messages to devallyk:
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from over-now :
but where did you go? *cries*
from kylieee :
what? whaaaaat?! i'll need an email asap regarding this move (from diaryland?).
from ugotsoul :
true... writer's block, ey?
from mare-ingenii :
It's been a couple of days... I kinda need my Fletch fix here! Hope you're well...
from ugotsoul :
Hi hot stuff... I kept forgetting to mention this to you... but there's this diary entry that Dianabee wrote, that I think you would most appreciate reading... it's on my fav's list (entries)... check it out if you have time... it's very sweet... besos!:)
from lestat58 :
Yeah. No offence taken. I was not sure you meant everyone or whatever, should've re-read the entry. Bloody kisses, Lestat
from lestat58 :
I'm not trying to sound rude or mad or whatever you might think, I'm just trying to straighten things out with ya. See, I'm a goth, as most know, yet I am funny. See, you can be gothic and be funny at once, it's personality ya know. And yes, miserable is a good word for goths, though they have their good times too. So, yeah, i just wanted to bring it to your attention that goths can be funny and unmesirable, they just gotta try. bloody kisses, Lestat
from darksa :
I'm so crushed. You've no idea how hard it was for me to get all your many links to work into that design. Sigh. Why doesn't anyone love the little Guinness guy? Hunh? HUNH? Dammit.
from darksa :
Agh! Yeah, I emailed it to hotmail yesterday afternoon. Here, cut and paste: http://shagpro.com/Bren/diary/fletcher.html . NO peeking from anyone else!!!
from thevelvet :
i adored the entry about avril lavigne. can you b e more right? i don't think so.
from eustilly :
Oh, I forgot to tell you. I love the new layout. Very lovely indeed. How ya been doing?
from ugotsoul :
okay honey... off now to get a trusty little calling card... I really need just get a long distance plan in gear... but anywho... give me about an hour... I just got out of my class today... ugghhhh.... :( I'm annoyed... I missed a line... Grrrr.... but anyway! Yes, I'm off! Bye love...
from ugotsoul :
New template? Hmmm... interesting... I like it... simple... :) It's three here now... I'll be home in an hour or so... maybe I'll call you then?
from cuppajoe :
Your buddylist says I'm a celebrity! I didn't know this! Who told you? I must know so I can buy them something pink and frilly and made for a monkey! I must! But thank you for the flattering words. All my best, Joey.
from ugotsoul :
hmmm... bye :)
from bluecharis :
Hi Fletch, your diary now seems to be password protected. Would you e-mail me the password? Please? All the best, Charis :-)) ([email protected])
from ugotsoul :
human difficulties? well that just doesn't sound too good... Mmmm... okay... I'll be around on and off sweets... okay honey... i trust your okay... I'm here if anything... chao...
from ugotsoul :
ummm... wha??? where did you go?
from desdemonia :
I love your new design !
from moviegrrl :
awesome new design. 'nuff said
from ugotsoul :
listless? How so?
from ugotsoul :
oh daddy!!! (*ha! ha!*) I told some other co-workers the story today... they were off there rockers laughing... so yeah... I'd suppose you are... ha!
from ugotsoul :
This is going to sound odd (and ironical of course...) luv... but you seem to feel so distant... mmmm... btw... is this the same sword you are using to train little Dylan for his future years as a Ninja? :)
from ladyofamber :
with the high kicks, and the tight leather outfit...? *laughs and wipes tears from her eyes*
from blueedwards :
god, I didn't know someone else was reading this! you made my day, you have my smile. thanx, really. And you know? I'm trying to get out of that shit. I'm trying to be fine.
from mare-ingenii :
Fletch, where are you? I need my daily fix! You ok?
from ugotsoul :
...hmmm... you have me worried...
from ugotsoul :
I rush... rush... rush... to get on this puppy for just one little hour... and you've gone astray! Not even an entry! hmmm... honey, i hope your okay... seriously... chin up...hmmm... smile please...
from darksa :
Re: Female Quality Requirement Dossier -- Ack! How did I miss this post? Anyhow, I was searching for quotage and this particular entry has enticed me to post a note. I've learned that you can't make lists, dear. I used to make very specific lists, with everything from "must like egg salad" to "must understand my love of porn" on there. #1 on my list -- the absolute MUST NOT COMPROMISE -- was "Must not smoke or drink." NUMERO UNO. My husband is a chain smoking semi-alcoholic. (#1!!! 1!!!) He likes egg salad and porn, though. Cool.
from love-in-vein :
You're quite welcome }:)
from love-in-vein :
Hello...just a random fan. I wandered into my local comic book shop, and saw "the Crow" graphic novel and thought of you. Anyway, love your diary, it's smashing. Have a nice night.
from ugotsoul :
Aaaah! I'm here... relief...
from ugotsoul :
oooof... just read everything you wrote today... hmmm... i had forgotten the specifics of that entry... if i remember correctly you wrote that, at about the same time I decided to tag you as a fav... yes... definitely a good entry... a wonderful sense of vulnerability...
from ugotsoul :
hmm... just sent you an email... not to tamper with such a wonderful note... but... yes, wonderful choice... actually, when I left jorge-- back when... I left him a cd, i made to remember me by... (silly I know)... but coincidence enough... that song was on there... yes, good choice... good choice... anywho, how have you been today? i haven't had a chance to read anything just yet...
from ugotsoul :
good afternoon honey... missed you quite terribly too... hope all is well for you today... 'cure' video's... really? And wine? What envy!!!
from ugotsoul :
...yes... tripple on the tsk...tsk...tsk... I've missed you today... haven't been around much today, huh?...
from ugotsoul :
oh tsk!! You're gone for the evening...? Tsk...tsk...
from ugotsoul :
I completely understand why you may not want to mention Claire as often... (why do you think I haven't mentioned the likings of Shawn in so long...so undeniably, I understand...) hmm... I think i'll email you the rest of what I wanted to write to you about... :)
from ugotsoul :
you must be devastatingly tired love... I feel awful... you will crash when you get home, won't you?... but yes... Adri, on her way to bed... mumbled to John... to prepare for "Spooning!" and that just brought me a flood of memories... from you, Claire, choking hair... and on to my own experiences of choking men in their sleep... it turned into a bit of a nostaligic evening... which bled onto this morning as you've read, I'm sure... you really do make me think, Mr. Fletch... I haven't had anyone do that for me in some time... it's a definite plus, I'm sure..
from ladyofamber :
the two emails I sent you today... ignore the first one.. it makes less sense than usual :) *goes away*
from over-now :
your party sounds delightful! i wish i could see something like that.
from ugotsoul :
Oh Pooop!! I must go now... your obviously not on at the moment... bye... hon'
from lestat58 :
lol, Fletch, I have a feeling surfing isn't gonna get you 'it'. bloody kisses, Lestat
from ugotsoul :
oh that's the funniest typo ever!!! "Ho honey"??? I meant "HI"... ha! that looks funny as hell... (no pun intended dear... HA!)
from mare-ingenii :
As for The Threesome... Just cuz there were 3 in a bed doesn't mean it qualifies as a threesome. That was just a sex queue for you. As for the Insane Customer Who Called You A Lackey... I feel your pain. I so feel your pain. Why is it that when people get in front of a service desk, or on the end of a service phone call, they turn into some kind of low-browed, knuckle-dragging being?
from kellyfish :
*sighs* ill have to let you off then... i suppose it's not your fault so so damn popular...
from kellyfish :
goddamn! we're not all americans!
from seralynn :
Um... Well, That Threesome WAS boring. Dont give up on Threesomes though. The ones I was in was all about that Jazzy Porn Star Ravishing Action. :)
from ugotsoul :
(Oh and Ms. Darksa... you must be in the worng part of the states... Gainesville, FL is king!!!)...sorry another aside, just so it doesn't aggrivate (my buddy Shari) any longer... it's strawberry blonde, as she describes it (I should be more descriptive, I suppose)... your silly luv... :) really... You're real too, aren't you? Hmmm...
from darksa :
oh yeah? well, i bet you don't have the special collector's edition of "soup". NYEAH. :P [I pride myself on my Blind Melon collection, but I never tell anyone about it, since I'm the only person in the states who celebrates their entire catalogue.]
from ugotsoul :
Really? I find that remarkable actually... well... let me at least pick a more appropriate song for you... and rehearse it a bit ey? (*ahem... ahh...eehhh...oohhh...uuu...*clearing throat* aheeeemmmm!)...
from ugotsoul :
..."All I can say is that my life is pretty strange..." Oh never mind... I've never been very good at serenading men... but yes... a top ten best song of all time (on my personal auot-bio list)... Blind Melon... I concurr... But anyway, I'm sounding like a bit of a butt wipe I fear... sweets...ehh...urr... never mind... I'll email you instead...
from darksa :
BLIND MELON!!! ...all is forgiven. I'll not even mention the unmentionable band thing any longer.
