messages to emiloo:
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from femme-inine :
Me again - glad to see you back! I'll be interested to see what the Ikea cabinets look like. Hey, did you ever get that pug?
from femme-inine :
You're back!!!! I have changed names ... I used to be nim iiwin but now I'm not. And I can't believe that you have so many entries in so short a time! :)
from mayapple :
Bummer about the reunion. If you get the $500 bar tab, can I come to visit? Congratulations to Seth! You deserve a nice night out, little lady.
from amblus :
Well sweet baby jesus, it's about time.
from nimiiwin :
Hey! WHERE ARE YOU? Surely there is *something* you can write about. I'm gonna pester you til you do!
from hulabelly :
there you are!
from nimiiwin :
YAY!!!! You updated!!!! Write about the sad stuff, the stupid stuff, the whatever. It doesn't all have to be great fun. I'm just glad you're alive and well over there.
from hulabelly :
If you're only going to post every two months you should AT THE VERY LEAST post a picture of a cute dog. *wink wink*
from amblus :
WELL ITS ABOUT TIME.
from nimiiwin :
Yay! You're writing! Have you been reading at least? I thought you were getting an MLS? Good for you in finishing that MA!
from nimiiwin :
Emiloo - where are you? 53 days is too long for you to be away from Diaryland! Are they actually giving you work at your job? What's up with THAT?
from madamepierce :
Emiloo - come with us!!
from thetexan :
Well, if I'm going to misspell something, it might as well be something I never have to think about.
from thetexan :
Will Seth's hair end up frosted and feathered? Will Emiloo decide last minute for a Rosie O' do? My ends are splitting in suspense!
from thetexan :
I'm not sure what's funnier... the story, or imagining your mom tellin' it!
from thetexan :
"LalalalalaIcanthearyou" <--- I believe that was a popular chant last night. I actually chose to watch a Nicholas Cage movie instead of the address. Times are hard.
from nimiiwin :
Thank you! I hope you're right about that. I'd like to be able to run around and play with the boys for at least 30 more years! Maybe more.
from hulabelly :
Aw, thanks, I'll try to be careful. And at least now we know I'm good at hitting.
from thetexan :
Aww... thanks for trying for the clock. It makes me feel better just knowing. : )
from thetexan :
Having your picture taken with a Santa-suited monkey named Ricky? You win.
from nimiiwin :
Love the photo! Oh, why don't they have monkeys dressed as Santa in Michigan???
from forty-plus :
What an awesome photo opportunity! I love it. Have a great weekend.
from amblus :
OH MY GOD. WHY IS THERE NO MONKEY SANTA WHERE I LIVE???? I LOVE YOU, RICKY!
from lolamae :
I totally love the picture! Love your diary as well. Adding to faves if that is okay!?!
from hulabelly :
Thanks, I'm going to need those extra wishes, too.
from freshhell :
Can't help with your wish list but I can send you some fabulously delicious vegetarian recipes. If you're interested: [email protected]
from nimiiwin :
First of all those Roombas don't work that well, so don't feel like you're missing out. You'd still have to vacuum up the edges of the room and if you're gonna haul out the vac to do that, you might as well just do the whole thing. And it takes like 45 minutes! A friend has one ... and I'm glad i didn't blow the money on it.
from thetexan :
How adorable is Mitch! And why is your dishwasher still in the box???
from amblus :
Mitch rules! He totally needs a dog sweater too.
from mayapple :
Damn if I don't love that dog. I love him!
from forty-plus :
I LOVE the Mitch photos! He is such a handsome pooch.
from forty-plus :
Thank you!
from luxolive :
MORE PICTURES OF MITCH. (PLEASE.) Also, we have to pay 10$ to attend my husband's office party. Each. HAW.
from forty-plus :
A happy Thanksgiving {Hug} to you and your family!
from freshhell :
Oh girl I feel your pain. I, too, am in charge of making office Xmas party invitations this year! I'm doing it via MS Publisher. The best part? We, also, have to pay $10 for crappy catered food AND bring an ornament (thank god for Wal-Mart's cheap-ass stuff) for an Ornament Swap! Good times keep on coming.......
from inkdragon :
Have a wonderful vacation! I attended the same kind of party a few months back - I bought the massage gloves. Of course, they haven't been used yet because, well, we have two teenaged boys who stay up all night long. Maybe some day. Again, have a blast at the beach.
from mayapple :
But if you DO come to the game, you can SKIP the game, and instead come MOCK the game and get DRUNK with me. ME ME ME.
