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from datchery :
Ok quick short story idea. Your brother is showing serious signs of stress, he paces and paces. Eventually he goes out for a while, and comes back with a couple shovels and two strangers. (This would take place somewhere forlorn, probably a ranch or farmstead in the midwest, or up northeast in Maine or northern New Hampshire) One of the new guys asks you to pitch in, the other one snickers. Your sibling hesitates, then also asks. Reluctantly (hating labor) your agree. Eventually you come to realize something, you're digging a grave. (through little things, like what appears to be a makeshift coffin in the back of one of the pickups). You quietly pull your sibling off to the side near the end of the digging, and question them. Sibling breaks down crying, and admits that is indeed what's happening, they tell you that they killed someone, and now they have to hide the body. You badger them for a few minutes. And at long last, they break. The person who is dead...is you! (if you didn't see this coming, you probably don't read alot of fiction with twist endings) Sibling pulls gun while saying this, and shoots you dead. For flavor: Sprinkle flashbacks throughout of the happy life the two siblings have shared, but rose-colored by the one who's going to die. He simply doesn't pick up on all the things he's doing to horribly aggravate the other, eventually some breaking point scene is shown that took place the day or night before. Bake one hour, voila! serves 300 million. ______________________________________________ Now: Unlock your diary you whore.
from jesbohn :
can I have a un and pw for this diary, gumpie bo lumpie?
from anniewaits18 :
remember those days when you used to do like 80 updates in an hour? i miss those days like i miss my sanity
from gumphood :
You know what I think. I think Jesus will come and get you and fly you to the moon. Either that or he will come to you, put his hand on your side and say, "I put my hand up on your hip. When I dip, you dip, we dip.
from vomitingcod :
what a gay diary
from kerbang :
you are awful. unlock your freakin diary numbnuts.
from kerbang :
A wise man once said: 3 out of 4 ain't so bad. Fucking Pollyanna.
from gumphood :
slacking at work. Doing cocaine. blowing it in her mouth. These are things that are terrible, but easy to endure...perhaps.
from gumphood :
Hey man. I just wanted to let you know this is MAYBE what I think he meant. Fucking your best friends wife is pretty sweet, but pretty terrible. Not learning is easy to do, killing a guy for his money has pretty sweet rewards, and eating alot is fun! I guess maybe his point is not physical pain, but rather the long term agony of guilt. Maybe he means, ignore the guilt, like god and man's natural irrational fear of death!
from mondocurio :
you are failing so far as gump just do it do it do it
from anniewaits18 :
you know, i wasn't kissing him, i was telling him a secret in his mouth
from lauralgood :
I read the "problem with induction" entry and enjoyed it. I had to read it two times but I think I got it. Anyway, I enjoyed reading it. Just thought I would leave you a note telling you as you ask for those who read it to do so. Have a nice day. Laural
from gumphood :
Cheers, mate!
from mondocurio :
i'm very dissapointed
from mondocurio :
also, hows school?
from mondocurio :
you lied
from mondocurio :
Oh dinguspie, I'm addicted to your diary....however will i survive without your updates.
from gumphood :
http://gumphood.diaryland.com/images/samproof.jpg This is my PROOF!!! lol. I hope it's somewhat amuzing.
from gumphood :
Hey man. I agree it is weird, but like you and Becky can talk, and I just feel like I am not a dick about anything, like say, Hinckley and Tamar, but still there must be something about me, and something about her that doesn't let it work anymore. It's not a huge concern it's just so strange. Plus after I saw you naked...we were closer....soul
from gumphood :
/whereis dinguspie
from mondocurio :
you tease
from kerbang :
/gape
from kerbang :
your online presence, both here and elsewhere (far far away) is sorely lacking. you never call!
from gumphood :
Maybe I was wrong, but I read Kerbang's note, and didn't you hit me, and I bite you? Was it the other way around? I think you got me in the nuts. I seem to remember that.
from elliorange :
♥ Happy Valentine's Day!
from gumphood :
Dude. It was the People for the extream destruction of animals. They suck man.
from anniewaits18 :
oh god, rate Utah Jones and Pik Uke kissing each other and rolling on the ground on Star Wars Galaxies. Rate that dear lord, my roommates have me and Lisa rating stuff now. Oh god! I'm a dork now! AHHHH!
from gumphood :
If you add together all the numbers on a roulette wheel (1 to 36), the total is the number 666.
from gumphood :
I think my is limp monkey noodle. Oh wait...that's my word for our friendship. My money word is "kopeck" I hope you get that one in so many ways.
from anniewaits18 :
I was wondering what 'scratch' meant. I thought you meant I'll have so much lice I wouldn't know what to do with it. I hate lice.
from gumphood :
http://pittsburghlive.com/walmart.html ---- It was you and Sara WASN'T IT!!!
from spiraloutxx :
just like a paperback novel, best line in the world.
from mondocurio :
he's BACKZ
from kerbang :
you are a shell of a man.
from anniewaits18 :
it's funny that you mention nickelback because my sister and I have this saying--whenever we are at our lowest, we tell the other "at least you are not the lead singer to nickelback"--I think I even said that to some of the roommates here when they are upset...and look, you like them. Dingus, you're supposed to be the "cool" one out of the guys! What happened?!
from sarika :
finally an update. I am dissapointed in you. Okay so i may have nickleback tucked away in a draw somewhere but..it never sees the light of day. And from that day forward I was redeemed. x
from gumphood :
oh dear. I am sending people your way, to see you...at your lowest moment. Do you realize how awful nickleback is? DO YOU!!!!
from gumphood :
Your wish is granted.
from anniewaits18 :
you know, when you left your note, I was READING your diary! weirdness. Since you haven't been updating and I have no job, I decided to read every entry in order...it actually is interesting because now I know who 'the Pats' are, where wellesley is, what a chitlin is and why you want VT (Vermont) maple syrup..have I been converted already? I am will commence reading your diary now.
from elliorange :
♥ Happy New Year, darlin'!
from mondocurio :
Happy new Year!
from anniewaits18 :
I don't understand how you are so obsessed with reading my diary when I'm obsessed with reading your three entries over and over. Do me a favour and put me out of my misery. I don't care if your entries are about dolphins with cock hats or whatever you wrote about with tuna fish. Dude, I have no life, I need to live through yours.
