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from fukflywheel :
dude. man. bro.
from ingerrr :
right on dude
from jeanketeer :
Whoa, I just got yer note from...whenever. Before I saw ya. Your visit was a wonderful surprise, btw. But most of all, I can't express my gratitude and amazement that you dig Jan Terri!! You're always so full of surprises, Bry-guy. It's enchanting! I mean, Melanie? Come on! You're too much. And yes, Jan Terri is amazing. I've seen like 3 vids on youtube. You missed the best show EVAH!! on Sat. night at the High Noon.
from allegory :
wow. married and moving. congratulations. i'm happy for you.
from allegory :
wow. married and moving. congratulations. i'm happy for you.
from jeanketeer :
Congrats on the awesome job--what is it? Congrats on Andrea, too. And Colombus--everyone I know who knows, says it's the best city in Ohio, big city with lots a cool shit. I like keeping tabs on ya, keep writing.
from jeanketeer :
You love Melanie? Awww, Brian! I love you. First, Shakespear's Sister, now, Melanie. We're here, we love uncool singers, get used to it!
from ingerrr :
congrats! you did it! hooray! true love never dies.
from proveit :
Wow, thanks. I'm actually terrible with names so I have no idea if I know you or not. It's probably a good bet though. I enjoy your diary too, so I should stop being lazy and finally add you to the favorites.
from jeanketeer :
Word.
from jeanketeer :
So I checked out Protestwarrior.com. Did you read the debriefing by the one high school student? I'll admit I was a little impressed by his tenacity and general attitude against blindly accepting the status quo; kind of reminded me of my youthful disdain for school authority and smug self-righteousness...That's the sad part, that these people, with a minor shift in ideology, could be great, effective activists. As it is, they're poseurs, co-opting a sort of grass-roots zeal, claiming victimhood. Anyway, I sort of infiltrated their site and joined the forums, kind of playing dumb and asking questions that might hopefully expose their hypocrisy (Yay free speech! Let's go protest protesters! And, yay freedom! Let's vote for the FMA!). At any rate, have you noticed how conservatives are now claiming that liberal critics are "spewing hate"? It's become part of their rhetoric. Criticism=hate. I also suggested they should have a link helping readers to enlist in the military.
from eatn :
Geezus, Bryan, get over it. you're wrong, accept it and move on. Seriously. wrongwrongwrongwrongwrong
from jeanketeer :
Mister Whizzlebee!! That is 2 cute!
from silleehed :
do you think andrew wk would be my boyfriend? and also, i hate george w. did you hear about the new leftist radio station called air america? listen in protest and watch your back.... xoxo
from jeanketeer :
Ok, now I'm sold on Andrea :) That rocks (that she rocks).
from eatn :
Omigod. I swear to god, it feels like the good people are all dying off and the shitty, scary ones are proliferating. Sniff.
from jeanketeer :
What?! What happened?!
from eatn :
Fuck. Yes.
from jeanketeer :
Right on about the Atkins, I feel the same way, backed up by countless exposures at Willalby's, and a new co-worker that seems to revel in "his" "maverick" approach to dieting. And it ain't working, but still he makes efforts to let people know he lives on meat and cheese, as if his fucking weight were the most important thing in the world, apart from his own overall health or that of the planet. You notice how adherents seem to never miss a chance to let people know? That's their guilty conscience pre-emptively challenging any criticism. It's like a cult. I rue the day that book ever hit the shelves at Wal-mart.
from ingerrr :
mayhaps I jumped the gun a little bit on that last comment. I was really wired at the time. that was my initial impression but upon second review, it's more clear that you were faulting a culture more than individuals. Go ahead Daddy and keep writing the stuff about the things.
from ingerrr :
The prob is that people make the automatic connection between someone's body size and the content of their character - i.e - being spoiled, indulgent, lazy etc . . . or immorally carnivorous . . .which are the symptoms, not the problem. (I couldn't resist adding my own two cents because I am so glad that you updated.)
from silleehed :
dood. i totally agree.
from scienceclass :
hey i'm a friend of shutupmom and jeanketeer and I uh... read your diary so why don't you go ahead and uh.. read my diary.
from eatn :
I got into my car this morning and it was actually WARM--that was the neatest physical feeling I've had in MONTHS. But ditto on all that--you're wonderful and always will be. Emoticon insert...here.
from im-so-pissed :
Panopticons rule.
