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from no12trust :
Yes. You're is definitely what it sounds like. but Snoogum Boogums? I thought it was snookums, lol
from no12trust :
*has the catbread song playing as she types* What is the word after snookum snookum? it sounds like snort. lol
from ohio21boy :
yay! Ok, I'm not going to be excited for you until it's official, though...
from doghigh :
I have converted to Catbreadology.
from doghigh :
I cannot imagine what the news could be but I am terribly excited for you!!! I send you oodles and oodles of positive energy...
from doghigh :
Best of luck. Our three years is up in this place Feb 2005 and I am ALREADY stressing about the "hunt". I'll let you know if I hear of anything...
from silleehed :
that's too bad man. maybe next time. and also, i just noticed that one of your favorite movies is thoroughly modern millie. i loved that movie back when i used to watch it all the time but i can't remember when that was or what i liked...eh. have a super duper weekend. (ps. i don't know if you care, but i saw johnny knoxville in texas and he is so hot. i wish i would have grabbed his ass! dammit!) bye. xoxox
from doghigh :
You have negelcted to mention HOW this Norton turn of events has occured...please tell...
from katehackett :
Dude, you rock. No worries!!
from seastreet :
For what it's worth, I like Sterling Catering better. When I think "bee pie," my next thought is definitely not "yum."
from katehackett :
*laughs!!* I wish.
from katehackett :
Dude! I'd hire you to cater big gala parties when I'm a super kickass actress. :)
from seastreet :
Yyyyyyyeah. You and Kylie need to make friends. You know how I am about dance music, and I LOVE her.
from seastreet :
By the way. The new Kylie Minogue album. Do you have it yet?
from no12trust :
O.o isn't Mrs. Tiggywinkle the name that the little girl gave the Buzz Lightyear doll in the first Toy Story movie? Random thought.
from blankwave :
happy nanniversary!
from silleehed :
kisses and hugs to you. i'm kinda weepy, too. sniff, sniff. xoxo
from ivoryfaerie :
hey... I say go for the hedgehog!! I just got one last month and I didn't regret it. Just make sure that the one you get is the least shy one you can find, the tamer the better... and I like the name snuffles! (its the only way to describe their little noises)
from no12trust :
I rephrase that last thing, He's not really an idiot, so much as an "emotional basketcase"/crazy man. Yes, right.
from no12trust :
That idiot. That.... gosh, the only thing i could say withouth a censor is that idiot. You'll find someone else! I know you will! You're far to great to be alone long.
from ohio21boy :
sorry to hear about the break-up, I have faith that you'll be just fine, though...
from blankwave :
i ended with the sandwich myself today. just wondering where you picked up the middle earth map. i think i know the one you're talking of but i haven't found it in nyc yet.
from silleehed :
sometimes...when i'm reading your diary...i feel like we were separated at birth...and i miss you. xoxox
from blankwave :
An entry forcing you to spit chicken out of your mouth (unwillingly at that!), I think deserves me regained entrance to the favorites list of the royal bedchamber. What say you!?
from blankwave :
williamsburg does, in fact, blow. i l-love my Park Slope though.
from no12trust :
Hello again! ^.^ What do you mean by don't stop writing now? I'm a bit confused, lol. I've actually had another diary for quite a while, you may remember it, the spooky4444 one, with the dolphin "conversation" lol.
from no12trust :
Hey, i just stumbled upon your diary, i've read back a few entrys and i like it alot. You seem pretty cool.
from blankwave :
sounds like that was going to be a really exciting entry, with links and everything. hey, i just noticed i'm not on your favorites anymore. i didn't piss you off or anything did i?
from madamepierce :
I think I am going to copy your menu for Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, most of the menu items will have to be made of slices of pizza since I don't have all the required ingredients.
from hausfrau :
I found you via nanowrimo ring, and I am reminded of the word fulsome, but it fits you, not at all. Are you willing to share, specifically this recipe: Herb-roasted turkey with shallot pan gravy (and the best under-the-skin herb-butter rub you've ever seen)
from doghigh :
Yuuuummm...I think I want to come to your place for dinner...or at least for leftovers!
from hucksterfinn :
what a nice thing to say. thank you kindly, sir.
from ramanda :
If anyone is going to be totally fabulous at 30 I think we can all agree that it'll be you dahlink.
from katehackett :
See, now, you've piqued my interest...how often, really, did Jesus jump?
from spooky4444 :
Oooh, I want to come to Ful's house for thanksgiving!!! I want to come!!! I like food! I'll come!!! I'll bring a big ol' chocolate cake too!!! Yup yup, my "Chocolate suicide" chocolate cake. Its yummys.
from doghigh :
I have seen Janeane Garofalo in this City more than I have seen about 90% of all other people (celebrities and nons alike). In fact one of my earlier-on meetings (going way back to '99) I actually rammed into her (in a non-sexual way, of course) while not paying attention. She was quite miffed despite my profuse apologies. Subsequent spottings have included her seemingly recognizing me as the asshole who ran into her and of course accompanying that is a vicious sneer. Aside from Fred Schneider and Steve Kmetko crusing me (at different times) and seeing Rachael Ray a block from my apartment, this is my most treasured celebrity encounter. Do with it what you will...
from lawn-mower :
I love your diary! yeah rufus! He is a beast!
from blankwave :
i think conditional text needs to take a break and go eat a burrito.
from doghigh :
It really IS a lovely bed...we no longer have a bedroom since the move to the cave loft...now we sleep near the ceiling like bats...terribly civilized...
from katehackett :
Holy CRAP ...MATHNET! Geez, I remember that so vividly. My dad was a mathematician and we BONDED over that...I was, oh, 5-9ish when it was on...brilliant show. Square One TV. Blast from the past, babe! Thanks for remembering.
from katehackett :
;o) Way to go, seven months! My boy and I have kind of ... forgone the monthly anniversary thing, seeing as how we've been together for over a year n a half. But I remember the month things and they were fantabulous.
from pattymelt :
chipotle is my fave too! what did you get? i had a burrito bol last night with chips. no rice. mmmmmmmmm
from blankwave :
you dont know me but we both know ohio21boy. just reading his notes and i saw your bit about wishing Chipotle would open in NYC. well, before i lived here in NYC i was living in Denver and fell in love with Chipotle. I too was waiting for them to open here. And then they did. I''ve eaten there twice this week. The address as follows: 150 44th St, between 3rd and Lex. Enjoy my fellow burrito lover!!!
from spooky4444 :
Awww, he's adorable. Thats terrific.
from pattymelt :
it's so much more fun for you to get a new nephew when you have a cute niece. me? my 13yr old nephew told me all about "jeepers creepers" - othing much at all about his 2 week old little bro! not evena good poop story! maybe the older should get some stinky cheese for his bday next month.
from thecritic :
Hey thanks for helping Taydo fix my wonky Older entries page. Sexual favors for everyone!
