messages to edgarfrog:
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from loveherwell :
excuse me?
from phaythles :
Give u props...now why would i do something like that? Not like ur ever on it...or update it...frankly im surprised ur even on here now...n what if i dnt...not like me not adding u is gonna make or break u...n furthermore how come i cnt get any props? Im a totally perky sarcastic funny as fuck person...im the perfect addition to anyones fave list...hah...
from witty-remark :
You know what is else is quite the catch? Chlamydia. I don't know if your attributes could possibly outweigh that.
from phaythles :
Yes ur right...ur cute n cuddly n like a redneck-im-always-drunk-and-will-fuck-ur-cat kinda way...and since i lied n i dnt actually have any cats...i think i should no longer appeal to u...hah...
from witty-remark :
Though the thought of baring my breasts to a stranger for comparative reasons seems logical, I think maybe, just MAYBE there might be some faults to this argument you pose I should explore.
from witty-remark :
Have I mentioned my bank account hasn't had more than 2 digits since the early '90s?
from phaythles :
Lmao...yes im a girl n im just curious when u realized that since u had no clue...am i cute n cuddly...sure...im like 5 ft...i weigh round 300 pounds n i live alone with 9 cats n im a 46 yr old virgin...wanna hook up some time im lonely...are u cute n cuddly?
from witty-remark :
hahah Well, aren't you charming? Let's revolutionize the face of women's rights by painting a dick on it. Nothing spells liberation quite like Arabian goggles...hope you're familiar with what that is. Otherwise, you can't join our efforts.
from phaythles :
You were a fave because ur funny as hell n i could over look my jealousy because u out sarcasm me...but considering there was gonna b a day when u decide to actually write n ur journal...i had to remove u frm my favorite...figured it was best for all...
from bi-pet :
man - where's the web address for the star wars stuff... that's sounds like a worthwhile procrastination tool!!
from cai5fnatux :
Okay, so Kubrick didn't exactly show a golden wonderful momentous ending for De Large, but the fact that the government was going to take care of him for his "suffering" and he gets to be normal again makes me think he at least broke even. "...I was cured, all right"
from iluvtunes :
Kurt Vonnegut has been my absolute favorite writer since I first read Cat's Cradle over twenty years ago. I cried for 45 minutes straight when I heard that he died.
from argentum :
Hey. I found your diary after someone searched for [http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-us&q=%28%22jerk him off%22%29 %28site%3Adiaryland.com OR site%3Ablogspot.com%29 -homo -homosexual -queer&btnG=Search] and came up with our diaries. It has to mean something.
from kittiefan17 :
Oh, NOW I know what it is. Hey, i'm interested, bring it on!
from kittiefan17 :
Okay, this is going to be a stupid question, but what's "Women's Lib"?
from kittiefan17 :
where do you come up with this stuff? This shit is HILARIOUS! I cannot stop laughing my ass off at you. Keep up the good work!
from iluvtunes :
Okay, it's been two weeks since ya wrote anything new here. That's not exactly a "storm a brewing", now is it?? hmmph
from ilubjermy956 :
and good thing, too. we missed you.
from baby2pimp :
i still think your sexy!!!!!do you got a myspace?????????
from anisettekiss :
I had you as a favorite??? How long ago? I tend to erase anyone who either ignores me or doesn't update for more than 30 days at a time. Wanna tell me a dirty joke??
from xjxofxax :
Yes, I will read your diary more before I write a Women's Lib entry for your diary. I am a female. Diaryland IS mostly females, it's amazing. There are three guys on my buddy list, including you. Luv, haha. I spell it "love", although I used to spell it "luv". But I freaked out and wanted an even number of letters. I'm an odd kid, I know.
from iluvtunes :
But I'll get over it. ;-) smooches..........Christina
from iluvtunes :
And by the way, of course I DO realize that the only reason you contact me is to try to get free banners. Sad, really.