from eatn :
Hey, was nice to see you. When I wasn't falling and breaking things. Nothing's changed, eh?
from im-so-pissed :
Equilibrium ruled.
from yours-truly :
hahaha okay mr. movie connoisseur extraordinaire, i guess i should have been more specific in that i didnt think the PLOT, CHARACTERS, or IDEAS in Equilibrium were anything to write home about... in fact i tried to ignore all of those things due to their anti-atlas shruggedness; however, in comparison to the matrix (especially the matrix 2 which i havent seen but heard terrible reviews of), equilibrium kicked ass in the following ways: christian bale (best bad good guy ever), the fight scenes (i mean, come on, dont tell me you didnt rewind at least one of those scenes), and the puppy. did i mention christian bale and the fight scenes? how about the puppy? so there. better now? ;) p.s. yes give me your copy! haha
from ingerrr :
If You Think I Even Care that you don't write real entries in your diary anymore ... well, i don't even care.
from yours-truly :
charlotte is like around 2 hours away from where we will be so if it is possible, we should hang out! and talk about how weird it is that the only time we've hung out in over a year ends up being in a different state hundreds of miles away from where we both live. rock.
from french-lick :
Bry! Hyan. wait a minute? Okay here i am holding true to my pinky swear. oww! (not oww as in i accidentally hurt myself, but oww as in i'm so cool its painful)
from eatn :
Um, yeah, JJ Jensen called me twice Friday afternoon. I ditched THEM...? But it was a good thing, because I got to have a really neat Friday night elsewhere. Best time in awhile. Thanks. Movie night? Elsewhere...? I'd be there. Totally. :) heh.
from cowboyhitman :
you made me laugh tho. i just chuckled, actually.
from cowboyhitman :
you suck.
from eatn :
Yeah, you are a complete dick. Dick.
from ingerrr :
you are very tricky! very tricky indeed.
from allegory :
oh bryan. you make me blush.
from allegory :
hello bryan. i hope you are doing well. maybe you could tell me about it sometime. i wouldn't even mind.
from yours-truly :
happy new job/town/life thing, and thank you for knowing enough about go kart records to acknowledge the coolness of us getting asked to be on it. thanks for the note bryan! :)
from eatn :
Weird. Today, out of nowhere, I started really thinking about you too. Miss you. too much to say to the point where there isn't one now. So...other stuff. Austin called from bumbler. lucky. The porch is built. it's fine. shared a 40 with Dec and others on it. I like beer lately. Mandy's birthday was also last night. She was very very very drunk. Adorable. Saw a sunrise, some lake and walked at dawn. It was pretty. I love some people you love. That's all I have. Okay.
from ingerrr :
you forgot "Larger than Life". bill murray and an elephant. it's for kids but you can watch it too.
from soldierstakt :
can i come too? even though i'm mean to you sometimes?
from suncrashes :
thanks for calling me Bling-Bling. Noone else will and that was totally awesome.
from ingerrr :
listen, i'm sorry about the comment about your taste in films. i don't even watch films, i only watch movies. i'm certainly no snob. i have this bad habit of being really judgemental and mean to all the people in the world with the penises. honest. sometimes it just comes out of me and i can't help it. sorry dawg. oh, and update this shit already.
from ingerrr :
Listen, you can either be my friend or go Suck An Egg! The choice is yours.
from cowboyhitman :
goin' to--uhh, i forgot. shutup, funnyman. (i miss that funky hamster song too. it ROCKED!!!)
from jorobites :
Whoa... I was in a relationship with the hampster dance as well. It ended when I had an affair with the Jesus dance. Sad choice, don't you think?
from jdiggs :
i heard you have a new way of eating cheese and crackers. is this the wave of the future? please to explain?!!
from eatn :
You have that going on in your head, too? Now we're completely alike. but i knew that already. You're everything you think you are, as long as "everything" is fucking rad and awesome. hah. But just on different days and at different times--whatever feels right. It's all you. All that other negative stuff? fucking shit. don't listen to it. it's the trolls...bastards.
from soldierstakt :
you're welcome. you seemed a little blue last night. don't worry, we live in the good US of A! the greatest country in the world!!! HA ha HA ha MWAH HA ha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! lets join the army.
from jeanketeer :
hmmm, someone's a little melancholy...I think climbing hills can be fun, and when you get higher up you get better views! Well, maybe different, not better. I think some peoples should climb down once in a while, though, not always up--good views to be had in the valleys, yessir. I don't know. Don't feel guilty for striving for something, though.