from katehackett :
You don't update enough, mister. *angry face!*
from spooky4444 :
OOOh, i wanna atm card..... only thing is, i'd end up with a house full of things like label makers and paper clips and notecards and pretty crayons. I'm just like that. Ack, my cat just bit my nose. Psychotic little monster.
from katehackett :
Aaaaaw. You're the cutest! .... Be my uncle...you're so good to those kids.
from djraindog :
Ful: Happy belated birthday. I have returned from entertaining the Bush clan in Southern Maine and shall recommence updating forthwith. You and Flex are so confounded adorable that you've nearly melted my recent disdain for gayboys completely into wistful longing for a boy of my own. Nearly. ;-) Hope all's well...
from katehackett :
You there. Crazy man. Update I say.
from gwenllian :
This may seem like a weird note to leave, but I was wondering if Seastreet is okay. I read his diary, and he's gone so long without updating.
from spooky4444 :
Way to go about the raise thinga ma bobber
from spooky4444 :
*waves* Hi. Glad you liked the Dolphin Arguement.
from katehackett :
*sniffle* Naw, you're truly and utterly gay. Damn. I had held such hopes... I hate it when the hot ones are gay. ;o)
from katehackett :
:O) Thanks, you! .... And..teehee! I'm loverly! (Quick! musical! which one? No, not Sondheim...) I agree, the intentions were good...but the execution is going to fail. Fail. Fail. Sigh.
from katehackett :
And? Dude, it's NOT a public school. It shouldn't really be paid for by the public if the public isn't meant to use it. I'm just waiting for the straight kids to go "What the fuck?" and enroll on principle. This. Is a very silly idea.
from katehackett :
1) You're just cool; thanks for swingin' by 2) You'd better be alright. Or I'll have to punch your hot little face.
from katehackett :
*hug* No worries. :O)
from katehackett :
ah! Great banner....really nice site. :O)
from banefulvenus :
amazing banner, even better site!
from scottie1402 :
ooooh....you guys are so CUTE together...you make sure you look after each other, cos you certainly seem perfect (at least on my computer screen anyway) :) i'm both hideously jealous and filled with this warm, fuzzy feeling that isn't half as dirty as it sounds
from booberella :
Well, shit. The Picture is censored here, too. Damn Taydo and his thoroughness! Anyhow, been meaning to give props to your template, which I enjoy. And if I may say so -- reguarding your photo essay -- that's one fine lookin' bunch of gayness you go there. (Well, minus the Canadian, who's not gay, just... you know.. Canadian.)
from doghigh :
Hmmm...with all due respect (and you know I adore you, without ever having met you, oddly enough, but nonetheless)I stand by my original assertion. I think the food was overrated and overpriced and not only was the waiter a jackass but the manager was as well. Although I concede that the wine list is really astonishing (and cheese if one is a connoisseur of such things) I will continue to spread the bad word about this celebrity chef cave of evil. Can we still be Friendsters? ;-)
from jcruelty :
no throwing
from doghigh :
I suck. I wish I could say that we were lost in some Elizabeth Shue "Adventures in Babysitting", Brooklyn moment, on our way to Galapagos for Shiv's show...it is much more interesting than the truth. Instead we were stuck in a doctor's office until 7:45. Blech. I hope to see you at the next show...
from metalheart :
i am always always asking people what subway they would be. therefore, i was very excited to take this quiz, but never did i expect to find out such a dirty, shocking truth about myself: "JMZ. You're sort of a shady character. You sneak into the city under the East River, and make a hasty exit soon after. But while the tourists may steer clear of your decrepit stations, you know you're essential to the commuters who depend on you."
from pattymelt :
dude! a friend of mine got one of those but she never has sex so i still dont' know what it looks like on! you MUST try it on and tell me all about it!
from seastreet :
Feel better!
from pattymelt :
spike on angel? can't wait to see how that's gonna work. they love each other so much, you know? not to mention the poof-i'm-a-dead-vamp thing! i don't know if i can deal with david and james on the same show again....drool!
from doghigh :
Well I AM on the FAR end of my second decade and you're still some steps behind me so I wouldn't have expected that you would have known the Freakies. Let's just say that I can probably trace some of my numerous neuroses back to having that box on the table when I was a wee'un. The 70's weren't ALL fun and Studio 54.
from pattymelt :
and what parties they would be! too bad sexy spike won't be there (shedding tears now)
from pattymelt :
i, too, and sad to see t"buffy" go. but it was the best ep ever! i watched it LATE last night but i will be watching it over and over!
from doghigh :
It's just plain spooky that your entries often mirror current events in my life. Just last night, it being B's birthday, he insisted that I give him a birthday bj...like it was tradition or something. AND I adore you for including the cheese song from the terribly frightening cheese creature with the top hat and tails. If you even had a clue as to what Fruity Freakies were I would have to kidnap you and keep you in my palace for my personal nostalgic pleasure :-)
from sidewaysrain :
we need to discuss how amazing disneyworld is. it's so nice to be where you don't have to think. just play. have a wonderful time and don't get sunburned!
from lkvw23 :
i want to vomit as i read about all the love and warm-fuzzy feelings now all over your entries... the un-bitterness is just so upsetting... well, not really... you have been through much and deserve goodness... hopefully it will happen to the rest of us leos soon... until then i'll just watch another parker flick!
from arizonabay :
ooohhh, fashion party snubbage! it almost makes me misty eyed for the good ol' music biz. heheheh
from metalheart :
so i missed peaches loving up all of the cute gays because too much wine + no food make shannon a sick sit down kind of girl. but at least i never threw up. and at least i had fun talking with you and your boy. i hope we will do it again soon.
from doghigh :
Indeed you haven't been snubbed until you've been snubbed at an industry gathering. It's a precious little town we live in, yes?
from flexible :
just wanna say that i love you xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
from mare-ingenii :
Ok. It's official. I've been poking around... looking under carpets and behind curtains and such... I got lost on my way back home from Taydo's actually... anyway, it's official. I adore you. I will SO be back.
from williamtells :
Hip, Hip, Hooray.
from williamtells :
I had a similar experience in London. I say this only because I like to brag. I think, however, that you should go and revisit the joys of your youth.
from ohio21boy :
one of my all-time favorite things to do in the whole wide world is "drink around the world" at epcot. it is the best time. ever.
from littlecough :
oooh, good luck. famous is really close with my parents, but i haven't met his yet. one time in london, i hid under a blanket in his bed, to avoid meeting them. you'll do fine though; you'll work your charm.
from littlecough :
hey kid. that's rad... i'm glad you were reading my trashtalk at work, rather than working. never work! nice to meet you. your site looks super neat yo. new york fuckin city.
from dj-eurotrash :
How unusual...Wills and I should be finishing with uni at the same time. I suppose he'll be looking for a flatmate, non? Someone just as fish out of water, but more...American. Someone replete understanding of high society, but hilarious and irreverent enough to ignore the rules. I shall await his call. PS you are invited to our housewarming.
