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you want your twenties to be over?!? what??? are you crazy!!!? man, i'm still fondly remembering my teens. growing old is aight, but i'd rather grow young. damn ear hair.

from una-sorella :

oh edith. i never thanked you for the "let me 'splain!" email; it was very thoughtful and reassuring. so thank you kindly. also, your last entry (july 28) was PRICELESS. don't drop your diary, i would weep.

from una-sorella :

lord love you edith. you expressed poifectly how i feel about harry potter (ugh!). i cannot be okay with literary fodder mass-produced for the masses, fodder which isn't even terribly intellectually stimulating. i like to think i'm reading things not everyone else is. like you, i am indie to the end.

from thanksbitch :

hey there, well dominic, er domdisko, has been telling me to read your diary for a while now and so i have today, and i just wanted to pass it on that i think your diary is excellent! the one reading through your archives will be me. later.

from una-sorella :

i leave you too many damned messages. just wanted to commend you on the phrase "penis-toters." my reaction is simultaneously ewww and hahahahaha.

from anticrew :

Edith, if I am tomatoes will you be my risotto? Let a girl know, kay? Cool.

from una-sorella :

btw, not only do gay men love the edith, but so do homo ladies. or at least half-homos, like meself. but not exactly in that way. although if i met you and you were hot that might change. okay, time to stop now.

from una-sorella :

hey. i haven't heard directly from you for a bit. hopefully things are looking up in the dirty south - a lovely lady such as yerself should never suffer the wiles of anything remotely similar to "rejection week." aiee.

from almostreally :

Man, you are great. Tell Iowa and the punkass PG and everyone else plaguing you to suck it. Suck it. (P.S. also, the crappy times coming to town before the good times put in an appearance will just make for a good narrative flow) I love your diary. Perservere!

from una-sorella :

yes i know i left you the last message. but you must HELP ME! i am now a wozq dj b*tch and need cute cuddlecore indie/new-wave 60s synth pop STAT! help me, oh edith; i throw myself prostrate at your noble music-knowing feet and beg for ideas. please don't leave me alone to fend off the wozq wolves, i am weak and the food supply runs low. i am ridiculous.

from una-sorella :

well well well. i realized that you have left me a new nice messages and i have never left you one so ha! there we go. i will be in nyc this summer, so if you will be there sometime during your east-coast extravaganza this summer, do swing by and we can chat. heavens be gracious woman, why is your diary so entertaining.

from eyesonthesky :

Smiths lyrics= totally acceptable. My characters discussed them. Big congrats on finishing, it made me happy to read that you did it. You're officially invited to floor-corn's party tonight.

from swilkes :

FYI, I just plagiarized you on my diary. Well, not plagiarized--*did tribute to*. Yeah, that's it. See you in a few!

from east-anglia :

Turn back around and get that D. Eggrz book now!! And then tell me how you like it once you get past the part with the goat and the "Rock me like a hurricane" part.

from eyesonthesky :

Maybe I should just travel around the country living with D-land folk? Road trip!

from mercutioa :

Right, thanks for the answer.

from doidare :

apropos advice. i for one will take it to heart - it was actually exactly what i needed. some day i will pass you by at spider house, but neither of us will know it.

from eyesonthesky :

Sleater-Kinney's playing on the street in LA August 24...it wouldn't be so far to drive...and it costs $6.

from spunkygypsy :

Of possible interest to you: I have just posted my recipe for tasty guacamole. Lovers of avocados may rejoice in it! (and you being a lover of avocados could indeed be such a rejoicer).

from dumb-john :

what is a hindu pushup?

from dumb-john :

i share your thoughts comme San Diego. nevertheless, it is the Hell that we share. How do you know the Aislers Set? Are you acquainted with the Santa Cruz scene? Do you know Poundsign?

from asteroidbelt :

i'm jealous... i once watched him and michael stipe drink tea.

from asteroidbelt :

have you cuddled douglas coupland??????

from peth :

