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i miss you dreadfully and felt like leaving you this note telling you that even though i'm sure you'll never receive it. you haven't updated for more than 2 years but i still can't take you off my buddylist.

from heyjude85 :

boo.

from nilliem :

HI!! I was not in the Transformer's range, but I would like to see it, nonetheless. Looks fun. As for the half-baked entries? Fire up the oven dear!

from fireflyez76 :

Hmmm... so I've seen your photos (you added me to your flickr awhile ago!) But little did I know you existed on dland... I'll be reading you now I know! :)

from sexyatheist :

i'm nervous and worried about sunday. any tips for how to handle the next 48 hours? this is just scary.

from sexyatheist :

i'm still not over that game. or that we are afc champs. so i'll be enjoying that sinking in all week before i get too absorbed in superbowl talk. and i took your advice and got an afc champs sweatshirt i was eyeing. i thought it wouldn't mean much if we win the superbowl (not an easy task) but i trust you and since your shirt means so much, i would guess my sweatshirt will mean just as much.

from sexyatheist :

hello my friend. i think stuff is going on so you can ignore me of course but, what do you think about our teams playing each other yet again in the playoffs? i for one am terrified but excited. you are my favorite patriots fan so i just wanted to check in.

from sarika :

backed and locked? xx

from boredlaura :

Ha! Bruce Banner!

from sexyatheist :

thank you for your comment about what happened. i'm sorry to hear that you went through something similar because it really is an upsetting situation. but really, what we went through pales in comparison to what the victim went through. but i still appreciate your words.

from wickedcrazy :

stupid comments. You and your obsession with mountain goats and sadness.

from coldandgray :

Your comments are all funky, which is too bad because I am in love with todays post.

from geek-betty :

gump you must be busy getting married right about now.

from wickedcrazy :

Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving

from coldandgray :

Anyway, I was going to say that this time last year I was totally in your shoes. The funny thing is, I totally forgot that I was right where you are not that long ago, like forgetting the pain of childbirth or something. As soon as the guests leave the pressure lifts full hilt & you can sit back & enjoy. Almost there, you can do it.

from sarkasmo :

July is a really hot month to have a wedding. And think of your anniversaries. My anniversary is on the same day in July every year. It's so hot. Move your wedding to February so you can take a nice toasty Caribbean cruise for your anniversary.

from herdarlinsin :

Hello Gump. Have you heard from AJ lately? As wrong as it would be forme ot ask how she is, I still wonder and ask anyway.

from cdnfoxychick :

You know, if I were going to start stalking anyone here on dland, it'd be you. (muah ha ha)

from janegamma :

Hi, Gumphood, I believe you have hit upon a new scientific principle: the rate of decay of celebrity, bravo! I was referred here by willowfox; would you permit me to add you to my favourites?

from simply-a-mom :

Happy birthday to you, my favoritist birthday buddy!!!! (favoritist by default though, since I dont know anyone else with the same birthday as us)

from wickedcrazy :

Happy birthday to you, You live in a zoo, Zanks pwns you, dear gumpy, must suck to be you

from geek-betty :

oh my gump, how I miss thee. hows almost-murried life?

from beagle47 :

thanks, as always, gump... you have the best notes!

from poopiebitch :

You can stop feeling neglected now, I have graced you with a comment all your own.

from after- :

I'm in complete agreement with ALL those facts, especially #3, you're a good man. :P

from simply-a-mom :

Listen here you man whore, you will add me, and you will love me, and all will be well. (this is sarah by the way, from gwensworld, im new and improved and at this name now)

from coldandgray :

I hope you will guest post

from sexyatheist :

if it makes you feel any better, i fantasized about having adam on our team but NEVER thought it would come true. so i will definitely appreciate him and i hope that once people get over the fact that he was a patriot, other colts fans will as well. it will definitely be interesting to see how you guys do with some really strong players gone elsewhere.

from iamblessed :

Is that $100 USD or Canadian?

from sexyatheist :

i assume you are speaking of the fact that we signed your destroyer of dreams. i can't tell you happy it made me. not to mention how many guys the pats made free agents, assuming they'd resign and then didn't. but hey, you still have brady and everyone says he's the one who wins. i guess now we'll find out.

from queenoftart :

Of course I did...you have a wonderful sense of humor

from sexyatheist :

so, i'm sorry we lost james. our offense will definitely be weaker without such a strong running back. but really, he left us to go to arizona. there's someone who's only in it for the money and we don't need that anyway. that is one thing your pats have, players who will take pay cuts to stay with a winning team. and yeah, i know we aren't winners yet but we at least make the playoffs unlike the cardinals.

from mrgrainger :

Hello, I decided to try the extra things at the bottom of your entry pages. I'm impressed you've actually got a map showing where viewers are. I tried the thing above it though, is it a rating button? it didnt work for me, sadly.

from peytonsplace :

Nah, I had on 4 inch heels. The blond is the tallest 5'8". The rest of us are about 5'5" or so.

from jt76 :

ha ha! I had to add you as a buddy after reading the entry about the hot chick on the train. You're not alone- I catch myself eyeing other women all the time... and I'm married.

from nilliem :

As a matter of fact, I've enjoyed in immensely! Thanks for the comment...you are part of the fun! A

from heydomsar :

hey gump. you got a dedication on this month's cd mix. just letting you know. =) http://heydomsar.diaryland.com/dedicate.html

from queenoftart :

If that's what Californians usually discus when you meet them (and I know it to be true first hand, especially people from San Fran) What do people who are from NY usually discuss with you ? Just curious as to how others perceive us as. Btw give me a MT Dew and a pack of cigarettes in the morning and I�m a happy gal

from sexyatheist :

such a loaded question my dear friend. thoughts on james. firstly, i think we should be trying harder to keep him. having a balanced offense is important and something we should continue striving for. however, i'm not really feeling all of his "woe is me, i ain't getting no respect" commentary on the situation. while that may be true to a certain extent, i don't think that's the way to get what you want. however, i would still like to see him stay, nasty comments and all. mainly because who is going to replace him? dominic "i muff the ball all the time" rhodes? i don't think so.

from dukkha-tanha :

Yeah, so I heard your new favorite song there this morning on FNX. Have to say that I agree with you on it, it's horrible. "Pepp-ridge Fahm" is still the only reason I haven't totally switched over to the classic rock stations. =)

from marysensei :

Gumpie, I miss your commentary!! This is MB78....come see my new spot! dani, then english.

from kisskeri :

I don't mind the sports stats at all. I never know what's going on with what team, which sport and which player if it's not hockey lol So I NEED all the help I can get!

from wickedcrazy :

pittsburgh steelers. pittsburgh steelers. pittsburgh steelers with a baseball bat.

from sexyatheist :

i haven't read much since we lost. it still hurts. but i did read that coach dungy said john elway couldn't win a big game and no one thought it was possible. until he won two superbowls in a row. i read an article earlier this year that said the same thing was said about favre until he did it. we can win big games with peyton. we did it in kansas city back in the 03 season when we beat KC who were the number 2 seed. we just kept losing to you guys until this year.

from imwideawake :

my pleasure, sir! you "crack my ass up" to quote jackie. and you have a rad taste in music. mountain goats and the shins are awesome! =)

from sexyatheist :

i think the officiating in both games kind of sucked all around. we lost because we just didn't play well. period. and you're right about vandy. my brother's a pats fan and we always argue about who's the best kicker. i think i can now concede that i'd want your kicker in games like the one yesterday instead of mine.

from sexyatheist :

well, i guess we both kind of got what we wanted. you wanted to see us lose and i wanted to see you guys lose. it's too bad neither of us will be winning the superbowl but i guess there's always next season.

from sexyatheist :

excellent as usual. although i disagree. i hope to see a manning/plummer championship game. and then denver fans will really hate us.

from sexyatheist :

"Is 2006 the year of the Colt? Friday...I'll have the answer." hey there buddy, where was my answer? all i got were some dream scenarios. i want answers!

from bunnysuit3 :

Hey there! Thanks for the bunny greetings.

from final137 :

When I was a kid I apparently thought I was a ninja. I tried to jump off a giant steel see-saw, springs in the middle, with a backflip. I didn't know your teeth could come out with the roots still in them. True story.

from heydomsar :

dude, i just saw your comments on my math test. gump, you deserve an extra beer from me. hope that last question doesn't keep you up at night. if i get my answers back, i'll let you know. otherwise, if you have a eureka moment, let me know ;)

from cdnfoxygirl :

psst... I'll give you a hint. nortina=cdnfoxygirl

from stoner-girl :

Heh no problem, I think the books are cool :D

from cdnfoxygirl :

Dude, I have emailed you the password already. I feel so ... ignored. Just like the other two times that I have emailed you =)

from sexyatheist :

that's assuming they get into the playoffs. and that's a big if. i'm far more concerned about you guys than the chargers

from sarika :

*right now* i have returned to england for christmas. but i shall return, for another 6 months in january. how weird is that. Also, Ive forgotton how to use a real mouse...

from thegoodbiboy :

My house XMas Eve, her house XMas day. Simple enough.

from dulligirl :

I know you're right. I really can't worry about it. If I get canned, I get canned. I'm sure no matter what I do, they've already made that decision.

from aureate :

Your'e welcome. It's a groovy diary. You write very interesting entries.

from sexyatheist :

one of the few times. he is one of my favorite players so although i would like to see him play more often, i like not punting so often.

from azelya :

I would love love love to fly out to New England and drink with you and Jackie. But such are dreams. Some new long sleeved shirts would be good. How about you?

from super-allie :

Hehe, surveys are great. Although for some of the questions I couldn't think of answers. :P

from clipchick :

I couldn't help but add that entry-it's STILL one of my favorites, and was the reason I added you to my list! You're wicked good!

from willowfox :

Gump. This is VERY important. I'm being incredibly serious, here. You have a shirt that says F.O.I.L. on it. Please PLEASE take 5 minutes of your time and explain what that shirt is all about, and then tell me where and when you got it, and where you think I MIGHT be able to procure one. Or 15. I'm not kidding, I need your help. Obewangump, you are my only hope.

from sexyatheist :

i miss your football entries. please just humor me with something.

from mrgrainger :

well, well, I doubt you have posted as much crap as I usually do (refering to the top of your last entry). lol

from thegoodbiboy :

I agree. And also, if I go to a wedding and give, say, $250 and they don't last 6 months, I want that money back.

from nilliem :

I tried for years to be fair about him. To give him the benefit of the doubt, and what not. After finding out about his other children and lack of contact, it kinda blew that theory all to h**l. So, I like that name too!! hehe

from banefulvenus :

: )

from sexyatheist :

i know i'm biased, but i tend to agree with you. i didn't fully believe until i saw us own the steelers. i think we just might make it all the way this year.

from augustdreams :

Yes. Humor definitely helps. In fact, something hit me yesterday that had me laughing. Within the past few months I lost my job, my fiancee left me and my dog died. My life is officially a country western song. ;)

from jilllybean22 :

Hey, I'm sorry you couldnt get in. You can email me for the password if you like. ([email protected]) I liked your survey, and if you have others, I may take s'more because surveys are the most important things in the whole wide world. I'm going to check out your diary--I'll let you know whether I love it or hate it! ♥ (oh, and it's lotto. no casinos)

from jesieca :

Thanx for the note.(you know, i only realised that ur name is Gump after i was done with that survey - sorry) My grandfather had lungcancer, I hope that everything goes well with your mother. Im glad to see that it looks as though you have a great support system of friends. Take care.

from againsthesky :

you're welcome :-) have a happy thanksgiving. ~e

from cdnfoxygirl :

Or it could end up in some fun like I've never had before ... that would be nice

from timetrials78 :

The stamp haunts me

from sethra-demon :

You're quite welcome. Your survey is listed first under "New Surveys". You won the luck of the draw, and the 10 minutes I had to answer a survey that day. :)

from bookbear :

I've been hibernating... under piles of homework. In geometery, and It's proved much less frustrating than algebra ever was. :) I'm sorry about your mom's illness, but very glad they caught it early, by the time they found it in my grandmother it was in her breast, lungs, severel vertibra, and her hip. I'll send positive thoughts her way... (My equivalent of prayer...)

from halite :

I didnt know that about Na and Cl. Thanks for the info. But I think you were reading way to deep. ^_~

from willowfox :

They totally could have done more with the maze. In the book there was a flippin Sphinx, for crissake. Read them, they're great. Aaand you have yourself a nice little day.

from momma-at-17 :

Yeah you were in the next group that I was going to ask, although I wasn't sure you would like to. But if you would I'd appreciate it. I've liked your writing since I started reading you.

from willowfox :

Oh, now it's been built up. Okay, don't expect Annie Lieberman here ;) Kidding. Here's the link. http://willowfox.250free.com/om1.JPG. Meanwhile, I forgot that I'd put down my seldom-used msn screenname, and was FLOORED when you called me Miss Montana, a nickname given to me by a gaggle of Canadians I know, wondering if YOU knew them TOO... But no. It's right there on my profile. Got it.

from clownmom :

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO :):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

from pinkdaisy5 :

True...I know people who say they love the taste of diet...and that's fine...but then I know people who drink it for it's diet aspects and thats just stupid. But lets talk about the pretzal goldfish...where did they swim off to and why are there a gagillion new goldfish flavors that suck. I bet the new fishes ate the pretzal fishes...damn them!...I love the fishes cause they're so delicious!

from kisskeri :

Thanks! I wanted something more ...mushy lol So to speak

from pinkdaisy5 :

anytime...it's my pleasure

from dukkha-tanha :

You can try, but you cannot end the reign of "love hurts" in my head. Not even with "all your base are belong to us"!

from banefulvenus :

liked the posting.. and the shag art in your template!

from dukkha-tanha :

Okay, so this is a bit late, but anyway. In regards to your comment yesterday about the threesome between my husbands ex wife and me and him: I'd never given the idea even one thought until your comment. The mind picture it brought to me was disgusting and repulsed me throroughly. Excellent job. Keep it up. Have a great weekend. =)

from jesbohn :

Yarr. I'll be celebrating!

from stoner-girl :

lol thanks, i also forgot to say that if you wrote that book I would BUY it! Swear on my life. It sounds perfect.

from cdnfoxygirl :

Hey. I totally linked to the bus website so people could see if they wanted to. (but I'll still be posting pics later)

from moonfaeryy :

Gumpy, I have a friend that recorded the game monday. If you would like I can get a copy of the commercial and send it your way? {Hugs};-)

from dynamita :

Hi! I`ve been reading your blog. I think you are a bit weird. I mean that as a compliment.

from sexyatheist :

and we're not the same either team gump. we're better

from sweetresent :

Funny... funny. Political Correctness did a double backflip and passed out when they met you didn't it? I'm still laughing here. I'm glad you like my new age policy. There are some kinks in it though, that I'm still working on... and the floors in your new place are gorgeous, a random tidbit.

from willowfox :

Oh you won't be sorry! Get to cookin', man, get to cookin'!

from simplify :

thanks for the advice on firefly. my worry is that by the time we finish watching the dvds it will be out of the theatre. but i suppose that's not THAT big of a deal.

from pinkdaisy5 :

yeah...maybe...and...you wanna make something of it...let's take this outside.

from simplify :

from sweetresent :

Hi. ;) I like your style.

from thegoodbiboy :

Wow, I didn't know that. It's probably a good idea. Those 2 for 1 deals or the $1 beer deals can get you pretty hammered pretty quickly. I know my limits, so I'm OK with stopping. But that's not all the time, I've had my nights where I was plastered. But hey, you don't need drink specials for it to be happy hour...and no matter what time it is, it's happy hour somewhere, so you might as well drink up and enjoy!

from thegoodbiboy :

Whacha mean by that? What happy hour I will use? Got me confused. And Boston has to have happy hours, there are 3 bars on every block!

from blazingstar :

Yes, I AM writing full time again. I thought I left you a note saying that...you probably missed it. The private diary's back open too where you can now see a photo of DRUNK ME!

from sexyatheist :

i actually saw boyz II men last year in concert! the deep voiced guy is gone but they somehow make it work perfectly. it was quite amazing actually and i've never seen so many grown men singing "i'll make love to you" at the top of their lungs.

from regurgitated :

Isn't that always the best part? Methinks fucking hell yeah.

from pinkdaisy5 :

thank you thank you.

from pinkdaisy5 :

Thanks for the tip...I'll make sure to watch his ass the next time I see him (heh...hehheh...mwuahahahahaha........ha)

from acornotravez :

Yes. And she wasn't too happy about it. - Acorn

from sexyatheist :

i think we already went soft. we allowed the worst team in the NFL (texans) to score 20 points. god that's awful. we almost always lose after our bye anyway but i'm hoping they trained by attacking dummies with brady heads on them to get their ire up. but that's just me. and even if we lose to you, we still have to beat the steelers to get homefield advantage. if we lose to you both, we're fucked.

from iamblessed :

yeah, but you're still there, so it's all good

from nerimon :

th....thank you? o.o

from hcatty :

YES. Yes, I am. ;o)

from kinkylinny :

Woooo I love the house! When do we move in? Wait, moving in with my stalker? Does that mean I'm now stalking you? I'm confusing myself now...

from clipchick :

It absolutely rocked! That's why I think it should get the most responses...girls shouldn't be able to resist THAT one!

from dulligirl :

Our new cafe server guy was actually born here in the USA,so no accent. But I know what you mean.

from ticktrix :

You're welcome. I'm GoingLoopy's BFRB, by the way.

from lady-dra :

he's an extra clean hamster :) [cuddles her baby]

from lady-dra :

I have no clue, but he's a strange one, it's why I picked him out of the bunch at the petstore. no he doesn't smell.. snow because he's white and poofy like snow, and pea because when I got him he was tiny and cute like a pea, but now he's grown very big

from iluvleena :

yeah he is in mucho trouble!

from pinkdaisy5 :

I...gumpy...am always careful...especially when avoiding/talking to pesky ex-boyfriends and...of course...when hiding from flying bears. I'm just stealthy like that.

from peytonsplace :

Where are you?!?

from sexyatheist :

damn you and your naked lady banners! i had to click, i couldn't help it. and i already read your diary! but i guess it's working because i felt compelled.

from banefulvenus :

fabulous!

from willowfox :

The game! Now! Yes, thank you!

from summer-gale :

I only follow the Pats.. which side do I pick to win for week 6?

from plopphizz :

The quote should come from an entry. You can submit you own or someone else's. If you do submit someone else's, include a link to your diary as well, because I put that link next to the quote. -- P.P.

from bluemeany :

Hey man ... I'm not sure what's wrong with the DLand template ... it works fine for me.I switched back from Blogger (because Blogger is GAY) and a couple of people are saying the template looks a bit fucked up. Wish I knew why, but I'm HTML-tarded. Maybe the words just aren't showing up for you. You could try highlighting the page, and see what happens -- let me know if that works. I hate this stupid template shit ...

from willowfox :

Well of course I'll tell her. Let me be clear, my diary has a purpose and that is to be there when I need an empty space on which to express my thoughts to no one in particular. It's not a substitution for actual human contact and it's not a vehicle for passive agressive interaction. Meanwhile, how do you keep up so thoroughly with all yo peeps? It's right impressive, G-to-the-ump. Hope you don't mind, but I'm stealing your 5 question doot-dee-doo. I'll try to come up with some for you if you want to play :)

from pinkdaisy5 :

Don't I know it...I'm already feeling better. I think I needed the closure thing...I'm just really over it. I just hope he gets there soon because I hate to see people hurting...I just can't take that I've hurt someone. I think that hurts me more than anything else. I'm gonna let him see me one more time though because I know what it feels like to think you're never gonna be able to say those things you couldn't when you should have. Thanks for all the encouragement gump.

from willowfox :

The cliche is "Girl meets Boy and subsequently ignores all her friends. They get mad and go out together and bitch about it and say things like 'Ohmygod, like, you just don't DO that.' and 'Like, ohmygod I will NEVER do that to you guys I totally promise' and 'Aaaah! I love you guys SO. MUCH. Let's have another margarita wooohooo!'" I get bored easily by things like this, but when it actually happens to me (i.e. my friend cancelling out on our annual tradition because she wants to go with her boyfriend) I get frustrated, cliche or not.

from sarika :

no. Guess we had a bit of wake up call in thinking we'd be ok out on our own when the boys wanted to go home... and we lasted all of 10 seconds before we were totally surrounded by gangs of greasy men trying to hassle us on a piazza where there were no other females around at all. And some were on scooters and were circling like a pack of wolves... :S Not fun. Guess that was kind of stupid. Ah well, no harm done. We made our escape and learnt our lesson. Sucks that we can't have the kind of freedom we're used to... hate relying on male types to look after us! x

from kinkylinny :

Born and raised in The Netherlands. W00T and all that...

from mangofarmer :

So, how 'bout those Yankees? ;)

from plopphizz :

Sorry it took me a bit to get back to you. The answer is, yes, if you want to submit a personal quote to Quoted, I will look at it. -- P.P.

from luvabeans :

gump! i'd be happy to tell you what i think, but i can hardly pretend to represent all women everywhere. what specifically do you want to know?

from lauralgood :

I just found the guest book message you left me about the other hurricane. Thank you. I do think you are one of the sweetest people alive. Hugs. Laural

from sexyatheist :

it looks like i'll be reading "the prince" anyway because my brother refuses to read hobbes with me right now. something about needing to read "the prince" anyway for class. and yeah, i do hate philosophy. but i have to write a research paper and all the choices for psychology sucked.

from willowfox :

Instead of continually messing up your comments pages which seem like they should be reserved to comments about your diary, I think I'll start utilizing your handy-dandy notes feature. Answer: No. (I didn't include that in the entry, sorry. I've fixed it.) No, I either already have to be a patient, or they can't see me until the end of February or some other ridiculous date. I've decided to completely ignore the situation for the rest of today, since there's nothing I can do about it until Oct. 12, and I'll just have to suck it up and be on hold with the registrar until I can get these shots done. And until I can pay the $600 or whatever it is. Sigh... the life of a college student. If only I could use being young and 18 as part of the excuse, but NO, at 26 I'm supposed to be old enough to have all this sorted and have everything falling into place all the time AND have over $600 to offer at the drop of a hat. Yeah, I don't. Ah, well... so it goes.

from maxsmom :

you left me a note a while ago asking what my favorite tv show is. the answer is: Law and Order:SVU....Mariska Hartigay is cool, B.D. Wong is a favorite, and Christopher Meloni is the one man I would leave my husband for.

from thegoodbiboy :

That's the way I'm taking it. Like my friend said, it was a good time, but you have a good thing at home, don't ruin it. But hey, if I'm going to ruin it, might as well make it good.

from sarika :

if it makes you happy. x

from nilliem :

You are right, it was confusing and I did need to vent. But, since its sooo close to me, I couldn't let out all the details without worrying that my kids, her kid, or her would find it and well...I guess a locked diary of my own is in order?

from sexyatheist :

honestly, i never thought i'd hear anyone, especially a patriots fan, say they were afraid of our defense. which makes me really proud actually and i hope we can keep it up. although maybe you should be afraid because according to leftwich our guys are told to go for the QB's knees. and you are right, regular season games are much closer than any of the playoff games. all i can say is i think our best chances of defeating you guys is this year.

from oddsfish :

I hate your comments thing. It never works. As I said, you're a fucking genius, but somehow all the magnificent weight of my powerful comment is lost when I have to rewrite the shit.

from coldandgray :

meth was best

from sarika :

it's what came to mind after reading your entry. :P My name is not Italy. x

from kinkylinny :

I'm sure you had a good reason for asking. I don't mind though, I sort of like the idea of having my very own internet-stalker. Makes me feel so popular. And ... stuff. Yes.

from sexyatheist :

actually, we seem to play our worst after a bye week so i'm not so sure it really helps. although my boyfriend pointed out that it's against you guys anyway, which we lose anyway, so it's actually probably for the best. although speaking of scheduling, why do we ALWAYS seem to play in foxboro during the regular season? i understand home field advantage in the playoffs but even regular season games they force us to play you guys at foxboro.

from goingloopy :

Ben Folds Five, "Philosophy". :) Do I get a prize?

from lauralgood :

No need to explain. curiousity is what makes you as exciting as you are to me. I hope your day is great. Hugs. Laural

from sexyatheist :

i think that only furthers my claim of tardom. i focused on that one incorrect date and failed to notice all the rest. sorry gump. i swear i did see the humor. seriously

from bellachat :

Well, I'm kind of obssessed with the Porshe Boxster and the BMW Z4. They're chick cars, but I'm a chick so it all works out. Thanks for asking ;o) So, what cars do you like?

from lauralgood :

I am funny sexually...it takes a lot to get me interested. The girlfriend is really wonderful but she does not do anything for me in that way. So no, we don't all have threesomes or foursomes. We are all just friends. they enjoy themselves and that is it. I hope you have a great day. Hugs. L

from pinkdaisy5 :

By the way seen any flying bears lately?

from pinkdaisy5 :

Thanks gump...you always know what to say and that saying it bluntly is the best way to say it. I know its not gonna work out and I'm ok with that. I'm not sure I'm ready to move on but I'm ready to think about moving on. It is hard but I'm strong and I know I'll be ok.

from sarika :

yeah it is pretty insane, i can't quite believe I'm in italy now and this is where I live now!! It's crazy but i'm really fascinated by it and it's starting to feel less weird and crazy. It's so different to anywhere else. The choices we make really do lead us in crazy directions but right now I'm still happy with it. I feel very grown up..! x

from oddsfish :

Umm, I'm not sure it's such a bad thing for you men, because, well, I'M CRAZY. But it's not permanent. Just for a while until I get my insanity channelled into something far more manageable. Like, say, basket weaving, or editing someone's NOVEL.

from bluemeany :

Thanks, dude. I totally needed to have that song in my head. You know I can beat you up, right?

from misspinkkate :

I'm not picky- in fact I'm pretty desperate, so if you're at least a 4 on the 10 scale, consider yourself stalked.

from finjamartens :

Hey,haha,yeah,interesting! I would pick someone of course who is not into me sexually-the question would remain:why then is he hanging out with me? Maybe because he likes the sexual attention I give him. Which must mean of course that this is the case right here right now with us! But,I mean,I also thought men would jump just everything with a skirt or something similar. So,it is very new to me:so you men,or,you in particular are very picky? That is something that interests me. Cause,all I see is guys you would just do it with ANYONE. Bye the way:I put my money down on that Jennifer Anniston has OF COURSE dumped brad,not the other way round. Jennifer has much more brains than Angelina Jolie and also Brad Pitt,don�t you think she is much finer? AS in more elegant,less rude and stuff? You really would prefer Angelina Jolie for hanging out? I would have a dinner with Jennifer but NO WAY with Angelina Jolie,not for money,ok,for money,but only with lots andl ots security around,like with friends around or something. Cause,she just scares me,brrrr!!!

from finjamartens :

from summer-gale :

Oh good! LOL!

from summer-gale :

If you're going to lock up I'd appreciate the the password if you were giving it out. I'm a new reader and I thought you might forget me.

from gumphood :

IT'S LOCKED DUE TO AN EDITING ERROR -- WILL BE UNLOCKED SOON!

from essaywriter :

I just added you and now you're locked? Can I have the password etc? [email protected] thanks

from thegoodbiboy :

No, no, no....you got it all wrong. She likes the Yankees, I like the Mets and Red Sox. I like the Giants, she likes the Jets. We only agree on hockey, both Ranger fans. Who gives a crap about basketball.

from sexyatheist :

ah, there's nothing like drunk comments. brilliant! i was going to gloat a little about the fact that your team lost (maybe for the only time this season, i admit freely) but after your latest entry it just didn't seem appropriate.

from nilliem :

Yes, we'll let you attend. There are 2 conditions, though. If you promise to not get all embarrassed, and you *have* to join in the conversation. Which means that you can't get all 'girls shouldn't talk about this stuff!' K? Email me for details, hehe

from beetilda :

BWAH-ha ha haaaaaa! Yes, but I think I'll add you to my buddy list anyway. Then I'll read your archives.

from beetilda :

Oh, I say, that was a bit of a rant wasn't it? Actually, I'm a bit embarassed to say that I have been spewing forth the invective. Normally I try to keep a lid on it. I can tell you that I was definitely not referring to you personally, and probably not at all. At least not this time! ; ) cheers /Bee

from sexyatheist :

you're right of course. and thank you for saying it for what it is; bait. i'm going to continue ignoring it.

from carriesplace :

emailed ya :)

from sanetwin :

what in the name of all that is holy is your blurb about me supposed to mean??

from wickedcrazy :

asldkfhjashljfashf. wizards are goatfucked. Help.

from carriesplace :

email me at [email protected], i locked it because of the "sexual" nature of my site and didn't want to have kids or someone i don't know to know what the pw is :)

from sarika :

well i would say thank you, but considering 90% of it is merely the lyrics to one of my favourite songs I guess you should thank Minus The Bear, or i shall take it as a compliment for having such awesome taste! Hope youre ok sugarplum x

from kinkylinny :

Hello there stalker! ;-) I'm from The Netherlands. Hope that clears things up for ya!

from anniewaits18 :

well, i figured...why would people want to read the same last entry over and over again? so i locked it. do you want me to unlock it? there's nothing new...

from asrael :

You should teach U.S. History For Foreigners. It would at least be interesting.

from lady-dra :

I'm dry, there is no voice online just text

from golfwidow :

If loving the talking ornament is wrong -- no, I'd still rather be right.

from lady-dra :

well I'm a lady really but eh thanks :) heh....

from kissmyargyle :

yep! going to the season opener. ..hopefully it'll be the first of many this year.

from azelya :

Freaky poopy guy.

from becksaidyes :

Ah no, Adam Brody. He's a tiny bit cuter that Adrien.

from mangofarmer :

I dunno... they looked okay tonight. I think they'll be fine just as long as Randy Johnson doesn't pitch. He's bad luck. And also scary as hell.

from chaosbean :

hey, sorry about my site, I don't know what happened to it, but it seems normalish again.

from sexyatheist :

yes, i am both a football fan and a colts fan. huge fan actually. i know we can't win in foxboro. that's why we need to play at the dome. and then maybe we'll have a chance. i'm just waiting for the patriots to start losing. every great team will eventually. as for how i became a fan all the way over here, it's somewhat of a long story but i think i wrote an entry about it when it happened. i'll see if i can find it and let you know.

from porchlife :

So I read your entry about beer tasting and as it reminded me of my favourite yearly event (WAY better than Christmas) I looked up the Victoria Beer Festival to see when it is, right? Thinking it would be in October like usual and that now might be a good time to look for tickets? The fucker's TODAY. DAMMIT!

from asrael :

Next question. Is New England a state? And does it have a "New England State" University? The sweaters would say "NES". Nintendo Entertainment System!

from lady-dra :

name that tune..."in to the woods" maybe...who knows...no one really..

from lady-dra :

I guess you didn't read my futurama entries yet...well I guess you'll enjoy it...yes me and my friend Miko are two crazy galls.....

from simeons-twin :

No, you're not my twin. He and I both, I mean. As far as I know, you exist. Sorta.

from candoor :

that makes five of us, me and my roommate, his brother (in Chicago), you and Smed (Indy)... back in July when I created the league, the idea of using Hurricane names seemed amusing... can you make the live draft?... I will open the league some time today to fill in remaining places (10 teams in all) if nobody else joins... check the stats and modifiers, they're not the usual... if you know anyone who wants in, give them the league # 211978 and PW: football

from lady-dra :

that confused me more then it should have...... [scratche head] ummm...well have a nice time reading my journal....you can post whatever you'd like on my notes.....do you ever delete your notes? cuz that's a long list...[deletes notes frequently] anyway that's about all from this side....good day....

from rinnalynette :

thank you. i hope i make it too. that's why i'm paying for the good education. :-D

from nimbostratus :

The little dinos were pretty bad. But you can't dis the fake ROAR sound. My dinos even RoaRR. And yeah, I feel you on the coffee, thank god finals are over.

from theswordsman :

Yes, the Pats are a great team, but the Rams could kick their butts in a low gravity situation (because Bulger wouldn't spend as much time on his back). Cheers. John

from sad-sunni :

Thank you for the note. I'm curious, how did you find me?

from lady-dra :

....now you're mad at the world +1....the one is me...no one gets that one....:(....I still noticed you didn't aswer the rude question....but.....I won't let that slide o.0

from lady-dra :

I can't spell....fruit..loop....yes..there we go

from lady-dra :

and what's wrong with tasting frooit look chapstick all day? :)....I like how you're mad at the world for being so dumb...but you expect too much of people...and that's my opinion after 5 minutes of reading your journal. good day

from lady-dra :

I'm quite fine...but sick at the moment...not to be rude but how did you find me?

from lady-dra :

hello....

from dukkha-tanha :

"But we know a man called Mr Gump. Mr. Gump has a seven hump Wump. So...if you like to go Bump! Bump! just jump on the hump of the Wump of Gump". Sorry, I was reading this to the kids this morning and this part had me giggling like a schoolgirl.

from theswordsman :

Thanks for stopping by. Yep, it is a cool building. A hundred rooms, five ghosts, and there have been five movies filmed there. The place took twenty years to build. Cheers. John

from rinnalynette :

I really love school, but its really intense, because we have 7-week classes, with only a week break inbetween. I would like to do advertising, since that's my major...so working with magazines mostly. :-)

from heyjude85 :

lol yes I'm gone, but I do have a livejournal. Yep, 20, turning 21 in march.

from sarika :

not dead yet anyhow. Still have to survive the mafia and all that once i move abroad in a couple of weeks... and dont you avoid the "bottom of the list comment" deary! x

from sarika :

it has come to my attention that I am at the bottom of your faves list, excluding your other diaries..! what might this mean. hmmmm. x

from simeons-twin :

We're both the twins, except my twin doesn't really exist :(

from nimbostratus :

it's good to laugh. my roommate and i read your diary together. and yes, those dinosaur toys sucked... however i still play with toy dinosaurs :-P so i wouldn't mind getting toy dinos for christmas. p.s. i'm a paleobiologist... this explains my crazy dino-geekiness

from marinka-mp :

Ha Ha Ha.. very funny. Im glad you liked the pictures. should i assume that you are waiting for the pictures?

from osakamoment :

Yes, I erased them. I don't know if they were stupid, because you never really told me what you meant.

from osakamoment :

great.

from llttleslster :

Some people I come across I can't pass up.

from rinnalynette :

nimbostratus.

from osakamoment :

well?

from nerimon :

Didn't know how else to ask - could you review my diary sometime? Drop me a note and let me know if you can/have, thanks ^^

from simeons-twin :

from happyredhead :

Well hello fellow redhead, thanks for visiting my diary ;) I'll be reading more of you.

from swooish :

Yeh it is kind of cool but, sadly, I don't work in the cartoons. I wonder what gave you that impression. On a side note: your diary is hilarious. I love it!

from geeked-out :

I know Feng Shui...wait, is that even Japanese? Hows that jiu jitsu working out for ya?

from sexyatheist :

actually, i wanted to be prettyatheist on here but they only allow 12 letters and it was too long. i prefer prettyatheist to be honest but sexyatheist works alright. and luckily i'm not on AIM often enough to worry much about getting random spoogy ims

from osakamoment :

Well, at least it doesn't constipate you. Why does my diary conflict you?

from nimbostratus :

p.s. you're not on aim to say 'hi' to

from nimbostratus :

new good news. and abnormal is much better than normal :P so i'm glad you're somewhat abnormal

from sexyatheist :

he made it into the third best jazz band which is decent but he also made it into the wind symphony but as first chair. which i guess works better for him because he wants to be a classical musician anyway.

from kissmyargyle :

oh, gumphood. you make me "lol".

from swooish :

Asking guy, that's funny. Mind if I use that sometimes?

from sarika :

old? my soul? my soul is old? i'm not so sure, too in touch with my inner child perhaps...although they all call me "wise" as in beyond my years... "They all" being the older types (usually male and trying to get into my knickers) but who knows eh. x

from nilliem :

::shudders:: I'm so glad I didn't!! That is the one movie I paid for that I didn't watch. Did you enjoy Mr. Lecter?? :)

from swooish :

Hey. No I'm not from Boston but Bronson Arroyo is awesome! Thank you for the note.

from stoner-girl :

don't be too sure, if by exciting you mean bar crawling and drug experimenting and raves, then i suppose yeah they will have a more exciting life. but still having kids can be so chaotic, they're so random - that every day with them can be a mini adventure. god that sounds so gushy i might puke

from sarika :

aww hon, I hope you're okay. You sound on edge slightly. x

from misspinkkate :

Yea, I would like a New York Salary soon, too, seeing as how I'm pretty much too poor to eat.

from cdnfoxygirl :

Oh yeah, and we have two 15 min breaks and one half hour break. I have been out of school since April and this is the first thing that I have found since then. Including crappy waitressing positions which I totally don't get. I actually have a job offer in Wales which I'd like to take, but I need to make money to be able to get us out of here. (oh yeah, and your "goodness me" made me giggle. thanks)

from cdnfoxygirl :

See, they totally trick you about your pay. You get a base pay (not much) and, depending on your accuracy, you can make up to 50 cents more an hour. It can change every pay as well, which is fun fun fun. You also get more if you're a speedy freak and can get more done per hour than they figure the average is.

from cdnfoxygirl :

I liked how I changed what person I was speaking in there. I just wanted to say that it's not the most horrible thing in the world. Unless I am tired and cranky. Like I am now. =)

from cdnfoxygirl :

I am a super cool data entry keyer person thingy. All those nifty rebate forms that people fill out for various companies come to someone like me, who gets to sit for 8 hours straight entering in the information in the computer while trying not to go insane or forgetting your entire purpose in life.

from stoner-girl :

hmmm nah, i mean i know alot of people older than me and they're all quirky and interesting, like you and annanotbob and gerg (diary names) :P

from stoner-girl :

oh thats interesting, i'd never heard that french theory before. well scientifically really, apparently women are only attracted to certain men because of a certain chemical they produce that triggers off inside their head. then again it's also primal instinct, but i dont think they hate them, they just piss them off alot. :D

from stoner-girl :

British yep I am, Welsh to be more specific. lol I have a fascinating take on men? I suppose, to a guy, that I might do yeah. *shrugs* But thank you for saying such nice things.

from sammybob24 :

It was the type of 'whatever' one may write/say/think in frustration. My day at work was awful, causing said frustration. I am over the whole ordeal now, so ... you know, whatever (the passive sort).

from stoner-girl :

hahahaha I don't think I have ever laughed so damn hard in the past few days than when reading through your diary, you are a comical god. I give you alot of respect and a new fan.

from kisskeri :

lol Hopefully soon but you can't rush perfection right?

from dukkha-tanha :

Now I heard that your dress at the prom was all the rage. ;)

from cdnfoxygirl :

hmm ... I don't suppose there's any way that you could just erase that last admission from your memory, eh?

from cdnfoxygirl :

It wasn't the most pleasant thing really. Well, at first ... anyhow, yeah, I ended up falling asleep with a cold wash cloth between my legs. And really, thank god for the internet 'cause like hell I'm going to admit that anywhere else.

from dulligirl :

I started watching the second season right after catching the first season re-runs. So yes,basically I've loved Six Feet Under from the beginning. It had so much laughter and tragedy.

from vickithecute :

Hi hi hi!! This is the "regular" diary (if you want to call me regular, although I really wish you wouldn't as I'm not comfortable talking about my bathroom habits in such a public arena) I set up workcrush because just too many real life people read my Vicki diary.

from mangofarmer :

*kiss*

from dukkha-tanha :

So it's not easy typing with a broken finger? I have enough trouble typing right with no broken fingers. Love the typing though. It's kind of like laughing at your friend who talks funny. =)

from azelya :

Sane? Since when have I been sane? But I am slacking. See? I'm writing you this note. :P

from thegoodbiboy :

Sexual abuse is all about power. It probably was a very powerful feeling of control these woman had over these kids. Probably something missing in their life and maybe they act out on it with the kids.

from asiwas :

True, true, but hey, criticism is good for ya.

from not-tuesday :

What do you think is going to happen tomorrow night?

from momma-at-17 :

Hey Gump, review me please. MW: Beelzeboobs. I hope that works, I read your rules so I thought I'd ask you here as well.

from twangry :

Nope. Chapter 7 all the way.