from ugotsoul :
Oh man... you made me smile... OOOuuuuch!!! Well, goodnight luv... I'm going home now... :) But first, one more rant for the day on the good ol' diary... all the drugs have me on a role...Ha! Goodnight, to you too, Mr. Paul... I'll start my homework as soon as I get home... :)
from secondclass :
Nice one Alex. You've just made my new entry...
from ugotsoul :
oh dear... let me clear that...ahem!(i read like a damn hooker---hey! no cracks on that on!!) i mean... I'll work on some other prospects for you Paul... ahem... yes... and Mr. Fletcher, we'll just deal with that when and if you ever get here... ahem...yes..
from ugotsoul :
oh honey.... hmmm... so you're a watcher ey? Interesting... Paul... I don't even know you and you have me a bit worried sir... it's been a while hasn't it? Well, get your shit together and come on over for a bit... I'll start working on a little something for you, ey?
from secondclass :
Any that he can't handle I will. Satisfaction guaranteed. I will even provide you with a bumper sticker that says "Bury Me In A Y-Shaped Coffin". Now that's Customer Service.
from ugotsoul :
oh come now... that would be a far better death... than say, hacking your lung out while trying to maneuver your bike...no?(...hmmm... besides, I've been warned a bit about you sly Brits... hmmm...)
from ugotsoul :
oh man... that was funny... I just read the most recent proposal... ironically right after my... where is the proposal note? Ha! So you don't think you can sitsfy more than 200 women... tsk, tsk... again too too humble hmmm... :)
from mustangusmc :
I am not trying to play cupid here, or predict the stars *gasp* ...damned astrology....Just enyoying the company. You are way too fortunate Fletch, what with running away from 200+ women. Oh, and thanks for the refrences to Paul. I feel it necessary to chat with him sometime about Dylan, maybe he can offer a perspective that I have yet to conceive. Oh, and the suitable proper English entry was an uproar...enjoyed it quite a bit.
from ugotsoul :
oh fletch! where is it? I want to read it!! This is much to funny... you know you should be nice and give paul a proposal or two! Did he notice I put him on my list? I try my best to help the poor and famished y'know? (*giggles*) Is it in your GB? The proposal?
from ugotsoul :
Now... now, Fletch... don't be sooo humble... It's more like 220 isn't it?
from ugotsoul :
oh that's a semi-fib... yes... in a shakespearean play once (opposing character, i believe... but that doesn't count...
from ugotsoul :
I've never heard anyone actually use the word "hark" before! Ha! Outnumbered? How so?
from ugotsoul :
good afternoon to you!! :) Hmm... I see you haven't read your GB note, ey? hmmm... a chase?? i would have to consult my ego on this... I didn't really know if I was in the running for any craziness actually... hmmm... interesting...
from ugotsoul :
"derranged reprobate"... oh dear... your choice of words always brings a smile to my morning... ha!
from ugotsoul :
What is this...? Another Fletcher... scary business... :) (Psst... I'm trying to thwart the masses silly...)
from diedpretty :
Well, this is quite weird, 'cos my name is Fletcher - and yeah, it's my real name. I've never met anyone else named Fletcher, I've scanned the credits of countless Hollywood movies and never seen anyone named Fletcher, and lots of people think it's actually my surname. I suppose I can relate to Milhouse from the Simpsons, heh. Cool diary.
from ugotsoul :
Well yes... aren't we all a bit smitten by you... hmmm...
from ugotsoul :
Well... i hope it helps your stress levels to know I have removed my bid!! (*oh the tears with it all...* *Gasp!*)
from ugotsoul :
Alas dear Fletcher!! I fear I may have to remove my bid for thy heart!!! As my cat fighting days may very well be behind me... y'know, with the old age and all... Yes, I will leave the conquering to the masses (and to the occasional rabbit killing obsessor)... as I very much fear for my life! And god forbid they go after the 'twins' in some grotesque manner... so good luck all fair ladies... good luck... as I'll kindly have to step away with dear regret, from the possible wrath of the all mighty harem!!
from mustangusmc :
Ok, maybe I overstepped there, so sorry, Dont mind me...*pulling foot out of mouth*..oopps....J
from mustangusmc :
Ahhh, did I hear Threesome, now that sounds fun indeed....
from mustangusmc :
But, its only a bunny. An innocent, fluffy little bunny. hahahahahaha...
from ugotsoul :
yup, I'm at work... (*sad sighs*) Alas! you two will have to go on without me! And what on earth does being English have to do with having a bit of promiscuous fun? Weren't you the one with a teensy complaint... having had the most boring threesome known to man? Hmmm... tsk... tsk... sneaky indeed... :)
from mustangusmc :
Oh yeah, and Fletch, we shall have to make it a point to converse vocally as well. I shall enjoy the banter.
from mustangusmc :
Ahh, the intrigues keep piling up. What would master Yoda think?
from ugotsoul :
You better believe it!! You're a slick little Brit, aren't you??? :) (*wink*) love, do you have Mr. J's #? ... yes... I have a few phone calls to make to he U.S. government... I'm not sure if they do witness--to "woo-ness" relocation...
from ugotsoul :
tsk? tsk? Damn!!! (*wink*) a definite pleasure delayer!!!! A master of woo-ing with words... hmph! Tsk! Tsk! :)
from mustangusmc :
ahh, is she a "goer" ya think? heh? Heh? I bet she would...I bet she would....I bet she's a goer...
from mustangusmc :
And thus the Mustang sets trends of phone calls to Diary members...hehehe...J
from ugotsoul :
Aside from a few mishaps... I promise I'm not as foolish as I seem.... Ha!
from ugotsoul :
you mean, my nervous giggles... and retarded rant on pill popping didn't scare you off? Wow? You're of the patient and understanding bunch, aren't you? I slapped my forhead quite a bit after that conversation... I told Addrienne after the fact... about my random drug monologue... she died laughing... as a matter of fact... I was in the middle of writing a tid bit about it... :)
from ugotsoul :
Wow you read that fast Fletch!!! I'm still not done going back to review it for grammer/editing purposes... As a matter of fact I had to change quite a few things... i hope it was fairly legible... Ummm... no stress... I'm not too down anyway... I had a great Saturday night you know... that high should last me for quite a bit... you seem a bit on the nostalgic trip yourself... are you good? :)
from kitty1980 :
wow your fast at responding ;) my friend will add your address under my little friend icon on my page, i do it myself but i suck at that whole html thing :)
from ugotsoul :
this is going to read sooo retarded... but I have no other way of putting it luv... You're a wonderful Man...
from shivery :
that would be the one. also acting as the wildly unpopular mayor of new york city. he's really quite intriguing in his utter disregard for quality of life in this city.
from shivery :
and did you find out?
from shivery :
was that you, checking up on my from the uk several times yesterday?
from blackcat14 :
cool beans.
from lestat58 :
*frown* Fletch, you never answered my email! Which I expected...but still... bloody kisses, Lestat
from cathieanne :
"pointless stuff" ...hehehe.... I got here (diaryland) by searching for "Arizona smells funny."
from ugotsoul :
jesus... i need to wake up... that was suppose to read: 'I don't want to "whored your notes"-'... yeah... ugghh... In all honesty... I think YOU just make me a bit retarded, see?
from ugotsoul :
Ha! Ha! Ha! Although my love, I think you may actually be taller than him...(if that's what you mean...) And two... I'll email you in a bit... with more details... I don't want to whored, I begining to fear a bit for my life here... whith these ladies pulling their hairs out for you... although, I have to ask... b/c (J & I) have a theory, and I've been designated to ask... and I'll quote J' on this: "Hey Alex... who's Jenny?"
from ugotsoul :
...hmmm...yes... blasted Pleasure Delayer! :)
from ugotsoul :
(*tears*) Oh christ... that was funny! oh and BTW... J' is an absolute dream... talked with him last night... I have to admit though... you were quite the topic of conversation... interesting... yes... interesting...
from ugotsoul :
...will uhhh look like... yes... ahem...
from ugotsoul :
oh but yes... thank you Fletch... at least now... if you do actually decide to knock on the door... you will know what the body on the other side of the door--- ahem, floor I mean... after the loud thump! :)
from ugotsoul :
oh my goodness.... the ladies are fighting???? Good god Fletch... J' are you reading this? I was getting on here to write something else... but uhhh... ummm... yeah, I've changed my mind... :)
from sickofiodine :
no! you're stopping in l.a. to make my accquaintences first!