from nimiiwin :
I'm sure you do have a Hot Ass! :) I always think you're pretty in any case. Mitch is cute as a bug's ear.
from inkdragon :
Mitch absolutely needs a life jacket. When we take out dogs out on the boat, I insist they wear them. No matter how much sass they give me! :-)
from emmarae :
Happy Birthday!!!!!
from inkdragon :
Happy 26th Birthday, you sexy young babe! Enjoy your weekend.
from luxolive :
You are Aiken for Clay!
from amblus :
CLAY AIKEN? The shame. I..I just need to be alone right now.
from inkdragon :
I HATE when I stand up under an open cabinet door. I do it amazingly often. Hope you have a beer and smile filled weekend!
from mixup :
....come join us on livejounal...come join us on live journal...
from inkdragon :
Loved Mitchell all dressed up. I hope the other things going on in your life will work out for the best. Hugs, Y.
from nimiiwin :
Awww. Mitch looks cute in a pink ruffly dress!
from nimiiwin :
Thanks, emiloo. I miss her, but I'm getting more used to it. I'll get another dog one day soon. Well, maybe in a few months. How's your new dog? Still loving having him around?
from emmarae :
Hammy Finger - Are you trying to be all Arvin Sloan with your booboo finger? I hope it feels better! And for the love of all that is 80s, please keep the Debbie Gibson tapes! Is it hilarious that my hairdresser (who is here and in LA) colored her hair recently? She's Deborah Gibson on his books.... They grow up so fast.
from inkdragon :
Everyone should be at your beck and call since you are deeply wounded. I mean, c'mon, spiral ham finger...that's close to amputation! You are obviously not playing it for all it's worth. Hope you have a good weekend any way.
from clarity25 :
Hi, I just discovered your journal by clicking on your linkbanner. I just couldn't resist, that's from the movie "teen Witch" isn't it? It's been years since I've seen it, but I'll never forget that song. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that banner. Anyhow, I started reading and I'll definitely be back to read more. great diary!
from inkdragon :
"Monstah Poop!" Great writing gave me great giggles!
from nimiiwin :
I'm sorry to hear about your parents. I know that sounds trite, but I am. It's hard to watch someone you love suffer. I'm sure you're a great daughter, though, and will help her with whatever she decides to do.
from luxolive :
Hey! My uncle (sort of) scored really, really high on the Jeopardy(!) tests and then failed the screen test miserably. I am sure you'll be fine, though, because you don't wear a leather patchwork fannypack. (Unless you do.) Congrats!
from inkdragon :
Hope all is well with your expanded family! :-)
from inkdragon :
Mitch is ADORABLE! What a handsome little nugget. I'm glad you found each other.
from hulabelly :
SUPER CUTE!
from inkdragon :
Congratulations! Mitch is sure to make your home an even happier place. I love pocket-pooches. If I didn't have Border Collies, I would definitely have one, two or probably eight little doggies. Good luck and I can't wait to hear all your doggie stories!
from madamepierce :
oh, and also: thanks for the congrats! I'm not sure it will turn into anything, but hey, a pilot looks good on the old resume. Also: I am expecting to see many many pictures of Mitch in the coming days. I can't hear the name Mitch without thinking of David Hasselhoff's character on Baywatch, though. So now I'm thinking of your dog running in slow motion down the beach, carrying a floaty-board, while his saggy chest slowly flaps.
from madamepierce :
Aggg! PLEASE buy the crocodile costume!
from luxolive :
Aw, thanks. I tried to note you re: Mitch, but my computer went Blue Screen Of Death. MITCH. I love him. I would get a matching girl dog and call it Bitch. Or I wouldn't. I hope the weekend strip fest was okay -- I think I freaked out the first time my husband (then boyfriend) went to a batchelor party with the strippahs, but, really, it's no big thing. He has this insane Vegas weekend coming up and I can only laff. Have fun with Jesse from Saved By The Bell! She may be a showgirl, but inside she's just so... so... SCARED.
from nimiiwin :
Oh, chihuahuas! They are cute. I know a family who has 2 newfoundlands and one chihuahua. The chihuahua's name is Snack. ROFLMAO!
from inkdragon :
Sounds like great weekend plans! Do take some photos especially after a few drinky drinkies.
from hushangelz :
Hiyee, I just stumbled across your diary and thought Id leave ya a lil note. Have a great day! :P
from nimiiwin :
Aw thanks! :) Check this out: http://www.rescuepug.com/
from nimiiwin :
:ahem: Emiloo, I *still* haven't heard one single comment from you about Ruby. Hmph.