from sexyatheist :

i wish he liked the name enough to take advantage of me. and i don't drink beer but you have such a way of making an interesting entry about it.

from for-you-only :

I'm remaking my layout once again, so... yeah. My profile only says pink twice I think..buy yeah, I'm sure

from sanetwin :

Can I just say that having someone else do a review on your review site is gay?? Well I will anyways. And who the eff is jes?

from head-unbowed :

ummm....well I kept a different journal before. But not one that was on your list ever. We have a few friends in common however so maybe you've read my notes to them? Erica, Betty, Kelly, Andree

from cdnfoxygirl :

Yeah, probably. I tend to end up falling asleep with it as well since the dirty text messages I've saved keep me occupied at night.

from thegoodbiboy :

Pedro has been great this season, but I think he's wearing out a little bit. Last couple of starts have not been that good. As for the Yankees, one of the main reasons I hate them is their fans. Arrogant people.

from thegoodbiboy :

A little bit of both, I guess. Something I know is going to happen and prepared to do. As for being in Boston for the Red Sox game, I am a Sox fan. I've always liked them. I'm more of a Mets fan, but always liked the Red Sox. Something to do with my hatred of the Yankees I guess!

from thegoodbiboy :

Hi. I'm not from Boston. I have lived my whole life on Long Island. But, I have visited Boston many times, and I love the city. It's a great place to visit, and I would love to live there. Sadly, I never have. Maybe one day. It's an awesome city, though.

from bloodyme :

do you do art of the mix by chance?

from azelya :

I guess I just have a dirty mind.

from lobsterchick :

Yeah, I'm sad, but I talk to her all the time so it's not like I'm suffering from withdrawal.

from fan4 :

If you're asking who my fave. FFer is, that would be Ben Grimm.

from aloneindark5 :

Thank you for deleting my last note. Yeah drama, I shouldn't even be upset about the whole mess. I dunno.

from dulligirl :

No,it really was as bad as all that. I've known her off and on for 20 years and could see her go downhill the whole evening. I wish I was wrong but the other 3 people there agreed with me.

from bloodyme :

so i could write you witty stories and charm you.

from mrgrainger :

The new Devon entry is... http://mrgrainger.diaryland.com/050806_89.html I sent you last years yesterday.

from fan4 :

Based on the banner I clicked on, I think I can safely assume that you're a Hulk fan. Yes, I did like the banner. CGI version on one side, Lou Ferringo on the other.

from mrgrainger :

well the web address for last years entry is.. http://mrgrainger.diaryland.com/040820_45.html I'll be writing another I hope soon.

from jesbohn :

Yo yo yo! I never heard back on the review I sent you. Which means one of two things. It sucks, and you are to ashamed to talk to me. Or two, you are still in AWE of how awesome it is. Hope to hear back. -jessie

from blazingstar :

Mmm, biscuits. You asked me about my favorite party I've ever been to, and I still haven't posted an entry about it. BUT I WILL.

from cdnfoxygirl :

It is totally creepy. And I'm in Farming Town, Southern Ontario. Everything smells here. Always.

from bloodyme :

or you could just make me a tape with the song "iris" playing over and over again by googoo dolls. i want to add you as my buddy list but the thing is i have jealousy issues. 226 other people find you amusing and i thought i was the only one!

from clipchick :

Well Howdy! I like your entries. Maybe someday I can be as witty...

from momma-at-17 :

Unfortunately no. I submitted a tech support email though

from bloodyme :

sure i'll be your BFF. will you make me horrible mixed cd's? i'll make you some too. i loved your entry about wedding crashers and pissing off your girlfriend. antagonizing people is so fun isn't it?

from pinkdaisy5 :

I don't believe that anyone could be too guy for me...I just like to read things that make me smile as I can't get enough of the whole smiling thing right now. Thank you for sharing the smiles.

from cdnfoxygirl :

That means that you are old too. So there. Besides, I have planned two more days for my wallowing in self pity pool, so I'll be complaining as much as I want/possibly can to everyone everywhere until then. Or at least until I annoy even myself.

from wishiwasout :

Just because we can't have them, doesn't mean you don't want them. ::grin::

from momma-at-17 :

I've tried to put them in an entry a couple of times, but everytime I do, they don't show up and I don't know why. When you edit the entry you can see their codes but when you look at the page you can't see the link. *Sigh* I'm so confused.

from wishiwasout :

Doesn't *everyone* want my babies?!

from nepenthean :

simple enough i guess: my fave diarists have their own domains. ;)

from bookbear :

Ahhhh, no problem about adding you, and I'll remember your degree next time my math has me steamed. Thanx!

from cdnfoxygirl :

yeah ... I'm nearly there.

from cdnfoxygirl :

Yeah, I love tae kwon do. And kickboxing. Anything where I get to beat the crap out of something, really. I've been taking it now for ... umm ... two years or so. I always like to point out though that I used to take it back when I was young *sigh*

from such-torture :

definately pre-blonde lohan. she was such a babe as a redhead! though I must admit the blonde has grown on me, I just don't like the new skin and bones look too much. ): how about you? also, username: ruth - pass: kru. there hasn't been a lot of updating in this diary, I mostly use it to keep track of friends, but I'm working on a new layout and with it will come updates. (:

from momma-at-17 :

Hi I clicked on your banner and now I'm adding you! I hope you don't mind!

from oddsfish :

Ohhhhh, I like to think I'm the oddest fish. Leave me to my fantasy world. Actually, I'm not all that odd, really. I'm not even a fish, can you believe it?

from nepenthean :

psst was what sexual? a better note is in order. :)

from minstrelite :

I agree about the banners, but it doesn't look as though I have the power to stop them for running. I'm not real happy about the fact that they're running at this time either.

from wutevabitch :

aww your review site is awesomely funny...how come you stopped reviewing? i woulda loved one :D

from andgirlsays- :

it's all in my diary.

from minstrelite :

Sorry about that. For some reason DiaryLand incorrectly gave me three times the banner views I'd requested, so the banner keeps popping up more often than usual. But that's only part of the problem, the other part is on my end, because I happen to be having personal problems right now. So I'm most comfortable if only a handful of people are reading, so they can give me advice. Once I've resolved the issue, I'll unlock the diary. Sorry you had to go through all that.

from andgirlsays- :

anything. and everything.

from procrasto :

Pick your day in Montreal, Mr Gump. Pick your day. Seeing as Boston only have about 2 players signed - I'm going for a Habs 8-0 sweep. 10 on 2 has to count for something. But when you know you're coming, you let me know. It will be madness.

from dulligirl :

Heh. He was worth it. He was in Toronto and I'm down here in North Carolina. About a 12-14 hour or so drive one way.

from anonymous69 :

hey gumphood.. just wanted to say that your diary/journal is a good laugh and a half, and ya, that just about that sums it up. see ya; "john"

from dulligirl :

I blame our discussion of late of Buffy for my dream about Spike,ya know.

from chillier :

I really liked Devil's Rejects. I've seen House of 1,000 corpses about a million times so I was thinking it would be the same but it really wasn't. It's more about the family (Baby, Captain Spaulding, and Otis) and goes into their past a bit. There are some really good bloody scenes, a lot of Sherri ass shots, and it has a great soundtrack. Good good movie. I'll probably see it again before I buy it on DVD.

from peytonsplace :

Gifted smart.

from dulligirl :

Aww..poor Tara. But yea,evil Willow was the best. Especially her doppleganger. That was a fun episode. Tara was one of those characters that I liked but I always wanted Willow to stay with Oz. I don't know if Sean Green just wanted to leave the show or what but I never really liked the sudden 'Willow is gay' storyline.

from dulligirl :

I watched "Angel" the first year but stopped for a while when they killed off my favorite character,Doyle. To add to my pain, the actual actor committed suicide a couple years aqo. Anyway, I've watched all of the seasons in repeats and picked it up again the last season. For one thing, I love Spike. The finale made me cry. Slay those dragons.

from dulligirl :

You bet I'm a Buffy fan. Especially of seasons 1-3 but I loved'em all anyway. I never got to see Firefly when it was on but the dvds are in Netflix queue. Have you heard of the movie that Joss Whedone has made of Firefly called "Serenity"? Supposed to be a continuation of the story. I think it's coming out in the fall.

from nikki--nikki :

Yes, I want to see your photos. I read your Harry Potter entry just now. Want to make babies? It will be majik. Promise.

from mrgrainger :

mmm, a shame. I liked the name you put at the bottom of your latest entry btw.

from dulligirl :

Yep,played by women. The play was first performed up in NYC..here's a link to a review if you're curious. http://www.mattandben.com/nytimes.html

from mrgrainger :

I'd like to send plastic bags full of liquified ham spam through the post to spammers. Ah, the magic of the post office. Shame I dont think it would work.

from marebear78 :

nope:) We've made out, of course, but nothing that's not PG13. But then, our relationship was never about booty to begin with:)

from mrgrainger :

lol, ok then

from mrgrainger :

jolly good, you agree.

from regurgitated :

The world may never know.

from mangofarmer :

Johnny Damon scares the bajesus outta me.

from imaphatpig :

actually i knew that but i was just trying to make myself more excited about something that was seemingly a wonder of anatomy.

from sarika :

I'm glad you are sorry. I am also sorry you are not as fun as I would like. I suggest you take active steps to do something about it..! x

from sarika :

who says i enjoy your games? Being wise to them makes them less fun! x

from regurgitated :

P.S. I sound like I have an eating disorder.

from regurgitated :

I thought so myself. Nothing like a good hurl to get you started for the day.

from sarika :

gump - i am wise to your games. x

from mrgrainger :

I wouldnt mind doing that myself as it happens, anyway, I'm going away for a few days (3).

from gumphood :

I don't want to fight Danzig.

from wickedcrazy :

I ride the monorail

from anniewaits18 :

yeah, i'm going to consolidate the diaries and just operate out of live journal. i like the "friends only" thinger and i like the weblog look so if i missed anything, i know it right away. awwww...you're concerned! p.s. congrats on your you-know-what.

from sarika :

do you have a problem with my x's mr gump?!!!! argh bombs in london :s scary stuff.. x

from mrgrainger :

I guess not often...sorry but I was just switching between diaryland and a morris minor forum so I was bound to make a mistake sooner or later, - my last message wasnt intended for you. :D :D

from mrgrainger :

how often do you wear a tiara?

from mrgrainger :

lol, it took me a couple of notes (before today) but I figured it. I just like replying.

from sarika :

what do you mean "on me"?! :s and what is this pole vault of which you speak? yay olympics are coming :) x

from sarika :

gump, do ya love me? x

from sarika :

strange how? in london it seemed to have more mega superstar type people. Although as pop music doesn't entirely float my boat i guess it didn't appeal so much in a musical sense. but one cant fail to be impressed by the shows put on...also I only watched the last few performances... x

from blazingstar :

Home is New York. Where's your home?

from marebear78 :

Delocator is awesome. Just awesome.

from blazingstar :

Ok. Also, what's my daddy doing when he lies naked on top of my mommy? He looks angry.

from marebear78 :

Thank you, Gumpy. You always help me understand it all a little bit better. And sorry about the scary doll experience. It's not my fault; that store was here when I got to Chicago:)

from blazingstar :

You can do it. Let's start now: Gump, where do babies come from?

from blazingstar :

I stand corrected.

from marebear78 :

Is the game at Wrigley or US Cellular?

from jesbohn :

"dude", "GUMP"!!!!!... lol what kid of name is "gump"? i feel like i jut got hi-jaked adn put back in teh *~*VICTOIAN*~* era lol!!!!! PSHA! pfft! biotch!!!! (lol)

from marebear78 :

Your message has me feeling right back in 2nd grade. I think you're just jealous:)

from bluemeany :

Dude ... all those Mormons have multiple wives. Kill 'em off and you've got instant prostitutes -- 'cause I bet their men would leave 'em penniless and desperate.

from marebear78 :

Oh yes, my friend, many suggestions. Restaurants: Mystic Celt (good bar, too), Las Tablas, Cafe Babareeba, Silver Cloud. Bars: Johnny O'Hagan, Map Room, Hop Leaf, Irish Oak. These are just a smattering. You guys should check out www.metromix.com, which is a very handy guide to all the bars/restaurants/festivals.

from kittybukkake :

I'm getting comment-spammed to death! Are you getting them too? Hope not.

from bluemeany :

Funny ... I think Grand Theft Auto: Sat Lake City would be kinda fun, too, though.

from marebear78 :

oh, but, Gumpy, he is! My stats don't lie; two computers in the Yamaguchi prefecture are reading my stuff! If you type in "Tokuyama" and "Aeon," you will find my entries, and that is how, I believe, the little guy found me.

from kissmyargyle :

http://anonymoussuperhero.com/kissmyargyle/keriheartssneakers.jpg !!! lemme see yours!

from marebear78 :

I'm sort of a mix. British plus French and Dutch on Dad's side; Irish and German on Mom's. When you say "white African as well," do you mean that you are also a white African?

from kissmyargyle :

the newest are vans. the ones before it are argyle airwalks. absolutely gorgeous. wanna see?

from betchy :

i did get shagged. but not by the date guy.

from marebear78 :

see? now, don't you want to be Gump-sensei?? Eikaiwa employees are hotties!

from marebear78 :

Didn't you find yourself walking a little taller after the man asked, "Please don your hood." ?

from bohemianlife :

Oh god don't even get me started! I am so upset over all this. I just want him to get better. I'm really afraid this might be the end for him, and that does NOT make me happy. Fucking Tino!

from mondocurio :

i like pictures! MORE PICTURES!

from sarika :

so fucking hungover. I think. Are all british people cynical, is that what you meant? I guess. Would make sense :p oodles of love for you mr gump x

from wickedcrazy :

you might want to check your locker. They've been known to fly into those. Tricky bastards.

from wickedcrazy :

Dude, my friend is worried about x y and z. SPACE RATCHET!

from marebear78 :

they rocked, in both senses of the word. but they played "vertigo" at the start and end of the show. hmmmm. not liking that. but still, good times!

from betchy :

well Gump, i'm hopefully not going to continue bleeding from the head forever!!!

from rosedreaming :

I'm not pissed or will let them piss me off. I just don't want to hear any kind of anything. Nothing to make me feel better and no kinds of "i told you soes" I just don't want to hear it.

from marebear78 :

yes, that is one area where the gaijin man will ALWAYS reign supreme!

from marebear78 :

Only 1 year, my friend. That is, unless I fall madly in love with my squat toilet and men of the Asian persuasion........

from dukkha-tanha :

I did a google search and found out there was a character in "Summer School" (which I can't believe you haven't seen, btw!) named Chainsaw. Then I found this site: http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/umq_s018.htm and laughed my ass off to some of these quotes. Have a good weekend! =)

from peytonsplace :

Oh never fear, you aren't far behind me, my friend.

from sanetwin :

No update. Hm. Must be gone having wild bachelor party or locked up from attending a wild bachelor party.

from chillier :

My "cat" had a beak.

from marebear78 :

After I posted, I checked the work voicemail (better late than never!), and those guys had called for my boss just 15 minutes after the interview! The way Big Boss jokingly teased me about talking to them makes me feel total relief. I may just be on my way to Japan!

from bohemianlife :

No shit? Damn I haven't been following it all with 100% attention lately because of school and the fact that I no longer live in the area so I don't get non-stop Yankees tv. Wow...sorry to hear that.

from chillier :

Thanks for your info. Heh. I don't have her address so card, which would be my first choice, is not an option. I love Watertown. I'll have been in WTown 3 years in Sept and it's perfect - Boston is ten minutes away and my office (in Lexington) is a reverse commute so only takes 30 minutes both ways. Rent isn't too bad either.

from sanetwin :

*shudder* the shirt?? Oh please. Really you never know who you're talking to online. Take me, for instance. I'm really a three-hundred pound woman with a mole on my nose. My friends call me Larry.

from bohemianlife :

Well thank you for that. But you don't have to be nice - feel free to brag and rub it in whenever you want!

from blazingstar :

Also, I added a differences between guys and girls part 2, HAPPY NOW?

from blazingstar :

I don't try to avoid being sappy, I just don't get sappy much. Or I didn't until my stupid boyfriend came along. Boys ruin everything.

from blazingstar :

Gasp! You guessed it. If you'd read my diary, you'd know I'm from New York but don't go to school there. Which leaves you with the correct answer. Excellent detective work, my friend.

from peytonsplace :

Are you kidding me? It has its own government.

from blazingstar :

It's not in Boston. Does that help?

from cutie1083 :

I'm okay. Really.

from blazingstar :

Aiiight, I'll give you a clue. It's on the East Coast. Ha, that doesn't help at all.

from blazingstar :

Eh, you wouldn't really be able to judge me intellectually anyway, because everyone here is really smart except me. I'm convinced that I'm the dumbest kid here. So really you'd just be judging everyone else at this school. Feel better?

from blazingstar :

I love college. I wish I could stay here forever and never have to earn a living and do all that boring grown-up stuff. For now I'm keeping the name of my college secret because I'm all paranoid about people I know reading this. Sorry!

from rosedreaming :

thats "hot toddy" babe, and no...thats like "grampa's cure-all" whiskey, lemon, hot tea. no rum involved.

from rosedreaming :

"Oh And if you go to my ACTUAL diary and leave me notes, you are going to move up the list quick. Yeah. I am a plugger. And Finally as a new Note, if you add "Reviewgump" to your buddy list, you will fly to the top." Review me. oh sexy one.

from rosedreaming :

I know I shouldn't, but I do. Regardless

from chillier :

No baby here - just paranoia and vast amounts of wine. And if there is a baby in there then he/she's getting pickled tonight. A jumbo bottle of cabernet awaits!

from ramble-on :

Not quite sure exactly how I found you. I just do random clicks in different profiles. I wish I could remember! =0)

from wicked-sezzy :

since i quite frequently forget that i even HAVE a notes section, I didn't see your note to me until today. If it was from today, then hey, aren't I timely. If not, then here I am explaining why a response took so long. Um, or something. To answer your question, yes I still find your diary quite enjoyable indeed. So sure, I suppose I still love you. But why would I have stopped? Have you been talking smack about me? I admit I don't always catch your updates. If i find out that smack was typed I'll have to lay down some of my own. ~wink~

from chillier :

Be more creative - guess what you think her name MIGHT be and then go from there. Fun!

from marebear78 :

LOL, there does seem to be a lot of "O" books on my list. But I liked "Butterflies" WAY before that broad ever promoted it.

from crapshack :

I defected. But missed the big D, so here I am. Again.

from rosedreaming :

YOU. Fix reviewgump. and then get to reviewing. you bitch.

from liquidhuman :

Woo Hitchhikers!!! My pals and I are going to opening night, and I am going as Zaphod Beeblebrox. Sucks to be the person sitting behind my two heads, mwahaha.

from anita-girl :

Hey! I found you through soverycherry and have gone through various aspects of your diary. Your hilarious so I added you! I look forward to more and more laughs. I am currently locked, but if you want to check me out my user is anita and my password is secret (no it's not a scret it's the word!)

from bbwing :

Why is Going to Reno crazy?

from cutie1083 :

Prostitution...hmm....yeah, I think I'll try that loan thing. Thanks for the note, and congrats on the award :)

from the-pala :

congrats on the award, gumpy. that entry captured the Red Sox win so poignantly, i may just break my "favorite entries" cherry if only i knew how to do so. well done!

from marebear78 :

ugh, arepas are these nasty corn pockets filled with mushed up stuff. smelly!

from chillier :

I think we were invited to an Opening Day party but it was one of those "I think I'm having a party..." situations so I HOPE that's what we do (drinking beer! baseball! dip of all sorts!); currently I'm thinking that the Red Sox are just warming up and adjusting to the new players (who, I believe, are adjusting to the new PRESSURE of being a Red Sock playing the Yankees, versus say playing for St. Louis *cough*) and I really believe they're going to get right back into the swing and kick some ass - someone just told me that right now they're winning so I feel even more justified. Also I think they need Opening Day and rings and ceremonies and they also need to play a team that is not the Yankees just to get things going. *ahem* Horndog Fest 2005 means that it is spring and I am horny and lots of sex is being had, mostly at my insistence. Which is one of the weirdest things about being with a guy - when I was with a girl I thought that guys would be the ones always asking but it seems like I want it way more than he does, which maybe only says something about him. Anyway, it's the weather I think. Finally, and long-windedly, I don't know how fast he has to run the timed 1.5 but he said he thought it was 9 minutes and that's like impossible because that's a under a seven minute mile so he needs to find that out. Either way I'm kind of excited about the project.

from sarika :

wow gump, you always see the bright side somehow. So yes, at least i didnt think i looked like a man...actually, I never asked them if they were gay. They MAY have thought i was a man?! Oh gump, you put ideas into my head and make me so insecure...!! x

from mangofarmer :

Of course Hideki Matsui is hideously ugly. I mean, they do call him Godzilla and all...

from xquzme :

Honey, I have NO idea why my comments aren't working for you. I sat them down and had a stern talking to them which may or may not have included the back of a hairbrush, so I think we're straight now. Try again? I miss you!

from chillier :

Celebrity Fit Club is the best! Daniel Baldwin's psychotic drug freak out? Awesome. VH1 really knows what they're doing. Also, Best Week Ever is good too. But nothing trumps Surreal Life. Nothing.

from elliorange :

Well, 40x4=160. I hadn't been shopping in 2 months, so it basically equals out. ;)

from augustdreams :

Thanks, Gump. That's what hurts the most, I think. The good memories I have of Joe feel tainted because I had no idea that would be the last time I'd spend with him. I'm not angry at him, I just wish so much that I could have known he was hurting. I would have done anything to help. BUT past experience has taught me that this will get better. The good memories will be just GOOD memories again eventually. Have I babbled on long enough now, do you think? Thank you again. And I'd rather be in gay porn!

from lauralgood :

hugs. with people like you in the world it would be very hard for everything to be bad. winks. Laural

from chillier :

You didn't depress me, you just got me thinking about how much more rewarding it can be to rescue a pet from a shelter. I was glad to hear about your cats and dogs and I had that entry kind of saved for a rainy day. Anyway, have a lovely Friday!

from devouredsoul :

hi. i just wanted to drop a note and say "hi" which i just did. i was recently going through my notes page deleting notes and you had left me a note about your dog Elliot... you'd left it for me after an entry I wrote about losing my dog Zoe ... she got hit by a car and died...argh...stupid people. yes...so how are you?

from soverycherry :

I just tried to comment TWICE on your Hootie entry but it's not showing up. Argh. Anyway, what I said was that I like to think that the BK people paid him in sandwiches. Hee hee.

from wickedcrazy :

Arrrrgh.

from jenistar :

Town Spa is maybe 15 minutes from us. Email me at jenistarATgmailDOTcom.

from jenistar :

It's at Campanelli Stadium, Home of the Brockton Rocks--they're doing a 26-city minor league team tour! I'm just on the other side of Stoughton from the "City of Champs" these days.

from jenistar :

And will YOU be at the Bryan Adams/Def Leppard double bill in Brockton on July 6th? I know I will be--might even bring the baby!

from anisettekiss :

Ides of March? Just when I thought you out-nerded yourself... xoxoxoxo

from kornstarch :

Very ironic, Tuesday was in fact the worse day for me this year, false friendship issues, issues with the ex girlfriend. All in all, shitty, but at least Juanita was there, w00t w00t

from bitterhatred :

ides of march.. im more worried about easter man! some huge ass bunny runs around leaving "surprizes" and i dont hear anyone yelling "terrorist..."

from facepunch :

no i like hitting faces. i also inadverdently named my diary after a shitty hardcore band. so do you actually like tom hanks or what.

from jenistar :

My city days ended (quite sadly) for me shortly after the wedding. I "grew up," got married, had a baby, and moved to the suburbs--not necessarily in that order. But a big piece of my heart will always be in JP, and I'm still on the T line, even if it is the commuter rail these days instead of the lovely orange line.

from peytonsplace :

nope, i don't think i want to.

from sarika :

"sarkia" hmph. mr gump likes to rhyme, but sadly it's...a waste of time? x

from liesal1979 :

The profile? what? I'm confused!

from hcatty :

Oops, forgot the fade thing. I likes it too! But can't take credit for it. And can't figure out how they did it either, darnit!

from hcatty :

When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept: Ambition should be made of sterner stuff.

from magpiefaerie :

Short, succinct. Not just a little scary. Are you a serial killer? *checking the shadows*

from rhidundantx2 :

Oh the Ides...my toga is at the cleaners..of ALL the luck...thanks for the note, btw. You can always email me at [email protected]...(((hugs)))

from sarika :

I'm never "gone"..! x

from magpiefaerie :

Beware the Ides of March? Et tu Brute? Should I be watching for people with pointy objects coming at me?

from bohemianlife :

Haha! I heard Johnny Damon is only letting them trim his hair though...and yes, they do need it! I've been pulling for Damon to replace Bernie for awhile now, never actually thought it would be a possibility, but apparently people are talking...we shall see.

from sarika :

what do you mean, around more? x

from bohemianlife :

So how are you feeling about your Sox doing Queer Eye? Have you heard about this? It's supposed to air in June...I can't wait to see it. Oh, and how about the rumors that Mr. Damon could possibly be relocating to center field, Yankee stadium in the future? I personally would welcome him, loved him since Oakland...come on, tell me what you think.

from dooki :

Et tu, Brute? Et tu?

from marebear78 :

Word!! He and Bill Maher help me keep from going insane while Bush is in office, that's for sure.

from purplecigar :

Hey there! Congrats on being a finalist in the diarist awards!!!

from kellbelle :

What's not to love? heh Just kidding! :) Thanks for the nice note.

from razor-vixen :

Yes, 20 minutes of cardio (running, biking etc.) before you start to burn fat. Seems like a long time, I know!

from marebear78 :

Unfortunately, it's a full-time position. I get two subsidized courses out of it and a meager salary to pay rent and put food on the table. Just pray I get a respectable job soon!

from leofire :

...usually. However, that last one about sex myths really made me feel a strange mixture of indigestion, nausea and laughter. Weird.

from blazingstar :

I bet there are gerbils that get sexual pleasure from being shoved up someone's rectum and lit on fire. I mean, why not? Funny diary, mister. I like it.

from not-tuesday :

Well, Wednesdays are better.

from razor-vixen :

I guess I am happy. I will be ecstatic once I get through this hump. Really, I think I will do better once I am past this weight. On a scary note...as of right now your total entries are "666"!

from elliorange :

Actually, this time would hurt him. I don't want to be with someone who does those things. I don't like it. Some guys aren't attracted to 7' chics, and I'm not attracted to dudes who smoke weed. I had a really, really bad experience over New Year's with it, and after that, I honestly just can't take it. If he wants to do it, that's fine. He'll just be doing it without me in his life. Mm hmm. I'm not the girl to give ultimatums, but he already knows how I feel.

from bbwing :

well, woof to you too, my friend.:)

from badbanners :

I will put you in on Monday... so look for it.

from marebear78 :

I think it could be a case of guys liking the idea of me (smart, pretty, fun, etc.), but not liking the reality or having time to be a boyfriend (as in the case of Jose). It's really been a vicious cycle. Sigh.

from dukkha-tanha :

That was kind of funny, but that's where I saw your comment. If we kept doing that, she would probably start to get pissed. But it would be really funny. =)

from rosedreaming :

Hey puddin', thanks for the note.

from jenistar :

Hey--whaddayamean, "out of date?" Just 'cause I've got INXS and the Violent Femmes in my music list? Or is it the fact that I wrote the first part four and a half years ago, when I started writing the diary? Umm...never mind...

from sarika :

it's quite shocking that i am online literally all the time yet i hardly ever update this damned thing. Why was dinguspie excited...? ooh i saw your crazy survey thing where you put myself as most likley to write poetry...hehe. with an x. those are the best. so yeah actually i do still update more frequently on la poetry site but only because i have someone twisting my arm to make me... x

from chicagojo :

Ha ha to the hotel question. I emailed Bethany, and she wasn't writing back fast enough. As soon as I posted it in her comments, I got an email. I've learned how to get what I want with her -- muhahaha.

from elliorange :

A foot. That's disgusting! I'd like it all to melt away, please. Nonetheless, I'm sittin' here sippin' on a strawberry milkshake. It's good.

from gumphood :

Three blind mice. Three Cling Tice. Pee Sow Tay Pun. Leigh Cow Day Fun.

from anisettekiss :

Exploding daggers!? YESSSSSSS. Ah. Mah. Gah. It doesn't get much better than THAT... You're truly outrageous, Gump. Thank you, for that.(And STOP making me want to hump you.) :)

from anisettekiss :

But seriously. My friend and I have gotten into HEATED arguements about Gambit. He says Gambit's stupid because all he does is throw cards. Than I'm all like "ALL he does! All he does is throw cards?! Have you SEEN him? blah blah blah." You get the idea.

from anisettekiss :

EEEEK! You're SUCH a nerd - like me. You are not allowed to say anymore things that make me want to hump you. Got it? Good.

from anisettekiss :

I totally credit the Wolverine poularity to Hugh Jackman and the movie. He was smokin in that leather... and those mutton chops! Forget about it... I will however admit me and my little Bro used to watch the cartoon religiously. I liked Gambit. I thought he was a bad-ass. Wolverine looked like a sissy in his yellow tights, but the movie made me change my mind. :)

from lucretia-21 :

No, we are not still broken up. Five minutes after the fact, I asked if he was serious, so I knew whether I had to kick his ass or not, and he said he was not serious and he was sorry. We're one of those annoying pairs that have a really nasty fight, every couple of months and "break up", then realize within minutes that we can't go without eachother.

from chillier :

Amen to the 11monthanniversary sham. What a waste. We didn't even shower, we had anniversary beers and he made me an anniversary sandwich. Woohoo! Romance rears its ugly head. But the countdown begins...

from lauralgood :

Hugs, you lovely man you. Thank you so much for the kind wish...oh if you take the test that is up in my diary now do send me your results if you don't post them. I would be interested in your outcome. Hugs. Laural

from cindreviews :

Hey sweetheart this is Andreia from Cinderella Reviews. I am very sorry that we did not see the link and I am going to fix that. If you want we can always give you a rereview by someone else... just let me know if you are interested because I think that your diary deserves more points!

from cindreviews :

Your review is up at Cinderella Reviews.

from anisettekiss :

Excellent! I'm so glad I could help!! xoxo Weeeeekend!

from anisettekiss :

Hmmm. Weekend plans. Me and my little brother are gonna hang out watch movies and make fun of our zany parents. ALSO. My ex-boyfriend from years ago, the one I was in love with for like longer than anyone else, called me bacause he broke up with his girl. Hear that? That's the sound of a safe hookup/rebound. Yessss. I mean, we had some really good sex. Now all he has to do is NOT fall in love with me this time. Sounds easy right?? What are you doing this weekend? Why are you feeling so poopie? Wanna know what gets me out of a poopie mood? Saying the word poopie a lot out loud. It's goooood therapy. xoxoxoxoxo Later!!

from nikki--nikki :

What is THIS I see???? YOU LIKE THE MOUNTAIN GOATS???? No one knows the mountain goats!! Oh you, stop becoming more and more my favorite, will you please? Thank you.

from rosedreaming :

Hey pookie! Jessica misses you. Hope your computer is replaced or fixed soon. For me, time with out my computer is time with out a pulse. :-P TTYL!

from elliorange :

Oh. I understand, and I completely agree with you. OH! Now I get it. But, she still needs to try. There are successful married business women out there. Gosh. There has to be. Maybe she talks about it too much without just "letting it happen?" Maybe.

from cutie1083 :

I'm sorry, Gump. I'm just...so lost.

from marebear78 :

I am finishing up my study of the fabulously low-paying field of Higher Education. When I grow up, I want to be president. Of a university, that is (I'm a realist). And you?

from simplify :

you're welcome. surveys are the best thing for killing time. i've been married for almost 12 years.

from lauralgood :

Yes. It is one of the best pop songs written in a long time... L

from chronicling :

friends are people you can call without having to ask first. that is my new definition. perhaps i will petition oxford to add that to the list.

from lauralgood :

hugs, darling. I am really excited by the prospect of teaching. I thank you for your kind words. I am really missing you lately. maybe I will send you an email and tell you so! Laural

from chronicling :

yeah, what can i say, i'm just full of stories. it makes me nauseous to reread that, just because. it took me three tries to spell nauseous. it never takes me three tries. i got the flikr link working. are you still super busy?

from aztlannights :

Viva La Gumphood!

from sexycreature :

Hey, thanks for the complimentary note!

from betchy :

my gut? my gut tells me that all man-kind are trying to drive me crazy! one minute he wants to be friends the next he's acting like i am a goddess. well maybe not quite a goddess, but he is acting interested. its no wonder i am not quite sane.

from dukkha-tanha :

The Pheasant Lane Mall. I was there opening night in 86. And I still have to spend many an afternoon there. I take it you have left the area?

from dukkha-tanha :

Actually, Mandy Moore moved to Florida when she was 6 weeks old. How pathetic that I know that, right? I grew up there, but have since moved across the river. Dracut is almost in my backyard.

from razor-vixen :

HAHA! Gump you're so funny. Hey, you want to know about fighting wrinkles, moisturizing, or blushing naturally, you know the chick to come to!

from dani-lou :

Hey Gump! Thanks for writing. I'm doing good! I'll start writing very soon. ~Dani.

from hate-me- :

Yep it is. Happy V day.

from candoor :

omigosh, it IS contageous through diaryland (hope you are well soon) and may youyr Valentine's Day be full of love, or at least a whole lot of like :)

from lauralgood :

i hope you feel better. hugs. Laural

from thechemister :

Yeah. *sigh* We all miss Carla, do you still talk to her? We use snail-mail, it's slow and unreliable, but it's better than nothing. I was going to do another of your tests (you seem to have written a few dozen) but I am lazy, and I went to watch Queer As Folk, so there goes that. I'll try to read yoru diary, if I can find the time (the stressful life of a year nine underacheiver). See ya. -TC

from rosedreaming :

Yeah, I guess it was intense. I don't really do the whole lyrice entry thing. But this was fitting.

from pumpkinhouse :

I plan on being around full-time now, since gainful employment doesn't appear to be in the cards and my kids know how to dress and feed themselves (for the most part). No more moves, I promise.

from magpiefaerie :

Ah, so what I thought was a cold breath of fear on my neck is really just the wind? That's a relief. I was beginning to feel spooked. Never been good at sneaky, either.

from magpiefaerie :

Hmm .. I always thought stalking was supposed to be much sneakier than that. Pretty overt technique you have there. *grinning*

from cindreviews :

Cinderella Reviews is a brand new review site. So if you would like a review please come and check us out at http://cindreviews.diaryland.com/ . We hope to be hearing from you soon. Thank You!

from anisettekiss :

"You cheering the Eagles on? I think PA hates MA and the P-A-T-S." I am SO excited about the SuperBowl. I have been witht the Eagles for 15 years now and for me, to see them get this far, is just ACES. But personally I don't hate the 'Pats' nor do I hate MA. I respect most people, if not all. I just want to see them lose because that means the Eagles win. You know?

from magpiefaerie :

Oh .. only 18 beers? I am, perhaps just a cheap drunk. After three, sometimes four if I'm feeling feisty, I'd be switching to water. Would probably be entertaining to watch, though.

from lauralgood :

ah...as my favorite herione says: "tomorrow is another day!" and it is saturday so no work, no school...things are looking up already. GO PATRIOTS! Love Laural

from coldandgray :

I just saw the pic of Patrick Swayze dancing with the giant cat. Genius.

from magpiefaerie :

I hadn't stopped by .. but I have now. Following your Superbowl Drinking Rules and Regulations, I will be truly amazed if anyone is left standing by the end of it. Good luck with that inevitable alcohol poisoning. *grin*

from randomlush :

Too bad it was 65 degrees yesterday...and it wasn't parked all the way sideways.

from augustdreams :

Mwa-hahahaha! :D Love ya, Gump.

from cindreviews :

Cinderella Reviews is a brand new review site. So if you would like a review please come and check us out at http://cindreviews.diaryland.com/ . We hope to be hearing from you soon. Thank You!

from augustdreams :

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu F'tagn! ;D

from sarika :

When practicing the future tense, we had to write what we want to do after finishing university. I wrote about my desire to be an astronaut. Because stars are pretty and you get a funky suit, obviously. i love the kung fu polar bear by the way. x

from liesal1979 :

Hey i livein Weston with Betchy! Near to Bristol! England obviously, what about u?

from anisettekiss :

Oh gosh. Please go back and look at my more convivial days. I'm in such a funk right now. And not the fun, polyester kind either.

from anisettekiss :

LOL. Andy is SO much fun to tease. I think he does it on purpose to get a rise out of me. I think he likes it when I bitch. Guys are strange... but yeah, I never really "met" you before, have I? I'm Jenna. Nice to meet you! :)

from rosedreaming :

I thought it was too. So I shared it with everyone.

from cutie1083 :

I'm going to email you tomorrow ;)

from lauralgood :

is that it? i thought i just liked sex way too much. i am unhappy today. i hate dark, cold weather. come summer, come. love laural

from randomlush :

But I thought that's what the cool kids said.

from sanetwin :

I just met a guy vaguely who reminded me of what you would be like in person. And then after we had chatted a bit I told him I was a single mom and he said,"MILF huh?" And I knew he was nothing like you.

from rosedreaming :

Yes, I made a link out of in my text and it is also in my links now at the bottom of my entry. However, some how my html freaked the fuck out and I can't get it to go back. So I'm debugging. If you would like to be reviewed or be a reviewer let me know. I haven't decided if I'm going to take other people on or if this is a review dictatorship. But the name of it is honstyzbrutl. I hate spelling things like that, but diaryland didn't have enough room for me to use correct english.

from the-pala :

dear mr. popular, it takes too goddamn long to load your notes page. stop being so cool. so, you were at that show, eh? was it good? i wasn't there b/c i hate going alone, but i'll be with a couple of diarylanders at the arcade fire show, one of whom you "know" very well (hint: tits!) but i shouldn't say stuff like this.

from the-pala :

who did i pick for the ws? it wasn't easy. cards fan since childhood and sox fan in adulthood, so i did what anyone would do in this situation - flip a coin. and because the cards won in the toss, i rooted for the sox. best decision-making ever. highly recommend it. looking forward to reading more gumpy goodness. your mountain goats entry rocked!

from vickithecute :

Hey, I just had to lock my diary (temporarily, I hope) bcs a coworker of mine got access to it. It's still open to all dlanders though...the user name is vicki and the password is cute

from chronicling :

livid is not enough. NOT. ENOUGH.

from chronicling :

i can't BELIEVE you won't give me a comment.

from pandionna :

Oh, the Metro is definitely a NICE system. It's clean and pleasant to ride--WHEN it's working. It's beset by all kinds of budget woes right now, and there are a lot of service problems. So, for commuters, it's not always reliable if you're on a schedule. Still, I'd rather deal with Metro than drive around here.

from chronicling :

boo; guess who.

from aztlannights :

Viva la gumpa loca!

from onewetleg :

getting locked in your room is pretty bad too. congrats on your victory over that oppressive door. here's to freedom fighting everywhere

from pandionna :

Actually, my date for Monday is 41. Since I'm 38, that puts him in my playgroup.

from moretoknow :

I used to be a bostonite/bostonian/whatever. Kinda. I went for a year, for school, and fell in love with it (not the tuition, the city). It's vitality, it's warmth, and it's weather. Lowly old Colorado could never compare for this girl's heart. And I will once again be there in about two weeks for a vacation, where I plan to visit all the hot spots (my favorite modern art gallery, Mike's Pastries, random tea dens, etc). And again when I graduate college *sigh* I will move back there undoubtedly. With or without a job. For now, though, it's sunny weather, skirts, and Colorado for this gal.

from pharie :

i live in lovely ol rhode island... right smack in the capital... are you in boston?

from pharie :

i would *like* a chance to keep him warm when hes just wearing boots... just a cute name for him because the first thing he ever said to me ws "i cant play pool with you?" i asked why... he said "cause look at the boots your wearing! those are intimidating". so thats that... i do need someone interesting to stick around. it seems the people im dating lately are to busy for me or not busy enough to give me space. that and i keep dating scum bags and they end up with other girls while they are with me... even if its not a committed relationship... id like to e the only girl your banging that day. ya know?

from razor-vixen :

