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from eitsirk :
holyyyy it's 2016 and I am back on here again!! LOL
from the-moo :
Dude!!!! So just feeling nostalgic for older diaryland days and came creeping over here - I don't really blog much these days but I'm on facebook - you should find me there somehow or email me or just... Know I still think of you :) (diddy moo(withoutspaces) at gmail dot com) x
from the-moo :
Dude!!!! So just feeling nostalgic for older diaryland days and came creeping over here - I don't really blog much these days but I'm on facebook - you should find me there somehow or email me or just... Know I still think of you :) (diddy moo(withoutspaces) at gmail dot com) x
from stepfordtart :
My kids went to bed at 7/7.30 until they were about 10. Treacle is allowed 8.30 on a school night (she's almost 11) and Jooj can stay up til 10 unless I deem that she looks tired, then its 9.30. I also say 'you look tired, go to bed' when I am bored of talking to her as I am Meany-Mum. Working in a school, I see what 'not enough sleep' does to kids. They sure as hell shouldnt be having to glug down Red Bull on the way to school to 'get started' (genuine quote from an 11 YEAR OLD last week!). Hope job seeking works out soon. s x
from stepfordtart :
Just take his nappy off one day when you're having a nice relaxy day at home. The first time he pees down his leg and into his shoe you get to have a good laugh at the look on his face and then he'll use the potty! My kids only peed in their own shoes once. Poop's kinda different tho (especially if your house is carpetted!). I did also used to sometimes bribe them to sit on the potty by giving them a snack to eat (gross, but hey, whatever, kids eat boogers too!) and putting the potty in front of the TV with a cartoon on. Ive got a real nice photo of a naked (except for a Christmas cracker hat!) Jooj, on the potty, watching Teletubbies and eating an icecream cone. We are class in our family! s x
from stepfordtart :
Cool! What with the frowning, the clawed hand and the hunched back,all you need is the pointy hat and the broom and you'll be all ready for Halloween! Seriously tho, YAY for you! s x
from eitsirk :
oh really? same here. I used to use this site as a teen but deleted everything because i was worried about mom snooping into my lame little high school crush notes. now i live on my own so its just my snoopy boyfriend that reads them from time to time hehehehehee
from stepfordtart :
Hey girl! Nice to see your name come up in red (and in my comments box, too, natch). Glad to hear all seems to be going swimmingly - cant believe your boy got so big. 2??? How did that happen? Also weirdly encouraged to hear that YOUR meds have 'wtf side effects' too - mine cause birth defects and leukaemia! Oh joy! update again soon, y'hear! s x
from eitsirk :
nice diary lol
from stepfordtart :
Squeeee! My big girl is 14 on sunday. It passes too quick, girly, too quick. Enjoy every second! s x
from stepfordtart :
$500???? What the fuck are you taking? Unicorn Horn? s x
from morticon :
We miss you girl! Whe' you at? How's your baby? You haven't left us hanging have you? ;) Spill all the details! ♥
from stepfordtart :
Hey! Where you at? By my reckoning you should now have graduated and be 8 months pregnant. Really really hope all is well with you and yours. How 'bout a lil update? Huh? Pretty please? s x
from comfuzzled :
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from comfuzzled :
Congratulations! This is a notification to let you know you've been nominated in the category of "Best Diary: Diaryland" in the 2008 Comfuzzled Awards! The awards will be open to the public on July 29th and will run for two weeks before the votes are calculated. Good luck!
from beatle-nut :
hey sweet honey pie!! Missed reading about you!! of course, i can't talk because it's been like a year since my last proper entry. But new diary, new start. hurrah!! love you!! love to the baby too!
from beatle-nut :
hey sweet honey pie!! Missed reading about you!! of course, i can't talk because it's been like a year since my last proper entry. But new diary, new start. hurrah!! love you!! love to the baby too!
from beatle-nut :
hey sweet honey pie!! Missed reading about you!! of course, i can't talk because it's been like a year since my last proper entry. But new diary, new start. hurrah!! love you!! love to the baby too!
from beatle-nut :
hey sweet honey pie!! Missed reading about you!! of course, i can't talk because it's been like a year since my last proper entry. But new diary, new start. hurrah!! love you!! love to the baby too!
from beatle-nut :
hey sweet honey pie!! Missed reading about you!! of course, i can't talk because it's been like a year since my last proper entry. But new diary, new start. hurrah!! love you!! love to the baby too!
from beatle-nut :
hey sweet honey pie!! Missed reading about you!! of course, i can't talk because it's been like a year since my last proper entry. But new diary, new start. hurrah!! love you!! love to the baby too!
from crazychookie :
OH MY GOD!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS SWEETIE!!!! I was just scrolling through people's myspace status updates and your thingy had something to do with mummy (or 'mommy') and i was like WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!! I'm SOOOOOO hapy for you!!! OMG! imagine me doing a little dance around the house i work at... and that's what i'm doing!! loooooooooooooooooove!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
from crazychookie :
Oh lordy!! We've been aware of each other for over two years!! Man that's been ages!!! I remember the first entries you made about Mr B!! And i swear it doesn't seem like a eyar since i was running around the house going ZOOT GOT MARRIED!!!!! lol!! *sigh* sunrise, sunset... lol! Time freakin flies. Love you!!!
from comfuzzled :
Hi there! This is just a friendly reminder letting you know that you've been nominated for Greatest Documented Life at the Second Annual Comfuzzled Awards hosted by Morticon's Cave! The voting will take place on July 29th. Until then we encourage you to let your friends know to vote for you! Visit our homepage to pick up a banner for your site!
from crazychookie :
Ooooh fosterparenting!! How exciting!! Oh, and i saw Andy's drivers license the other day - he looks, and actually IS, stoned off his head :P love!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
from in19seconds :
Okay. I've moved. I'm now at http://in19seconds.diaryland.com :)
from crazychookie :
Hmmm... My guess is something to do with... the spanking ;P yes, yes i got that bit hahaha! so not fair - you get awesome make-up sex and i get nothing!!! *sigh* lol! love you anyway! and enjoy it! :P
from crazychookie :
Yes, yes you did miss something! If you'd READ (hehe) my last babyworms entry you would know that i've been crazychookie for a while now :P But that's ok. You can now catch up on the happenings of my life at crazychookie hehehe! Love youuuuuuuuu!!!
from mi-ch-el-le :
hee, hee, it's nice to know someone else is a huge fan of monty python! oh yeah, awesome diary too. mine is just plain purple but pretty purple =D
from baby-worms :
MERRY CHRISTMAS MY LOVE!! and that photo is hot!!
from iamafatgirl :
Thanks for telling Smed that I need the cd!!!
from stepfordtart :
Cant drive a stick shift?! Then he cant drive. Period. Autos are for old ladies. When did you ever see an action movie where the hero jumps in the getaway car and 'pops it into Drive'? Gah! s x PS The Mondeoshitmachine was an auto, the new ScarletHarlot is a stick stift. Can I rest my case?
from stepfordtart :
Aww, get over yerself - Im 40 and I still get em (just now they're buried amongst all my wrinkles!) Congrats on the new job tho, matey! Good for you! s x
from hcatty :
And because I actually took a week looking for some way to email this (because does that @diaryland.com one even work?) before I thought of THIS: http://www.hallmark.com/ECardWeb/ECV.jsp?a=3943172100026M144945857Y&product_id=
from hcatty :
Happy Birthday! http://www.hallmark.com/ECardWeb/ECV.jsp?a=3791552104026M144945641Y&product_id=
from stepfordtart :
Happy Happy Birthday! Do you know 'Love of My Life'? its the toppest of all top Queen tracks (also like Dont Stop Me Now). Im glad you dont approve of the immature marriage thing. Im sure there's lots of people out there who dont understand that its supposed to be, like, ForEVER. And that's the bit that takes some real work and maturity. Anyway, what do I know. s x PS Ugly's better than smelly - people will still want to know you if you're ugly but a good person. But stinky? No-one's gonna get close enough to find out if you're worth spending time with.
from warcrygirl :
Happy Birthday chicky!
from stepfordtart :
LOVELY pics, dear! s x (your comments has gone back to hating me. I think it was just a fluke that one time when it let me in. Bah.)
from warcrygirl :
Just beautiful!! Where were you married again?
from warcrygirl :
I hate people who won't take no for an answer. If it were me I'd have taken the cat straight to the shelter. Good luck on your job hunt!
from stepfordtart :
fucking hell, your comments just locked me out again! aaargh! s x
from warcrygirl :
You look just beautiful! Congrats to you both again! And yeah, I'm with you on that tatt. I don't have one yet but I'm not against getting one. Can't wait to see yours.
from stepfordtart :
Gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous. Auntie Stepfie's gone all misty eyed! *sniff*. s x(PS The flowers look LOVELY!)
from stepfordtart :
heeee! you sound so...JOYFULL! its FAB. Cant wait to see the pics. My wedding day was windy too, my dad had to hold the back of my veil down for me in the wedding car so i didnt take off! heeee. more info please! s x
from stepfordtart :
Awww, gazillions of congratulations to you two! Glad you liked the CD, the "proper" present may take a couple of weeks but then, it'll arrive when you least expect it! s x
from warcrygirl :
WOOOO!!!! Congrats you two!
from baby-worms :
ZOOT IS MARRIED!!!! Congratulations lovely!! Hope you had the best and most amAZING day of your life and everything went according to plan! AND hope your honeymoon goes OFF! lol! *winkwink* looooooove you!! xxxxxxxxxxxx
from morticon :
ZOOT! OH MAH GOSH! YOUR WEDDING IS SOON! OR I THINK IT WAS LIKE, TODAY! HAPPY WEDDING ZOOT! http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2929/zootmrbwr1.gif
from stepfordtart :
at least you HAVE an HR dept! I sent you something today - should be with you in a few days time. s x
from warcrygirl :
Good for you on calling HR. The lying cocksuckers. Don't worry, karma always comes calling.
from stepfordtart :
Searched for a wedding present today -looking for something tasteless, vile and typically British but couldnt find anything horrid enough to provoke hoots of derision. Might end up sending you a "proper" present at this rate! I too, am less than enamoured with mysp@ce, particularly as I keep geting invites from scantily clad slappers inviting me to join "groups". *shudder*. s x PS Oh puhlease do the Fuckyouall thing. it will give me courage to do the same!
from stepfordtart :
Actually, you sound remarkably serene for someone getting married in 18 days. You really should freak out a bit more til you're totally hysterical. Thats what brides Doooo. s x PS Thank you for the butt-based enquiries. All seems pretty much OK (which I kind of knew anyway).