from doghigh :
I read the same article. Let's be stalking buddies. Do you think he could introduce me to Oliver Heath???
from lovinglav :
visit me today please, it's fun
from ohio21boy :
Mary Kate and Ashley Tapeworm?
from taydo :
You and your tapeworms are fucking OUT of CONTROL. Or OFF the FUCKING hook. (And crack is whack.)
from debsiobhan :
Proving once again that the good ones are gay, taken, or in this case both.
from ohio21boy :
awwww, flowers at work. how nice. good job with the "Boy" :)
from taydo :
I really think it's a shame that you've ruled out Tapey McEaterworm. I mean, really. McEaterworm? If that isn't the sexiest last name I've ever heard then what is? Taydo McEaterworm...mmmm....
from lovinglav :
where are you? In CT it was supposed to be 79 too and it rained.
from doghigh :
how about Terrell? Terrell Tapeworm. I mean there is nothing clever about it but you know...it rolls like Hostess Snowball off of your tounge.
from lkvw23 :
it's funny how much attention you have gotten about your worm in your notes... if it helps i've had my run in with parasites... and they came back twice... i could name them as there were many just hanging out in my digestive system, but i did refer to them starting the 2nd time as "the kids." i was always feeding the kids... the 3rd time they became the "little bastards." i was really annoyed by their presence.
from williamtells :
You could probably make the tapeworm your Alien Love Child. If it's a girl I think you should name it Anne Frank because she will never escape the attic of your intestine. Maybe Christy Brown if it's a boy.
from metalheart :
i too, have been known to tote a tapeworm or two in my day, but have never thought to name the fellow. i think phil meup would be just fabulous though.
from niceslut :
Oh my, a rawkstar such as yourself should KNOW that flipflops are NEVER acceptable for work!! Unless you work ON the beach!
from sidewaysrain :
you really have to understand, I must be saved from myself...
from untough :
get it? miles? get it? hahaha.
from untough :
i already told you that MILES is the best tapeworm name.
from doghigh :
I LOVES me some Nutella...mmmmmmm. On another note did you know that this is Ben & Jerry's free ice cream cone day today? Maybe your tapeworm (does he have a name?) would like some Chunky Monkey? Oh and yet another note...I concur, the weather and weather.com DOES officially blow donkey wad.
from girlsdontcry :
Fried peanut butter sandwiches... Elvis lives!
from williamtells :
Maybe you are pregnant? Eating for two? I thought I was pregnant once, but it turned out to be just gas. Even if you are not, eating like that will make you soon appear as if you are expecting, which could mean a lucrative 9 Month Enquirer career.
from doghigh :
You know I get some pretty cool celeb sightings...even have some in our building or meet them in casual contact BUT...I have never, nev-AH seen Parker Posey or met Parker Posey...I am now officially Jealous of you.
from pattymelt :
i am so glad i found your diary! you live the coolest life!
from eon :
but this is the least like a bee out of all of them...
from sidewaysrain :
greasy carbs are your "window" to good health. greasy carbs!
from ramanda :
I call that feeling death on toast. It's not even cold and mushy, it's hard and sharp and crumbly.
from sooner :
You may be right, and the cost analysis is indeed difficult to ignore. However, I believe it is only a nickle for your dreams as nickle fits in the meter of the song a touch better than a dime. Of course, I'm more than ready to be wrong and it's been so very long since I've seen that particular masterwork. I'll take you up on that wager, Mr. Minous.
from sooner :
forgive me, but don't you mean "a penny for your thoughts, a NICKLE for your dreams?" I am, by the way, totlly hot for Ms. Posey. This entry has made me insanely jealous.
from williamtells :
Well, yes, there is that. And Boston Life Partner doesn't have the same ring to it. I'll just be jealous you got to see Parker Posey sop up spicy gravy with crepes and come up with something else.
from omegaverse :
Fiore, you seroiusly crack me up on so many levels. Filling my days with sarcastic wit and loving humour. This would be my humble request to add you as a favourite (in all honesty, I already have, but I figure I should probably ask for your permission, much like when you ask to put a reference on a resume the day before some big shot calls, even though they have been on there for about 5 years) Anyways, hope you have a great week. Jeffrey
from williamtells :
Yes, well, I like you as well. How about a Boston Marriage?
from doghigh :
And I am not seething at your ultra-fab party life? I've seen the pictures...I know.
from seastreet :
At least we need not debate the value of Piers Anthony to the world at large. For a lesson in hackwork, read his totally unnecessary and lame novelization of Total Recall (or rather, don't), which at age twelve awoke me to the fact that some very popular writers who write for a living probably should have stuck with that career doing... anything else. Thanks for responding! I feared you wouldn't out of cussedness, but you did, and while I remain unconvinced, I am in your debt ;-)
from dj-eurotrash :
HA HA!!! We agree on many subjects. All the more reason to get a fucking move on this clone thing. You should send me the survey. In addition, you have inspired me to change my major, at what could be described as an earthshakingly inoppurtune time, to Awesome Studies. Tailchaser's Song ruled. I am currently experiencing the almost epileptic nervousness of a man on deadline. That will be all.
from doghigh :
better not mention Judy Garland to your mom...might cause an overload...
from freyja :
oh. pictures. you know, it is wonderful to have the narrative illustrated.
from sidewaysrain :
don't laugh, but I saved them for you! They are still at my desk in jersey. I'm in midtown today and a nice buttery bagel went a long way towards fixing my wagon.
from metalheart :
ooh. nice peaches shirt. do you own (dare i ask) the matching undies? because then i will simply die of hardxcore jealousy. xo.
from blueapple :
Well, well, isn't somebody a smoldering bit of fabulosity? Lovely pics.
from avedaandy :
you are a fabulous, fabulous boy. i found your diary through that witty chap, taydo. anyone with a mohawk is perfect in my book. you're my new favorite rockstar :)
from ramanda :
*gasp* The sex toy store clerk is supposed to put batteries in to test it for you before you leave the store! If they didn't do that then they'll have to exchange it for you :)
from niceslut :
OMG!! You are totally DEAD SEXY!! Hard core with a touch of the Gay Pimp!
from dj-eurotrash :
it's true...but it's only because i hate you. you're still dead fucking sexy, though. actually, it's because the drones at my work deleted aim, just to wound me. so there, i don't hate you. you should clone yourself and come to montana and be my punkrawk boyfriend! yay! or not.
from dj-eurotrash :
you are TOO fucking hot in the pic on owl's site. DAMN. you totally look like you could have been a sailor. arrrr.
from petithiboux :
we are one hott, hott team, ful.
from sidewaysrain :
If you send me your address I'll send you the rest of my girl scout cookies. I can't have them around, it just cannot be.
from freyja :
You two do a good sell, but I seem to have some sort of NYC curse...everytime I buy a plane ticket I book a job and everytime I try to move something happens to tempt me to stay in L.A. It is rather Griffin and Sabine-ish on the whole...