from seralynn :
Hey, Im only 4 hours away from Chicago...(Detroit) you *Could* stop by here and make a new friend.. :)
from darksa :
hmm. i don't know why i have a diary. it started years and years ago, when diaryland had no "gold" membership. it was just starting. and my friend said: "look, we can make diary designs now!". i was writing for a comic book series i'd created, and thought it would be funny to write a diary from the point of view of my fictional character. i think i had about four entries before i got bored and abandoned it for several years. i'd even forgotten my password, and had the profile set to three email addresses ago. but, living in misery in los angeles reached its peak, and someone said "and this rash of blogs in this online diary fad is out of control..." and i wondered, "what the hell is a blog?". after my husband clarified that, my little dark spice angel diary was indeed, a "blog", i decided to be completely unoriginal and change my diary so that it was all about me. when i did that, i found i had a wealth of things to post about, all day, every day, for months on end. still do. it's just easier to tell the truth, i suppose. and what i find completely mundane, my friends find fascinating. maybe i'm too reserved with how i feel in real life, and this glimpse into my brain is just what is needed. maybe my friends are freaks. maybe i'm an evil genius. who's to know?
from pig7 :
guess you ran out of gas in your soapbox...otherwise that note might have kept going...i think we're really starting to push the limits of the definition of immortality...i didnt know we were going metaphysical here....granted..i love the movie the crow...i own it...but you have to admit...he may have 'lived a life worth living', but he sure as hell died a death worth forgetting...what a shitty way to go...i dont bet he planned on going out that way...he probably had a few more life long goals that he didnt achieve...hence having a life not entirely worth living...and i still think its ironic that you quoted him on immortality
from ugotsoul :
I have to comment Fletch... your use of the word "interesting" is a bit nerv-wrecking... in it's "vagueness", I mean... :)
from ugotsoul :
yes Sir Fletch!
from ugotsoul :
And you know what the sad things is Fetch? At this moment it's 1:12 p.m. in these parts... (I was able to sleep in a bit, see...) I've been trying to wane myself off of sleeping pills.. so proper sleep has been a bit elusive, I'm afraid... But truth be told, I tend to just be even less tactful when incoherent-- as such... the truth just unromantically falls out, I fear... (not a desired plus, I suppose). :)
from ugotsoul :
(**yawns**) Yes, I'm a bit more alert now... Sorry to read, you feel so "generic"... I think a few dirty thoughts about the "Vicky" may help... (*giggles*) god knows it wouldn't hurt anyone... but in any case... yes, You--- silly boy indeed... and yummy... (oh! ahem!) Yes, the coffee... right... right... my coffee...eehhh... oh yes, BTW- Carousel... yes... after much study... definite thumbs up...
from rainyday6 :
hey. nice diary. It is actually VERY entertaining. ^__^ Just wanted to say hi.
from pig7 :
just to push it one step too far...do you see the irony in quoting brandon lee on immortality...just curious
from ugotsoul :
oh yeah... okay... forgive me, if this question turns out to be entirely stupid... but... "The distance is a killer, but ours is not to question, I guess." eeehhh? Clarify please mr. Fletch... granted I may re-read the note tommorrow, and totally get it... ehhh... I can't emphasize the fatigue i have now... in case I don't har from you 'till "manana", sweet dreams dear... I envy you're proximity to your bed at the moment... (oh dear... ehhh... I met that in the "clean" way... ahem... for now! ha!) alrighty... I'm being ridiculous at this point... I'll be off before I become more of an ass... :)
from ugotsoul :
Yeah... I knew she was the only one left at this point... didn't know about the others, and where they went though... but I've always felt she was the core of the group anyhow... although, you could easily dispute me on this... I haven't been up on Veruca news as of late... and uhhh... oh boy... ummm... I forgot what I was going to write... ehhh... I'm devastatingly tired at the moment... I'll come back when I remember, luv... :)
from ugotsoul :
Fletch, i'm quite serious about this... You are either a very strange boy... or I'm living in the wrong country... hmmm...?
from ugotsoul :
Ahh! What's the beef with Post being "on a pwer trip"? Vercua doesn't get as much cover in these parts as of late, I'm afraid. :( You will have to inform me of this juice!
from ugotsoul :
Flecth? Was Veruca always on you list? Or did you just change that from something? I would think, that one would have stuck out in my mind... I've only met one other boy (in my life) that really, really liked them... besides muah--.....humm... Go figure! My butt got so trampled in a mosh for one for one of their shows once... Ha! haven't really thought about that day in a while... :)
from ugotsoul :
Oh Fletecher... I am so fried... I just responded to your note... by noting myself... (*smack to the forhead*)Uuggh... Ah!!! I just read your other note... I love that woody allen quote! Fabu! Anyway... sorry... yes, back to the original reponse: So sorry Fletch! I didn't mean to confuse you!! They were two separate thoughts actually... "it's a shame, you're on the other side of the pond" dear... that was all... and the acting bit came out... b/c I could use a friendly voice to work on a scene I've been assigned... hmmm... :)
from pig7 :
ill go you one further..."i want to achieve immortality not through my work, i want to achieve immortality by not dying"-woody allen
from ugotsoul :
because you like her of course... silly... silly boy... :) Mmmm... I forgot you were a bit of an actor... Mmmm.... such a shame... :(
from ugotsoul :
(a mad influx of *gasps* & *sighs*) Well done Mr. Fletch...
from ugotsoul :
Oh sweet Jesus Fletch! I just read your 'guest' note... i almost fell off my chair laughing! Oh jesus... your absolutely delicious... thank you.... oh hold on... (*Looking down, confering with the ladies*) Yes... they too say "thank you" sir Fletch... and if I must say... they're lookin' rather blushed at the moment... :)
from ugotsoul :
(*giggles*) Cryptic? Ummm... ahem... maybe. I began my day, reading your last email... (and of course reading today's entry...) and then re-reading your email again (for kicks i suppose)... hmmm... yes... You have proven to be a better bolt of adrenline in my bloodstream, than the coffee I'm holding... :) Good morning to me... and good afternoon to you, good Sir. :)
from ugotsoul :
... ohhhh Fletch... :)
from pig7 :
the key to immortality is not dying...
from faewitchbaby :
Painted nails on males are so yummy looking. Come to hink of it, I havn't painted mine in like 5 days. Anyway, I just adore your diary.
from secondclass :
three entries today. heavens to betsy i have been a busy boy...
from kylieee :
fletch, i just wanted you to know that i still read your journal every day, and sometime soon i'd really like to talk to you. email me or something...
from mwovu :
i'm just dropping a note to say that i have been reading your journal for a bit now, and i like reading it because i can relate to a lot of things you say. i'm sorry about claire and i know what you are going through with the positive voice/negative voice thing. happens to me a lot about other things. i hope things get better for you. until then, i'm sorry.
from seralynn :
I think this is the year that we all learn the utterly terrible lesson about Love. Sometimes Love just isnt enough. And its not your fault, Fletch.. If she wanted it to work, it would have worked. Obviously you wanted it.. but it takes two.
from over-now :
i am going through the same tug-of-war feelings about someone i cared deeply about too. i know how you feel. and i have yet to find out how to get past it. i wish i knew.
from ugotsoul :
Oooof... okay... not only did I re-read those on my list... but in coming back to write you something else... part of your profile re-captured my attention... the "paint my nails " bit....Oooooh...I'm a dork, I mean I knew, but... nevermind... (I'm a bit blushed now)...but yes, now that I've refreshed my memory... your "attractive meter" has risen a tad, I'd say... Hmmm, you have a bio don't you? I'm going to re-read it- refresh the brain cells... I know I stick my foot in my mouth... but "write" my foot in my mouth? is that possible? Oh dear...
from ugotsoul :
Ehhh... ummmm... huh? whaa? Are you saying you are NOT a "momma's boy"? (*giggles*) How did the book thing go love?
from aresnaut :
Sweetheart, definitely a compliment. Pat yourself on the back, kick up your feet and take a coffee break. She'll most likely melt with the book (and you know it, sly bloody bastard..)
from ugotsoul :
Fletcher... and I don't know why I'm gonna say this... b/c maybe you shouldn't be aware of it.. b/c it may in fact destroy the humble notions- behind the act- if you will.... But the book... well, that's the most romantic thing you can possibly do... far from any flower... b/c to put it simply... your handing her a tangible format of ideas, thought, and metaphors that go quite beyond any hallmark card... oh, and I'd sign the book for her... it's the perfect touch to personalize the gesture... Mmmm... good job Fletch... good job...
from aresnaut :
Your a nut. I shall forever love reading your diary for that fact alone. Further more, thanks, I was giggling maniacally through your entire rant.
from cianne :
i thought your astrology opinions were pretty amusing. i'm actually rather surprised that so many people would get so personally offended by them, but i guess they need to learn to let others have their own opinions. don't be bothered with their rantings.
from aeternum :
I've always thought astrology was a bunch of bollocks. Actually, when I read your entry, I was qutie titillated to find that your choice of words mirrored mine almost exactly - how can a bunch of rocks flying about in space possibly influence my life? Keep up the good work.