from warcrygirl :
I don't really view Mormonism as a religion anyway; I mean, they're all secretive like a cult and they got their divine revelation from a salamander. Need I say more? Also: that medical study is misleading; anyone runs a risk of death with ANY major surgery. I do agree that you shouldn't have one for no good reason. I've had two and I'm not dead! I think...
from stepfordtart :
my hairstylist always makes me look like Gloria Hunniford (aww, google her, thats what its THERE for!) so I guess its a good thing that I can never quite replicate her expertise! Looking forward to the pics! s x
from stepfordtart :
My shoes was the first thing i bought! maybe thats a good omen for you as Im not *exactly* still...ummm....married any more! Anyways, i thought you were getting married on the beach? there's gazillions of pairs of gorgeously gorgeous sequinning flippyfloppy sandal type things around and they'll ALL BE ON SALE! Spend five bucks and paint your toenails glittery. Job done! s x
from baby-worms :
Actually, of the 5 quizzes of "which beatle are you?" i am, in fact, 1/5 Paul and 1/5 Ringo, along with the 3/5 John lol!!
from iamafatgirl :
Hey, no, I never paid them any money, I contacted the postal service about it and they said it was a scam, that they had gotten several calls about it. This was a $107.00 thing though. It's worth a shot, and if you get a job there, let me know and get me a job! I hate working in this damn call center. Just so you know.
from warcrygirl :
Dude, get you a Kirby instead. They suck better than Paris Hilton and only cost $1,500.
from stepfordtart :
At the very LEAST I'll send a card! Please provide postal secretudes! s x
from stepfordtart :
transatlantic dumbass question #496. If you have a bridal shower and people bring you stuff, do they still show up at your wedding and bring you more stuff or is it for people who dont come to the wedding or do you wait to see what quality of stff you get before you decide what you're going to serve at the reception (crummy gifts = limp bridge rolls and anemic-looking chicken drumsticks, cool gifts = lobster, filet mignon and strawberries in december)? Oh, do tell! s x
from pinkbowshoe :
have i told you lately that I LOVE YOU!!! you're the best :)
from warcrygirl :
I hate it when bosses treat you like a drooling moron. Hope you find a total kick ass job!
from baby-worms :
The ending was too cliched. I wasn't entirely happy with the ending either, and i had an alternate ending in mind, so it was easy enough to fix it up. I will put the new version in when i finish. xxxxxx
from baby-worms :
yah tis muchly me. I am so tired right now. I am fixing my story... my teacher hated the ending. So i'm fixing it. Go back an entry and you'll see the story in it's previous state. xxxxx
from stepfordtart :
Cant see much wrong with that but will get BFs professional opinion when he gets in from the pub! s x
from warcrygirl :
B has a good voice!!
from pinkbowshoe :
ahh! i just love you. That was a good analogy. Almost made me cry! I in no way want KS to not see his daughter. I think that's terrible. if anything, i encourage him to see her more. I just hate when that happens b/c it shifts me and my time. But, i know that (being a child w/out a dad) how important it is. I just haven't found peace in it so far. thanks for you words! :) you're my favorite! much love zootie :)))
from stepfordtart :
Aha! I know the stuff! I think you can get it here too. I think it would make a most excellent hangover cure in a "carb me or kill me" way, with lots of splendid crustry white bread, or maybe in a sponge cake. *drools* Garglllegarrr, mmmmm, spuuuuunjjjje cayyyyyyk. Thanks awfully for the info. s x
from warcrygirl :
Congrats! I tried to vote, I really did.
from stepfordtart :
Yay for you and your awardyness! s x PS WTF is "fluff" and why does it go so well with peanut butter?
from stepfordtart :
Yay for you! How come I havent had an interview for something yet? My job sucks just as much as yours! huh? Huh? s x
from stepfordtart :
To Mr B: Dude, Bf has been a pro musician for, like, a gazillion years. He did a 600 seat theatre back a couple of months ago and started a song wrong because he didnt have his capo on. It happens. You did the professional thing if you stopped and then just did it properly. Stick with it. Love Stepfordtart-the-Musicians-Ho. x
from warcrygirl :
I'd have voted for you but his pages takes forevah to load. Plus I didn't see a poll. I'll check back though!
from stepfordtart :
"afflicated"? WTF? Afflicted! AFF-LICK-TEDD, you dumbass. *slaps self upside the head*. s x
from stepfordtart :
Sorry to hear you're feeling bad, Zoot. Similarly afflicated (ulcerative colitis) myself so I know how it can sneak up. hope you're feeling better soon. much love. s x
from morticon :
Best Diary COMEDY rather, sorry :)
from morticon :
Hi, this is Morticon of Morticonís Cave, here to tell you that you have been chosen as a nominee as part of the First Annual Comfuzzled Awards. You are competing against 1 other person. The category of your nomination is : Best Diary, Literacy . The categories will be placed up on Saturday the 29th and held here: http://morticon.diaryland.com/1ACA.html . In the meantime, you are invited to tell your friends about this award gathering so that they can vote for you. Nominees with the most votes will win the category. Information is available here: http://morticon.diaryland.com/1ACAinfo.html . Good luck!
from stepfordtart :
Your comments section sucks zootiegirl and well you know it! I am very glad you are also doing the "my job sucks, Im gonna eat stuff" diet. I had a custard tart for breakfast, then a pack of marmite crisps and it was all downhill from there. Scoffed myself stupid all day and have just had two pitta breads filled with beef madras curry for supper. Oink Oink! s x
from stepfordtart :
My job sucks more than your job. So there! And anyway, God's just jerking you around, he does that sometimes just to show you who's boss. Deep breaths, deep breaths. s x
from warcrygirl :
It's that supid Southern lady code: they're so busy being polite to your face that they don't give a shit about you behind your back. If you don't want to come to my party just fucking SAY so. I hate people who refuse to communicate, especially when I'M the one who suffers.
from pinkbowshoe :
I know, I'll be one of those moms, and i'll be the one w/ the running carriage. Ever seen those contraptions...I'm so gonna have one. Its got big wheels so you can run w/ your toddler/infant in it. I mean, i'll find ways to exercise w/ my children. But, w/ this 5 year old, I haven't gotten through the stages of infant, toddler, kid..i'm just BAM kid..from nothing. Its such a change for me to go from all free time, to ok make arrangements for this. I duno, just been thinking alot zootie. Thanks for the comment tho :)
from stepfordtart :
Hey Girl! That sure is a sucky week. Wish I could htink of something constructive and uplifting to say...but I cant. Hang in there. s x
from warcrygirl :
I'm having a bit of drama in my life too, I'll blog about it as soon as the dust settles. I know it sucks balls what DSS is doing but sometimes you just have to let go. Hugs and Kisses, Leaky.
from baby-worms :
I was thinking of getting a credit card when i travel next year, and destroying it when i get home. xxx
from baby-worms :
i don't want it to get worse!! *cries* xxxxxxx
from warcrygirl :
Hubby doesn't have more clothes that I do but he still has outfits from his senior year in high school. Shit he will never EVER fit into again but because it's still 'wearable' he won't get rid of any of it. Stingy fat bastard.
from baby-worms :
Hehe... nearly a month lol!! and it's been a busy month, mind you!! lol!! xxx
from warcrygirl :
Wow, I've been neglecting my commenting duties, haven't I? The Queen sounds like the 6 year old I keep. Whenever you ask/tell her to do something she just looks at you like you're speaking Chinese. The sucking on two fingers routine just completes the doe-eyed "are you talking to meeeeee?" look she gives me. She should be damn glad she isn't my child.
from baby-worms :
Hahaha!! We've made up contracts so that Andrew, Christine and Phil aren't party poopers who mope and don't have fun... me and Anna are organizing games like SpinTheBottle and SuckAndBlow etc etc =P and the contracts say that people have to play!! woo!! ... and i just posted this in MINE again!! ARRRRRRGH!! haaha!
from baby-worms :
Bed??? at 10pm??? AS IF!! Hahaha we're having a get-together at christine's place on thursday night... should be rad... in the shack about 2km from the house... she has a farm... it's going to be GREAT!! WOOO!! hahaha xxx
from baby-worms :
YES i noticed that, also noticed reference to Mr B as Brandon =P someone maybe didn't get a lot of sleep last night?? BAHAHA!! But you said that nothing happened when you got home... what were you doing, playing monopoly?? hahaha!! I'm on myspace now!! bahaha!! xxxxxxxx ... and i just left this comment to myself by accident... who ELSE didn't get much sleep?? hehehe!! *angel*
from baby-worms :
Yes yes, he APPARENTLY is an adult!! BAHAHA!! ... Hmm... i wouldn't want to marry a rat thank you =S and *panics* WHERE"S MY FANDOM FACT ABOUT ZOOT!?!? *cries* xxxxxxxxxxxx
from baby-worms :
IT WAS SOOOO GOOD!! xxx
from stepfordtart :
I do that cuticle thing too. Its gross. Stop right now. The only time ive ever been able to stop was right before my wedding, cos I didnt want my husband standing up in church and putting a ring on a skanky, chewed-up, picked-about finger. hint hint. s x
from pinkbowshoe :
HAHAHA. You would make fun of me? lmao. I'd make fun of me!! I know what you mean though, it's the love and the person not the ring or the money that lives happily ever after. My wedding (and yours, too) will be gorgeous, and there will be lots of love (jsut like our rings) instead of lots of money..which, when everyone looks back on-will be worth more than any big fat expensive ring or wedding will. ;) yay!! I <3 zootie tootie haha. ((huggs))
from baby-worms :
*sigh* Yes, aren't we all? Lovelovelove hang in there... one day i shall jump a plane and we shall both attack all your work mates with splades!! How does that sound? =P xxxxxxxxxx
from stepfordtart :
Hey Zoot. How's the job goin'? s x *snigger*
from baby-worms :
*dies* i KNOWWWWW and he put the emphasises on THOSE lines and i think he actually LOOKED at me in one of them!! (Possibly because i was RIGHT in front of him, but hey...), haha he wants me BAAAAAD!! lol!! xxx
from baby-worms :
Unfortunately, there are only those three videos... all yummy scrummy 11 seconds of them hahaha that took me about an HOUR AND A HALF to upload!!! *rantrantrant* haha... i wish i had OTHER videos to post for you... *wink wink* but you know... i dont... *sigh* haha!! xxxxxxxxx
from baby-worms :
hehehe!! By the way, i do believe you know the one who goes by the name "John" =P hehe!! Leave me a comment if you get a chance!! lovelovelove xxxxxxxxxxx
from w0nton :
The Wonton Empire welcomes you, O Zoot.