from gumphood :
That entry let me see your soul. It was a beautiful soul. Remember when we got John that card...from you and I for his birthday; and it said, "Here's a special message from the two of us" and Iside my note read "Happy Birthday to a wonderful friend" and yours read "Yeah, Whatever" and then inside of THOSE I wrote, "You have a beautiful soul" and you wrote "lag fag" It was great. I hate you.
from mondocurio :
i concur
from anniewaits18 :
at least a sucky update is better than no update at all. I personally think this is one of your best.
from anniewaits18 :
Why did you *put* asterisks on *was* funny? It still is funny (haven't you seen the commercial?)
from mondocurio :
Where you be at?
from gumphood :
You ran out of gold my friend. Also, I agree that love can persist, but that ideal love cannot. I love X Y and Z alot, but the inital taste of things disapates and returns occasionally, but it never persists. I do not disagree that "love" can continue all the time, but rather the intense emotion that is labled "love" does not.
from anniewaits18 :
You should really try a colonic. I think it will help you realize a life of beauty and harmony.
from kerbang :
sir. i miss you sir. love, sir
from sarika :
now that is a crazy thought... x
from anniewaits18 :
you are the coolest dingus in the WORLD!
from gumphood :
Hey there bucko. I just wanted to say that I look forward to seeing you soon. Hopefully it will be fun, and we can be friends. Also, as mature as any of us maybe, at a certain point the time will come when get together and maturity is out the window. Trout will talk about Bowen, and then I will say your hair is red and Hinckly will pee on John, as John whips Alan and Hillson calls us al bitches. Maturity doesn't exist with childhood friends.
from anniewaits18 :
I meant give ME a note. Dear god, what's this "us" business? Or leave me your email and I can give you a rundown of our bathrroms across america route. yee-ha!
from anniewaits18 :
Is this your last entry back as well? Dude, if you would like a visit from a fun-loving pseudo-Asian filmmaker and a regular filmmaker (hah!) in mid-December, give us a note. We could probably use your bathroom in our "Bathrooms Across America" photo journal. Hells yeah. (more details later)
from mondocurio :
Dude! Thats so f'n nasty. But very true, i would like to mention that they showed some of those manginas... the site is www.athenashn.com I know you want to check it
from elliorange :
♥ *Hugs* Write more. I miss you.
from gumphood :
working is the best thing you ever did. Besides dating Jenny Sime. --Mr Time Wanderer.
from gumphood :
the reason why I have a magic word is this: often times in review sites they ask for a link ,and then you have to say the magic word which is usually like "I think reviews are the greatest" in the request because they put it in the rules and so that they know you read the rules. In my rules I said, you can make up a magic word for me to mock you with. So I mock people's choice of word.
from gwensworld :
I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that being said....if you ever leave again for that long, you will feel my burning WRATH! (and its not JUST the std's that makes it burning...i swear)
from joeparadox :
Let's send Gump a whole bunch of fake requests for his review sites. Wanna? Oh, wait. He posts notes here. Never mind.
from gumphood :
what do you think of the Marvin Trade?
from gumphood :
My review site is off the flamming nature. If you get a review, I'll give you an A+
from sarika :
one can never be dissapointed in a "first entry back"...first implying there are more to come. x
from anniewaits18 :
OH MY GOD, YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!! UPDATE GODDAMNIT! OR I WILL DRIVE THERE AND DO SOMETHING IRRATIONAL! LIKE...PUT AN INSANE AMOUT OF SUGAR CUBES IN MY COFFEE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T DRINK COFFEE!! so there!
from mondocurio :
write somethin damn it!
from anniewaits18 :
well the hell are you? You're so hot and cold sometimes.
from gumphood :
I don't wanna....you made me feel made me feel made me feel retarded. Bro. I am going to lose to Trout this week huh? Thats' gonna BLOW. I will disband my team.
from elliorange :
♥ You're missed.
from anniewaits18 :
you better believe that it happened...however, when I tell that story to people who don't know sports, their eyes sort of glaze over (because they don't know who I'm talking about) so I'm glad you enjoyed the petite story.
from gumphood :
The snake is not poisioness...it's there for pleasure.
from gumphood :
I am going to Texas this weekend to put a rattlesnake in your sisters bed.
from gumphood :
Hey. If I were a girl; would you let me make with Sara, lighlty. Cause if you were a girl I would still forbid lesbian actions with Shelly... Though I bet John would let Becca and Becky go for it. Except, Becky probably would now... hmmm... Everyone has changed just enough to be weird. Sox win AL in game 6.
from mondocurio :
I would be her friend, if i lived in PA!! :O) GO SOX!
from anniewaits18 :
I need my Pittsburgh update. NOW
from gumphood :
The wild card is not Trout I can tell you that. He was so out. He didn't even call me back. Meh, I sure that he had alot of time at work. Its too bad really.
from anniewaits18 :
man, and I thought that (italicized) I was the only one into boot fucking. go figure. oh wait, was that me? (I'm in Italy right now) oh, fuck, I've been outed.
from mondocurio :
HA. Dog yoga. Well.. we were all on yoga mats in a circle. We used the dogs as weights, kinda, to stretch and do poses, and we also stretched them, like lifting the hind legs so they do handstands..lol. It was very funny. Then they had us Ommmmmmm while holding the dogs to calm them. Bit of advise:if you try this, have only one dog, and i think it works better with a medium size dog, cause you can lift them, and also lean against them. :O) Mine were too small!
from kerbang :
clearly, you should just drink more.
from sarika :
if it makes you feel better, i swear i only get invited to parties because I am an entertaining drunk. I am the free entertainment!! x
from elliorange :
♥ awe... *Hugs* Maybe you're just, honestly, afraid.
from brandone :
I'm curious about the absurdity of life essay, where can I find this or can you send it to me?
from brandone :
Because you just can't fake the funk on a nasty dunk. What is that quote from? I know it from somewhere and can't remember where. Are you a basketball fan? It is my fav sport. As for my entries, I'm not sure which one to recommend you to. The one of Bran and Vince is good, me ballin with Vince Carter. Write soon, Bran ps: I am interested in this philosophy stuff. What is it all about?