from doghigh :
I would be terrified if I heard that I had been spoken of by the Olsen twins...I mean that's akin to hearing Satan whisper my name on the wind...my prayers are with you my child
from silleehed :
i sooooo want a mohawk now. it's 3:43 am, only i'm in massamachusetts where the bars close at 2 and all of my friends are sleeping. ha!
from shivery :
HAAAARRRDD COOOOOORRRRREE!
from sidewaysrain :
don't you love that post piercing high?
from doghigh :
The reviews are in...love the hair! It's all we were promised and more!
from niceslut :
I am very happy for you and the BOY!
from maigera :
Happy St. Pat's day, etc. I haven't written you in a long while, and I just wanted to say that it gives me a warm fuzzy to hear how happy you are with your boy. :) Yay you!
from doghigh :
that's you?? oh my god I totally passed you the other day!!!!
from girlsdontcry :
Yay for you telling off the aggressive subway lady, and boo for the bad man who deleted your work, and hooray for today being Friday. FRIDAY, I tell you. FRIDAY!
from foambedlove :
breath and think of the cookie......
from djraindog :
Not sure how serious you were about the waistcoat, etc., as I've not been reading you for that long, but if you dig that sort of clothing (reproductions, though), you could check out www.theatrhall.com, the website of a shop in Paris where I bought some things a few years ago...The site is in French, but I'm sure there are similar establishments aux Etats-Unis...Back to lurking...
from silleehed :
that is one damn fine 18thcenturyfrenchwaistcoatandvest. a must have!
from blueapple :
*swoons over the pretty waistcoat* Oh, it is to die for.
from ramanda :
Next time could they choose an even more hideous pictures of SMG? Yikes!
from dj-eurotrash :
Sweet Jesus Christ in a Basket o'Chicken! I want details on the Woody Allen sighting! Tell me everything!
from niceslut :
Need...........update!!!!!!!!!!!
from ohio21boy :
Aww, nothing is sweeter (or cuter) than romantic comedy actions that actually work out the way they are intended. Last time I tried something like that, I nearly got myself arrested...
from ramanda :
Congrats :)
from freyja :
I am crossing my spoons and forks for you.
from doghigh :
break a leg...oooh, wait, that doesn't apply to culinary interviews does it now? How about break a ladle?? anyway good luck...
from doghigh :
Well I'll give you a hint (and believe me if you've seen this sight you'll know what I mean)...I DO NOT look like a serial killer OR a child molestor ;-)
from doghigh :
Hey listen, you're strong to the finish cuz you eats your spinach and that ain't NOTHIN' to be ashamed of!! Man, you just had me rollin' on the damn floor...
from koomaster :
Psht, stupid WB had a basketball game on all night where I live - interupted my Smallville, the local cable company has incurred my wrath!
from arizonabay :
mmmm... veal saltimboca *drool*
from seastreet :
Hey, I'm DYING to hear what you thought of the swordfish. Oh, and the boy, I guess.
from ramanda :
Your banner isn't half as cool as your diary. But it did the trick in getting me here. You. Are like a breath of fresh air.
from ohio21boy :
Ok, I'm becoming obsessed with that song, "All the things you said." I just thought maybe T.A.T.U was just a one-hit euro wonder...so the whole CD is really good? huh...
from taydo :
You're lying through your TEETH! I introduced YOU to Lena and Julia!! I DID! I hate you so much...
from taydo :
Mother Fucker I'll fucking kill you.
from silleehed :
i feel you, man. i still wonder who is paying my friends to hang out with me. by the way, "the royal bedchamber" makes me smile with so many muscles.
from sooner :
It's lovely, the new you. And I so know that pound cake is totally worth it.
from bugsplat :
love the new layout!
from girlsdontcry :
(aware that two note signings in a row is seeming somewhat stalkerish) but you're a LEO and a you seem to OWN A MAC, not to mention the fact YOU'RE FUNNY, so, I have to read more of your diary.
from girlsdontcry :
Well, it's not MY life, but my (I'll say this slowly so you can get it) sister-in-law's ex-husband married her brother's ex-girlfriend. Which is more creepy than co-incidental when I think about it.
from silleehed :
NERVE is so fired. and thanks for the compliment.
from sidewaysrain :
fabulous layout, darling. And just your colors!
from seastreet :
Keep it.
from ohio21boy :
coming up with a new template is such the "thing to do" these days. I think I might have to join that band-wagon. (Yours looks good, by the way...)
from blueapple :
The royal bedchamber is looking well, indeed.
from doghigh :
The streets are angry at us all...beware the wrath of the avenue...
from ohio21boy :
Well, at least there is M2 to fall back on... :)
from koomaster :
Oh god, I know the spaceship! I was so hoping that Martha woulda done something other than hiding the disk that opens it in a bucket of flour! Methinks that a certain Clark might find it using some sort of x-ray power - hopefully! Glad to see someone else was hoping for some hot spaceship action!
from silleehed :
ew. the clams did it to me. i didn't stop puking for 5 weeks. i hope you get better soon. ::c::
from ohio21boy :
I love your stories. I once dated two Marks at the same time. One was known as British Mark and the other was Veggie Mark. (one was from england, the other a vegetarian - duh.)
from endangerous :
well, they do say oysters are an aphrodisiac....
from doghigh :
My precious 15 are all little gifts from Jesus...thank you for your lovely note, peaches.
from shivery :
fuckin...fuckin....yeah! hardcore! i'm about to chew off my arm, so, yeah! what are we doing?
from indubitalina :
oh, and btw, i'm don't doubt that your coworkers are worried, but not your vince vaughn-looking bossman. he's probably just being all lanky and hot and peering 'round corners checking out girls' asses.
from indubitalina :
thanks, hunny, from me and the vermin who dwell where i do.
from taydo :
You don't know shit. "Fulminous? He's Dead!"
from seastreet :
Oh, and do I get your AIM nick?
from seastreet :
Jeez, you got more notes than Santa Claus. Anyway, your crabs entry made me laugh in public. I was going to dedicate an entry to it, or, um, THEM, but I figured you've already done it, and why kick him when he's down. Itchy lately? Heheh. Oh, and I AM related to Eleanor of Aquitaine. Problem is, it's through lame old King John.
from cyanophyta :
I love you more than I've ever loved anyone in my entire life for actually *reading* my dull entry about dull pencils and dead bugs. Genera is merely plural for genus, and my sheets are organized to list multiple genera under a single Order/Family column. So your beloved "genus" is alive and well, but sadly, very much alone.
from hucksterfinn :
i hadn't read your crabs entry yet, as i knew the story, but then all of the sudden, my eyebrows started to itch.
from jaycrew2882 :
Perhaps I AM Taylor from the block. In either case, I'm sure I'm more likely to get a curb job than a blow job. (Do you know that story? God, I hope so)
from cyanophyta :
""Genetic Ctrl-C Ctrl-V" makes me fucking love you so much it hurts me." -- And this from a Mac User! Well, well! I'm absolutely tickled pink! Much like you were, mid-delousing!