from warcrygirl :
Remind your grandma that this is YOUR wedding and what you say goes. Stand your ground, girlie! My dad didn't even know I was married until months after the fact and only because he saw a wedding picture of me at his father's house. Oh well!
from baby-worms :
oh i KNOW!!!! Oooh, here's an idea, MOVE TO AUSTRALIA!!! lol!! it's warmer here than USA!! OR!! We could BOTH move to england so we are all in the one place, you me and moo!! xxx
from baby-worms :
Lol you're almost as much of a Dork as me!!!! I should be getting 200-and-something more pix from El tomorrow, so YAY and i will put more up how EXCITING!! lol!! xxxxxxxx
from baby-worms :
Why sorry? I'm confused... Damn i wish i could concentrate... all my energy is focussed on not becoming a puddle!!! lol!! xxx
from baby-worms :
Hahahahaha!! Asshat!! hahahahaha!!! love it!! xxxxxxxxxxxxx
from baby-worms :
Hehehe... Boobs are highly overrated anyway... I once heard someone say that anything over a handful is too much =P Hope that helps hahaha!! Or maybe i just felt like saying it... lovelovelovelove xxxxxxxx
from baby-worms :
*shocked* lol GO ZOOT!! KILL! KILL! Go for the JUGULAR!! *cheers and makes wooping noises* You show that Fucktard who's boss!! ... or who should be boss... Yah! haha i know what you mean though... there are some days that there is NO OTHER WORD to describe what you're trying to say!! lovelovelove!! xxxxxxxx
from stepfordtart :
Gah! Still cant get to see your special secret comments, so Ive ambled over here to applaud the use of the word Fucktard. S x
from baby-worms :
Hahaha you are sooooooo funny!!!! xxxx i lovelovelovelove you and i'm glad it's getting better... that puts MY mind at ease ever so slightly lol!! xxxxxxxxxx
from baby-worms :
Actually, i remember everything that happened on Saturday night, and i didn't even have a hangover on sunday morning... but i certainly had a few disagreements with some doorframes hahaha!! Also, in regards to the entry i just posted, check out the photo comments too. You'll understand when you read it! ahha!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (And yes, she was referring to you lol!)
from baby-worms :
hahaha!! you are so cute!! Lol, i'd pop the pimples on their back anyway... i LOOOOOOOOVE squeezing zits!! I had one the other day that was one of those ones that just explodes EVERYWHERE!!! and not only did it explode, it exploded THREE TIMES!!! I was so excited, i nearly wrote a whole diary entry about it!! hehe!! ok, that was soooo too much information lol!! IIIIIIIIICK hairy feet... i don't think i would be able to rub hairy feet... ahhaha!!! ok i'm just going nutso now. I am once again, alone at nats, kiling time. And eating chocolate... oooh, i've got another one for your list, "You let him have the last piece of chocolate, even though you REALLY wanna eat it." haha!! ok actually going now. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
from baby-worms :
yeah what Moo says. And it would have to be a weekend so i could be online in the mroning. i KNOW how FUNNY is it! hahaha!! xxxxxxxx
from the-moo :
well if I stay up until like REALLY late say it will be morning where she is and tea time where you are!!! and THAT is probably the only combination that works!! haha *huuugS* xxx
from baby-worms :
It's there now! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
from baby-worms :
Hey dude, do you mind if i put all last night's comments together from all our pages and post them as an entry, i swear it was one of the funniest things EVER!! haha!! lovelovelove!
from stepfordtart :
How come I can NEVER NEVER get comments to show up on your entries and I have to leave my pithy comments here where nobody gets to see em! Every time I click on comments nothing happens. Freaky! Ah well. Believe me, now youve done the virginity thing, meeting the inlaws will be a breeze! s x
from warcrygirl :
Okay chicky, speaking of a bad ass attitude your button went out in yesterday's mail. Enjoy!
from baby-worms :
hahahahahaa!!! How funny must this conversation be for other people hahaha!!! such as, of course, Moo! hahaha, i'm nearly dying i'm laughing so hard. And of course, no pun intended! hahaha!!
from the-moo :
ILOVEYOU xxx
from the-moo :
aaaaaaaaaahahahahaha I'm sorry I was just in babyworms notes having a browse all innocent and then I see you there bragging about your tight hole and I spat my water everywhere (gosh that sounded rude too) something is WRONG with my brain I am waaaay too amused by the whole conversation you two were having as if it was the most natural thing in the world... men all over diaryland are now hunting you out eagerly while I am left pondering my notsotightanymore welly top HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH I'm sorry it isn't at all like a welly top I just am highly amused ILOVEYOU xxx
from baby-worms :
Haha thanks for that educational "how to insert a tampon" talk! haha! lol! thanks though... Hey you didn't answer my other question! Was there any point that you just thought "i don't wanna do this anymore!"? xxx
from baby-worms :
haha brace for impact. that makes it sound terrible haha!! was there any point where you just thought "i changed my mind! i don't wanna!!"? Haha, use bigger ones? to do that would mean i'd have to use them at all... i avoid them, due to not knowing where to *ahem* put them... hahahahaha!! See? i have NO IDEA!!! lol!! xxxxxx
from baby-worms :
Hey i wrote you a really long note, but it kinda got really personal, so i have put it in my diary lol!! Go find it!! xxx then feel free to just reply in notes... only you, moo and Ricklets see my notes anyway lol!! xxxxxx
from baby-worms :
10 POINTS TO ME FOR BEING RIGHT!! haha! Nah you done good. I know exactly what you mean though, as much as you wanna save it for the wedding night you don't want it to hurt... haha... So... how was it =P hahahahaha. Oh, and our massive Media plan only took about 30 mins to make up!! Then i wrote the magazine article laterer. But anyway, back to you. I hope you know that now, more than ever, if Mr B hurts you i'm going to rob a bank and fly over there to KICK HIS ASS!! Really REALLY hard!! As in, so freakin hard he will be able to taste my shoe coming out of his mouth! I'll even borrow Tom's steel-capped shoes. But yes, i do see where you're coming from, and i have actually thought along those lines myself from time to time... Well, i'm now hogging note room, but yes, Mr B can consider himself WARNED!! lovelovelove xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
from stepfordtart :
Just doing a bit of catching up - boy! everyone's been so busy while Ive been awy! Just wanted to say I feel really kind of proud of you - waiting til everything was "right" and so on. If more people did that maybe there'd be a few less fucked-up people in the world. Yay and a Big Up for you, dear Zoot and thank you so much for the messages of support. s x
from warcrygirl :
Congrats, you've won the button! Email me your addy and I'll get it out to you pronto.
from baby-worms :
Omg, you CAN"T leave it at that!! More hints at least!! arrrrrrrgh now my imagination will be going crazy alllllllll day wondering what you did!! haha!! put me out of my misery? lol! xxxxxxxxxx (Btw, i have a few... ideas... :P)
from morticon :
You've been tagged...read my diary for info!
from baby-worms :
Hehe, me and B and Cait have decided that the three of us are going to go and marry him next... all at once!! hehe!! we are very caring and sharing... now i must finish my essay and go and try and get the remainders of the itchies out, coz some hung on EXTRA TIGHT last night *cries*
from warcrygirl :
Okay girl, the next snarky button poll is up. Good luck!
from stepfordtart :
Re: the flowers - you're very welcome, we do some fab designs which Im sure your florist could copy. Re; Musicians - dont let him take up so much as a penny whistle, he'll end up like BF and, God forbid, you'll end up like me! s x
from stepfordtart :
I guess that's where BF is going wrong then - hes not in a zombie boy-band! And just for the record, ALL musicians like to "share the girl" when they get the chance, although, they do usually just eat pizza after, rather than munch on the chick herself! s x
from smedindy :
Reva has a MySpace?
from baby-worms :
Hahaha!! Yeah boys are strange... speaking of strange boys, Jboy is back in the country today... that should be interesting. Its amazing the things you learn about people in a 101!! Yeah, oh you should be in our Biology class... all we talk about is sex haha!! and not as part of the lesson!! the teacher knows WAAAAAY too much about everyone's sex life haha!! YAY i like being like you!! xxxxxxx
from stepfordtart :
the first dress is nicest - if you want some inspiration for flowers, please email me - I work in the industry and could email you some designs you might not have thought of! You can get me at stepfordtartATdiarylandDOTcom. Im also on Myspace(and so is BF). s x
from baby-worms :
*cries* I HAVE MYSPACE!!! Your cat is even in my top 3!! and yet you forget me... *sigh...* lol! But i still love you muchly!! And i vote the second dress!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
from warcrygirl :
I like the first dress better as ruffles make me twitch, and not in a good way.
from baby-worms :
Haha he's a twig!! and a nutter to boot!! It's crazy though... i have known him 10 years and never knew... and it's not like he's shy about it or anything... I never pieced together the fact that he and his sis and their parents look nothing alike... it has made me look at Dave a completely different way... like, not as if he's any differnt than he was before just because of it... but do you know what i mean?
from baby-worms :
IS HE?? Woah! Yeah Dave's parents have never made it a secret from him. He and his sis have known ever since they were old enough to understand what it meant. I have great respect for them in that respect. and they are lovely people. How lucky is he, to be adopted into a family who own a bakery!! mmm, pie...
from baby-worms :
ohhhhhhh i heart photos!! and that second dress!!! and YOU!!!! xxxxxxx
from iamafatgirl :
*pouts* I want to be on your sidebar too. :(
from iamafatgirl :
I'm sorry Zoot! I didn't mean to make you almost cry!!! I just had to vent...Jeff's always like, "I never get to see my friends..." *whine, whine, whine, whine, WHINE* I just want to be like, "YOU'RE 24 YEARS OLD! GROW UP!!!!" Then I feel like he only spends time with me because he feels like he has to, not because he wants to. *sigh* Why can't I just go and move close to you and find a new somebody? Oh, that's right. I have bills coming out of my butt. However, my finals are over, and this is good news. Much love.
from baby-worms :
Yeah there's nothing wrong with my obsession! it rocks my socks!! lol, so do my moving thingies on my layout lol!! xxx
from warcrygirl :
YAY for Friday!!!!!
from pinkbowshoe :
thanks :) I know the office politics are everywhere..sheesh, they're right here @ my current job (i work for a family owned & operated dealership) yay! heh. So I see the stuff first hand day in and out..but yet it is frustratin. and...i love my smarty pants light bulb moments--i gotta get excited when the few and far between times they come!! :) HOpe youre having a great day ((hugs))
from baby-worms :
Yeah... B's teacher and class like don't know ANYTHING about the Beatles... including who the hell they are lol!! stupid people! lol i tried to value my Beatles collection the other day... it's at least about $800 worth of stuff! eep! lol!