from emiline220 :
I'm with you on the not being able to let go of the past and the not being able to open up to people. Maybe I should get drunk more, as it seems to work for you. (ha) Anyway, I don't know why either, sorry. If I ever figure it out I'll let you know though. By the way, I would have laughed at your Bobby Brady jokes. Kids today just suck.
from anniewaits18 :
Just IGNORE my previous request. I might get some whupass...DAWG.
from anniewaits18 :
yeah, why isn't life absurd? (Send me the essay) because all evidence of my life points to the contrary
from kerbang :
wait, i want to know why life isn't absurd.
from mondocurio :
you a funny pony
from anniewaits18 :
hahahahaha. Oh, I assumed people knew french. You leave a note under "le petit mot" which means "short note" in French. I barely know french and spanish. This is what happens when you have no life like me. Further, je parle francais whereas no me gusta espanol.
from gumphood :
I think then people would think her insane. However, I wanted to note that Eric Parker and Derrik Mason took a little love cruise together and decided not to play Sunday. In the end, I think it's the Denver Game that really fucked you. But Brett could still win it for you if he pulls a Manning which is very possible.
from elliorange :
♥ I liked your pony story! I would have given you a standing ovation!
from gumphood :
Dude. Thats awesome. Welcome to class with Hazard on a good day. People remember that. You need to show up next week wearing a MY little pony T-shirt and then talk about the kid I use to tend to who humped girls named pony. Actually you should have talked about doing bitches and snorting coke. Something they could relate too.
from sarika :
thankyou. That means a lot. I guess i'm allowed to bitch about females if i am one. And I've never been hugely into ponies. x
from gumphood :
my bitch ass team is going DOOOOOOWN
from elliorange :
♥ Hugs!
from joeparadox :
Bitch, that's no excuse.
from gumphood :
you need to be reading my latest entry.
from sarika :
oh dear. Well, at least the worst is over now...thing's can only get better? Take care x
from anniewaits18 :
I left the previous note BEFORE I read the entry. That sucks. If it makes you feel better, I've had a bum pull out his schlong out on the street and start masturbating. Actually this has happened to me thrice. Does that make you feel better? If not, I'll go up to this bum and start masturbating just to show him whose boss and to get your revenge. However, it might not have the same effect.
from gumphood :
I give it a 7. The first is not needed.
from mondocurio :
well..fuck. that fucking sucks
from anniewaits18 :
It's about fucking time yo!
from mondocurio :
ghengis....where you be at? heh..
from gumphood :
yes...I demand something out of this diary. Even a peep. You never called me back. I am just calling your GF from now on.
from dinguspie :
yes...that was savvy
from kerbang :
i like that after demanding that all your 'fans' join your webring, you don't update for 9 days. that's good public relations.
from gumphood :
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=forst%20gump --- thats really funny dude.
from gumphood :
come to send, not condescend transcendental consequence is to transcend where we are who are we? who we are trampled moss on your souls changes all you're a part seen it all, not at all can't defend fucked up man take me a for a ride before we leave... circumstance, clapping hands driving winds, happenstance off the track, in the mud that's the moss in the aforementioned verse just a little time, before we leave... stop light plays its part so i would say you've got a part what's your part? who you are you are who, who you are
from joeparadox :
I created about a million goddamned diaryrings and the one that gets the most action is OREOS. I don't even eat those artery cloggers any more and the ring continues to haunt my inbox every f'n day.
from kerbang :
the foremost reason is that i don't actually know how to join a ring. i think i did it once, but this little girl kept coming out of my television. so i quit.
from kerbang :
pretty fuckin ridiculous. shame shame shame on you, you slutty slutty diaryland whore.
from joeparadox :
A guy I know brought home (aka...stole) a highway sign that said "NO DUMPING". He thought it would look funny over the toilet in his new apartment. Sara should be THRILLED you just brought home a shopping cart.
from sarika :
a shopping cart? as in, stolen from a supermarket? Or am I more confused than I realise? x
from anniewaits18 :
I am the COMPLETE opposite. Every boy I dated looked nor acted nothing alike..except they all liked to tell stories. It's good you had the hot girl because not everyone can be so lucky (I'm just being "sassy")
from elliorange :
♥ I like you! :)
from sarika :
and thankyou for updating cos noone had on my buddy list for agggeees... x
from sarika :
thats kinda scary...! interesting pattern x
from gumphood :
hate?
from gumphood :
I think we vowed it after the thing you did with Kris and Bowen. We also still have a nipple pact, and you are dating Jenny Sime.
from gumphood :
Inspirational Field Hockey quote---aoL Search got my diary
from kerbang :
are you saying that my diary is so good it deserves more readers, or that unless i whore myself out to diaryland to gain a following of sycophantic readers/sluts, i won't have your respect?
from gumphood :
did you see the ellioragne comment? The problem is... if I stopped to have sex, I'd probably get all flustered... because for that time period... my mind would be on fucking instead of music. It's what I need, though! Gump and Dinguspie seem like a lot of fun! Maybe they'd like to join in a threesome! I think thats funny. We vowed no threesomes dude. Stick to it@
from sarika :
and i dont consider it a waste of time!! x
from sarika :
i feel honoured. I'm so cool. x
from gumphood :
dude...what about the polhipsn. Also, would you like in the Tuna can, or the Chicken of the sea can.
from sarika :
love the photo Mr Pie Man x
from cookie-bitch :
Thanks.... I like your Pie : )
from anniewaits18 :
you say cigarettes are bad for me as if I don't know that already.
from mondocurio :
dud, i was laughing my ass off at your CCD commment. nice work
from gumphood :
dude, my comment section is totally out of control today. Thats what I think. I feast for Garner. I need Garner. He is my lynch pin. He is my ubervamp.
from gumphood :
I hear the maulers are number one...(no one chants that)
from sarika :
The "hot girl" being the main reason I asked!! Oooh, just been driving in traffic! I'm getting better! I'm so cool... x
from sarika :
curious. Does your girlfriend read this diary? x
from anniewaits18 :
I'm bored. The end.
from gumphood :
It is only too clear that I will no longer care for you were I to move, since I would be oooooo god I have to go
from gumphood :
I am far to over stimulated.
from anniewaits18 :
If I don't believe in God and I do "bad" things--isn't it okay because I am not sinning (since the word "sin" is a word that is in connection with sinning?) Does that make sense? AND VEGANS are in hell? WHAT THE HELL? Like...in the deeper parts of hell? What about people who work at the DMV. Shouldn't they be in the deepest part of Dante's Inferno? Loved the entry because I actually wrote a note.