from imaphatpig :
OMG! So... I procrastinate a lot. And I just happened to read your entry with your Teen Witch banner. And also the one with your Jessie Spano banner. Crazy because I mention stuff like that to people and people look at me like I have made it up. Do you remember the Saved By the Bell where they were in band class and the band teach laughed in the tune of Bach? Or did you ever watch a show called Swans Crossing with Sarah Michelle Gellar before she was famous? Girl... you rule even more than I initially thought!
from imaphatpig :
I picked your diary at random and I just love it!
from imaphatpig :
I picked your diary at random and I just love it!
from inkdragon :
Ugh. Don't you love when the statement comes...feet in the stirrups, scoot down and relax. Relax, how? I hope everything turns out "normal." Good for you about taking Friday off.
from nimiiwin :
Oh, Emiloo! Check out today's journal (3/29.) I'm doing SBD too! I even have a liverjournal all about it. Not very exciting but I'll send you the link if you're interested. My email is nimiiwin at yahoo dot com.
from mayapple :
Did you ever get cookies? Because I heard that yesterday was the last day or something, and I died a little inside. Also, am I imagining things or are we almost due for a nother Mule Day? I want to come.
from nimiiwin :
Have you heard about Tater yet?!! Enjoy Erykah. I love her!
from emmarae :
Ooh, is the focus group company OURS, perhaps? If so, I will punish clients for not taking a 25 year old....dumbasses. Actually, they shouldn't say "you're too young," if we wanna get technical - maybe I'll make them all sit through training again...boooorrrring. By the way, my sweet husband has a PUG so I'm a PUG mom. The funniest damn dog ever....now, for the bad parts: beware of their noises - pooting, snorting all night long, snoring, hacking, etc. And he's an attention slut....always underfoot! We have him in PupScouts dog obedience training right now, and he's actually doing pretty well. So they're not stupid, despite the fact so many ill-informed people think so! ha I'll find a picture of him and email it to you - his name's Kozmo and he's BLACK. :)
from inkdragon :
Have fun tonight. Erykah Badu is so smooth. Go easy with the green beer or you may have to take the day off tomorrow. Wouldn't that be too bad?
from madamepierce :
Yay for cute dogs!
from inkdragon :
The puppy is sooo cute!
from amblus :
SQUEEEE! So! Cute! My fingers are crossed, lady!
from nimiiwin :
Oh, Tater is cute!!! If you don't get to adopt this Tater, check out the akc.org website and look under pugs. You'll find a rescue organization with places all over the country and you could wind up with a pug that way. Good luck! If I ever have occasion to come to Nashville, I'll bring Ruby and she and Tater can play!
from fargahar :
Good Luck. I got 2 of my pugs (I have 3 total) from rescue all though I got special consideration because I am a vet tech and my two guys had some medical issues. Getting rescued pugs is sometimes a long wait because there are so few of them and so many owners who want to rescue a pug.
from inkdragon :
"marshmallow and chocolate fondue, and to get drunk publicly and loudly." Ooo. I wanna come!
from nimiiwin :
People from Michigan! Hey! That's where I am! I know, "so what?" I'm weird that way. Did you get your GS cookies ordered yet?
from emmarae :
Kroger, baby. Girl Scouts standing outside hawking the delectible wonders......mmm. Can I get some love for Tagalongs? peanut butter's good...
from nimiiwin :
Girl Scout cookies are actually easy to come by! Just call the local Girl Scout Council - their number is in the phone book. You can go over there and get some or they'll give your number to a troop leader. If that doesn't work, you can buy some from my neice and I'll Fed Ex 'em to you!
from luxolive :
I can't find a fucking kid to sell me a cookie, either. Little ninja bastards. I think they all make their parents bring it into work, but I don't work! Damn them and their Samoa hoarding.
from fargahar :
Cadbury Mini Eggs were created by Satan in protest for easter. He believed that if he made them so good that we would eat so many of them our asses would get exponentially larger and we would begin to curse the resurrection of Christ and Satan would be free to rule the world and if we wanted the eggs, we would be his minions.
from cassiopeia- :
Happy Valentine's Day! kisses, cassie
from nimiiwin :
I want to know who took the "erotica" photos! You know I couldn't resist looking! I wonder if he's had any takers? And how does he publicize his site? Now I know it's true that you can find anything on the web.
from nimiiwin :
Thanks, Emiloo. I hope you're right!