from cai5fnatux :
Hey, good to know you're still alive. :) I DID send the picture and email. Don't know what happened; I'll send you a few to choose from. Maybe you'll still want me to write after getting a look at me. LOL. I'm going to add you, you big ego-stroker. :p I was going to before, but I didn't know if you'd continue.... no real sense in having a dead diary on my faves.... although it seems I have several already. Hmm, never mind.
from quotebook :
I don't like trenchcoats on teenage boys OR on Dick Tracey. And his was even a bright sunny yellow. Way to be inconspicuous, Dick.
from iluvtunes :
And by the way, don't think that I don't realize that I shoulda fucked your brains out when I still had the chance.
from iluvtunes :
I've moved my wedding date from April to October. This gives you seven more months to decide to throw caution to the wind and actually COME TO MY FUCKING WEDDING!!!!!!!!! smooches.........Christina
from obsidianfrog :
You sick demented fucker... I love it, I shouldn't but I do, You make me laugh. Thanks
from iluvtunes :
Just watched Fear and loathing and of course thought of you. Hope all is peachy in your life. xo................Christina
from inkedgal :
yeah. i'm fine. bored. fat. drunk. rich. but still cute and funny, in a mean way. how've you been?
from aimeelori :
I hope you aren't gone. You made me laugh...and no one makes me laugh.
from iamcobain :
please...... nooooooooooooooooooooo..... don't go.............
from iluvtunes :
It's so fucking bizarre that your RIP A.P. entry was no longer listed on my favs! I swear to god I've had it listed there for well over a year. I have NO idea as to why, or how, it disappeared. Very strange.
from bluemoon050 :
I am new to the site and your diary was the first one that I could read an ENTIRE entry without falling asleep.
from quotebook :
Happy Haloween (Yes, We know it's September...we're not going to tell you a happy belated Labour Day though...that's not fun at all)
from fannie227 :
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon is a really good book.
from i-love-ewe :
yes
from useafork :
there. you're vital crap, honkey
from useafork :
ah fuck it. you're still one of my faves. damn you.
from kaulback57 :
They have vibrating dildos, and buttblugs, why not vibrating buttplugs? I mean sure it'd tear up your colon but some people are into that.
from ifeltalive :
you're fucking twisted... i like it
from punkroker :
holy shit dude, you could very well be the most irrational asshole ever. and it's awesome. and i'm absolutely addicted.
from euphoria21 :
I hadn't read you in a bit but I saw the entry you wrote about talking to AOL and that shit was funny!! It's me Violet, your resident lesbian. Take care...come back.
from pornoviolent :
POPULARITY CONTESTS. well... ONES WHO DOES NOT HAVE TRIFORCE CAN'T GO IN, You're great! I think I'll believe in you! BAD END. THIS IS NOT A TRUE ENDING! aw man, it's gonna be one of those days. it's seven thirty in the morning, i haven't been to bed yet, i've got a million and one things to get done during the day and no motivation to accomplish them, i have to sell drugs or pickpocket or something because my parents have the shittiest long distance plan on the fucking planet and i have to come up with 800 bones to pay it but i don't really care, it'll get taken care of one way or another, one of these days. but who cares, anyway. i'm supposed to come up with something interesting and not sound like a fucking 12-16 year old girl or whatever the demographic was for your rant. "uh, hey man, how you uh, how you feeling?" "how do you think i feel?" "probably pretty good" "yeah i'd guess pretty good" "yeah you can say that again" "huh huh hehe" "ask him what he does" "what do you do? i mean, uh, what is your day like man?" '"my day is great, i getta slide swish smush.. do a lot of different things" "oh man" "wow" "are you a uh, orgasm for a guy or an orgasm for a girl?" "well.. depends. see orgasms we don't have genders so... we don't discriminate" "oh that's cool" "that's very cool. you're open to everyone aren't ya?" "we are open..." "uh, what's all that.. what's all that about the g-spot thing, you know?" "yeah, that's my boy. heh." "what's the --" "yeah what's the story?" "you know him, actually?" "yeah, yeah, you wanna ask him?" "sure" "yeah, can