from elliorange :
♥ We are all sinners. We sin each and every day - from smallest to largest - they are all sins. Of course, those who believe Jesus is their personal savior are the ones who believe they have sinned. I've accepted that I am a sinner. I actually go through a lot of emotions when it comes to God, though. Nonetheless, she is a little bit confused and needs to be more open-minded. I wonder where she got all of her information from.
from joeparadox :
I once reviewed a jesusy diary in which the (teenage) author wrote: "Does Stan know our thoughts?" Stan is the misspelled version of Satan. If you're gonna go all fundamentalist up in people's faces, at least spell the Antichrist's name correctly.
from gumphood :
What is gonna be the Pigs Downfall. What is going to be the stregth of Looking to Score. Predict the "big trade" in the league.
from gumphood :
I should have said the first one that you made today. Congrats on entry number fifty. You should get a BJ or something.
from gumphood :
Questions For you: What do you think of Trout's decision to not play? What trade do you think would help me out (hypothetically)? Are you bleeding for Fantasy Football as much as I am? Are the Pats Gonna win? Are the Jets gonna suck? Who will underperform on your team? Who will over perform on mine? more later....
from gumphood :
your brain was on fire in that last one. I mean it. FIRE!!! I like the boxing match between you and Kant. I Kant imagine you would win that one. He wrote so many books. So do you think he had a favorite? Anyway dude, Trung is dung.
from gumphood :
i am reading back to front. you wait a sec and this will be better.
from gumphood :
Dude. Fantasy Football is sucking my diaryland soul.
from mondocurio :
Where are you? :O) I need more pictures..
from gumphood :
bro. its like you are the new datchery/gump hybrid. The style you update. You are now a football fanatic.
from joeparadox :
Good. Stalk me. I like it. I can't remember important things any more, either. I can't decide if it's age or apathy. I saved the towel I was holding my cat in when he died so I wouldn't forget. It sat in my car for months and the sun faded it.
from jetsetimpact :
are you even remotely serious?
from mondocurio :
florida
from joeparadox :
I'm stalking your blog now, but not in a psychotic way. It's good. You gotcha some style, yo.
from jetsetimpact :
If I had a face like yours, I would shave my head and pray for leprosy.
from jetsetimpact :
regardless, you're whole profile is a dead end, not to mention your diary. And your desire to make fun of 11 year olds, how philosophical. You couldn't argue your way out of this one if you tried.
from gumphood :
shit eater
from jetsetimpact :
what kind of philosophy student likes keenu reeves and reads danielle steele, you fuck.
from kerbang :
dude, even i remember what your philosophy paper was about.
from gumphood :
(http://chest-pains.diaryland.com) Tag line. I only update when I am drunk, and I update daily. You do the fucking math. This guy is pretty neat.
from gumphood :
Bro. Thank you very much. That book is going to be a monster and I am very pleased that I have it cause its going to be a great read. Also, Lizzy Rules, The Red Sox rule, and look for the game today. However, we can never hit Andy.
from sarika :
(to elaborate on my previous note) I guess I write about whatever leaves an impact on me. I spend a day out shopping, where hundreds of amusing anecdotal stories happened, but what stays with me most is the kids waving at me when I was on the train. And I go to a party, but the impact is in a single conversation I have with a friend about what he wants for his birthday (previous entry) Things that wouldnt normally seem like stuff you'd youd publish on the internet! I dont write about the things that happen, just the way they make me feel, which is where the difference lies. x
from sarika :
Thankyou. The note you left really means a lot to me. x
from banefulvenus :
thanks dinguspie, for correcting my spelling! You are my hero! I wrote the latest posting so late at night that I was practically propping my eyelids open with toothpics, but thanks so much for stopping by the site! By the way, your site rocks!
from anniewaits18 :
the funny thing about memories is that if you share the same ones with people, they remember different aspects that you would not have even thought of. Like when I met you, I just remember Dunkin Donuts and how a jellyfish stung your balls. Ahhh, the memories
from gumphood :
She did put the yanks in here circle of hell.
from caspia :
Yeah, I'm sorry hun. But the Sox can't touch the Twins.
from bluelace :
Yeah i guess an eyepatch would do that, I guess I should just get a bandana.
from gumphood :
dude. Go read scanzilla today. I fucken love his humor. He's totally just fucking with us.
from anniewaits18 :
If I remember correctly, I BELIEVE (am not sure) if Jeter was with the Yankees when I worked for NDC. I hate him too. Him and Bernie Williams. Blech. However, my friend Ryan has a MUSICAL cd (with an intro by Mccartney) of Bernie Williams playing guitar. He is actually very good but I still hate him and his Yankee ass.
from datchery :
Holy shit you have so many freakin entries! Cheezit! On an unrelated non sequitur, I just read your philosophy paper on induction (entry #5 or something around there) Anyway, isn't it just saying that if it happens induction is right and if it doesn't happen, then induction is still right because it allows that things "might" not happen? Also, it only works if you have the track record already, and it can always evolve to say that something will or won't happen depending on if it does or doesn't happen more or less often. (Thus if the sun doesn't rise for ten days (10 twenty four hour periods) in a row, then induction would say that the 11th day it should rise either, unless of course it does. And if it continues to defy this and rises for 10 more days, then whether it rises or not, induction is claims to be right, simply because induction 'cannot' be "wrong". Ever. I guess the real test of a theory like that is can it be used to predict if an event that has 'never' happened before 'will' happen, and if so, is the likelyhood of it happening increasing or decreasing? For induction never really tells you what will happen, but only what 'should' happen. No? ->D + atchery spells Datchery. Unless it spells atcheryD.
from elliorange :
♥ Mmm... you! *Hugs*
from bluelace :
yeah, thanks for the note. Your diary is alright, I liked it a lot.
from appleblowpop :
you said i wouldnt read so i did. justy cause i have to disagree with everyone. its a skill.
from memory-of-ty :
I wouldn't joke about Ty's death.
from gumphood :
You knows who diary really sucks. Dear Diary, I suck.