I like going to weddings, but I'm tired of being a bridesmaid. Luckily this is the last time I will have to do that. After this wedding, I will only have one single friend & she won't have a wedding for a while. I would love to have my own wedding, then I can make them pay! haha. And hey, I know you're a popular guy, but your notes page takes too long to load!

from betchy :

i dont know how to put them on my page. i suck at HTML. i need help.

from sanetwin :

hush you or you'll wake up and find me hovering over your bed collecting hair from your pillows....... oooh creepy internet stalker.

from betchy :

Gump, you are most defiantely a Harry-Potter-a-like. but far more handsome x

from liesal1979 :

Well Gee! Don't know what to say...look out for part 3! Take Care xx

from bitterhatred :

thanks man. gotta say im loving yours.

from gothique :

I love your monkey banner! It's hilarious!

from betchy :

prank calling is the best. THE BEST!

from liesal1979 :

Make things easy for them? not sure how to take that! Part 2 is up!

from lauralgood :

hugs. why is it everytime i think i am happy i get sad? loved the prank caller entry. update scott please. my lover has a new york publisher intersted in his book! hugs and love. Laural

from nikki--nikki :

Right now in my mind, I'm giving you high fives and a dollar.

from bluenadia6 :

Dude, Adam hearts "I Heart Huckabees," too! Everybody hearts that movie! And I heart saying "heart" to just about everything in the English language. Aren't hearts swell?

from goingloopy :

Donations are always accepted, but, coming from you, "deposit" is a scary word. And seriously. Good luck with finding a turkey who will do some sexual favors for you.

from kizzykim :

Hey yo, Where's my review? I'm hurt. :( I gave you your own special Secret Phrase to.

from goingloopy :

I don't know why you'd want it, because whatever you would find there is certainly not enough to retire anywhere, including Third World countries. And turkeys are just so last week.

from goingloopy :

...I COULD do a lot of things, including sexual acts with animals, liking tomatoes, and being nice to stupid people...but I don't see any of those happening, so I'm guessing my ATM PIN # will not be revealed, either. :)

from goingloopy :

Awesome...I get to continue being lazy...and I'll probably add you too, because D-land's e-mail is slower than frozen cough syrup.

from gothique :

LOL!! You're talking about the banner with my sock monkeys on it, right? I'm glad you liked it. I'd love to see your banner - the one you mentioned in your note. :o)

from samanthaphi :

I'm not an economist, although I play one on T.V. Kidding. I'm an architect who's just very curious. I want to know everything before I die. Are you an economist? If so, you have a surprisingly good sense of humor. Not to stereotype, but if the pocket protector fits...

from kristintracy :

i don't have comments on my diary, because some people are just stuipd and were saying mean things about my friends, which i cannot abide. however. comments from my fellow diarylanders are always welcome. glad you liked the entry. gay bars are hilarious.

from sanetwin :

Yes... I do like this diary thing as well.

from sarika :

yo mr gump. im good thankyou. You'd think after failing a test I might actually do some work though. Apparently not. Ah well. Sitting here listening to some hard-to-find mp3's taken from a demo that isnt released yet. woop. love having well connected friends, who befriended the dude who runs the record label website...woah. email is magical. Ive been watching sex and the city yet again. I think i'll have watched all of series 1 by the end of the week. isnt that shocking? Wind is howling live never before. If it wasnt so dark i bet the trees would nearly be falling over. It's 1am. Might make some herbal tea. I am in an interesting place, where not much can get to be because i let it all go. which is great. its a happy place. and how are you mr gump? x

from aliop33 :

Hey, sorry it's been so long. just started a new job and i'm really busy, but I am ready to start writing again...I will let you know when i update my friend. hope all is going well in the north...

from randomlush :

Yeah, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt. Either way, you'd remember it and I'd wake up with a massive migraine thinking gump who? Anyway, I live in the bay area, about an hour away from San Francisco.

from lauralgood :

hugs i know you did! I am excited! Laural

from mangofarmer :

I think, for me, Really Broke entails opening up yet another credit card account because your others are almost maxed out and you're a gazillion dollars in debt anyway but you're too lazy to get an actual job. Or something.

from razor-vixen :

I guess....my last year's resolution was to lose weight, which I suppose I did! Not as much as I wanted, but I'll get the rest this year.

from betchy :

first, happy new year. second, i know its not really my fault, i just feel like i may have been able to do something to prevent it. third, if everything changes to much and you dont like it, you come here to live with me. ok?

from kellbelle :

The pleasure is all mine :) Happy New Year!

from candoor :

happy new year :)

from rosedreaming :

I was reading your profile and I wanted to let you know that I don't own the Crash albumn...I own no Dave Matthew's Band. I prefer Danzig. Although I'm a fan of some ppl from your town; the Dropkick Murphys and the Dresden Dolls....I wanna live in Boston *cries*

from irishblueyes :

ok so i'm not THAT sick! but i do have a hacking cough, a cloudy head, barely any ability to breathe out of my nose and lots of aches and pains....but thanks for the well wishes sweetie!

from nubian-angel :

thank you ^___^ i like your site, i love the transitions

from incogneat-o :

never really stopped, just took a few days to move everything. like everyone else, my entries around the holidays are sparse at best.

from incogneat-o :

i'm here now.

from betchy :

hello Gump. just wanted to stop by and wish you a very merry christmas. i am very glad that we are d-land buddies. lots of festive love and hugs coming to you from across the pond xxx

from dumfuzzled5 :

Hey gump, I finally decided to check my diary and saw your note you left in my chatterbox.. I dont quite know where I'm moving. Stuff happenin with my family and with my guy friend. So when I'm finally legal, I'm gonna get a place of my own *providing I have the job I should get* and try and get him to go to a college around me. Hell, even my college. But yeah, I have to see how things will turn out. I could be moving to NC.. who knows? Woah, this is long so I'm going to cut this short before it gets longer! ~Nessa

from sanetwin :

Hey scary boy. Listen to this: the kid swore she saw a ghost hiding in the snow today. And this was after our ghost convo's. EEEEK.... creepy child. And have you seen the previews for the new horror movie "The Darkness". http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=info&id=1808411833&intl=us

from leofire :

Queen of dorky here--nice to meet you. Thx for letting me know, I'll probably update the link now. I hadn't been updating my diary and just started to again the past week or so.

from leofire :

I am aware and read her diary all the time. It has a link to her current diary on that page--am I doing something dorky?

from cutie1083 :

Hey, my brother asked me to ask you if you know an invincibility code that isn't temporary.

from cutie1083 :

THANKS *hug*

from sarika :

ahh surely you mean Johan, the swedish boy from Jakarta! Standing next to me in the bottom photo. x

from augustdreams :

Awww, thank you. Woodstock's honored and she'd go out for a drink with you anytime. (She likes water with two drops of vitamin C - no ice! ;D)

from sarika :

lol. which "hottie" do you mean? x

from stupidshit :

Nah man kitty aint my type. Shes cool in her own way though.

from wickedcrazy :

I was hoping that you would. How sad is it that I am excited to read it?

from peytonsplace :

i replied to your e-mail in case you dont get it for some reason.

from wickedcrazy :

oh crap Gumpy. I just read your review. I wonder if the irony police have arrested her yet for her Errors paragraph. Brilliant!!

from wickedcrazy :

teach my breasts. sheesh.

from wickedcrazy :

Ha ha, just saw the comments in your profile! I forgot all about Mulholland Dr. I'm going to have to watch it again since this now maybe my only claim to fame. I should my breasts to sign autographs and sell them on ebay.

from pharie :

im glad you like el trailero. i think its badass. you asked about my interesting x-mas plans: 1) pretend its not christmas 2) give out christmas presesnts i was forced to buy. 3) eat a not so christmas dinner 4) go to work and play up the fact that its christmas and im working to give booze to the alcohol lovers of providence, RI. 5) drink and be merry. you?

from peytonsplace :

hey, did you get my e-mails?

from rosedreaming :

exactly waht i sasis..go get pretty. an effort in prettification.

from rapidreview :

Hey, your review is done! thanks for requesting one! I would prefer that you not review my review since I am not really requesting it, but do as you wish. Thanks again!

from xquzme :

thanks for your help -- I got everything to show up but the link doesn't work. Here's exactly what I put in: <href="http://gumphood.diaryland.com"> Gumphood is totally HOT</a> What'd I do wrong? =(

from sixweasels :

I actually got a graduation cake with "get a job" written on it from my mother, so that cracked me up. And funeral cakes? Ick ... funeral beer maybe ...

from sarika :

yo yo. i can't do pics, but i cheat a little. rate what? confused. and hope you dont mind me ripping some origional-gump-emotions for my entry. hehe. x

from kristintracy :

no, it's true. i am not harmless. not at all. but i think i'm more like a venus flytrap than a beatrap, i think. or perhaps one of those pitcher plants...

from maggitha :

Sexual escapades, huh. Buckle up, theres a bumpy ride...actually that was almost like a pun...

from retailharlot :

Well, in theory it would be "did grandma have sex with a goat?" but that would imply some level of closeness or that I had ever even met the woman. She died when I was a toddler, and I hear that she wasn't exactly a huge loss for humanity. Heh.

from elliorange :

I have lots of cute ornaments! My life revolves around cute things. :) And, I am pretty excited about gettin' a 4.0 this semester. Thanks ya. So, sit on Elli's lap, and tell me what you want for Christmas. :oP

from betchy :

yeah get one! it was ok, they will probably love you. review sites tend to hate me, and this is a nice one, and they still moaned about my daylogging. but like i said, i have no feelings. i am part woman part robot. you will get a great review. review sites love you best x

from hamiltonian :

bah humbug!

from cutie1083 :

I do feel better...I think I'm finally getting over whatever I was going through. *hug*

from rhidundantx2 :

Well...my name is Rhiannen. Everyone calls me Rhi...for short (lazy people, I tell ya) All my life people have used my name to make fun...example " Hey, Rhi-tard" or " You're Rhi-diculous!" etc. Because I tend to be a bit redundant (*gasp* RHI-dundant) I used that as my journal name and the X2 is (times two) meaning SUPER REDUNDANT. Whoa, that was deeper than it should have been. Actually, it appears that I just discovered that I have some sort of rambling super-power. Neato. Thanks!

from nikki--nikki :

You most certainly didn't disappoint-- You, mister, have a most excellent journal. And no, I don't really read random journals, I kinda read the ones of people I know, and write my own journal as a way to keep in touch with friends everywhere. It was great of you to stop by, and I'll continue to read your journal.... By the way? The christmas song thing? I wanted to make out with my screen. That was too funny!

from sanetwin :

Gump - I watched "forrest gump" today and thought of you. I wonder - do you run really fast? Do you like chocolates?

from less-than3 :

yay for minions! :) i am curious, though...how is 5 less than 3?

from lauralgood :

shrugs..things are interesting. How are things with you? Love L

from timetrials78 :

why do you say I am smart?

from retailharlot :

yeah, actually they do. it's quite pathetic. i don't really mind people making judgments about me, which is the thing that most disclaimers attack. it's not easy being green, yo.

from maggitha :

Doggie-stle, magnificent. I'll assume you like to work hard, play hard :)

from doc-sarvis :

Someday we will have the technology to do extra big caps...but until then...all we can do is hope...and pray.

from retailharlot :

only the chinchilla knows

from kaybiff :

Three ingredients: fluff, uncertainty, and sarcasm. What I want for Christmas: more fluff. And this reminds me that I want to send you something, something being delicous baked goods. This means I need an address of where they will be delievered to you, or a place where you can pick them up. (I promise not to stalk you--openly.)

from candora :

about a million years ago, or maybe last month, you asked if I was Amy... no, I am not Amy... I was, like the song says, once in love with Amy and felt we were one person, but we were actually two people (that became extruciatingly evident the day we parted, but that was, as the song goes, another time... a long long time ago)... thanks for asking though, for it shows you stumbled into my web world somehow and even if it was just for a moment, I appreciate it, especially because I respect you and enjoy our writing when I remember to come around and read... I hope your arm feels better and you are a happy gump today, for you deserve happy good feelings... and be careful scratching under your cast, ok?

from razor-vixen :

500 doesn't really feel much different from 400. Just a lot more boringness out there!

from rkwj1 :

Great list. I totaly agree about Elmo, He is like a Red, whimp ass version of Grover. Good stuff man. Later,ROB

from maggitha :

REMEMBER: Lobsters, aren't your friend when they pinch. Long time no message (the iratelobster chick) so I decided to leave you one. I've moved...I'm now at maggitha.diaryland.com. Tis a brand new website, so whatever. It's in the making.

from pandionna :

Did you not like the beagle puppy butts? :::looks at you wide-eyed:::

from razor-vixen :

That depends. I'm assuming money is no object. If I was thinner & had a hot man, I'd go somewhere exotic & tropical like Tahiti. Otherwise, I'd see if one of my friends could take a week off work & we'd go to France or something (but only to stay in the best hotels! I'm not into the "backpacking across Europe" thing).

from betchy :

well Gump, i happen to love those too!

from emiline220 :

Sorry I haven't been around lately! I'm not missing, I've just basically moved to my own domain www.leftunspoken.net. I'm still around diaryland, though, and I'll probably still post on my diary, just not as much.

from peytonsplace :

I'm not messing with you. That's your game. I'm honestly asking if you think it's funny, or if you think it's not. Give a laboring sista a break.

from excentrique :

you are a prince and your pops (the king of all cosmos) and your mother the queen have somehow managed to knock all of the stars out of the sky ( you kinda get the feeling they were screwing and did that). anyway, your job as the prince is to replace the stars by taking a giant sticky ball and rolling up everyday objects like thumbtacks, gum things like that, when you have managed to get a fair amount of thingmes stuck on the ball you go to another level and are able to pick up bigger objects. there is a time limit and if you reach the goal of getting enough crap on the ball the king comes to you and wisks you off on his royal rainbow and throws the objects with crap, people and sometimes even buildings and throws them into the sky to make a star. that's basically how it goes. go play!

from betchy :

Believe me i would love to write about it. i would love to write about how my life is being made hell, and i am a nervous wreck, and they are threatening me with the police just because of my d-land diary. i would love to let everyone know what spiteful people they are, but dont want to add any more fuel to the fire. so i am just not writing about it at all. maybe when this all blows over i will let veryone know the hell i am going through at the mo, but right now, to be perfectly honest i am too scared to write any more than i have.

from peytonsplace :

Which part? That is it funny, or you can make it be funny? I'm so confrused.

from pandionna :

Thanks, Buppie. I'm not sure how often I'm going to write, but I'm going to try to make it good when I do. I might go for quality over quantity. Really not sure, though.

from cutie1083 :

Sometimes they're ok; but most of the time I'm like, "okay, can I get drunk and go home now?" Maybe they bug me now b/c I never wanted to get married and now suddenly the idea is in my head and I think, "what if I never have that?" I dunno, I'm weird.

from sarika :

thats because i'm uber mediocre....hehe. x

from cutie1083 :

Hey, I hope you feel better soon, gump. *hug* If you need anything, let me know ;)

from sanetwin :

you finally get what? Me or my username.

from betchy :

oh thank god! i was almost in tears! please dont be down Gump, we all love you!

from sanetwin :

Hey gump. I'm sorry you are feeling down! I hope this week brings better moods for you.

from betchy :

gump! you deleted me from your buddy list! i am so sad :( i cannot believe it. oh, and did you like England when you visited?

from cutie1083 :

Happy Thanksgiving, Gump. Thanks for being my friend.

from sanetwin :

Hey gimpy gumpy. I wanted to let you know I'm thankful that I met you here on Diaryland. Thanks for your humor, and for being the epitome of the perfect man :). Happy Thanksgiving.

from cutie1083 :

*hug* I hope you feel better, sweetie *hug*

from bbwing :

(11/24/04) Um.. him with someone new by new years? Eh, doubtable. I'm thinking this girl will a)get tired of his shenanigans and dump him, leaving him single until.. eh.. some other dumb girl comes along (which would probably be like.. february) or b)continue to be a dumb gitl and accept his excuses for at least another month.

from hamiltonian :

gobble gobble

from randompoetry :

the heat is on? confused. x

from lauralgood :

and at best? hehe. Hugs.

from vickithecute :

I don't know who's stalking who anymore....first Nire said she was going to stalk me, then she said she was going to stalk you, now you turn on up Nire's LJ while I'm stalking her. Where will this madness end?

from irishblueyes :

in regards to your 'dude your template?' note...i'm not sure what you're asking. if you caught the diary at the time when i had the diaryland template it's cause i was changing it, if you're asking what happened to the old one, i scrapped it, and if you're asking if i made this one, then yes...i think that covers it!

from vickithecute :

HEY! I just discovered you're stalking Nire's LJ....she's supposed to be stalking you! WTF?!

from cutie1083 :

About your note: huh? About today: I sent you something in the mail. Just keep an eye out for it ;)

from starke- :

I don't think I can explain what it is about words. They are beautiful, they are perfect, they are so orderly and organized. They are melodic. They create. Different handwriting gives them different personalities. They are just amazing. :)

from mondocurio :

I come back to DLand after months of being away and find that you've broken your arm... WOW...how long does the cast stay on?

from lauralgood :

thanks gumpy...you try to have a good one too. hugs from me to you.

from vickithecute :

AIEIEIEIE!!!! Are you TRYING to make my head explode?!?!? i! i! i! i!

from vickithecute :

Wellll...to answer your question I plan on telling the tale of how I got my name some day soon, so stay tuned - Vicki (with an i)

from dramoth :

newsflash: wanting all of one people dead would be what Hitler was/did. Americans (as in champions of freedom, human rights, individual liberty) don't like Hitler, or what he did. Just because it is a different people than what Hitler did (Arabs in the NearEast rather than Jews in Europe) does not alter the fact that the idea of 'making all Arabs dead' is NOT a good idea, NOR a moral one. jeezus.

from sarika :

woo i just randomly checked my notes. And who has left me a note? why it's mr gump! and when did he leave this note? who knows. Nevermind. I am well thank you. My mother dearest arrived back in the country today after having her heart bypass so I be off home tomorrow to spend the weekend with her. Unfortunately I have a very lame essay to do. It's 9pm, and am i even half way through? about. maybe. anyways. it's not enough. Plan is not to sleep till it's done. And what am I doing? Procrastinating and writing diary entries about music. And leaving you notes. Damn this crazy university thing...surely they don't expect us to work.... x

from sassers :

I say keep the painkillers close at hand. Or close at broken arm, in this case. You can always come to my dorm room and I can amuse you.

from sassers :

hi.

from banefulvenus :

sorry to hear abooooot the broken arm. Hope you are back to normal soon.

from soul-glimpse :

don't forget to let us know what the doctor says, gimp.

from lauralgood :

no my friend, they are not empty...say the word? i have some pretty ones...smiles. Heal soon!

from soul-glimpse :

my face already hurts. from laughing at your gimp self. oh look, the giggling has begun again!

from soul-glimpse :

so does that mean gump the gimp isn't funny?

from cutie1083 :

Everything's fine. I emailed you ;)

from carla-star :

eight hundred and ninety nine million, six hundred and fourty seven thousand, two hundred and thirty four! And thanks for asking! :D

from randomlush :

36! The whole washing my hands thing slowed me down a bit. Do I start over if I puke or is it game set match?

from randomlush :

Hahahahaha DEAL!

from lauralgood :

dogs are hard to understand sometimes. but much easier than people for me. Hugs and love. Laural

from randomlush :

Hey! I happened to notice that we read some of the same diaries so I decided to check yours out. After reading your different dildo scenarios I decided that you're definitely someone I would enjoy reading. So I added you to my favs.

from soul-glimpse :

you better read my email and write back, beeotch. and i do love it. oh how i love it!

from peytonsplace :

It means that drugs are good, especially when one is in labor and in pain.

from elliorange :

Ya know, the semester in general is going okay. I just have exams constantly. It was like that in music, as well, though. So, all in all, I basically just hate wakin' up at the crack.ass.of.dawn. Oh yeah.

from betchy :

i think she was just an old slapper!

from betchy :

i think she was just an old slapper!

from betchy :

i think she was just an old slapper!

from wicked-sezzy :

we live close? are you in DC? Hmmm....You know, I actually don't usually talk about politics either. I've just been all drawn in lately. Uhg. I'm going to go write a silly entry this second, about pumpkin pie as it relates to getting good sex.

from liquidhuman :

Ah yes! I forgot about the 2 term rule! That's brilliant! Canada needs something like that because we get stuck with morons for yeeeeears.

from sammybob24 :

Two notes seem to be the trend, so I have to ask why it surprises you that we don't talk more?

from sammybob24 :

Idiot you are not, I always enjoy making new friends. I can promise that I will be exciting, but if you'd like to e-mail me, here is my address: [email protected]. Cheers!

from lauralgood :

smiles gumpy. Love laural

from peytonsplace :

Because you forget about me. :( But I'm leaving now to see how much bigger this child in my womb has gotten.

from peytonsplace :

Where do you come up with those profile quotes? Too much time, boy, too much time.

from peytonsplace :

That's a hard one. I'm typically not a political person, so I know I don't know enough to really answer the question. I feel something had to be done. I know people argue that Hussain wasn't really linked to the attacks in NY. I'm glad he is now in custody. I feel that even if we didn't find technical Weapons of Mass Destruction, that he was killing innocents and that is destruction enough for me. I also belief though that the war was gone about the wrong way and that's what pissed so many people off. So, I guess it boils down to yes and no. ha, what an answer.

from jesbohn :

: ) I was wondering why you weren't updating. Then I saw that i had gunphood down, not guMphood. ::blush:: How lame indeed.

from pornoviolent :

GAY

from betchy :

its in between my buddy list and my buttons, its blue, and says a pom with panache at the top. then at the bottom it says "click to join my list". go on gump, you know you want to!

from hamiltonian :

vote for gumphhod ok?

from peytonsplace :

What name? Vagina? ha

from aliop33 :

well, i've been absent a while cause i'm still not working, but it doesn't mean i've forgotten about you and the Red Sox! I just wanted to say Congratulations on the Series and to tell you that your guys kicked ass against my Yankees. I'm so glad that the alleged curse has been lifted. Hope all is well and i'm sure i'll be back once i get a job.

from arletterocks :

Uh ... sure, that, like, totally made sense. I would worry about that, since I've only had three hours of sleep and the walls are starting to go a little swirly.

from arletterocks :

And now I'm here. And your bookshelf has Irving, Heller and Coupland on it, so I might stay.

from sanetwin :

Oh ha ha ha. Okay so I got googled from this comments section of yours: http://gumphood.diaryland.com/comments/1096655184.html, and it wasn't until that happened that I realized that someone else had posted under my fucking user name. That wasn't even me!! I mean, c'mon don't I usually post under Betty?! And Would I even leave a note like that to you?! Ha ha ha. Okay yeah thought I'd just point that out that I never even noticed until today that someone had done that.

from liviasgarden :

You're very welcome :)

from lauralgood :

darling, i would say that it has not been done YET. not that it can not be done...and math is as good as any to have faith in...hugs. laural

from betchy :

oooh gump, thats a tricky one. i like both for different reasons. i like getting notes from people that i already read because it feels like hearing from friends, and i do like notes. but i like being added because i like communicating with new people, and i always wonder how they found me and stuff. i like it all really. as i have said many times, i am an attention whore.

from cutie1083 :

Thanks. *hug* I'm 21. Woo-hoo.

from lauralgood :

these types of questions always make me feel inadequate but after a bit of thought this is what i came up with...i would like to know your take as you are both the philosopher and mathematitian in this friendship... Does math equal logic? I feel that at the very least they definently are 'subsets' of one another, in my opinion, without one there can not be the other. without logic, and it follows without math, there would be no world. At all. This is a rather frightening implication to me. Everything in nature has a mathematical base...everything has a logical beginning. now for me it becomes hard when you realize that just because everything is logical and mathematical it does not mean that one can ascertain the beginning nor logic of it. I am trying to balance the logical and spiritual at this time and am having a hard time of it. It was a wonderful question though i dont know if i explained my idea of it clearly. Hugs you. Laural

from pharie :

what a weiner i am... i have been checking to see if you updated on my little buddy list and i had your name spelled wrong. =) genius i am. so i caught up. im glad i got to.

from razor-vixen :

Hey, apparently our dollar is doing so well because yours is in the toilet! Our dollar is worth over 80 cents of a U.S. dollar....so that means you can buy one dollar at the bank for $1.25 or so. Go figure.

from lauralgood :

love, a friend sent this to me and I thought you might find it nice: http://void.lbstone.com/EXZHOJLGTO/ah_lamour.asf

from leiden :

Very cool! Haha�have you read the "Bell Curve"? I hate those guys! I really want to take a class on econometrics, but I don�t have enough GRA money to pick up the extra credit hours. So are you still working with numbers?

from leiden :

I am going for statistics...what were you studying?

from greenhmstr :

um actually its neither. my favorite color is green, and i use to have alot of hamsters.

from sanetwin :

you couldn't spell his name right even if you weren't scared *sticks tongue out and runs away*

from sanetwin :

Cardinals won last night. See you in the world series buddy.

from lasvegasliz :

Whatever, dude.

from kaybiff :

Again, I bet your pants are soiled. They made history with being the first team to come back from a three behind thing thing (a real baseball techni-geek right here, uh huh--word). Yayness! Hopefully they won't blow it!

from irishblueyes :

That's terrible. And you know I'm sensitive about that too, you know Giambi is my guy. I mean I can handle the "gay-rod" chants and what not, that's all in good natured fun I suppose, but when they start saying honest to goodness personal insults about people, that's where you have to draw the line. Say, let's hope we get a game UNDER 5 HOURS tonight, huh? Good Luck and may the best men win. And of course by the best I mean us!

from greentealeaf :

of course not. it's a badge of happiness. even if it were false.

from cutie1083 :

I was going to get the phoenix on my back, but then I decided to get that tattoo for christmas, so now I'm getting a scorpion on my ankle b/c my bf and I are both scorpios.

from cutie1083 :

oh, hey, I wanna join your frat too. I'm practically a boy anyway, so I'd fit right in.

from cutie1083 :

My mom and I haven't really argued since the tattoo argument; and that was a while ago. Right now, I think I'm just lonely. BF is MIA. So my heart wants to hurt a little, but I'm too busy to even think about any of it.

from betchy :

ye ha, i've always wanted to be in a frat. well a sorority actually, but i think i would prefer a frat. there seems to be more drinking involved, and being the only girl in the house would probably get me a lot of sex. am i right?

from betchy :

can i join your frat?

from hamiltonian :

I linked your gump ass.

from peytonsplace :

You smell like a drunken econ grad. and you respond to e-mails like one too.

from onewetleg :

its really too bad about the spoo. it was a crazy roller coaster ride and i enjoyed it immensely. too bad they don't give out awards for sickest diary, eh? you are the only one to comment on the spoo's demise, btw. thanks for caring. love, jj

from cutie1083 :

I hope you were joking, otherwise :P

from red-wine :

I wish them all the best, truly. However I wasn't raised around baseball and don't get all the furor. And yes, I am 100% aware that I may be the only person in the greater Boston area who isn't foaming at the mouth. It's lonely out here.

from hamiltonian :

I understand your baseball pain. When the Astros lost to the Mets in 1986 I went fucking nuts. Never watched another game and never will.

from pantybrains :

gump, yes i am still living in boston. why do you ask?

from cutie1083 :

lol, NO, I did not.

from tuftscheer05 :

Yeah school is fun. I'm sad I'm graduating soon. I like Hotung the best I'd say which is in the Campus Center. It's the only place on campus that has ESPN. So I spend a lot of time there, lol. Trot is amazing and I'm sure he will do something soon. He has to or I'll cry, lol. They all better start doing something and soon. Time is of the essence! I think they will do ok though. I got my friend tix to tomorrow's game so my act of kindness will bring them good karma hopefully. :-)

from amethyst- :

davis square is pretty cool. i've only actually been there once and i got lost but it was a fun night! i'm from western connecticut, a town called southbury, about 30 minutes from the border of new york state. so i'm not close to windsor or weathersfield but it's so gorgeous there this time of year.

from amethyst- :

well i'm actually not too into the sox. sorry! i'm originally from connecticut too so my father and boyfriend are both yankees fans. so i try to stay otu of the whole mess. haha. but i do love boston dearly. it's a great city. what area do you live in?

from red-wine :

Yep, still in the 'hood. Actually, shacking up with Bathtubmary.

from amethyst- :

yeah, i live in chestnut hill now though. why do you ask?

from bathtubmary :

hi mr. gumphood. yep, still here, in somerville to be specific. i have been a sox fan since birth and i am well acquainted with sox-related pain. last night was rough, but i still believe. i always believe. xo, d

from procrasto :

OK.. we (Karma Productions) have put the show on 3 times. I have always been technical director, and last year introduced the show. This year I am playing Eddie and Dr Scott. So I have to sing and dance. See??

from lealoo :

My LJ id is also LeaLoo, but that's where I've been putting all my wedding planning stuff. Nothing too interesting.

from hamiltonian :

Wir werden die Welt regieren!

from hamiltonian :

PUBLIUS/GUMP 2004!

from hamiltonian :

Gump... how about joining me and running for President of Diaryland the next four years? Together we can rule this site as Moe & Curly would. I need a VP... your it. Why am i asking you? Bah... Your chosen.

from betchy :

i am well thank you my little gump, and have also been out for a few days. but am back now. how are you diddling?

from datchery :

How many fucking notes do you have here? Count them, Datchery commands it.

from cutie1083 :

*Tries to think of something to say...* Oh, fuck it. *hug*

from bedawang :

...and thusly continues the dave-matthews-bashing debate... :) you asked my favorite musician? tom waits. a man who defies description and who requires no justification or explanation. as for others i deem worthy of mention? check out my profile, cos i'm too lazy to type them in here.

from sanetwin :

Days later and no return email. I have bored you. And now you are leaving town. Sigh. I'm broken hearted. Seriously. Stop laughing really I am.

from emiline220 :

If you like The Sims then you will like The Sims 2. It is a lot better. It looks better, there are even more and better character interactions and interactions with objects. The building mode is a lot more detailed and realistic. The build a character mode is really extensive, you can make a sim that looks exactly like you. Also, they have a completely new feature that gives your sims aspirations and fears, which helps propel the game forward. You get points for every want that is fulfilled (Eat a sandwich, have sex, make a friend, etc. Some are detailed, while others are general.) You lose points if a fear is fulfilled (Fire, robbery, have a party, etc.) The points you get can be used to buy reward items that I think are pretty stupid, actually. But I just like having the aspirations because it makes if feel like you are actaully playing toward something in the end. Plus the sims age, from baby to toddler to kid to teen to adult to old people, so again it makes you feel like you are playing toward something and not just playing endlessly. I think this game is almost more addicting than the first one and that's pretty hard since the first one was damn addicting.

from sanetwin :

What in the world are : polinomials

from jesbohn :

ok, update for you. Also, one in the works. : ) gump pump lump fump. Ya heard?!?

from betchy :

I apologise for mistakenly thinking you left me the note about the cost of the cafe. i think i was still in shock about he price and had my buddies mixed up.

from betchy :

I apologise for mistakenly thinking you left me the note about the cost of the cafe. i think i was still in shock about he price and had my buddies mixed up.

from leiden :

That stupid archive page�grr arrg!! I don�t know what to do with it at this point as it�s totally screwed up. Anyway, all you need to do is hit bite back and it will take you to most of my old entries, except those from my old web blog. That�s very cool that you are a J.R.R.T. fan! The greatest books ever written!!

from leiden :

I know I am going against the norm here, but I would have to say season 1 was my least favorite and season 7 was my favorite. I just love how Buffy the series evolved. As far as Angel, I think season 4 was the worst, and season 5 was the best. What about you?

from kaybiff :

I meant "suck an egg". Oh, fiddle sticks.

from kaybiff :

Dude, you're telling me. I just wanted to stab everyone in the face. And their driving is insane. I swear, that city should be burned down and buried. And they can go such an egg about their Eagles damnit. I don't care if they haven been beaten yet. They're going to lose anyway. They are disappointing just like your damn city...I'm ranting now. Sorry. *cry*

from sanetwin :

I was hoping for a quick ummm lesson in Cardinals baseball. It seems the two guys I am dating (yeah two) are BOTH in to the Cards and I sit there with a dumb expression on my face and know nothing about what they are talking about. Am I emailing you!?! You never replied to my last one. *sniffles* weeks ago. Seriously. Okay so maybe just a few days ago.

from sanetwin :

*grins* Oh yeah, I think I like the new line up. Okay, I will admit I know jack shit about baseball though. BTW, do you like the Cardinals??

from betchy :

there are a few good looking english guys, but if watch our soaps and then watch american soaps there is no contest lookswise. i dont know the centre of london that well, but i know the outskirts. my dad lives there. and yes i agree, 3.50 is rape!

from soul-glimpse :

your notes make me want to throw up. and what the hell is a number two starter? are you indicating i'm second best at something? i don't like this, not one bit. gr.

from deathcomes08 :

Hello!!!!!!Your diary kicks ass!

from elliorange :

I get to be the third baseman! You do know that third base is saved for the best player. Oh yeah!

from bbwing :

(9/30/04) I find it HIGHLY unlikely that Trevor will be asking me back. But I guess I'll play along with your hypothetics. I think if Trevor wanted me back, it would depend on the situation if I get back with him or not. But probably not. He'd have to absolutely 100% prove to me that he wants to be with *ME*, and keep proving it to me. I don't know how one would do that in the first place, though. But what made you ask?

from kellbelle :

Only a Gump would know! :)

from peytonsplace :

I know. I just couldn't think of anything funny to write and once the first one came, (ha ha ) I just kept using the same dumb joke over and over.

from betchy :

i had to make a rings page, it was taking forever for my page to download!!!

from augustdreams :

Actually, it IS Florida. Heh. Ah, yes. My sunshine state has become God's hackeysack. My weekend was mostly spent avoiding going outside in the Hurricane. Stupid natural disasters. Always fucking up my social calendar. ;)

from hilseymour :

also, Purplebanana/purplecigar - easily confused. Both purple and phallic.

from hilseymour :

Here is the link http://purplebanana.diaryland.com/040915_54.html - but actually when I went back to get the url, i noticed that she said she "re-posted your comment" from a previous entry "with(out) his permission", so I guess you didn't even know you were part of her Q&A session...well...there's an answer waiting for you!

from hilseymour :

Ok, you didn't know Purplebanana did it. But there is a question from someone calling themselves Gumphood on her list of questions people asked...hmmm, weird. Anyway, everyone copies ideas. I do it all the time. I was just trying to sound clever. Bleagh!

from jesbohn :

gump, i have sent you a response to every email you have sent me. hummm, i suppose i will try again...

from cutie1083 :

Of course it's not you. The person who's pissing me off is an evil asshole, and you, my friend, are cool and un-asshole-y.

from irishblueyes :

The Red Sox sweep us this weekend? Yeah, right...that's gonna happen! Plus I was just informed by hubby that we (meaning the Yanks of course) have officially clinched a playoff birth - so how do you like that? Sorry I don't mean to make fun...it's just so much FUN to make fun!

from colorgrey :

I have to tell you what I have been up to the next time we talk...naughty is relative you see...i find myself being gooder and gooder...hugs.

from lauralgood :

my love...have you listened to Tea for the Tillerman?? I ask you this because that record has some of the best music made from the '70's on it...Just an excellent album...and hey i will do anything my new friend wishes me to do to her...!! hugs. Laural

from cutie1083 :

He lives in Cork. I would love (LOVE) to go. But I'm totally broke and have no time whatsoever, so I guess he'll have to come over here, lol. Bleh, life sucks sometimes.

from sarkasmo :

The surgery hurt a little bit, but no more than I expected. It's been totally worth it, and I'm happy with my progress - more with feeling healthier overall than with the number of pounds I've lost. It's also nice to not feel hungry all the time, which was a big problem back before the surgery. And I think everyone should experience the thrill of finding $250 at least once in their lives.

from betchy :

i am ok gump. thanks for the concern sweetie. i have put another entry up now though, i am feeling better. i was just being a bit silly earlier.

from emiline220 :

Actually, I am just moving across town right now. We're still going to be in the Orlando area for at least another year and maybe longer. But if Brandon gets a job in his industry we will probably have to move across the country to some place like California. I'd really like to move up North though. I don't know of any video game companies up there though.

from not-tuesday :

Of course I still like you, Gumpy. Why wouldn't I?

from lauralgood :

baby if being stable determined if you get into this country i doubt many would be here... and we all know that pop stars are always off...he still should not have been detained! And he was just here in May for gods sake doing a peace rally...hmmm could there be a conection?? hugs. L

from dailyspoo :

i'm glad i could inspire such strong emotion. that's what jounal keeping is about, right? emotion. and complete candor. and spunk. lots and lots of spunk. that's what i like about you, gumph. you got a lot of spunk.

from saphire-rain :

Ah my dear gump. This is just a diary where I have my favourites on, just because the stalker chick was going around and IMing people on my favourites list. So now they're here. My regualar diary is fadedesire (used to be barely-jeri), and the user/pass for fadedesire is u= nomore p= meh .. And lol, no it wasn't a bad note you left :D

from soul-glimpse :

i feel like you're walking on eggshells with what you say to me. or censoring it. or not telling me the entirety of what you want to say b/c you think i don't want to hear it. even if i don't want to hear it, i'd rather at least know someone was honest rather than trying to coddle me. not that i think you're trying to coddle me. do you get it?

from betchy :

it certainly is a terrible situation. but i won't let anything happen to andy when i know he's done nothing wrong. thanks for caring gump x

from soul-glimpse :

i feel fine when i think that people are encouraging me or concerned for me. i feel pretty angry/shitty when i feel like i'm being patronized and getting the "told you so; it's for your own good" speech.

from sanetwin :

Did you get my email about true or false?

from hamiltonian :

Women have given up on me that is...

from hamiltonian :

I gave football up for women and now women have given me. It sucks...

from kornstarch :

lucky bastard....

from xshadowcatx :

LoL. your like one big Knowledge machine, Arent ya? Anyway what you said was true. Toy story was a good movie. I Like the T-Rex. He's Awesome

from sanetwin :

So I was sort of close. I missed some of the dynamics. Have we gotten to the soul part yet :P? lol. Oh and 34C. Yeah I know, not impressive. I usually lose their interest after that.

from kornstarch :

i guess that means you beat me.

from lauralgood :

Thanks for the concern...You make me feel good. I appreciate it a lot. Keep happy. Love L

from excentrique :

lol, ok i've named him Dr. Dre now.

from soul-glimpse :

happy isn't an existence. it's not a permanent thing like people make it out to be. i am fully capable of and experience happiness plenty. experience. it's fleeting. there are always going to be down moments and up moments. there is no "fixing." there's only preparation.

from sanetwin :

hee hee, that of course is barring the guys that come online and AIM you only to say "What size bra do you wear?"

from sanetwin :

I'm going to take a gander at answering it and then ask. I think women prefer this type of interaction because they are too self-conscious. They think that men judge them entirely too much on looks and so on the internet they can be "themselves" without any of the physical trappings. They also feel as if the men they meet here will treat them like real people because there is no sex involved, only emotional connections and intellectual stimulation. Okay now I'll ask - why is it? But at this point, whatever you were going to say will be tainted or changed by what I just said LOL. But tell me. Because seriously I don't know if thats it or not.

from sanetwin :

As long as you weren't just trying to not talk to me . .. lol. The Mastadon was lovely. He remembered to not tear his meat with his teeth and he didn't pick me up and toss me over his shoulder when he wanted us to leave the bar. I'm sorry I didn't get to chat with you though. Its a sad point in my life when I'm on a date and I'm missing my computer.

from cutie1083 :

DUH, I'm a Scorpio. October 25th birthday, remember? And my stepfather MIGHT get a job at the airport. He was working in a hospital but he hated it.

from betchy :

of course i give a shit about YOU gump. just not anybody else. apart from maybe onewetleg. and dooki.

from sanetwin :

Hm. So it ended rather oddly and he disappeared and I sat and felt forlorn and also very confused and and and. . .. Hey, I hope I hadn't said something to offend you or make you not want to talk to me?

from xshadowcatx :

Its sad. But also on the plus side Joss did make buffy And Angel so, I'm assuming some good can come of it.