from soldierstakt :
yes, and also are you coming to kareoke with us tonight? you and I will be doing the Linda Rondstat/Aaaron Neville duet "I don't know much, but I know I love you" You will also be putting crunchy peanut butter on your face so that it looks like you have Aaron Neville's mole. I will be gaining 40 to 50 lbs. for this magical evening. No one knows I just farted.
from ingerrr :
Also, you are coming to sing kareoke with us tonight. You and Anna are gonna do the Aaron Neville and Linda Ronstat duet-- "I don't know much, but I know I love you."
from ingerrr :
Dang, why all these bitches sweatin' you? Have you read nate's diary - jeanketeer - you'll pee your pants off.
from soldierstakt :
are you coming to the paradise tonight? you should. you're a dreamboat. all the girls think so
from cowboyhitman :
wanna party on the 5th?
from ingerrr :
I had a Capri-Sun and you didn't have a [email protected]#$%?
from soldierstakt :
let's get married. okay? im coming to your show now. don't suck.
from jdiggs :
thanks for sharing the kmart experience bri, i had a good laugh. i might even go as far as to say it made me chuckle.
from jdiggs :
i saw you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from jorobites :
HA! I do that too! ...with the stapler remover! WOOT!
from allegory :
thanks bryan. you helped.
from silleehed :
here's a big hug. i did the same thing last night and it will not be erased.
from silleehed :
thanks for the mustard.
from allegory :
hello bryan. it's been awhile.
from refluence :
Yes! You can be in love with me! I'm sorry, you were on my favorites list, but then, I lost my favorites list to diaryland because of some system glitch, and then, I missed some people, and well... the shit was just messy. I'm putting you back on right now.
from jdiggs :
thanks bry, and happy sharpieing to you too. man those markers are good for so many things.
from silleehed :
ha! i just laughed. i think i peed down my leg. you're funny. i was going to say something else, but i forgot.....
from suncrashes :
dude.
from yours-truly :
did you see PUNCH DRUNK LOVE yet? cuz ... you need to, for at least one main reason. and i see you liked PUMPKIN--another one i was going to suggest to you. ok then, bye bye.
from muffindisco :
Hi! You are awesome!
from rescuezelda :
haha what if gnarly did = gary?! like if awesome was someone's name like... whoa! that's so bryan! this is getting out of control! but dude i'll totally make you a tape! awesome! and if you get bored at work, i <3 procrastinating, so here's my email address: [email protected] peace
from rescuezelda :
hey bryan, this is nicole. i'm bored/at work, and i was looking at martin's friends list, and i realized this was your journal... hilarious. well, just thought i'd say hi, maybe i'll see ya at the against me show.
from whither :
thought i would wish you a belated happy birthday. mine was on sunday. october's the best month for a birthday. hope it was dandy. i know mine was.
from allegory :
whoops! i meant to leave the nice message: butterscotch pudding.
from allegory :
hello bryan. i wanted to leave a nice message for you. here goes: butterscotch puddling. hope you enjoyed my nice message.
from suncrashes :
I think we should get married. Because you are absolutely the coolest. And I should marry the coolest boy.
from suncrashes :
You might have been in my dream. Everyone else was, why not you? "I was a pencil thin, flat chested, four eyed nerd." AGH!--Hans Snapplehoffertoppercoop
from manslaughter :
your entries aren't getting worse! they're fucking funny!!! you rule!
from suncrashes :
pleeeeeaaaaseeee update soon. i miss your funny entries. I'm tired of reading about Fabio and the goose!!!I know you're probably busy but try and write soon. = )
from suncrashes :
I'm coming to the 'Ass' show on Saturday! After my sisters' wedding though. What time do you guys play?
from boyz-hurt-us :
ever been to http://somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-02.htm ?
from suncrashes :
Fuck yeah I'm coming to see the 'Ass on Saturday. There's no way I'm missin' it!
from suncrashes :
I know you're not intimidating(why is that such a hard word to type?) but I'm shy....and have trouble speaking when I have to introduce myself.....can't think of how I should approach the subject....blah blah blah.....Okay.
from suncrashes :
the fabric had ponies and flowers and swords on it....it was also bleeding. But that's okay. Why were you selling me fabric?? Because I needed fabric and you were the one selling it. Thanks for the congratulations.
from rumblelizard :
Donnie Darko rules.