from deardieary :
So I got a note from you saying that my diary wasn't SUCKY. Thanks, I guess. I thought that it was kinda quirky that you felt (I'm guessing) bored enough to comment on my mediocrity. =)
from sarika :
that was a damn good entry x
from gumphood :
Dude were you mockingly saying that or really saying that. I also didn't isolate the Bowdoin factor. Did you care?
from sarika :
and no, i'm not in school till wednesday. One more year. Yay! x
from sarika :
i'll only update if you pronounce "data" correctly. Is that "dat-a" or "date-a?" :p x
from gumphood :
Dude I totally made an error or the final record of the Pats.
from gumphood :
You are the first sacjob rasied without sex.
from elliorange :
♥ You're funny! Mwah!
from gumphood :
Bro. Also, and I think this is funny. Doug's favorite Simpson's charcter is Duff Man. He likes people who refer to themselves in the third person with that booming endorsement voice. HAHAHA.
from anniewaits18 :
thanks for the random love, I really appreciated it. I in this funk where I feel like everything I write is shit so, I refuse to write anything. Bleah. So the note lifted up my spirits.
from gumphood :
Imagine being back in HS right now. We hit it right at teh depressive grunge era of flannel shirts and baggy jeans. Screw this new noise. HAHA.
from gumphood :
I am gonna feel dumb saying this, but I actually talk to Coupland for a bit. I told him about you and me and things. It was weird, and I never wrote or really told anyone about it. He hates the name Douglas, but they say it sells books better, and then he told me to call him Doug. He also told me that his nickname in art school was Doogles, who in fact, is the Dog the wears goggles from the first chapter. If you were wondering. Oh and I did put thos lines into questions that I was asking other people as quotes. I think I did that along with something Kerbang said. I was trying to be sneaky by not giving away the person. Thanks for the kind words as well.
from sarika :
thankyou for the pie. x
from sarika :
i feel cheated. I want a fresh slice of pie. grr. x
from gumphood :
Bro you made a entry about being 100% of your work, thats now the overlaying ghost file. Whats up.
from anniewaits18 :
Why does it say on my buddy list that you made an entry and there's nothing new? Confused, I went to your older entries, and there's something that says it is 100% your work and all, but I keep hitting an error? Why do you tease me so?
from gumphood :
Bro, you made an entry, Flexin my PEC's. And its a ghost entry in your achieves
from gumphood :
I have read over your comments carefully and determined that you were miffed, or at least slightly insulted. Sorry to fool around on you dude. I mean it. I am sorry, I wasn't trying to piss you off, or one up you or anything like that.
from gumphood :
Also you are right. I do have a hard time apologizing.
from gumphood :
Thats a can do little buddie. Maybe I am reading this all wrong. Are you really mad?
from dinguspie :
You are a gigantic hunk of spam
from gumphood :
that comment was made 25% mispelled 25% awfully and 50% mockingly
from gumphood :
That comment was made 35% serious 25% funnialy 10% bitterly and 30% retorically.
from gumphood :
yes I know that you already made that entry. This is why I didn't link to you. I just figured that I would tell the whole story of us fucking with the yearbook, and include the quotes. Plus I like to steal.
from gumphood :
the quote was sad cause you thanked lizzy and then forgot the quote and now lizzy is dead, and ther are just sad things around it. It was really good for the time.
from gumphood :
well sir dingus. The porn star name is good. But don't be afraid to tell the class simply this, "I think that name game things are dumb, but unfortunatly it is the best way to learn your name, hence my useage of the name game." They will like it. And if they don't have a dog, its best to use middle name and street.
from sarika :
personally, i think you should go with the porn-star name game...
from elliorange :
♥ No. "A" is not Mr. Wonderful. Mr. Wonderful read through my diary and decided to buy me a supergold membership at the end of June. I ended up talking to him on the phone day after day this summer and fell head over heels for him. It's somewhat of a long story. Feelings are kind of up and down right now about him. It was cute, though. Kind of a summer, talk, love fest with just hearing someone's voice.
from gumphood :
http://trib-now.diaryland.com/ <---this guys claims to be the one true Christian. Check it out. Only one entry.
from anniewaits18 :
I wanted to say something but I forgot. Oh well. a useless note. (P.S. I agree with your stance re: notes in Kerbang's diary but don't tell HIM that. hehehe. I'm just giving everyone a hard time)
from kerbang :
there's a difference between me thinking that republicans are always confused and misguided (and thus not achieving their goals), and me thinking the GOP actually has different goals then those they publicly state.
from kerbang :
i don't buy your relativism nonsense.
from sarika :
...which means mr Gump cannot have your soul!! x
from sarika :
tecnhically, you're MY diarylander. I found you first. Indeed, all my loyalities lie with you as you list me as a favourite..!! x
from gumphood :
iWANT YOUR SOUL
from anniewaits18 :
What?
from dinguspie :
yes, that was my point precisely!
from anniewaits18 :
You're the tool. I'm at work trying to keep myself away from mind-numbing law activity. You are at HOME wherein you could actually be making out with your girlfriend or running outside in the cool crisp air. But alas, in your spare time, you are on diaryland leaving note after note after yourself, assimilating yourself to be the leader of the diaryland race. I pity you.
from gumphood :
freak. I totally back on the sox wwagon after the win. I am like...they are one game out. They battle back all year. Tampa and Balt down the strech. FUCK ME.
from anniewaits18 :
The thing with your diary is that you are in hibernation for a couple of days and then you update constantly hour upon hour in one day! Dear lord! I liked your most recent entry, it sort of reminded me of me.
from gumphood :
5 Reasons why that was good. 1) The flow was just right. This is important for people to read. I doubt anyone won't finish that entry. 2) The Breaks were nice for the topic change. 3) You hit the big three topics that people like reading about. Your personal life, feelings and reflections, and funny. 4) The last joke was really well done. 5) the perfect useage of the italic commands.
from gumphood :
that entry was like 9.5
from gumphood :
Tampa Bay will parlee no up highs cause what they say to your A is just hurray. They know your still gay.
from anniewaits18 :
The more I read your diary the more I want to be a gold member. I will not succumb to your gypsy ways. (P.S. Congrats on the A. Such grades don't matter much to me in the "real" world (versus the "fake" grad world? Huh?))
from dinguspie :
christ you're quick
from gumphood :
where did the poem go slutdog?