you get him" "yeah, yo g! yo g, come here, c'mere" "yo! yo yo" "these guys wanna ask a little bit about us" "yo, whassup? whassup man whassup" "you guys are quite a pair aren't you?" "hey, yeah you can say that" "we get around" "i bet you do" "so, uh.. what's your uh...what's the best thing about your jobs" "probably... what do you think orgasm?" "probably.. uh... the first time we work with someone. someone new, someone fresh, just.." "virgins?" "yeah, yeah... virgins.. loooove virgins" "um, do multiple orgasms wear you out? is that tiresome? or is that a myth?" "let me tell you something about multiple orgasms. people have.. they claim, [expletive] out of the box. it does not "exist. it does not exist." "wow... so you're just there... so you're just stronger sometimes." "i just told you it don't exist. don't ask me no more. just don't talk to me. i really don't wanna talk to you no more." "oh. hey g-spot?" "yeah? yeah?" "what... people say it's hard to find you.. how do we find you?" "yo, just hit me up on pager man, keep it on vibrate, it's all good" "thanks for coming man"
from livescollide :
Hey buddy, since people still aren't leaving you notes, I guess I'll have to stuff your box. Pretty ironic as I have been stuffing your mom's box for years now. You can't let these assholes get you down. I think you're just being lazy. Get off your ass and write something. Or at least jerk me off while I do.
from flnangel :
Oh C'mon, you KNOW her boyfriend's name is Chad, not Jared!!!
from livescollide :
AS PREVIOUSLY WRITTEN TO CROCK-POT BY ME: Ok, I'll admit, in Edgar's sorrowful absence, you do stand a good chance of becoming the king of this torrid Diaryworld we inhabit. About as much chance as Ellen DeGeneres sucking cock. But as a goodwill offering, here's what I propose: you, Edgar, and I start an exclusive diaryring. We'll name it "OneManBand," kind of like the group the "Lone Ranger" in Airheads. N/m, it's funny if you think about it. In an ironic sense. Together, the three of us will be unstoppable. We'll get everything we ever wanted. Edgar will get those lesbian accounts he's always asking for, you'll get pictures of 16-year-olds who like to suck cock, and I'll get a picture of Boy George's testicles. Also, just to demonstrate my reverence for you, I am going to add you to my favorites. Let me know what you think about the ring. Au revoire. Fuck the French. What do you think Edgar? In or out? It's not really a team, just think of it as an alliance.
from livescollide :
Asshole, you talk about people not leaving you notes, but I don't hear one word from you in I don't know how long. Whatever.
from livescollide :
I totally agree that this shit is getting kind of boring. You should join Bangme. All I do is leave dirty messages. It is so much more fun b/c you make people cream, or make them commit suicide. There's more power. I'll even let you split the domain with me. You know why? B/c it's me who has a crush on you, not ass-crack-pot.
from livescollide :
Wow dude, you're the kewlest. Today my crab infestation resurged as I was giving a speech, and I scratched my balls right in front of the whole class. But I know I got them at Kirsten's slumber party, so I know like half of the other people in my class have them too. But really, it's all kewl. See, who says high school journals can't be fun? That was actually my 16 year old sister writing. She's turned on by your diary by the way. She wants to go to Vegas in December to meet you. But don't worry, she's treating her crabs right now. She shaved one half of her pubes, set the other half on fire, and as the crabs run into the clear she's stabbing them with an ice-pick. Oh shit, she just hit her femur. Gtg. But dude, you're the kewlest!
from inkedgal :
you fucker! i was going to complain about people never leaving me any notes today too. god, i fucking hate you sometimes. well, there you go, you bastard. there's your fucking note. ahem. good day. -jdb
from thespark :
I run a diary community. I'd like for you to join the ring.
from bapj0413 :
Hey Edgar. Don't conform! We read your diary cuz it's a change from "Omg I had a big test today. I hope I did good! And tomorrow Tommy is taking me out"....a good change. You brighten peoples days with getting shit-faced or anything else of the sort. But that's all I got.