from baby-worms :
B doesn't think it looks anything like them!! grrr... Argh i can't work out how to get photos onto my ipod!! *cries*
from baby-worms :
YES!! George and John!! THANK YOU!! haha! oh i can't WAIT to tell B that theres another ONE FOR ME! lol!! Ooooh wedding dresses how EXCITING!! xxx
from pinkbowshoe :
Youre so sweet. Thank you. And yes, i know there are obviously other plans in this life for me. And it's a blessing in disguise (im sure) just...what is it? I haven't figured it out yet. but thanks for the support! :) Its like an internet hug haha. have a good weekend zootie
from warcrygirl :
YAY!!! Good for you and good for The Queen. And I'm sorry I haven't commented much lately; I've just been in a mood, ya know? YAAAAYYY!!!!
from pinkbowshoe :
i say the same thing! I told her I was like "I'm right here, always have been...what's so wrong w/ me you can't talk to me?" and she just tells me its b/c she's jealous and too competative w/ me and that it doesn't allow her to get close to me. ugh...it's so frustrating!
from pinkbowshoe :
oh, and I added you on my space. I stole your address off jess's notes. hope to see ya there! M
from pinkbowshoe :
Thank you so much. I appreciate all the hugs, and I can feel them even from all the way up here! thanks zoot :)
from hcatty :
But it wasn't a sad poem! I re-read it, and y'all are right. It sounds sad lol but wasn't intended to be. Just... nostalgic. Sort of.
from baby-worms :
Awwww!! Thanks sweetiepie!! GUESS WHAT!! The woman who works at the gym i go to SAW the Beatles LIVE... BEFORE they were famous!! they had just released Love Me Do!! I am so jealous!! xxxxx
from pinkbowshoe :
yay! thanks girl. We went down the beach this weekend and I thought of you, and your wedding as we were looking around. sounds like you have a mess w/ those kids though. Best of luck w/ that! :)
from baby-worms :
I won!! i WON!!!!! *dances* of COURSE i'll post a pic of me wearing it!! AND there's another one that finishes tonihgt (ooh in about 12 hours) and i'll be bidding on that one TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WOOT!! *excitement*!! xxxxxxxxxxxxx
from baby-worms :
I am bidding on a Beatles top on eBay!! how exciting!! Oooh, i'm winning!!
from morticon :
AHHHH FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY! I love this one, hilarious : http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~dhsu/for_you/Comics/pearls_before_swine-games.png and if you go here: http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~dhsu/for_you/Comics/ there are a ton more really funny ones!
from the-moo :
I love you lots and lots I would have saved you the bother and filled out the survey on your behalf but I gave you back your arm!! hehe anyway.. THANK YOU SO MUCH for filling it out! REALLY cheered up my day tons and tons and lots and stuff!! what time will you be arriving here for your cup of tea!! I'll shot the kettle on!! xxx
from the-moo :
*reluctantly hands back arm* sorry I just... I liked it!! it's a nice arm! xxx
from warcrygirl :
Ten minutes my ass...if Hubby told me to shut up I'd go to the Evil Empire by myself, but not before I yanked the fucking Gamebox out of the fucking t.v. Cuz I'm evil, too.
from smedindy :
Sent an email as well...pffft!
from pinkbowshoe :
I had KS kill it. With my field hockey stick, I might add!! haha. It split and was still alive. He said it gave up a good fight. EEEk!
from pinkbowshoe :
well, hey look at it this way, you couldn't afford it, so it was meant for some reason that you didn't get the car. Cause if you had, you'd probl be strapped fo $. someone was looking out for ya. And that's a great thing. You'll get a car when the time's right. :) Much love.
from warcrygirl :
Okay woman, send me your addy and I'll get your button in the mail. Congrats!!!
from juliepoo15 :
Hey you! I was checking out the results of the button contest. Holy shit! So I just HAD to start reading you and I must say that yes, your diary does kick some ass! You are now added to my list o' reads. Um...coudja check out my lil' 'ol blog, too? It's Seacreature15.blogspot.com. Thank you and have a goodun'.
from hcatty :
I left the link about the cystness in your comments lol but forgot to say it's numero three on the list. Endometrioma. Fun fun. Anywhoo... How'd things go with Mr B?!?
from pinkbowshoe :
thank you. I agree. Bros before ho's. haha. Just kidding!! that was funny in my head though. much love to ya girl, thanks :)
from pinkbowshoe :
I understand with her, and I wouldn't wanna go either, but it's not right for her giving me a hard time and a guilt trip over it. I asked him first, and yeah it is something her and I did before, but that it-we've already done it. KS hasn't been. She doesn't care though, it's just poor ol her w/out a man to bring along. I sounded b*tchy there, but I hate the guilt trips. I don't know what I should do. Should I tell KS nevermind and him and I can go to a diff. concert?? Or just stay w/ him and I going?
from morticon :
oh, how fun! I love buttons, I oughta enter something like that sometime...I wish you the super bestest of luck on the button and I'm post a notice on my diary!
from baby-worms :
Woot for Zoot!! haha that works! You are winninggg!! yay!! lol! (i voted for you!)
from pinkbowshoe :
that is a fabulous idea! I will post them tonight! :) thanks zootie tootie
from baby-worms :
i know!! meeeeee tooooooooo!! he's my little Tom!!! yay!! (who is about 6 foot 3... lol!) I am so tired... i have been sitting here for about an hour and a half trying to write a 300 word introductory paragraph on Equus, and i have not managed to write even a single word!! *sigh* i'll have to talk to my teacher tomorrow... and i'm going to bed now!! Muchos lovedness!! xxxxxxxxx
from baby-worms :
Haha i don't wear red very often! I am just sooooo happy i am friends with Tom again! yayyyyyyyyy!! *dances lotsly*
from baby-worms :
Woah that was like, speedy gonzales reading and replying!! well done you!! haha!! I am so looking forward to formal!! i'm going to wear red and have my dress made and get the florist next to my work to make a floral circlet for my head!! i'm gonna look soooooooo purdy!! lol! yay!! xxxxxxx
from iamafatgirl :
He cheated on me when we first got together...let's just say he didn't go all the way with her, but there was oral sex, and he was on the recieving end. He continues to be friends with this girl and take her places with him---but other friends are always there and nothing happens, but now I feel like our whole relationship is nothing more than a lie. So, yeah, if you guessed that, you guessed right. The thing is, he's been cheated on before, so why would he do that to me?
from pinkbowshoe :
thanks for the support! I know, I know, but going to church helps me focus more on my thoughts and prayers as opposed to saying them while driving, or distracted, ya know? anyhoos Yeah I tell myself to just trust a lot, but it's so hard. and i know KS has nohting to do w/ anyone from my past, but I can't help but have that little voice in the back of me saying things. I shut her up and move on but some days she's just dirty! I can't get her to shut off! But, thanks. WIth your help, I can conquer her! haha.
from baby-worms :
Aww, i WOuld if i Could... lol!! Thats why i wanna STOP mine!! well mostly anyway... ewwwwwww!! lol!! Yay for valentines day when you have someone to give you stuffs!! enjoy it muchosly!!! lol!! revel in the valentinesedness!! REVEL!!! lol!! xxxxxxxxxxx!
from smedindy :
Well, it's a pretty little brain, anyway! And you know you're part of the stats!
from pinkbowshoe :
thanks, girl. The hard part is that we've always lived far away from each other, but always made time to catch up or hang out. Now, she doesn't even pick up the phone, and that's what hurts. With such big news no matter how far the distance, a phone call knows no mileage boundaries. Im sure your friend would have called you sonner than 4 months after the fact! And i'm sure she would have called. Like I said in my entry, had I not been online, I probrably wouldn't have ever known, thats what sad. Thanks though for trying to lift me up :)
from baby-worms :
Yes, yes that was Zane. haha! KEEP UP WOMAN!! lol!! *dances* coffee with Brett on saturday!! woot!! xxx
from warcrygirl :
Awwwww, sweet puppy!!! And yes, NC does have a lottery. It's supposed to be kicking in any day now but since I'm a slack-jawed yokel and refuse to buy our excuse of a small town newspaper I have no freaking clue when.
from baby-worms :
Awwwww Ruby is so cute!!! (Almost as cute as Reuby :P) haha! Lol, and the tie and shirt are Zane btw... :P lol!! much love!! xxxx
from baby-worms :
Hahaha!! Bianca couldn't believe half the things i was saying!!! haha!! But he is SOOOOO worth it!! LOL!! haha my friend on MSN was calling him a feral... then asking me to send her photos of the guy she likes... so i made her take it back and she was saying "John's a sex god" and all this stuff, so i would send her the pix!! hehe!! i am so manipulative... **is angelic** Much love xxx
from warcrygirl :
Dear God woman, when are you going to fix that damn Haloscan link? You know how lazy I am. A pimple ON your lip? Sounds like you gots the herps. COOTIES!!!!!!
from ehays :
Thanks for the note, hon! Yeah it is kinda weird. I keep expecting to hear people talking in a scottish brogue ... and the driving on the 'wrong' side of the road .. mwahhahah! All in all, I'd go again in a heartbeat. In fact, I think I'll start planning now! :D
from baby-worms :
Hm, i have no idea why that came up twice... SORRY!!! Many apologies for taking up so much room in your precious notes space!! xxxx
from baby-worms :
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT FOR THE BEATLES!! Ha, i could tell you the name of their original drummer, bassist AND the guy who took over from Ringo when he was too sick to play in the Australian tour! Grr i woulda felt SOOOOO jipped if i'd gone to that concert in Adelaide and Ringo wasn't there!! And as far as my Beatles prints go, haha, there IS a reason my room is that messy... it's so Zoot can't get to my Beatles prints!!! MWAHAHA!!! (And it took me AGES to work out that layout... grr... stupid HTML...) Much love! xxx
from baby-worms :
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT FOR THE BEATLES!! Ha, i could tell you the name of their original drummer, bassist AND the guy who took over from Ringo when he was too sick to play in the Australian tour! Grr i woulda felt SOOOOO jipped if i'd gone to that concert in Adelaide and Ringo wasn't there!! And as far as my Beatles prints go, haha, there IS a reason my room is that messy... it's so Zoot can't get to my Beatles prints!!! MWAHAHA!!! (And it took me AGES to work out that layout... grr... stupid HTML...) Much love! xxx
from warcrygirl :
I lurve AC/DC. Back in Black was the very first album I ever bought and they've never recorded a power ballad...EVER! Lynrd Skynrd makes my brain bleed.