from nimiiwin :
OMG those people are hilarious! Thanks for sharing the photos. You look like you can barely contain your laughter. ;)
from cassiopeia- :
I would offer you a hug around the neck but would not want to hurt it more! kisses, cassie
from fargahar :
I love Target with every fiber of my being. I love to walk around the perimeter and check out the ends of the aisles and pick through the clearance stuff.
from nimiiwin :
You're so sweet. And totally non-cheesy. :) Thanks.
from inkdragon :
I'm thinking I'm pretty jealous of your weekend plans! Have fun.
from allinicole :
LET THE RECORD SHOW... I think we were the only people at the Jordan Knight show that did not turn into a twelve year old silly girl! WHAT WERE THOSE PEOPLE THINKING?? One of my favorite moments was when the trusty sidekick was encouraging us to buy "merchandise" so we could contribute to the Donte fund?? Does he not make enough money to support his child? SCARY STUFF!!
from mayapple :
Aw, I'm glad you liked Michael. He's a trip, no? He knows DIDDY!!! Well, kind of. Anyway, thanks for entertaining us for the evening. Also, you would be jealous of my doctor. Her practice is so crazy efficient, you breeze in, are sent directly to a room, and she is in there taking care of business in minutes. Rules!
from madamepierce :
I would like to personally thank you for giving me The Willies with that picture of the creepiness that is Jordan Knight. He just seems... wet, somehow. Wet. Is that crazy?
from fargahar :
Where was Jordan's bro? Clearly he is the one I would throw myself at. I still have my Jon Ken doll....
from mixup :
Y'know, I really enjoy this diary...I always find it so damn funny in a sweetly sarcastic sorta way. And I mean that as a compliment...I spend so much time among the sour/depressed/cranky poets of my daily life, not to mention dealing with my own issues, that I find this a welcome respite. It reminds me that some folks really are happy. Thank you...
from nimiiwin :
Thanks, Emiloo. I appreciate the kind thoughts. All will be well in the end.
from kevski :
Is that Jacinda in the studio with Jordan?
from mayapple :
Hey lady baby! Shoot me an email when you get a minute, I've had a change of plans. And also, yay! Three day weekend!
from kevski :
"Just pretend you're giving advice to your grandparents." hehehe.
from madamepierce :
Emiloo, what is your address?
from cassiopeia- :
http://codeamber.org/phelps/
from nimiiwin :
I can't believe how different your living room looks! And I love the red dining room. :)
from amblus :
Dude, I was at Marshall's yesterday and I looked for your baby-scalper statue, but didn't see it. I'll keep looking!
from madamepierce :
Emiloo! I wanted to tell you: I got the DVD! At least, I got a box. From you. I haven't opened it yet. But I'm assuming that there's maybe a DVD in there? Believe it or not, I was unable to find any creepy-enough cat statuettes in Indiana. I'm not going to stop looking, though.
from nimiiwin :
Thanks! You and Seth have a great Christmas, too.
from madamepierce :
woooo! me me me for the Cho! Am I first?
from nimiiwin :
I didn't like The Notorious C.H.O. either. Most of the time I sat there wondering why she was talking about *that*.
from luxolive :
Holy God, Victorian Cat Holding Human Baby By Hair = #1!!1
from nimiiwin :
The thespian thing: some people say their s's more like z. Thez-pee-en. Weird, I know.
from nimiiwin :
Well, yes, the pug question was for you! :) I'm feeling much better except for a nasty cough. Ugh. Thanks for the tip!
from nimiiwin :
Okay, this is getting ridiculous - 3 notes in a row from me! Thanks for the suggestion on the Vicks. I couldn't take 44M because it has Tylenol, but I got 44E and it's keeping the cough under control. Whew! I might get some sleep tonight.
from nimiiwin :
I'll check it out. I'm allergic to Tylenol so I have to be careful about what I take. However, I am going to go home from work and take some sleeping pills. Maybe I'll be able to ignore the cough!
from nimiiwin :
You are such a sucker! :) I'd a just taken my free loot and run! But then, you're much nicer than me.
from nimiiwin :
I'm looking forward to reading The Little Friend. It was so nice to read a book (Secret History) that was written intelligently rather than written to sound intelligent. I even had to look some words up. I love that!
from emmarae :
Loved your house & hospitality! Thanks again for having me - we'll have to get together for coffee/Britney talk/etc.
from madamepierce :
Hey! I'm glad someone else enjoyed the evany. She's sooooooper.