from xolaneyxo :
Well Edgar it was 1971, I was 6 ahhh and he had such a huge dick..I remember it like it was yesterday..but how the fuck did you know?... You must be a psychic..or is that psycho...! Stay away from my little boy livescollide, he is very impressionable, he's already sick and twisted, let's not throw psychopath into the mix!
from livescollide :
How about blowjobs in the month of December for all Nebraska residents who have fucked more than one cow and five obese people.
from edgarfrog :
It's good for you to see it anyways. Maybe I'll lock my diary in August. Or maybe not. Or maybe I'll send free Whiskey For Kids merchandise to everybody with a Fahrenheit 9/11 ticket stub. Or maybe not.
from suprgoddess :
For the record, I so do NOT have any sort of STD. Listen Mr. Frog...you said you were going to lock your damn diary and only allow peeps in that went and saw that Mike Moore flick. What the hoo, boo??? I go on a cross-country cruise with my ticket stub safely tucked away, finally get my online access and so excitedly want to email the fucker to you...cause I rock like that...and what??? What??? WHAT??? It's not locked. Hmph! Well, the show was enlightening, none the less. Even though I fell asleep half-way through. Heh. See, that what I get for messing with a frog! *flips hair*
from livescollide :
Edgar, you don't want cchrista, iluvtunes, or suprgoddess. They're skeezas. Plus, they have herpes. I should know, I gave it to them. Instead, why don't you settle for a mature woman? My grandmother says you sound like a nice boy and is dying to meet you. Choose wisely, and I might just e-mail you photos of her knees. Don't be disappointed, that's where her tits are. By the way, I updated my comment about you in my profile. A sort of rebuttal.
from blakkrayn :
I was given a link to your entry from 4/28 and damn that was some funny shit. Reminds me of some of the crazy searches that lead people to mine.. right now its the beheading of Nick Berg. Anyway, just thought Id leave ya a note and check some of your other stuff out. Take care...
from whiskeybabe :
ok i just have to say u are one funny funny man! u rocked my socks!
from iluvtunes :
Hey suprgoddess, them sounds like fightin' words! (LOL!!) Jeez, ladies.......I guess we better just hope that there really IS enuff "Edgar" to go around! ;o) smooches.........Christina
from suprgoddess :
You're on, Mr. Frog. I shall see this movie and email you a scan of my stub, all just for shits and giggles. And btw, -I- just so happen to be the ultimate FROG MAGNET up in this popcicle stand...so, I don't know why all them biatchs are fussing. :D
from ms-z :
*laughs out loud*
from edgarfrog :
Settle down, ladies. There's enough Edgar Frog to go around. If you're going to fight, at least wait until I can get a video camera, a pair of bikinis, and a wading pool full of mud......so your dispute can be settled properly.
from cchrista :
you can keep your role of biggest fan. i dont want it.
from iluvtunes :
I think cchrista is just jealous cuz SHE wants to be your most obsessed fan. (Sorry, kid. But that role is already taken!) So, to any of you smart-ass kids that are fans of Edgar Frog that wanna make derogatory comments about me, I say this........If "Edgar" actually wanted me to go away, I definitely wouldn't still be here, so either get a sense of humor and realize that this is all just in fun, or else GO FUCK YOURSELF! Hugs and Kisses.........Christina
from cchrista :
yr diary is fun. iluvtunes is a crazy, obsessive, weirdo.
from creepatron :
Thanks for the great write up to accompany my shame! I've never felt so liberated...read: uncomfortable ;)
from iluvtunes :
Now that you're so fucking popular, it looks like ya just don't have any more love for your most sick, twisted, obsessed fan! sniffle.......Christina
from betholindo :
Dig your blog. I'll write a women's lib post for you. I'm an au pair in Europe and I've done charity work in South America. I go to church and graduated from a girls' school. For fun I eat cookies and drink milk. Whole milk. Do I qualify as a nice girl?