from squirrelx :
Thanks so much for your kind words in praise of my banners. These days I profoundly appreciate ALL external validation, but coming from someone whose brilliance has been astounding and delighting me since my very first day on Diaryland, it's all the more significant. Best, Xtine / Squirrel X
from mustangusmc :
Your certainly welcome, and I do believe you have a wisdom that overstands your years. I hope one day to make it to your area of the globe and maybe banter philosophies in person, (over a beer of course)...J
from ugotsoul :
Ding! Ding! Ding! Good answer! You win the coveted prize!! Plenty of extra change in the all-mighty "Spank Fletcher Fund"! (*smile*) Now be a good boy and treat yourself to a nice pint of Guinness! (or at least something of the such...) :)
from ugotsoul :
clothes? Really....? (***to self: DAMN! FOILED!!! CRAP!!**) HA!... okay I'll play nice... promise! :) Yeah, pic's...hmmm... would you believe I'm registered with i-image net... to post pics... and I can't seem to post any pics! ... silly!!! I'm working on it Fletch! Hey, Stupid question, (I just thought of it)... just out of sheer random curiousity... from what you've read, how do you imagine i look like?
from ugotsoul :
Christ Fletch! I hadn't read my notes until just now... shit... ehhh... you killed me kid... my co-worker just caught me hugging my monitor, with tears (seriously, I've been quite delerious these few days)... luv ya Fletch, great now I feel like I may owe you the pics instead... however, that may prove to be to traumatizing... we'll call it even on this one, i think... big smoooch. :)
from ugotsoul :
Oh my God! Funny Funny shit... I'm sorry Fletch... I don't mean to be whording your note box, but I just read december guys note... and the kicker is Ms. Cleo... was charged with fraud recently... (oh wait... you probably don't know who she is... she ran one of those pay hotlines, to get your future read...) Funny, oh anad again... I'd appreciate over night delivery on the pics thank you... (!)
from ugotsoul :
Seriously, now that my beloved famed Ben Affleck is off the market... I would need some nudey pic's of you... post haste! for my now defunct "pinup's only wall"... (*giggles*) PALEEEASE CHEER UP!!!
from ugotsoul :
uhhhh... Fletch? Yes, would this be a bad time to tell you... YOU ARE ONE GOD DAMN FLY & FINE MOTHER F**KER!! (*smile dear!*) Cheer up and stop reading the pointless pieces of crap and erase the bitches! PALEEEASE!
from decemberguy :
Astrology is bullshit. You should tell those people who are bothering you to call Miss Cleo and her flippin' tarot cards..and leave you be. Idiots....
from seralynn :
Hmm... who cares about those other people. Just delete the messages.. C'mon its ruining your "good read". Lets get back to the good stuff. - Sera.
from darksa :
Blah! Why are people such morons?! Obviously, there is not a little wiccan astrologer sitting at Nextel, reading the stars so that she can send what she sees for your birth sign to just YOUR cell phone. Little gnomes do not scurry about, writing a tailored horoscope for your star sign, in anticipation of you reading the newspaper that day. Stevie Nicks is not a goddess, you silly people! She is just a recording artist! She was better in Fleetwood Mac! Does that make Mick Fleetwood a God? ABSOLUTELY NOT! The defense rests.
from miss-edith :
So, the entry that people have taken the most offense to, is the one about horoscopes? I find that really odd. I have never been offended by anything you've written, but then again, I don't offend easily. But horoscopes? It just doesn't seem like a topic that would inspire such ire. Hee. That rhymed. It's not like discounting horoscopes is a really unpopular opinion. I happen to think there's something to it when you really study it in depth, which leads to way more than 12 character classifications, but obviously, the newspaper/magazine/cellphone horoscopes are total bunk. No one write me nasty emails about this OK? I actually do know a fair amount about this subject, and even if I didn't, I am still entitled to express my opinion, as is Fletcher. Keep up the writing so I can keep up the reading Much Love, Miss Edith
from sweetnsexxy :
I just wanted to let you know that i love your diary. You have insane writing talent!
from into-thefire :
love the diary,you=favorites
from ugotsoul :
Thank you gorgeous! It worked! :) and your quite welcome... (*grins*) the "biker dude" seemed appropriate... :)
from ugotsoul :
I agree with J'... Fletch, I have a question that maybe you can help me with: How do i get rid of the double spacing, but keep lines directly stacked on each other... like for a poem? Do you know the html for that nonsense? I've been playing with it, but I'm stumped.
from mustangusmc :
So I am thinking you send Vicky flowers, maybe you already thought of that but it seems the obvious route to go. ......J
from ugotsoul :
wow... hey make sure you get signed to make part of the profits... if she sells the book... :) check your email Fletch... :)
from superkork :
You don't really know me, but I stumbled upon your diary a few weeks ago and can't help but read it every day. I doubt you really want to talk to me, but I just wanted to say that I followed the link to your prose you had written. I really enjoyed it and just wanted to tell you that it was great.
from darksa :
You so don't know what you're asking for. I had a clever concept for a story, but have no idea what to fill it out with. I'm even boring myself with my writing. So every once in a while, I sneak a peek at your diary and see what's happened to you in the last few days. Then I manage to find a way to write your life into a novel. And the sad part is, it's the only thing interesting in the whole damn book. I haven't come up with a singularly interesting idea in the last three days. I'm going to have to ban myself from your diary if I ever want to get anything done. Oh, and by the way, this whole "you and vicky" situation isn't working out how I like it. Mind if I write you two in the book as happily ever after? That just works so much better...
from mare-ingenii :
See, now that's a damn shame. I always give a gentleman a second chance... silly girl.
from aeternum :
Oh, but it is a crime if you write self-pitying drivel like most teenage girls around these parts do. I mean, so do I, but at least it's halfway interesting drivel. Let me know when the next part of your book goes up. And just for the record, all those women out there who despise the gentlemen are either insane or under 14. If only there were more like you!
from aeternum :
Fletch - been reading your diary for a while now and it fucking rocks. Yes, I am a teenage girl, but to make up for that unpardonable sin, I try not to write like one. Good luck with Vicky! Also, I read the first chapter of your novel. I like it a lot. Has a faint Douglas Adams flavour to it, which is never a bad thing. Keep writing!
from gcriotgirl :
AAAAAAHHH, I wanna know how your "date" went. I'll check in the morning. Good Luck :)
from ugotsoul :
...oh yeah... and I'm suree she'll be wearing her best bra for the evening! It's quite the girl thing to do... (*wink***giggles*)...
from ugotsoul :
As they say... Break a leg Fletch... You'll be in my thoughts... :)
from debanne :
Nice job, and good luck tomorrow! As my mom used to tell me, every date is practice for the one you stay with. (Course, she told me when I was 14, and the biggest signals I sent to a boy were whether I wanted to hold hands, but it still applies here.)
from slick45 :
if you want it bad enough the charm will flow like cheap, bad beer. good luck tommorow, and break a fucking leg.
from quickvick420 :
I thought it was cool that the girls name was Vicky and she spells it like me to, don't be nervous and good luck on your date
from goddessdawn :
Good luck with your date fletcher!
from sipthis :
Hello there. Every interesting banner always leads me to your diary...
from secondclass :
Well - i assume you'll pick up on this at some point. this is a backwards way of getting you to check my diary dude. stuff i cant talk about even to you. i cant say i'll honestly update it again. but at least now you dont have to write my sordid history. now - im going to get royally fucked up on Jack.
from mare-ingenii :
Nice one, Fletch. Nice one.
from kellyfish :
*smiles like a freak* yaaay! :-D
from moviegrrl :
go fletcher, go fletcher!!!! we ALL knew she was up for it! good work fella!
from morguecrawl :
See? She was *so* blatantly fishing for a "date". Good job. Have fun and let us know how it goes, hmm?
from ugotsoul :
GOOOOOD GOD!!! Halleeeluyah Fletch!
from decemberguy :
Alright, Man!!
from mare-ingenii :
GET HER NUMBER! You must! Call her up in the middle of her holiday time, as that would surprise her, and show that you took the trouble, instead of just sauntering by her desk... and just to serve Jonothon, who took far too much time to decide, get the number from him if you have to. Good luck!
from kellyfish :
Go for it - get her number off of Jonathon. She might be impressed that you went to lengths to get her number in the first place. Get her!!
from eighty3 :
i've been in similiar situations where the window of opportunity to ask a girl keeps shrinking at an alarming rate. my problem is that i often hold my tongue for fear that i'll make a fool out of myself or i'll take too long thinking up a way to ask. i've missed quite a few good opportunties that way. i'm starting to get the impression that there isn't a neat way to ask anybody. if you really want her, if there is a genuine interest there, you should just go for it. take the leap. whether you write her an email or show up outside her door, hopefully she's the sort of girl who will appreciate your earnest. great journal by the way.
