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from stillettobob :
hello there
from iooi :
ha ha.. forgot how much fun it is here. my dad was a huge Herman fan, so that makes me also a Herman fan too. we had all the books.
from catpewk :
Actually I believe my choice at the time would have been to turn Afghanistan to molten glass. But yes I have always believed we should be in Afghanistan in more force, and never in Iraq.
from iooi :
whose blog is that?
from iooi :
hey, the fish are back.
from penmaster :
yea!! how about it!
from hothead :
hippies should chill. HA! welcome to senza, and i'm adding you. love, hothead.
from iooi :
you're it, and sorry in advance.
from beltedweir :
I was just over at yer flickr site. I assume that the house with the 12 over 12 windows is the one from Connecticut. Dag gone, you could put those windows in any house and make people stop, but real siding, and where not everyone can see it,... those are the jobs it seems to me.
from catpewk :
If the army national guard is allowed to act as law enforcement it impinges on your rights under the 2nd amendment. Think about it and let me know if you're unsure how...
from vanoonoo :
how kind of you to offer!
from coach-teatwo :
Thank you for the site I got it working finally -wipes brow- :)
from tenderpoison :
I just wanted to say I visited your site.
from beagle47 :
Elvis' crooned: "I only read a few words when I knew I would like you... Isn't that odd?... " and the beagle barks "not really, King, this hound dog knew the same thing after hearin' you sing a few words." woof!
from catpewk :
Thanks for having the balls to leave disparaging comments AND your address. Most people are too pussy to do that. Yes, I have two cars - both 3 liter V6. Yes, I understand that my actions and words aren't saying the same thing. Life's a bitch, ain't it ;>
from theshortbus :
agadagadoooooo
from iooi :
hahaha, you are fishing hilarious dude.
from weeme :
sure... I'll take yer t-shirt. And anything else you've got on offer. Particularly if it's edible. I'm starving and all I have in my fridge right now is expired yogurt and diet rootbeer. Which is your fave cramps' tune? I love their version of the ol' classic "Green Door"... but also partial to "the Goo Goo Muck" or really anything off Bad Music for Bad People. O man, is that the time? holy crap... gotta go. See ya 'round e-load (most likely in habbit's guestbook which is where i spot you most frequently)....kisses.
from weeme :
by the way... I've decided I love you. I love you because you love the cramps and X. gud 'nuff.
from weeme :
darling elvisload... alas, no. I'm not the CREATOR of five questions...just a lowly participant. I got mine from www.loobylu.com from awaaaay Down Under... she got hers from environs elsewhere. It's a plague. It probably started with the munkies. I generally find it's the munkies who are responsible for things which spread like plagues. Yup.
from beulahbondo :
Okey dokey, here are your five questions (just off the top of my head, so don't read anything into them); 1. What is the last animal you dreamed about? 2. Do you peel tomatoes before you cook them? 3. What scented personal care products do you use? 4. What's the difference between rummy, Michigan rummy, and gin rummy? and 5. Where are all the baby pigeons?
from thecritic :
Aroo?
from commigurl :
got your cd today. rad packaging. oh, and the cd's okay, too... no, i loved it. thanks much!
from mainsqueeze :
Woooooooooooo! I'm excited, yo. Your disc is all ready to be sent, E-load... I think I'll swing by the post office on Friday. I'll drop you a line when I get the package.
from chickenpie :
That's our job, taking liberties.... for the record San Diego not Los Angeles. but you're fairly amusing, hence the adding. thanks for the note :)
from mainsqueeze :
Hey, E-Load. Made a page for the mix kids- mixtape101.diaryland.com. Go check it out, see who you'll be trading with. (I already made you something, by the way, so I'll send it off pretty soon.) Un Abrazo.
from mainsqueeze :
Hello, Load. (You like that? Load? I like that.) I'm gonna be working on a tape for you pretty soon, here, so send me an address I can mail it to. I can be reached at [email protected] I'll make this one especially punk-rock-y, just for you.
from bathsheba :
OHmyGod, Guy de Maupaussant first thing in the morning, my head may explode. You raw, untamed thing, you.
from bathsheba :
WHY can't we blame cheerleading, WHY? I ask you. Thanks for your good wishes. I keep seeing your name bandied about here and there and I been wondering what it's all about. Still trying to figure that out. Thanks for stopping in and I will do the same. This is from Bathsheba (tm Frances).
from mainsqueeze :
Ahoy, Elvisload. I'm gonna start working on your tape tomorrow, probably. Hope you like it. -Mainsqueeze
from brittania :
Maybe an oragutan scratched its butt. O Rang Eh Tang. Dang fang foot. I only got 1 more hour in this hellhole. You better believe it. Then it's Busch time.
