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from starzero :
the image for the kcvax ring is down, and when i try to load my dland page it takes for ever looking for it. but only when i'm at work, so i don't look at myself from work. which is kind of annoying because that's the only place that doesn't show up on my site meter, but oh well. i can hit myself too, can't i?
from sarkasmo :
I live in Ohio, and I am SO SORRY. I don't know what happened. This is really embarrassing.
from idiot-milk :
I bet it's because god hates you. Or maybe Tom Jones hates you. Or maybe god and Tom Jones are in league. Something like that. And I suppose it's pointless to even bother saying anything, but we're having a Halloween party on October 23rd to which you and anyone you might care to bring are cordially invited. Should you decide to shed your curmudgeonly ways and step out for a night of nonsense, drop me a line at [email protected] for more information. Curmudgeonly? I just made up a new word! Yay me!
from sarkasmo :
ahaha, the cheese is a ghost! hehe awesome! plus, that alone sounds like a macabre verse from The Farmer In The Dell.
from sarkasmo :
Uh, maybe it was a had-to-be-there type thing, but it doesn't sound like that wrong number call was on the up and up. I realize it makes ME seem incredibly conspiracy-paranoid, but it sounds like this guy wasn't calling for anyone named Jeff, to begin with. Heh.
from starsurfer :
I agree about the weather. And yet, I'm still inside behind a computer screen.
from sarkasmo :
3 cheers for days when TMBG songs get stuck in your head. (do your own cheers; i'm finished with mine already)
from cut-ur-wrist :
u.r.d.i.a.r.y.i.s.c.o.o.l
from sarkasmo :
Lightbulbs for Jesus, indeed. Calculus, ha! Spelling, yay. I'll be coming back.
from idiot-milk :
Also, I must take back a statement in my previous note. It seems we are NOT to get the original Star Wars. The mongoloid fucknuts at COSI threw the damn thing away when they discovered that it needed a new vector monitor. My bitterness threatens to consume me. I COULD HAVE REPLACED IT! I COULD HAVE REBUILT IT! STAR WARS COULD HAVE BEEN WHOLE AGAIN! AND MINE! ALL MINE! But it was not to be. I am sad, very sad. Anyway, carry on. I just felt the need to share my sadness and loss.
from idiot-milk :
That would be a great service indeed, my friend, for my mad Centipede skills have yet to reveal themselves. In fact, I will even go so far as to say that I suck ass. Give me time, however, and I will rule. RULE, I tell you. The Queen of Centipede will RIDE AGAIN! OH YES! YES, I WILL! Er, just not any time in the near future. Carry on.
from idiot-milk :
I suspect you derive a great deal of pleasure from correcting my copious spelling errors. And normally I would say something like "You suck" or "You have stupid hair." But today I shall not do so. No, today I shall ignore your pedantic antics (I'm a poet!), and merely thank you kindly for your help. Why? BECAUSE I HAVE CENTIPEDE AND SPACE HARRIER AND WILL SOON ALSO OWN THE ORIGINAL ARCADE VERSION OF STAR WARS! HAHA! MY HOUSE IS MY OWN PERSONAL ARCADE! NOTHING CAN RUIN MY MOOD! SO, NEENER HA-NEENER, MR. SASSY PANTS! If you ever decide to get over your whole anti-social thing, you are more than welcome to come over and play with my new toys. Also, Happy 4th, crab-ass.
from cdghost :
loved your words and layout very much
from idiot-milk :
HEY! I will have you know that my hair has recovered quite nicely from the Ted Koppel phase, thankyouverymuch. So you can just stick that in your shoe and rub, Mister Sassy Pants!
from idiot-milk :
1.) Ginger is VILE AND DISGUSTING, especially pickled ginger. Anyone who claims a love of this VILE AND DISGUSTING STUFF is CLEARLY unstable and in need of some fairly hardcore smacking around. 2. I will CALL HER whatever I WANT to CALL HER, and she will LIKE IT, and so will YOU. If I decide that she shall be known as Judi Patooti, Empress Nastypants of the Entire Free World, THEN THAT IS JUST WHAT I'M GOING TO CALL HER AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, YOU PEDANTIC JERKFACE. Ahem. And finally, 3) You have stupid hair. The end. Also, since we haven't conversated in quite some time, I would imagine you are yearning for the opportunity to mock and/or abuse me. To that end, I would like to extend yet another invitation for yet another party so that you may have the joy of turning it down in a hateful manner and laughing snidely. On the 29th of May we are having our annual festival of retardation at the Idiot House. You are cordially invited, as well as anyone you might care to bring along. As always, we will feature beer of some sort, punch of some sort, snacks of some sort, a giant inflatable Santa Claus, and many other exciting things to be named at a later date. See how I care? See how I give you the opportunity to mock and abuse? I am truly the best internet friend you have ever had. Now, mock at will, and have a lovely rest of your day. Ta, kitty.
from idiot-milk :
Oh god. My envy threatens to consume me; shiny red Gameboy AND Crystal Chronicles. I know now that I hate you with a fiery passion. I realize that I have been put upon this earth to destroy you. Destroy you, and steal your shiny new toys. Not for ME, mind you, but for the good of all humanity. For the CHILDREN. And, well, maybe a little bit for me.
from idiot-milk :
http://homepage.tinet.ie/~sebulbac/burton/robotboy.html
from red-wine :
So I heard this nasty rumor that for reasons unfathomable, you're being coy about coming out to play with IdiotMilk and the rest of us fabulous bandits. From one libraryslave to another, this is unacceptable.
from starsurfer :
No, frankly, you cannot be the tallest. -point-
from momenchance :
I've never had tofurky, but the word sure is fun to say. Tofurky. :-)
from benteyes :
i'll have none of this soul toast~ great shit, thanx for making my night more amusing
from tessman :
hey, ever thought of having a vax-esque template for the ring? it sure would be easy.
from superunison :
you messed with the wrong old lady.
from fuboowuzzle :
Merry christmas.. happy holidays.. whatever...
from pip :
eej eej EEJ. yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesYES.
from bluekitten :
slowly crazy going am i. dijon ketchup is nice...you should try it.

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