from darksa :
Am I being curiously obvious, or has no one suggested emailing Vicky yet? That seems to be what I would do, seeing as it would be easier to take rejection (if there were to be any, that is) in the form of an email. Although, once she sees what a gifted writer you are, she won't be able to resist. :) I assume you know her email address, and even if you didn't, you could find out. It wouldn't seem as odd as a phone call out of the blue. Good luck!!!
from lizardspace :
Ummm, might I suggest email? I find that works pretty well, and you can look it over and revise as necessary and generally sound much less a prat than you might in conversation. Not that I'm suggesting that you *would* sound a prat in conversation, but any edge helps in these situations.
from ugotsoul :
get the number fletch... and stop being such a turd... the worst thing that can happen is she says no... big whoop! call damn it!
from squirrelx :
Get her phone number! Doesn't matter what lengths you have to go to to achieve that end --- just please get the number. Then call. My every instinct is screamin' that you gotta strike while your iron is hot. Best, Xtine / Squirrel X , loyal reader
from laura-diane :
i am really in to your diary. i like it a lot =)
from over-now :
re: Beautiful can i have a button? i need to smile.
from ugotsoul :
Go Fletch! Go!
from gcriotgirl :
Wait... can I grow wings too?
from gcriotgirl :
WHAT? What is with these people? Never been told you were wise before? Psshh, the nerve. But yeah, you're pretty smart :)
from ladyirony :
Dude... only in *fanfiction* does that kind of pass happen. Ask her out, *pronto*!!! ;)
from eustilly :
ha, my work is the same way-- not hotmail. you're pretty much right on the money...or so i would guess. it's just hard to see that from my POV, so i like to see what makes people respond the way you did. whatever it is, i need to keep it up. you made me happy! :)
from mustangusmc :
And you still answer the phone for her? She is hurting you, and continuing the agony. Something's got to give, and methinks to should be her, giving your self back to you......J
from lizardspace :
Wouldn't it be great if we could *all* tell those who sorely need it what to do with themselves? But then there'd be far less to write about, I suppose... :-)
from eustilly :
thank you for adding me as a fave diary. but i am curious. what elements of my diary led you to think me as an idealist and romantic? i am not denying it, but i think it's great how you picked up on that. could you e-mail me or "note" me about it? thanx!
from lizardspace :
I don't know you. I don't know Claire. I know very little of your history together and I only get your side of it, but it sure sounds to me like she's giving you a big ol' mind fuck. For what it's worth.
from gcriotgirl :
No problem. Can I ask... how old are you? If you're younger, it'll surprise me because you seem to have a lot of wisdom. :)
from kbaa :
beautiful
from gcriotgirl :
You have an awesome talent in writing, I read this every day.
from ugotsoul :
sent you an email Fletch... :)
from sickofiodine :
oh darling, your beauty is the only flattery i need.
from sickofiodine :
caroline thinks you're beautiful.
from darksa :
You're visiting the states!! And at a time when I just so happened to have moved back to the Chicago area. Now I have someone new to stalk! Oh, happy day!!
from oreo-child :
That makes me smile just thinking about how nice it would be to recive a button like that, just randomly. Simple, yet ingenious.
from deepblue3 :
I think the badges/cards idea is wonderful. I'm seriously considering getting one for myself now. I love it.
from aeternum :
Every time I see a really funny banner, I click on it - and they ALL lead me to your diary! Love your writing. Plus I love guys who wear nail polish!
from indementia :
thanks again (whatis that like the 50th time iv'e said that to you?) but i mean it, i love my new template and you for setting it up for me.
from indementia :
it would probably be helpful if you had my new password: mianme , duh
from indementia :
actully that would be wonderful :) thanks a bunch.
from indementia :
wow you actually found one! thank yoou! ill be applying it shortly. ;) its cool that your coming to america, i know i wont see you but its cool anyway.
from kath-i :
hi. just wanted to say that ur journal rox. hm yeah. thats about it actually lol. have fun
from ugotsoul :
that's just foul... my condolences on the whole shiz-nit... that's really just foul... grrrr...
from indementia :
i changed my password again, now its dietwice. thank you for your help, i have gone through a zillion sites looking for cool templates, and couldnt find anything, i dont even really like the one i have now, its a little bit too skanky, but i cant find anything better. i want something with some attitude, but the one i have...fear gives me a skanky image so id like something else. the firey one you showed me didnt quite do it for me, but i dont want to be a bother to you so.. i dont know, well i guess you woundnt have offered if you didnt wantto help.... right? k anyway, im blabbing, so whatever you do is helpful, but ifyou dont want to do anything dont worry.
from indementia :
thanks again
from indementia :
how nice of you to ask! that would be great thank you much! my password is youcandie - ill be changing it soon though ;)
from sipthis :
nice diary... {:0)
from indementia :
stumbled upon your diary, gladly so.
from picassomoon :
i laughed and i needed some funnies and your now the only diary in my favorite diaries (i think)
from demonpixie :
*chokes back her giggle* I'm so terribly sorry...
from tamantha :
The only Robert Rankin books I've read previously are 'A Dog Called Demolition' and 'Armaggeddon- the Musical'. They're actually damn hard to find here in Australia. Stupid country. No taste in literature.
from sickofiodine :
oh goodness! you called me "honey"! or rather, you typed it, but it's just as flattering still... on the subject of which, though you may not think so, you have lead a rather interesting life. check your notes page, certainly enough people find you interesting enough to constantly compliment you on your sheer sexiness. there's no way i'm the ONLY one..
from feio :
Sex, drugs, and sausage rolls? :)
from anomalee :
I would dare to say it's not your life that is necessarily so interesting, just your manner of relating things. As they say, some people could recite the phonebook and make it interesting, you happen to be a good story-teller, and make it more interesting than most "I did x and then I did y" type recounts, which are basically what I myself am guilty of, probably out of sheer laziness on my part...but...ah...yes...there was a point in there somewhat...
from ugotsoul :
Ahem! (*throat clearing*) Being a: twice removed foreigner (from you...) and a being a self-promoted horrendous speller and grammer queen... ahem! Well then... :) oh and no post yet... :(
from tamantha :
Was updating my own diary, when I noticed a banner flash up on the screen- 'Nostradamus Ate My Hamster'. Guess which book I borrowed from the library just TODAY? Yup, 'Nostradamus Ate My Hamster', by Robert Rankin. One of those weird moments of synchronicity, I suppose. (And on a piercing related note, the guy who did my tongue was quite good looking, but I clearly mistook charisma for competence. As soon as the giant needle was halfway though my tongue, he asked "Is that okay?" My obvious answer- "Myuh nyuh hyuh nuh nyuh." (Translation- "Just put the goddam barbell in, already!")
from sickofiodine :
like to know more, eh? well darling, i'm just FULL of useful information, depending on what you want to learn..
from casualbikini :
Your a brilliant person.
from autumnal :
interesting diary...love the tone and your karaoke story...
from twitchygeek :
hey man, karaoke is the muthahumpin shizzle. no ridicule here, i'm all for it. :)
from anomalee :
Hi there, just browsing and ran across your site. Love the layout, and the reference to Chaos Theory [taking a class on it, tickles me every time someone else mentions it]. You seem like a neat person. Ah, and if you really want to annoy a goth, just tell them they're goth, they have to deny it, true goths don't admit it, right [sisters of mercy complex]? Then they're stuck in the whole paradox.
from slick45 :
nobody's laughing; billy joel is the shit and a half. he's one of my favorites, and so's your diary, incedentally.
from sickofiodine :
you've worn make-up and you sing kareoke. you're mine.
from sourcoward :
it's one of those things, I pop in a Cure cd after months and months, and hop on the computer and check one of my all time favorite diaries, and The Cure's there too. I'm just a nerd for coincidences. :-)
from brainwashed3 :
meow
from brainwashed3 :
meow
from whore-2-cosy :
kareoke rules! i suggest bohemian rhapsody
from an-insight :
You've got some...er...interesting notes here. I'm sorry but I laughed at your expense. No, seriously, sorry about your hair disaster, but thanks for sharing it. I've got to catch up on your diary. I've been out of it for so long.
from sickofiodine :
stop being such a tease! love of oscar wilde, british nationality, and now a love of eddie izzard to the extent of quoting. if i had half the brain i do now, i'd say you were doing this just to spite me.
from sickofiodine :
the green hair i don't mind. looks don't factor into caroline's wild world of who she wants to make sweet love to. and despite the difficulty to acquire, i still want you in a matter as previously stated. see me, feel me.
from ugotsoul :
Nope! Alas, no love from the post for me! I'm sure it will get here shortly... it does have quite a distance to travel... i'll let you know love. :) ey!?!... you will post a new pic of your new do', won't you? It will keep your endless flock of female (presumably of course) followers at bay for a bit!! :) hell it might make for a good back drop to some computer screens out there...(*giggles*) P.S. I gladly will volunteer, if you need a fan club V.P. or prez on this end of the globe... (it would at least give me something productive to do at work.) :)
from sakurachan :
Excellent. This pleases me. Not that I'm *obsessed* with Spaced, or anything...