from nimiiwin :
Aw, thanks for adding me as a favorite! It's strangely exciting to have my journal read by someone who doesn't know me IRL! :)
from nimiiwin :
Hey! By the way, have you gotten that pug yet? :)
from nimiiwin :
Well, love, I'm *from* Michigan and I hate it when people say that stuff. If you're cold, you're cold. For the record, it's only 3 degrees colder here today. It's 37 in lovely Kalamazoo, Michigan right now. And I NEVER put ice cream between my butt cheeks to cool down. What a waste of ice cream. :)
from kevski :
There is no shame in getting your 3 months worth of inexpensive digital cable. I did the same thing when I moved. We classless must stick together.
from madamepierce :
thanks - the trip home isn't until Dec 19, but I'm already tasting the gravy.
from madamepierce :
Lance Bass DOES seem like the kind of pop star who would have silky, radiant skin. I bet he uses La Mer or La Prairie or some other La-shit.
from kevski :
"...From NSYNC. And the Russian space program" I miss you and all your hilariocrity.
from inkdragon :
I love photographs, especially when they record fun times!
from mayapple :
I LOVE YOU, MAN. Love.
from madamepierce :
Your costume rocked and I truly appreciated H.I. Mcdonough as well. True story? I went to Spooky World (a cheesy Halloween theme park/haunted house hellhole that costs way more than it should) this year, and guess who was there in Celebrity Corner signing autographs? TIPPI HEDREN, that's who! I was going to get an autographed photo of her, but it cost twenty bucks. She looked very stylish yet, um, face-stretched? Yes.
from amblus :
You make a great Tippi and I have to say the H.I. McDonough costume is the BEST THING EVER.
from luxolive :
Dude, I have a pencil sharpener, too! Well, for the remaining 5 minutes that I own the house I do. It is, inexplicably, mounted in the laundry room. I guess they did a lot of writing in the basement?
from mayapple :
All work and no play makes Mayapple a dull girl. All work and no play makes Mayapple a dull girl. All work and no play makes Mayapple a dull girl. All work and no play makes Mayapple a dull girl. All work and no play makes Mayapple a dull girl. All work and no play makes Mayapple a dull girl. All work and no play makes Mayapple a dull girl. All work and no play makes Mayapple a dull girl. All work and no play makes Mayapple a dull girl. All work and no play makes Mayapple a dull girl. All work and no play makes Mayapple a dull girl. All work and no play makes Mayapple a dull girl. All work and no play makes Mayapple a dull girl. All work and no play makes Mayapple a dull girl. Oh, and also I miss you. I bought you a wee present today, has nothing to do with the house, just for funs. Whee! House!
from mixup :
Y'know, I'm so inured to life as homeowner that I forget how much fun the first burst of it is...Congrats, and enjoy spackling; I always do.
from luxolive :
Congratulations! And yes I am moving. And yes I am insane. Whoo!
from nimiiwin :
Congrats on the new house! It's amazing how quickly you can get caught up in the excitement of someone you don't actually know! Oh, and the red dining room? Our living room/dining room is orange! Here's to lots of colors!
from inkdragon :
Congratulations on officially becoming homeowners! I hope you are planning to share photographs of your red dining room.
from luxolive :
My parents hate their stainless steel thing. They bought a fake regular refrigerator door and hung it on the wall (I'm not kidding) and stuck all their old magnets on it. Ha ha. Anyway. Theirs didn't close right, or something. They got it replaced with the next years' model for free. I don't know what I expect you to do with this information. I have a boring simple fridge that I just bought last year. It's white. I'm thinking about painting it, because I realized that it's mine and I can. I also got a washer and a drier and got the Sears package deal via that. Good times were had by all. Or food was cold and clothes were washed and dried. Anyway. Look to the energy star! Buy a Consumer Reports membership to the web reports and then cancel it when you're done. Okay then. No more talky except re: moustache (why didn't I just email?) a good costume is 1970s cop. Tight polyester suit pants, short sleeved shirt, wide tie, mirrored glasses and 'stache. Awesome.
from kevski :
On the topic of appliances... A couple of my friends have the stainless steel fridge with the freezer drawer on the bottom... they don't like it. Sure, it looks cool, but it's really not too practical to pull that big 'ole (and it IS big) drawer out and dig down in there. Other than that... the oven in my apartment has an old-timey buzzer/timer/clock. Don't get one of those.
from amblus :
Very damn exciting! My closing isn't until the end of the month and our house comes with a dishwasher, so I can't help you there. Okay, and now to get to the real issue at hand. Pugs as hotdogs? Be still. My heart.
