was contesting I beleive, but I am too lazy to look it up. I mean he's had a few albums. Still drunk? Nice. What do you really think that you will REALLY do for V-day. ...
from kelsi :
Dear anniewaits18, thank you for the kind note you left me like five years ago. Consuming porn is like one of the few things that boys are good at, so I say let them have it. And porn for girls sucks, it's all shoddily-written "romance" stories that are really dumb. But maybe that's because I haven't been able to find any other stuff. But that's because I'm not a boy and I CAN'T find any other stuff. Hmm.
from gumphood :
hey you should go back to the first entry I did today. I added a little gooide. goodie. there we goo. I mean go.
from joeparadox :
Hey. Rollingdoughnut is my boyfriend's blog. Good, huh?
from gumphood :
Oh your so mean...you're a anti-buddy. Anyway, I just wanted to note that "OMG" was basically because I was mega embarrased by "the best love story should be mine" because of several things. I will tell you this weekend, it's not bad. just funny.
from gabby-bella :
Take me off your buddy list, huh?? HUH?? I see how it is. *sniff sniff, tear*
from gumphood :
Girlfriends aren't a solution for lonileness. Thats the point. I can be with 1000 people but that feeling still can take over. I don't think most people actually understand what loneliness means.
from gumphood :
Rent today babies. (actually tomarrow, but I will be at work, so unless you want to wake up tomarrow morning before I go to work, go to an ATM, and then come back and give it to me...have that scratch tonight)
from gumphood :
Well put a crown on me cause I am the only one to NOT puke in Casa De Malden. That's right folks, Champion again. This includes tons of others as well, like Sam tossed, and Broken Face, and Kevins Girl, and all those other bitches who can't hold in the liquer. Gump ~smooth since 1979
from gumphood :
Yes it will be good, and wearing that Jersey wouldn't not just be cool, it would be awesome. I mean this. It would be amazing. People would totally embarace that shizzznit around here. I mean you totally have to. Anyway I am pumped for the lovely game and to play with uncle pumpkins controlers. (you can be on my team, cause I am digusting at those games)
from gumphood :
OMG. Thats so mean. We were rolling around on the floor too, but no need to make you leave. I only make yankees fans leave. They wouldn't talk to you if you were a yankees fan I am betting. Well, I talked to Vikram and it looks like the plan is that we are going to go to his place and then out and about in the city to a bar where we can be with like 50,000 other people. Now won't that be a great time! Plus the guys will outnumber the girls 30 to 1.
from la-haine :
i randomly found your diary. i was reading through your entries, when i realised i identified with you on a weird level -- i also make fun of stupid slanfg and use it so much it becomes part of my vocabulary. the words "selecta" & "bitchin'" spring to mind... i'm gonna add you as a favourite, if you don't mind...? :-) m xxx
from gumphood :
I figured it was something like that so I went with what sounded better. How's the depression going? Any better, or are you just sinking into a morass of negativity?
from gumphood :
Who DOESN'T read my diary. hehe. Anyway, I left a note after BT to rile her up.
from gumphood :
Good Luck today baby. Knock them dead...and then bring them back to life and tell them they owe you a job.
from gumphood :
geez...that second note BT left was EVEN meaner. The one this morning!!
from gumphood :
Hey there "the mean one" I do remember my dreams rather vividly. That note did have a point I liked it. I could tell it was going to be a late night for ya'll. You better enjoy them whilst you last. The count down is two weeks to the day when rent (part one) is due. The cash is due in 2 weeks and 5 days. Scary eh? HAHAHA. This is my foot. Where you guys just playing soul calaibre, or other things?
from killiansred :
ahh! i'm with you. whew, i feel validated again
from dinguspie :
dude...you rule
from gumphood :
Cheating on John again. I think that you will be in love with some of the new charecters that are going to be getting unlocked. I mean...assasin. Beserker. Sofatia, Sung Mina...the list goes on and on and on....(dork note)
from gumphood :
HI. The first two things I want to say is that your appearence and your style have nothing to do with how much people liked you here or whatever. That entry was more how I was dissppointed in myself for not making you more comfortable. You see, I know that when you are around Bang, someone you have much more comman ground with things are easier, and I put in such a bad performance the first night, that my re-impression to you must have been awful, and I came at it all wrong. I am really really thrilled to have you here and we had alot of fun last night and you have been nothing but spectacular since you got here. I am very happy you will be living with us. This is the tough part about more than one diary in a house; At least you know that I will never lie to you, and that I like you alot. I just wanted to make that clear. I am concerned with your feelings. Maybe we should have a real world one on one. ... ahahha
from concreteslip :
omigod that was you?! you're so tiny and pigtailed and aww so cute. also.. what's the deal with you and guys with glasses? scan more pics! yay! ok. that's enough pep for the day. <out>
from logielo :
You're right. No one calls it Target, not even in Alabama.
