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from patheticness :
Hi, I'm searching for new readers and some old friends. Only have one reader since I've password locked and it shouldn't matter but I'm lonely here and looking for words of wisdom from others who may feel same ways as I do. Your profile caught my attention. If you are interested in reading me, let me know, give me your email in my notes or something and I can email the password to you. Thanks! I may just lurk at your diary on occasion if ok with you?
from mecha :
*guitars wail loud*
from bonkrood :
forrest I like you more than your diary!
from solipsistic :
i like you. and your diary. i can't decide which i like more.
from jpmarx :
you know, my butt crack is trade marked. i deserve royalties...
from bonkrood :
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah. it let me post, and I'm so excited that I'm posting again! Forrest you rule.
from shlippy :
They say love is blind. I don't think you're blind.
from deena :
You sound like someone I wish I could dance slowly with.
from cylee305 :
hi hon! i received you letter in the mail some time ago. i am so sorry that it has taken this long to even acknowledge the fact that i had gotten it. life has been hectic... but when is it not? :) in any case, i am now the one carefully piecing together a reply. i hope to have it out by the end of the week. well, i shall bid you adieu and hope you have a good day!
from bonkrood :
eh. Kiddo. do not feel bad about me being awake all day Sunday! I would have been awake anyway. That's how I do things. I woke without the aid of an alarm clock, therefore I got enough sleep. :-) you're silly!
from marn :
Yayyyyyyyy Mortimer got there. I am shocked and saddened that his box got smushed! Eeeeek. Forrest, I forgot to send you return postage. Oooooops. I'll get a money order in the mail to you this week. Oh, and don't let Mortimer sit around, drink beer and belch all week. He has to keep his slim, boyish figure for Dutchie, eh :)
from marn :
Mortimer left today at noon to visit you ... he might get there by the weekend. I hope you have the place picked up and LOTS of vegetables, eh ...
from shlippy :
I was just wondering...did you go shirtless to your exam? Cos you know, it gets cold outside.
from marn :
So take good care of my moosie, make sure he brushes his teeth, changes his underwear daily and eats his vegetables. Oh, and NEVER forget: look both ways before you cross the street; use your eyes, use your ears and THEN use your feet!
from leica :
Dude: if I send you something, will you send ME something back? I love getting things in the mail, too. I just never do. :~(
from marn :
Giz Guy ... um, for some reason that sounds vaguely dirty and oddly disturbing. Did I forget to welcome you to Team Newkirk? Bad on me, eh! I mean, c'mon, how many guys in a pineapple cutout am I going to meet in my life? HUH? Can you forgive me? Can we attribute it to a Senior Moment?
from shlippy :
Forrest, you have created a gripping cliff hanger and I curse you.
from captharlock :
I was looking at your profile. And you have good taste in authors, Michael Flynn rules.
from shlippy :
You're going to have a zillion hits today because I keep looking at the new template and showing it to whoever happens to walk by...my mom finds your goofy kookiness in that giant pineapple sighable.
from bonkrood :
I was unsure about my feelings before, but now, I'm pretty sure I'm in love with that pineapple. I wanna cuddle with it and maybe even get married. I think this is the real thing.....
from postalworker :
Damn this thing takes a while to load. Happy new year, and so on. :)
from fuboowuzzle :
Merry christmas.. happy holidays.. whatever...
from gaja :
Oooh, scary, completely random person that you never even knew existed all signing up the analyzer, scary scary. But I had to see the rest of the pimp entry, and then I saw me some analyzer and it's just a weird form of fun for me to find out what the crike folks that I have read something of look like. Call me crazy. Or something.
from quonking :
Hey Forrest, I said hi to you on MSN, but you are prolly asleep, anyways I just realized that I can't remember what I was going to type in this wonderful little block of space that now is taking up part of your analyzer. Darn old brain. Can't remember much these days. Too much school and studying I think :(
from postalworker :
HELLO MONKEYMAN! I hate analyzer (because noone signed mine *sob*), but I'll do this just for you.. Thank you for finally updating, there are only so many times I can read about your mom pimping you out :P
from bonkrood :
Forrest, just giving you another piece o' my heart. I'd hope that you'd quit playin' games with it soon. That'd be nice. But no, this is a while-you-are-sleeping-cosmic-cyber bunch of wellwishing on your finals. *heart* dorea
from gizmonator :
Woo hoo! I was quoted. Behold other places that direct to me: google: pissed of coworkers (like a gaggle, only smaller) goto.com: my dixie wrecked (ala anenigma.diaryland.com) google: tube steak (a mighty feast) search.msn.com: feeling bettr (bettr the one legged man) that, and 69% of you are using IE 5.x (I'm not joking). So there.
from bonkrood :
yo. forrest. you were quoted! I'm sooooooooo jealous. also, proud. and a little sad because if you hadn't told me that story like, months ago, I probably would have submitted it but instead, it was old news. i'm a loser. you're a winner. we have established the ranks.
from bonkrood :
Forrest, I was going to leave a message in your analyzer. I clicked here. I don't remember what I was going to say. Oh, wait. Yes I do! I was gonna call you a cutie and tell you thanks for letting us know how your wind works.
from quonking :
Forrest I totally almost did tell you I was going to be down in Denver. But I didn't know if you even knew who I was. It would have been cool to have someone who knew what was down there to do. Instead of sitting in a motel room getting drunk and listening to drunk guys fight over how to use the phonebook to look up strip clubs. Next time I'll be sure to let you know.
from gizmonator :
So, I just thought I would break up the Bonkrood/Shlippy bloc that resides on this analyzer. Go Q, for bringing random joy to the world!
from shlippy :
okay, I loaded your page and then I went off to do other things, like work on my painstakingly created shrine to you...then with much paranoia I realized you have the type of hit counter that measures time spent on site. Eeek. I hope you don't find me out. Forrestforrestforrestforrestforrestforrest...uh, what was I yammering about? Oh yeah...nice new pic.
from bonkrood :
Yo. Nice pic. Cute and blurry. I dig.
from shlippy :
Oh Forrest! I can see from your newest photo that you really have no trouble at all with the ladies- they just hang all over you!
from bonkrood :
Yooo hooo... guess what my sister had her baby on the 21st, she called me today to let me know. it was a girl. She named it Dirja Nicole. I am stabbing in the dark as to the spelling of the first name. Anywho. I miss seeing you online more often. Keep writing.....
from shlippy :
I feel raped of my comments, don't you? My ego-stroking goodness disappeared just when I needed it most...damn you analyzer gods!

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