from gumphood :
on your paper!?! I hope so. Don't give me that nutso hyiku without the follow through. I want to piss on you.
from gumphood :
you are right. borrrrring. However I think I like the IDEA of sitting on a hill looking over the bay at servers, then typing in "penis enlargement" and watching the building catch on fire. Anyway pie face, I am reading your papel and this other guy at work did too, who really likes the intellegence of Hiediger--->he used to be a proffesor. I tell you what he said later.
from trout2000 :
dingus...as your partner in all things dope...I suggest the following outfit....jeans and a nice grey t shirt that fits well and perhaps a cool pair of kicks. of course an A day jack would be necessary before class. also..i think calling the chitlins by their number would be a fantastic way to put them in their place. you might even get some giggles from the femals. hahahaha
from dinguspie :
haha. yeah. actually, sara suggested that I wear a t-shirt with a picture of her on the front and those tiny shorts with the word "taken" written on the butt.
from kerbang :
i think you should get your students to see you as "one of them" by wearing a pair of hot pants with the word "Dirty" on the ass, and an abercrombie t-shirt with a number on it.
from sarika :
and I dont think i need to be chastised...I did see your page first actually. Its the funny thing about alphabetical-buddy-lists, they make you do that.. xx (see you get two! youre that special!)
from sarika :
gaawwd!! *cheesy american accent intended* how bloody often do people leave you notes!! I feel distinctly unloved by comparison. *sulks* And stop being obsessive over your paper, Mr Pie Man x
from anniewaits18 :
The Brad Pitt effect works on anyone. Have you SEEN Alec Baldwin? He tried it, and look at him now. Go watch Glengarry Glen Ross. DUde, it's like hard to keep up now. I should be working!! EGAD!
from anniewaits18 :
Oops. I meant like, "shirt" or something. Like a polo shirt. Dude, like Brad Pitt. Jeans and a REALLY nice polo (for lack of another sport and/or brand) shirt. You guys can tag team but look at it this way, it takes TWO of you guys to try and slow me down and sadly, you both are sorely losing. YOU CAN'T SLOW THIS WOMAN DOWN MUTHAFUCKER!!!! YEEEOOOOOOWWWW!!! (I just stubbed my toe on my Dictaphone)
from anniewaits18 :
I suggest jeans and a rad spiffy top. That way, you come off as casual yet spiffy. Does that make sense? Plus, it's super sexy. If all else fails, wear a leather jacket, because c'mon, a leather jacket is timeless. (P.S. My so-called "sassiness" might have to do with the overexposure of Three's Company and/or Kevin McDonald of Kids in the Hall but that is a mystery that remains unsolved to this day)
from gumphood :
Dude. Don't wear caprees. You don't want to sweat either, or you will be know as the TA Sweat bomb. I recommend picking up some unusual habit so that you are known by that. Like having a pipe and not ever lighting it. That way the students will comment on that and not something that you are ACTUALLY self-councious about.
from anniewaits18 :
p.s. that last comment was not supposed to be sexual but rather demeaning. Sorry for any confusion. Cordially, the Empress of all men.
from anniewaits18 :
I see a trend here..kerbang wants to steal my profile, you want to steal my list...why don't you guys just all get on your knees and bow down to your empress. Don't worry, I won't subject to menial labour...yet. P.S. What's with this sassiness that you have dubbed me? I got that from a waiter once and he totally gave me a hard time about everything and anything because he thought I was so damned "sassy". I am not sassy! I am...um....something else. When I figure it out, I will let you know. Okay, bow down. on both knees. thats it.
from gumphood :
I leave y ø u w ø rthless n ø tes
from gumphood :
: þ
from gumphood :
¿ que hora ? eeeeh man mucho lugo
from nateboxley :
I don't understand why people are doing this to me. why? ... Why?
from gumphood :
Dude 3 things. 1) You paper is fine, its your neurotic worring that forms it into a fine piece of philospohy though so keep thinking it sucked. 2) I think its funny that you are Sara play friesbee golf. I think you should desribe to the crowd how it is played. 3) TAing film people won't be like TA philo students. Think John vs Brad Kelly. Bonus) Football. How does the draft system work!!!
from sarika :
i am particularly fond of pointless notes. Especially from yourself x
from anniewaits18 :
Dude, TAing is not that bad. I was a TA for tv production class AND I had to take the class (at the same time). okay, this note is totally about me and it was supposed to be about you. How about this: be happy that you got INTO grad school because Ive gotten rejected 18 times. This is why i have an 18 at the end of my name to remind of my loserness (okay, I ended this note about me again. I such a bastard)
from gumphood :
Yes that was it. Good Dude. I am glad you liked it. This pleases me.
from gumphood :
I very much like that beast friend. Also. Football. Also...touch me. Also...talk to me. also my banner has caused me to loose 2 viewers as I drop from 68 to 66. Dammit.
from elliorange :
♥ You ride that powerbeast!
from gumphood :
Dude. I need and I mean I NEED you to resend that football link to me. I have yet to recieve it.
from kerbang :
that was cute about sara calming you down. i will now proceed to jazz you up: I am totally getting vinitieri. or however you spell his beautiful name.
from gumphood :
Ta'ing will be easy dude. The two things to remember are that you are in charge and your job is to present the material and be fair to the student. Its pie. Its easier than DM a campaign with John in it. hahahahaha. ~Scott.
from elliorange :
♥ You are absolutely friggin' adorable! That HAIR and that cute smile! Oh, that's the hair I'd like to run my fingers through! Yowza! *Hugs*
from anything4you :
Hey :-\ I'm sorry about your dog. I know that doesn't help you much but it happens to the best of us and I'm sure as many people have probably already told you "he's in a better place"
from sarika :
I hope you recovered okay. Take care of yourself, drowning sorrows feel about 100 x worse the next morning... x
from gumphood :
Dude. I still like your bum
from wllybere :
I'm so sorry about your dog. I hope you're doing ok
from mondocurio :
My condolences. I rescued a dog last night from Storrow Drive, a beautiful, well-trained German Sheppard Mix, and brought him to the Animal Hospital in J.P. I called him Scooby. I hope his owners find him. I would be crushed if I lost my dogs.