from radiokat :
your diary is hilarious! i could tell what i was in for when i saw your banner. that really gave me a pick me up. rock, man. rock.
from iluvtunes :
Okay, it's official..........you suck!! smooches, Christina
from euphoria21 :
I have to agree with swingerdiary, or whatever, I'd love for you to do a survey...it will probably be as traumatic as seeing Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas sober but it'll be worth it. I haven't gotten to the point of masturbating for a month but the past 3 days it's been a non-stop ride for me, and my hands(both of them) are quite tired, but they're not quitting yet...
from useafork :
Can I get drunk and stick my thumb in your butt? Come on, please? Or lets just hold hands. Your diary makes me want to poop on my own foot. I fucking love it.
from jack-lyn :
i love the banners
from iluvtunes :
It looks like I'm proving, yet again, that I am truly YOUR obsessive little bitch! LOL!! (did ya see the note that "livescollide" left for me?) So, yes.....it is done. Let me know for sure that ya got 'em. Yours.........Christina
from iluvtunes :
hmmm........looks like I'm not your ONLY obsessed fan! smooches........Christina
from livescollide :
OK EDGAR, I'VE DEDICATED AN ENTIRE ENTRY TO YOU AND MY DISCONNECTION FROM YOU, ASSHOLE!!!! AT LEAST READ THIS ONE
from swingerdiary :
Please create a survey. I'm interested to know your questions and the answers of the freaks (me included) who answer them.
from quotebook :
Because of our love of sick hilarity, we have added you to our favourites. Now leave us a note in gratitute. Ha. Anyways.. HAPPY RANDOM NOTE DAY
from iluvtunes :
By the looks of your notes page, the banners are obviously working! smooches...........Christina
from livescollide :
So there I was, looking up meatotomy, when lo and behold, I came across your diary. It was hilarious, and ten minutes later I became a gold member. I've done two posts since yesterday (my shit's about as sick as yours) and have many ideas. Help a brother out here and recommend my page or read it or something.
from smurfygal :
Okay... you've probably noticed that I added you to favorites. All I can say is that your diary leaves me speechless... I haven't figured out if that is a good or bad thing!
from sweets73 :
way cool diary... hmm and website also... no naked pictures thou? come one wheres the pictures???
from punk-loser :
you are my brand new form of entertainment to combat everyday work related boredom.
from purplebanana :
Fun banner.
from mittag :
You are hilarious and this diary is brilliant. Cheers.
from girl-razor :
Great diary, though I wish you'd do more with the layout, I'll do you a free custom one if you like :) xx
from crazed-minds :
Lol, convincing that girl to change her screen name. Good stuff! :)
from miss-k2 :
You are relatively funny for a man. How come you don't have a notes link on your page so people can leave you notes easier? You're funny all right but not too smart. That's all I'm saying.
from iluvtunes :
Dear god! You really ARE a sick fuck, aren't you? ( I love it! ) smooches.....Christina
from iluvtunes :
thank god! (sigh) I was SO fucking embarrassed! Yours..... Christina ;-)
from perversions :
yes, you are perverse... and probably watched Shashank Redemption one time too many :)
from iluvtunes :
okay, I lied. I just wanted to say ONE last thing. And that is that of course it goes without saying that I'll keep reading your diary 'til the day I die! smooches....Christina
from iluvtunes :
I gotta admit that it IS kinda funny, though! Considering the fact that you used to blame ME as being the one that was "all talk, no action". It looks like YOU are the one that was all talk, after all! Don't worry, this'll truly be my last note. The end. ♥......Christina
from iluvtunes :
Wow....your blocking my emails? I guess that I really DID scare ya, didn't I? Sorry, "Edgar". I meant no harm. I'll not ever bother you again.