from excentrique :

lol, i can't believe i put that in there. wait yes i can. He's also pookie, poopie, poop de loop and latino heat.

from betchy :

i. personally, do not give a shit about people in hollywood (or anywhere else for that matter), but because this is such a shit country, a lot of people here like to be sad, and delude themselves that they could fit into the hollywood scene. as if. get in the game!

from xshadowcatx :

Thanks for the note... I think. You're really funny. First person to make me laugh in a long time. I'm liking your sense of humor... and don't forget to get in the game ;) -<3shannon

from soul-glimpse :

things such as?

from soul-glimpse :

a guy who lives in my apartment complex. it's a long bus ride to unc :P

from cutie1083 :

I'm gonna email you :)

from betchy :

he is still in darlington. if you can get hold of a good map of england, its about 400 miles away from weston. and neither of us drive.

from lauralgood :

Surely it does not surprise you that you are correct. Love Laural

from cutie1083 :

Lucky you, lol

from thechemister :

Holy mother of christ, haven't you the pretty little minoin-hood that you seem to so rightly deserve?

from carla-star :

yeah, totally! that would so rock! hehe..she said she wanted publicity!

from carla-star :

visit thechemister.diaryland.com or be eaten alive! The Little People are coming for you right now!

from hamiltonian :

why is that when i think of gump and i also think of gomer and guber?

from carla-star :

hi. can i have the password? my email is [email protected] (this is really random of me. sorry. "no" world be a perfectly perfect answer.)

from cutie1083 :

*hug*

from betchy :

ah a bad boy is someone who has a bit of a mean streak, but girls are still attracted to him. i did like fent, but lately i have found him to be less irrisistable, and more.....irritating! he is very good looking, and i do like him, but he just annoys the tits off of me. and i am noticing it more and more. i think nicki brings out his annoying side!

from whiteshark :

ok, the comments work now. i got the emails letting me know what they said, but they are lost in terms of showing up on D-land

from hamiltonian :

email me

from onyxkiwi :

you are cool because on your review site it says that if i bribe you with a note i will go straight to the top of the pending list so i thought i'd give it a shot. (at least im honest, right?)

from betchy :

i do like to harass the boys! but i dont see why its ridiculous.

from mondocurio :

yo...i had 2 bowls of ice cream tonight! and my family is fine(they are in GA) but people in FL got fucked over! everyone is alive though

from onyxkiwi :

you are cool

from betchy :

username betchy, password crazyhorse. i cant believe you did that gump. i thought you loved me.

from lobsterchick :

Well, you're back in the zone, but it's the dead zone, not auto zone. solly.

from bedawang :

of COURSE i can believe the dm band is rolling in dough... there are *plenty* of stupid people in this world right now who haven't the slightest bit of good taste in music... and they seem to have so much extra cash to throw around on the crap somehow! it's truly a miraculous thing. more crap will inevitably continue to be made so long as there is some poor fool out there willing to pay for it. 'tis one of the golden rules of the universe i'm afraid. :) (in other words... MONEY does NOT equal TALENT)

from karmicenigma :

Thanks, I didn't realize you were visiting my site to begin with. Hense my confusion with the word "still". But regardless, thanks! I think you are pretty damn funny yourself....

from augustdreams :

My diabetic doggy Aph had the headache. Yep, dogs can get headaches too. I had no idea that was possible, either.

from aliop33 :

just wait, we'll be ready with one hand tied behind our backs to whoop the Red Sox butts.

from cutie1083 :

I just wish I knew what exactly it means...I'm so fucked up sometimes.

from bluenadia6 :

Dude, I didn't even bother with "Pluto Nash." If that's the only movie you've seen her in, I guess I'd have to agree with you.

from aliop33 :

oh yeah. you guys are real good at talking, but when it comes down to it, we will win once again and be on top of the world! Yankees rule - didn't you learn that yet?!

from procrasto :

I'm thinking positively. 20% chance there will be a full season. 40% there will be a half a season. I'm going to have to go watch the Verdun Dragons old men seniors diaper league. We don't even have a QMJHL team here...

from elliorange :

Gosh. Your notes page takes forever to load. I friggin' love dial-up. ;) Okay, I meant English - American. I knew what I was talking about, but I usually don't think about what other people will think if they read my diary. So, I changed it from English to American slang. :)

from bedawang :

one fascist dictator at a time, little g-hood. geesh! give an assassin a break, would ya? (and besides, i'd actually consider cheney an *improvement* at this point... yup, you done heard me right!) ps i AM a girl, & yet i do not nor have i ever owned a copy of 'crash'. dave matthews sucks, i'm afraid. didn't anyone tell you? :)

from banefulvenus :

ello ello.... clicked on your banner and loved your site!! :)

from colorgrey :

Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup, They slither wildly as they slip away across the universe Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my open mind, Possessing and caressing me. Jai Guru De Va Om Nothing's gonna change my world, Nothing's gonna change my world

from retailharlot :

Cyber sex is worse, definitely, because the comic possibilities are so wide open that it's impossible to get your cyber-groove on. And, for the record, I am female and do NOT own any Dave Matthews stuff... Though I did once swoon over a guy whose band covered DM.

from soul-glimpse :

you nailed it. any course that includes chaucer (unless it is strictly chaucer) always begins with the older stuff, i think for filler. they don't have enough lit from JUST chaucer's period to make a comprehensive course that wouldn't qualify as some kind of torture under our civil rights specifications. we've already read the battle of malden and the wanderer. after they were translated of course :P nothing will ever compare to having to memorize that crap in high school though... and we had to memorize in the old english too! masochist bastards.

from betchy :

ummmmmm....yeah, we had been drinking a little, but we werent really drunk! oh and by the way, the catburger thing? hilarious. absolutely fooking hilarious. you are a true comedy genius gump x

from sanetwin :

I love you nat? what does that mean??

from betchy :

hahahaha now that WOULD be something!!! i really like the picture of yur friend on your profile, he really reminds me of avid merrion off bo selecta. do you get that in the states? it is hilarious!!!

from lauralgood :

The sun is shining today and that is good. Yes. That is good. miss you. Love Laural

from augustdreams :

Ah, yes. I've found that trails of skittles usually lead a person where they ought not to go! :D

from cutie1083 :

Thanks for the note, lol, and thanks for the nice little friendster testimonial. So very funny and weird.

from carla-star :

..and the one my parents gave me. lol

from betchy :

gump, are you actually going to take your interview honey? it took me ages to think of those questions!!!

from soul-glimpse :

uhm, okay, weirdo. why does it matter when you sent that email? g is not for guy, you girl, and why didn't you just email me back?

from elliorange :

I'm not sure how many semesters I have left. Since I've switched my major, it's keeping me here longer. Ugh. But I try to think of it this way - when I graduated, at least I'll be happy.

from yasemin :

London, you? And it sounds like she was a happy cat :)

from yasemin :

Sorry to hear about your cat.. I woudn't have mentioned anything if I knew... Soz again

from carla-star :

your welcome :D ! I love my name too. tis much better than scumthing!

from herdarlinsin :

LOL! Oh, you're a funny one. [I still like Dave Mathews Band the best.]

from herdarlinsin :

Yes he has, but I'm old. So I liked some of his music. Go figure *shrugs* :)

from lauralgood :

you are a sweetheart, you know? keep happy. Laural

from carla-star :

hihihi! your diary still rocks! have a snickers bar! keep truckin' ~Carla

from sarika :

it means i *should* be thrilled. A level results are the biggest thing in my life so far, until I get a degree, then A levels wont mean as much, and to get AAB means I could have got into pretty much any university in the country. But i guess i just didnt feel anything for some reason. x

from cutie1083 :

Hey, I can't sleep...it's 12:48 a.m. and I'm leaving you a *hug* just because.

from cutie1083 :

lol, They were NOT dirty. I have NOT sent my boyfriend dirty pictures, lol...yet.

from cutie1083 :

Hey, I took some funny/stupid pics today; I'll send 'em your way tomorrow if you want, lol

from cutie1083 :

The boy and I are great. I am happier, I think...probably b/c I'm in love ;) *hug* I love your notes; you're just so cool.

from betchy :

ok hers your 5. 1. what is your number one all time favourite song? 2. would you rather live without money or with out sex? 3. when was the last time you cried and why? 4. what would rather have too much of, cheese or chocolate? 5. whats the happiest you've ever been?

from lauralgood :

Something good may be happening for me professionally. Jesus...something good may be happening for ME! You know this means something good could happen for you too...if it could happend for me...love laural

from onewetleg :

where have i been? good question. the answer involves everywhere and nowheresville, man. deep in the bottle, man. killing myself with my own kindness. send books, its boring here. love, jj

from lauralgood :

hey.

from sanetwin :

I think I would fit right into a household full of insane people

from betchy :

gump, you fuckin rule!!! i am in tears (of laughter) of that picture of pat with the cat!!! and the letter. true genius. welcome to the land of leg ends gump. go forth and use your hilarity wisely xxx

from betchy :

please dont be sad gump......betchy loves you xxx

from betchy :

seriosly, a bat? was it a big bat? was it cute? i have never come across a bat, and am extremely interested. oh, btw, the pictures of you in london, with the asian guy in the background? laughed my arse off!!!

from lauralgood :

Hey gumpy...hope your weekend rejuvenated you...remember that problem I mentioned to you? well the test says I am not. I am really glad and a bit sad at the same time. talk with you soon....love laural

from cutie1083 :

Have a great weekend, gump. *hug*

from candoor :

good to see that you are still as irreverent as ever...

from soul-glimpse :

i just my other new roommate. i have a feeling i won't be liking her too much either. not a bill type but a definite sorority girl. shit.

from soul-glimpse :

i hope you are feeling better. smile for me. just once, come on!

from betchy :

boss is my mate, and he tried to kiss me!!! i was shocked and saddened by it. btw is that picture on your profile you?

from lauralgood :

sorry sorry sorry....sorry sorry sorry...sorry sorry sorry...sorry sorry sorry...sorry sorry sorry...sorry sorry sorry...sorry sorry sorry...sorry sorry sorry...sorry sorry sorry...laural

from jesbohn :

Mother Fucker. Gimme the password. Again. (that is, i think you gave it to me once, but I lost/can't find it) -jessie

from augustdreams :

Could I have the password to read your private entry?

from colorgrey :

What a beautiful day it is! Happiness. Cool and breezy and sunny. good to be alive today. Love someone? smiles.

from colorgrey :

Well you must tell me of this idea. I am always up for ideas. Always.

from colorgrey :

ah gump. surely...smiles.

from betchy :

thank you gump. love you *mwah*

from betchy :

yeah i read it. i tend to get crap reviews anyway, and if its done with a sense of humour, its funny rather than hurtful. and if you do slate me, i know that you really love me, because otherwise i wouldnt be on your buddy list!!!

from betchy :

hey, i have just requested a review at your review site (which i didnt know existed), then realised you havent done one for ages! are you still reviewing gump?

from colorgrey :

Are you saying you must know me because I sound familiar? Or because you want to know me? I have been accused of being English before...never quite figured that one out. I can tell you I feel as if we have known each other for many lifetimes. I don't know if you would agree or not. Thanks for playing.

from betchy :

e mail me then!!! with the answers!!

from datchery :

If you are serious, perhaps yes.

from pattymelt :

i have had ads posted here and there for the past 4 years or so. met some good ones and some not so good ones (take that any way you want to) the way i do it (not to say that this is THE way to do it) is contact (either me or him) then emails and if i can still stand them after some email/IM then we talk on the phone. if i STILL like them, we meet. sometimes out for drinks or dinner or a movie (i have done all) or if they have already won me over and there is no question as to the fucking, either i go to them or they can come to me. i prefer that they bring their own condoms and bathe but that's about it. any specific questions?

from augustdreams :

Fortune Cookie magazine. Definitely. Rich people tickle my gag reflex. And not in the good way... ;)

from razor-vixen :

Yes, but there isn't even any bullshit to put up with! Just...nothing. Well, they are paying me well to do nothing, I guess. The sale of our company went through yesterday, so I may not even have that soon. Could be unemployed again. Let's do it before the end of the summer, tho, so I can work on my tan!

from aliop33 :

yes, it's true. i quit. i am working through the end of friday and then, bam, i'm outa here. they are currently trying to get me to stay by waving fancy things in my face. I don't know if i should though... you know how i feel about it round here.

from betchy :

betchy

from betchy :

betchy

from betchy :

betchy

from augustdreams :

Hey! We updated at the same time. Awww, thank you for your concern. You rock. But the message wasn't really directed at me, although it did insult me too. It was mostly directed at another diarist that I'm close to, and apparently he doesn't like her. Probably some little teenage twit. But nothing makes me seethe like senseless unkindness.

from kaybiff :

Indeed. Having a heart attack would suck. But it would remind me of the Killer Tomatoes - just a smidge. I mean, they're red and angry and easily smushed...You know, the Killer Tomatoes sucked too.

from sanetwin :

That was a weird note! *raises eyebrow*

from sanetwin :

Dude, gump, seriously, it makes me strangely happy when I'm just randomely reading strange diaries and I find notes from you. I'm like hey that's gump! That's MY gump! Why is he posting here? Who are these people he's talking to? And then I get all suspicious and give the random diaries the evil eye. and then I have to come and check your diary to make sure you still love me.

from procrasto :

I too have decided to celebrate random thought/question week. From a much lamer Canadian standopint. Same as all the Canuck versions of your 'merican cutting-edge ideas. Except the Bare-Naked Ladies. Except they're a more up beat version of the Crash Test Dummies. I go now.

from augustdreams :

I love random thought week! And dude, I'm so pissed that they traded Nomar. He was my favorite player. Damn the Cubs. Damn them! I've got a weird fact for you: The word "testify" in courtroom vernacular comes form an old tradition of men swearing on their family jewels. Heh. I'd never even thought of that. Of course, I like any excuse to use the word testicles.

from jabbatehslut :

The misspelling comes from my stupidity, not because the name was taken. I put down the wrong e-mail address for "JabbbaTheSlut". "Teh" is nerd-speak though, and since I'm a semi-nerd, it all works out.

from pumpkinhouse :

I bring thee goode and happy Friday morning tidings. And not much else I'm afraid.

from lauralgood :

oh the excitment is overwhelming. heheheheh. thanks. needed to hear you do your hahahaha. L

from lauralgood :

ack. ick. sigh. sad really. to have life and not enjoy it to its fullest. but how does on do that when they feel like this? love you. miss you. be happy. Laural

from scanzilla :

I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg! I want an Easter Egg!

from soul-glimpse :

do you miss me?!?!? my internet is not being hooked up as soon as i thought... i have to wait until august 1st. on the good side, i just spent 90 dollars on cleaning supplies, 15 bucks on percocet and i've got the apartment to myself. let the sterilization of 2004 begin!

from peytonsplace :

Not that archive, silly, I'm not that blond. I mean the archive to backup your whole diary.

from betchy :

where are you?? the betcholata needs some gumping!!! (i make myself laugh). you may want to change the comment on your profile now that you have the password. just an idea. i hope you are ok, you're not poorly are you? i was poorly yesterday. well if you are feel better. and if not, pull yourself together and update soon xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

from aliop33 :

Hello my friend. How you been? just wondering if you have gone down to the convention to check out the "free speech zone". I'm just wondering if it is actually as scary as it looks in pictures. what bullshit. i'm starting to get really annoyed at all this control...um, America, home of the FREE...or so we thought...

from krugerpak007 :

That was the nicest note. Now I am going to have to try and live up to my reputation...

from lauralgood :

you have no idea of the impact your words have on people. I want to discuss this soon. you really amaze me with the size of your heart. wow. Love L

from stupidshit :

lets hang out tuesday

from bbwing :

(7/23) Oh, I'm notgetting all girl aboutit. I adknowledge it and move on. It just amazes me that I've been in a relationship for 8 months because I tend to be afraid of comittment... and the only other relationship I've had that lasted longer than 6 months was HIGHLY dysfunctional. (Itwas with Fuckface.)

from lauralgood :

keeping you in my thoughts. Love Laural

from risa3000 :

Oh Gumphood, you are so sexyful.

from daughters :

(p.s. No, no, no! Not annoying anymore. Not you're charming.)

from betchy :

oh, that entry nearly made me cry!!! i am really sorry about your cat, i do know how it feels. i was shocked and saddened when that bloke sat down and told me his name. i believe i actually went "pardon?" because i thought he was joking. i mean even if it is your name, you wouldnt tell people would you? you would say, like "my name is pete" or something. it was very disturbing.

from cutie1083 :

Aww, I wish I could really hug you right now...*hug*

from betchy :

your cat will come back, mine did, then the disloyal thing went and lived with my neighbors. apparently their food was better.

from soul-glimpse :

welcome back; sorry to hear your trip to philly sucked so bad. i've only been there to tour u-penn and that side of town was beautiful (very impressed with the campus). at least you're home!

from emiline220 :

I really hate the internet sometimes. I was just trying to make one comment, instead you got 20. Sorry.

from emiline220 :

I'm sorry about your kitty! My first cat ran away once after we moved to a new town and after one week my parents said he was gone for good. I still went out and called him every single day for three weeks, though. One day I heard something in the woods and Mr. Kitty came running up to me. He's a white cat, but he was completely black with dirt from wherever the hell he was for 3 weeks. So, anything can happen. Tell your mom not to give up just yet.

from emiline220 :

from smokeybone :

Dude. Love your diary. I just arrived to d-land and you are on my favorites list.

from elliorange :

He's around. It's just... one of those achy feelings. Even though a person is close, I believe you can still miss them.

from elliorange :

He's around. It's just... one of those achy feelings. Even though a person is close, I believe you can still miss them.

from betchy :

i have sent you an e mail with my password etc, and have added you to my faves if you dont get the e mail let me know and i will leave a note x

from betchy :

thank you for your reply. had i not got a review to do and many notes to reply to, i would read some of your diary and probably add you to my faves. alas, i do have these things to do. maybe tomorrow x

from peytonsplace :

But where do you download the songs from and how does one come up with 1,000s of songs to listen to? I think I'm missing the musical gene.

from scarletcloth :

omg the poor kittie! it's in kittie heaven i'm sure or having the time of it's life.

from betchy :

hey! i just took some of your surveys. would have done them all but no time. very good x

from sarkasmo :

I love road trips, but my husband ...doesn't? I can't really fathom that attitude, because it's about the most affordable way to travel and without travel I would stay in one place all the time, which is a horrible way to live. As for kids - just living near them is annoying enough. I'm not having any of my own, and especially not for the purpose of carting them around to places that would be otherwise enjoyable. A somewhat cynical attitude, I know, but I embrace it warmly as my own.

from lauralgood :

Just wanted to let you know I was thinking of you, friend. You make my heart feel so nice. I never expected to find such a friend. I hope I give you back a bit of what you have given me. Love Laural

from lauralgood :

hey dude. wanted to tell you you have to be one of the coolest people ever. I am happy you are around! I can't wait to read more of it...post. yeah? Love L

from stupidshit :

hey add me as a favorite diary

from stupidshit :

no car no license, dont like personal vehicles.

from stupidshit :

do you have a car?

from cutie1083 :

Yay! The Gump returns! I must now celebrate by getting drunk tonight! (translation: I really need a good excuse to get drunk) Anyway, welcome back. We (your minions) missed you.

from mondocurio :

Welcome Back

from cutie1083 :

I love that "Ode to Gump"....very cool :)

from jessforyou :

enjoy yourself. and get a cheesesteak!

from stupidshit :

sorry I get it no not yet, sometimes simple things just go right over my head.

from stupidshit :

no note yet?

from lauralgood :

Just wanted to tell you I love the comment. I hope I live up to it for you. You make me smile and enjoy things I have forgotten to enjoy for a long while through your writing. love Laural

from stupidshit :

your lets link gump so he seems cooler link doesn't have a usuable img source you should change the img source to the gumphulk picture in your diaryland picture directory.

from stupidshit :

love the lion pics.

from onewetleg :

oh, so i am a vixen now, am i? hehe. imagine, you, drunk noting me. it's really funny because i had just started the outline for your review. i even have a nickname for you. it's so cute. you are gonna love it. say hi to your head for me when you and it get together 'tomamro' keep up the good work. loser. love,

from stupidshit :

I reread my entry and I can see how you would be confused. No I never said those things to my boss but I wanted to. If I had I am pretty sure I would of been kicked out.

from elgan :

I LOVED Spiderman 2. I thought it was 'way better than the first one, more character development, better story, awesome effects. My audience was incredibly well behaved, unlike yours. Maybe you can see it again after the kids have been put to bed.

from habbit :

habbits are easy to pick up, but difficult to set down. like a clown in town, windblown.

from habbit :

i smelt the belt, on the shores of the east river, heartfelt.

from lauralgood :

Just wanted to say hello and howdy and HAPPY FRIDAY! Love Laural

from peytonsplace :

Well, um, at least it's eye catching. ha

from peytonsplace :

With Child? That's the best you got?

from neangel :

i guess then i will have to try it then. dammit now i am hungry! thanks. ;)q

from sanetwin :

I get entirely too excited about it. Like when you added me on your buddy list. Dude, I was so excited. It was silly. And like today I couldn't wait to get on my diary and tell everyone about my day. obsess-much.

from cutie1083 :

*hug* *hug* *hug*

from lauralgood :

Gumpy! The radio station read another of my entries! It is completely surreal I tell you! What fun this place is! Love Laural

from cutie1083 :

I'm trying to just focus on helping my mom; trying to stay positive so she doesn't get nervous about the test results tomorrow. It's hard, though...but it's nice to know I have friends who care about me. Thanks for the note; you're really sweet and cool and nice and if you ever need anything you can definitely count on me :)

from lauralgood :

i know i don't have to say it but i am here if you need to talk. Good thoughts are overflowing for you. L

from key-chains :

I don't think you'll disappoint me. You seem like a really cool person. And after reading some of your stuff I'm even more convinced of this then I was before

from lauralgood :

sorry bout your team. that sucks. I am going to drink, eat, shop, and fuck. not nes in that order. Favorite childhood books...only you gump...it is a tie between: "Where the wild things are" by Maurice Sendack and "Alexander and the no good terrible, horrible, very bad day" by Judity Voirst (remind me to tell you of another book she wrote, if you can). so yeah. be happy and eat a lot this weekend. Love Laural

from cutie1083 :

Thank you for the note...I really appreciate it. I really appreciate you.

from peytonsplace :

I thought you would like that.

from irishblueyes :

GUMP!! What about that game last night???? Tell me you watched it...it was unbelievable! um..sorry you guys lost though, nobody should have to lose that kind of game!

from stupidshit :

Wow that movie guy was bad. I dont know how you thought the movie was good. But oh well. I too like Cowboy Bebop or how ever its spelled.

from scarletcloth :

the best anime hands down is cowboy bebop. i can watch that a million times and never get sick of it.

from mangofarmer :

Sadly no, I do not farm mangoes. My life is based on a lie! *sobs* Okay, nevermind.

from jellyfishkid :

from cutie1083 :

Dude, I don't know why, but... *hug*

from misspinkkate :

Ahh, thanks. I'm sure it will, too, but it's nice to be reminded of that by a friend :-D

from lauralgood :

I shall order that drink the very next time I go there. I may make a special trip as I need to get wasted...Gumpy, thanks for being nice to me. Love laural

from iamblessed :

thanks for the note [in my he-lives account] .. I can't help but love your diary, so advertising it isn't hard! -Courtney

from pandionna :

I think it's some kind of magnetic forcefield that men exert on women. ;-) BTW, I love "He was a triumphant idiot." That's a brilliant turn of phrase.

from wilberteets :

I don't know yet, how I'm going to write for Lulu. I will either take a random suggestion from someone, or I will sign on to her diary and let inspiration come to me. har har. We'll see. This should be fun.

from irishblueyes :

Yeah I know it was a lot of info...I seem to be a little too good at talking about myself! And yeah, I was a cheerleader, it's the one thing from my past that nobody who has met me after high school ever believes. I'm gonna have to post a picture of me in uniform so everyone believes it!

from aliop33 :

yeah. stupid me. i just wish that i could hold my head straight and/or turn it more than 1/8 of a turn to the left. i had to sleep one way all night too which sucks. i'm sure the chiropractor will help tonight. Thanks for your concern though!

from leftunspoken :

What specifically do you want to know? (I'm terrible at narratives.)

from galaxyrabbit :

nope, not in Ptown (though i wish i were). :)

from cutie1083 :

You're NOT a total loser. You're a nice, sweet, funny guy. So there :p

from irishblueyes :

Thank you. I think you are exactly right, no matter how I feel about myself good or bad, he loves me no matter what. The funny thing is that it took me awhile to figure that out. But recently I have discovered that when he says he doesn't think there is anything wrong with me, and that he likes how I look, I actually believe him!

from sanetwin :

I already have the sexy librarian glasses :P

from wllybere :

Gump, you've still got it! xoxo

from augustdreams :

In a shameless bid to get higher on the list, I added reviewgump as a favorite. Feel free to mock me, but remember the guinea pig deals with constructive critisism by throwing her poop. So you should probably say something nice about her.

from razor-vixen :

I am always okay when I don't think about/dwell on my shitty non-existant relationships or my size. I have great friends & an awesome family, so that part of my life is great. My job really sucks, but it's good money for doing nothing. It's just ME that pisses me off! But thanks for your concern, *hugtoyou*!

from rosedreaming :

Sure you will be in the movie, and it will prolly be a lot better than that "beat your savior" movie.

from onewetleg :

re: your request for review at o25r. quote "Note, if you add "Reviewgump" to your buddy list, you will fly to the top." it appears to me, that you do make deals. let's talk.

from cutie1083 :

*hug*

from augustdreams :

*grin* I go to Babelfish - type something bizarre - then click on translate English to Russian. And just think, all those teachers back when I was in school said I didn't use my time wisely! ;D

from rosedreaming :

Yes, I know we don't exactly have a historical love for one another, but I have mad respect for the history of all celtic people. Plus y'all are bad ass when it comes to drinking and fighting. I live just outside of Cincinnati OH.

from rosedreaming :

No, I'm not from Boston. I have been there and loved it though. I just purely love DKM, Boston-Irish folk and really anyone Irish. They are the only people I love almost as much as my Italian compatriots. Don't watch 28 Days Later, unless you want to get dumber. It was shit.

from over25revue :

well. hm. after conferring with tman i see that you are older than him. he came out the same year starwars did. i will put you on the pending list with the stipulation that you won't get a review before onewetleg gets one from wimp, uh, i mean gumpview. agreed?

from stupidshit :

how often do you read my diary?

from over25revue :

i'll need to see some id, son. could you step out of the car? and keep those hands where i can see 'em.

from soul-glimpse :

guess who figured out who was calling? ironically, he used to live in boston and go to b.u. he had a class with one of my formerly close friends freshman year. i'm off to grin like a lunatic.

from kellbelle :

Like Kill Bill yes, but without all the blood and guts and bits of graphic *ahem* violence ;-) hehe

from iamblessed :

I hope I have fun at camp too! If not it will be a pretty crappy month! I'm leaving on July 4th, and back on the 30th, so I'm gone for almost a month. And I don't know. What IS up with your hair?! Whatever it is, I love it! thanks, bud! talk to you later! leaving in 10 days! we'll have to talk lots before then to make up for the month we'll lose! -Courtney

from eeyorechick :

i just stumbled onto your diary and i have two comments on your profile...one, i am a girl and do not own the Crash album; two, which john irving book do you think is the good one?

from lettersmith :

thanks. I like that banner, too. Which is funny, because it was a total accident. I suppose I was a little surprised Andrew let it through, tho he's let panty banners through before...

from dullstar :

To tell you the truth, I've always wondered...um...well, no, I've got nothing. All I'm wondering about right now is data entry. So the first thing that pops into my head is why testing facilities feel the need to clarify the use of no. 2 pencils when there is no other type of pencil. It's thoughts like these that caused me to score so poorly on the SAT. Damn you, uniformity!

from soul-glimpse :

squawk. squawk. fly away, fly away! gump, i am not a parrot who just pretends to speak english. i know it's not you. i was just frustrated because the one last feasible option i had for whom it could be--i talked to him today and i don't think it is--and my roommates are both gone (i did not post this in my journal cause i'm freaked) and I AM GOING TO DIE.

from cutie1083 :

from soul-glimpse :

you were amusing until i got the joke and now i just think of you as slightly odd. you better not to be stalking me.

from broken-face :

Hah, I can't say that I do. I DO however, apply for reviews at this funny site I stumbled across called ReviewGump. ::Winkwink:: Oh, jeez, there appears to be something in my eye. This happens way too often.

from dullstar :

Not so much the reviews as much as the public humiliation. And I added you because, upon perusing various entries, I found you to be an excellent source of distraction from mind-numbing alphabetizing. I am not so good, on account of my aching tummy. When will I learn that Mountain Dew and cigarettes are not part of a complete breakfast? Not today, obviously.

from lauralgood :

Thanks gump. You make a dreary day sunny. L

from iamblessed :

love the layout by the way

from iamblessed :

chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo! thank you! chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo!

from cutie1083 :

I'm gonna email you about that last note you left me.

from soul-glimpse :

and you know the worst part is that, out of the two of us, I am the one on drugs. psycho.

from sourballs123 :

hi im here for two reasons one is to complimemt you (for reals) on the devil in the martini totem thing design and the other is obivous so i wont even say it ok logging off now

from razor-vixen :

You should definately celebrate Canada Day! It's kind of like the 4th of July, the day we became a country. So all of Canada celebrates; businesses are closed but all tourist places are open. And we have fireworks! It's very exciting.

from soul-glimpse :

are you the one who put that sappy picture on the front of your diary? the horror! and with your recent foray to england, i would say your note has a nice play on words, don't you think?

from soul-glimpse :

are you feeling gump today?

from pandionna :

Probably northern hospitality, IF it were coupled with northern efficiency. I'm originally from Long Island. But slow AND rude? Unacceptable!

from cutie1083 :

Dude, I haven't been around lately...but I did check out all the cool pics:) I missed you while I was gone...what's a girl to do without every day gumpiness???

from razor-vixen :

Well I couldn't teach maths or sciences. I have BA in English...but I would prefer to teach primary school (high school, EEK). But see, my whole dilemma is that I'm more attracted to the perks of the job (lots of vacation, good pay & benefits) than that actual teaching. I am still not sure if I want to/could do that. So I will be thinking on it some more.

from sanetwin :

We didn't really celebrate father's day. She called her dad and said happy father's day and we ate dinner with my step-dad's family but that was it.

from gnu-high :

Glad you liked the pics. :) I scanned the rest of them yesterday, and plan on doing a photo-chronology of sorts.

from pandionna :

P.S. That goes triple for northern Virginia, which used to be a lovely shade of verdant green and is now just a big hunk of overdeveloped concrete infested with weaselly lobbyists married to soccer moms who have nothing better to do than cart their too-many sproglets around in their eco-terror SUVs and complain about the quality of the ridicchio at Whole Foods.

from pandionna :

D.C. itself is fine. There's a lot to do, and a lot of it is free, like the Smithsonian. (Well, okay, that's paid for, but by tax dollars.) The weather is sucky in the summer and winter, but the spring and fall are marvelous. But--and this is a big "but"--the overcrowding has destroyed a lot of the joy I used to take in it. All the things that are driving me out of the D.C. area have to do with there being too many damn people here now, from the horrendous, soul-sucking traffic to the collapsing Metro system to the cost of housing to just the attitudes people here have developed in the last seven years or so. I got here in 1984 to go to school (GW) and, yes, I've gotten older and that changes people, but I can honestly say that the flood of people to this area has changed D.C. in ways that bring out the worst kind of competition in people, that of "I've got mine and screw you." I see why folks are here: 2.4% unemployment, a major destination city, etc., but that doesn't make it any easier to see the changes in the city's character. It's a joke now that it's the best of both worlds: Nothern hospitality and Southern efficiency. In Freedom Plaza, there's an inscription in one of the marble stones that says, "This will be a great city one day if nothing happens to it." I don't know what patriot said it, but something is happening to it, and I desperately want to leave, before IT changes ME. (Sorry for the book in your notes.)

from sanetwin :

You can ask whatever you want to! I highly doubt it would offend me or anything ;)

from soul-glimpse :

you confuse the crap out of me. one day i think you're cool and laid back and i can talk to you and the next i think you think i'm stalking you because i'm secretly in love with you. which of course i am (SARCASM, do i have to clarify these things now?). gump, you are an enigma.

from soul-glimpse :

gump. it's getting bad.

from lauralgood :

and how happy I am that you have a couch. I am sure you will find some good things to do on your off days. smiles and love. L

from broken-face :

Notes from the deceased? Creepy McGee!

from lauralgood :

you know what i think? I think you are the silliest man I ever loved! You are wonderful. L

from scanzilla :

Hey Gumpy! How's it going man? I've recently started kicking around here again, I have a few ideas for some entries I plan on doing. Oh, I put the pictures up on that birthday entry. It's full of delicious sleestakishness.

from stupidshit :

yeah youve seen me there in elli's site, you also left a message in my notes page before.. I think you were drunk.

from dumfuzzled5 :

When I put my hand upon your hip, then i dip, you dip, we dip. =P

from peytonsplace :

I think the crux of the whole meaning comes in the phrase . . They do not want disturbance to the order.

from lauralgood :

Yes my friend. Pink would most certaninly be bubblegum. I had not thought of that one. Thanks. Laural

from peytonsplace :

I've e-mailed you back. Are you not getting them?

from lauralgood :

sigh. another day. L

from suggest :

you've been suggested as a great diary :)

from augustdreams :

Nik is just fine. Lovely Nik is even better, as it makes me feel all flattered and happy. Larual approves, which makes it official. Those personal ads cracked me up. Have you seen the one by that Peter Pan guy? Classic. I agree about the moon and expense. How 'bout we take all the cash that goes into those moronic anti-smoking 'Truth' commercials and give it to NASA? Man, those things make me want to take up a pack-a-day Marlboro habit just out of spite. Okay. I'm off to bed. Hope you're having good dreams tonight.

from soul-glimpse :

well i can honestly say your personal ads were the first thing to put a smile on my face all day. no small feat! and i do mean YOUR personal ads. i think you're authoring them all as a way to vent your secret fantasies. personal lingerie model. *scoffs* :)

from lauralgood :

Have a happy day, gump, have a happy day, have a happy day gump, and have a happier one tomorrow. (thank god you did not have to hear me sing that.) smiles and chuckles, friend. L

from invisibledon :

sure I love to write obits - how do you like this for a start- We gather today to celebrate a life of chance which by fate ended by chance with tainted juice - the rewards of risk are either sweet or as we have here bittersweet... Not a bad start???

from bbwing :

(6/14) Hey, Can you please email me your answers? Thanks!

from lauralgood :

a zero. that is it. yeah. that is it. l

from lauralgood :

6 out of 10. shit you need to learn how to rate things...it was at least a 6 and a half. L

from mondocurio :

Hey you I am leaving on Friday night and will return to the great state of Massoftwoshits the following friday, June 25. All inquiries should be forwarded to my secretary.Good Day

from cutie1083 :

"Shitkicker"? lol

from lauralgood :

drink the juice and satisfy your curiousity. L

from elliorange :

Oh. There's some stuff going on in my life right now. I'm doing okay, but I'm certainly not chipper. I try to keep my mind active and occupied with other thoughts, but sometimes it doesn't work. So, as to how I am doing - all is okay. *hugs*

from fuckyouviews :

You've been judged.

from irishblueyes :

the box is a blockquote...you put <blockquote> at the beginning of what you want in the box and </blockquote> at the end. of course your css has to be set up for what it will look like. you would just put it in the style section and it would look something like this: blockquote {margin-left:15px;margin-right:15px;border:2px solid #FF5555; background-color:#BDCFC6;padding:3px;} then just change the colors and borders to whatever you want so they match your diary...if you need any more help, you can always drop me an email... :)Kris

from emiline220 :

Hey! I had to password protect an entry today because I don't want my friend reading it. I thought I'd go ahead and leave you the password though. Username: emiline220 Password: guest

from augustdreams :

Entirely welcome for the add. Thanks for linking to the diaries-by-age page. I just joined. We twentysomethings are rather underrepresented, aren't we? Dagnabit!

from augustdreams :

How is it that you have not been on my favorites list since the dawn of time? Clearly, I have been remiss. Cause goldang, that's some damn fine writin'.

from lauralgood :

hmm. well I think it was taken at the AFB here and I know I took it...cant remember when though. a year or so ago. he looks the same cept now he shaves his head cause i find it sexy...smiles. love laural

from nigem :

Being wondered about is good, being worried about is not. I'm just flighty I guess. Anyway I'm going to settle here for a long while, see what sewage fruit grows from the roots out back.

from irishblueyes :

Hey, I didn't really have a choice you know...Maybe i haven't explained it to you before, but in fact I did not choose to be a yankees fan, I married into it. my husband has been a fan since he was a small child, through all the shitty years in fact, so i'm a fan by marriage not choice or geography, but i'm proud of my fanship now!

from onewetleg :

red? you think i should add red? i have a few splashes of red around. red, grey and black are the best color combination in the world. how would you add more red to my site? i'd like to hear your opinion.

from lauralgood :

What a beautiful note...I will put on Beethoven right now and look and see if i have the pastoral. I do need an aura change. wow I am happy the universe brought you into my orbit...more than happy. You are wonderful. Laural

from stupidshit :

I dont know what you said for the most part.

from unclepumpkin :

Hey, Sports tomorrow night? My schedule is clear.

from uberfrau :

Radiation makes everyone more interesting. It's a sad moment when you realize you're not an interesting person after all. Though really, hwen think about it, how boring is anyone? Do I only feel more boring beause I attempt to put events in some sort of narraitve? But to be be above average interesting, you'd have to be some sort of cokehead or c riminal. so maybe being boring isn't so bad after all.

from irishblueyes :

Hey now! No knocks on my boy Giambi! But if you want to complain about us being in first place, then that's ok. All I have to say is that I was mighty happy to have Vlad G. on my fantasy team after last night...and even happier when I heard he got five of those nine RBIs against one mr. prima-donna-pedro! But no hard feelings, right?

from aliop33 :

Yes Guru Gump, you my friend are most likely correct. i do enjoy social situations sometimes, but mostly like feeling safe and warm in my own little world. i think it has something to do with having to hear people constantly talking about crap that i don't give a shit about. it bores me and pisses me off a lot. maybe i have add or something, yeah - i don't think so either. oh well.

from bluenadia6 :

Yeah, how does one go about dotting "I"s and crossing "T"s neatly when peeing in the snow? As a girl, the best I've ever been able to come up with is one big, yellow "O." And that's if I didn't get caught with my pants down for longer than two seconds.

from lauralgood :

shit yeah i was wondering about the virgin thing too...then put it together with cat...some good stuff in there already. when i hear the word happy i think...I see music in green. Laural

from sarika :

ah gump you are silly. I am just feeling bleugh from being home supposedly revising for exams when i actually have done bugger all, and feel a little restless. Twas my 18th birthday the day before yesterday, which makes me legally old enough to drink (hehe) so a fair amount of that has been going down. Having a massive 18th party on saturday. I'm terrfied. Currently I am supposedly reading up on Investment Appraisal. Fun stuff. take care x

from elliorange :

Well, let me just say that my Memorial Day weekend was quite lovely. I got to spend time with the family. It's a nice visit - in small doses, though. And my membership was renewed. Someone is lovin' on me. Lucky girl? You betcha. And how was your weekend, gorgeous?

from gnu-high :

I really do loorve my new layout, girly girl look and all. While I don't particularly consider myself a hippy, I do think I am able to blend in with them rather well.

from lauralgood :

I love you. I am sorry I did not take you up on your counsel...that is not how one should treat a friend...I will not let you off so easily next time I talk with you...though really it was too late to get into such a conversation with how confusing and difficult it was sure to be. You mean the world to me Gump. Don't change. But don't forget to take care of yourself as well. Love Laural

from karmicenigma :

Hey Gump, I've read the reviews you've done and find them absolutely hilarious. You mentioned you dislike reviewing girl's diaries, but I am in desperate need of a pick-me-up, and I think you are the man for the job. So when you get a moment, I am laying myself out for ya. Thanks!