from pinkbowshoe :
thanks for the note. It reminded me, that's exactly what my mom did! We would go for walks to parks, and get out of the house. She also would do her workout videos, and we would "try" and join in. Good advice, thanks zootie :)
from baby-worms :
you have chocolate????? Oh jealousy!! And it is now 2am lol!! haha!! i think i may go to bed soon... nighty night lol!! xx
from baby-worms :
haha no it's a good conversation... about self worth and the cruelty of kiddies. Yeah i should be, but this is one of those convos you know you only have one go at. So i'm sitting here till it's over. lol! yes i am stubborn.
from baby-worms :
ha i was about to say i had composed myself... then he said something else and i'm gone again... hm.
from baby-worms :
Ha. trial and error of people poking around in my "nether regions". Fun. haahaha. hm. Having a DMC with Zane... haha surprise surprise i am crying...
from baby-worms :
yeah professional would be good... are there actually any chick gynos?
from baby-worms :
Haha, but then dno't chicks have to do the whole feet-in-the-stirrups thing?? ACK! And what if mum takes me to HERs??? HE WAS THE ONE THAT DRAGGED ME OUT OF HER WOMB!! LOL! (in other news, HOW GOOD ARE MY PHOTOS!!!)
from baby-worms :
Hahha, funny girl!! ick... but yeah i guess sooner or later... Geez guys have it so EASY!!! pfffft!!
from baby-worms :
ugh... this is not sounding like a pleasant experience... ick. i don't want someone... **shudder** ick!! lol!
from baby-worms :
Haha you know me... if i were it would DEFINITELY be in here!! hahaha!!! can't keep my mouth shut about anything!! lol!
from baby-worms :
Hmm... clearing up pimples would be good... Gynaeocologist? I'm meant to have one of those??? lol!! never seen the need for one beofre lol!! xxx
from hcatty :
There's just nothing you can do to prepare for something like that, is there? I'd say it's not fair, but that's redundant lol HEY! Having dinner with my brother on Tuesday night, and will probably have a Monty Python marathon! *does a lil jig*
from pinkbowshoe :
I have been trying to think of a good thing to say about your friend. She just needs the help before the problem gets out of control. Coming from someone who's been in her shoes, for me, the actual admitting to someone (a professional and my family) that I really did have a problem is what saved me. I didn't want to admit to it, but voicing the words helped, along with therapy and geting the underlying issues out. It's so sad these poor kids. I wish I could help every one of them. But at least she has you, and that's a huge help for her if you stand by her and let her open up. I didn't have that, and I really wanted so bad to tell people, or talk about it. :)
from hcatty :
You're such a sweetheart. ;o) Thank you!
from pinkbowshoe :
Trent keeps me happy! :) haha. I can't believe I hadn't heard of it before a few weeks ago. I guess it's all the buzz, lol. Have a smashing weekend!
from hcatty :
Thought that might make you feel better LOL Just whenever you feel like it. I've added you to the guest-list. Except saying "guest list" makes it feel sort of like a swanky party, huh?
from hcatty :
Feel better soon! And also, would you consider doin' a guest entry for me?
from onewetleg :
people do. and beg for more. I take the clothes and shoes off of them and sell them separately. I am devious.
from baby-worms :
hm... or Pam... Or you could take a completely different look... there's Cynthia, Maureen, Linda, Barbara, Yoko... =P lol. Maybe not, but hey.
from baby-worms :
WOOOOOOOT!!! Other options of course are Anna, Lucy or Rita... =P Beatles rock! xxx (btw, if you get a chance stop in at how-i-wish.diaryland.com... a few sidenotes are now being put there... but don't tell Maddie...) xxx
from iamafatgirl :
I have so much period drama that it's unreal! As far as the sex goes, yes, it alleviates the pain, but it is soooooooo messy! Not that you really want to know this, but when I have sex when I'm on my period it's easier for me to...you know...
from hcatty :
So, I was reading your entry on the 6th because I have alot to catch up on because when I don't update on dland I go away, far away, and hibernate because I don't wanna know that people exsist, but... I was reading the Jan 6th entry, and I have a phrase that I think you should put on all your sales rep's calendars. "Stupid should hurt". Teehee. P.S. Thank you for the comment. Yes, this year sucks.
from ehays :
Hey Zoot! Saw this at O'Hare and immediately thought of you. Maybe it's good for a giggle. NEwho, hope you enjoy! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/Erin63/DSC00004.jpg Luff - Erin
from hissandtell :
Um, actually, the googles for "spanked her little bum" and "I like big butts" were both mine. But geez, it disturbs me that there are actually people out there seeking information on how it hurts to swallow light headed. Sickos. Love, R xxx
from the-moo :
em sweetieness... the comments box isn't showing and so I tried clicking your notes page and it just kept taking me to princessreva.. and while I do love her a whole huge lot I was trying to leave you some love.. I ended up coming through your profile!! is it my mac or is your template broken?? I've totally forgotten what I wanted to say now after all that but have some love I'm sure that was part of it lovelovlovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelooooove xxx
from iamafatgirl :
I don't know why I'm not on your buddy list! Hahaha, and I'm glad your boyfriend farts on you too. It makes me feel like I'm not alone. Wanna know something stupid? Everytime that I see that you haven't updated when I sign in I always think, "Bad, bad naughty Zoot!" I'm a retard, but I heart Monty Python and the Holy Grail so much!
from iamafatgirl :
I am so looking into going to the art institute in charlotte next year! I'm excited that you are getting to take classes! Yay for Zoot!
from pinkbowshoe :
school sucks sometimes. ugh. I have to decide whether or not to drop this class before friday. or else i'm donezo. I don't like homework either, or stupid readings. ;)
from hissandtell :
Bears wearing underwear? Is it naughty risque underwear or boring beary mummy-pants underwear? Love, R xxx
from smedindy :
It could be worse. You could have no one bother to leave you comments or notes. But Zoot will not be along at the ball - she is loved.
from pinkbowshoe :
thank you! the long haul is finally over..woohoo! Well, we talked about it, and he did say something to her, but didn't tell me that. Or, I didn't hear it b/c it was days ago so my memory is going into old timers lately. And..I can't see either. I need glasses and a new mind. Got any?! Ha! Have a merry Christmas :)
from smedindy :
It's "I've got blisters on my fingers!" and it's Ringo. The reason he said that was the actual cut of Helter Skelter was about a 19 minute (or so) jam that they faded out and then faded back in the ending.
from baby-worms :
Awwwwwwwwww!!! **mskes more "aww" noises** You two are so adorable!!!!! AND your hair looks HOT!!! whoopee!! haha!! xxx
from pinkbowshoe :
That was a great entry expressing yourself! I liked it. It got me thinking. I'm on the fence about the subject so my opinion is wacky. It was neat to read all the comments too. Wow! I'm glad things are turning around, too. I'm even doing good this year. Sorry about your christmas "party" Ours here is just a luncheon and they don't even shut down the dealership. It's such crap. It's like "here ya go thanks for nothing have a meatball sandwich." Yeah, thanks. :) thanks for the support!
from baby-worms :
Yeah, i firugred it out a while ago. I read a lot of books and stuff about such things, and they make sense. I also like the "If they were crippled tomorrow would you stay with them" thought. xxx
from smedindy :
Now you know why I don't go into the political on my site, very much. Anyway, I'm just morally and ethically opposed to killing, period. I probably would have been a conscientous objector in the day.
from love-me-more :
i linked your entry a bout tookie. hope you don't mind!
from pinkbowshoe :
What a bonehead. I'd be so pissed if they did that here! Where does he get off telling people when to take their vacations. he must be a real life scroodge. He must have no family. Most people take vacations around that time of year to spend w/ family..duh!
from pinkbowshoe :
I like your stories you put up from the news. They get me lookin into the news now every morning. yeah, those quizzes made time go by yesterday! woohoo. I rolled through a few of them, then for some reason I got blocked from my work monitoring system. it got blocked off for sex content! haha..it was quizzes, gees!
from pinkbowshoe :
man. It does stink money butt. Oh well. We'll get through it. MOney issues always seem to have a way of ironing themselves out. I'm going to be doing a lot of prayer and hope. thanks for the lovin! :) I appreciate it.
from onewetleg :
thanks, zoot. I feel better already.
from pinkbowshoe :
Thank you!! :) i agree very much! A person or relationship doesn't define or make us in any way. If we do that, then who are we really? We have to maintain ourself in a lot of things. I think it gets lost a lot in life. Thanks for the note..yay!
from princessreva :
heh, I totally typed that, knowing that you would be the only person to possibly snort at it:) MOm wasn't amused, but we were!
from jnw77 :
I hope you're feeling better now that the terrible work day has passed. I'm sorry you had to go through that. I feel your pain. Before I went back to school, I used to have to work on the Friday after Thanksgiving, too.. for the witchiest women on the entire planet who is either suffering from menopause or has been seduced by the bitch bug. Come to Kansas next time. Then you can take the day off instead and we can go to the mall and get orange julius' or something.
from pinkbowshoe :
I'm stuck at my stupid, stupid job too. For no reason. I think they're wasting their money, but it's theirs to waste. I just think it's stupid to pay me (when I'd rather be at home not paid) to sit at a computer and stare at it. There's no work here!! not even in the shop. the mechanics are sitting around watching a DVD..come on!! I soo feel your pain.
from hcatty :
Didn't get to read for a couple days (ok, like a week) so Happy belated birthday!!!!