from frances1972 :
Both of y'all tickle me good. I ain't got no brain juice, I feel like the racetrack playa, the slow boulder. I'm goin' to the movies where it's dark and not so daggum humid and somebody can tell me their story. This is from Frances.
from brittania :
fuck off your highness. plus you always say you're talking to yourself. don't you say that? I don't make shit up. Okay, Now. Done. I love Frances.
from brittania :
Oh I thought you were telling yourself to hush. Well, now I done doodled and I'm sorry. I'm shutting up now. And...done. Hey Frances. I luv you Frances.
from frances1972 :
it's early -- I'm up -- been out walking through the pastures and hills with all the dogs -- I always say I'm a late night person and an early morning person -- so yep, you can make cd's -- the only thing is when you're trading with folks -- like if the diaryring gets bigger and everything, cause maybe it will -- that I guess some people can make cd's while others (like me, for one) can only make tapes -- I imagine folks are fine with that -- this is all what I've read from mainsqueeze -- she started this diaryring, I joined up with her -- it's a smart idea, I think -- oh and I wanted to say that I imagine lotsa folks would be interested in dads, yes indeed -- ok, you have a good day -- this is from Frances
from frances1972 :
yeah, it's making tapes -- like you trade em with folks -- they send you one, you send em one back -- but don't do it unless you want to -- I think it could be a burden for some people -- of course, you can always quit if it is -- this is from Frances
from frances1972 :
daggum beer... I can't sign again so fast... but I meant to say that why'd I add you to MY list, that is all.
from frances1972 :
You got the good ears. All funny inside, hope that's a good thing. This is from Frances.
from frances1972 :
Right, Eddie Rabbit sang that "I Love a Rainy Night Song" -- signing here cause of that SPAM thing won't let a person sign twice so fast. This is from Frances.
from peth :
your withered pinky turns me on.
from amalthea23 :
i think it's more of an ugly lifestyle than a person.
from genghis-jon :
I so want to kill you for calling Sez ugly. But first I'd request a picture so I'll know what wacking material really is, you fucking turd.
from btchelicious :
I can't read your diary if it is locked...
from btchelicious :
Did you plagerize that last entry? Because it looks like everything is spelled right.
from btchelicious :
you weigh less on mars then on earth.
from comment-anon :
Thanks, Elvis.
from peth :
no one can make bitchy update more often 'cept for maybe the baby jesus.
from btchelicious :
Dear Spaceman, HAHA, please go back to Mars. Love, Bitchy
from habbit :
its not so much the cyndi lauper as the track ends with RATT. i dont know, the clash of the two i thought was funny.
from n-poledancer :
I wanna be a yuppie... Wait... I am a yuppie... Wait - whats a yuppie? Yup.
from btchelicious :
I've had sex on the beach.
from btchelicious :
what about matilda?
from nightlynews :
Well, I'm not sure that I can tell you if I've ever had sex on the beach, as I didn't know of your existence mere minutes ago, and that seems to be very personal subject matter. However, I CAN tell you that I once went on a 3 day long cocaine bender and hosted a midget orgy at my house. And let me tell you, those midgets know how to work it. Especially when super-fueled by mass amounts of nose candy. (Here's hoping you've read enough of my entries to know I'm being completely facetious) xoxo,J
from habbit :
'Matilda'?!?! no way...
from n-poledancer :
Oh ok, I am really totally lost in this 3 second thing, I better google it myself. No not lamo at all - Im just not registering. I sorta got it was a compliment, I was just trying to be funny too.
from n-poledancer :
See now Im totally lost again - you think Im 15 billion years old? Wha? I only got one grey hair yet. As to the good habbit - it is not possible to not like him. Hes the number one.
from habbit :
no sweat man, its not like we have to hug or anything. we can just sit here. maybe shake hands... hope you don't mind if I put my hand on your ass... ;)
from n-poledancer :
11 sharp? What happened specifically?
from n-poledancer :
What do you mean? I thought the way we described it was totally consistent. What worlds are those? Mine and Kitty's?
from n-poledancer :
Whew - you scared me a little bit, Im not ready for the notoriety of Ms Bukkake which I witnessed last night. HS - last time I checked youre not missing anything. Really. Too bad though, he is a smart guy, just doesnt use it that well. Well - unless you like tons of money and thousands of dazed blonds with fake titties.
from n-poledancer :
You were joking right? In KB's guestbook? HS never said anything like that did he?
from scanzilla :
I wish I could have a pig party. I'd get that Miss Piggy drunk and throw her on the BBQ.
from btchelicious :
Hello alien sex baby.
from btchelicious :
Thanks for the eyeball story. But you didn't actually go into the details concerning the texture and taste. Please be more specific.

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