from mayapple :
Oh yeah, I've got the fever. Yesterday I could hardly fall asleep because I keep thinking about how we really need some paint scrapers. This is living, my friends. Thanks for the well wishes, I'm OK now. Unfortunately I didn't have the lose-weight-sickness, rather I had the gain-weight-sickness, so my Sevens are snug. I miss you! Hee!
from mayapple :
Yay! So cute!
from luxolive :
Woohoo! House = #1. I do not understand the destruction of the green shag, though.
from madamepierce :
wooo! congratulations, emiloo!
from mayapple :
House in tha' hizzouse! How exciting! And also, I would love to see you tomorrow, as it seems that I am free for the evening. Yay!
from amblus :
HOUZEZ! Yes, you can be my house-obsessed buddy. We can talk about moulding and light fixtures and flooring and the cost of things. Yes! I hope you get your little house!
from emmarae :
Happy Belated Birthday!! And good luck with the houses....homeownership is fun, but yes, expensive. I cannot WAIT to hear what 90-year old has in terms of decor. Knick knacks galore, I'm sure.
from kevski :
I'm glad you had a great birthday! -- and I'm gonna need to see the picture of you on the mechanical bull! : )
from madamepierce :
Someone hid an asshole in my macaroni and cheese!
from pandionna :
Hello! If you notice a lot of hits, that would be me. I'm going through all of my buddies' buddy lists, and Adrien is the first buddy on my list and she has you listed and...okay, then. Point is, I'm enjoying your diary.
from mayapple :
Once again, we are twinkies. I don't know anyone else that eats those pops!
from mayapple :
CRAZY. . . . But seriously, have you ever had Purity Sweet Lemon Popsicles? Because they are the Best Ever. I eat them too, too often.
from mayapple :
We TOTALLY need to wisper about boys in a treehouse sometime. Actually, our lakehouse is a bit like an overgrown treehouse...hmmmm? Alo, you need to emial me. I have a question for you. Mystery!
from kevski :
What a cute picture! You look like long lost, meet-you-in-the-tree-house-to-whisper-secrets-about-boys friends.
from outdated :
I've had fun reading a few of your entries...you've got a good sense of humor. ;) Also, yay Tom Petty. I love him, too! :) Peace.
from mayapple :
Aw, you sweet thing, you. We need to get together again ASAP. ASAP! And also, "Oooooh, we're halfway there...OoooOOOH! Livin' on a prayer!"
from inkdragon :
Sweetie, get tested. Find out if there is something going on. Earlier detection, easier treatment. Thinking of you, Y.
from mayapple :
You might be getting mild migranes if your vision is weird. I hope you feel better, and that you are able to use your pasties again soon.
from kevski :
"that's not an apple, that's a Pink Lady�!" Nice.
from kevski :
I hear the bear problem is under control now. These kids just don't know how good they've got it. : )
from luxolive :
Thanks, lady. I am glad he's okay, too. He's getting less stinky as his diet increases. Tonight, he gets to eat purees on top of the liquids! This pleases him, as he can now have his diet favorite, CHEESE. But only pureed ricotta/ cottage cheese, or orange cheese sauce. Guess which he picked? Say hello to the orange.
from inkdragon :
What a scream! I can twirl fire! My best friend in high school taught me. Looks like I have to go buy some taffeta dresses, a teasing comb and many padded, push-up bras! I'm off to practice my Southern Belle accent. Ta!
from madamepierce :
ohmahgawd, I'm Julia Sugarbaker. And re: the Designing Women/Golden Girls thing? You, me, and all the gay men in the world. That's all I'm saying.
from mayapple :
I know. The Mr. T ones are my favorites.
from princessviv :
Hey I read you're diary. I do think there are more than like 2 maybe I'm number 3?? Viv
from mayapple :
Oh, GODDAMN woman! Now I definitely have to get one. Damn you!
from mayapple :
Hey, I suck with the updating, but I did it. Also, my AOL is broken, and I can't access it at all. And they won't help me. So I had not clue that you left me that note. I'm sorry! I hate goddamn computers.
from mayapple :
Damn, Tater. I won't be frequenting that establishment, either. And I though that *I* had the worst day in Nashville yesterday! Also, I emailed you back.
from inkdragon :
Thank goodness for little mercies. Why was the man nude and bound with tape? Something does not seem right. Either way, this was something you could have lived without witnessing. On my way to your notes I saw what you wrote on your profile about me...you have just made my day. Thanks, Y.
from madamepierce :
MMkay. Well, that's just... I don't know. I mean, the taping up I can understand. But why did they TAKE OFF ALL OF HIS CLOTHES? That will haunt me for a while.