from theswordsman :
Hi. I've got a stats counter that shows what city and country people arefrom, or at least where their internet carrier is from. It's a lot of fun when I'm running banners. Anyway, a person from each of those places clicked on my name in the "recently updated" list yesterday morning. They didn't turn to a second page or anything. I don't take it personally or anything. I just like seeing all of the places where readers come from. Take care. John
from smedindy :
So you don't want a soda??? :-P
from the-moo :
aaw you're older than me I wonder if that makes you the original Mandy Moo and me some poor copy! hahaha Or maybe I'm the new improved version!! yeah!! Brandon probably calls you that BECAUSE no-one else does.. the same as "andrew" who is so frequently mentioned here.. only Me and his mother don't call him Andy (he doesn't suit andy plus ANdy and Mandy.. I don't think so!! and my friends call him andrew too - but only because that's what I call him) amanda and brandon.. hahaha they go well together those names!! My friends at uni called me 'Drew as in short for Mandrew because they said Mandy HAD to be short for something and if it wasn't Amanda.. Mandrew would be my full name instead!! (this then ruined the rason I chose andrew instead of andrew.. mandrew and andrew is just as bad! sillies!! wow lots of pointless info all at once.. it's nearly home time whooooop whoooooop whooooop hahahahhaahahahahhahah that always makes me laugh.. whoop!! hahahaha sorry.. I think I have had too much sugar!! xxx
from the-moo :
do you know I call everything cute cuteypatootie now except the kittens have simply become patooties.. haha they even answer to it!! hehe we don't quite have the same name if you're an amanda my dad wanted to be obnoxious when I was born and said my name would be Mandy.. so all the way through school he taught me that if someone called me amanda to ignore them.. or to say.. "well can I call you steve" and when they said "no it's not my name" I had to say "ok well Amanda isn't mine" haha got me into lots of trouble!! I'm so excited that you are a mandy moo though it's so exciting I love finding other mandy's I have two Mandy's in my buddylist now woohoooo.. oh dear too easily pleased I am *hugs* Also.. not that I beleive in astrology but we are both scorpios (I think... yes?) your birtday passed withuot me knowing and that makes me very sad!! but yea that we share a name and a time of year for birthdays and just yaaay for you because I love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
from the-moo :
I have a lot I want to say to you but then you posted a pic and if it's not too offensive to you I think I shall just go and stare at it while I drown in my own drool!! HOLY HELL YOUR MAN BE A HOTTEEEEEE MAN!!!! wooohoooo!! haha sprry *drool* can't talk.. back when the drool stops!! seriously/.//// mmmmm xxxxxxxxxx I missed you while I was away!! you two would have some GORGEOUS KIDDILIES MY FRIEND!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
from hcatty :
Old Man: "What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" King Arthur: "What do you mean? An African or European swallow?" I'm just having WAY too much fun remembering all these great lines!
from baby-worms :
awwww!! cutie!! lucky lucky! hehe!! love love love!! xxx
from hcatty :
Work? We don't need no stinkin' Work! Trying to remember a reeeeeaallly great quote, and I think I've finally got the best. "I fart in your general direction."
from hcatty :
"Buurrrn her! Burrrrn herrr!!" AWESOME. I just completely cracked up and screamed alittle because my Marine brother has gotten me started using the word "Freakin" and "Friggin" to ease the sometimes compulsive desire to use the "f" word. And! "It's DOT cooommmmmm."
from hcatty :
I noticed! They're cute. My preferred smiley is ":oř". Also? I love how we're both online right now, just leaving notes back and forth. That's "SO GREAT". See? In quotes even! BEE-Uteeful new internet friendship.
from hcatty :
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!" Mwahahaha I could go into more detail, but really? Do you need more? Yes, I found you on that survey of Krissallea(sp?)'s. I read one entry and jumped out of my chair, hollaring "YES!!"
from bunny828 :
not that you are dying for free stuff, but if you are looking for free stuff ... try http://www.freecycle.org/
from princessreva :
YUM!!!!!!!
from smedindy :
i got better...BURN HER ANYWAY!
from warcrygirl :
I saw your question at Kristin's and I just HAD to visit you. I, too, am hating the heat in NC, where's Fall dammit? Hope you feel better soon (and that nobody has turned you into a newt).
from the-moo :
no no no no no no no nono noooo my brain cannot handle even the thought of that.. 5AM!!! and then 8am a lie in!! no!!!! I would actually DIE!!! what sick sick employers you have!!!! xxx
from the-moo :
lovelovelovelovelovelovelove I still have your cold also.. except I'm strangely dizzy with it!! I wanna go home and sleep!! anyway mrs.. what the hell is with saying 7am like it's late??? hmmm!!???? it's like... it's 7am for goodness sake.. it's EARLY so early so horribly horribly early why would that be a lie in please tell me you were being sarcastic or I might have to throw up!!! *hugs* xxx
from princessreva :
wait - I've been working on that entry forever and I haven't been able to get the pics to work yet - you saw them?!?!
from the-moo :
thank you!! for your love for your humour for just being you!! If I lived nearby I would so follow you around like some kind of lost puppy!! you make me smile and I shall damn well kick the arses of those stupid electricity people... who has that kind of money just lying around for a deposit... like it's nothing!! nasties!! GRRRRR!! *hugs* I love you tons I must see pics of the new house!! yes yes yes and I too have a nasty head full of mucus.. it's really attractive!! xxx
from the-moo :
hahha aaw I love you!! hope things stop being so much of a pain in the ass soon *hugs* xxx
from the-moo :
hey loveliest!! LOVE the ring it's stunning!! beautiful and you do have lovely hands too!! I couldn't post pics of JUST my ring on my hand because my hands are horrible.. but yours are as lovely as the rest of you.. I have about a gazillion pictures to ad so I'm still behind on diaries.. I'm getting there.. I came to you first.. just so you know!! love you tons xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
from bunny828 :
Zoot, it's a very pretty ring. Nice manicure too. My nails are always all different sizes. Good luck with the move. Careful not to over do things.
from tremendous :
Sorry, that last note from wisdamn is actually from me. Well, same person, different diaries.
from wisdamn :
Oh man. That sounds... uncomfortable. What a job.
from the-moo :
we still havn't see the ring.. just so you know!! hehehe love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
from princessreva :
AK!!! I leave town for ONE measley weekend and I come back and you are ENGAGED?!!? You couldn't have waited for me??? What the heck?!?! WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS?!?!?!!? Oka, I suppose it's fine IF you send me some presents, I'll let it slide THIS TIME. OOOOOO Zoot I'm soo happy for you, it's magically delicious and I gotta say, marriage is WAY better than I thought it would be:) YAY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!! Oh, and LUCKY Mr. B:)
from the-moo :
how cute is baby-worms note....?? aaaw!! lovely girl!! I did your survey my sweets!! *hugs* xxx
from boofkadinky :
congrats on the new layout{looks great}.. the crons free-ness AND your engagement!
from onewetleg :
congrats on the wedding thang. i found you through unclebob's survey and i would like to add you to my list. you can't stop me either! HaHA!
from baby-worms :
OMG!!! **FAINTS** OMG ZOOT IS GETTING MARRIEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! CONGRATUMALATIONS ZOOTYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! **prances around the room in happiness** I actually screamed when i read that i was so excited and my parents thought something was wrong!! OMG I AM CRYING I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY FOR YOU ZOOT!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Lol, have you told the girls at your youth yet? =P lucky they have given you their approval!!! lol!! OMG!!! **Fans self to try and avoid crying** AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! That is soooooo cool!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! **hugs zoot in congratulatory fashion** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! **Dances around with Zoot** I AM RADIATING HAPPINESS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! And i am taking up your notes space, so i am going to leave you with loveloveloveloveloveloveloveloveloveloveloveLOVE!!! **BIG HUGS** xxx
from ehays :
WOW! That's fab! Congrats and best of everything to the both of you. *huggles!*
from the-moo :
I came back again to leave more congratulations because I really am that excited I evenrang gareth to tell him and he had no idea who I meant so I had to say the one who makes me laugh and he said I was weird but that he was happy for you if it made me happy!! hhahaha CONRATULATIONS!!! dooo de dooooo de doooo!! everyone I know is getting married I feel left out.. I've had mine.. no fair!! hahhaa love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
from hissandtell :
Well, yippee and congratulations, darling! How wonderful for you both. Love, R xxx
from the-moo :
I still have all of my toys AND my parents divorced when I was 11 AND OH MY GOOD SWEET LORD YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! I could just about die of happiness for you right now I remember exactly how I felt when Gareth proposed and I can't think of anyone I'd rather have feel that way!! *hugs* WOW!! I totally thought that was what it was because he would have been a FOOL not to snap you up.. but my love I NEED pictures I MUST have pictures and hugs.. damn you for being so far away *HUUUUUUUUGS* OH I'm so happy for you I love you and I love him and I love love!!! AAAAAAAAW!! YAY!!!!! srry for making a fuss I know you get embarrased but seriously.. YEAY YOU!!!!!! lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove CONGRATULATIONS LOVELY ZOOT!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
from smedindy :
Congrats! Congrats! Congrats!
from bunny828 :
Congratulations! I'm so happy for you.
from the-moo :
you see I had loads to say just then and now all I can think about is what MR B's surprise was so I'm just going to hover around your page all day until you tell me!! haahah *hugs* love you lovelovelovelovelove and I would LOVE to see some of your work I definately think you should show off your talents!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
from the-moo :
I love you!! that entry borke my heart and I'm just sitting trying not to cry now... she is lucky to have ended up in a family that contained you because you are a light in anyones life my love you truly truly are.. now I have to go and look at happy things and pray for wildthang! *hugs* love you tooooons x x x
from jnw77 :
You are so awesome. Thank you so much for the birthday wishes. :) When is your birthday?
from princessreva :
Take that, Crohn's disease!!! Honestly, I have friends with said annoyance, and thy all are much more open about talking about their bodily functions, it's so much fun! I love the freedom it makes yhou feel to start discussing your poo stories in public, quite liberating:) Honestly, your a verrry lucky girl;)
from the-moo :
wOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!! so glad everything is ok.. sorry it meant having blood tests and such but you know... aparently worse things happen at sea.. though that has yet to be "sea"n MUAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA you love my bad jokes they help you to release the gas!! you make me smile and laugh and be happy.. I HEART YOU!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
from baby-worms :
why does it go weird when you click the old text? And, of course, I am the original and the bestest!! hehe!! xxx
from jnw77 :
I love the new look. It's awesome. And mainly in my favorite color, too! :)
from breadisdead :
thank you for the nice note!
from bunny828 :
Nice layout!
from smedindy :
Someone else had that layout too - but I liked it!
from princessreva :
like the layout! Someday you and I are gonna redo it though - I need the but-trumpet picture somewhere prominent:)
from the-moo :
hey loveliest here is your moo.. I loved the song you left me.. made me "damn near crap my pants" I believe is the expression du jour!! ahahahaha oh I do love you you really make me laugh and smile and all things happy!! I AM SO PLEASED ABOUT THE APPARTMENT!!! it sounds amazing I shall come visit and we shall drink tea and eat many many jammy dodgers! yum! I missed you this week I've not been on a lot but I LOVELOVELOVE you as always *hhuuuuugs* xxx also stupid lazy ass co-worker shall be kneecapped... at my order GRRRR upset my zoot will you?? grrrr love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
from jnw77 :
Oh my god.. you amuse the hell out of me. I love your entries. The more I read your pages, the more I think we're like long lost sisters or something.
