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from mommylap :
That's hilarious! Neither of my children are the size of a grain of rice, that I can tell you. I wish my couch would shrink to the size of a grain of rice though so I could move it into the living room or downstairs...
from torchstar :
Holy Sacred Cow! What a nightmare. Instead of eating, I think dancing is a more fun way to express gratitude anyway...
from torchstar :
Hey I, Where are you??? I didn't respond to the podcast guy. I'd rather wax eloquent about the present moment anyway- It's way more exciting than dusty old vintage late model historic (hysterical?) memories. Well, if time travel to the memory's time being present moments was an option, the line where "then" and "now" lies would be blurred. Google won't be ready to publish maps until the foggy tip of the tongue geography clears. Windex π off its satellite's 3d eye. A fantasy beast of burden pulling train of thought destined for some previous epoch is elusive. I haven't found a travel agent willing to admit booking it so far. Ha Ha DaDa~ ALL ABOARD
from torchstar :
The cellphone might survive... Especially if it drowned in H2O, and not a substance with sugar in it. My cordless phone fell in a cocktail one night. Five days later it worked.
from torchstar :
What a beach scenario from hell that was. Nursing a 4 year old! Don't they know how to CHEW by then? YUK. Times like that would make me want to record the dialog, etc. Woody Allen-esque to the max!
from frenchie61 :
Hey gal! You've been tagged. See my blog for details: http://ciaomanhattanbaby.blogspot.com/ xo Julie
from pink-circle :
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from mommylap :
Jane Pratt?! I was such a freak for Sassy when it was being published. I was the same age as all those editorgirls too. Now I read Lucky just because of Kim France and Andrea whatsername who everyone hated because she was the music girl at Sassy...
from journalman :
i'm sick, too :-(
from journalman :
Hi from that the former as1twere
from journalman :
wasabi/chocolate
from mommylap :
Either idea is useful and extremely thoughtful. You're so sweet to even think of it- Thank goodness they are about to move from there anyway! I can't even imagine.
from mommylap :
I can always read lately with the girls around- they are good about letting me read. I'm going to start The Secret Life of Bees today. My portfolio was posted on a geocities website, and it just disappeared and I lost all the uploaded images, and even though I have the Kodak floppy still it wants to re-format it in any new computer I try it in. The old computer is long dead. I have some prints still that I can scan, so I'll try to soon. But I haven't done anything new in a while. Not finding clothes to fit my almost 10 yr. old is starting to inspire me though. A lot.
from mommylap :
Believe it or not, I just was at a Goodwill where they had at least 4 Rona Jaffe books (The Reunion, After the Reunion etc) but not The Best of Everything. I bought The Last Chance because it seemed best o' the bunch..
from mommylap :
I should reread Beloved- because it does certainly put complaints in perspective! Thanks for the recommendation of the Rona Jaffe book, I will seek it out! I so rarely find anyone who's familiar with WMSR? too- you're special. Did you know that Ben Stiller has the rights to it and he's trying to develop it as a serious directing/acting vehicle?
from mommylap :
Prince used to go to the Dairy Queen by my parents house several times a week about 10 years ago when his wife was pregnant. We always hoped to meet on a Dilly bars run. I loved him on SNL this year too, his bitterness is all gone. Carrie Underwood was kind of a sweet Fembot from the getgo, so I don't notice since it wasn't a change.
from bonypony :
How you feel about the "Breastfeeding A Kittykat" dream depends on a few factors: 1. Any real-life sexual attraction toward animals 2. The relation of the cat to you in the dream (was it a pet? could it speak? had it passed any classes in school?) 3. Was your nipple sore in real life, when you woke up. Answer those questions, and possibly a couple more, and we can move on toward some answers in "real time" to your problems of the last few dream hours.
from bonypony :
I've seen lots of movies in Provincetown and Wellfleet. Closest I've gotten to seeing a fillum in Boston. Like you needed that info.