from elliorange :
♥ Oh sweetie! I'm so sorry about your dog. It's horrible losing an animal. They can become almost human and they are a huge part of a person's life. *Hugs*! MA was nice, and I've been in the New England states before but this time it was a lot nicer! :) I'm orginally from PA, and I adore that state. I was raised in the country area, though, so it's completely beautiful. It looks a lot like MA. Of course... most country does look all the same. *smiles* Where in PA do you go to collge? I'd have to say that all the Eastern states including part of Ohio out through Vermont are gorgeous and most beautiful in the fall when you're in the right areas! :)
from emiline220 :
I'm really sorry about your dog. I know what it's like to love a pet that much. I hope you feel better soon.
from anniewaits18 :
Dude, I am so sorry. I hope you feel better.
from wllybere :
nice bum
from sarika :
yeah, i think you should write another fable. I did like the one about the people in tuna cans with dolphin hats over their cocks... But what about the people who dont have cocks? You should write a female equivalent story. Or is the utopian aspect the fact that there arent any women!?!! x
from sarika :
thankyou for actually going along with my request Mr Pie Man. x
from anniewaits18 :
goddamnit, I want a gold membership now so I can subject people to MY dumbass pictures. (P.S. I have plenty of "blackmail" pictures of Kerbang. Oh...the temptation)
from sarika :
And no, i don't care if you only updated yesterday!! x
from sarika :
what's also weird is how you all read each other's notes. Mr Gump found me from yours. And now you comment on what I sign in other peoples? God, i'm being stalked!!!! hehe, thankyou, i worked pretty hard and they take the pressure off a bit knowing that I'm halfway there. Not sure how familiar you are with our educational system, but these qualifications are half of what I need to get into the university of my choice :) Yay! update your diary, noone seems to anymore :( and I'm bored. x
from kerbang :
i forgot how hot tamar was until i saw that picture. you fiend.
from kerbang :
look! someone loves your hair! nice gold membership jackass.
from anniewaits18 :
I LOVE the yearbook pictures. I practically laughed out of my chair (but I didn't. Oh well, good try). I feel the pain of uncle pumpkin. I actually had that same problem with my parental units and ran away from home...but like the never ending story--that is another story (have you seen that movie?)
from mondocurio :
I love your hair.
from iratelobster :
If you wanna read my webpage...start before the dreams. But there is no order. I'm basically as random as you get. When I get an idea, I run with it. And most people can't keep up.YAY!
from dinguspie :
boxley: i think you should calm down. I'm just trying to read your shit and keep you in a good mood. You've got a lot of stuff going on, and I understand and respect that. Let's just make up and forget about this.
from nateboxley :
If you stick your nose into others affairs it is gonna get bit off. I hate people who make fun of me. If you want to be nice to me then drop your sarcasm dingus.
from nateboxley :
I think that you should leave me the fuck alone.
from wllybere :
Dude, you really need to starting linking. Gahwon..... give it the old college try!!!
from anniewaits18 :
I filled out your survey. I think I want to kill myself now for all the brain cells who sacrificed themselves in order for me to concoct those answers to this worthless survey. GO PADRES!
from anniewaits18 :
I guess all awake. I just finished your picture note (the dork note) and you have insomnia. welcome to the club.
from anniewaits18 :
YOU ARE A DORK!!! A DORKUS MAXIMUS! (That's latin) Actually, I was considering gold myself but I didn't want Kerbang to lose ALL respect for me. You know, you are becoming a diary whore at a much more rapid rate than gump did. He had a boring template for like 20 entries before he changed it. DIARY WHORE! DIARY WHORE! Okay, I need to update now.
from wllybere :
Don't let Gump give you any shit about your hair... I think it rocks!
from wllybere :
I understand the "last morsel" thing... if I eat something with my hands, like a burger or sandwich, I leave a sort of handle. I don't eat the last bite or two. Carry on...
from sarika :
noooooooo! I want kerbang! You wanna take this outside?!
from peytonsplace :
Any friend of the Gump is a friend of mine. I want to add you to my ring, but you need to post your 25-50 or 100 things to keep it uniform. You can do it, I know you can!
from sarika :
uuhh...okay. I fear blow torches as I once had to make a beam compass and a candle holder. I was forced to use the blowtorch. I had no idea how to use it and there was scary firey stuff coming out of it. Except i couldnt even turn it on. Oh, and i had my hair tied back which meant the mask-thing didnt fit onto my head. I did what any self-respecting-life-appreciating person would do, and smiled sweetly at Mr Brown and he did it for me :-) x
from gumphood :
bro. You are in my survey cause someone has crush on you...and I wanted to see if they would come out and say it. AHAHAHAHAH Internet crush time bro!!!
from anniewaits18 :
Dude. Understandable. I think porpoise hats are better than dolphin hats, since they are of better quality of mammal, but that is just MY personal opinion. fo' shizzy
from sarika :
http://sarika.diaryland.com/030214_89.html may be somewhere to start
from anniewaits18 :
Dude, primarily the reason I don't check you diary 8 million times is because I have you as a favorite and it SHOWS when you update. you dork. Get with the program. P.S. I GUESS log off all of a sudden when I ask you a question online. Damn, what happened to manners? Sniff. I am eating chinese food. The end.
from gumphood :
I agree with the physics statement. You are right. I like how you kinda talk about that course on confusion...also the irrationally happyness is a really good argument. You did get off topic there at the end....I liked it though...that's what its about. Here is a question to answer to me...is there anything more important to modern society than stability?
from dinguspie :
Dingus: quit writing such horrible entries. You'll bore the audience (like you have one!) to death.
from kerbang :
what is this noise?
from gumphood :
Dude. Why is it that you and me are the only one who find the idea of Bass wearing condoms funny. Like that is so our humor.
from gumphood :
Hey man. My CS are digging your gold. HAHHAHA I love it. Anyway I really liked this entry. And yes, were I with Alan, I would lose. ... And Prefer losing at Beer Pong cause I get to drink more. Just kidding I love to win. Also and Shit-sues play frissbee.
from kerbang :
dude. nice new layout. you are now officially part of our little inward feeding blogfest. hoorah for the internet.
from dinguspie :
And modocurio--as for the similarity between "humpwood" (ha) and myself: we grew up together, so I suppose it is only to be expected that our senses of humor be alike. thanks for reading.
from dinguspie :
hmm. thanks for the critique. I will change the format.