from luxolive :
Lady, I'm sorry. That's awful.
from kevski :
When I'm home for Christmas, we are going to visit the DBA. Period.
from kevski :
I will vouch for EmmaRae's pilates instructor. She's great. No go-karts or canoes? And you call that a yard sale.
from mayapple :
Ooooh, pretty, pretty dress! Good luck with the yard sale and have a great long weekend! PS--I'm coming to Nashville on the 10th. Lunch?
from emmarae :
Pilates kicks my flabby ass. I take from a GREAT instructor if you're interested - Thursdays at 6:15 pm and Saturdays at 10:30 am. Good times.
from mayapple :
Sounds to me like the steak had issues, not your cooking. You never know when a decent-looking cut of meat will be all rubbery. As for the pudding...now I know to avoid it. Have a lovely weekend, toots!
from kevski :
So when I see you for lunch today, I should give you a big "I've missed you" ass slap and a grunt instead of a hug?
from madamepierce :
The ass-slapping story rocks.
from mayapple :
Hee! I'm so glad I bring such joy to your life. PEP RALLY NOW AT THE LAKE. BRING TACOS. AND ALSO, PANTS PANTS PANTS. And also, you watered yourself! I always said you were a delicate flower.
from hulabelly :
It is widely known that I am obsessed with pants, although I hardly ever wear them. Pants pants pants pants!!
from madamepierce :
hey! thanks for the congratulations! i, too, am reading the new Harry Potter. It arrived all unexpectedly, because my brother had ordered it from Amazon waaay back in February, for my birthday, and never told me. So I just thought he was a bad brother. Till now.
from luxolive :
I am totally doing the same. I have 10 pages left. What do I do with them? I know I'll read them on the train, but I kind of want to save them until I get home so I can savor them. I needed to know who died before someone told me, and therefore read like a banshee while covering my eyes at any mention of anything. I even refused to read the paper yesterday. I'm insane.
from emmarae :
Love the diary - thanks for entertaining me. I'm Kevski's old (and I mean ancient) landlady - Rachael. It's nice to put a diary with a name without a face. ha
from kevski :
Your 'friend' Angela, and the salsa inquiry cracks me up. You truly are the LIBRARIAN. OF. THE FUTURE (echo, echo).
from mixup :
Just added you to my list...not sure why, but I found the diary appealing...And by the way, people DO tell me to smile. ALL THE FRIGGIN" TIME! It does happen to guys too. ;-)
from mayapple :
I bet the Incredible Hulk-looking one was Goliath. Jesus Truck! Also, thank you for the nice note. I was having a night.
from kevski :
That was sweet of you to buy the additional gifts from your sister. I hope y'all have fun on 'ladies night.' : )
from mayapple :
Aw, but she's your momma! She deserves a little extra love, she puts up with a lot. Tonight, I will watch Fame and think of you. And The Catfish House. Heh. Also, we're coming to visit, like, soon. Wheee!
from kevski :
Ebony wasn't a fit. She couldn't act, couldn't dance and couldn't do that sexy, slow-motion hair-flip thing. Sorry about the Catfish House. : (
from bellamante :
LoL!!! Awwww.... :)
from bellamante :
LoL! That's f*ing hysterical that you yelled all of that at the Jeep-man!
from bellamante :
Hey...I like Days of Our Lives, that's the one soap I watch.... :) Hope you're having a good one! Good luck with the diet and not spending money stuff, I know it can be hard. :)
from anifish :
The diaries with banners are usually very good. That's why I wish I could see the banners on diaryland. My computer blocks them... which is good everywhere else, but I want to see them HERE! :'(
from hulabelly :
I think grandmas should have to wear signs that say, "mean old biddy" or "sweet cookie maker" or something, so you can spot them at a distance and steer clear...
from thecity :
Some more love for the teen witch banner. xoxTheCity
from kevski :
I'm making my Real World entry video as we speak. Once I'm on the show, I hope to leave my mark by being kicked out of the house for something shocking like pulling the covers off Tammy.
from mayapple :
Fame is on Wednesdays, according to the lame-ass NBC website. Sucks and blows, my friend. Pee Ess, do you love that I leave you millions of notes? Yes? Good.
from eustilly :
Ha, I love that movie! That banner kicks ass!
from mayapple :
You DO realize that if you come to visit I will make you Shrimp tacos and whatever else you desire. Come. To. KnoxVegas!
from mayapple :
GAH! Great, fabulous banner. I love you.