from koomaster :
Hey, thank you so much for sharing that wonderful story and spreading the crab paranoia to my own brain. When will the non-existant buggers stop itching me!!! Oh the pain, the pain of it all!
from ohio21boy :
Nothing like a good crab scare to make you feel like a college freshman all over again. That story was HILARIOUS, though.
from jaycrew2882 :
Hi. You're dirty and infested. Bye.
from jaycrew2882 :
Fuck you, you fucking cunt-faced whore. I was just trying to be polite and watch my language! ;)
from jaycrew2882 :
Also, you're an F'ing freak.
from jaycrew2882 :
I'm sorry, was I mumbling? I'll be more clear next time, I promise!
from lovepuddles :
Most models, as you may or may not know depending on your exposure to models, totally love cartoon characters. I totally learned all about that when I started dating models exclusively a few years back. Some people totally think that models are like stupid or something, but they're not, you know? It's like I think models are the bravest most wonderful people ever on account of they totally face the world which is ugly and bring some joy into it, you know? It's like, how can that be stupid, you know? So anyway, Billy is totally into Cinderella ever since I told him that she was like our favorite cartoon character ever. I don't think Billy is into Goofy that much as Goofy is like not a princess=, or something. You know?
from kingdomcum :
funny you should mention a model.
from sooner :
Tommy very much wants to see the star trek movie, so I'm taking him this weekend. Usually I'm the one jumping up and down saying, "please please please! Can we see this movie! Please please please!" It's nice to have the rolls reversed.
from ohio21boy :
I feel your pain about the hair situation... I wrote about my hair today, too.
from hucksterfinn :
ok, so last night, i was watching that episode of tng where sarek is getting so emotional like whitney houston and then beverly slaps wesley and she's telling deanna, "and then i slapped wesley and i don't know why!" and i yelled at the tv, "because that's what we've all wanted to do for several seasons now!" right?
from doghigh :
I knew I was missing *something* from my own hair...your journal helped me see the light (again). SILVER GLITTER!! Of course!!
from sociofemme :
I was reading your diary entry about the well-meaning gay paper, and I completely agree with you. JC Chasez hopped to my mind before Jesus, I must admit. You know, when you think gay, you tend to imagine members of a pop all-male singing group before major religious icons. You understand.
from ohio21boy :
I am officially jealous of you. Anything with Amy Sedaris is comedy GOLD. I have never even seen Exit 57.... There's another thing to add to my list.
from jaycrew2882 :
Listen buddy, you're picking fights with the wrong people! There's no doubt in my mind that KATE will win the "shatterwar" (whatever that means) and if you mention scarves in your diary one more time I'll murder you in your sleep.
from seastreet :
Yes, I can see how "shatter" would make you spontaneously combust. Being so close to "shitter" AND "shat" and all. Anyway. Oops, did I say the word again up there? There will be no stonings, Ful, even if people DO say "shatter." ARRRGHHH...
from blueapple :
Let it be metrosexual, if only because it's so much fun to say. Metrosexual! Huzzah!
from shivery :
i'm so pleased that you like them! and you don't wear that much plaid. just...you know. some.
from indubitalina :
one sea-green ball gown coming right up. afterwards, we should hit the seamiest east village bar we can think of, just so we can put dour looks onto hipsters' faces and feel entitled to our finery since we'll have just quit a fabulous party.
from maigera :
But I reread them last month. And I want *new* sparkly things to read instead of the old favorites I've read a little too often too recently. </complain>
from freyja :
We will race each other in dunebuggies, recklessly.
from ohio21boy :
Hey I am Rufus, too, which is cool... Is it bad that I secretly wanted to be Justin Timberlake, though? Or maybe I just secretly want Justin Timberlake...
from arizonabay :
just so you know.... *my* inner gay man is Rufus Wainwright. am i a stud or what?
from jaycrew2882 :
Yeah, maybe if I had any reason whatsoever to show it off. Slut.
from ohio21boy :
I go through the same things at work. I feel so bad and so guilty about slacking and showing up late, and no one says a thing. Maybe that is the most evil punishment. The scenes that play out in head are always much worse than what actually happens in real life.
from seastreet :
Uh, yeah. It got here yesterday. I read it while I was cooking. I read bits in other rooms while my dinner company was there. Then I read it before I went to bed. Then I read it in the bath. I love Anthony Bourdain, pompous bastard that he is. THANK YOU so frickin' much.
from hucksterfinn :
leveraging? componentizing? oh, no! what happened to ilk and insouciance?
from silleehed :
i saw an ad for caffeinated fizzy wine the other day. really, i did.
from freyja :
If you eat enough you won't have to carry the box home, only the shopping bag....
from hucksterfinn :
mmmm. thin mints. me wants. please?
from untough :
dude. you are one funny motherfucker. post script. you are also a peach-face.
from seastreet :
Micah? Really? I think he's a bit wonky, but no accounting for taste, I suppose... Anyway, how awful. I'm so sorry.
from sooner :
I did NOT vote of Micah. Repeat, I did NOT vote for him.
from shivery :
ooohhhh....he MUST be destroyed. can i destroy him, biscuit? can i can i? please? what a tosser. toolicious. pathet. grr.
from seastreet :
OK, so you HAVE to tell me.
from freyja :
You would win a Nobel Peace Prize for that combination. Oh. This CD. Its been stuck in my car and my stereo and everywhere this week. It was played to everyone on set. It has been played so much that the boyfriend is taking up petitions Can We Please Listen To Something Else Just Once Please. Answer, NO. And NO. Why didn't you tell me her voice was like that? Does she know everyone has love at first sight to this CD?
from hucksterfinn :
oh, by the way, i'm liking the blue. just so you know.
from ohio21boy :
I think we have the same job! You just described my typical work day. Sad, isn't it?
from seastreet :
Ah, you finally read Perdido Street Station... good for you. Wait... can I guess what you´re sending me?
from lkvw23 :
thanks for that great mental image..
from jaycrew2882 :
I'm going to try and write soon...I promise! Between school and the boy, I'm totally bogged down! In the meantime... (Top) Green BR polo (Bottom) Tan H&M Cords (Underneath) Red, white, blue and yellow striped Gap boxer-briefs. Ta da
from blueapple :
Oh, dear heart, don't be crushed under the weight of the evil NaNo creature that stalks d-landers in the night. I've only just discovered that my leading lady is unintentionally named after a friend's dog, and do I care? No! I intended to slay this NaNo creature.
from petithiboux :
eeek! my html is showing. how embarassing *blush*.
from petithiboux :
okay, mafia boy impersonating fifties crooner ain't got <i>nuthin</i> on 102 yr. old katherine hepburn pretending to be audrey hepburn-dressed-as-catholic-schoolgirl. beat <i>that</i>.