from soul-glimpse :

gump: just wanted to check to make sure i hadn't said anything during our drunk/stoned conversations to offend. or is your *ignoring me* all a figment of the imagination? i think i'll get stoned and contemplate that :) haha, well seriously: just checking. it's never intentional (unless i'm harboring a secret grudge against you).

from sanetwin :

So what did you think of the black hair?? I can't decide if I like it or not. Honest now. . .

from mylovedies :

rawr sorry i.m slow lol, but 70 x 7 is a song by Brand New & also is how many times the Lord said a mand shold forgive his brother..just a wierd thing cuz i.m wierd 0_o later <33333

from candoor :

ah, you are a genuine smile, asking me to come out and be real like that, I mean, caring and all (can I be anything but flippant?... of course, but will I?)... actually (and truly madly deeply too), aside from my apparent addiction to whining about anything and everything (my latest attempt at an avant guarde literary art form, perhaps) life is at it's best point since this millenium began what with regular gym workouts and the return of silliness... in fact, if it were not for the lonelies fluttering about in the dark, I'd say I was back to my old childishly jubilant self (seriously, but don't tell cuz on account of my latest art-form is not quite finished :)

from cutie1083 :

I'm leaving you a note to let you know that I emailed you earlier. And I'm bored.

from candoor :

I'm good, or maybe I've been down so long it looks like up to me, but then, I am breathing, which is apparently a good sign... you too? :)

from chickenabuse :

yes i do have a link. its under extras, then reviews

from soul-glimpse :

GUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i got a job! i just wrote about it but i wanted to tell you personally (because diaryland notes are SO personal). sorry i was so glum last night: HOW'S THE HANGOVER? (that is only effective when leaning over some and yelling it in their ear, haha). so now i have a job... if i can only figure out what ds means!

from soverycherry :

As far as chick lit goes - Good in Bed and In Her Shoes are very, very well written and clever and make you think. I also really enjoyed Lamb by Christopher Moore, although that's not really a "girly" book. It's brilliant, though, and I don't even know where my copy is at this point because it's been passed around so much. Oh, and you can't forget the best chick book ever - Valley of the Dolls. I read this last summer and I couldn't put it down. Have a good weekend!!

from giantkiller :

I really don't see myself as much of a super punk anymore- I moved! I'm really more a giant killer;)

from peytonsplace :

I hate to correct you since you think I'm so funny, but it was actually on there already. I'll send you the full size version.

from peytonsplace :

I just realized you can't even really see what I'm talking about. Don't mind me.

from peytonsplace :

Oh, you meant the baby. ha ha I thought you were talking about that drawing in the left corner of the pregnant woman. My bad.

from peytonsplace :

Oh, shut up! I knew someone would say something about that stupid stick person.

from im1superpunk :

Hey thanks for leaving me a note! I hate technical crap, but unfortunately, it looks like I will have to go screw around with my guestbook later this evening. As far as college goes- I have NO idea where I am headed. Haha. I don't even know what I want to do yet. It's a toss up between becoming a prosecuting attorney and a shrink for people have suffered losses to due to gangs in Portland. Who knows. Anyway, thanks for the compliment. I've moved, but you can still check me out at giantkiller.diaryland.com Have an extraordinary evening!

from lauralgood :

Oh gump when you get time please let me know a bit of what you got out of it. I was so confused by it. email on the way to you. love you laural

from irishblueyes :

monster speak, huh? well i was about to be frightened by the weird note, but now I understand...i must say it is an interesting turn of events...how long do you see this lasting exactly?

from nigem :

Arrr, avast ye thar matey. It be another damn stinkycookie diary, it be.

from sunsetsuzi17 :

haha i know you dont know me but you make me laugh nice diary!

from onewetleg :

thank you gump forarrgherglobbbbin that veaaaaafndragry special entry. now when my boss asks me why i am talking like a monster i will have a reason. national talk like a monster half week. burp.

from elliorange :

As of late, I've just been spending my time traipsing through the woods looking for waterfalls. I've found a few so far, and I love taking pictures. I don't have any other plans for the summer. My boyfriend and I will be going out west at the end of July/beginning of August camping, though. We want to see the Grand Canyon and then head up to Yellow Stone. I love camping. Oh yeah, and I'll be having my wisdom teeth taken out sometime soon. Other than that, it's just boring ol' me sittin' on my butt being creative with whatever I can find. ;) And what are your plans for the summer, luva?!

from soul-glimpse :

make it thirty and you've got a deal.

from jimmysworld :

Hey, that Leg girl is bugging for me to ask you to review her. So now all of a sudden I am her messanger bitch, and your begging bitch. I knew this diary thing was a bad idea.

from iamblessed :

Love the entry about the walter thing. hilarious!

from fan4 :

Are you a fan of the live-action Incredible Hulk series? I became obsessed with it last year...

from sanetwin :

Thank you so much for the encouraging messages. I really appreciate the support. You're such a great person all the time :).

from cutie1083 :

Oh, and you rule too. Man, my notes are lame today. This humidity is killing me.

from cutie1083 :

You are too cute, lol

from lauralgood :

I do remember when I thought i did not like you. I think it had to do with how cool your life seemed to me. And I was not so found of those with the male organ at the time. What a silly girl I am. You proved me wrong and how glad I am that you did. You know your writing won me over the first time I read you. I just love your style. But I still did not like you. Man I was a bitch. Love you now and always. Laural

from soul-glimpse :

gump, i think i am going to the first person to die from drowning in her own snot. thanks for the notes though; it's the one break i get from blowing my GODDAMN NOSE. have a good day :)

from gnu-high :

Heyas! Thank you muchly for your compliment on the poem. I'm really glad you like it, especially since you don't generally like that sort of thing. :) Poetry is a foreign genre for me, but I do like to experiment here and there.

from lauralgood :

You know I can't deny you, Gump. I will email the details to you. Though I doubt they will measure up to anything you might think...but i will try to elaborate on the details to make it better for you...kidding laural

from lauralgood :

from emiline220 :

RE: FFXI. The game is freaking addicting. It has Final Fantasy elements, but it really doesn't remind me much of any FF. Also, while supposedly, there is a plot that develops, I have been playing for about a month and have not really gotten into it. There is way too much else to do, it doesn't even matter whether there is a story or not. Plus the game is freaking expansive, the world, the characters, everything. I've never done the whole MMORPG thing before and was weary about having to actually interact with people to level up(which isn't necessary at first, but once you get up past level 15 or so, you pretty much have to), but now it's really fun, especially if you get in a party with a really good group of people. Can you tell I am insanely addicted to this game? I'll stop now. But you should definitely check it out. Tell me if you do.

from lauralgood :

Hey you. Thanks for the encouragement about the job--but don't worry I don't gamble. I have been in the casino industry for over two years and i hate gambling! I knew you were the real deal! The fact that you like the Darkness completely seals it. YOU ARE THE SHIT! Love Laural

from cutie1083 :

Planned suicide faking for "someone else"! Lol, I love that...that's actually...a good idea. Hmm....I'll have to think about that while I enjoy my unhealthy Pringles and Strawberry Gatorade. I ran out of Oatmeal cookies, unfortunately.

from peytonsplace :

I don't think he's funny at all, asshole or no. PLus, if he's so cool, why's he writing entries in diaryland. Dork. Do you hear me Jimmy?! You're a dork.

from soul-glimpse :

yes, sex with the ex. and now i have the awful respiratory infection three days later to pay for it. talk about karma. the only upside is i'm finally stranded in my bed long enough to respond to all my notes and update my diary. amazing that i refuse to keep close friends in real life but am ridiculously devoted to this website. been looking for you online lately; almost sent you a couple depressing emails but i'm keeping myself in check. there is hope yet!

from cutie1083 :

Ice cream sounds good, but I'm supposed to eat healthy shit to get back to my usual weight...but...I really want a bacon cheeseburger right about now. And some brownies. And Oatmeal cookies. And lots of candy.

from elliorange :

♥ I'm lovin' on you.

from elliorange :

♥ I'm lovin' on you.

from elliorange :

♥ I'm lovin' on you.

from elliorange :

♥ I'm lovin' on you.

from shexlies :

can't complain. you?

from porktornado :

What word are you talking about?

from peytonsplace :

Actually, I'm glad I didn't go to Albany. I've been feeling so crappy off and on, I don't think I would have enjoyed it at all. PLus, next week I start my licensing classes, so I doubt they would want me to miss 8 hours the second week. fun, fun.

from shexlies :

hi.

from cutie1083 :

Okay, I FINALLY mailed your b-day present today. Unfortunately, I couldn't fit your b-day card in the box with the present, so I had to mail them separately. But they're on their way:)

from irishblueyes :

I think you are exactly right...what a smart boy you are!

from irishblueyes :

It's weird I did get a lot of links from you, but also just lots of buddy references for like every second, it was weird, but hey I'll be happy that people are reading!

from stinkycookie :

Many thanks for the welcome back.

from pandionna :

"Slut-bombs?" Thanks for cracking me up! I guess this is the raunchier version of "bombshell." Really, though, I'm finding that some females don't even dress seasonally. Skimpy spaghetti strap tank-tops and open-toed shoes in January, and so on. It's like they just want to show as much skin as possible, even if they freeze to death in the process. Very strange. Kind of makes me feel glad I'm old enough to have "arrived." Now I just attract attention based on my charming personality. (Gag.)

from scumthing :

hehe yeah, everything's good. :) we get out of school in a couple weeks and today i ate really awesome trailmix. i love you and thanx for leaving me a note! byez.

from irishblueyes :

Oooh, big snakes, it doesn't get much cheesier than that...and thanks for linking the entry, but I have to be a pest, i think the link is wrong, there's only one "e" in irishblueyes because diaryland wouldn't let me have a longer name. (I wouln't care but how often do I write a funny entry that people actually want to link to, and way more people read your diary than mine, so I have to be a pest. I can't deny anyone the knowledge of Hot Or Not! ;)

from cutie1083 :

Thanks for the note; I feel a little better. I'm gonna email you later today:)

from irishblueyes :

Well, I don't know how much I can say for the robot pictures...but as for the real pictures - Oh my god! I don't think you could BE any cuter! Definately hot as opposed to not. But I'm confused...so that can't be you on your profile page then? If it is, you look very different. But those pictures are great...I always think the digital camera, self-picture taking doesn't turn out too well, my hair always looks really dark, and I look like I need makeup. But your's are great.

from irishblueyes :

Thank you, you're very sweet. I'm not sure about the robot pictures...I think I'd have to see them in order to determine whether they were hot or not!

from lauralgood :

I love you most, Gump. Lots and lots. you are one of the most wonderful and exciting and one of the most interesting men I know. LOVE laural

from sarika :

yeah I'm doing ok my sugarplum. finishing school forever in 2 days. these are strange and drunken times. x

from peytonsplace :

That would be oh-so-sexy, but then I might hunt you down and hump your leg or something.

from sammybob24 :

No prob there Gump! Cheers!

from elliorange :

Mike knows what I look like. I don't post pictures in my diary. That's a no, no for me. I'll send ya one if you want, though, darlin'. :)

from cutie1083 :

Thanks for the note; I'm feeling better:)

from peytonsplace :

It was a culmination of things. Basically a few of clients refused to let him do there work, and that's never good. I sent you an e-mail. Did you get it?

from lauralgood :

Hey Mr. Gump. You doing ok? I have missed passing notes to you. If you need to talk you know I am at [email protected] Life is ok for me. love laural

from mondocurio :

Hey Thanks for the condolences...and comments... How's the roomie situation going? And whats the deal with talking about sausages and darth vader????

from misspinkkate :

Seriously, right?!?! This guy was not a doctor! Hehe, he's actually only a friend...we went out on one of those things where you're thinking in your head, "I don't know if it's a date....I'll just have to play it by ear!" Between the PHONE PHONE PHONE and not PAYING, my crush on him is practically dead! (well, except that he's really good looking- there's always good looks to keep a flame alive!)

from soul-glimpse :

wow. i might have to print that out and frame it. use it as proof that you DO know proper english. you smartass motherfucker.

from soul-glimpse :

i thought you were getting drunk and then leaving me diaryland notes until i realized you were referring to the tv show. PUNCTUATION, gump, PUNCTUATION. don't make me use your real name.

from irishblueyes :

Hey that's alright that you have Friends rage, I can understand it. Thanks for still liking me even though I am a comitted Yankee fan, I'll just try to overlook the fact that you are a red sox fan!

from cutie1083 :

Now that I've thought about it, being blonde for a while might not be such a bad thing.

from elliorange :

Nah. There really wasn't a reason behind it. I didn't have any reason to keep them. I think I was just... bored. ;)

from obsidianblaq :

hey hey, thanks for the compliment! i do update... i haven't given up on diaryland in the least... just lately my time has been really busy. that and my mom has cut down my internet time to on'y between 9 and 10. ONLY. and in that period of time i'm generally chatting with close friends i hardly get to see. but i'll make an effort just for you!

from excogitate :

Thanks for staying with me! Still love your diary!

from peytonsplace :

actually is it just http://peytonsplace.diaryland.com/private/

from peytonsplace :

The secret entry is in http://peytonsplace.diaryland.com/private.html The username is private and the password is folder.

from evilestone :

The diary has never been reviewed before...at least if it has, no one has told me about it. ; ) About the only thing it really has going for it is honesty, everything is real, except the things specifically mentioned as fantasy.

from evilestone :

Hahaha, oooook... That's odd, never had a comment on my profile before, most people either just love or hate the diary. Thanks.

from evilestone :

My profile? Or my diary?

from pandionna :

Wow, you go fast on the treadmill. I go pretty slow, more of a jog. Maybe 5 miles an hour, if that. I was always the slowest kid in the class. Also, I've, uh, heh, got a few years on ya.

from irishblueyes :

Oh, no pressure...don't feel that you have to answer them, or if you don't like those I can come up with some others...whatever.

from sanetwin :

what a sweet bike. I love motorcycles, and guys that ride them *wink*

from lauralgood :

Hello my Gumpable friend. I have met a guy who really reminds me of the you I know through your writing. It is really nice. love laural

from irishblueyes :

Wanna answer my questions? I am asking everyone the same ones. Here they are - Tell us about the 1. song/album 2. book 3. movie that has meant the most to you or changed or influenced you the most.

from irishblueyes :

Exactly! I think "Kate" was always the girl I wanted to be, I'm not sure I ever really was/or am completely, but I do make a mean mix tape and well I at least used to smoke my fair share...

from ex-stripper :

Why do you have popups on your diary? Or, do you even know that you do have popups on your diary? Because, I see them, and I wonder; are you paid for them? What possible motive could there be? So, I thought I would ask. There you go.

from peytonsplace :

Your descriptions leave little to the imagination. "completely unfurled" HA!

from peytonsplace :

I know, totally. I mean, hello, get a life.

from peytonsplace :

Yeah, I received this note, which I have since deleted from a guy, obviously just trying to be a smartass, asking if I was the one sleeping with all the diayland men. I actually think it was based off of a sarcastic note I left for porktornado, and then he read your note about me being a review whore or something. ha ha ha Don't people have anything better to do.

from peytonsplace :

I am at work and feeling a bit neglected by my boyfriend. PS> Are you the one starting the rumors about me being a Diaryland whore?

from cutie1083 :

I'm okay, I guess. Are YOU okay?

from lealoo :

put the bit that says %%entry%% under the bit that says %%short_description%%. With a inbetween.

from aliop33 :

Yeah, I know he's such an ass. Luckily I stay out of his way as much as I can and it seems to work pretty well. I think he keeps taking out his anger at others in the office (crazy Rose) on me. Jerk. but luckily the HOA meeting went well yesterday. We Were APPROVED! now we wait for our condo closing tomorrow... wish us luck!

from me-me-meee :

Well the kids are happy but I don't know if I'd say this is a wonderful place to live. I'm considering moving to North Carolina in a little over a year, but I haven't made a firm decision yet. My cousin agreed to come with me though, so that's one less thing to worry about. She was going to move here to go to college, because she still lives in Illinois where I grew up, and I didn't want to just ditch her, but now I know that's all good. I've never been to Pittsburg but it isn't far away so I might eventually get there.

from lauralgood :

Oh my gorgeous gumpy! thanks for saying hi. I used to have a great affection for a boy named Bryce. I thought the name was as wonderful as everything then. I still think it is ok. I love the idea that you are creating in your diary, but I must say I will miss hearing about your words and thoughts and life...though I have a feeling you will find a way to put things into Bryce's life that will be from your own. I will be leaving you lots of notes now that I am back in the land of the cyber-whores! Stay happy. I have missed you. Love Laural

from shopaholic34 :

hey...nope I'm from Indiana. but I have family from in that area. I love the Patriots and the 49ers, but the 49ers pretty much suck...

from heyjude85 :

Well, actually you can't get to my archived entries, though you can see the "older.html" page. Were you looking for something? I could give you a quote from an entry, if you need it. The only way to get to them is to sign in on my name and "edit entries"

from me-me-meee :

I live in the land of rubber, aka Akron, Ohio. I couldn't do the roommate thing with 3 kids though. It just doesn't work out too well. :(

from me-me-meee :

I wasn't thinking. It isn't nice to sign a guestbook with the url to a locked diary and not give the password, so my username is locked and my password is up. Now I got it covered. :-D

from bethany9 :

yes, it is my diary i want reviewed, not my ass. and the magic word is "enema"

from elliorange :

♥ Hugs.

from cutie1083 :

I think if I ever saw a guy wearing an elephant thong I would laugh and run away. It's just not right; having an elephant's face THERE. Or any kind of animal. You know what? All underwear that resembles any kind of animal should just be banned forever.

from cutie1083 :

Happy Birthday! I'm sending your present on Saturday, I think:)

from barely-jeri :

happy birthday :). xx

from irishblueyes :

Oh my gosh, sorry to hear about the accident... i've been a litte on/off with the diary lately too. The knitting is taking over my life!! Unfortunately no more piercings, and actually I hardly ever wear earrings in the ones I've got anymore, have to wait till the little one stops trying to extract them from my ears with her bare hands you know! But I'm too chicken to get my tongue or anything pierced, i have to start working on tattoos next!

from kaybiff :

And on a completely different note--happy birthday! You should ask someone for twenty-five hugs now. Go! Ask! Hug!

from kaybiff :

Oh, but you see, your rights wouldn't matter. You would have no other choice than to like my killing you. I mean, after all, I am the pregnant woman and surely I know what's ultimately better for you ("you" read as "me"). Plus, if you don't let me kill you, you are infringing my rights. My rights to murder.

from soul-glimpse :

i thought i would be the first to wish you happy birthday--on your notes page at least. so what all do you have to look forward to now anyway? the senior citizens' discount? ha, just kidding. i hope it's a great one.

from iratelobster :

snot. <3

from iratelobster :

I know school had taken me. But that's alright. I have taken me back. Muahahaha. ...

from iratelobster :

pork.

from roni-ann :

Hey. I found your diary today. Don't be shocked if you end up on my favs list. It amused me for quite a while :)

from datchery :

the magic God ball says... You may not have a pony, request denied!

from cutie1083 :

I'm okay. But it was pretty scary. Kinda cool, but still scary.

from mwman :

Thanks for the note, would have replied earlier but your diary was locked, then I hated you. Now it`s not locked and I`ve decided to like you again. BTW, I like your MIT Phd application entry.

from cutie1083 :

I was going to ask you something...damn, I can't remember.

from aliop33 :

http://www.gumps.com/dept.asp?dept%5Fid=1500 i found this gump site and thought it was funny, or ironic, or coincidental...

from pms-reviews :

Your review is up at pms-reviews. :o)

from lauralgood :

I hope that last note did not make you feel sexually harrassed. Sorry if it did. I may have not been thinking too clearly when I left it... laural

from lauralgood :

You boring??? no you are not boring. I had this dream about you that...well lets just say it was very nice. Now how you dream about someone you havent met I dont know but lets just say you were not boring and I have this feeling that you would be as good in person. Oh so good...ok I am going to get the gump slut title soon if I don't stop. Thank you for the encouragement with the project. It means a lot. There are some really interesting Math people out there I just have to find them and relate them to the childen. Your opinion was one i was hoping to get. I do appreciate it. Thank you. Love Laural If something may occur to you later about it email me or send me a note about it. thanks agian.

from mondocurio :

Dayum!!!!

from mondocurio :

is someone moving?

from the-book-bag :

Hey! Glad you enjoyed the entry. I love quotes and have a notebook full of them. The one I put up yesterday was something I read just recently...but it's stuck with me. -Cat

from ex-stripper :

I was 5�3� and I still am, it was only my ass that got bigger! Glad you liked the pics and thanks for the note!

from lauralgood :

Oh yeah I loved your story. It really was good. Are you still writing fiction stories? Love Laural

from mondocurio :

i may possibly....one of our staff will be leaving in july...but what specifically is the person looking for?

from mondocurio :

hey gump...hows life treatin' ya? i'm at work, its raining. I was on tv last night, for .23 seconds. You want my autograph?

from peytonsplace :

www.overstock.com just go to bedding and sheets.

from cutie1083 :

Thanks for the Easter notes; there's nothing like waking up to notes like that and having your bladder almost explode, lol. Whoa, I have to pee! I'm not even fully awake yet, damn it. Ignore me, I'm stupid.

from lauralgood :

And as it has been written, he shall be named Gump. Not Nomar, Not Rodger (though better than Nomar, still not good enough.) Only Gump will do. Laural

from the-book-bag :

Damn! I get shafted for a pet!! Ouch. Hehe.

from irishblueyes :

Hey! Don't be trying to convince my sweet girl Laural to name her boy child Nomar of all things! I have since suggested many respectable Yankee names for her thank you very much!

from lauralgood :

Nomar??!! Oh my. Thank you for the laugh--I am about to leave to go pay my taxes to this wonderful government of ours and I needed to laugh. Goddess bless you, Gump. Love Laural

from sanetwin :

Score! Full brownie points for gump!

from aliop33 :

Thank you for thinking Townhouse with us! it worked. we have filled out the contracts and are going back to sign them tonight. then, if all goes well, in 45 days we will be moving in!!!!! Yipee I Kay aye! (or however you would spell that) Thanks again. A little positive energy projecting always does the trick.

from the-book-bag :

Okay see, I wasn't even thinking logistics. I guess I'll just have to 'ho myself out so I can afford to build a fully furnished isolated mountain retreat with indoor plumbing. It's actually a good idea. The results of an online quiz I took said I could make a thousdand dollars a night as a hooker. -Hell Cat

from the-book-bag :

Thank you for your note. I'll be reading you too...gee, that doesn't sound too stalker-esque does it. -Cat

from lauralgood :

Hey I thought your name was gump! No seriously, name one good boy name. There are not any. none. I dare you to give me one. Hey you are really great. love Laural

from peytonsplace :

It's sent. See if you got.

from irishblueyes :

Sorry about that - should be unlocked now, I was just working on the layout today!

from peytonsplace :

It is TO working! *stamps foot like a bratty child* I've received other e-mail, like the stupid notices that you are sending me all these notes. Wanna read a cheesy piece of fan fic I wrote?

from peytonsplace :

And Gump Hood is some great name? Yes, I have on flip flops. And no, I'm not a hippee. They are just incredibly comfortable. :p

from dani-lou :

BTW, I never thought you were boring. I'm not sure what happened to you on my favs before. Toodles! Dani.

from peytonsplace :

Maybe if you'd give me your real e-mail instead of this stupid diaryland one you would receive my electronic correspondences. in the meantime, it didn't say much, so you can just e-mail me, or we can talk through notes all the live long day.

from soul-glimpse :

i think just... i have had these dreams of going to school and being a writer for as long as i can remember. that's cliche but so true. and for so long, they were put on the back burner b/c i was so self-absorbed in my depression but i feel like that's finally receding. it's weird. i almost don't even know who i am without it. not that it's not still there. anyway... to answer the question, i don't know. i just have to take it day by day and hope for the best. what else can i do? and thanks for joining my ring :) i feel special.

from peytonsplace :

I resent the file for your review and response. Translation: Check your e-mail, damn it.

from peytonsplace :

yes, yes I am. I sent you an electronic correspondence.

from aliop33 :

so how can we overcome this cynasism and get back the "fire" in our bellies, i.e: dreams.? why does something like depression and anger get such a huge reaction from ourselves while happiness and joy get nothing but a blip on the radar? i mean, for myself i definately can write or talk more about something bad than good.

from soul-glimpse :

and yet you do not join my server ring? i know you're old and grey now, moved into the world of salaries and loans, but come on: i need someone to join to boost my self-esteem.

from dani-lou :

No siree, I'm not watching to see. You are a fav! Don't know what took me so long. Toodles, Dani.

from elliorange :

♥ I adore you.

from irishblueyes :

Glad to see you're back unlocked, even if it is only for the time being!

from ex-stripper :

i noticed that

from buenacabra :

gumphood friend. long time no write. sorry to see your diary is locked, I've been sort of neglecting my diaryland stuff for quite some time. As for the people who hate that your diary is locked- screw it- most people like to keep a diary a private thing, you don't have to share it with anyone you don't want to... besides "i'll make fun of you forever" is such a 5 year old thing to say. HAHAHA. Much peace. Stop by, say Hi. Viva la buenacabra!

from gumphood :

It's true. More later, but email with the password if you don't already have it

from kerbang :

attention all: gump is a sissy and locked his diary because someone he knew in high school (oh god forbid) found it and was mad. (oh the horror) (THIS IS SARCASM) (p.s. if you delete this note i will make fun of you FOREVER)

from cutie1083 :

Not trying to be dramatic or anything, but if you don't unlock your diary I may die. Just kidding....or am I?

from elliorange :

♥ Guess who forgets your username and password? *looks around* That's right. Me. *pouts* Can I come in?

from kerbang :

i hate you. unlock your stupid diary stupid.

from irishblueyes :

hey i just found you and now you're locked? what gives?

from aliop33 :

What happened? why did you lock me out? (Oh how special i think i am) MECHA - IT'S ME, LET ME IN!!

from roklobster :

ditto on the *sniffle* Where oh where has my gumper gone?!

from alwaysange :

Locked out? ::sniffles::

from scumthing :

the password is toesocks. please send me yours!

from cutie1083 :

Dude, when's your birthday?!?!

from soul-glimpse :

"Not hugely fem, but like gay enough that he spent like 30 minutes doing his hair." i, like, found this sentence, like, highly amusing. haha, you amuse me. great story. WAY TO PERPETUATE HOMOPHOBIA. j/k... i gotta get out of here!

from mondocurio :

the gift was girly stuff... like gel socks(keep your feet soft), pumice stone, thumb massager, a nalgene water bottle, a scrubber that you can but a bar of soap in, and a thing thats supposed to chill a bottle of wine in 5 mins.

from cutie1083 :

I'm going to keep writing in the diary. I shouldn't stop b/c of stupid shit, so I'm not gonna.

from aliop33 :

MECHA, YOU ARE PROGRAMMED THE BEST. I DID NOT WANT YOU TO COMPUTE THAT I WAS JUST SOME ROBOT WHORE - EVEN THOUGH I AM - THAT IS WHY I SUGGESTED THE BOILER ROOM. MY PANTS ARE A FINE PLACE FOR YOU TO JUMP INTO. I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU...TIC TIC TIC TIC

from elliorange :

♥ Hugs. I bet you're so great to just... spend time with. :)

from peytonsplace :

Gump and me are like peas and carrots. He's my best good friend.

from peytonsplace :

He's on vacation. You know, for a principal, you sure do have awful grammatical skills.

from soul-glimpse :

of course i have a problem with divine. that EXCEEDS FIVE PEOPLE. and then that just defeats the whole purpose. if you want to see look-a-likes, how about kiera knightley (once again, the spelling...) and winona ryder. those two look like twins. plus, is it just me or do you have an abnormal amount of teenage girls tracking your every move? perhaps you should change your diary name to pimphood.

from razor-vixen :

Hey there, I hope everything is okay with you? The password I have from you doesn't work....if you feel comfortable can I have the new one? [email protected] day doesn't seem complete without a little Gump!

from lauralgood :

Hey I just wanted to say I really like you and you make the world better by being in it. I am so glad you found Irishblueyes (Kris) she is so neat and cool it is not even funny! She is wonderful. Love Laural

from irishblueyes :

You can't imagine how many Yankee haters I have met by having this diary! It seems that no matter how many great new diaries I find, they always seem to be Yankee haters, it's unreal! So yes, once again I must admit that I am a Yankee fan, but before you stone me, I explain the same thing to everyone. I am not a bandwagoner, but a Yankee fan by marriage. My husband has been following them for practically every one of his 29 years on this earth, mostly bad years too when he was a kid. So, hope you'll find it in your heart to still associate with me. I know it'll be hard, but I'll try to keep my Yankee loving opinions to a minimun in the diary this season for fear of offending too many of my diary friends!

from irishblueyes :

Well, we're about the same age, I'm 25. And the only possible plus to living in NJ for the past 3 years is 1. - I have (as is apparently required by law) a Bruce Springsteen fan. Sounds corny, but I really understand his music now that I've lived here. and 2. I live right in the same area where all the Kevin Smith movies have been set and made, which is cool since I'm a dork like that! - But you're right, the west coast really does have the monopoly on natural beauty. After you've lived out there you wonder what so many people are doing living on this coast still. But Boston seems nice, I've been there a few times years ago. But I have to ask - are you a Red Sox fan?

from irishblueyes :

Hey. Thanks for the note over at the Fotopage. Isn't Seattle lovely? Regarding the school question...I did one semester of colleg at Loyola Chicago, but the next two years at University of Kentucky, but I'm took a hiatus when I got married, so I'm going back to finish in the fall. And just for interest, I went to high school in Chicago...Oddly enough though most of those pictures are from the west coast, I only lived there for a total of 9 months...6 in Washington and 3 in California, but I loved it. Now I'm in godforsaken New Jersey and can't wait to get the hell out. Where are you?

from lauralgood :

Yes, you have to continue to be a man of mystery. By the way, IHOP is one of my most favorite places. Not that I love the food so much (though their pancakes with blueberry syrup are so nice) I just love being up at 3am with friends being silly. love Laural

from cutie1083 :

so you think I shouldn't completely abandon the diary even with the bullshit thats been going on?

from liquidhuman :

YOU MET THE FAB 5?!?! Ooooo, what I wouldn't do to give Kyan Douglas a spray-on tan. I am jealous of you. Mmmm, pancakes.

from irishblueyes :

Hey. Thanks for your note. Well as far as learning about me, I do have a bunch of those survey thingy's which you can find under the Liner Notes tab at the top of my page, they tend to be somewhat informative. As far as a favorite entry, I'll have to think on that one. But I can tell you this - I must put in my two cents about your pancake entry - you have to try IHOP's country griddle cakes. I know, sounds scary, but they make them with cream of wheat and they are just fabulous. But don't try adding cream of wheat to normal pancakes at home because I assure you that it will not work. But they're my favorite of all time, oh but for making at home, use the little trick on the bisquick box where you add the sugar, lemon juice and baking powder or whatever it is, makes them very, very yummy. Ok, enough about pancakes...I'm getting hungry and trying to stick to a futile diet! Look forward to reading more. - Kris

from aliop33 :

Have I told you that You are the Best lately? Seriously, Shelly is one lucky lady...(gosh, i hope i got the name right hahaha)! I need a lot of things, the first of which being time off. Can you help me with that? Just call my boss and tell them i need a few days off. that would be great! j/k. thanks though. it's starting to look a bit better now...HOuse HOuse House...

from spiraloutxx :

We had to do a poster project on how important microbes are in teh composting process. Ours, I must say, kicked some serious ass. By the way, i think you should call in sick to work and listen to our LAST radio show on Friday. Posse out.

from lauralgood :

Well, you lovely gump you, I guess if you are 23 or 24 you would have been 13 when I got married. Thank you for the kind wishes. Ten years is a long time. Esp when you have been through the things that larry and I have. I shake my fist at giving up! love Laural

from sanetwin :

thanks for the happy thoughts!! I'm not sure if I believe in that whole first sight thing yet either, but I might start too.

from vurtinsanity :

Hey, you wanted to know if my pent up sexual rage is ongoing or a one time deal? Well it's off and on. Usually once every three months or so I get like this. I'm not always this damn fiesty. Anyone who is should be forced to undergo psychic evaluation for nymphomania. :) Thanks for the interest though.

from lauralgood :

Hey cutie. Thanks for the encouragement. I am really glad you are back. Diaryland missed you. and so did I. Love Laural

from spiraloutxx :

Dude, you're supposed to ENTICE them into saying banana for you. Like ask them what's big and long and you can eat it...oh and yellow. MAKE THEM SAY IT! Don't wait for it!

from peytonsplace :

Dude, you're gone for 10 days and you start our conversation back up by trying to piss me off? You personify the phrase with friends like these . . . .

from peytonsplace :

It is for me. I missed you.

from peytonsplace :

Well howdy there partner. I was wondering when/if you were coming back.

from scarydoll :

re: a long time ago you asked me about antidepressants & sex... they make the big O almost impossible, no matter how much romance and or lust is involved. That sucks. Sorry it took so long for me to answer.

from aliop33 :

Um,I would like to be enjoying the words of your intern, but there aren't any. No entry yesterday, on St. Patty's Day! None today yet, although its early now...Where are you Gump? I miss you

from velvet-heart :

That answer to things you were looking for before- its there now.

from gillybean76 :

I'm a girl who doesn't have DMB's Crash album. In fact, I'm a girl, and in my extensive music collection, you will not find *anything* by Dave Matthews Band. So, ha! :)

from lauralgood :

I am so along for the ride! Gosh you have many, many admirers. It must feel good to be loved by so many women. And I am sure a few men. Keep happy and have the most fun ever in London. Love me.

from cutie1083 :

A good week? W/o you? Never :)

from kaybiff :

*laugh* I didn't ask you though. How did you like it? Was it good..for you? Haha.

from kaybiff :

Clarifying and editing?! Bah! All the automatic html killed it! It's like, "Stab, new paragragh, stab!" Poor thing.

from ex-stripper :

Thanks for your note, I appreciate your condolences.

from cutie1083 :

I did everything I wasn't supposed to do. I am an idiot.

from cutie1083 :

I don't know what I did!?!?!!? I know that we were chatting, but I don't know what I said to her! Chris said that I told him that she and I were ENGAGED! Oh, I fucked up. I don't know what I did last night.

from sanetwin :

and I misspelled squeal. I feel brilliant!

from sanetwin :

*girlish squel of delight* I was added!! Thank you :)

from sanetwin :

*girlish squel of delight* I was added!! Thank you :)

from peytonsplace :

All right, Red Rover, the links fixed. I'm sure you are looking forward to all those hits my page will bring you.

from d-ani-christ :

bump bump.. what goes bump in the night? the sound, the fear its an awful fright! bump bump what goes bump in the night? oh.. look, its just gump... looking for the light....... switch. MUWAHHAA Hah hah ha haw.. *cough* .. ha.

from cutie1083 :

HOWDY!!@!!!! Iam so bored riht now.

from cutie1083 :

BTW, what's it like to not have siblings? I'm curious, since I have five.

from cutie1083 :

I love your entry...for a while, my brother hated me b/c every time he did something I went and did it ten times better. I didn't do it b/c I hated him; I did it b/c I wanted to push him. And every time I did something great, my grandparents would talk about how he wouldn't do so great, and my mom would talk about how what I did wasn't a big deal, and my brother and I would just sit there listening the whole time, thinking of ways to be better than each other. Fortunately, we grew up...but it must've been hard on him having the "perfect big sister" thing. I, on the other hand, always wanted a big brother, mostly b/c I wanted someone to protect me and I wanted someone to look up to.

from lauralgood :

I am better with the trees. Man I just hope a principal will be able to see it. And soon. I feel like shooting my supervisor. I hate Casinos. love me.

from kaybiff :

You know, sir. That looks like the same propaganda "the man" would try to make me believe. "I'm not the man, no. I'm the fuzz." Lies! All of it! The fuzz is the (po)police. You are not the (po)police. I'm on to you, sir. You and your shifty, sketchy ways.

from peytonsplace :

Nope, not for her. Where have you been all day?

from lauralgood :

Gump optimistic? hmmm. Must be your upcoming trip over the pond. I have some great friends over there right now studying. I cant remember the universities names but I think one of them is Swanzee. Anyway, I hope you have a great trip! I am curious about the whole diary shutting/not shutting thing. If you have time (which I doubt you do) and wish to let me in on the mystery send me an email [email protected]. Have a wonderful day! Love me.

from proseuche :

interesting to read about the every day occurences of your life. it's all in the details... i just did one of those 100 things about me lists, and am impressed with myself that i totally blew off a work day to get it done, major time suckage :) have a good one, jen

from cutie1083 :

I didn't call. I was about to, but then I stopped myself. Then I erased the phone number from my notebook, which is great, b/c I never memorized it, so now I have no idea how to call, even if I wanted to.

from sarika :

my.name.is.sarika. x

from kaybiff :

It wasn't really over the weekend, it was during one of my breaks (which failed). Besides this, you guessed Willy Wonka and Darwin. I want crackers.

from sarika :

chocolate. then maybe ice cream. ultimate in comfort eating. how about yourself? x

from lauralgood :

Pish Posh indeed! I don't know how you guys deal with snow. I get mad when it goes below 50 degrees! I hope the Spring comes soon for y'all. Keep smiling. How odd it is that one so far away and whom I have not met can make me smile just from saying hello. This internet thing is really silly and wonderful! talk with you soon. love laural

from cutie1083 :

my...brain...is...exploding

from velvet-heart :

I'm sorry that I didn't reply to your 2nd email, but I will. I just wanted to stop by and thank you for the emails. Good day Gump.

from cutie1083 :

I was shopping earlier and I had a thought, and I know I wanted to leave you a note about it, but now I can't remember what the hell the thought was about.

from scumthing :

hiiiiiiiiiii!!! the password is toesocks

from lauralgood :

Hmm. It does get into the dangerous area when one wants to hold and be near someone who is not their partner. However, it also gets interesting at that point too. No matter how much you love someone the first blush of a crush is always sweet. always. For a girl I think it is more dangerous because we are programmed to think that sex has to do with love. if you have sex with someone a relationship must follow. I think it would be easier for a man to seperate it all. Just a thought: does it diminish your girlfriend (or you?) at all if you do wish to and act on the holding and whatever else with another person? and if so how? I mean if you aren't taking time away from her, say she is working or out of town for the weekend or just doesn't want to hang out with you for whatever reason, how is it harmful to her? Except ofcourse for her ego. I am speaking completely hypothetically, by the way. What do you think of this? love me.

from aliop33 :

yeah, i grew up catholic too, sunday school etc, but i went to public school. now i am more wicca oriented in my religous beliefs. more monday...have a great weekend.

from soul-glimpse :

i did see the comic and found it highly amusing. i do see that element in her diary. then again i'm pretty amused when anyone is being made fun of and especially when i have some sort of insight into the joke being told. you guys are all amusing though. have a good weekend.

from cutie1083 :

Luckily, I didn't shit on it. Even in angry rage, I still managed to realize that shitting on that stuff would've probably clogged the toilet when I wouldve flushed.

from razor-vixen :

Why, you should be an artiste, of course! The skill & dexterity you showed with your mouse are unparalled! And thanks for your concern, yes I am better today!!! *hug* You are a nice guy.

from mestupchick :

ah so you noticed the plentiful random bruised lips references? to make a long story short, i was a very.very.very. abused child...and one of the only places on my body that never received a bruise were my lips. however, my first love, the first time he kissed me, kissed me so long and hard that my lips bruised a darker shade for days. (i'm anemic and i bruise really easily.) i guess the combination of the two bears the significance. i didnt know you read my diary, but youre on my list. (smiles).alana.

from not-tuesday :

Dreams are very funny. I could be a model. Just chubby, unattractive, nerdy model. Or not.

from ex-stripper :

It was nothing. Someone plagerised an email I wrote about a year ago, using some of it verbatim in a news letter for a theatre group. It wasn't really a big deal, but those of us who were stolen from deserved credit for our words.

from cutie1083 :

Your comic is really funny...and I emailed you with the latest development in the "AJ trusts someone and gets slaughtered AGAIN" story.

from peytonsplace :

It was a joke and obviously not a very good one.

from peytonsplace :