from baby-worms :
Yeah, it's a lot! it's about $1.34 per litre!! PER LITRE!!! and the @&*&#^$% politicians get free petrol!! NOT FAIR!!! **mutters angrily**
from princessreva :
heh - my fav Kelso line is "Math has never been my friend." jared thinks we should sell T-Shirts that say that:)
from baby-worms :
Oh, petrol prices are insane over here! My little Queenie takes premium, i'll say it again, PREMIUM!!! It is about $140 to keep her going a week! **cries** oh well. lovelovelove xxx
from the-moo :
*huuuuugs* sissy kitters aaaw! hehe! also.. I love katie holmes she was my best favourite lovely katie and then all of this media whoring started and I am most sad.. I thought she was normal.. I was obviously mistaken! sad sad! xxx
from princessreva :
I totally get the weirdest links from google images... a lot for granny oanties... I talked about thema lot like - 4 years ago. can't go back and find 'em if I want to. I, like you, am lazy. Hey, I'm excited I had the energy to write THIS much!! Oh - and what's Mr. B's job? inquiring minds and all that junk:)
from the-moo :
oh I do love the python!! and you of course.. and your hidden love of the bums!! mmmm bum porn for you!! hahaha xxx
from baby-worms :
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA, AAAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHA **cough cough** AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! lol thats hillarious!! Why in the world would someone lok up "pictures of butts?"!!! love you lotsly and lotsly!! **hugz** xxx
from baby-worms :
i'm happy... really... i'm soooooooo sleepy!! :O it's supposed to rain here too!! weird!! lol! **hugz** xxx
from the-moo :
aaw the kitters.. I love pets you should totally just move him/her in anyway!! hahaha! *hugs* xxx
from baby-worms :
Aww, you and your kitty will find tat perfect place!! they are out there somewhere!! **hugz** xxx
from princessreva :
AHHHHHHHHH!!! I leave town and you're all dropping the L-Bomb like it's hot! Woohoo!!! Sooo happy for you m'dear:) It's not all bad to have a boyfriend, although the commute does suck. Jared lived 30 minutes away and I was a freaking SCHOOLTEACHER and I was getting home and unholy hours. The best part about making him legally MINE is that I don't ahve to say night night at the end of the night and go bye bye, heck yes it is. Plus the whole nookie thing, but honestly I'd put not having to go home or say goodbye every freaking day is one of the best:)
from the-moo :
with added lucky charms
from the-moo :
aaw I want a discontinued blabber mouth out of the butt of zoot!! hahaha I'll swap you for a special edition super scary Ex boyfriend!! hehe *hugs* xxx
from baby-worms :
Hehe, you're so cute! Mr B better know how inCREDIBLY lucky he is! **hugz** xxx
from the-moo :
damit I so CAN be everyones friend yes I can.. I collect them! :-p hehe! thank you thank you thank you for sharing the mr B story.. it really did make me happy.. it's so long ago since me and Gareth first ever said it and it made me think about it and relive and aaaaaw you deserve all of the L words!! hahaha loveloveloveloveloveLOVELVOELVOELVOELOOOOVELOVELOVELOOOOOVE you xxx hehe xxx
from the-moo :
hehehe I think Mr B is after your lucky charms... that's why he used the magic word!! :) no no I don't mean it.. he does love you and you love him and that my dear makes me VERY excited for you!!! I'm so so so please... now tell us in detail about the moment dammit.. we're romantics (wel I am) neeeed to know!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxx
from candoor :
well, after reading your comment to moo and seeing you knew smed, I came to visit and laughed a lot so you get a not that hopefully inspires your smile (it's that pass-it-along kind of smile, ya know :)
from leesmry :
thank you :-) that was kind
from the-moo :
funny funny zoot!! hahaha
from the-moo :
howdy I love when something tickles you like that hahah loveloveloveit.. it's never as funny when you retell it... except to yourself and the more times you tell the funnier it is and the more people think you're insane!! hahah maybe thats just me! *hugs* good luck with the continued appartment search! xxx
from princessreva :
Best. Headline. Everrrrrr!!!!!!!
from baby-worms :
Hey babe! i am locking my diary. Password: bugaboo. **hugz** xxx
from princessreva :
that's how I spell all the time!! Dagnabit!!
from bunny828 :
A Mac! Graphics editor ... I should have realized. You could try a track ball. Personally I hated them, but different strokes for different folks. The keyboard pad one has really helped me. I have one at home and work.
from princessreva :
aww man! Mr. B is too good for you, send him up here! Do you know the kind of guilt I have to use to get a foot rub out of Jared?? Oh, this B Man is soooo a keeper
from the-moo :
have a hug love *hug* xxx
from bunny828 :
First, Do you use any wrist pads with your keyboard? One like you would see here: http://bestbuys.dealtime.com/xPC-Safco_Safco_Proline_Squeeze_Therapy_Sculpted_Wrist If no, you need to go shopping. They have them at a number of places. They also have them for the mouse. Second, you'll have to tell me what you think of "The Butterfly Effect". I saw it and liked, but boy was it weird!
from the-moo :
aaaaw I was torn between pity for the stupid early period and amusement! you make me laugh I love you *hugs* xxx
from the-moo :
spiders thre bite that doesn't make me happy... the only reason I've ever had for not being scared of them is that they don't bite! I'm so not moving there now! xxx
from theswordsman :
Hi. Thanks for adding me to your buddies. Yeah, I love that quote. Cheers. John
from baby-worms :
hehehe! that kid is a loony!! hehe! ... and i am perfectly normal and everything... :P you look v. v. nice in a dress! And thanks for your support on the matter with mum!
from smedindy :
Katie in her moods is all "don't tell me that, cause I don't wanna hear it." Sigh.
from princessreva :
ard, I totallty read that and think "what would I do as a parent in that situation" becuase the idea of motherhood FREAKS me out and looms ever closer - and so here's what I go. Smack around the dirt throwing girl and then - well, how DO you get sand out of someone's eyes??? Thank you for proving to me that I am not fit for motherhood! AK!
from the-moo :
haha I couldn't love you msore if I tried "so excited that you'll wet yourself" and I almost did hahahaahahah I work with lots of graphic designers and they're always so stressed in the studio and I feel so bad when people ring up chasing copy ebcause I know they're going to shout at them!! I hope nobody ever shouts at you.. I might have to kill them! have a hug *hug* xxx
from baby-worms :
Hehe, i love pictures! lalalalalalalalala! **hugs**
from smedindy :
Riding along on a carousel, will I catch up to you? Everybody sing..."ON A CAROUSEL!" Oh, you say that song was released before you were born? OK, carry on....
from the-moo :
oooooooh shucks that there canada sure does look purdy!! mmm I love the pics keep em coming!!! xxx
from the-moo :
oh I'm so sorry poor zoot *hugs* that must have been horrible I would still be crying now if it was me.. aaaaw honey *hugs* xxxxxxxxxxxxx
from baby-worms :
AWWW!! ***hugz*** pooor zoot! I'm sure the kitty forgives you!
from bunny828 :
{{{Hugs}}} Sorry to hear about the driving thing and the spider thing. I'm allergic to some spiders. Got a huge (size of my hand) welt from one once.
from inkysoso :
Yikes, glad I don't live near biting spiders. Just hairy looking um, friendly ones. There are a lot of staff looking after 40 kids! I just like to whine x
from princessreva :
My brother and husbanbd both hit deer - it's worse for the car, really. Sorry about the trauma - but more about that spider bite. I ahve loverly scars all over my tummy from a spider extravaganza, woooot!
from smedindy :
Wow. I remember when I ran over a mama duck in the road that had babies after it. It was wet and I couldn't stop in time. I felt so bad. Sigh....
from psych3d3lic :
I-'M-A-S-S-U-M-I-N-G-T-H-E-Y-D-O-'N-T-M-A-K-E-S-O-U-N-D-S-C-A-U-S-E-T-H-E-Y-'R-E-T-O-O-S-L-O-W-L-I-K-E-T-H-I-S-W-E-I-R-D-M-E-S-S-A-G-E.-.-.-
from baby-worms :
*worries about 4 year old in such situation* hmm... that's... strange...!
from baby-worms :
Lol! I love taking old films in to be developed! Last year sometime i took 5 films in and there were photos from about 5 years on them! It was crazy! Thats why i love digi cameras! xxx
from princessreva :
I never heard the gay comment!! I ahve to go back and watch it twelve million more times!!!
from the-moo :
I love monty python xxx
from baby-worms :
lol! i was watching MP and Holy Grail the other day whilst my grandparents were over working with my folks in the garden, and Grandma came in during the scene at Castle Anthrax... I quickly switched the channel!! Ooh, you wanna know the BIG secret about my ball dress? *leans in to whisper in your ear* it was $35 from a second hand shop!! *does happy dance* **hugz** xxx
from the-moo :
*does happy dance all over notes page* woooo pics yay!! I love them.. I love how much fun you seem to have with your brothers.. :-) and you're so preeeeeeeedy!! *hugs* xxx
from baby-worms :
hello gorgey! looove the photos!! And would you believe i started anOTHER essay today?? *cries*
from smedindy :
Yo Zoot! Email me! I have a ?? to ask ya.
from princessreva :
heh. you are totally hott (i have the same nose) and you totally look like what I though. Even more smrt!
from smedindy :
I saw the pics - and we're still on track for 2184! :-P (PS - I still can't believe the wedding didn't have any booze. Actually, I can, I've been to a couple like that myself. No booze, no dancing...we just sang kum-ba-yah! a lot). Looks like you had fun - which is what you're supposed to do! Take care!
from psych3d3lic :
I-d-o-n-'t-k-n-o-w-i-f-s-l-o-t-h-s-m-a-k-e-s-o-u-n-d-s-!-M-a-y-b-e-t-h-e-y-d-o-.-W-h-y-d-o-n-'t-y-o-u-f-i-n-d-o-u-t-i-f-y-o-u-'r-e-c-u-r-i-o-u-s-?
from baby-worms :
lol, i didn't even notice the slip up! lol, thanks fo rthe clarification though :P
from psych3d3lic :
That explains my kitty cat's deranged behavior, running around the house and hitting his head against the walls! bad bad bad putty cat!! where's a tranquilizer gun when you need 1?? it's fun being energetic.. besides, it helps you fall asleep very easily (lol go ahead say I'm crazy. I'm used being called crazy!) awwww sloths are cute! especially the 1 in Ice Age. I'd adopt him anytime! I'll replace the cat so I have a sloth that can talk. Coooooooooooooooooooooollll!
from princessreva :
heehee, you know I thought that was a slip.. I went back a few times and wondered "Brandon? That starts with B...." heh, I'm so friggin smart.