from suncrashes :
If you would like, I can personally hand deliever the zine to you, or you can pick one up at Ear Wax or Freedom. I should be putting them out sometime next week, but I'm not too sure. I'm glad that you want one. Yay!
from devonair :
hmmm. . . funny? . . . not so much. . . . how's your corporate whoring? After the internet outage at my office yesterday, I've been considering a job in farming. . . . or maybe I'll just join a cult. . . .
from suncrashes :
Hey Mr. Fat Ass! When is the next B.F.A. show? Keep me posted!
from jdiggs :
hi bryan. if you're looking for realistic mouse turdies, go to the raisin section of the grocery store, then pass the raisins and find the currants. they are like tiny raisins, and they're sticky! mmm
from suncrashes :
Yeah I like Andy. I totally like Andy. But you'll probably tell me that he's 24 or way older to my 18, and he has a girlfried, but I don't care 'cause he's super easy on the eyes. He's hot.
from allegory :
hi bryan. i just wanted you to know that i think you're great. just for the record.
from snowstar :
Imitation mouse turdies: baking section of any grocery store--little container of chocolate sprinkles--totally turdie--sprinkle everywhere--no heart attacks will result but many pairs of corporate Depends could end up containing turdies of their own, or perhaps oui oui. You're a phukking genius. Do you phukking KNOW THAT??
from suncrashes :
i'm downtown a lot. Ummm....I don't think we've ever talked or anything. After your guys' set I was standing outside smoking, when you were sitting at the top of the stairs by the side door. I was wearing long blue shorts, blue jacket and a white shirt. We've never officially met, but I've seen you around before.
from suncrashes :
the show on sunday rocked. you guys were fucking awesome. it was my first time seeing BFA and hearing the music and I fell in love. keep on rocking the fuck on.
from allegory :
HI BRYAN!
from snowstar :
dude, im sorry if i freek you out with this, but, i'm SERIOUS, there are a bunch of professional PUBLISHED writers here where i work who EVERY DAY forward your entries to each other and talk about how these should be a book and you'd be a millionaire.you would FREEK totally if you knew what these guys say about you being a novelist and a film getting made of it and so forth. they think the title Mustard for your Crap Sandwich should be the novel title and set it in the town you live in - madison? - and that it would for sure become a film. sorry to make you self conscious but save these entries, man. You don't realize. now back to celebrity deathmatch.
from snowstar :
I read you faithfully every day even tho I don't write in my own. But I'm VERY WORRIED about your suckerpunch. Houdini died from one of those. If you feel anything weird at ALL go to a doctor! Back to Jay-Z Song Cry now.
from suncrashes :
i'm from madison, and i think i see you a lot around. like downtown and i think you were at the dillinger 4 show last night(today-monday, last night-sunday). yeah just sayin' what's up.
from devonair :
I read many many entries, but then I had to get back to my boring office job. I'll have to return sometime. Do you mind if I add you to my favorites?
from yours-truly :
hahahaha--AAAAAAAAAH!
from xphilelh :
oh and umm...i still love you, ya know. ~:ož Lori
from xphilelh :
i'd add it to my favorites list....AND i'd advertise it...its fun to start fads. and for a name...you could call it something like 'thefad.diaryland.com' or something to that effect. oh..and you need to email me with your aim screen name, because i said so. :) Lori
from snowstar :
You are the now the kingpin of the D-oriented diary series. Digitalelf is the queenpin. And JDiggs is the princessPin. DixieLee and others met their D-dooms in the D-shopping spree.
from digitalelf :
snowstar was right, you are brilliant! Great diary, cheers, digitalelf
from tinbucker :
Oh, ok... For a second, I was like, this guy's calling me an idiot - what the fuck? ...rock on.
from tinbucker :
I'm sorry, did you just refer to me as an idiot? Err, to my thoughts as idiocy, rather?
from snowstar :
PLEASE believe me. You are a genius. You are a writer. You are going to be a rich novelist. It does NOT exclude films and music! PLEASE save your diary entries in hard copy. YOU ARE GOING TO BE FAMOUS! YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM! I know what I am talking about.
from tinbucker :
one who snaps whips... the dictionary done said so, I done reckon.