"Hey there. I have a question. When would you consider yourself to have been the hottest you were in your life. Like if you had to pick to look like yourself at one age for your "hottest" pick...what age or what time would that be?" 17 was my best body wise, but of course I didn't know it at the time. I think I'm more "put together" overall though now.

from spiraloutxx :

I hate that stupid dog. I swear, I think he made me into who I am today: a sad, shy little, paranoid girl, that thinks everyone is laughing at her. All because of some stupid dog laughing at be because I can't shoot the damn ducks! I HATE YOU, STUPID DOG!

from sacy :

Your notes page only took a thousand seconds to load - you are so humiliatingly unpopular here at Diaryland. Hang your head in shame, and hurry up about it. But anyway, you left a note in my (lately neglected, hence the long time to reply) diary a while back, requesting my password. You can have it, so long as you promise not to be disappointed with my boring life. E-mail me at [email protected] and I will happily grace you with a VIP entry pass. Thanks for your interest, please come again.

from lauralgood :

You are right, ofcourse. about attraction I mean. I have just lately been able to see the niceness in some men. I have issues with them going back far...far. I think I am just now really seeing men for what they are: mostly cool, intelligent beings who just want to hang out and have fun, like me. It has taken time though. I am in the mood to read a funny gump but I will take what I get. love me.

from serenaville :

Yes, sweet man, I'll be just fine. No worries! Thank you for the concern, though. By June, I'll REALLY be aces again. ;) Heh. *HUGS*

from misspinkkate :

No silly, I'm not looking to shop *with* a boy, I'm looking to shop *for* a boy. Biiiiiig difference. A boy would give me money, and I would go out by myself and find him fabulous clothes. Having the boy accompany me would ruin the fun of the project!

from cutie1083 :

I'm emailing you, but be warned that you're going to think I'm an idiot and/or may be a bit mad that I didn't say anything before.

from cutie1083 :

oh, i have something very important to tell you!!!

from soul-glimpse :

in all honesty, i'm straining my brain to remember how i stumbled upon anniewaits18's diary and i can't. however, it did happen and i've been reading her for a while, soaking up these characters when alas, i realized the characters have diaries too! anyway, i just find you all amusing. no plans to lurk about your windows at the moment, thanks.

from velvet-heart :

No, hon, I am not your enemy. We can be whatever you wish- I'm not in the nemesis of making enemies myself, but I sure seem to leave behind a nasty track record. And Yes I have seen you around in a lot of places - Alana, Aj, and a few others. Everything is fine if you ever want to talk to me. It's your choice. I hope you have a good day dear.

from blackeyeddog :

I really hope you are right. These two people are unbelievable. They have been married two years, separated numerous times and in more fist fights than I can count. But I am probably angry because he is my ex... ;) I am human, after all!

from mondocurio :

Thanks for the pep talk! You are right.. Also..know anyone looking for a room..someone is moving out..

from cutie1083 :

Meds do make some people stop feeling. I guess that is what they're meant to do. I took them, and I still had the same feelings, only I couldn't really express what I felt. All of my feelings were all mixed up and half the time my mood swings were so bad that I didn't know what I was feeling; and I couldn't explain to anyone how I felt b/c it was like I didn't have the energy to cry or scream or anything. I couldn't write, I couldn't paint, I was just...numb. I guees that's what my parents wanted at the time. It was one of the worst times in my whole life; I stopped taking them when I was old enough to make the decision to stop.

from moronicangel :

"Girls, what would cause you to avoid your ex�s at reunions?" Well if the break-up was messy, I'd avoid you because I didn't wanna see you or deal with you at all. Or maybe she's one of those people who's a drama queen and holds grudges for *really* long times. I hold grudges, but not for years. Maybe months if you piss me off enough, but not years. :P

from cutie1083 :

I actually sent him that letter. He's such an asshole. To him, being bi is this big horrible thing; you know, since it supposedly makes me a "sinner" and whatnot. But he wasn't really around before I came out anyway, so when he said all that shit about not wanting a faggot for a daughter it didn't hurt as much. He just doesn't care; and that's fine, but I'm still allowed to get mad on his birthday. I'm kinda upset b/c once I sent the letter and I reread what I wrote from my notebook, I noticed that the whole letter just screams "angry, hurt little girl".

from heyjude85 :

hey gumpness lol, just wanted to let you know that I've not been ignoring you! I still check my diaryland members page, and read people's diaries. I also add an entry to my diary when I add an entry to the new blog, so you'll know when I update. Anyhow, have a Super Tuesday! **dies**

from ex-stripper :

Actually, you sound like you are about the same age as me, but that�s neither here nor there, fuddy duddyies have interesting stories too. Oh, and the notes, I was having paranoia about a reader. I wanted people to sign the guest book so I get the IP#. There was some person who lived in TN who would sit on my site for like 15 hrs a day, logging more than 75 pv/day for about two weeks. Odd, seeing as that I only hit 100 entries last week.

from kaybiff :

No, no. Not a soldier. A DDRing knight. *laugh*

from stinkycookie :

Oh yes, I was all over Carmen & Dave when I had cable (sob). I just wanted to get a glimpse of Perry.

from beagle47 :

there's a gump in my hood, and would that i could tell him all's good as i know that i should. yet time is a short and i'm sad to report life seems to thwart this gentleman sort. so here are my thanks to the gump-man who ranks, "dude your short visit cranks and you without question top my list of the swanks..." (thanks for dropping in, i really appreciate it gump).

from iamfalling :

Yeah, I'm about as clever as you are when it comes to LJ usernames. iamfalling was taken, so now im_falling.

from lauralgood :

Hey my day is so much better since you said hello. It seems you make everyone feel good. So I am right there with you on the Oscars. Go read my entry if you want a bit more detail. love me. Oh and people really ask you to review them??? That was a funny review by the way.

from cutie1083 :

I love love looove your notes

from misspinkkate :

I actually did see a kid yesterday morning that totally appeared to be cheating- leaning way over to look at his neighbor's test. Because it's not the real SAT, it's not like I have to bust his ass, embarass him, or kick him out. I just stared at him until he noticed I was looking. Coincedentially, I'm sure, his eyes only focused on his desk. So yea, the job is cool.

from sarika :

no...hence my confusion! x

from sarika :

uplifting email...?

from cutie1083 :

My brother is helping me write music to go with the songs:) Although, I did like your little musical note.

from sanetwin :

*slaps forehead* I'm so out of it today. I'm in IL, but my boy is in Germany. I think you were the only guy brave enough to comment on that entry lol.

from elliorange :

♥ LOTR received 11 awards. It tied with Titanic for most received awards at the Oscars. Maybe I thought it was so boring because I never watched any of the LOTR movies. Maybe I would have been more excited if I enjoyed them. Since I wasn't excited for them, that's what made it boring for me. It did seem like they held back quite a bit. Of course, people nowadays just don't walk up and say thank you... they start talking about the President and the world and their opinions. Just say thank you - the end. *smiles*

from sanetwin :

I thought you had been neglecting me *sniffle* then I was managing my comments and saw a bunch you had posted that I couldn't see for some stupid reason. Yayyyyy. *big smile* So why would it be good if Germany is in New York? Is that where you are?

from scarydoll :

Hey, yeah. I read through a lot of your diary & was thoroughly entertained! I password my diary to keep my life out of Google, but if you�d like the password please leave me your email address in my notes. I�m sure you�ll just love it. Hahahha. Seriously.

from uberfrau :

Actually, I am going to graduate school here at a school with delusions of grandeur. I moved up here from San Francisco/Bay area. I love Montreal too. It rocks. I don't really like boston all that much, though to be fair I haven't been there since I was 15 when I visted family with my grandma.

from elliorange :

♥ xoxo.

from uberfrau :

I live in Montreal, but your apartment seems more interesting than mine.

from peytonsplace :

Well, he thought it was prudent to let me know about the flip flopping on the stove at 1 this morning. Gee thanks, dear. But we didn't find him *whispers dead* till this morning.

from gwensworld :

i think it will turn out for the best....especially if you and everyoen else on diaryland send money to the "sarah is poor and pregnant" fund. and if you'll be my baby's daddy ;)

from bbwing :

(2/18)Well, thanks for that advice, but breaking it down into sections won't help (or maybe it will) because I can't figure out the notes that you put in with it (foot notes, end notes, etc.). If you have any ideas, I would much appreciate to hear them. ~Erin~

from cutie1083 :

You've read "Little Women"? Wow...I didn't know there were actually boys who had read it...*sigh* you are so cool:)

from serenaville :

Dude. Was that your real name, or were you signing incognito too?!? Don't keep this a secret, ancient or otherwise.

from spiraloutxx :

I'm not crazy! How am I crazy? Am I crazy? *gets all crazy eyed and paranoid*

from spiraloutxx :

yes, I have my cell phone on me all the time, yes I answer it all the time, but voicemail's fun and the only reason I got it, was because I didn't have to pay for caller ID. CALL ME! (whenever you want to) CALL ME! *does the Call Me Dance of Life*

from liquidhuman :

I'm trying to figure out the logistics of how, exactly, you skiied into a bus. Good job!

from living-lulu :

Thanks, I think...and HEY!... You could do what you want with it. Just don�t wipe your ass with it you'll get ringworm.

from peytonsplace :

You should have signed it Maddox. You multy personality freak.

from mondocurio :

Spank you for your support.

from spiraloutxx :

Urge was present, and I acted on that urge. Middle of winter and I'm the only girl wearing a skirt and fishnets at school today. Star? I think so.

from lauralgood :

Heya Mr. Gump. Wow she serviced a line of boys for beads? She had to feel awful the next morning...though they do say that Manhattan was bought with beads. Maybe some people are just drawn to colorful, shiny things that hang around ones neck. ? Oh I agree with your note about "maturuty is in direct coralation to cynism." I can not remember the name of the person you wrote it to but I went to their note page and read what you wrote. Though I will say that I am getting more hopeful as I age. Not hopeful as in "prince charming" hopeful but hopeful as in "I may just make a difference in this world" hopeful. I need to write about that because it only occurred to me after reading your comment. Wow one can make a difference even when one is not aware they are doing so! love me.

from aliop33 :

Yup a little baby beagle! He is adorable. Did your howl a lot? We are trying to vibe him quiet thoughts, but when he gets whining, you can hear that howl wanting to escape those doggy lips. I absolutely love this dog and we are so glad we got him. The best part will be when we move to the house...then he can run around like crazy. I can't wait...

from spiraloutxx :

I was looking at your profile and I was getting scared, because my name wasn't on your buddy list anymore and I was thinking to myself, "Has Gump forsaken me? WHY?! OH WHY?!" and then I scrolled up abit and saw that I'd earned myself a comment. I am worthy! You kick butt.

from bbwing :

(2/19) That's a good way to look a things. Well, not that I'm cynical, but that's a good analyzation of what I had to say.

from bbwing :

(2/19) What do you mean maturuty is in direct coralation to cynism? Elaborate, please.

from cutie1083 :

I did find the design last night, so I guess getting a my little pony tattoo isn't an option anymore. I did want to let you know that I had a bunch of my little pony cards left from v-day, so if you want them let me know and I'll send 'em your way.

from elliorange :

♥ You're right. I don't like being yelled at. I don't like confrontations. Telemarketing would be one of the worst jobs ever. I don't want to talk to shithead people on the phone - who really don't want to listen to being with. Plus, they'd probably yell at me. :oP

from razor-vixen :

Damnit, this page takes forever to load! Anyhow hon, looks like you're having the world's longest brain fart...what the hell's happening to you? Could our gumpy be lost forever????

from misspinkkate :

It was the diary of bluenadia6- it's a great read.

from barely-jeri :

Well you weren't too specific in why you feel like junk, but I am going to give you a big cyber huge and hope it makes you feel at least a little bit better. (((((((hugz)))))))))

from aliop33 :

Yes, the house is good news, as long as it all works out that is. And You may ask ANY Question you want. if i get offended I will just either a. not answer the question or 2. never ever ever talk to you again. No, just kidding, i will still talk to you. just email them to me at [email protected] megan

from proseuche :

hope your day goes better today. be good, jen

from spiraloutxx :

Pssst, Gump? Have a hug!

from soverycherry :

1) You SHOULD learn the names of the Fab Five. They are AWESOME and HILARIOUS and I should REALLY STOP THIS ALL-CAPS MADNESS. 2) I keep meaning to ask you for the password/username for your secret entries - may I have it, please?

from liquidhuman :

It is really scary to think that there is actually porn in the world consisting of a French dude in a dinosaur costume, but at the same time, AWESOME! But not in a sexy way, more in a creepy way. My sister says she didn't download the 152 porn Mpegs, and I kind of believe her, because she's got a stash of Playgirls, and the stuff on our computer was more "bukake" in nature. Body fluids everywhere! So bizarre. PS, I liked your drunk dialling entry.

from captvfirefly :

Thanks for the comment on today's entry! I'm glad you found it interesting (and not just a bunch of melodramatic crap). You are correct - it's all about perspective.

from candora :

This is a test. (beep) This is a test of the Emergency Valentine's Day System. (EVS) This test is to see if leaving notes around DLand will make this a wonderful day in spite of not particularly being with anyone romantically at the moment. (ummm) May the results be that all this love in my heart found some productive use. (smile) And maybe a giggle or few (I'll imagine sitting over there in the corner of your party :)

from elliorange :

♥ Happy Valentine's Day!

from lauralgood :

Hey. Thank you for the card and more importantly your note with the card. Your entry for your girlfriend was really beautiful. You are a really cool guy. Keep smiling. laural

from kaybiff :

You know, my last note sounded as if I was some kind of porn spam. Anyway, thank you muchy for the "flash" card...That works in two ways! Haha! Take that, Lexicon! Uh, but thank ye. Have fun and stuff. I leave!

from victorianna :

Hey, thanks for visiting my site! My secret lover? Are you talking about Kevin that I mentioned in my entry? He's my boss at work and he and I are like buddies. And yes, he is unavailable, unfortunatly he's married...**sigh**. He doesn't fit in the "hottie" category, he's actually in the "cutie" category. If you go to my fotolog, there's pictures in my archive of him amoung others. Blessed Be!! ~V~

from kaybiff :

I had an idea that might be wise to pass through you. It's like a diaryring but less stalkerish. This is probably not making any sense. It's more visual. Ask for the link and your questions will be answered!

from razor-vixen :

Actually, I prefer to have V-Day on a week day. You're at work most of the day, don't have to think about it and/or being all alone. Plus Pops always sends me flowers to work. If I didn't have that wedding tomorrow, I'd be sitting around by myself all day, feeling sorry for myself while (probably) getting drunk & crying whlie my friends are all with their significant others. Yes, it may just be a "Ha11mark" holiday, but dammit, I buy into that crap!

from misspinkkate :

Hehehe, thanks for the kind words. hope your keeeeeey gets fiiiiiiiiiixeeeeed.

from peytonsplace :

I CAN"T READ IT! Send it here [email protected] Damn virus starting geeks.

from peytonsplace :

My e-mail is all kinds of fucked up. It may take a while for me to answer and you may have to send it again. I'll let you know. This sucks.

from kaybiff :

Well, you know I'm a sucker for candy corns. And you have to stop my entry making! I'm going insane! INSANE! ...I want a cookie.

from joeparadox :

I'm going to be in Boston the weekend of Memorial Day! I have a wedding to go to that Saturday.

from cutie1083 :

I kinda like Maroon 5 too, which is odd, but they're so...what's the word I'm looking for??? I don't know. Anyway, I like the Valentines thingie, especially the part about Care Bears:)

from bbwing :

(2/12)That's whats the warning was for. So if you didn't want to read it, you didn't have to.:) I've left a lot of good notes lately? You're welcome I guess. They can't be THAT good seeing as they come from me.

from razor-vixen :

TATER TOTS! Wow, you must be real speshul employees to get tater tots. We only have a couple crappy vending machines. :-P```

from bluenadia6 :

So you'll be in England after Saint Patrick's Day, huh? Too bad... I won't be able to visit the UK until the week of Guy Fawkes Day. Book signing tours, and all that rot. You know how it is. Call Rhonda (my receptionist) sometime after Lent, and we'll work around our schedules. I ought to be back from Cairo by then.

from peytonsplace :

It's fixed now. Re: Sex crazed. I was trying to spice things up a bit. Did it work?

from living-lulu :

lol.. that sounds about right

from peytonsplace :

hhmmmm, they worked for me. I guess I have to try something else.

from kaybiff :

I didn't forget the Thunder Cats. The reason they were ommited is because I have them covered. VHS, baby. Oh yeah.

from bluenadia6 :

Talking is always welcome, but stalking...? That's another story. Call my receptionist sometime after St. Patrick's day; maybe we can work something out.

from living-lulu :

Thanks for the get well hun! Do you really think those shows aren't scripted... just a little?

from misspinkkate :

I know what you mean- I look at some people, and wonder how they put that much energy into every day. Especially when it comes to girls and really uncomfortable shoes- maybe for a night on the town, but for classes? Sneakers here. Almost always. I try to look good, but only within the confines of comfort.

from misspinkkate :

Nah, I think they're real. They jiggle around like real ones do. And she makes 'em jiggle, too, man. She has this strut- she's almost always wearing heels, and she struts with a straight back, booty going back and forth- Boob Girl is pretty amazing. I can barely make it out of bed most days.

from mestupchick :

ooooh...a v-day card would be lovely...

from mylovedies :

can i have a v-day card?

from cutie1083 :

Your christmas cards were definitely a success, so I want a V-day email from you:) BTW, I sent you a "My Little Pony" V-day card through snail mail.

from elliorange :

♥ I wonder what it's like hearing you whisper the words, "I Love You..."

from peytonsplace :

Oops, I thought you did, but then I just realized one of the reviews for that book did. So sorry Great Gump. We make a lovely pair, huh.

from stinkycookie :

Oooooh, a comment...off to the surgeon I guess.

from misspinkkate :

are you dead? I haven't gottena note from you in, what, three days? I worry about you. Have you seen my pretty pictures? they're fun. I'm writing a private entry right now, and I would love your thoughts on it. Ok love ya buhbye.

from mestupchick :

*meowr* hmmm....now that's a silly question..."why in god's name do you think i'm cute?" perhaps the answer lies in simple physical attraction, my dear boy. although i do enjoy your words and your take on life immensely. a direction is what you asked for.... im @ [email protected] if you care to drop me a line. it would make me smile, i know that. (((alana)))

from peytonsplace :

hahahahahahahahaha That was whoriffic.

from newwave-red :

Heh. No, it was serious. I really like your diary, as you can see from my review. I guess the fact that I write short sentences that end in periods kind of throws out there the idea that I'm being sarcastic! :-P Have a good rest of the weekend.

from datchery :

I am offended that you don't have a note for me.

from insideoutme :

i found you through randomness i guess? heh. i liked the entry alot.... sooooooooo haha can i stalk you now? x_o

from lollipoprock :

dogstar tattoo company, durham nc i started my body piercing apprenticeship in sept 03 and i am almost to the point of genital piercing... i just need to learn how to grasp a dick in a not-so-sexual way.

from stinkycookie :

A note from Gump always makes me smile...now if I could only get a comment in your profile I'd have to have my grin surgically removed. Was that pathetic?

from seemysite :

Yo. Your review is up. You got a 97/100. Nice job.

from liquidhuman :

The digital camera is actually not mine; it's my boyfriend's dad's, but my boyfriend lent it in hopes of nude pictures, but all he got were huge close-ups of my head, and pictures of my puppy. Muahahaha! But on a scale of fun from 1-10, it's 8 standard deviations above the mean!

from crapstein :

Yup I'm in a band. And that guy who wrote fucking bitch stuff is actually my bestfriend here in madison, he thinks he's funny.

from anniewaits18 :

What? What are you talking about? Evaporated is the last song on the cd "Whatever and Ever Amen". Bang and I were talking about V-day, we might go out and celebrate our singleness. I told him to bring Datch, but Datch is in Maine or something. That, or we'll probably play video games. who knows anymore. i am drunk.

from razor-vixen :

The swear jar is for the directors in their meetings. I guess things get pretty heated there. I don't know, I'm not important enough to go to those meetings!

from bbwing :

(2/5)No, I'm fine with the idea that someone who deserves something gets it, but my rant is about people that get things handed to them on a silver platter (even if they're less qualified or undeserving), just because they are a minority.

from jettpants :

i think the initial appeal of animal crossing is that it is adorable and catchy. the reason that i keep playing is because i actually would feel guilty if i ruined the town for these adorable creatures. also, i am having a hard time work-wise in real life so it is nice to thrive somewehere. i have an addictive personality.

from me-me-meee :

Well I go through my spurts where I'm on a lot and then sometimes people hardly hear from me for days. I suppose it all depends on how much excitement the internet is providing that week. I think gay marriage is awesome. I wish I could say Ohio will be following along shortly but they don't even know how to plow a side street with all those city taxes they collect so I don't expect them to use state taxes for sensible legislature either. People out here are pretty dumb, except for me of course. LOL And if I counted all those that never broke it off with me or the other way around, I'd be a major player. There would be at least 4 boyfriends and two girlfriends that I know of. Who knows who else I forgot to dump, or the other way around. You seem interesting too. Thanks!

from lauralgood :

Gump that came out exactly as you wanted it too and I don't mind one bit. I want to know more too. I have found out she finds me extremely attractive, which if she were a guy would mean I was in for sure, however since she is a girl it only means she might have fantasys about me. I also know that she likes to have hours long conversations with me on the computer and in person and sends me emails when we are not talking. I have not been writing about it since I am a coward to say I really like her a lot. Enough that she keeps me wet the whole day while I am at work. I am really a goner. I may just have to pull myself back...I will not be stupid about this. I really do want her friendship more than sex. I know that is a novel thought to most men...I somehow think you may have an idea about it though. Thanks for allowing me to vent. I hope I will have some great entrys soon. It is up in the air though...keep smiling and squeezing! Love Laural

from elliorange :

♥ I know the grades won't matter after I have a job, but the process getting there matters a lot to me. I want to end everything on a good note. I don't want bad grades on my transcripts. I don't plan on stopping after my Bachelor's Degree - I want to continue with my education. Could I love teaching a choir? The answer to that is - No. I thought teaching groups of students would be for me, but I was blinded. I'm a one on one type of person. That's what I enjoy the most. I don't want to have a degree in something that I know I won't love. I'm a smart girl when it comes to the direction I want to go in life. I know what I need to do to be happy, and I'm going to do it. No more doubts for me.

from lollipoprock :

oh, sweetie. there, there. i've just been sucked into the horrible world of working all the time and i never used to work, so because of that, life's a lot less interesting and there is no more time left for... for... us. i'm sorry it's gotta be this way. i i i just can't go on... you understand, right? ;)

from misspinkkate :

Oh no, I love where I live....I just wish I could fall asleep every now and then. I really need to start working out again- that always tires me out.

from dreamerfishb :

I did your survey thing....and read yours.

from joeparadox :

No, you didn't miss anything. I was offered a job in VA and I'm moving at the end of the school year. Diary entry forthcoming...

from peytonsplace :

You should know by now, I am anything but a man eater. :p

from peytonsplace :

Oh Gump, I'm sure we can think of something. (sassy, sassy)

from misspinkkate :

The windows are bad....I think you just need two people to open them. Or maybe they don't open at all; I am 5 stories up, and the window is huge with no screen, so maybe they're trying to keep people from jumping? Who knows!

from spiraloutxx :

"Give me a "s" give me a "t" give me a "a" give me a "Raw" What dat spell Staraw. The stuff that hoese eat. Not hoes...horses...so sorry...so sorry." Ya lost me on this, Star.

from aliop33 :

It really is amazing. I used to hate the NY drivers so much, always speeding and cutting me off...but now I thank them when they do it, cause at least I don't have to slam on my brakes and they always use blinkers. It is weird, people down here just don't use their blinker, or they do once they started turning or even after they've already turned. I used to think it was illegal or something cause no one uses them! So now i just go around yelling at everyone while i drive, otherwise there would be some serious road rage on my part!!

from peytonsplace :

Oh Gump, you know you can call me whatever you want.

from procrasto :

Monsieur Le Gump. I agree with your views on Superbowl. Glad you Bostons got something to cheer about... it's all you're gonna get this year! heh! I still laugh at JT's "Wardrobe malfunction" comment... and amen to the post superbowl hangover... may it continue for at minimum 2 days... good to be back, mate!

from appleblowpop :

i changed the layout four months ago, shows how much you've been visiting lol

from dabogrl :

no, i didnt regret it. im just very sarcastic. sorry. i actually kinda liked your survey.

from laura-diane :

the feelings are not at all recent... maybe i've had them all my life, but they surfaced in a big way about seven years ago.

from serenaville :

Oh, I'm fine, honest! It's just been an insane week, what with getting approved for a mortgage and starting the house-hunting process, plus the Things being sick with colds/coughs. Haven't had as much time as I'd like to get to things diary-related. I'll listen to the new phone post soon, promise. Thank you for wondering after me, hon. I've missed you, never fear. Hopefully, things will be more on track soon. *HUGS* :)

from mylovedies :

no the one that was in your diary<3

from sarika :

more like my thoughts...said with someone in mind. But not actually said to anyone. x

from chacha13 :

yeah! i ardy did! lol

from peytonsplace :

Yeah, baby! It took me a minute to get the Jennifer reference.

from ihearthockey :

i got into it a few years ago. i have no idea why, i just watched it once and loved it. i was born in new york, but have lived in maryland for the past 7 or so years. and 18. :o) yourself?

from razor-vixen :

You're probably smart to tape it. Plus, if your team wins, you're gonna be celebrating big. You have a hott quarterback too (yes he's so hot he needs two "ts".

from not-tuesday :

3 times in one night with 2 different people.

from not-tuesday :

4 times, I know, is a lot. 3 of those happened in the SAME night and the 4th happened a week later just minutes after getting off the phone with me.

from ihearthockey :

!! i love boston. i've only been there once though. ..the bruins are my fav. and also, i love the snow, so i've been walkin in a winter wonderland. :o)

from mylovedies :

nice pic ;)

from anniewaits18 :

you are embarrassed for me? aw geez. i figure i add a little cheesiness, after watching a goddamned romantic comedy and really, whatever I put for number one, would it really be good enough for anyone? Don't worry, I'll be all cynical and mean again in my next entry. No more cheese. I'm mean again! Hooray!

from sanetwin :

was that a stab at my layout *sticks tongue out*

from anniewaits18 :

what are you OMG about? There isn't a love story. I figure, to be "optimist", I should be like, yeah, I'll fall in love one day-- it just haven't happened yet. But shouldn't my number one story be my own? I think so. I'm tired. I'm going back to sleep.

from ihearthockey :

i do like hockey. but i dont live in canada. i live in maryland. where're you from?

from lauralgood :

I like getting notes from you, gump. Thank you. We do have an odd friendship. Are you feeling more happy today? I hope so. If I can help you be happier in anyway let me know. Unless it invovles me and another girl...now if it is me and two other girls we can discuss it! Smile! Love Laural

from chacha13 :

hey about me being an ex stripper, i DID NOT write that!!! my cousin probably did!! she is a big trickster always playing tricks and some totally gross!!! i swear i didnt write that note!

from bbwing :

(1/29)Hmmm.. Well, I suppose if I was there, I could make you some jello jigglers. But I am not there, so I'm sorry.

from just--jenn :

Hey Gump! Oh, I was arrested for the ever-popular "minor possession of alcohol." 19 years old, and I'm brought in by a bike cop for simply holding a bottle of Bud Light. Just humiliating, I tell you...

from klutzygirl :

I like Pooh because he's soft, cute, easy on the eyes colors, who couldnt resist a bear who eats homey and has a pig as his bestfriend. I love Pooh!!

from peytonsplace :

It's all about the ball humping for me, baby!

from barely-jeri :

Lol, Of course it does. I am just sleep deprived, so I'm not exactly thinking at the moment. Don't mind me :P

from fargahar :

Thanks for joining the statwhore diaryring...I know there are more of us out there. I am just glad you could admit your addiction. :)

from barely-jeri :

Me? Sassy? Yeah right. Hmm British Typepad lunge sounds pretty agressive. I'd say Canadain typing jump, if that makes any sense [I doubt it..]

from barely-jeri :

bananna :P

from dragonblade0 :

ah ha thanks for the half thought out note there, made me laugh :D when you have the time maybe you'll complete the thought :P

from mylovedies :

can i read that whens it done?

from barely-jeri :

lol, no. I'm British, been in Canada for a few years now though :P

from laura-diane :

i am often judged by those labels, so i figured it was a catchy way to irony, i suppose.

from sanetwin :

I don't think you're crazy at all. Just a bad spell ;) I don't think loneliness is unique at all, only the acceptance of it is. Most people struggle against it, try to protect themselves from it at all times. I find that in being alone a person can really understand themselves, and learn things about the world around them. It's unneccissary (oops there goes my spelling) to ward it off at all times.

from lightstars :

All is not lost withint those who write, and you my friend can write.

from kaybiff :

I have noticed, and I just figured that you were shy...or a bot. Either, or...You know.

from sanetwin :

so you accept the aloneness. Then what? You just have to spend the rest of your life with the knowledge of how alone you can really be, or do you change it somehow? Or can you even change it?

from barely-jeri :

((((hugz)))) keep your stick on the ice, the sun will come out soon enough. You just have to keep going. xx

from elliorange :

♥ Cutest boy ever? Yes!

from sanetwin :

being reconciled with your loneliness? If that's the case, you shouldn't have to be. No one should have to learn to live with/like/deal with loneliness.

from sanetwin :

gump :( that was a touching sad entry. I'm sorry you feel that way.

from serenaville :

Ohhhhhhhh Gump. :/ I do understand. You wouldn't have been whining. Take your time, of course, and pop by when you're all fixed. (If you like.) By the way, you didn't respond to my question about the diaryring. ;) *HUGS*

from serenaville :

Shhhhhh, it's nothing bad, relax my dear. I was merely thinking that you wouldn't feel lonely, if you found your mIRC. I'm trying not to hound or beat a dead horse, so I pulled a Julia Sugarbaker. :) It's nice to know you care what I would have said, though! I content myself with being a Kerbang-dubbed 'cyberslut' of yours, so it's all good. Want that diaryring in your honor?? ;) *HUGS*

from elliorange :

♥ Mm hmm. I was trying to delete entries and crap... and then more crap. I made a seperate diary for Pieces of You, and well.. it just got all messed up. ;)

from lightstars :

i just love the way you write it.

from idiot-milk :

I would have responded sooner, but because of all the poop references, I fell down dead in horror. It's taken this long for to revive me from the ordeal. I haven't come up with an appropriate punishment for you yet, sir, or a means to "get your goat", as it were, in a similar fashion, but rest assured; I WILL. Hmph. Also I use too many commas. Carry on.

from alwaysange :

I don't know if I'm the first person to suggest it, but Gump for President 2012!!!

from anniewaits18 :

yeah, but just because they make fun of me, doesn't mean they don't want me nor are jealous of me. it's the jealousy I tell you! the jealousy!

from bbwing :

(1/27)Yes, metro is our public transportation. Metrokc.gov

from peytonsplace :

You know, I know that you know that I know what you mean and that, my friend is scary.

from spiraloutxx :

I think you should take the day off work, just so you can call in the radio statoin and request your favourite faux punk.

from misspinkkate :

How weird is that! No, this is definitely in NYC- I wasn't even in Boston this weekend. Crazy, for a moment I thought you were stalking me wherever I went..."Oh yea, MissPinkKate, I live in Boston..." "Oh now I live in NYC, MissPInkKate, he he he...." ya weirdo! hahahah just kidding. Anyway, bring your girlfriend to NYC on the Fung Wah bus, and it will drop you off in what must be the fake purse capital of the world. She will love it.

from rashkakeller :

Quite possibly cultures in a petri dish, my friend. Perhaps we can discover a new drug...or maybe I'm on drugs right now...yeah, whatever.

from razor-vixen :

I was asking about the albino's status. I mean, come on, that guy is a class act!

from misspinkkate :

I'm cornfused......you live in MA, but work in NYC?

from bbwing :

(1/25)Ah, yes.. That's the issue. I typed it in word, and then the few minutes it took to copy and paste, it STILL went Kaput before I could hit done, and then I couldn't reconnect for some reason or another. And, of course, were I to put the entry in the next day, it'd be irrelevant, so why bother, right?

from sanetwin :

Hmmm m mm m *rubs chin* you're adorable :)

from misspinkkate :

It's on Murray St in Little Italy, right off of Canal St...not sure of the exact address, but I could get it for you if you really want it. It's pretty cool- and all the designer fakes in the back look pretty real (at least to me, but I'm not much into designer stuff). Did you know even designer fakes are fairly expensive? My friend liked a "Coach" little backpack- $85! Give me a $20 nameless bag anyday. Yea, but anyway, them's the specifics.

from cutie1083 :

I think I'll feel better soon...right now, I think everything just hit me at once and now I have to deal with everything that I was avoiding. But, I'll be okay eventually.

from elliorange :

♥ No, it's all okay. *smiles* I know what you mean about getting stuck on a little pieces of writings and then going off on tangents with them. Gotcha, dollface. ;) By the way, do you really know how adorable you are?

from elliorange :

♥ That really wasn't the point of the entry, though. I joined Pieces of You... a place where they give you a topic and you write about it. The topic was "Life without My..." I understand what you mean, and I do agree with you... but that really wasn't what I was writing about.

from spiraloutxx :

Gollum! Gollum! Are you at work this Friday?

from sanetwin :

my hero *giant cheesy grin* thanks. by the way. . .were you the guy with the hat on in the last pics you posted???

from scumthing :

cooncat is the sme thing as kewlie, or awesome, or niftical, or kewlishness, or antidefunkified, etc!!

from spiraloutxx :

Got the email, thanks. And thanks for the suggestion. I'm leaving unlocked as of now and we've sorted our issues out. Problems with each other will be dealt with in real life and no diary war starts. Thanks for the help. I waited for your call to the show and Friday, but none came. This made me sad.

from sarika :

letley? meaning lately? x

from rashkakeller :

You know, in some cultures, this is considered foreplay ;O)

from sanetwin :

I guess it's better that I want to poop money rather than orange fish like your friend. At least with money I'm getting wealthy from it. Your friend however . ..would have to start a sushi bar.

from iamfalling :

Well see I think its wonderful that you guys connected or whatever but wasn't the purpose of the dancing to punish him? Isn't punishment supposed to be something you don't like? Did he keep on doing that to those poor girls?

from lauralgood :

Goddess Bless love, Goddess Bless. Laural

from crapstein :

Haha. So close to 21, we are talking June second, 2004. Oh man. I have had killer fakes from the moment I was 17, but I always lose them when I am drunk. One of them looked so close to me that I even showed it to a real cop and they didn't do shit, while the chick next to me got busted. So I have brown wavy hair and I'm white and short, and I live in a college town that excepts a drawing of yr face and a signature as an ID, so wanna send it to me?

from serenaville :

Gump, darling Gump. I am completely survey monogamous, silly man. My loyalty to you is endless, O Ye of Little Faith. Only, I won't publicly post my answers to your sex survey. You want my answers? Find your mIRC and get to my chat room, then I'll send you all my answers via e-mail. The gauntlet has been thrown down. ;) *HUGS*

from peytonsplace :

They live about 10 minutes away now and will be about 25 when we move. Where's my response e-mail?

from elliorange :

♥ I completely enjoyed - actually a lot! Wanna come over and read me a story?! ;)

from vm72182 :

hahaha! When I said that I hadn't read the actual survey...once I did, I was way too embarrassed to take it.

from redstarhelix :

also, you are correct about a couple things. buffy and angel, and the red sox being, hands down 1000% better than the yankees.

from redstarhelix :

yes, i know it was a sex survey, i was just sitting here in tears, upset that i was excluded from answering so many questions.

from lauralgood :

Sorry to feel up your note box (but it is so cute, damnit!)You should contest the jerk thing. I was being a bitch and in a mood that had nothing to do with you and for some reason took it out on you. (I hate being a girl sometimes!) I am sorry and needed to leave this message because I re-read what i left you an hour ago and it was not enough. Anyway, life is silly for me right now. I am sorry to hear that she is not doing any better. I am sending good vibes to her at this moment. Peace to you. Laural

from lauralgood :

Hey love. See I do love you. Trust me I would not read you each time you update if I did not. I am really sorry if I hurt your feelings (which I doubt I did by the way). I don't mean arrogant jerk in a mean way. Ok I will explain that. Maybe there are levels of jerkdom and you are right on the lowest level (low being good?)To tell you the truth you just frustrate me. completely. You come off in one way (confident and cocky) and then you write something that shows you are really a nice guy. You would think I would remember that a diary is such a small part of someone and not the person. Fuck, dude, I am not used to reading guys I guess. Maybe that is all it is. I really do love you. You are nice as well! Laural

from bbwing :

(1/22)Well why would they hate you? You're the gump, the wonderful gump. BTW, what did you mean "sickness"... in your note? I'm confused.

from aliop33 :

well, I think that is my problem all together. i always get mad, not at her, but at the situation, and then instead of helping her i get mad and make it worse. i hate this circle, and no matter how hard i try 3 out of 5 times i get mad. it sucks. i keep trying. and will still keep trying.

from bbwing :

Hmm.. it's actually the 22.. I think I'm a little off today.

from bbwing :

(1/23) Hmm.. did I actually like any of my boyfriends? Well, I really cared about Darren..I found out from talking to Brittany that he started dating her before he broke up with me (6 days before).. so that's kinda bad. I liked Stephen, but we had issues, and I think the distance was a pretty big factor in that. I really really care for Trevor.. so far he hasn't been a jerk, but it'd be nice if he'd call me once in awhile. That a good answer?

from aliop33 :

LOL. i love your idea about the secret word. In college we used to say that people were "canadian" if we thought they were gay/lesbian. It was so funny. You could even go ask them, Hey, are you Canadian? We would be on the floor. Sigh, good times. cool to know more adoptees. I have a younger sister who was adopted as well. She's 3 years or so younger than I am. I'm 26 in March.

from serenaville :

You're not coming to see me in the room? No mIRC? :( It's easy to download!

from blackeyeddog :

But see that's the point, the whole God story is neverending, that's what makes it so poignant, is watching where it goes and to see where our views on it split off. Eh, I hate talking about God anyway. So how long have you known Rok? (I am at work and really bored if you can't tell.) ah to have messenger...

from blackeyeddog :

Hmm, I think I have been doing it for almost 4 years, but I only have 200 something entries. I tend to think that most of my daily meanderings are too boring for people to read, but being in NC it helps me keep up with all my friends in CA since I moved here 2 years ago. I like d-land because it keeps me in touch with a part of me I have tried hard to overcome and become better than. Then there are the random diarys I read, like yours, that are truly entertaining and thoughtful. I really enjoy your short stories and the ones about religion are the bomb-diggity. I think we are similar in our views of God. So yeah... How are you today? Cold? tee hee!

from sanetwin :

AHHH! I'm feining - I'm feining!!!\ Where's my fix for the day???

from sanetwin :

Oh geez, I'm sorry that last comment was meant to be a joke. It wasn't supposed to sound rude. See there I go being a smart ass again without meaning to! I think you're hilarious and I try to check out each of your updates, so I'm already a gump-junkie lol!

from cutie1083 :

It makes complete sense. I just like the word "darling"...I'm in a girly-girl mood right now:)

from bbwing :

(1/21)Actually, Mr. X was a jerk. I don't know why I wastewd that week of my life having a crush on him. And yes, I think a lolipop would be good, but if you don't have any, that's ok.

from sanetwin :

I, uh don't think I'll tell you that you rock, lol, but thanks for giving me thoughts about sex first thing today. Ehh, you want me to be a gump junkie too?? I'm sure I'll be back.

from mylovedies :

thanks for the note <3 i like ur diary it rocks \m/

from serenaville :

*laugh* No, there was no betrayal. That was just a bunch of pointed ribbing of my friend. She knew it was coming, and it contained a lot of inside jokes that only she would completely understand. ;) I really, really hope that you'll come visit the chat room. Find that mIRC, Gump, please!! *big grin* Let me know if/when you do, and I'll tell you when I'm logged on. (Copied from my comment page, in case you miss it. *HUGS*)

from lealoo :

All you have to do is find this bit (it's right near the top): <td width=200 rowspan=4 valign=center bgcolor="#ffffff"> and change the part that says: valign=center to valign=top Well, it worked when I tested it anyhow. Good luck. And thank for the comment on my pic!