from sakurachan :
I saw your banner somewhere, and... that has to be a Spaced reference, right? I hope so, anyway!
from ugotsoul :
I waaaas to type: "You're breaking my heart fletcher... good luck love..." but alas, after reading the latter notes, I feel you are in good hands... :) And you say, no one has taken you up on your night of pasion?! ey? tsk! tsk! no need to be humble... enjoy! (*wink*)
from rimbauldi :
that was a good story.
from sickofiodine :
please?
from sickofiodine :
i take it back, i really wanna make sweet love to you.
from sickofiodine :
i want to make sweet love to you.
from twitchygeek :
nothing clever to say; just think you're neater than ice picks.
from o-jasmine-o :
The beautiful violins, I've always dreamed of owning an electrical one. I haven't come across any lunacy concerning your father (yet)... sorry about that.
from o-jasmine-o :
Oh my god, I just MUST get to know your dad!
from shannonm :
you have quite a way with words... :) i enjoyed my visit.
from shadowgirl :
i caught sight of one of your banners and was intrigued into clicking and then perusing through your entries... and i'm damn glad that i did click on that banner... i really enjoyed going through your entries, especially because you seem to be quite a witty person. wit just plain out kicks ass. i encourage you to visit my diary, of course, but i'm warning you that it will be in NO WAY as exciting and amusing as yours. you've been warned.
from sombrengel :
Just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed reading through your diary. I find reading about your life to be preferable to living in my rather boring and self-absorbed one a lot of the time. Keep up the stellar work.
from cowbellaao :
I was intrigued by one of you banners and thought i might see what you had to say. Reading you latest entry was rather amusing but it was only after i read your Enjoy Incubus entry that i was compelled to leave you a note and take a closer look. Your wit and love of Incubus is only overshadowed by the fact that you are English and there for have and accent, something that makes me weak in the knees. Thats all, and thanks for defending old Incubus there's nothing like the classics.
from o-jasmine-o :
Avoiding your guest book as it contains too much fluffy, girly twaddle for my liking. The referring link to your diary is plonked onto my desktop, but it was me who put it there after (one of) your banner(s) (?) lured me into your realm of words. I'm not sure of the point of me telling you this, so you'll just have to accept it for no reason. You'll be part of my favourites listing soon after I've thought up a comment to go in the white field.
from mustangusmc :
Fletch, this recent "Idiot" problem is quite easily solved. You only have to find the time and will to read more books (going back to the bookstore and all that)..I am sure that the offer will be afforded once again, if you make it known that the offer was appreciated and welcomed. Sounds like a good deal to me, friend.......J
from ugotsoul :
Your a bigger person than I my friend... props on it all!
from feio :
I've been reading for a while. I love your style, it's a nice change from the drole of "i did this and this and this today" (which I myself am guilty of). Your journal always proves to be interesting and nice. I imagine you as a very nice person.
from roxygrl15 :
I saw your banner and I thought to myself.. yes.. a cookie would be nice! Your diary is very awesome (like my choice of words?!)! Keep it comin!! haha
from mynameiscat :
I saw your ad, realized in fact that I did want a cookie and went on to read your diary. I too would like to know, did you ask her?
from ugotsoul :
Go Fletch Go!!! Did ya ask her??? Go Mr. Fletch!! oh, and thanks again love... now go!
from ugotsoul :
I concur on the hormonal invasion of the mind... thank you much! i will give you my address via email (in order to keep the mass perverted stalkers away... he.. he..) as per your request... By the way-just noticed- thank you so much for the tag- i'm quite blushed... i really was kidding though, I hope you didn't feel harrassed in any way, nevertheless- very sweet, thank you. :)
from ugotsoul :
disappoint?? oh, no, no- no predictions on my part... I shan't opinionate on something that has not occurred...(*the devil's grin ear to ear*) But I'm quite sure you've had a few takers on the night of passion offer? ey? No need to be humble... :) P.S. Shall I send you a blank cd to burn on?
from ugotsoul :
A night of passion you say? Do you not know the state I am currently in? I read this on the banner and think... uuugghhh... yes paallease! Click! Aaaawww Blasted! Foiled by the Englishman yet again!! (*wink*) :)
from ugotsoul :
bad Fletch... bad, bad Fletch... that's another twenty I'm gonna put in the "To Be Spanked" account... Hmmmm... so would I be able to get the goods, say via the internet, ey?
from kellyfish :
heh, well i do mean them! I proper love your diary i'm telling you. :) love fish.
from kellyfish :
Your grandad (sorry, i meant douglas) sounds really cool. You are a great writer and i love reading your entries! :)
from ugotsoul :
oh crap... that was funny as hell to read... as my co-worker just said... "apparently you (I) do not speak the Queen's english!!" he... he... no smarty pants! They didn't have the goods!! and to no avail... I hit a seperate shop during my last break and again to no avail! So I have promptly placed the twenty I was ready to break for the illustrious occasion and put it in an envelope marked: FOR PROPER FLETCH SPANKING :) he...he... it wasn't hard finding some coal though... :)
from ugotsoul :
oh yeah, by the way... I have a serious gripe with you... ahem! It may involve having to save my pennies to come over and kick your british behind! he..he.. I wander on over to the Virgin Mega store...and mind you they carry... EVERYTHING... well so I thought... it's quite a walk from work, but I figured it would prove to be a wise investment of time, and being recently "PAID" I thought I'd invest in this illustrious SUBCIRCUS... you so preach... do you see where i'm going with this... (*clearing throat*)... I expect you like to be the spank-eee, ey?
from ugotsoul :
oh dear god no!!! I was just "joshin'" as the Jamaican's say... I would say the first 20 entries are just random nonsense... I'm still trying to get use to this whole "online diary" world-as such... so you're excused from such torture... :) the real rambles still go on paper... I'm sure at some point, the full transition will occur!
from ugotsoul :
Does this mean I will never be on your fav's list!!! AAAaahhh!!! (**kicking...screaming...squirms... -violently landed on floor... banging fiercly on the floor.. screaming: " why dear god not I!! Am i never to be loved"... he..he..he.. kidding!!! You make me laugh Mr. Fletch! Excuse me as I'm quite bored at work... I'm going to go eat some coal now... :) Did subcircus quiet the ails just a bit then?
from elateddream :
Hey, I was wondering if you would be interested in adding me to your favourites. And I would add you to mine, you can email me ([email protected]) if you're interested. Love the diary :) Katie
from ugotsoul :
i think it's time to plug in some Subcircus...ey?
from ugotsoul :
eeeegggghhhh.... oceans away and i understand all too well... that is why i kept my old bo's dirty shirt around, 'til it did not smell of him anymore!!!! Uuuggghhh... :( No sympathy... just complete utter understanding...
from ugotsoul :
just noticed you filled out my "wittle-wittle" survey... thanks... good read... can't wait to see what the future "add-on's" to your current answers will be!
from ugotsoul :
i see you're getting a boat load of hits from your banners... sweet! makes me curious as to what they look like... anyhow... my co-worker and partner in crime, is Irish and told me a bit about your where abouts!! Apparently she's quite familiar with the area... I'll keep you posted on any trip plans... he... he... so are you going to Chicago or what? You must get some kind of vacation time... eh? P.S. Props on how your handling the whole Claire situation...
from mustangusmc :
Good deal, you do seem to be moving on, in spite of her protestations to the contrary. That is a feat to be proud of. Yes, there are some people out here who are following quite closely the tales of Fletcher, and who do, in fact, care. Although I don't "know" you, I do feel a connection, and am very thankful for it. It strengthens me in times of weakness, and conforts just knowing that others follow my writings and thoughts. Thanks. .............J
from chikbeatnik :
i'm fond of your diary. an instant favorite. you bedazzle me. -xoxo- kristen
from mustangusmc :
Things have certainly lapsed, for sure, but ponder this. Would not the same people from those better eras dress as we do in our time, and still have their good manners and pride intact? I believe it is more a lapse of social grace than attire. I and many others dress as we do because it is what is right for the time, and yet we are still able to, (providing we want to) take pride in our appearance and outward demeanor. I believe the same chaps would upon seeing us in our native attire, wish to dress as we do because of the cool comfort of it all, and the large amount of diversity. We have gotten away from the cookie cutter version of party wear and become much more personal. This is both good and bad. I am mearly presenting this as another opinion for your thoughts.......J
from debanne :
I think the one in Cambridge was the "Freshen and Firkin." That was 1996. How sad that they're almost gone.
from debanne :
The Firkin, a pub? Is it in Cambridge, or does it just happen to be a popular name?