from silleehed :
<grin> the main thing being that you are so tall. you remind me so much of a friend of mine (who also makes me laugh 'til the milk comes out my nose), that i just imagined you looked like him. sillee....
from silleehed :
really? i moved to virginia when i was ten, so i hate va, love co. i enjoy living in the city, but i'm a tree-hugger at heart. eh. and i'm surprised you are so tall. you probably look nothing like i've imagined....
from seastreet :
Sigfried and Roy! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I am now cleaning out my pants that was so funny. Did they hit on you? I love how you blithely ignore my vow to quit reading. I guess we both knew it would never work. My address will follow. I miss you like stripes miss their tiger, Ful. Say hi to everyone.
from silleehed :
good for you for standing up to that brat. i hate lon-gisland. i grew up in colorado, too. i knew i liked you....
from petithiboux :
you should have gotten right up in her stupid little pieface and yelled like mick jagger - 'CHEERS, FUCKFACE!'. that's what i would have done. also, maybe flicked her forehead. hard.
from untough :
you rock! you rock SO HARD! fucking suburbanite sorority rejects. proof that the suburbs do, in fact, suck away what small vestiges of a soul you are handed at birth along with your soccer cleats and ability to give blowjobs in the back of daddy's car.
from metalheart :
in your travels, you were ten minutes from my house. i so could have hooked you up with good coffee. next time. xo.
from untough :
trollop.
from sooner :
Oh, Fulminous. That is a fabulous idea. "Crazy Eli is at it secundum! He actually called saying he wanted to corpus juris to detox!" It still needs a little refining, but overall...
from petithiboux :
ful - re: david beckham, hottest man who ever was, or hyperbole? answer: hottest man that ever was. if someone wasn't already having all his babies, i would apply for the job. in a sexy top. k
from gallinula :
don't you love the radio stations when you jack a vehicle in Grand Theft Auto?
from koomaster :
Yeah she was brought up in class as well. I was talking specifically about American society. I know many other countries have or have had women in power such as that, I just don't think we will any time soon.
from jaycrew2882 :
I have two pictures of the front of the Golden Girls residence on my freezer door. I get to see them every time I reach for my Soy Dream ice cream. It's double the joy. Oh, and you're funnier than shit. Thanks
from blueapple :
Oh, but I broke my Passions habit after two seasons! Even with the sniffles, you tempt me.
from silleehed :
yay! freezepop! they are the cutest. and nice, too. freezepop forever! -charlotte
from freyja :
****KISS****
from mountainboy :
Oooh, I completely support your plan for ruling the world. I live by a sililar manifesto, one that requires lots of decadent martini parties. Martini's and scarves, what can be more fabulous?
from opheliatl :
i used to nap on a plastic foam mat too!
from rabidbadger :
School enrollment for the pre-born? Both fascinating and vile!And terribly, terribly modern. Bunny obviously has been getting her Aldous Huxley on. I hope for her sake the poor kid doesn't turn out to be a Gamma.
from jaycrew2882 :
The Eponine reference truly made my day.
from maigera :
Poor dearling. I know -exactly- what you're going through, except I'm only on the fringe as my sister and company move to VA. At least you're not due on September 24 and ragingly hormonal, with in-laws due in tomorrow ...
from kstarr :
wit and style are like napalm on a warm spring day [or on a cold fall one] - D TO THE E.A.D.L.Y. i like that.
from jcruelty :
you are too kind.
from seastreet :
...And I feel like Dorothy leaving Oz, too. Or maybe just Toto, in a big Humane Society van. *sniffle*
from jaycrew2882 :
Hey, thanks for the well wishes! Have fun with your move and a belated Happy Birthday to you as well, sir! :) Taylor-
from lkvw23 :
yes dearest, we are free. now what are you buying me for my birthday?
from kingdomcum :
now, come get your present.
from kingdomcum :
happy birthday!
from blueapple :
I don't even need to say it, but you just know that I'm wishing you all sorts of birthday fabulosity. Use it well, m'dear.
from maigera :
Happiest birthday to you, you agéd and wise one.
from seastreet :
Happy b-day, homes. Shall I pick up some Depends at the deli? It's on my way, and we wouldn't want to trouble your rheumatism... heh.
from hucksterfinn :
happy birthday, jefe!
from arizonabay :
you are the king of goons. I know you love his computers, but no one should be that excited to meet a CEO/Engineer. And of course you wouldn't rather shake hands with Ryan Philippe... he has much more interesting parts
from arizonabay :
I need to talk to you dammit... I need attention, and I have a fucked up and very interesting story to tell you... since this thing doesn't seem to have a date time stamp on notes... it is currently 7/12, 2:40am. Call me, call me, call me
from lkvw23 :
where are you???
from sooner :
Peth is a dwarf lover.
from peth :
I really have to agree with you on "Sex Dwarf". I love the wheezy parts best.
from lkvw23 :
well at least i know you still love me...
from lkvw23 :
i haven't left a note in some time. hello. that is all i need to say right now.
from sooner :
Oh Fulminous. Theresa is for everyone. She is for sharing.
from shivery :
you are the one and true biscuit. and you make me giggle.
from hucksterfinn :
first, your eyes. now, your ears. i swear, when will this onslaught of sensory chicanery come to an end?
from freyja :
Actually, I think the darling hero was merely helping the poor dear adjust her thong. Apparently it was out of place. Thank goodness he was there to rush to the rescue.
from jaycrew2882 :
And sometimes I pretend I'm Sarah Michelle Gellar and act like a rotten, conniving, crack-addict bitch. :) Taylor-
from maigera :
Your song is spiffalicious. My current favorite cd is "Live at the National Theatre" from My Friend the Chocolate Cake - they're an Australian band, and addictive, so I suggest them to you.
from jaycrew2882 :
I like get in my car, put on Every You, Every Me, and drive around town pretending I'm Ryan...soothes the soul, I say. Taylor-
from hucksterfinn :
you win this round, F. but if i catch you sniffing around "proclivities" or "firebrand", your ass is MINE!
from hucksterfinn :
you're just a COPY monkey! that's what you are! COPY monkey! COPY monkey!
from hucksterfinn :
you just HAD to use "ilk", didn't you?
from shivery :
welcome back to the world of the seeing, petunia.
from lkvw23 :
i'm drunk, so enjoy this hello...
from jaycrew2882 :
Just saying hello and that your eyeball entry sent me into fits of dry heaving. I have a great fear of all things eyeball related. Taylor-
from lkvw23 :
i'm glad you dont let disabilities get in your way of having a good time...
from freyja :
oh, darling, "Kiki's Delivery Service" is almost better. I love her grumpy cat. Same illustrator. XOOXOXO. don't think you would escape my mobbing smooches should I venture east.
from hucksterfinn :
i bet you look hot, what with your cane and dark glasses and all. blind is the new deaf. when i was living in l.a., there was this klatch of sexy deaf queers that used to hang out at this cafe on santa monica. what's up with that? can't vouch for their oral abilities, but damn, were they good with their hands. just saying.