from kaybiff :

Pay no mind to the second post.

from kaybiff :

Bah. Your grammar isn't that bad. And at least you aren't hopped up on drugs and punching holes into walls. I mean, really.

from kaybiff :

Bah. Your grammar isn't that bad. And at least you aren't hopped up on drugs and punching holes into walls. I mean, really.

from mondocurio :

oh yeah...entry 369...yeah baby

from crapstein :

Stinkycookie is right. And no queen is not on the radio... I'm just in good mood.

from sarika :

i dont know what I feel. I appreciate your note. x

from stinkycookie :

You have to be one of the funniest and most charming people on the planet.

from pandionna :

You kill me! Your quiz didn't suck. I'm just being a smartass. Sex doesn't disappear after you get married. I mean, that's the whole point to an affair, right? (KIDDING!)

from spiraloutxx :

Gump, i fucked it all up. Everyone hates me and I'm waiting for your email whenever you get a chance.

from peytonsplace :

Hurry up with the E-mail, I'm going crazy over here.

from lealoo :

hey there. So... I don't know if you care, or if you like it how it is, but I know how to make the image of the devil in the tiki cup stay at the top no matter how long your entries are. If you like it how it is, no problem. For some reason it's just always gotten to me. But feel free to ignore this if you want!

from spiraloutxx :

Yeah, i have to be gold, ARGH!

from spiraloutxx :

I don't have it, but I found the FAQ section about it. I'll see if i can tweak[end] something and get it working. You're awesome and I didn't even know Diaryland did that!

from gumphood :

Okay. Se here is the private status. if you go to add an entry...at the bottom there is a box that allows for a private entry, and a "click here" to learn more. See if it's there for you.

from spiraloutxx :

How do I create private entries? Do I need special Gold status to do that?

from spiraloutxx :

The phone number you called for the radio show that day is the right one. Try again on Friday around 2:15pm or so

from spiraloutxx :

You love Nickelback!

from spiraloutxx :

I need some advice about all my freinds having diaries. How do you do it? Do you guys have some sort of rule about not talking about eachother, or not tking anything said too seriously, or something. I don't know how to deal with it. And the conversation was about some random person I met this mornning in a Tool chat room.

from ssegwilde :

If you're talking about biscotti, then, no. I do not care for biscotti. Biscottis are expensive, long skinny cookies that are hard and crunchy as FUCK, sort of bitter, and normally associated with coffee, and the coffee-drinking elite who congregate in coffee shops. I remember now writing an exuberant review of a particular cup of tea. Yummy. Goodnight.

from ssegwilde :

The quickest way to my heart probably is through tea, I believe I have tea running through my veins, but I have laid in a good supply of it, so I won't be too vulnerable. I will have to expose my unpardonable ignorance and ask what a Bisconte is. Why do you ask? Have I been particularly zealous in my praise of tea lately?

from misspinkkate :

It's tempting, but truthfully not very realistic- because I live in a dorm, there are security guards at the door who harass you everytime you come in. They still harass me, and I live here, so some random person would probably get the boot.

from razor-vixen :

But see, even THAT point went right over me. Your sense of humour is funny and/or scary.

from cutie1083 :

Seeing the word "darling" in one of my notes makes me feel all...giddy. I don't know why either. Is my self esteem so low that a simple word can make me grin like an idiot b/c I suddenly feel...special? Could it be that words like "darling" or "sweetie" bring out the girly girl in me? I'm weird. I also haven't been sleeping well, so this makes no sense. I just liked that word. DARLING. It's cute. I should say something cute now...like...goodnight, sweetie:)

from cutie1083 :

My computer access is kinda limited right now...but you said something about some questions? And I have yahoo messenger...I used to have AOL, but I don't anymore:(

from razor-vixen :

Yes I know it's mental, it's DRIVING me mental. I know, I know, it's all downhill from here age-wise. And regarding your entry today..I just don't get these philosophical discussions....I'm not that deep a person I guess! But still interesting just over my head I guess!

from meeyapede :

Hmm, in that case, you must be a lovely couple.

from soverycherry :

Actually, I've been reading you for quite some time now. I decided today to clean up my buddy list; to get rid of people who haven't updated in forever, and swapped them out for people that I read who weren't on there before. I hope that's a suitable answer for you! Have a great day.

from razor-vixen :

Um....I actually suffered through 30 last year. This year I'm *sob* 3-1! I refuse to accept that, nope nope.

from alwaysange :

Moulin Rouge Crew began as a theatre class trio in college: Ange, Bill & Lucas. Now it's also the conglomeration of our significant others and various friends. We're an inspiring group of like-minded, creative and funny individuals and we enjoy public forays. Karaoke is our main venue, but we've been known to crash movie theaters, pubs, restaurants, big box stores and each others' homes. This is just a group that knows how to have fun and upholds the bohemian ideals of Truth, Beauty, Freedom and most of all Love. Here's the entry that explains it in detail: http://alwaysange.diaryland.com/030114_11.html

from mondocurio :

Dude...you guys don't have wireless internet at your place do you? I dont remember hearing about it...anyways..you should check out www.bzz54g.com Its a cool site...with lots of info...

from emmazchaos :

AAahhh! You're my HERO!

from iamfalling :

Well that's pretty depressing. When I am done playing that game I get done and am glad that I don't take half an hour to go to the restroom.

from vm72182 :

You must have known it was going to happen sooner or later right? Haha...just letting you know I'm adding you to my favorites! :)

from lysistrata39 :

Oh! I forgot to mention that I just played that game on New Year's Eve while sitting in a bar slightly toasted. Fun Game.

from lysistrata39 :

Hey, dude. Sorry I didn't answer back sooner. I actually work for a television news station, and it's in the middle of Georgia. Definitely NOT the glamorous life of LA TV, that's for sure. I'm a graphic designer, so I do get to do fun computer animation and stuff. I hope your girlfriend's sister's better.

from cutie1083 :

Here's another one: Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Thandie Newton (the chick from Mission Impossible 2)

from mzletty :

I've noted before but Oh my goodness! Everyone and their mother has you on their list. What up?-Letty

from starlight42 :

I don't care for Orlando Bloom actually, I know, blasphemy!! The second one is MUCH better: marry Cruise, fuck Pitt & chuck Clooney. :)

from citrusyme :

Haha yeah back in elementary school we played "burning building" where there were three people left in a burning building and you had to choose one to leave behind, one to save, and one to save and kiss. Personally, I like MFC better. I would definately marry orlando fuck ewan and dump justin.

from mondocurio :

did you get to talk to dan about the singing thing yet?

from tommy212 :

Yeah I found you from Paige. You crack me up, man. I've lived in Iowa my whole damn life. I want Wesley Clarke to win but he's way down in the polls here. It looks like it will be between Dean and Kerry. Anyway, I'll be back to your site for sure.

from starlight42 :

Read your comment in Loriebugs gbook so I wandered over. I loved your entry today. I'll have to do some more reading...but to answer your question: marry justin, fuck ewan & chuck orlando

from iluvjessee :

Heya! Thanks for the note. HAHA, I know what ya mean by checkin' out. Sorry you could'nt read my text. I hope ya can one day! Come back sometime, anytime! God bless! ~*~Christina~*~

from bbwing :

(1-15)No, it makes sense. It always did. I'm just being stubborn and don't want to accept it. I'm also trying not to analyze it too much, because who knows what Crazy ideas my fucked up head can think of?<--That was NOT an insult to myself.:) Wanna try your hand at intrepreting another dream? Look at http://skydragon1.diaryland.com/creepydream.html

from razor-vixen :

I am trying to stay out of the cold but I don't think they would like it if I drove my car right into the building so I didn't actually have to go out into the cold. And it's about the same temperature here (-35 celcius with the wind, I guess that's about the same?).

from bbwing :

(1/15)I don't mean to be condescendin, or to question your integrity at all, but I think what you said is absurd. That he was my only chance at love, or happiness.. I was miserable with him. He treated me like shit. Actually, he treated shit better than he treated me. If I could kill him and get away with it, I probably would. Any other ideas as to what it could mean?

from citrusyme :

Haha it's great to know your not a stalker. I was a little worried there for a second... Hope the family (kinda) emergency went alright. My "new pad" is great, although it's a little hard starting all over again. Ah well gotta go study for semester exams...

from cutie1083 :

Thanks for the note...I'll be fine eventually, but for right now I just need to decide what I'm going to do about dealing with the people who have been lying. I may never get the truth out of them, and then I'll have to cut them out of my life, which kinda sucks but in the long run I think it'll make things better.

from stinkycookie :

Actually, I can pee on her head during a leap year, on the second Tuesday in April at 5:47am but only if the moon is waning, per the ordinace of course. Speaking of silly laws, I once read somewhere that in Arizona it's illegal to ride a horse down the street while wearing a kimono. I'm sure there's a fascinating story behind that one.

from elliorange :

♥ No dood. I don't have them, but I'd like them if you're giving them away! What girl wouldn't!? ;)

from anniewaits18 :

I have gas. But unlike you guys, I take care of said gas in my room. FIN

from anniewaits18 :

I have gas. But unlike you guys, I take care of said gas in my room. FIN

from spidleriala :

Why locksed? I'm.. not entirely sure. I've been wondering that myself. Partly because people were reading it, but also.. because they weren't. (Good answer, yick...) Laziness also has something to do with it, I suspect. Gets into everything. I can't bring myself to delete it, though, and I still loiter here. [For what it's worth, I like you, Sir Gump of da Hood. You're one of few d-landers i've read who make me laugh out loud. Be proud, hyeh. :) ]

from razor-vixen :

Did you know Columbia House sells porn?! My DVD subscription could be worthwhile!! ;)

from cutie1083 :

I hope she's okay...

from bbwing :

(1/13)Yes, I was amused. I've been "caught" twice, that I can remember. (one was the person thinking I was doing something I wasn't, and the other, I really was.) It's nothing short of humiliating.

from dragonblade0 :

thank you for the birthday wishes! and heres the entry... http://dragonblade0.diaryland.com/numb.html

from not-tuesday :

Surprisingly, I've never gotten that. Thank you for being the first.

from aliop33 :

Well, we don't have a male, mostly because it stresses her out enough with the cats and other animals in the house. I don't think she wants to have babies...plus it would be impossible to care for all of them. she laid like 50 - 75 eggs. when they hatch, for about the first 3 months, they are really small and need an incubator etc. too much work. plus, for some reason it shortens their life span. i don't know if chameleons fuck so to speak, but this is what i have read. she is awesome nontheless and i will try to send you a pic so you can see her in all her glory.

from wllybere :

Thanks for the warning! I definately plan to catch up on the last few weeks for you guys, then I'll peruse the rest as I can. With yours, at least, I know I will never lose my interest! xoxo

from wllybere :

Sorry I missed you online the other night... I had left it on for awhile hoping you would appear, but I forgot to turn it off when I went to bed. I had to laugh when I saw you and Erika's "project". Seriously, I was all verklempt!

from kaybiff :

Do not fear, Gumpy Dear. For I have not forgotten God. as regigiously uptight that sounded. IT's just I have been reallllly pissed as of late. So, uh, right.

from iamfalling :

Good ideas, thank you. I played the Sims. That game is so awesome and boring at the same time.

from misspinkkate :

I'm glad we're still friends...meanwhile I'm gonna scope out the cafes for cute boys today :-D

from misspinkkate :

glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug (that's me drinking...hope you don't mind it's only water)

from misspinkkate :

I'm too tired to think; please don't make me.

from elliorange :

♥ That's the problem, though. I can't sleep. I am so exhausted. I have terrible stomach pains - it has a numb feeling. I just want to sleep. My mind keeps going and going and going with stupid, random things. I can't get it to stop. I have a lot on my mind, and I know that's why. I'm just... so tired. :(

from aliop33 :

no, the eggs are white and they look like they would be soft if you were to touch them. they are small, probably about 1" at the most, and oval shaped, like any egg. i don't know what they look like if they are fertilized. maybe you can see through them and see the little babies, but i don't know.

from rashkakeller :

Summit is something. I know this, you know this. Now give me a prize, damn it!

from gnu-high :

Never had the experience of being woken by roomie's drunken sex. Now the neighbors is a whole nother story. Our bedrooms in this apartment share a wall. Talk about ugh. Must move the bed away from the wall.

from cutie1083 :

I just sent you a pic from my senior year of high school...try not to laugh too hard.

from cutie1083 :

I've been woken up by people having sex before...unfortunately, it was a family member, and I still have nightmares about it.

from cutie1083 :

I will take a pic as soon as my fucking camera stops hating me and decides to function properly AND when I feel more confident about it. I'm reaching that day after a haircut where you look at yourself in the mirror and think, "WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?!?!"

from stinkycookie :

It's a 2002 Ford Taurus, low low mileage, damn near mint condition, CD player, power everything...I find myself running out to the store for no good reason now.

from hsloane :

Yup I'm the yin to Aliop's yang. It's also a pleasure to met you. Like the diary I'm glad my wife told me about it. Hope you don't have to much of a hangover. :) Thanks Heather

from serenaville :

Gump!! You're sounding much improved! Very good to know, for I was beginning to worry you'd fallen victim to alcohol poisoning or somthing. :/ It's perfectly okay if you don't like the same foods I like, but here's a little tip: Eating more of the foods you DO enjoy, makes for increased absorption of alcohol. It's true! By the way, I did delete that one adorable note, as you requested. I'm too honorable sometimes, damnit. *HUGS*, in case you're hungover.

from mondocurio :

does he want it mixed, or just guys? You could run it by him..if hes interested, he can e-mail me. We have 4 ladies at this point.

from alwaysange :

Jackson Hole: It's nice, but very touristy. Minneapolis: Yes, I've been there. That's a 12 hour drive from me. It was summer time and humid as all hell. Went to the Mall of America, Valley Faire and downtown clubbing when I was there. It was all just ok. I don't know if it was worth driving through North Dakota though.

from rashkakeller :

100th person, huh? Cool...do I get a prize or summit?

from spiraloutxx :

You're awesome when you're drunk and feel free to call anytime, even if it is to say you love me all drunken like. ESPECIALLY if it's to do that.

from heyjude85 :

what's even weirder than your drunken note is that I understood it :-\.

from cutie1083 :

Thanks for the drunken note; it made my day:)

from misspinkkate :

Ahhhh, this is why you should never Diaryland drunk! No, as I will post later, talking online to Colin wasn't bad; it was nice, we're still friends and all, and he gave me some dirt which I will share in my later entry. As for my physical appearance, I have no idea who you would have heard that from...but I don't think I'm too bad looking :-D

from serenaville :

Silly drunk? Do we get to take advantage of you now? ;)

from bbwing :

By the way, I'm stealing your "ABCs" thing:-p.. only, for me, of course.

from iamfalling :

Whooa thats pretty cool... how old were you when they said you were alive?

from iamfalling :

Well thats odd.

from not-tuesday :

I think a tall Redwood is a nice choice.

from cutie1083 :

I tried to avoid the mess, but of course, I couldn't. But hey, at least I won the fight this time.

from bethany9 :

go ahead. call me thick. i dare you. i am new to this... how the hell do you get "reviews?" is that tied into the "dont click on this" link i have on my site? "diarest.com"

from razor-vixen :

Do they have driver's licenses? Sounds like they went to the Raymond Babbage school of driving, and they shouldn't have left the driveway! heh

from razor-vixen :

Do they have driver's licenses? Sounds like they went to the Raymond Babbage school of driving, and they shouldn't have left the driveway! heh

from razor-vixen :

Sounds like you're all a bunch of "very good drivers".

from razor-vixen :

Hey you're up to 101! I wanna "be like gump". Heh. I'm an impatient person. I got a quarter of what you got. Good grammar too.

from sarika :

you do have a cult. I found it! Or it found me. I don't remember. But the cult exists... x

from alwaysange :

Is it Bostonite or Bostonian? I always thought it was the latter, but I am interested to know if I have been incorrect all this time. I am from Montana and have never actually been to Massachusetts at this point. Of course, with the man out there, I won't be able to stay away too long. Oh, I just want to say I really like your diary. Rock on Birthday Brother.

from sarika :

i'm not so sure. we may have to put you in the "popular" croud...!! x

from halite :

Darling..Dont feel sorry for me. It just encourages me. OK? But thanks. And i love the quotes.

from halite :

Darling..Dont feel sorry for me. It just encourages me. OK? But thanks. And i love the quotes.

from not-tuesday :

Oak tree. That's what most people seem to say.

from elliorange :

♥ Things with "A" are okay. Nothing really has been said since he came home. *shrugs shoulders* There's a lot on my mind right now, and I'm just completely bummy at the moment. Things between him and I are always okay - it's just the way we are. Yes, there are quite a few things that bother me... but to other people... they would see it as the tiniest things. Sighs. I am content, just not super happy right now.

from cutie1083 :

I like the idea of finding someone you can share everything with, and then taking it the next step...that's how I fell in love with my first boyfriend/best friend.

from cutie1083 :

I just noticed the comment about me...you like me, you really like me! lol...anyway, thanks, it's really sweet and I'm still blushing a little:)

from anniewaits18 :

Well, Alan and I played Mario Cart until midnight or 1 a.m. (which Alan is DREADFULLY awful at) and then Kerbang came in and said "I want to play Soul Caliber". What a little bitch. And then we played Soul Caliber until 5 in the morning. I mean, we played until RISA came home (whose ass I beat like a mofo). I wanted to play until you woke up, which would be kind of funny, but I didn't want to keep playing Alan over and over again, so I just quit.

from razor-vixen :

Ah, debt and I are old friends. We go wayyyy back. We're on less friendly terms now (meaning I owe him less), but we still hang around. Wish I could meet a real man.

from gnu-high :

Marriage is really just a formality. Love is an unpleasant form of insanity. Untreatable. Wish I could say I'm just in it for the money and aural sex now, but that'd be a big fat lie. Love is an addictive insanity, forcing us to seek it out at all costs. The question always remains, will there be another, like that first love? Or do we become too jaded with maturity?

from gnu-high :

I had just turned 23. And knew everything. Or some semblance of everything. Yeah.

from serenaville :

The pickle is out on the road, working in New Jersey until Friday. Even then, I highly doubt I'll be jerkin' a gherkin, because our little cucumbers never let the pickle marinate in the brine, as it were. So alas, no deli in my belly. Hopefully the pickle will keep on the shelf for a few more years. If he doesn't, he'll get sliced. :)

from wisdom4who :

Your note on insanity rings true. Thanks for the comment.

from bbwing :

Now I'm disappointed that you weren't making fun of me.:-p

from misspinkkate :

I seem to recall that long, long ago you said something about writing private entries and having a password- you can e-mail it to me at [email protected]. If you do, I will give you the honor of being the first person ever to get the password to my "Just for Me" folder (it's only 3 entries, but still!! Think of the possibilities!)

from mondocurio :

hey kiddo..i was just messin with ya...dingus stlye...you feel me?

from elliorange :

♥ Oh, I don't think it was offensive. I mean, it was all true. I guess it would turn into one of those things: the truth hurts sometimes. Ya know, some people's diaries are really hilarious and some are completely depressing. I think some write with who they really are, and some put on a funny (or even sad) front just so they can have more readers. I like reading funny things, but... I also like reading those "flat" entries. It's usually the flat entries that are real to me. *if you ever want to sign my notes page from my diary, just right click on the screen and a menu will drop down - just lettin' you know because, honestly, I'm a really important person* ;)

from misspinkkate :

good...because even my "flat" entries are curvy and vivacious! woo woo woo woo!

from serenaville :

Whew! That is SUCH a relief! I have missed hearing from you the past couple days. It's like that one day with the flurry of comments completely spoiled me, or something. Thank you very much, for adding serenaville to your list of fave diaries!! I am very pleasantly surprised, and not a little touched. :) Only, now my planned revamp of my buddy list, when I return later to write my second entry for the day, will seem disingenuous. I was bent on adding you, along with some others, in one fell swoop. Thanks again for making it mutual!

from cutie1083 :

And I still have to tell you what happened with that other mess I was/am in, but that requires an email:)

from cutie1083 :

HA! No, I didn't get her pregnant, due to my lack of penis/sperm/anything required to make a baby. And AJ stands for "Adrenaline Junkie". Yeah, really lame, but it's a looong story and my friends are to blame. It's still better than my real name...my father named me after his ex-girlfriend (first name) and my mother (middle name). My mother found out years later and she was NOT happy. Neither was I, so I went through a bunch of nicknames until everyone just called me AJ.

from serenaville :

Hmmm. I'm self-absorbed enough to think you must be mad at me for my last note to you, or something. For the record, I was entirely playfully and jokingly "ordering you around" back there. In case that's what did it. If so, please accept my apology. Take care!

from misspinkkate :

I can't hate the show..it's sort of entertaining, if not infuriating.

from mondocurio :

Cha...its freezing..it could possibly be a little chilly for my liking..like, when you cant feel your legs, it cant be a good thing. But, its better than sweatinggggggggggg

from razor-vixen :

I hear you saying the word "chowder" in a voice like Mayor Quimby's nephew. You've got a funny accent, I bet! And I did see a couple of cat popsicles on my drive today. It's even colder.

from bbwing :

Yeah, I know. I'M fine with how much I weigh, and I love my body. I just thought it was really annoying that he basically called me fat. 5'5 and 145 is almost perfect, so what is he talking about? *Scoffs*

from iamfalling :

Ehh nothing. Hence the lack of entries. School started today, and its about 85 degrees in Florida. But I still wear sweaters. It's extremely uncomfortable.

from razor-vixen :

Well, I supposed it's a mistake anyone could have made. Anyone a few cats short of a chowder, that is! (And supposed a group of cats is called a "chowder"). I have evidence to back this up.

from sarika :

lol. Thats cos i have exam revision I am avoiding. And because I am the ice queen and therefore cooler than you, cool enough to win the war *does a victory dance* x

from sarika :

nope. i am still here. I can still note you. moo ha. I win x

from beagle47 :

gump', you are always a welcome visitor. thanks, and hope life is good. peace. (and i really mean that).

from sarika :

We are hardcore diarylanders. Between us, we will rule the world and win all the wars. While everyone else has "a life." x

from elliorange :

♥ Well babydoll... I tried to make it a normal one entry per page, but the thing is... when you go back from weblog to normal... you lose everything you've ever typed. When you do weblog, all of your entries end up having the same name. So, for right now... I'm doing the weblog... until I figure something else out. ;)

from sarika :

"movie pictures"...lol, *cough*FILMS*cough* hehe. and there was I thinking I had won the war. You are too hardcore. But I am emo so I will still win. x

from sarika :

you may be ice cold. But I am the ice queen (apparently.) So you go ahead and be ice cold my dearest; I will offer you no blankets cos Ice Queens aren't that nice. x

from sarika :

i'm pretty sure they are. I think mexican immigrants would make rugs that reflect less sexual frustration :p And I AM COOL ENOUGH TO WIN THE WAR! x

from sarika :

I dont know all that much, i manage to blag my way through every week...Gabbehs (or however they are spelt) are made by the village virgins to show off their creativity to potential husbands. AND WHY AM I NOT COOL!?! WHY!? x

from sarika :

hmmm, well badminton, I've started to hate...most rugs in the world now. It's quite a feat to have such strong opinions on rugs. I'm not sure whether it's healthy or natural. I hate the smell the most. And the fact my hands are covered in tiny little cuts at the end of the day. x

from cutie1083 :

You're right. I will feel better. This is just sooo not worth it.

from sarika :

"strangers who I am paid to be nice to" I dont pay people to be nice to me!! silly child :P I mean at work I have to be nice to the customers and smile and laugh flirtatiously all in attempt to sell a rug. I feel so cheap :P and sport?! what the hell?! only americans would refer to people as a leasurly occupation also used to keep fit. Its like me calling you...golf. x

from sarika :

okay...I will win the war. Moo ha. Besides, I dont really care what people who know me call me, be it "babe" or "bitch" or "whore" or whatever, its just patronising from strangers who I am paid to be nice to.

from sarika :

what is a note war? x

from bbwing :

Some guy in the gym essentially called me fat. I was on the scale and when I got off, he asked, "How much?" "Too much." "How much?" "145" So he gets on the scale, and when he gets off, he asks me to get on. So I do, to show him, and he's like "oh, about 145, you weren't lying." "Did you think I was saying I weigh more than I really do, or less?" And, as he's looking me up and down (with a sort of skeptism), he says "I thought you were lying sand saying less." Ahhhh!

from razor-vixen :

D'oh! Guess I should have clarified that--I'm in the middle of the summer in your archives. Today it's -12 celcius. Now THAT'S cold.

from aliop33 :

Hey, sorry about not getting back to you sooner from all those notes, i guess i keep forgetting to check them. Anyway, i'm feeling better thanks for asking and i had a nice holiday. How were yours? Anything exciting happen? I enjoyed your gun entry yesterday. gotta go, more later

from gnu-high :

**sigh** Logic prevails once again. How about a note excusing me from being at this desk today? The whack part about our weather: it was near 80 on Sunday and I ran my A/C. No wonder we're always sick.

from gnu-high :

So if I beg really nicely, will you send some of the ice storm to me? Like now? Then I can crawl back into bed, and forget that I've only slept roughly 3 hours.

from lysistrata39 :

Hello Mr. Gump(hmmm, I heard that in a movie somewhere, I think. Oh yeah! Forrest Gump. You probably get that a lot.) Anyway, thanks for checking out my journal. Yours is quite funny. I would love to chit-chat with you in the future. Now I must go think of something witty to write somewhere else.

from pandionna :

Number 15, definitely. Although I like ending all of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson," too.

from bornearly :

You're welcome, gumphood. Thanks for reading.

from pandionna :

Hello! Clicked through from Kevin's (Bra2002's) guestbook. Your list about LOTR slayed me. "RUN, FOREST, RUN!" I almost fell off the chair. Don't mind me while I look around.

from serenaville :

I just read your comment, and I laughed so hard my eyes watered up! How I failed to make that connection, I will never know. Thank you so much, not only for the laugh, but for your sweet support. You're becoming like this Diaryland knight in shining armor, saving my days as you so recently have. Your recent entry about your roommates was phenominal. I enjoyed it, and the pictures provided, a great deal. I have to say, Lisa and I are sort of similar looks-wise. Almost body-wise, but it's hard to tell with that baggy outfit. Kind of scary. The slight resemblance, I mean...not her looks. Anyhow, if you want to send me the password, that would be aces. If you don't, that's okay too. So long as "okay" is read: "No more love for Gump from serena, if said password is not sent with the same promptness the doughnut vote was". I think we understand each other, now.

from cutie1083 :

I always take those quiz things when I'm really bored and I end up getting results like, "You're good at believing in yourself", which is obviously not true, b/c if it were, 80% of my problems would be eliminated. And I want the password, so gimme it:)

from peytonsplace :

Well, of course, I want the password. Is it the same as the other one? Regarding sex, seeing as he got it four times in the next two days (3 in one day) he got over his silent treatment rather quickly. Having the in-laws keep the kid for 48 hours can do wonders.

from serenaville :

So you took the challenge and read my diary. Not only that, but left comments too! I must say, you keep ratcheting up the admiration level in me. Only one thing, though? I was left looking blank and scratching my head over this: "Hello. I just wanted to note that you looked very cute as a orange man circle person." (!!!) Sorry?? What was that in relation to? I am so lost. Other than that, many thanks and a public my-diary shout out are yours. You're a love.

from peytonsplace :

Ah, but see, I did get the silent treatment for not having sex. I'll concede though, it sounds like your New Year's was definitely worse that mine.

from razor-vixen :

Since I don't really feel I deserve much, you could give me a shout out, if you want. That's about all it merits, I think. Hope you had a good new years. I'm right in the middle of the summer now.

from misspinkkate :

Awwwwwwwwww that's nice. Don't worry too much; I'm sure I'll be good.

from spiraloutxx :

Tomorrow seems to be the 6th of January and I'm Canadian. I'm slightly worried.

from spiraloutxx :

Yeah, sorry. I should have warned you ab-ow-t the postage difference. You're awesome for sending me a card, though.

from peytonsplace :

I didn't have sex. Is that considered bad? What happened to you?

from peytonsplace :

Let's see. We went to dinner and then I fell asleep on the couch, so yeah, it was GREAT! ha.

from sarika :

you dont know how hard it is to find a layout i don't...hate. And i was sick of my own that never worked because my image host sucks. And i cannot be fucked to learn how to make my own *real* layouts. So for the first time in my diary history (3 years ish) i gave up. I wanted to contrast the look my random poetry diary...which is pretty dark etc. This is all things light and fluffy without being vomit inducing (i hope.) I'm hoing it will grow on me (and my readers) but we shall have to see x

from gnu-high :

I've had this renewed fervor for my journal the last 3 months, writing everyday, even if I felt like the result was pure crap. I suppose that what finally made me feel like I might have the writing stamina for a novel. Perhaps a novella, the less forboding, shorter cousin. Now, in addition to that big boom box, I need someone to sell me more hours in the day to complete said novella.

from serenaville :

Your last note gave me a hearty laugh, thank you! It's all good if you're there more, I'm pleased that you visit. Though, I'm uncertain if you actually *read* the diary, or just leave me notes. lol Either way, only one other guy reads me that I know about, so having two male readers would be great!

from serenaville :

Thank you very much for your vote!! So promptly too, I might add. I am impressed, not to mention delighted. Thanks again for making my night with your notes. Hope you'll drop by often! -Cheshire cat grin-

from serenaville :

You are most welcome, indeed. The pleasure was truly mine! Thank YOU in kind, as I quite adore awards...especially tiaras, for some unfathomable reason. Not that a tiara *was* the award, but still. Your kind compliment was also warming, and appreciated. ...I couldn't help but notice your lack of participation in *my* little poll, but I can overlook it this time. Because it's YOU, oh Keeper Of My Soul. ;)

from advice4u11 :

I thought that entry was touching, but all the others definitely crack me up. Thanks

from krebstarkid :

I'm guessing that it'll be its own seperate entity, like how the Gameboy is seperate from the Gamecube. It'll probably be like Sony's version of a gameboy. I just wonder if they'll use cds. Maybe mini discs?

from krebstarkid :

You'll be happy to note, then, that they're making a playstation handheld ^^

from kelsi :

I don't like cell phones because they're lame and people are always talking on them.... Do you have Lost Dogs? I've been listening to that too much lately.

from tiragem :

Gee. That's a hard question. How long it takes me to get over somebody depends on who the person is. 95% of the time, my feelings are barely involved in the relationship so it takes me all of 5 seconds to get over the person. When I actually fall for the person (only happened once)... let's just say... it's been about 4 months and I was still crying over Jason just a couple of weeks ago. Oh fuck... just writing that made me feel sad... Well... what about you?

from elliorange :

♥ Happy New Year, love!

from heyjude85 :

I know this is late, but my sister and I were talking about ways to annoy people in the lord of the rings movies, and we came up with this one "Whenever the hobbits are together with Gandalf in a high pitched voice sing 'we represent the lolipop guild'" Not THAT funny, but we actually did it and got a great laugh and a few "SHUT UPS"'s :).

from mondocurio :

Happy New Year!

from lauralgood :

oh I have no doubt that you will be entertaining. After your latest entry I am hooked. so did my answer to your question answer it for you? I really wanted to know what you were thinking on the subject. Though if you are like me you are already over your curiosity and will move on to another idea. If not let me know. I will be waiting for your next question with bated breath or something along those lines. I hope I write something that makes you wonder. smiles and hugs. laural

from sarika :

yeah well. I'm just generally angry and bitter. and i like to say grr. "grr" x

from sarika :

yeah well. I'm just generally angry and bitter. and i like to say grr. "grr" x

from renewedgrace :

To answer you question - I found you through your banner, and my curiosity overwhelmed me. Ha. Have a wondermously spiffy day. :)

from kelsi :

No I didn't fix it. It still says dairyland. Pearl Jam is my favorite band in the world and they have been for 10 years. That's an entire decade.

from sarika :

And you have tooo many notes. you are too damn popular. grr. x

from sarika :

it could be read on a few different levels. I know my personality and character doesnt change, but i guess i know how to sit in silence with people and to be the life and soul of the party..but thats still who i am. So I'm not lost. I may have been thinking more along the lines of labels. People are very quick to judge and attach preconcieved ideas that seem to overrule the reality, and it gets very hard to be seen as anything other than that. And I don't like it. x

from razor-vixen :

I'm only furthest south because I lied. Do you give prizes for dishonesty?? hehe. I'm only up to 6/2/03, but so far so good.

from renewedgrace :

Hey - I just read your entry about parents raising you and stuff...And all I can say is I know what you mean. Anyway, you have a super cool diary. I'll check back later. :)

from candoor :

rather addictive, this is.

from candora :

the shallowness of my sometimes vanity cringes for I know I've been removed from or kept off favorites lists for clarifying, but candora is in a male body, for what that peice of trivia is worth... to me, online, in words, it matters as much as the number of fingers I am holding up at this very moment... often the words have a life of their own that may or may not relate to the writer or the box the writer comes in... still, I make no conscious attempt at deception and so I mention it here :)

from lauralgood :

Long note coming...Ok. First, I want to say I really love the way you have your diary set up. The pull down box where everything is right there is great. Second, I want to thank you for your note and your interest. I am a bit confused though. I did not realize I said I did not respect my husband (I guess you might have inferred it from my entries esp the one on the 25?). Actually, just the opposite, I respect him ever the more for realizing that my interest in other people is not in anyway a threat to our marriage and for knowing that he is number one in my life no matter who I am interested in. Strange concept but it works for us. I know that these feelings do not come through all the time in my writing because I do not worry about it coming through, as I am writing for myself and I know it already. I do respect myself, a lot. This is a recently new development (maybe in the past three years or so). I just re-read my note and want to say that I am not offended at all at your asking the question. I would love to pursue this further with you if you are so inclined. My Master's degree is in Education; specifically in College Student Admin (like in your counseling office or advisor position in the University setting; long story as to why I am not using it) The one I am getting now is for teaching in the Elementary school system. I can't remember the name exactly I know it is a Masters of Arts in Education or something or nother. I just know it will allow me to teach. I hope your night is wonderful. Thanks again for your note. I am going to jump out on a limb here and put you on my fave list to see when you update. (I am not good about checking back otherwise.) I think I was going to do that a time before (we have sent notes before right? I am going to check) but neglected to do so. You interest me as well. Anyway, keep happy. Laural laural

from rashkakeller :

Feel free to keep an eye on me, two eyes even :OD I have to admit, it wasn't me who looked at yours but I have now, and will continue to take an interest. My entries will probably be few and far between at times, not because I lead an interesting life, you understand, but merely because I am really lazy. Ciao.

from bbwing :

Yeah, it should be fun, but it's kinda scary because it's like "wasn't I just 13?"...ha

from iamfalling :

Why thank you. What did you grow up to be?

from stinkycookie :

The Spousal Unit's # is 867-5309...no wait, that's Jenny...let me see, it's 555...no, that's fictional. I'm sorry Gump, no matter how much I enjoy your diary, your notes, and your quirky Gumpness, I just can't allow you to marry my Spousal Unit. He does have a sister, but she's happily married. Should we stage a nationwide search? Find Gump A Sugar Mama. It could be a reality TV event...we could have judges to evaluate the contestants, a talent portion, a swimsuit portion, and of course an employment verification/audit portion performed by certified tax accountants from H & R block. I may be getting a little carried away with this.

from cutie1083 :

You have no idea how comforting your notes are right now...I am SO emailing you later.

from peytonsplace :

"Creation was millions of OUR years. Time is relative. But it wasn't 7 days. days are charted by the rotation of the earth as it moves around the sun. If the earth didn't exist then what counts as "day" one." Good point. hmmmmm. . . And I'll pose the same question to you as I did Kristin, doesn't thinking when you die, that's it, cause you to wonder, What's the point? (I'm sorry about the Copycat, between your questions and the book, I'm all miscombobulated. :p)

from peytonsplace :

Now that was just scary!

from aboutagirl- :

I didn't end up seeing ROTK... Now I wish I had gone to see it.. because the kids who went without us were all "It was amazing!" Plus I have... a fixation with Viggo Mortenson (just little, no big deal ;)), but my mind has not been in shape to watch something you have to *think* about. Haha, as for front rows, once I had to sit in the front row to watch Austin Powers 3, and we were practically laying on the floor to get comfortable. Bad, bad stuff.

from gnu-high :

Oh, I'll never be dedicated enough to do a Trilogy, or a book, or anything that requires doing handwritten journaling - I'm an unfortunately lazy, unfocused writer haha. I guess entries will have to suffice for now. And yeah, I'm excited too. Heh. :)

from cutie1083 :

You're welcome:)

from elliorange :

♥ Different versions of the Bible? You mean, for example, the King James version? I do believe that's the Bible I was raised and taught from. There is only one true Bible. Thou shalt not add or take away - that's what He says. Sure, the word might get changed over the years from printing press to press, but... the true meaning is all still there. Plus, I'm reading this friggin' awesome book mom gave me for Christmas "Hard to Believe" by John MacArthur. I'm really following it well. It's one of those books where... you could finish reading, but maybe 2 weeks from then... pick it up again and reread it learning new things that you had maybe skipped over before. There's a lot I don't know, that's for sure... but I'm always learning. :)

from anniewaits18 :

oh my god, did I just leave the previous note? I am such a loser. Apparently, I've left drunk cyberfootprints on the web. blah. I should not have my laptop around when I am inebriated and have atrocious typing skills. lordy. please disregard my previous note and entry.

from anniewaits18 :

dude, i love you. I am sorry if I said that youare mean so I wouldn't play ookie cookei or whatever you guys were playing. it's just I've never been excluded b efore from aything from my guy friends. do you mean I have a mouth from swearing or from the oudness? I am sorry. I will hang my self .. love drunk girl in the hizouse. fuck. fuck me. fuck me teimes 10 goddamnit.

from emiline220 :

Hmm. Actually Reality Bites is kind of close, but not really. The movie is kind of Reality Bites for a whole different generation, but it was about 10 years earlier. The quote was from The Big Chill. Good stuff. Anyway, did you get my emails? I sent my answers to your questions, finally. I think I sent it to your diaryland address because I just replied to the address you sent the questions with. Do you need me to send them to your other address?

from mondocurio :

Hope you had a good chrismas. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

from sarika :

you know whats annoying? Ive stopped getting emails tellling me when people leave notes! Either that or they go into junk mail..evil new-look msn. Anyways. My christmas was crazyness. Although it was without my dad and my older sister. Went to my uncles house which was cool, played lots of games (i lost scrabble and Risk..twice. damn) ate lots and lots and watched the Tigger Movie (yay!) and Meet the Parents which id already seen, but yeah, still funny. And sarika has a gorgeous red ballgown type dress but it has no straps or anything so i dont feel very..secure due to my lack of cleavage to hold it up :s but never mind! Its still pretty. And i have lots of perfume (maybe it was a hint? hmm.) Ive just been sent home from work cos i collapsed a couple of times :s oh dear. I'm still cool. Even if i did look pretty stupid lying in the middle of the floor with my feet raised on a stack of rugs! So after that highly detailed account, hope your christmas was a good one. much love and unicorns x

from cutie1083 :

It's the dorkiness that makes you cool:)

from candora :

and you continue to amuse and provide fun reading... merry happy to you :)

from elliorange :

♥ I love your brown eyes.

from gnu-high :

Looking like Joe Shomow is a relative thing, neither good or bad. Looks are really just the hull covering all the amazing things inside.

from darkartist :

me is sorry me has not talk 4 sooo long. me has been close to zombie-ness. *looks around* what? insomnia is also closing in *sigh*. me wishes me could SLEEP for once in a blue moon. o + me is no gloomy no more! i sent 'her' away! me is happy!happy! now! gloomy is BORING! BORING SUCKS!. anywayz, so how have you been stranger?(!)

from crapstein :

Did you have a good x-mas?

from gnu-high :

Being caught up in a conflict between friends brings with it a large amount of suckage, and not the good kind.

from tiragem :

That's all? lol Bring it on. Permission is granted. I'll be checking my email inbox.

from iamfalling :

Yeah I guess that makes sense. But why would anyone do such a big deal over someone's birthday that they don't think was that important anyways? Eh whatever.