from bonypony :
God, what an amazing story. Is this always the same person laughing, or is it a phenomenon that occurs only in that theatre? That has bothered me my whole life, and now I have a set of rules. I will NEVER see a movie on opening night, or on a weekend. I only go to weekday matinees or weekday offtimes. I IMMEDIATELY am on the offensive with people who are loud in any way. I won't put up with it for any amount of time. I have gotten into or nearly gotten into many fights/arguments because of other folk's loudness. I just WILL NOT put up with it. One story ended with me throwing a gallon-sized root beer and having it bounce off of one loud guy's head, with the whole theatre erupting in applause and laughter. Oddly enough, like your experience, they NEVER think they're in the wrong. Never. And it's sad, because if you're anything like me, it ruins your experience. It takes it all over, and the whole thing becomes about the noise that person's making, and the adrenalin rushing thru your body. The movie fades into the background. I really almost can't go see things anymore. I see maybe 2 or 3 films a year because it makes me so crazy. And granted, I'm fucking nuts, but I'm quiet nuts. And this phenomenon has gotten MUCH worse over the years. People just talk out loud like they're at home. But for the most part, and this has proven to be true for me, if you complain to the person IMMEDIATELY when they start, they'll quiet down in a few minutes (once they've kept it up for a minute or two to save face). Usually the only reason they won't stop is because it escalates into trouble. Which I've had happen more than once. Sorry to be so vocal about this, but this is one of life's major sticking points for me. I want the theatre to be like a fucking tomb, and most people treat it like a living room. If you can't tell, I was rooting for you in this story. Love, Bony
from mommylap :
Damn that's a good dream! I like me some Linda too. And I love Stella of course, how can you not. And duh- Paul. I bought the 9 yr old an awesome Rubber Soul t-shirt.
from mommylap :
My best friend and I used to make fun of Shelley Winters for her first autobio all the time, not because we thought she was lying as much as she appeared to have total recall about every element of any tryst. "I was standing on the corner when the warm westerly wind almost blew my aquamarine rayon dress up.."
from mommylap :
I would think the best thing about skating was that it was on the FROG POND. Because that's way better than a duck pond. In my head.
from bonypony :
There's a Japanese (i think) magazine that's kind of their version of a Playboy sort of thing, and it's called Bejean. Not that I've ever purchased a copy. But your entry (Monkees/Turkey Day) made me think of that everytime I saw the word Bejeen. Which is what cherubs are, by the way.
from mommylap :
I have been mishearing lyrics lately, at a rate unprecidented since my childhood. I loved the Monkees ever since I was 7. Now I'll be wondering if the cherubs really are benign..they SEEM benign, but they might be killers...
from gumphood :
thanks for stopping bye ...
from mommylap :
I don't know how you found me, but I can't remember the last time a comment made me instantly love anyone as much as your Nancy Sinatra comment. I can't wait to real some of your archives!
from galaxy :
hi!
from asitwere :
Hey there... visiting family & touring Australia now. Photographed the town sign for "Beulah" and want to email it to you!
from cracklaugh :
that is the beautilicious Tariqh...yummmmy!
from habbit :
okey beulah, answer me these questions 3 (or 5)... 1) Do you shave your armpits? 2) What is your favorite type of soup? 3) If words ever escape you, where do they escape to? 4) If you were a tree, which would you be and why? 5) If you had one thing to say to Wittgenstein, Deleuze, or Sartre, what would it be?
from dirtnerdluv :
Time Out was that film where the Swiss guy who lost his job pretended to have a job with the UN? He drove around a lot and scammed money from friends and family? Remember? It was good I thought.
from hapithoughts :
hah! oh.... :| hehehhe. i like real boloneeeeee. is that wrong? i feel like it should be even if it isn't.
from habbit :
sure! catch me on msn =)
from habbit :
im floating around. like my page says, ill be back in april, just wanted to take a blog vacation is all. how you doing?
from habbit :
good point, maybe i should.
from habbit :
me no el rampago because i have to learn flash mx like yesterday. im a bonehead and need the headspace for it. for this i am sorry. the mutter museum looks cool. can i be a guest-star on beulah bondo? ill trade you.
from habbit :
why do you say youre a spin off of thee kitty? how about thee beulahbondo! sorry i wont be seeing any of yall this weekend. rampage away.
from peth :
yay, Rampage! we will scour the trepanated skulls and warsh with the soap lady.
from habbit :
grope, gropity, grope, grope.
from habbit :
okey okey, those chinese acupucturists are so judgemental about our tongues. dont they know coffee and donuts are good for you? my feet are reasonably warm, despite the grey. i will take a nap.
from peth :
You can get washboard abs and a sexy girlfriend in jail. Those pots are sexy en masse, and I'm sure they'd be sexy alone, too. I wanted this for to be in your guestbook, but I just signed it. phooey.
from habbit :
ill look for it. ive spent the past couple of days catching up with theories of gameplay and in particular, child psych. though its dry reading i want to cover winicott too.
from peth :
i am both crazy about my couch and quite simply also crazy.
from pirate-ships :
hi beulah!! whoo! shout-out!

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