from blueapple :
"Rock your face." Oh, honey, you just made my day. Then again, my days may be too easily made.
from hucksterfinn :
upon further reflection, methinks you may have a compelling case at the international court of justice (you know, at the hague) for crimes against humanity. coral, green, blue, yellow. does this man's twisted effrontery know no bounds? such egregious violations of common decency must be punished. a weary world, assaulted by velour and peasant blouses, cries out in anguish. you know what you must do, but now, you must do it.
from hucksterfinn :
oh, fool-me-noose, you should really have your eyes checked now. such exposure to fashion emergencies can cause permanent scarring to the corneas. are you sure there wasn't any bleeding? i can recommend an opthamologist that specializes in this sort of catastrophe. you just say the word.
from hucksterfinn :
pulled a g.i. jane, eh? something about the d.i.y. of it always gives me a much-needed shot of CAHN-FEE-DAHNCE, a whole "look out world" vibe. are you feeling me?
from lkvw23 :
you know, really sometimes i think the coincidences have finally ended, but then i cut off my blondness this past weekend, and then you follow suit...
from lkvw23 :
and FURTHERMORE... i get the FINAL say in everything... so there... :-P
from lkvw23 :
and I'm drunk. but we KNOW that you think i'm cute even when i'm red and drunk and whatever...because i just AM... so yeah. happy friday early you WHORE! :-)
from sooner :
Oh, wonderful fulminous. I have had that plate feeling before. It never ends well. You may be able to sneak through unscathed in your person if you have on adequate foot coverings, but as for the plates-gravity is a bitch. A real bitch. I don't even know what any of this means.
from seastreet :
Ful, silly, you're no whore. You're just... friendly.
from maigera :
You're a silly boo. Glad you're having fun - but be careful with yourself. You're wonderful.
from lkvw23 :
re: "Horoscoposity" whatever.
from freyja :
you know what peaches? I just read your favourite authors...didn't realise you read on the edge of science fiction/fantasy...do you read Ian Watson at all?
from untough :
chrischmisch. i miss you too. and it's strange that i alwaysALWAYS forget that i will (due in part to the overtly bizarre nature of our relationship). and monday...well...monday, you will love me more than lots of things...maybe even monkeys. but not in a barrel because i couldn't ask that much from even you, giver of big-toothy-grinning-things-even-at-2,000miles. also. Hello Pretty Lion, It's me! and I wanted to tell you that I miss you too, but I am not surprised, because I have been missing you for years and years and I only remembered that when I met you, and I don't think that I could forget again.
from lkvw23 :
i KNEW you would join...
from blueapple :
Tis a good thing to have well-wishes from coast to coast, thank you ever so much for the tidy bundle of such. Now, do mind medication of the 'quil variety...troubling elixirs that they are. Feel better, love.
from freyja :
ooohhh, I have some southern california style slacking right here in this crumpled paper bag, just right for a five hour day. Um. There's a few bites out of it. I didn't think you'd mind.
from blueapple :
Here's to your first centennial, liebling. You win the prize.
from lkvw23 :
you're dirty.
from lkvw23 :
me wrapped in a bow of course silly...
from lkvw23 :
you are sending me pudding marshmallows... perhaps a case.
from opiuminjars :
Insouciance is a wonderful word, and I applaude your use of it. And don't worry about your delinquancy, it builds character.
from jaycrew2882 :
Haha! Gee, thanks! Now I feel all warm and fuzzy inside :) Taylor-
from lkvw23 :
ok course i know...
from lkvw23 :
oh whatever.... i am SOOO drunken and yet i look and your entry and think... um, bitch i made my daily tyrade... aka date #2... and you still are complaining.... i see how it is...
from metalheart :
and now for a delayed reaction. sometimes, i still catch myself laughing about that whole "chic peas" business. xo.
from maigera :
Okay. Are you ready for more spooky coincidences? My sister was jealous of my extra thumb when I was born because she'd just learned to hold cards and was convinced that I would have a distinct advantage. Now I just have a scar to bang into things.
from amorphous :
Howdy. It's indeed inspiring to see that there are other cool queer boys playing D&D. (big grin) I'm running a game right now in A-Town (Astoria) that's been going for a couple of weeks. We should talk! Also, I LOVE the House of Yes (and Parker Posey in general), and I am beginning to suspect that you may in fact be brilliant. I just wanted to share that with you.... Matt
from sophetia :
ok. i'm sorry, but you mention "extra finger" and "extra toe" in the same sentence and give up NO details??? what's UP with that???
from maigera :
Maybe I've been watching too many old movies (and your black-and-white scheme doesn't help), but your latest entry seems like it should be read by one of those *dramatic* voices: "The _return_ of the _Australian_!!!" (And by the by, you're delicious reading.)
from lkvw23 :
gotta love those foreigners!
from maigera :
Spaghetti?
from lkvw23 :
i am sober, and laughing... thank you for your drunken note back... :-)
from lkvw23 :
and also as i am drunk i am excused from the awful typo in my note...aka "becamed"... i'm just stating that...
from lkvw23 :
i read your notes and notice i am not the only one who becamed obsessed in leaving you random thoughts... i however, as a fellow leo, leave the most valued ones, which i assume you realize... and yes dearest... we do not need boys... we rule this jungle
from jaycrew2882 :
Thanks for the suggestion! Being the social butterfly that you appear to be, if it comes with your seal of approval I shall consider it heavily :) Hope all is well Taylor-
from maigera :
I adore you from a Dvorak keyboard.
from jaycrew2882 :
Well, I do believe it is you and I'm holding you fully responsible. And as much as I'd love to be able to use your friends to play games with your head, I haven't told them to talk to you about that bloody movie! Hehe...I said bloody again! Taylor- ps...I hate you even more because you're even happier now ;)
from jaycrew2882 :
HA! I've found you! At least I think I've found you...if it is in fact you, you are unreasonably attractive and we are not longer on note-leaving terms! :P Taylor-
from maigera :
*crossed fingers for you*
from jaycrew2882 :
Wow, that was longer than I expected it to be...sorry...hehe...
from jaycrew2882 :
Sure, just as I'm about to go to bed I get your little note! First you had to go and say that I must have seen you while playing Hot or Not, which, being the wannabe super sleuth that I am, caused me to go on a corybantic search of all NYC boys that might potentially be you (taking little tidbits that I've picked up from your diary such as age, hairstyle, interests, and writitng style into consideration), which, I might add, turned out rather unsuccsesfully and have I mentioned recently how much I adore run on sentences? Theeeen you had to go and say "I'll never tell" which brought back wretched memories of that creepy Michael Douglas movie with the crazy girl...thanks for ruining any chance of a restful slumber! ;) Taylor-
from metalheart :
muscles are weird. especially the one that gets the blood jobs done, even when it feels all sorts of broken. xo.