from bellamante :
LoL, that last entry was pretty funny. Those houses are really cute! As for the stretching, you can always lie on your back and pull your knees to your chest, though I don't know that that would target your sides too well. You and also sit on the floor, indian style, then bring one of your knees to your chest, and cross it over the other knee, then kind of pull the raised knee crossing your torso, this should definately target that area. Then just repeat for the other side. Hope that helps!! Have great weekend!
from lobsterchick :
Thanks for writing! How odd of you to mention <i>A Mighty Wind</i> because we just went and saw it last night together! What a great movie.
from mayapple :
Hey girlie, it sounds like you have pulled your hip flexors. Here is a stretch (I'll try my best to explain): sit down, with your legs straight in front of you. Cross your right leg over your left, ending up with your right foot on the left side of your left knee (huh?). Twist your body so that the outer (left side) part of your left arm is pressed against the outer (right side) of your right knee. Strech. Repeat. Shoot me for being difficult.
from bellamante :
LoL, I sympathize with the going to work all day everyday, then trying to get stuff done later. Your plants should be ok though. :)
from kevski :
Britneyless. >:(
from bellamante :
Is your name Emily? Mine is, and I'm often called Emiloo, or some variation on that. :)
from kevski :
Thanks for the compliment on my Diary. I wanted something fun and appealing to make up for the content that is neither of those. : ) Bet you didn't recognize me with that mask, huh. : ) And the PS -- all I have to say is SHUT UP!!! I will CAMP OUT for those tickets if Britney is involved!
from mayapple :
My secodn toe is also very long. C. calls my feet "toe hands". We are twins!
from mayapple :
Dude, you should put the fridge next to your couch. You know, for beer. Or, you could give it to me. You know, for beer.
from luxolive :
Cracking. Up. I AM ADDICTED TO CAFFIENE PILLS, Zach!
from ineedyouso :
HAHAHAH your banner with jessie spano is the best i have ever seen. you rock.
from amblus :
Dude, the big white monkey statue? I took half a roll of pictures of it. Loved the creepy white monkey! Did you do the "Platinum" tour? Also, Savannah rules. Have fun!
from mayapple :
Aw, you're such a doll. I just found out that I'm coming your way for a meeting on May 21, so we have to hang out, OK? Thanks for the kind words, and email me anytime if you want to talk about your dad.
from luxolive :
How flipping cute is that house? I said god damn. I love it!
from mayapple :
OK, but you're running with me! K? If by "running" I mean "shopping", and by "with me" I mean...uh..."with me".
from mayapple :
Dude. I have teeth-related nightmares all. the. time. Also, I just remembered that back in like, July I was supposed to sign up for the CM marathon. BWAHAHAHAHAAAA.
from mayapple :
pee ess--Don't forget the "Stupid Girls Need The Most Attention" glittery sign. I know it's really more American Idol than Nashville Star, but that's as close as we're going to get. Huh?
from mayapple :
Hi love. You talked me into it. I am planning a trip to Nash-Vegas. I hope to hell that "Nashville Star" is still running. Please oh please.
from luxolive :
<i>"My equipment is fine." Of course, I had to shout out, "Yeah it is!"</i> HA! Also, when I get a dog? I will name it Doctor Funk.
from amblus :
Dude, I am such a name snob. I love my name (Adrien) and the way it's spelled, because it's not trendy. My sister's name is Claudia which is also slightly unusual and non-trendy. I like Emily, it's classic.
from amblus :
Mothereffing Henry James! Haw!
from amblus :
Man, Tater is SUCH a good pug name! Perfect. When I get a pug, if it's a boy, his name will be Mr. Dog Frumples. Right?
from luxolive :
MULE DAY! That rules so much. Why I don't live in TN I can't figure out.
from amblus :
Yay, another good journal to read! I found you through a link from the most excellent Luxolive. I love the drunk story. I will maybe tell a few of mine one day. Maybe. Good times.
from luxolive :
Cracking up! I'LL SHOW YOU MY DARK SECRET! Ah. I have fond memories of that song, if by fond I mean fraught with awkward dorkass moments.
from chadin :
Hey. Just wanted to tell you that I clicked on your banner. It was racking my mind trying to figure out where that character is from, until I got to your notes page and someone cleared that up for me. Anyways, cute banner.
from transmundane :
A very enticing banner you have, my favorite character from Labyrinth!! "Come inside, meet the Mrs...." Oh, and Aveeno is excellent.
from commigurl :
yes, pie is a very delectable treat indeed.
from ben-1969 :
i am forward ihave never read jane austen but i have two or three of her adaptations have you seen adaptation

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