from ljungberg8 :
nice diary dude
from iluvtunes :
Hello, brat! Glad to see ya back!! smooches.....Christina
from iluvtunes :
Jeez.....you've truly abandoned us, haven't you?? sniffle
from iluvtunes :
Jesus Christ, it's been 30 days since ya updated. THIRTY DAYS!!!!!! Will ya please write something, for fucks sake? You're killing me over here! Yours.....Christina
from iluvtunes :
Or, if you are up for it, my roommate Ginger is going to Vegas this tuesday and she'll personally deliver it to ya if you want. For real. Let me know.
from iluvtunes :
Oh, PLEASE! I'll win that fucking contest, hands down! By the way, I forgot to leave your Birthday present in Vegas before I left. As soon as I get all of my shit unpacked, I'll send it back to Vegas and give ya an address where you can pick it up. ( No kidding! )
from iluvtunes :
I just counted and I have left you 26 messages here on your notes page. TWENTY-SIX!!!!!! Holy Shit!! I really AM a deranged fan, aren't I?? ♥ Christina
from iluvtunes :
I actually have kind of a gag birthday present for you that I found at a garage sale months ago, I was gonna send it to ya with a big jug of jack daniels, but since you are scared and/or bored by me, I figure the chances are pretty slim of actually getting an address. But happy birthday anyways "Edgar". (and of course I already KNEW it was your birthday! what sort of a deranged fan would I be if I didn't know all of your stats.?) :-) *smooches* ~Christina ♥
from funda :
You are a stranger person with a strange monkey who would probably make a great friend if we were next door neighbors. You might be a good friend too, even in Las Vegas.
from headtension :
I started reading you diary and in one week I lost 10 lbs. Thanx Edgar Frog for changing my life.
from iluvtunes :
I think that you just love to make us beg for it! Well, atleast you're worth begging for!! (PLEASE start writing!!!) ♥ Christina
from wunduhkid :
Its not right, you cant leave. Come back. Please.
from iluvtunes :
You big fucking tease! PLEASE WRITE MORE!!! (We all miss ya, kid!) XO......Christina
from iluvtunes :
Actually....I might pay to watch you jack off and spooge on a dartboard, too! (kidding!) XO....Christina
from iluvtunes :
Oh my god, would you PLEASE start fucking writing again, already? You have GOT to be the most interesting "distraction' that I know of, and god knows I could use a distraction right now. Jesus Christ.....update already!!!!!XO....Christina
from spread-me :
ur a fuckin GENIUS MAN! i'd pay to watch u jack off and spooge onto a dart board. i love live entertainment. - C
from iluvtunes :
as long as I'm on a roll with the notes, I wanted to tell you that I belong to a couple of Patton related chat groups where I talk to people from all over the world, and when I tell them about my diary (which is pretty much an homage to Mike Patton!) I invariably ended up ALSO telling them about yours. The reason that I tell you this is that I simply can't tell you how many people have emailed me back to actually THANK me for turning them on to your diary.(Because, as you know, you are indeed a comedic genius!) I'm sure that you already have plenty of international readers, but you can now add New Zealand,Spain,Australia, Portugal, two from Finland, three from England, and three from Canada. Who knows? Maybe you'll get some more foreign fan club members out of this whole thing! XO.....Christina
from iluvtunes :
Isn't that nice to hear that you're "semi-funny" from this new 'character'-rhp? (Fuck that! You're HILARIOUS!!!!!) Have you checked out HIS diary yet? Jesus Christ, this guy puts the "E" in evil! Unfortunately, he's NOT funny about it.....AT ALL! (I can't fucking WAIT until you finally get this move over with so that you can start updating more! I'm seriously going into Edgar Frog withdrawals!!!)XO....Christina♥
from rhp :
you're semi-funny. you can read my stuff.
from iluvtunes :
Holy shit!...What a little Hotty you are!XO....♥,Christina
from wunduhkid :
Where has shaun gone?.... Its this damn lady friend of his.....