from mustangusmc :
Same website and everything, kinda getting like Twilight zone and stuff. Kindred spirits indeed...... Maybe you can drop over in the middle of nowhere on your trip to Chicago....J
from ugotsoul :
Duly noted... thanks... ditto on the invite... :) right now I'm also toying with the idea of going somewhere really nuts like Brazil... how far away are you from London? You said north of it, i think, ey?
from ugotsoul :
the whole rat thing is seriously over rated in New York... unless, you plan on livin' in some serious dump... L.A. is definitly too sunny for you... I may be presumptuous in that... but the idea makes me chuckle a bit... Chicago has a really young crowd which is great... I say to hell with it... save up a few pounds and get your ass over here for at least a few visits... before you end up another girl's bitch and can not go anywhere... (*LOL...wink*), it shouldn't be too expensive during the off season... I've been looking at prices for a while to go to England, so I assume the prices would be about the same- reversed...
from ugotsoul :
aahhh... so what's bad about staying... why fear that? you never kno unless ya try... :) But what is it about chicago... besides inadvertantly knowin' a chick there?
from ugotsoul :
hey... just curious... why Chicago? Chicago was in my top four choices to move after college... great city... especially for the arts...
from ladyirony :
HAHA! That story was *great*. Makes me wish I had an interesting life. ;)
from ugotsoul :
I see from the previous note you need not any help my friend!!! (*giggles... wink*) nevertheless, if you need the added pimp services give a shout... although with your delectable writing skills, your opportunities to "woo" will be just fine... :)
from whore-2-cosy :
as u r now on the market does this mean i am free 2 hire u out as a male escort?
from morguecrawl :
Flaming Sambuca Mishaps! Haha! That's hilarious. I would have died laughing.
from mustangusmc :
Great to see you back, and love the pimp act... I am glad to hear about you moving on, it is the best alternative. And Yes, Fletcher, 'Closure' is a very good thing!!.....J
from ugotsoul :
You've been quite... Hope the weekend went at least semi-well... :)
from ancatsidhe :
*sighs* pain and angst, and suddenly I forget what I was going to write :/ I hope at least something turned out alright for you... though it was starting to sound a bit like a no-win situation.
from whore-2-cosy :
well my dear i often find that damaged goods r better than no goods at all!
from ugotsoul :
soooooo very sorry... that's a shitty situation to be in ... and to feel like "you have to" put yourself in... i don't even know what to tell you... especially sinec your going to do, what you will anyway... I wish my couch streched far over the Atlantic to give you a place to crash :) Hang in there... baby steps... pathetic advice I know... especially when i can't follow my own... ha! But isn't that always the catch-22!
from ugotsoul :
eehhhh???? Only because I'm nosey and apparently confused with angst after reading your last entry... but why is it you can't stay with someone else that weekend? Claire can't be your only option... Your definitely asking for some shit there... if you don't mind me sayin' ... nevertheless... good luck... I'm also off to my old humble town this weekend... seriously... and your staying with her because...? I'm perplexed.
from morguecrawl :
As do I! Please do carry on.
from kellyfish :
oh man i do love you. what you said to those monkeys! you brighten up my day, you do!
from morguecrawl :
Wow...those couple of Monkeys were absolute idiots. It's wonderful to know there are people like that in the world.
from whore-2-cosy :
hey, i dont know how i actually got here but hey! wow! i went 2 reading aswell! man, that was great!! i like ur diary! so when do i get my night of passion which i believe i was promised?
from e-nymph :
i popped in through your banner, now i'd like my cookie please. ;) nice entries, i love the bass string entry-reminded me of a guy i used to date a very long time ago. :) i'll stop back to read more.
from barenaked500 :
Hey...I like the firedancer. ;o) Nice design!
from girl-patch :
the man dave happens to be a writer for the guardian, that's why his arguments are so fucking ludicrous. he's called mil, and he used to have red hair. i'm sure he's cool and gentlemanly underneath his journalist facade. though the wearing her knickers...me thinks is true.
from ancatsidhe :
thought I would break up ugotsoul's little spree... just finished reading 75 facts, and it is good to know that the breed is still out there, even if it is rapidly aproaching extinction.
from ugotsoul :
christ... I just looked at your notes and I'm all over the place... I'm lookin' like a stalker here... (laughing...)... my apologies...
from ugotsoul :
seriously? Wow? how cool is that... it's just cool to think the boys have gotten out that far... didn't realize... you should listen to the "jen" track on Pezcore... get your heart moving towards a more "independant" level once more... I know, I know... but hey, at least it will get your heart pumping... (wink)...
from ugotsoul :
shit... you must have made it farther down the page than I... hey if you're ever in need of a good laugh, check out jwinokur diary... he's always up to random crazy nonsense... P.s. you share your birthday with a very romantic and faithful young man... with the last of the "gentlemen" cause... my littlr bro... :) also, before i forget... I thought about it a while back, when I read your "music/band" interests... (as you can see I have way tooo much time on my hands at work...), Anyhow, I really think you'll like this and called "Less Than Jake"... there are small band from my college town, ska, fantastic, i should be one of there publicists, I talk so much about 'em... but seriously, i think you'll like them... for some reason or other...for the past three years or so, since they got the major label signing, you can find them in major music stores like Virgin... or I could send you some MP3's if you'd like... there's this song that reminds me of you & your situation... very appropriate to the moment at hand...
from ugotsoul :
Gooooood God.....okay so you've got me curious with your rant... and I go on to read "Dave"... right? Yeah okay... now I'm trapped at work with an anooyingly dizzy headache... I don't know wether to ask my co-workers if they have any aspirin or whisky on them... how'd you figure this dork is English?
from aesthitemuse :
in england... with all the good movies... i'm quite jealous. i happened upon your diary.. and i must say, it's addicting, just like american ciggeretes. however, what are your oppositions and arguments about God? just curious...
from ugotsoul :
Actually.... I'm 25, going on a billion I think... too nice you say? Never!!! It's just hard to stay grounded, be smart about your decisions, and not be jaded... :) You're doing fine... this is going to take a looooong time....
from ugotsoul :
23?? Ahhh!! You're a baby!! You were what, say...? 10 during the new kids outbreak? funny, while you were in elementary school... I was banging my head to metallica... sex pistols... with intervals of depeche Mode... and yes, I take partial responsibilty in the gradual decline of the ozone layer... due to excessive hair spray... and I would really like to say, that it at least looked good... but Nooooooooooo... with my "I'm going through mad puberty muff..." I looked more like a poodle... :) i see from your notes, that your starting to get the "tough love" approach from some... :)
from mustangusmc :
Ive gotta tell you, just stop answering the damn phone. Let her get on with herself and you get on with your life. Much easier said than done I know, but she is bleeding you emotionally and mentally. She wants to make sure you feel properly guilty for your misery. All the while she goes out to clubs and parties. Is not fucking fair, I tell you, and she is only wringing more emotion out of you than you should spend on her. I do believe she misses being the "only one" for somebody and is punishing you for it. I can only read and respond. But I thank you for sharing your deepest feelings with a group of strangers out here in cyberspace. Your Friend, J
from ugotsoul :
David Bowies album cover? Not tooo bad of an association... could be worse... say a New Kids on The Block revival... he... he... actually that may be before your time... how old are you anyway...? just curious.
from ugotsoul :
I think people are saying that because you sound so down... you have your fan base worried.. :) It's interesting to read about your "painter" side... so to speak... I think the whole- not being able to keep a single piece of creation is normal... i went through the same stuff... although, now I've hit the other extreme where I feel like I can't give any of it away... (long story...) but I still can't look at any of it... because I never feel like it's finished either... so I have it all covered... anyhow enough ranting... nice pic by the way... the swedish blonde suits you... :)
from darksa :
Fletcher: Ignore large goth chicks that are pissy when you reject them. It's good that once in a while men get to be the rejectors, and not the rejectees. To be terrifically droll, look at the sunny side of things: You're English (which means you pronounce most words as they should be pronounced), and I'm guessing that Guinness came from a tap, rather than a bottle. As a phonetically challenged American living in Guinness-depravity, you look like a very lucky man to me.
from ugotsoul :
he... he... you're cute... i'm glad you didn't bust my butt for misspelling her name!! I hope your doing better today... i've read some of your notes... and you really have people moved here... I hope you don't lose sight of the whole writing thing... :)
from ugotsoul :
wow quick response!!! Why do you find it interesting that i mention both? now you have my little head working!
from ryarianne :
hm - my first time visitng you, and i am duly impressed - both the layout/design of your page and the content on it...
from jc144 :
Hmm, so while you're at your dad's, don't answer the phone. Even better if she doesn't have the number there. In addition to guitar, I would suggest watching your favorite movies, and going out with other friends.
from veggiedog :
sever the ties, my man. keeping in touch will only be emotionally destructive for you both. if you don't do it for yourself, do it for her. then, you'll run into each other in a few years, and you'll be cool with one another.