from jaycrew2882 :
I have that same involuntary muscle twitch in my upper lip when I lift heavy things too! And here I was thinking I was the only one... Taylor-
from lkvw23 :
it's interesting that you left that note because i have been thinking the same thing... the void of emails from diaryland telling me i had a note... however we've both been busy... too busy for diaryland... how dare we!
from lkvw23 :
I feel like I received today's entry in the form of a note you gave me inbetween science and gym class to tell me about what happened...
from jaycrew2882 :
You have officially been chosen as the next person who I shall live vicariously through :) Taylor-
from lkvw23 :
You have received an email, and this note all in the same day. Feel blessed. Oh, and have you ever eaten so many malted eggs that your stomach is on the brink of total chaos but you still try to shove in just one more...
from freyja :
my friend thinks they're mouths. he says, "what if they start talking? all those muffled voices crying out from low cut jeans?" and I can't stop laughing.
from lkvw23 :
There is a spelling/grammatical error in my last note. Whatever.
from lkvw23 :
Take advantage of it or you?? It could be that it's almost 2 am and my brain is mush... but I think you are addicted to my life :-) I'm glad you figured something out, I'll try and make and entry/compose an email in the morning!
from blueapple :
Your head must be spinning with witty repartee after all that cinematic indulgence, you ought to be in rare form for the soiree. Here's to wishing you a beautiful young prospect ripe for corruption.
from freyja :
I wish I got horoscopes like this one... http://www.freewillastrology.com/pages/leo.shtml
from lkvw23 :
well *I* already thought of that and sent a pre-emptive email the other day, but it bounced back most likely do to someone's internet access being cut off...
from lkvw23 :
the fact that we dyed our hair on the same day was crazy enough...i'm not sure how to handle us having the same alterno results.
from lkvw23 :
the fact that you are now hindered from using diaryland and leaving me notes while you are at home, makes me want to send you the money...
from lkvw23 :
you are so astute...
from freyja :
I thought you would like it! :)
from lkvw23 :
Apparently leaving notes has for you has become one of my main hobbies... I too contimplated how to proceed from here, I think truthfully you should send me presents for all my birthdays you've missed while we've been seperated.
from lkvw23 :
I'm saving the list of phobias for a rainy day, mainly because I did not want to find out that their meanings also mirrored something in my life... there have been too many coincidences this week already. Furthermore, as Leos, don't we decide where the party really is? I'm disappointed in that statement :-)
from freyja :
um. sorry. I didn't think it would be that long. :)
from freyja :
it's funny you mention that because I was on dictionary.com this afternoon and in the midst of checking a list of words to use in defense against certain members of the upper management in email, I punched in this: Get the Top 10 Most Popular Sites for "Ass" Powered by Ask Jeeves 8 entries found for Ass. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ass2 Pronunciation Key (s) n. Vulgar Slang pl. ass·es (sz) The buttocks. The anus. Sexual intercourse. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Middle English ars, from Old English ears. See ors- in Indo-European Roots.] Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ass1 Pronunciation Key (s) n. pl. ass·es (sz) Any of several hoofed mammals of the genus Equus, resembling and closely related to the horses but having a smaller build and longer ears, and including the domesticated donkey. A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Middle English asse, from Old English assa, perhaps of Celtic origin, ultimately from Latin asinus.] Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- as2 Pronunciation Key (s) n. pl. as·ses (sz, sz) An ancient Roman coin of copper or copper alloy. An ancient Roman unit of weight equal to about one troy pound. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Latin as.] Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ass \Ass\, n. [OE. asse, AS. assa; akin to Icel. asni, W. asen, asyn, L. asinus, dim. aselus, Gr. ?; also to AS. esol, OHG. esil, G. esel, Goth. asilus, Dan. [ae]sel, Lith. asilas, Bohem. osel, Pol. osiel. The word is prob. of Semitic origin; cf. Heb. ath?n she ass. Cf. Ease.] 1. (Zo["o]l.) A quadruped of the genus Equus (E. asinus), smaller than the horse, and having a peculiarly harsh bray and long ears. The tame or domestic ass is patient, slow, and sure-footed, and has become the type of obstinacy and stupidity. There are several species of wild asses which are swift-footed. 2. A dull, heavy, stupid fellow; a dolt. --Shak. Asses' Bridge. [L. pons asinorum.] The fifth proposition of the first book of Euclid, ``The angles at the base of an isosceles triangle are equal to one another.'' [Sportive] ``A schoolboy, stammering out his Asses' Bridge.'' --F. Harrison.
from lkvw23 :
Well I imagine it will be near yours, mine is Aug 10... and like all great Leos, it is time for me to go to bed. I look forward to our friendship... sincereley, the antimatter you.
from lkvw23 :
Interestingly enough, I thought the same thing after I left you that note. It is incredibly easier to destroy one another, however the world would then be left with a great void without our presence. It seems to me, you are now my new best friend. Just know I require presents on major holidays, and a showering of gifts once a year on my birthday.
from freyja :
I agree. I also think that putting gas in my car and vacuuming under things are equally a waste of life. someday we will all be rich enough that someone else will pee for us.
from jaycrew2882 :
Your latest entry made me laugh a lot...funny funny. :) Taylor-
from lkvw23 :
We either become the best of friends, or destroy one another. I'd rather persue the course of action that would be less messy.
from lkvw23 :
I am glad you are enjoying your new job, and furthermore that you are able to enjoy the coffee even better. As we both know, truly, that's all that matters lately. :-)
from maigera :
just a reminder that you're wonderful. happy Thursday.
from maigera :
Sweet dreams, dearling. You lucky. I, too, long for sleep and that oh-so-comfy bed - but, though I have not gone to bed yet either, I still have classes to attend. (Pay no attention to the one I'm currently skipping.)
from blueapple :
You're a love to say so, though this isn't helping my narcissism. You please me ever more with each entry. --Echo
from lkvw23 :
yes i may be drunk, but yet i also enjoyed your message, and yes it's one am and there's people shoveling snow outside my window....
from lkvw23 :
As I was reading your last observation today (d), I felt I was looking into a mirror. You need to stop quoting my thoughts.
from maigera :
Just wanted to let you know that I know that you're wonderful.
from lkvw23 :
your entry today made much sense....although my new found "friendship" is making me yearn for the days when i was just lonely... :-)
from jeskasentari :
House of Yes and Dangerous Liasons...Excellent movies :)
from maigera :
horror of horrors! what a subscription price! I'm glad my tuition money pays for that, though. Wish I could share...
from maigera :
borborygms, even? (I love my oed.com)
from maigera :
I am leaving you a note because you like Thoroughly Modern Millie and The Neverending Story. And of course, the requisite (and sincere) clumsy praise of your writing. And because you've a Latin derivative for your moniker. I hope things get better for you, peachwise.
from fulminous :
I am leaving myself a note. Because I like me.

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