from iluvtunes :
You are SO fucking evil. The truth is that I'm totally terrified of you! (and I fucking LOVE it!...am I sick in the head, or what!?!)XO....♥ Christina
from iluvtunes :
I hope that you're not pissed, but I wrote about you in my diary tonite. It's certainly not the 1st time, and my guess is that it won't be the last. But, if it bothers you, I'll delete it and write no more about you. XO...Christina
from iluvtunes :
Just curious about one thing: was the news story that you referred to in your "Hulkmania" entry something that happened recently, or was it the event that they made into the movie "Bully" by director Larry Clark?(he did the movie "Kids")XO...C.B.
from iluvtunes :
Thank you for the 'heads up' about being so open with my info. (See, I knew that my deep-rooted admiration, and adoration of you was well-founded!) You really are a doll, "Edgar". And no one (not even YOU!) can convince me otherwise! Thanks again! Yours...♥,Christina p.s- you don't happen to know how to erase these fucking surveys, do you? I answered some shit that I shouldn't have answered, and now I'm stuck with all of this personal shit all out in the open! Help!!!
from iluvtunes :
p.s- don't get all bent out of shape; this wasn't actually an email! (but don't worry, I won't start leaving notes all the time either!!) Uh oh...looks like it's too late for that, I've left WAY too many notes as it is! 8-)
from iluvtunes :
FYI:In retrospect, I should tell you that the picture and script COULD stand to be a little larger on your whiskey for kids merchandise. It seems like people have to get WAY too close before they can tell what it says. However, once they DO read it, they have ALL thought that it fucking ruled!!
from iluvtunes :
U R so mean! :-(
from iluvtunes :
Please read me. Thank You, Christie
from iluvtunes :
Oh my God, I am TRULY a moron! Your name is RIGHT THERE on your fucking monkey page! I feel like such a dumbass!!! (uh oh...how much of an obsessed fan am I REALLY, if it took me this long to notice? It looks like I'm falling down on the job!) :-)
from inkedgal :
i came to leave a note saying i'd watch you because it's the night before my birthday and pbs is always a part of my pre bday celebration....and you've fucking cut me from your list again. was it because i wouldn't marry you or because i wouldn't let you expose my semisweet chocolate orbs on your fucking page? huh? well, which is it? that's it.... you're dead to me. -jdb(i'll still watch cuz i know what you look like. i hope you're first in the fucking oven.)
from iluvtunes :
Jesus...every time I say something to you I just keep coming across like more and more of a dipshit. I better quit while I'm ahead and just leave you the fuck alone. (Ha!...I'd have to be fucking delusional if I thought that I was anywhere NEAR 'ahead' with you at this point!!!)
from iluvtunes :
check out my diary tonite (thursday, May 22nd)
from wunduhkid :
Been reading your diary for years, fucking brilliant. Been reading since the origional lab monkey page!!!! From your fans in England Write on.........
from iluvtunes :
Pretty much EVERY guy that I know wears baseball caps ALL the time. You should seriously consider 'Whiskey for Kids' baseball caps! Just an idea. Yea...I know, don't bug you. Don't worry...that's all that I had to say.
from katy-bug :
Well, you baffle the fuck outta me. Someone left me a gbook message stating I should check out this entry http://edgarfrog.diaryland.com/020615_47.html - So, I did. And I loved it. I could be cute &cuddly, hire me.
from idiot-milk :
You know, RainbowRaver669 started off kind of slow, but I think his parting shot was truly inspired. Shame he's such a selfish fuck, though. It's not like you were asking for BOTH arms.
from asickgirl :
So...I was checking out some of the profiles of the other people that have listed you as a favorite when I discovered that I am certainly not the first to claim to want to marry you and/or be your sex slave! sigh....I guess I'll just have to wait my turn!
from edgarfrog :
I did leave. And then I came back. How could I leave all of my Diaryland fans? You are the wind beneath my wings. You complete me.....Plus, writing entries gives me something to do while I'm waiting for my child porn to download.
from iluvtunes :
Hey, I was just looking at some of the other messages sent to you and there was one from "klikitak"(or something like that) that made reference to you leaving. Is that true? Say it isn't so, Edgar!!!!