from the-moo :
*waits for pics patiently* you're not a dork and you're entries are anything but boring my love... *blows kisses* I think you're fab xxx
from baby-worms :
sounds like you had an awesome holiday! Once again welcome back!
from smedindy :
And I love you too...and all that because you fear and loathe airports like I do. (and there would be a torrid make out session in our past, somewhere...maybe in the 1890's or so, as much as they torridly made out then. But not now...as you know. Maybe in 2184 when we're reborn somewhere else. Man why don't I close this paren)
from the-moo :
*hugs 'till you burst* (but in a good way) I'm glad too.. gladgladglad even!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
from the-moo :
I love you!!! that is the best comment that I've ever had thank you zoot I love you lovelovelovelovelove seriously its not every day I say something that matters and it totally made my day that God used me to say that to you!!! thank you for reading and for commenting and you made me so happy *hugs* xxx
from the-moo :
owdy howdy firstly... I love how denfensive you are over your mom.. cute cute cute *loveS* and also... that you re your friend have survived a lot of moving etc.. because my best friend is moving and we've been friends forever.. gives me hope that the move wont change us!! lovelovelovelovelove xxx
from the-moo :
haha being british I have a hard time distinguishing the two accents which is silly really because I can pick out a lot of different american ones (as in which state they're from kinda thing) but canadian ones sound american to me!! you may shoot me again if you wish *prepares* xxx
from the-moo :
yay weddings :-D and do canadians say eh? we do too eh? eh eh eh? is it pronounced like EY? or actually eh? xxx
from smedindy :
The big question at any reception. Open bar or cash bar?
from the-moo :
aaaw what a wonderful thing to inspire in someone.. a need for hugging!! :-D thank you for your lovely lovely friendly commment!! if you're ever at a loss as to who to hug.. Im always up for some lovin' ;-) hehe xxx
from crazy4muffin :
You've got ne all jazzed up to see this hair now. Come on with the pics. United Nations? i don't have to take the quiz to know I am probably some third world nation with no potable water.
from the-moo :
aaw you're ever so lovely!!! and funny and here.. have a hug *hugs* xxx
from stuthesheep :
I just stumbled across your work through a friend of a friend of a friend (or something) Anyway I don't have much to say really, except I like your work and love your diary name! Take care.
from princessreva :
welcome back!@ And TOTALLY aweseome with the footrub, he's still at the mushy stage where you don't have to trick 'em into the foot rub, niiice:)
from baby-worms :
hehe, missed you heaps... enjoy your foot rub :P
from smedindy :
I...am...not...kidding...why would I joke like that? I have to live in this state! Yikes!
from baby-worms :
Hope you have fun! I'm sure your cat will be ok... Mr B will probably miss you more :P
from smedindy :
Safe travels, you! I hate airports - loathe them - despise them!
from bunny828 :
Have fun Ms Zoot!
from baby-worms :
Aww, I wish i had brothers to threaten my guys... Lucky duck you! :P
from princessreva :
Mr. B needs protection from YOU not your brother, what a silly mommy. Does she KNOW who she gave birth to? heh. Silly mommy.
from the-moo :
:O a christian with a sense of humour?? surely not?? didn't god command us to be sullen and sad? haha *hugs* thanks for the mention lovely! you have very british humour (hope thats not offensive) have a great day and welcome to the mad world of moo xxxxxxxxx
from baby-worms :
Hehe, gotta love the girls in youth groups! I am one at my church, and we have all given our approval to our leader's boyfriend! Come on, it's our JOB!! Feel PRIVELIDGED that Mr B has been approved of, because a lot of guys WON"T be by the youth... we are a strange and protective breed! :P
from the-moo :
heheheehehhahahaha you make me laugh.. I like laughing.. welcome to the buddy list friend! also... MARVELOUS username!! ha! xxx
from baby-worms :
amen to that :D
from baby-worms :
Hehe, cheezles all the way!! actually, you can get "twisties rings" now, which are the same but under a different name. And thanks for the words on Phil. I have taken it on board, although i'll continue to bitch and moan about him for a while yet :P
from baby-worms :
Hehe, cheezles are better...
from princessreva :
try www.zombo.com, that is TOTALLY funny. it miught make your day better. Or searching for your name on the internet like "Reva is" and see what comes up. jared found out he was insane, and I'm an electric car!
from princessreva :
holy crap, you ahve 15 minutes for work?! That's like being a freaking teacher, soooo wrong!!!!!!
from baby-worms :
I wouldn't call it "disgustingly cute", i would call it "Boring-stuff-which-i-can't-believe-anyone-actually-reads". :P However, it is great to have another reader... yay! i have seven now!
from smedindy :
I would love to have a look-see at my inner workings, just to be sure all was a-ok. Have fun with the laundry!
from baby-worms :
lol! glad to see that you find my "aussie" things (i.e. "mum") amusing... hehe. happy reading! Your diary is great!
from princessreva :
aw, don't run from Mr. B, he sounds like so much fun!! I take relationships as a challenge - I challenge myself to be the cool one in a relationship - my guys all know that my friends are waayyy important. Plus he sounds funny! I like funny sounding boys!
from smedindy :
Heat sucks - and being stiffed for free water by a sullen worker sucks worse!
from bunny828 :
I liked the Curse of Dark Kastle ride too. We went on it twice when were were there last month. Although it did breakdown while we were in line. We got to bud into the line later. Misheard lyrics ... fun fun ... here's a site that mentions a few: http://www.kissthisguy.com/
from psych3d3lic :
yes she did but she wasnt home so..... ha! i counted all the red cars.. wow lots of people own red cars...
from princessreva :
holy crap, he freaking killed her becuase she wanted a cuddle???? That's so sick I want to puke. Seriously. With a hammer? Ug, Okay, I got one of the last less-than-totaly-insane guys out there - woohoo for me!! And booya on beng germ free - I was until after I got married and after everything I was like "some people do this with multiple people?? How unsanitary!"
from princessreva :
as much as Johnny Depps bum is appetizing o me... I'm going to have weird mental images of his chocolate-covered bum being eaten by fireants all weekend. AK!
from pyroguysr :
Chocolate covered bums... good! Cracks in said chocolate... bad! I like your thinking though!
from hissandtell :
I clicked your Knights banner, sweetiepie. Yes, yes; I knew it was you anyway - but it's so darned silly and enticing and clickworthy. And thank you for the linky-thingy, too. I shall be adding you to my buddies' list when I update my profile, you know... Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Gah! I knew I knew you from somewhere - you have the Monty Python banners I always click on. Now it makes complete sense! (Well, as much as surrealistic dadaistic obscure intellectual Oxbridge English humour *can* make sense...) Thanks so much for the note and for reading me and putting me on your list - I shall come back and read your achives very soon. I only hope there are lots of chocolate-coated bottoms hiding in there. Much love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
A naked bum? Oh, you mean my cowboy? Isn't he delicious? He was from an Oz Cleo magazine from years ago, and he lives on my refrigerator and I get to look at his lovely bottom several times a day. (And thank you for the link, too - I think...) Oh, and I heart Johnny, too. Swoon. I'd like to see *his* bottom on a banner: maybe even covered in chocolate. Or not. Love, R xxx
from morticon :
By the way, I wanted to point out in case you didn't know, there's a site dedicated to Monty Python called Monty Python's Completely Useless Website. It supplies a lot of pictures. Also, if you like Monty Python, I recommend highly Fawlty Towers, it stars two of the Pythons, Connie Booth and John Cleese. EXTREMELY funny, I bought the whole series and watch it constantly.
from morticon :
Re: Monty Python rules all muahaha! By the way, my graphic site also has a Monty Python web layout for diaryland if you ever want to have a look :) http://morlockgr.diaryland.com
from morticon :
Hi! I followed your banner about Caerbannog, May I tell you how pleased I am to find a Monty Python fan here :) I hope you don't mind, I've added you as a favorite :)
from bunny828 :
Zoot, check out that site, it's strictly about the gluten you mentioned. I don't know about that Blood thing. I'm also O+ and can eat anything (except when I had gallbladder issues, but that was different and it's gone now). In fact I'm wondering if maybe it applys even better to you since you had IBS issues. This may have been your issue all along. They say the gluten damages your small intestine, but I didn't understand what they meant by damage.
from bunny828 :
I don't know if this will apply to you, but I know of someone who also has trouble with bread and it turns out she has trouble eating anything with wheat (I believe). Maybe this site would be of value to you: http://www.celiac.org
from psych3d3lic :
oh, and thanks for the advice! aaahhh im having blonde moments! sorry! i had too much sun today!
from psych3d3lic :
Yeah, i do look a little bit anorexic, oh well its from not being happy thats all. I'm feeling a bit better though! Sorry my diary is depressing lol
from bebegracie :
My God I love the monty python banner. Yu are truly in the elite of 'cool'.
from f-i-n :
very funny diary!
from nidawi :
I know you don't know me, but... the Crohn's and everything: *hugs* My brother has had it for 15 years, and even with surgery, his never goes away. He still gets attacks every once in awhile. Maybe people have varying degrees of it, or something. But then again, he's stupid and never takes his meds. Silly, silly Brother. ~PEACE~
from psych3d3lic :
your diary's hilarious!!!
from bunny828 :
We were just talking about that Dr Pepper song at dinner and yes we remember it the way you do ... also from the Muppets. I think the big monster sang this one. LOL
from bunny828 :
Every time I hear the witch doctor song, I think of the Muppets. Some puppet dude would hit colorful little stuffed circles with mouths and depending on which one he'd hit, they'd go ... Oo, Ee, Oo, Ah, Ah, Ting ... you get the idea. BTW: Your McDonald link is messed up. It links to the car crash. I saw the footage on TV. Made me wonder what she was doing before she crashed.
from boofkadinky :
you know this means you are now out of the secret intestine club......congrats!!!. may you stay crohns free forever!
from boofkadinky :
heheh that picture IS too funny...and so useful!
from boofkadinky :
being a huge holy grail fan i clicked on your banner...being a fellow crohns patient i feel compelled to leave you a note to tell you about The Specific Carbohydrate Diet by Elaine gottschall which has helped me enormously...its very difficult but beats the crap out of a colostomy bag!{not to mention those ever fun fistulas} i found it on the net and it was pretty much the only crohns related site that wasnt trying to flog me some magic {and expensive} curing mixture..just a book.. {which they reccomend you get from the library}....and it took me from unemployable{hard to work when you go to the bathroom every five minutes} to employable within 3 weeks...some info can be found at scd.org......all the best to ya with the crohns...and great diary too!

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