from wllybere :
Hey, I love the chicken butt joke. People fall for that every time! (Didn't you used to have a previous and next link?) It's very difficult to get around in your pie
from elliorange :
♥ *Hugs!*
from mondocurio :
Your writing is strangely similar to someone else who writes online, who has a fan club and who rhymes with humpwood.
from gumphood :
I applaud and thank you. Welcome to the ring.
from gumphood :
Response, however weak, is up in the commentes. Under the comment you made.
from anniewaits18 :
DAMN. You left a note with a quickness (cali lingo speaking). I am sad for YOU TWO. You could be out swimming with the fishes and yet you just have to update. Not that the updates are not refreshing, but man, aren't there better things to do? Okay, okay, I lie. I eagerly anticipate each and every entry because it distracts me from working. oops. P.S. The height thing. I am technically "tall" for an Asian girl and kissing someone the same height is a weird experience. 5'9 is a good height. I don't think I ever dated anyone 5'9..it's either 5'5 or 6'2...talk about extremes. What was I going to add? I forgot. I will add when I remember.
from gumphood :
shit. so for mine it would be. <a href="http://gumphood.diaryland.com>Gump's Hood</a>
from gumphood :
<a href="http:// ---THE INTERNET SITE--- > What ever you want to apear on the screen </a> And thats how you link sites.
from gumphood :
remember that kid at Becky's party that everyone wanted to sleep with cause he was tall. Dammit
from gumphood :
Yes. Good entry. But if you are gonna leave comments from Mr. Kamal remember he calls me by my real name Gumphood, and not my madien name.
from gumphood :
http://elliorange.diaryland.com/index.html
from gumphood :
I think you and me a much alike. I pulled the same trick on Kerbang in "Brig your Ladies" and entry about me talking to Kerbang. I liked it. Of course. I was involved with it.
from dinguspie :
Legions of Adoring Fans: Comment on the chickenbutt joke. I mean...come on. That's mint. Mint, Baby!
from anniewaits18 :
Hmm...I really never thought of that. That's it! I'm in love with him! Actually, I think (I had to reread what I wrote to see if he actually fit the criteria) it is probably because Kerbang is a film boy and I'm a film girl and film girls and film boys don't mix. We would probably just talk shop all the time.
from gumphood :
hi dude. This is the Dilly. Tonight is Starcraft. Tomarrow is not. YOu love that they liked your food. I am glad. I hope it went well. That sounds like a smart couple. I bet you and sara could beat them up.
from gumphood :
I give that entry a 5 hehehe no a 6
from dinguspie :
hahhaha...yeah, i am now a diaryland whore. Definitely! And hey, I give you props for being open and honest about yer sexual drive. I certainly didn't mean anything by it.
from anniewaits18 :
P.P.P.P.S. What THE FUCK is going on with this Nate Boxley character and this Grandma 666 character? Huh? What? I feel like I'm being fucked with sometimes. Hmmm...
from anniewaits18 :
Hmmm...I think I'm just as horny as any other girl but I admit it to the public. Maybe I should rephrase, I'm probably just as horny as any other guy but it's readily acceptable in society for guys to be horny all away around. I"m just trying to break the stereotype. P.S. Have you noticed that you have essentially turned into Gump vis a vis diaryland whore? P.P.S. I like reading philosophy but it depresses me. P.P.P.S. Damn.
from nateboxley :
Hi. Yes that gradmother person is um.. very ... on me. I wanted to know who you were though?
from dinguspie :
hey, let me know what you guys think of the new layout. And is the title still messed up? It looks fine to me, but I don't know about these things.
from gumphood :
I think the note below indicated that. I like the Hykus. Hiya *chop*
from gumphood :
two things: Great entry. I remember that. I was sad for you. Second thing. I like that you are updateing and I like your template. You title thing is messed up though. Also, if you go to edit/delete entires you can re save past entried with the new template.
from mondocurio :
Never met ya, but heard about you from Gump...Glad you're writing... Philosophy is not for me..(ask Gump, he tried to talk to me about time once)though my sister is a Philosophy major. And I like that you made fun of gumps groupies.
from gumphood :
Did you know that the show Stargate SG1 has a higher ratings than StarTrek ever did? I mean...people like Stargate.
from gumphood :
I am wild for StarGate. And I know that you don't dude. I know that. I liked your answer. I can't beleive I re-posted them. Were they close?
from dinguspie :
did you all know that 100 people list stargate as one of their favorite movies??? 100 PEOPLE! And I am one of them!!! I feel chinese!
from dinguspie :
i would salt them first
from unclepumpkin :
I want to eat your babies.
from dinguspie :
gump: i am confused. I don't think you look down on me! The point of the entry was: I don't look down on YOU. (for not being an academic philosopher.) In any case. Sorry about the questions.
from gumphood :
Hi. This is what I demand. And I rarely demand this much, but since I have neither the ability nor the fortitude, I would like it if you could state reasons for us to buy or not buy Star Wars Galaxies. This is all.
from anniewaits18 :
Hey! (and I mean this in a disarming manner) I am not a sycophant (did I spell that right?) Man, people just blew your notes wide open. Oh by the way Sam, I have this terrible picure of your arm and a dunkin donuts coffee cup. You look constipated but I think it is mostly due to my untrained wannabe filmmaker eye. (And Ben and Jen told me that Kerbang has haliotosis. THis is just what I heard)
from kerbang :
you know, i try to make being a filmmaker sound less glamorous, so people don't get jealous or feel like they are leading dull, boring lives. So when I'm hanging out with Ben and Jennifer, or having a martini with Marty, I keep that to myself. All the while we entertain ourselves by concocting wild ridiculous tales of working 16 hour days on crappy reality tv shows, just so nobody feels bad about how much fun we're really having.
from gumphood :
okay. Are you sure. I spent some time on them...fuck. I will re-write them, email AND post them. Pick your color.
from gumphood :
Holy cow they beat me here. hhahah. I thought I to be the first. The re-awakinging. What I want to say is that, of course I don't look down on you. In fact, I usually look up to you. However, I would like to see you, the idiot savant, and Kerbang, the moral absolute, go at it. One of you needs to be right more than the other.
from dinguspie :
yes, i do need to write a profile. I will get on that ASAP.
from datchery :
You need to write a profile. Chop Chop.

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