from xphilelh :
lmfao..oh my oh my....chupa mis huevos is my favorite one..how could i forget that one. damn....you're so fun. &:o) *Lori
from xphilelh :
yeah..that IS one of the most offensive things you can say... its cause spanish people love their mothers so much...other variations of that curse phrase are 'chinga tu pinche madre' and 'hijo de su pinche madre' and one i hear ofter is the simple 'chingada madre' which is more along the lines of 'motherfucker' not so much an insult directed at anyone....i'm real bored ~:ož *Lori
from difficult :
Have to apologize to snowstar for deleting her entry. Everybody should go to her site, if you are concerned at all about your work reading your entries, firing you, etc. Okay, bye. Me.
from snowstar :
i better not have to live without difficult entries to read for x number of days because of x-mas.now that im a member of the diffi cult, i feel that you can't have a diffi cult following and just go places and not write.
from mikechinaski :
Bryan you dummy. <3 looks like a sideways heart. For instance, Mike <3 Bryan. And if you like American Steel so much, why were you not at their Minny show with the Murder City Devils back in October? I was looking for people I knew all night.
from tinbucker :
American Steel answered my email too! And within like 8 hours! Then, about a week later, they realized they had more info for me, so they answered it again. Isn't that fucking cool? They're still never coming anywhere near where I live, so it fucking sucks.
from jdiggs :
thanks for the gift of laughter. theres nothing like laughing really loud in the silent library. j
from snowstar :
Hey, diff! Stop being so PHUKKING PHUNNY OKAY!!!! And i like what yourstruly wrote. WRITE A SCREENPLAY! A FUNNY ONE! Yeah! As for what imitates what: Neither imitates either. Both are both.
from tinbucker :
Hard Core Logo is a very good movie. You know how some people think... mmm... a band like Crimpshrine just sounds like noise? Well, it's the same deal with Hard Core Logo. You'll like it, I'm sure.
from tinbucker :
Personally, I think good art imitates life, bad life imitates art, bad art imitates art, and good life imitates life. That may not make sense to you, but it makes poifect sense to me. 'and I'll be back in the summertime, with a hand full of flowers, and a bottle of cheap wine' (that song is fucking sick) peace.
from yours-truly :
no, forget novels, write SCRIPTS and make MOVIES. did you see waking life yet? youll love it. by the way, thanks for the notes. i ate some mac and cheese, and while it did help in making me feel better, it mostly made me feel full. take care.
from snowstar :
Im sorry to write again but you are such an asskicking genius with these entries its ridiculous. Get published, person. The world needs your novel. Do ya HEAR me?
from xphilelh :
okay so im' stoned right now so its hard to tell but you spelled my name wrong on your profile. its a shame to waste the love. when i think of difficult..i'm like...ahhh yes...love that one. so spell it right babe cause ya know i love you. :-D~ Lori
from snowstar :
pleeeze don't delete that entry about the sexxy day. that was so dammfunny i even thought about it in the middle of the night and laughed some more.
from xphilelh :
are you the devil? is that how you spell devil? he's supposed to really charming is why i'm askin'. and its okay if you are..you can tell me...i wont tell anyone, i promise. *Lori from assholes.
from allegory :
hi bryan. elmwood is that place we went that one time and ate crappy food and drank grape juice with your brother. yep.
from rainbowkid53 :
i love your diary...i read the first entry and couldnt stop laughing ......you are a truly cool person...hope to see you in a chat someday!! -Stosh
from snowstar :
gratitude for your note. i forget to update my diaree bekause i get so absorbed with everyone else's. my windows are rattling. i have to go.
from assholes :
YAY!! say its me!! say its me!! cause...everyone knows i'm the mary and they're the rhodas!! :) *Lori
from jdiggs :
yay! thanks for all the new entries! its nice to have new stuff to make me laugh all the time. i only wish i could say i update as faithfully. j
from snowstar :
Difficult: I'm addikted to your diaree.And I thought you should know I'm not the only one that thinks you need to be a novelist or something. There is this professional author dude who works here and who reads diaryland stuff and found yours and talks about your writing all the time telling peeple about your writing and saying you have this major talent. This dude seems really serious. If it hasnt ocurred to you that you have mayjor potential as a wryter, well maybee it should.That's all.
from tinbucker :
Hey, what's up? Your diary is fucking hilarious. BTW, what's Big Fat Ass? Is that like a band you're in or something? Rock on.
from allegory :
thank you sooooooo much for coming and visiting me! i can't even explain how happy you made me.
from jorie :
your diary kicks ass.
from jdiggs :
you know bry, i like your diary because it makes me laugh (out loud!). and i can't say that about any other diary. sock monkey.

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