from lobsterchick :
Dude. This may be your best entry ever. Know how we talked about what exactly I mean when I say "LOL"? This time I was actually laughing out loud. For real.
from reviewgump :
So your review is up. That is...the one you did. You last entry was like an A+. It was great. I am gonna go read it again.
from datchery :
Why didn't you tell me it had Bruce Campbell in it?! That pretty much guarantees it will be a good movie. -D
from gumphood :
I am sure that you can go to New York all the time with Banger once you move here. Save the money. Don't give in to temptation. Don't do it.
from kerbang :
you know, i was going to answer "if my friend was really really hot", but i thought you might find that shallow. damn you for pre-empting my shallowness with your own.
from concreteslip :
wow. nice layout. this one has got a very diff'rent feel. easier to read. not sure about the sun-kissed couple image. but who am i to talk i'm thinking about changing mine to this 'clothed in sorrow's dark array' template. bleh. this is what goes in my head after intense fever and illness: 'dark' templates. I HOPE YOU ARE WELL!! oops. that wasn't yelling. honest. it was..the need for distinction in text form. (^_^)
from kerbang :
wow nice template. there's a dead milkmen song called "everybody's got nice stuff but me". that's how i feel about diaryland. except for datchery. my diary blows his out of the water. and i do remember what steve looks like. i remember when he did stand up on the last day of class.
from dinguspie :
I am a mega-noob
from gumphood :
thanks for mega notes you jackle
from dinguspie :
thank god you updated. i was about to go into shock. And! YOU HAD THE YANKEES' PAGER NUMBERS?! I would have sold my soul for that info. I had a friend who worked for a tabloid, and he interviewed a bunch of those fuckers, and he said they were all total assholes, especially Jeter. Fuckin' Jeter.
from dinguspie :
Sass-stress: update! I need my West Coast Chick Fix!
from dinguspie :
random love-giving
from dinguspie :
don't delete all your entries. I, for one, enjoy them. Keep yer chin up, sassy lady!
from dinguspie :
I like how the polo shirt and jeans is supposed to produce a Brad Pitt effect. I think the missing piece to that puzzle is, well, Brad Pitt.
from dinguspie :
Hey, sassy lady. I like your 50 things to do idea so much that I'm going to totally pilfer it without giving you so much as a thank you. Fucker! Hahhahahaahahah
from kerbang :
i feel you may now have one of the best profiles around. i like how our comments are quotes about you. i think i may do that. hah i am stealing your ideas! also, your friend is totally wrong in that last entry. there's like at least 5 or 6 other ways guys and girls can be friends, and 3 of them are not fake.
from wllybere :
heh... it completely cracks me up how every quote on your profile page is about YOU!! That's so awesome. I read your list, and we do sound an awful lot alike (which I'm not saying is necessarily a good thing!) How long did it take you to read The Order of the Phoenix? I think I started it on a Thursday afternoon, and was finished by Saturday. I'll stay up the entire night reading those!!
from dinguspie :
great entry, man. about the porn. I have this friend--gump and kerbang too--who went to the air force academy. he suffered through boot camp all summer, and he hadn't played with grandma even once all summer. So when he got home (he dropped out, as we expected) he was like...'hmm...hey...this is gonna be awesome!' Indeed, it was: he shot himself in the eye, just like your pal. Moral? You gotta take care of business with greater frequency.
from wllybere :
so YOU'RE the comment culprit. Well, I for one thought it was hysterical
from dinguspie :
hi. i like the fact that you changed yer format. Question: why the hell don't you like Kerbang? He seems to fit your description pretty well. Quiet, handsome (but not too handsome) (is that a complement or an insult? I think it is definitely a complement) kinda scruffy, funny, etc. I am probably stirring up shit I shouldn't, but...alas. It is a dingus' job.
from kerbang :
I am rolling my eyes as we speak. This makes it very hard to type. And we are not actually speaking. So this is both difficult and fallacious.
from kerbang :
do NOT give computer guy your diary address. that would be like me giving...uh...giving...fuck. i need a woman.
from gumphood :
Needless to say, I need to stop reading philsophy and get laid. ----Sam's life story...hehehe

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