20 Pounds of Guacamole exites me in a way that I cannot quite describe.

from riatsala :

Just so you know, the Thames is a pretty pansy-ass river for a lot of its length, basically the shape and size of what we called a "crick" back in Pittsburgh. So your MBG could go up it in a Star Wars lunchbox and be perfectly safe.

from eyesonthesky :

I have a librarian question for you...what do librarians DO? I realized everyone I see working in the library aren't librarians, they're just, like, information desk people or whatever. Also, I read through your entire diary the other week...you're a funny lady.

from riatsala :

Thank you. You rawk. May your planets continue to smile. I smear my ink in your honor.

from eyesonthesky :

I just spent 2 and a half hours reading aaaaall of your entries. It was worth it. And lately I've been into Smiths quotes.

from swilkes :

Well, phock me.

from itrymybest :

this is hot shit. and yay for beat happening.

from riatsala :

I before E, except after C, I say to myself, under my breath, biting my tongue hard. Hey, I can spell "ophthalmologist" no trouble, at least.

from riatsala :

well, then! ask and ye shall recieve. if you like to recieve, that is.

from ilsak :

I think I love you.

from thschrmngboy :

I had a bad experience once at a Chevron in Mission Viejo. And at the Arco on Crown Valley...I hate Mission Viejo now that I think about it. hmmm...love your journal by the way

from swilkes :

You can't reach DM and me on the phone because we're always online. Porn, porn, porn.

from swilkes :

I'm quite certain that you can lift lambs. They're pretty small. You may have to avoid mutton, however. So ask your waiter the age of the slaughtered ovine on the menu before ordering it. Why am I the only one posting notes to you this week?

from swilkes :

More on the taro powder tip, you've got me obsessed too: www.tenren.com, www.bubbleteasupply.com, and www.bruceandclark.com all offer the purple stuff wholesale. I scoured 3 Chinese groceries yesterday and came up dry. Of course I passed right by the Ten Ren store thinking taro would have no place next to ginseng and overpriced oolong. Joke's on me--I'll investigate soon.

from swilkes :

I think you need to lay of the sauce, dearest. Unfortunately, you're moving from one booze-soaked town to another. Beneath the streets of Capitol Hill flow rivers of Rainier Beer and whisky. And whiskey.

from swilkes :

I'm sorry to report, the theater scene in Seattle sucks. That said, I'm sure you could conjure up a kickass solo act for the annual Fringe Theater Festival.

from riatsala :

For a moment, I thought beer was an ingredient in your pumpkin pie and nearly died of joy. Anyway, those oenophobic Christians crack me up. What the hell did they think the ol' JC was doin' turning water into wine? If that ain't celebrity endorsement, I don't know what is. Love and weasels, a

from swilkes :

FYI, a consideration for VANE: http://www.ravenousplankton.com/springhopping/index.html. It's my pal Hannah. Lemme know what you think.

from swilkes :

Hey! swilkes.diaryland.com is resurrected...again! Sans fromage, je regrette...

from riatsala :

aw, shucks...

from riatsala :

� alors -- you are the queen of ev'ry scene / you are the king of everything. I was reading my roommate's Vegetarian Times and it told me that I was damned to live 10-15 years longer than everybody else I know, and I was terribly upset until I remembered that I smoke and never get enough sleep. Love from Boston.

from evemilds :

I daily read cubiclegirl - who loves inkwell (me too) and you were highly recommended by said inkwell and now I know why - you are brilliant! Now I have more to read daily - oh yummy for me! Smiles, Zuzi

from robofille :

edith PILAF ! oh, gosh. yr name makes me laugh! pilaf ! i love that! non, je ne regrette rien...not even having a name that sounds like a ricey-type side dish.

from maenad6 :

Another library school victim? I'm a Kent State nerd-in-training, pointing towards archive mgmt and preservation. Your diary makes me smile...YOU make me smile!

from inkwell :

From a complete stranger who just happened to stumble upon your diary and is now hooked, hello. Tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches...ummmm. Do you dip?

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