from iluvtunes :
Alright, you little shit! It's been three whole days since you've made an entry in your diary! Don't you realize that you have a moral obligation to entertain all of us losers in Diaryland? We are all counting on you for comic relief! What would we do without you?lol
from iluvtunes :
So....where exactly do you appear in "Fear&Loathing"?? Just Curious, Christina aka iluvtunes
from iluvtunes :
Dude...You're fucking hilarious!! I find it really hard to believe that you have a hard time with women. Being one myself, I can tell you that chicks LOVE IT when a guy is really funny. It doesn't even matter what you look like(within reason),as long as you make them laugh,your gonna get into the panties eventually, and you definitely have a gift for making people laugh! My roommates came out at 4am and yelled at me because I was laughing so fucking hard at your diary that I woke up everybody in the apartment!!Yours is, without question, my favorite diary in diaryland!
from hollyt :
I wrote "fuck you" on a ticket too once. Very liberating. I never heard anything either.
from klikitak :
bummer your leaving. at least inkedgals around for shits and giggles. stay black.
from blueperiod84 :
heh. finally, a chat prank. that'll do, pig. that'll do . . . :D
from blueperiod84 :
admit it. you are some kind of alcohol-loving evil genius.
from hollyt :
You need to get yourself a guestbook doll. Guess what, I'm back with diaryland. I was thinking about you and hopped over to your diary. I thought it would be fun to read that women's lib article I wrote a while back, I almost can't believe I was so bold to write the things I wrote! You have a lot of fans I've noticed... Good for you! Have a good day! ~Holly
from amalthea23 :
i stopped in cause i loved yer name sooooo much....
from wallflower9 :
you definatly have syphillis. I want to be one of your woman libs! I am cute and cuddly and 15. Good material here. whathappenedtostimpy@hotmail.com
from inkedgal :
'yeah, they're dumb as bricks' made me spit cheap beer all over the moniter. good job. -j damn b.
from blueperiod84 :
I'm new and I thought you'd like to know that you are hilarious. You got me into trouble (I woke my mom up because I was laughing so hard - not a wise thing to do at 4:14 AM), but you're hilarious. Feel free to drive behind me anytime :*)
from nickisaghost :
i read about your penis bump. you might have syphillis. hahahahahahaha. oh well. why am i here?
from inkedgal :
ahhhh, the smell of love. -j damn b.
from nawtee :
hey dude...my friends just introduced me to your diary and i think it's such a crack-up. If i need to have a good laugh...i know who's diary to read!Good work buddy!
from inkedgal :
first off, how come i'm the only one that leaves notes here. sure they're few and far apart but if you just looked at it randomly it looks like i'm fucking stalking you. which is kind of cool because i never had the stamina to stalk. but i digress, mr. t has testicular cancer. at least you'll be in good company. -damn.
from inkedgal :
i know of the new wave hooker series but, have never heard of your sunset. she's a trooper. thanks for telling me. 'erica pratt is my only hero.'
from inkedgal :
i think sturge@diaryland is trying to steal my identity. i love him and i think i might have to kill him.-jdb.
from inkedgal :
(chorus)on the great space coaster, get on board. on the great space coaster, off we go. get on board, step inside, going for a magical ride. off to the other side of where the rainbows hide. the fuckin' 80s.
from echopunk :
same scanner issues as lori *see below. i can't get it to work, so I'm out. sorry...~j
from amazingsushi :
okay, heres the deal, i tried to work out this whole scanner crap thing, and i do want to write the entry, but i really just cannot get the scanner working, so i guess i can't do it this time around. but i'll be there for #7. dont you a-worry bout it, eddie. hahaha. yeah.
from echopunk :
i am too lazy to go to my email account. the picture is big, and i can't make it smaller. Still want it? ~j
from echopunk :
Can I be your ho'? Awesome diary, nice work with making Harry a bad, bad boy...
from ankhet :
You're funny as hell... I'd love to see what all those politically correct fanatics think of your diary… that must be pure comedy.
from neon-black :
You are really really weird.

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