from stargazer42 :
I agree with you. It certainly seems that Claire managed to skillfully manipulate you into that "open relationship" that caused the split in the first place. Don't stand for it. Tell her that while the occasional chatting/visiting is cool, the "still acting like a couple" thing is just out of the question. It might hurt now, but it'll make things 10000000 times better later. Good luck.
from mustangusmc :
My deepest and most heartfelt condolences. I will email later with more...ideas and such. Kindred Spirits in the World. J
from taliarant :
Having lurked in your diary for quite some time, I thought I would actually leave you a message. I am so sorry to hear about you and Claire. I know how difficult this has to be for you, and that all the sympathy in the world from well-meaning (but essentially unknown people) will not really help. All the same, I thought I'd offer my comments and wish you the best. Please don't stop writing, I absolutely adore reading your entries!
from girl-patch :
seeing as i don't really know you, it's difficult to know what to say about the splitting up thing, but i feel like i should say something. also as i've never had that happen to me, only ever having one serious relationship. i'm sorry, but i guess my total belief comes through - what happens will happen. tis for good! sorry if i make you feel like crap...just want to...um...be a nosy fuck...no. to offer whatever there is to offer...(again i'm not sure what i'm doing here..!)
from mustangusmc :
I have added you as a fav. I really connected with your recent post. I am going through exactly the same thing right now, only it is with my wife of 5 years. It fucking hurts, and I just wanted to let you know that I feel your pain, and empathize. Thanks for sharing and allowing people like me to find your diary and connect to a like minded person. J
from kylieee :
fletcher. hello. i have been desiring to speak to you on msn, considering the only time i have was when samantha was around. but it got us a mention in an entry of yours! score! but i would like to have a chat session with you, i do believe it would be enjoyable. also, i read through all of my notes that i wrote you, and i am sad to say i no longer smoke marlboro lights. not to say i would turn them down were they offered to me, i still love them, and i'm sure i will revisit them from time to time... but i've acquired a taste for camel turkish golds.
from girl-patch :
did you go to reading this year? because my boyfriend went, taking my tent and made it smell or sausages. i'm hopfully going next year. hmmm...do you know where sugar mice disappeared off to? it's my new mission to find out...with out the use of google.
from girl-patch :
your sexuality is sorted in my mind. no homosexuality for you! got it!! haha...i'm glad you left a note, because i forgot to note down your address, and i couldn't find you...wanted to see if there were any more interesting stories that i could get confused in my muddled mind...i'm ellie by the way.
from girl-patch :
haha...okay, i just read your 'an issue with taste' entry - it being the first i've ever read from you, i seriously thought you were talking about giving him a blow job. you be good at the writing! that just made me laugh...and it's you who did it...so. why am i here? i don't know...
from stargazer42 :
Hey. I'm on fanfiction.net and I agree with you. I once found an insanely badly written crossover between Anne McCaffrey's world of Pern (which I'm currently trying to fanfic...except that I too am guilty of having no plot...) with the musical Cats. Well, it actually had NOTHING to do with the musical... the "author" just turned all the characters into cats and gave them names from the musical. Such garbage. If you ever get bored, you can try what I have so far of MY story. I have more, but was having problems uploading to the site the last time I tried. My name on there is fireluvr42.
from zerom3ph :
dammit. the carnie events in the US don't have litter for lager trading posts. i hate you milkman dan.
from stardirt :
Chuck Palahniuk
from elberry :
Visiting....you write well
from amoprincess :
So maybe I do not know anything about life being a 20 year old female who is rarely serious, but I do believe that love is about giving and taking...which it sounds like your girl is not doing. You have given everything to follow her and if SHE loved you, it seems in this situation she would compromise..if this is how she acts now, what will it be like when you are married...? I also just realized you never asked for advice..so my apologies....
from decemberguy :
Hey man, read your diary. You are a frickin' genius!! Awesome taste in movies, natch.
from kylieee :
fletcher, when are you going to get aim? because i'd very much like to chat you up on that there. i'm having several crises, have you noticed? i am very much desiring your two cents about now.
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from fragole :
I find your new layout incredibly gorgeous. Bueno!
from kylieee :
i love your new layout. mmm dave matthews firedancer. i was looking at your photos, and claire is gorgeous.
from all-in-one :
Sorry about the job honey. When things like this happen I always believe that God has something better in store later down the line. Keep your head up, Fletch.
from dreya :
I'm glad the interview went well. I like how you can get past the thought that diaries are only for bitching about ones oh so horrible life. [i can't.] *sigh* drop me a bone and say hey sometime, ok?
from no-comply :
You make me laugh, you make me cry, you can practically read my thoughts, it's great to see someone over the age of 15, writing more than my past angst, I can now read ahead and go through the angst to come with you. Good luck with the job stuff, the rat race is a tough place to be.
from ladyofamber :
i wish i had parents like urs ;(
from ladyofamber :
yay go you!!!!!! *hugs*
from cat-alogue :
Hello. I found your diary through one of your banners, the layout is nice and some great content. Hope you get that job! :)
from ladyofamber :
good luck on the job hun, and hope u get better soon :)
from ladyofamber :
heh - i came to your diary from *somewhere* - i cant remember where now... have read the last couple entries and liked it :) will read more when im not at work (boooo) have a good day :))
from all-in-one :
You were my first and still my favorite... I love to read your diary cuz you always update and mostly several times a day, you have way too much time on your hands, hehe! Glad you put up pictures, nice to put a face with a diary. And Claire is lovely, she reminds me of Renee Zelleweger (sp?), anyone ever tell her that before? Take care and read ya later.
from penmaster :
your layout is so freakin nice. its so easy on the eyes. good times.
from debanne :
No, you are not being unreasonable about your email account. Each person in a relationship needs to retain their personal identity, and email is one of those things. I don't care if you're hiding anything or not!
from all-in-one :
I took your survey sir. Just thought I'd tell ya. Funny story about the shopping cart. When I was younger I liked to run into them with my car and watch them fly across the parking lot. Fun times.
from debanne :
Lovely story about your disability. If only every night on the town was as hilarious and off the cuff as yours! I'd've gone out more often when I was young, that's for sure!
from all-in-one :
I'll take your yupyup survey, but I'll need to wait until I have some time considering it has 10 million questions and they're all loaded. So be patient. I have a sunburn today :).
from panzer-kitty :
Yes, he is the conspiracy theorist.. very multifaceted isn�t he? And what about the marshmallows? I really am curious.. :)
from kylieee :
oh i know who's right. I AM.
from all-in-one :
I think I was reading about Claire just as you left the last message. Beautiful story, I'm so jealous yet annoyingly happy for you. Love is a strange beast and I miss it sometime. I live for your diary.
from all-in-one :
Who's Claire? I'm in the process of reading your whole diary to try and find out, but I thought I'd cheat and just ask. Also, what color are your nails today?
from kylieee :
i would. but i fear i'm a bit young for you.
from kylieee :
i certainly do love to smoke. but it solved jack shit for the reason i was twitching last night. you should probably IM me. my screen name is diabolical kylie.
from headmusic :
but i did, and then it magically disappeared!
from all-in-one :
Are you and hodgson the same person? You both put your headsets on your eye like a pirate. Strange.
from all-in-one :
Thanks for leaving me my first note. I feel so special now, I'm going to read it over and over and over again. I did smile. Thanks.
from kylieee :
i try my damndest to make it through my day. well at least the past couple days. but ben is leaving tomorrow so then it's minus one... alas.
from headmusic :
i'm checking out this moist band you speak so highly of. damn if i'm left out of the loop!
from kylieee :
i always love your two cents.
from headmusic :
i noticed that! i haven't had a chance to peek yet. i'm tempted to not go out to lunch today just to have a gander.
from headmusic :
looking forward to the survey!
from kylieee :
yes, that is what i think too. but sometimes i think he may be a tease. but other times i don't. thus, i am stuck.
from bellaamanda :
thanks for the mint car...good call on that one completely!!! : ) hope ur summer is warm, fun filled and makes summertime live up to its name!
from kylieee :
wow, your description for my journal is probably the biggest compliment i've ever heard. thanks. =)
from panzer-kitty :
And thanks for taking the clickhere survey as well� I�m going to have to start reading your diary now, since you�ve had the best answers on both the surveys I�ve made. ;)
from panzer-kitty :
Thanks for filling out my survey. I loved the "smile" and "wet cats" answers, they�re the best I�ve had so far. Oh, and I�m reading Neverwhere for the third time right now, it�s a wonderful book. ;)
from kylieee :
i like when i catch people's eyes for reasons unknown. i also like that we both smoke marlboros. (well, i smoke lights.)
from phoenixtease :
Thanks for joining the withnail diaryring :o)
from phoenixtease :
Thanks for joining the withnail diaryring :o)

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