from dragonblade0 :

xmas greetings from the candian penguin :D

from iamfalling :

Hahaha you amuse me. Have a merry Christmas.

from lollipoprock :

hewalks shetalks

from kaybiff :

And to you, you foxy...sass person! I leave now!

from heyjude85 :

Hey! lol :-D thanks for the tag, you kick ass. Merry Christmas :-D

from cutie1083 :

Happy Holidays! I sent you a card but just mailed it today b/c I am a procrastinator (obviously)...maybe I'll send an e-card:)

from bbwing :

Yeah, It will probably be elaborated on more, come new year's eve. That's if I spend NYE at home, that is..:)

from lollipoprock :

happy holidays!

from tiragem :

Did I get what? Did you get what right? Say what you have to say! Stop teasing. The only place I can tolerate being teased is in bed. Anywhere else is fucking torture! Leave me an explanatory note, k sweetie?

from peytonsplace :

We actually went and saw TROK tonight. My only complaint? Hello, not enough Legolas! But, oh, Pirates of the Caribean. Hello William Turner! Mua!

from peytonsplace :

While I'd love to discuss Legolas' dress (or lack thereof) with you, that's all you had to say about Soap Days? Merry Christmas.

from gnu-high :

I wish I could say a common thread has wove itself through my life in that aspect; something to help me realize what is going wrong at each turn. But often, the causes of destruction and subsequent demise of these relationships are pretty varied. The last major one, the one I hopped across country for, cheated. That is the condensed version of course - I don't want to hog up your notes section. ;)

from heyjude85 :

**hugs** You're great!!

from gnu-high :

About the half commit, half protection thing, you are right. It's just hard to let the guard down. Silly thing, to want to let someone in, but bar their entry through the gates. Yet another incongruency in my life. I guess I've burned a few in my time, one on purpose, one not, others not particularly not worth the mention (at least from my standpoint). It's the new and improved game of Life!

from gnu-high :

I would have to say first and foremost I've been burned, to a crisp, but hey, skin grafts are super! After that comes the disappointment. Though whether it stems from how we are conditioned as children to expect our happy American family with 2.5 kids and 2 cars in the garage, or just plain disappointment with the men who cross my path remains to be seen. This morning it feels like a little of both. Often it's a constant question of: "Why doesn't anyone want to know me for me?" It is such fun being female. Yeah.

from bbwing :

Cute works well sometimes...

from elliorange :

Bored. I do believe that's the word. I haven't watched this much TV since summer. The days seem to be flying by, though. CNN just said that today is the first day of the shortest day of the year. That could be why it seems as if I didn't see any daylight all day.

from elliorange :

It's been warmer here, too. I'm hoping that it snows soon, though. I've been trying to keep snuggly, but it's hard when there's no one to snuggle with. I keep warm on my own, though. ;)

from elliorange :

♥ I'm doing okay, love. *hands you a blue scooby snack* How's my gump?

from discothekid :

Thank you for your note but I didn't understand it. In all fairness I can be somewhat stupid for real so can you explain it to me perhaps?

from stinkycookie :

You know, it did cross my mind that I hadn't bothered to segue from looking at my eyes to looking my mouth. I certainly didn't expect anyone to accuse my of having eyes on my chin BUT your note did remind me of those stupid people who would draw eyes on their chins and hang out upside down in order to make funny looking potato-esque people on some old television show. I'm babbling...and I fear I'm the only person who knows what I'm talking about right now (and truth be told I might not really know, it might be an acid flashback, hard to say).

from black--daisy :

seriously. they asked me to make a list. I made a list. Now look at the damn list.

from black--daisy :

lol yeah, i take lots of pictures! can you tell? ^_^

from naughtylove :

Thanks for the snowglobe! Looks like you're giving everyone the shakes with that thing. :) Have a Merry Christmas!

from black--daisy :

ha, no worries! thankies!

from cutie1083 :

Unfortunately, no:(

from bbwing :

Hye, a demented snow glow where I can shake people around! Thanks.. I shall pretend it's all those people who are so rude this time of year.

from bluenadia6 :

Must... stop... shaking... snowglobe...

from dragonblade0 :

*laughs evilly* hehehe snowglobe... thanx and season's greetings! on another note, i'm from ontario, and more specifically, ottawa.

from march-hare :

I stumbled upon your diary because your banner was just too cute. I hate hangover days especially when they coincide with work days. yikes!

from wisdom4who :

*Shakes snow globe* Thank you.

from s-u-s-u :

Hi there Gump, thanks for the snowglobe greetings. The kiddies and I had a good laugh. Take care.

from cutie1083 :

Thanks for the note; I'm glad I have nice people who care in my life. I also got a card from you in the mail today that made me smile for a WHILE... and I'm still working on your questionaire, so I'll send it as soon as I'm done:)

from caspia :

I just wanted to say, I got your email, and within the next day or so, I'll emial you back. I'm glad you're taking time to talk about something that is so important to many people.

from peytonsplace :

I didn't show it to them. He hasn't even asked where all these cards are coming from. I'm sure he knows they are from my internet friends. He never got all this anyway. ha

from peytonsplace :

No, seriously, I laughed out loud when I saw it. and not just lol, but rotflmao. hee hee hee

from peytonsplace :

Yep, the ninjas. Pretty funny stuff there, gumparoo.

from gwensworld :

poor us being sick. :( i finished your questionaire. yay me! when do i get my slutty boy to ravage? he better be under the tree in 6 days!

from mondocurio :

Christmas Butt!!!(to your what)

from kaybiff :

Huzzah!

from kaybiff :

The link to hear the impression of a confused professor! Damn it, man. Get it together! ...Or something.

from misspinkkate :

I went out with a bang, or a band? (see note you left me; I wish I went out with a band!) I will update like CRAZY once I get home, except that my life is boring when I'm at home, and nothing ever happens ever. Ever. Except for bridesmaid dress shopping (yahoo!)

from elliorange :

♥ I liked your questionnaire. I enjoyed filling it out. :)

from bbwing :

Yeah, Brittany and I are actually pretty good friends. We talk all the time.. about anything and everything. It's refreshing to not think of her as the enemy. It's the first time I've been friends with an ex's girlie.

from iamfalling :

Sorry. I wish your skin good luck in keeping the cold out.

from iamfalling :

Hooray for note conversations. Thanks and good luck skin.

from iamfalling :

You people wear jeans when its that cold out? Doesn't the cold just go through the jeans? I don't know what I would do if it got below 40.

from iamfalling :

Verbal... by 14. or 140. Whatever. The scores confuse me so much. I did way bad in math. Only like 60% percentile of the sophomores at my school. Verbal was like 95%.

from elliorange :

♥ Thank you for the love and hugs. Sighs. I'm such a cuddle-girl. You're right, though. I do hope all gets better. I imagine that it's only going to get worse before the sunshine beams through.

from iamfalling :

Are you kidding me? I'm a teenage girl. Of course I need 20 pairs of jeans. Plus I live in Florida. It just now got cold. It takes me by suprize every year. (P.S. cold=50 degrees)

from kaybiff :

...And by professor I meant reporter. Phooey. I am too sick for this.

from cutie1083 :

*Hugs* I'm sick too...damn you, flu! Hey, that rhymes. And I'm a geek for noticing that it does.

from kaybiff :

Link me! And that is to say, link me! [The English professor thing...Linkie linkie! ...And Zelda!]

from kacklefight :

this is me, not EXACLTY talking to you, but rather, i am reciprocating the invitation to converse. i wanted to attatch a little quip of joseph heller status but i cant. in the event that i actually have met you before, disregard this message as evidence for my schizophrenia...

from sarika :

So what makes an American staple any different from...a british staple? And thankyou, i am always always lacking staples. And a handgun sounds fun, i look forward to taking over England, or getting arrested in the process. But I'd have a gun..and they wont...so i think I have the upper hand. What am I getting you...I am thinking...hmm..I would love to give you some poetry, and maybe it will bring YOU some of that big pie of peace. I may have to get back to you on that, however... x

from mondocurio :

BLT Pizza kicks ass

from anniewaits18 :

When you say "Someday..." I think of the song by Someday by Mariah Carey and that's not good buddy.

from mondocurio :

Yay! I am a snow bunny! Are you a polar bear or a flamingo?

from tiragem :

No. I can't say that I ... noted ... you before. This is very much my first time. Very funny diary, by the way. And I'm always glad to see someone who sometimes writes entries that are as long as mine.

from misspinkkate :

I must apologize in advance...I sent you a TABOO: The Musical postcard because if I send 20, I get a free CD. I apologize now for the dumbness that is selling our your friends online to get free stuff.

from dumfuzzled5 :

hey, not much here, how about you? Christmas is gonna be great, how about yours?

from crapstein :

Yeah, I think I would of rather had the freaky friday experience...... I mean come on!!!!!!!!! But oranges are cool too..... My favorite fruit besides the exotic ones and I need more vitamen C.

from cutie1083 :

It would be really interesting to switch places with my mother...except for the making out with my father part:) Luckily, they don't get along that well, so I probably wouldn't have to make out with him...lol

from crapstein :

Merry Xmas to you too. Thanks for the oranges........

from saturnxx :

Yeah, work in progress. I'd forgetten about it. Thanks for the heads up.

from spiraloutxx :

I think I can manage that. You may not be able to see the spideys, though. Black widows are small, unless I get someone to take a picture of me feeding a honking, fat female spider.

from spiraloutxx :

I was thinking along the lines of a new bra, but seeing as you said it's an awful idea, and you want to see her bouncing at a concert, maybe I won't buy her a bra. I'll take her to a concert and for Christmas, I'll send you the pictures. Deal?

from misspinkkate :

I just posted it on Craig's List- I had kinda thought about that, but I figured nobody would want it. We'll see though- if it sells, I have you to thank!

from orlandoninja :

clandestine? *goes for dictionary* Errr...Yes! Yeah I am Clandoosturn. Me like big words.

from orlandoninja :

my story is a long and complicated one, a harrowing tale of betrail and beer. Know this, today I had to set my alarm so I wouldn't sleep past 3pm.

from cutie1083 :

*Hugs* I hope you feel better soon:)

from crapstein :

I think you are right.

from mindquill :

To answer your question, she is 19 and I am 33. I didn't think that was old. BTW, I was trying to sign up for your group thing (that sounds dirty doesn't it?), and I am having trouble. Of ourse I am a complete computer retard. O, no, I AM old! Aghhhhh!

from bluenadia6 :

Don't be too shocked by the color paradox. I like to give an equal time share to all the crayons in the box, you know?

from kaybiff :

I now know my favorite song (if you are still curious). It's a new one, by the new band... THE DARKNESS. "I Believe in a Thing Called Love." Can we say...ZEBRA PANTS?! Glam rock! It has returned! As badly good as ever! GUITAR! (And I found the link for you so answer my questions, damn it.)

from heyjude85 :

lol _maybe_ I forgive you ;)

from peytonsplace :

Ha! I warned you! Where's my e-mail?

from heyjude85 :

soooooooooooooooooo, the truth comes out! "Don't note him or anything, he'll get mad." or "He'll shoot down everything you believe" was really "Don't note him, he's really hot." :-| lol I hate you.

from heyjude85 :

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Gump you're a genius. I love the new profile comment... truly clever ;).

from cutie1083 :

You are SO sweet..don't worry about me; I'm used to the fighting. In a few days everything will be okay again:)

from kaybiff :

The questions were here-- http://gumphood.diaryland.com/comments/1061924732.html.

from misspinkkate :

Some of those Bachelor ladies scare me...a lot of them look like they've spent a little too much time in the tanning saloon, and they're 30, but they're dressing like they're 15. Gross! I thought Andrew and Jen were cute together, though....I bet Bob is gonna break up with Estrella, if ithey haven't broken up already. I just don't see it happening.

from mindquill :

I have seen those demotivational posters, they are a riot. My favorite is "Remember, you'll miss 100% of the shots you don't take...and 98% of the ones you do." It has a picture ofagolf ball just shy of the hole.

from peytonsplace :

That was the point. It didn't.

from kaybiff :

I don't have one specific favorite song. That's like asking...something else. But, uh, I need to think about this (or completely forget about it). Bysies

from heyjude85 :

LOL... good to know :-\ you've got some evil friends.

from mindquill :

Reindicular homocide? I laughed my ass off when I read that. Damn, why can't I be that clever?

from heyjude85 :

Yeah, Jude Law's definitely a very talented person. And in all seriousness, I cried when his character was arrested in A.I.

from elliorange :

♥ XOXO - I miss you!

from mindquill :

Dude, thanks for adding me to your favorites list. I am honored, and I really mean that.

from peytonsplace :

Grrr, I keep hitting add a new message to myself instead of coming to your notes. JournalCon is a weekend retreat for writers. Didn't you read all the entries on JournalCon? Or we could just say, be here on such and such date and all meet up. Except if we just say such and such date, we may all be terribly confused and show up on the wrong dates. I was laughing at my computer because it tells funny jokes.

from peytonsplace :

Thanks, now I look stupid for laughing at my computer screen. We should all try to go to JournalCon next year. Even if we don't attend a workshop, we can laugh in a bar together.

from peytonsplace :

That would be fun. Although, I must admit, I am not as funny in person. I have approximately the personality of a dead fish. ALthough, once I have a few drinks in me, my personality ups to that of a live fish. I'm sure that Paige will say she had fun, but she is lying! Lying, I tell you. I'm going to change my quote about you, so check it out in a few.

from peytonsplace :

I didn't realize you were actually at the game. So you were one of the crazies throwing snowballs on the field. Yes, your patriots did open a can of whoop ass on our pansy fish. They suck! Actually Paige and I talked about you, so you were there in spirit. :)

from cutie1083 :

I LOVE your last 80's entry...my favorite cartoon was "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles". My mom used to get pissed off b/c I would watch that instead of more "girly" cartoons, but I didn't care. My brother and I used to pretend we were Ninja turtles (I was Leonardo, of course) and we had all the toys and clothes and everything. Thanks for the trip down memory lane:)

from spiraloutxx :

It's all nipply cold out here. Too cold for snow, but I'm thinking we're gonna get some tomorrow. Make sure you have your ice picks and shovels out if it's gonna be a doosey of a storm.

from peytonsplace :

Hey now, how am I suposed to read "S.W." if it is locked?

from stinkycookie :

I'm really enjoying the 80's entries, except for the bit about Snow (it's a real bitch to get "a licky boom boom down" out of your head, maybe I should try "shot through the heart"?). I still have my original Nintendo with all the Mario games, Tetris, and a few other not-so-mentionable games (I have the Power Pad and I agree, that track and field game is stupid)...you are the ONLY person I've met who has even heard of A Boy and His Blob (I was beginning to think I'd hallucinated the whole thing). I loved that game, as weird and confusing as it was. Thanks for helping me wallow in nostalgia. :)

from peytonsplace :

Well, duh, you're a boy and I've had a couple (4) drinks, so ignore me. But Brawny Brunette, perky blond, eetc. Read it afain. Rock on! hee ee (x-mas party)

from kaybiff :

Thank you! I am all atwitter now! *giggle and what not*

from peytonsplace :

Nope. Hair color actually.

from spiraloutxx :

Hmmm, that's a tough one....I'd have to say Josey Scott (Yes, I know their names) cause he had greasy hair and smelled funny.

from spiraloutxx :

You're gearing yourself up for an ass kicking Mister Nickelback lover, or was it Puddle of Mudd? You love them, you want to marry them. ha, that was funny in my head. I go now...

from peytonsplace :

Well, I remember you mentioning that you had your novel online too, but you never gave me the address. I will definitely look into it. Soap Days shouldn't take you long. It's only 13 entries so far.

from peytonsplace :

Thanks for the comment. It means alot!

from lealoo :

Of course you're invited! Oh, and my birthday is the 9th. I was actually concieved shortly after the blizzard of '78 I think. Not much to do when you're snowed in!

from misspinkkate :

I read it, I've never posted. I looked at apartment ads like crazy, when I thought I was going to have to find one. I also read Rants & Raves, and Missed Connections- I think one of my goals is to one day *be* a Missed Connection.

from emiline220 :

You hi-ed my so I'm hi-ing you back. Hi. Hee.

from spiraloutxx :

Jesus Donkey death slut christ, Gump. I think I love you. Those entries fucking rocked. You're awesome. pictures: www.geocities.com/westward82/main.html and I can email you some more recent ones that I haven't posted yet. take care ~xx

from misspinkkate :

I'm going to do all sorts of exciting things- get hooked up with a phat internship, start joining some school clubs, hitting the New York scene, go to the theatre all the time, hopefully get a job waitressing or something- yay NYC!

from anniewaits18 :

Dude. I'm sorry I hung up abruptly last night. I actually put you on hold to give you a proper farewell. I'm a bastard. Yeah, and I got home at 1 a.m.!!

from peytonsplace :

Oh my God, how did you know?!?! My whole class would laugh at me. It was really tragic and I am scarred deeply by it. HA! One of the secretaries here just shouted out, "Hey, I've got a dump question." How weird is that? (HA A question!)

from peytonsplace :

I'm all a flutter now, because you are one of my faves too and I mean faves of the faves. I am totally crushing on you. Is that wrong? Rock your Body. ha ha ha

from s-u-s-u :

Hi, Thanks for your note. Always good to know there's someone really out there. Just started reading your diary, very interesting to get a guy's perspective on life. Men seem a bit more human now (not meant to be offensive). I hope you'll check mine out, no fancy graphics seeing as how I'm computer illiterate and maybe too much obsessing about food, oh and the occasional depression thing. Boy, I'm promoting myself very well here. Anyway, nice to meet you.

from iamfalling :

Are you okay? Lots of personal and I guess deep entries and confusing cryptic notes. Just wondering.

from misspinkkate :

Boy I hope so....then maybe they can come visit me and sleep in my bed! Is it just my imagination, or is it clear from how quickly we've responded to each other's notes/entries that we are losers and/or we're big procrastinators?

from mindquill :

That was a great entry. Thanks for sharing it with me. I guess, according to your definition I am a dork too. That's all right, there are a lot of us out there. Great entry though, really.

from peytonsplace :

Well then, I guess it would depend on if this person is thinking about Marriage, or a long term relationship with one of them. I would have to say that overall, relationships that begin in high school are doomed to fail. People change so much when away at school to keep the campatibility they once had. But, now that I think about it, if the first relationship was mostly conflict, then really, is it worth hanging on too? (ha, mangaged to work a question in there)

from elliorange :

♥ Thank you for my birthday wishes!

from peytonsplace :

Hi Gump! hee Actually, my city is a brisk oh, about 75 degrees! Go S. FLorida!

from mindquill :

Superman rocks no doubt. I think I would be a mutant myself, kind of like a Wolverine guy with the regenerative powers, but be someone who could control all forms of water or something. I think secret identities are rather lame too, but I imagine you would have no such thing as a personal life without one.

from misspinkkate :

Thanks so much, I'm pretty excited (or I will be once I come out of the work induced haze I'm under)

from mindquill :

I thought about the whole money thing too. In my daydreams, I am given superpowers and a ton of money that way I can focus my time on righting wrongs and fighting injustice, etc. Now the real question is, what superpowers would you want? Would you be a powerful alien like Superman, a regular guy that kicks ass like Batman, or a mutant like the x-men? I am aso excited that there is someone out there besides me that actually thinks about this stuff.

from mondocurio :

YAY!!!! SNOW!!!!!

from mindquill :

Yeah I wish people had super powers. I hate to admit it, but I still daydream some times about being a superhero. Wouldn't that be cool? I guess I am still weird.

from cutie1083 :

Sending you a long distance *hug*

from stinkycookie :

Mmmm, bread (insert Homer-esque drooling here). Wait, I'm not supposed to be happy about going to hell.

from kaybiff :

Now more people call me it. So I think it happens more than it should. [Especially since I am /not/ a hot goth chick...damn it.] And the turkey is just a stupid animal. It can't even fly!! Imagine with me. If it became our symbol, "We're powerful and majestic! Fear and respect us! ...We have the turkey!! ...With a boat of gravy...But don't eat us!!" I'm sleepy.

from mondocurio :

Hey! I like when you talk about what you did in real life... Are you really getting a dog? Don't you want a kitten???????????????? To match your Kitchen!

from mindquill :

Thanks for the comment on Kansas. I have been through there a few times. Strange does not even begin to describe it. One cool thing about it though. It was founded as a place where blacks could escape the tyranny of slavery and be free. I thought that was pretty nifty.

from paperfriend :

did you write the magic trick entry in my diary?

from cutie1083 :

Happy thanksgiving:)

from zoolegs :

Happy Turkey Day to you too... I have to admit I am feeling a little sad because there is no turkey for dinner here, actually none of the traditional stuff... What did you have?

from mzletty :

sure you can check me out if ya want to. Only thing is it's really annoying cuz this new layout I got doesn't have a link for back/forward thingy. Perhaps you have a code for me. I don't know html. You seem like a really interesting person so I may be reading your diary from time to time. Who knows maybe I'll find some more ball adventures! mzletty

from elliorange :

♥ Happy Thanksgiving, darlin'!

from gwensworld :

dude. mr.holiday turkey baster? are you on crack? i'm watching oprah, and tom cruise just made spaghetti. will you make me spaghetti, yer not as hot, or cool, or talented as him...but i'll take what i can get. :P

from kaybiff :

Email will suffice. Now, go! Or something.

from emiline220 :

Raining furniture would be something to make a person believe in god wouldn't it! Hee. I have an awesome diary? Thanks. I've been feeling boring lately, that really cheers me up. Just so you know, I'm always inspired by your awesome diary, too.

from stinkycookie :

Thanks for holiday wishes, I hope you enjoy your Thanksgiving as well - eat, drink, and be merry.

from mzletty :

Hi! I'm not sure how I ended up here but whatever. I don't get the whole ball thing though. I also love doing laundry after midnight! I like your diary...Letty

from cutie1083 :

So I was being nosey and looking at your surveys...and I totally stole one!!!Hahaha! Now I've stolen YOUR survey...and YOU love it:)

from cutie1083 :

Inspired by your entry, I decided it would be a good idea to have my sister toss a ball at me from the top of the stairs just for fun...and it was, until I learned that it's not a good game to play while wearing high-heeled boots that make you trip and fall on your ass, only to look up and have the ball smack you directly on the face....but still, it was fun.

from crapstein :

can we get married?

from mindquill :

Thanks for the comment. I just updated. It is a quicky but better than nothing. I will be leaving today and won't be able to update until Sunday. Have a great Thanksgiving!

from kaybiff :

Whatever floats your boat. (It is *your* boat, yes?)

from kaybiff :

Lipgloss, my good sir. The magical wonders of lipgloss.

from heyjude85 :

Thanks gump :-D. I hope you're well.

from spiraloutxx :

Rock. Thanks. Take care.

from mondocurio :

Things happen for a reason... Thats what I tell myself when shitty stuff happens...

from cutie1083 :

I'm going to email you tomorrow:)

from gwensworld :

i assume by non-readable channels you mean email. which i did. go read it and reply. NOW I SAY!

from elliorange :

♥ I wanna snuggle with you.

from zoolegs :

He called.

from elliorange :

♥ Awe... you could see them? I didn't think anyone could. :)

from zoolegs :

I'm not convinced that hate is the end of love... Still too much emotion. I think indifference would be the opposite, and thus possibly the end...

from zoolegs :

I hope to be out in that area sometime soon... I will have to see how this work thing plays out before I plan any trips though...

from mondocurio :

Hey kiddo! Thanks for the good luck... I'll keep you updated... Cool idea about the art thing... me and my roommates painted our own art one "Art Night." I got a really cheap frame...and it looks cool! Do it!

from elliorange :

♥ Yes, I know her. She's younger than me, though. She's 19. She's gonna go far! Lovely lady! :) We have fun!

from cutie1083 :

And I'm glad you took the survey from me...I DID like it...

from cutie1083 :

lol! Your survey was so funny, I almost peed a little:)

from mindquill :

Thanks for the tips, and the encouragement. I will not give up, I shall carry on!

from diary-rating :

Glad you like it! :D

from diary-rating :

Hey Gump, look here --> http://diary-rating.diaryland.com/pu.html

from iamfalling :

AHHHH! BURNING PONIES!?!?! AHHHHH! Um Okay communication.. I'm fine... tonight I am going to go see our production of Oklahoma!... I bet there are ponies in Oklahoma the state. AHHH BURNING PONIES!! Did they run around and catch things on fire like other ponies or where they already dead? AHH!

from mindquill :

I need help. This may sound pathetic, but how do you get people to read your stuff? You seem to have a lot of people who read your entries, I know I read them, so how do you do it? Forgive my insecurity, but can you give me a few tips?

from misspinkkate :

Welcome to my life!!! I just called, and apparently, it's going to take another week or so......geeeeeeeeeesh.

from emiline220 :

I've only play about an hour of X-2, but I like it. It's kinda different, though. It's not very serious at all and it's very "Girl Power!" It's fun, though.

from crapstein :

But you get to talk about pre cum. Way more fun than periods.

from gwensworld :

which kevin are YOU talking about? and can i talk to him? i want someone to hold me, i'm ever so lonely. *cries* ooh..can you get on AIM at work? if so, do.

from gwensworld :

he TOLD you he wanted to hold me? when was this? why wasn't i informed? and why do you get to talk to him and i don't? i only get to write him letters and wait with bated breath for him to update. NOT FAIR! *throws a tantrum*

from gwensworld :

and when did this alleged telling you he wanted to hold me take place? and, your next entry is gonna be your 300th. special. WHOO!!!!!! i'm not surprised kev wants to hold me, i am so holdable. i'm cute and squeezable. mostly, i just rock.

from zoolegs :

Thanks for the encouragment. I will let you know how it goes...

from gwensworld :

i thought i'd tell you that although i tried to deny it, i do still love you. *blush* you need to update more too. and....umm...oh yeah, comment about me. you never did that. it still hurts. actually, you should write a whole entry about me. solve all my complaints at once. i am so whoring myself right now. geesh. oh and also, i am very tired.

from elliorange :

♥ So love, are you a romantic lover or are you kinky as all hell?

from cutie1083 :

I'll tell you all about the boy that gets all of my email attention...but I'd rather do it through email, since it's kind of a long story...do you mind? :)

from iamfalling :

Yeah, euro=AP European History with Mr. I like to assign lots of homework. I'm a sophomore.

from kaybiff :

I can honestly say I wanted that too. But sadly, the Mothra here is not a moth monster. I cry with you...And now have the urge to see many, many Godzilla movies. All at once.

from datchery :

Actually I think I had the sister who wasn't from growing pains, but rather from family ties...not really important, she wasn't there for more than like 10 seconds (which is like 40 minutes of reality?) Do dreams go at a different pace from reality, or do we just dream before we wake? Just curious. Oh and school gets out at 2:10.

from crapstein :

And that is why yr the shit. You know king of all. All that is good and such.

from emiline220 :

Gump, I am jealous. I would love to be frozen right now. It is 85 degrees and I hate it. Christmas has always meant cold for me. If it is anything above 60 degrees this december, my christmas is going to ruined. What you call melancholy I call happiness!

from cutie1083 :

Thanks for your note:) Can you believe she's STILL bitching about that damn cd? It's starting to become amusing. And I LOVED your loyalty entry, by the way:)

from peytonsplace :

My poor baby has an ear infection in each ear, a sore throat and a head cold. I have a sore throat and a head cold. This is not looking to be a good week at all! But hey, next week is T-giving and I get 3 days off work. :)

from veryscary :

Want to meet a REAL Diaryland fucking idiot? Leave a note to the diarist at http://radiowire.diaryland.com. Or request at this review site.

from heyjude85 :

awwww **hugs** you called me pumpkin! **Hugs again** you are so adorable :) That really made my day!

from elliorange :

♥ Have I ever told you how much I adore you? Really, have I? *smiles* I do!

from gwensworld :

if i die, my ghost will SO go to chuck e cheese with you. then it will haunt you...FOR-EV-ER!

from iamfalling :

haha fighting birds. i thought this was amusing: gumption \GUMP-shun\ noun 1 chiefly dialect : common sense, horse sense 2 : enterprise, initiative

from liquidhuman :

It only get's worse? Thanks for the reassurance. I should just forget the applications and switch my major to alcoholism.

from cutie1083 :

I agree with what you said in your note. Right now, everything is becoming really messy and things that should've been dealt with years ago are barely being brought up. My mother knows that I love her and I know that she loves me (deep in her heart, I know she does), but sometimes it's just hard, you know? But anyway, thanks for you note...I feel a little better now:)

from misspinkkate :

It did lack grammatical sense, but I forgive you :-D

from emiline220 :

I'm so jealous. You have four sofas and I don't even have one yet. You just don't even know how tired I am of sitting on the floor!

from misspinkkate :

It's not that I hate Gordon (although I have my days)...I'm just done here; there's nothing left for me to do here. I want to have a life! I'm sick of living in the middle of nowhere.

from kaybiff :

Tis the only explanation. The man trying to keep me down! And /I/ did not eat it. Diaryland did. Perhaps though, I bit the bullet?

from kaybiff :

Review site is fine. My diary however... It has seen better days. In fact, it has been seen. When I was about to post my results my entire diary was eaten. I have requested help already because while I still technically have the entries, I do not have my diary. (sad face)

from peytonsplace :

I hope you are enjoying your two days off because it really sucks for the rest of us who miss your entries!

from stinkycookie :

I get sexually explicit materials from my boss because he's a dirty old man (and I mean that in an affectionate way) who surfs the internet for porn all day, he's got a serious Anna Kournikova fixation (there are pictures of her all over the office, a calendar, etc...), and he and his girlfriend have been looking for a live in sex slave for some time apparently. The best I can figure is that all the drugs and free love in the 60's did a number on him. He's really quite entertaining. And sorry it took me a blue age to answer this question.

from zoolegs :

Did you do it? I have always hated that one, when people don't do something and you can't leave it undone so no matter how much you don't want to you are compelled because you know it needs to get done. Same or different?

from liquidhuman :

I agree. Grad school applications are one of the plagues of the apocalypse.

from cause-i-can :

http://cause-i-can.diaryland.com/gumphood.html Your review is up. Thanks for requesting.

from mondocurio :

hey strawberry shortcake! LOL... was that funny? cause I laughed... What are you doing on your day off...while some of us work? Do something fun and tell me all about it!

from xmisleadx :

Ha no, don't get the wrong impression, I thought it was really funny! I was reading it and laughing. It was great fun to read. Trust me, I don't take any offence to it. I't good we have a similar sense of humor. I even sent it to a couple friends and made them read it cause I thought it was hilarious! Thanks a lot for the review!

from emiline220 :

Well she may weigh a little bit more than 2 lbs, but not much. I've weighed her before. She's, like, anorexic or something. And's it's funny because my other cat is pretty much obese, so they make a funny pairing. Anyway, I'm glad you like the layout and thanks for the pointers on pet boarding. It looks like I dogdged that bullet today, but I'll probably have to do it sometime.

from kinskig :

The first entry I happened to read was your entry about Jip. I've got a cat and sometimes I feel like I don't appreciate her enough when all she wants from me is love. Your entry really hit home on a lot of points. My parents had a diabetic cat that they spend a ton of money on and managed to extend his life by about 8 years. I feel like crap sometimes because I don't think I'd do the same thing in their position.

from iamfalling :

Oh, gump. You leave the best notes and have the best diary ever. :)

from zoolegs :

Dude. I forgot how damn funny your diary is... You had me in tears with the halloween costumes... Also, what do you know about unclepumpkins new girl? I haven't gotten a chance to talk to him all week...

from loriebug :

Wow. I am a giant tard. Seriously, I was reading that and thinking this is odd, I thought he was my age, but what the hell do I know? And you know, I killed the kitten the other day so I'm all sensitive about pet death issues and such...um...I feel stupid now. Yeah. I need sleep and booze. Good stuff. :)

from peytonsplace :

Actually, we cut it the following day. People were starting to call him a girl. Of course, I cried. Paige isn't coming till Dec. 5. No ass grabbing yet.

from peytonsplace :

Even if I have to see it myself, I will be there. Personally, the bow and arrow turn me on. Who am I kidding. He could be sitting on the crapper and I would be hot and bothered. HA!

from peytonsplace :

Bwahahahahaha!

from stinkycookie :

I work for a company that sells water treatments...exciting stuff, huh?

from elliorange :

♥ I adore you. Thank you for reading my diary, or well... skimming it - which ever you please. I don't ever write to address a public audience, but I want to thank you for reading it and making the cute little comments that you always do! *Hugs*

from iamfalling :

No great story. I'm really sorry. There was just some lame rumor that me and my boy broke up. People asked me a lot and I was irritated. Nothing more.

from invisibledon :

thanks for the comment on the layout I had some help as far as the other stuff it will get better or it won't

from misspinkkate :

Hehehe...I see to recall after taking the "How Gordon Are You?" Quiz that I was 76% Gordon. However, some of the questions were stuff like, "Do you know what chapel is?"- well duh! If I rated myself, I would be about 33% Gordon.

from peytonsplace :

I was kidding. I was wondering how much flaming I would get from that. I figured you would know that.

from peytonsplace :

Hee! I reviewed your review site in my comment there. And dude, I'm a woman! (ha ha)

from misspinkkate :

Hahahah, hungover orange rinds....that's funny, I wrote that down.

from mondocurio :

I don't "not" date, just haven't met anyone I've wanted to... you dig?

from indiegrrl505 :

hey, thanks for the message, i've found that i've become midly addicted to surveys... and that i'm real damn tired. i'll have to sneak a peek at your words sometime.

from cutie1083 :

People read your diary b/c it's funny and interesting (unlike mine), so don't ever wonder why it's read. You're a cool person, Gump. Keep that in mind when you don't feel too happy:)

from crapstein :

GumpyMcHumpy- you do not suck. It's just the weather... soon you'll feel better. Promise.

from cutie1083 :

Hope you feel better soon...and your diary has NOT sucked lately:)

from emiline220 :

Sorry, Gump. I hope you feel better soon. Carpeting an apartment sounds like fun to me...but I'm probably weird.

from mondocurio :

I have been to 2. cause this is MY UNITED SATES OF WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and Shake it like a polaroid picture.

from reazintoliv :

LOL-that was supposed to be an answer to your survery, silly...

from misspinkkate :

I don't really understand why they bleep words, either. Apparently the rules (at least for TV) are changing so that most bad words (except fuck, I think) will be ok The only reason I can think that it's good is that it has to do with manners- even though cussing isn't a huge deal, it's still not a habit I want to create for myself, particularly if I can't control where I do it- I don't want to accidently curse in front of small children or my grandparents.

from kaybiff :

I have. And someone's head went *Oh, I've been chopped off*.

from crapstein :

I've been busy like a little bumble bee. For Halloween, me and my friends are going as Wilson Phillips, you know the great 80's band? Anyways, do you have amzing plans for halloween? I'ma gonna get shitfaced, up in good ol' Madison, WI. Hells Bells.

from iamfalling :

Yeah.. my boyfreind is number one. His lowest grade is like a 95. Damn smartie pant. He says that I can be his cohort.

from sarika :

not avoiding as such. Just not actively looking. x

from misspinkkate :

Hmmmmm, how'd ya guess? Yea, Gordon people are a little weird...that's why I need to ESCAPE. NYU is a dream school, but even if I got in, it's SOOOOO expensive (I'm also applying to Hunter College). But I can always dream. As for us being close, it is weird to think that "Internet people" actually exist, and can even live close to us. Who knows, maybe someday we'll run into each other on the street and not know it?

from gumphood :

Well I am guess that you go to Gordon, but want to transfer to NYU. Is that right? I have both a friend that graduated from both Gordon and NYU. One is alot cooler than the other. Can you guess which is which?

from misspinkkate :

Thanks for the nice thoughts in my journal guestbook- glad you like it. I'm starting to read yours, too- I haven't added any journals to my reading cycle in awhile, either, and I need new BLOOD- AHAHAHAHH!! Thanks again.

from misspinkkate :

It'll be pretty easy to tell- I go to a certain college, and mention it every other entry. I also mention many nearby attractions. See if you can figure it out!

from iamfalling :

At that time mostly just to get in the shower. I was muy tired and grumpy. Right now I want to got eat my Easy Mac.

from gwensworld :

no....i think you REALLY want to get me a gold membership kiddo. i KNOW you REALLY REALLY DO!. so just do it.! i like ending my sentences with double....things.?

from nofat-chicks :

Hey Gump - Participation in your review site sounds like a lot of fun. Diaryreviews can suck it. What must one do to join up?

from sarika :

a complete story in 5 sentances is no easy task, I'm sure you'll agree. (I think I see tea-stains on the keyboard...) I continue to be amused by your use/possible overuse of the adjective "sassy". How would you define it? Flattered, nonetheless :) x

from peytonsplace :

You can say obviously that reviews are really a crock of shit. Fun, but a crock of shit nevertheless. hee

from elliorange :

♥ Thank you so much, love. *Hugs*

from zoolegs :

Dude, there is no way that you can even compare Homer with the writers of today... Homer really wasn't your point, so I'll let it go...

from peytonsplace :

Hell, even my mom missed one. HA!

from peytonsplace :

Your answers cracked me up. And why did you think I was unemployed?

from peytonsplace :

Payback's a bitch, huh? oh, oh, oh, 2 notes. . . oh 1 note. ha ha ha

from peytonsplace :

D'oh! I'm so sorry. I thought that might happen. my computer was freezing up so I kept hitting refresh. That's so dissapointing isn't it. I'll try better in the future.

from easyreviews :

Hey! You review is up: http://easyreviews.diaryland.com/gumphood.html Thanks for using easyreviews

from peytonsplace :

I can't decide from your comment if you are for, or against only childs. I'm an only child, and while I loved the not sharing of the stuff and having mom and dad all to myself, I think I missed out too.

from zoolegs :

Dude. I will try and update after work tonight. That should give me just enough time to think of something good... Oh, and how do you reach the detergent on top of the washer/dryer?

from procrasto :

Gump - mutual appreciation moment. And your bike-hitting-head-injury-on-the- train-moment seems like some gritty NY story. I avoid the bleeding people on the metro. They have generally been up to no good. You shady character!

from heyjude85 :

yep mr. gump... you're right it is a compliment to Stephen. But it doesn't matter to him... he wouldn't care if I dropped off the face of the earth.

from htmlclinic :

There there http://htmlclinic.diaryland.com/imgalt.html

from kaybiff :

Only you would Teen Girl Squad my notes. And I love you for that. Really. And it is "so good." I am very jealous. Not so much though that I would complain, but, you know.

from kaybiff :

That Donnie Darko part-- "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" Yes, I am sad. And yes, elves are HOT. *laugh*

from peytonsplace :

Wow, that easy review person gets around. On another note. . . hee hee a pea pod.

from easyreviews :

Hi! I just started a new review page and need new people to review. Interested? sign up on my page...

from cause-i-can :

Hey, I have a new review site. Would you like a review? Get back to me anytime. :)

from iamfalling :

Eh, I'm fine now. I type using my other fingers. The finger that got hurt is my ring finger on my right hand, and I don't really use that finger when I type anyways. Oh wait I guess I do. Oh well. Its not really that difficult.

from poppyfish :

I doubt it was a long-running joke ... I think the chick just spotted me and decided to make her day a little bitchier. Although who knows, I'm perfect long-running joke material. So oblivious and ... weird. Woo boy.

from living-lulu :

I hope the third one is better too but what are the odds the storyline will come to a satisfying conclusion? At least its bound to have more kick ass fight scenes. : )

from mondocurio :

Yay... you are back... and hanging out in my hood! You should come by the dog park one night...it'd be fun.. Sox are gonna make a comeback!!!!!!!!!!!!

from kaybiff :

Of course I would like it. As I said, "mmm, Quentin Tarantino..." Such an interesting man. Dare I say... Genius? I dare. And I do. GENIUS! (He likes the Partridge Family, you know. Openly. And that's hot. *laugh*)

from kaybiff :

No, sadly, I have not seen said movie yet. And this displeases me. But since I like to see movies in empty theaters (like I was able to on Monday. Huzzah! And "w00t!" And other teeny exclamations.) I plan on seeing it when everyone already has. It's all about timing, see? Right... But, mmm, Quentin Tarantino...

from crapstein :

It's good, but I think it's a wisconsinthing.

from peytonsplace :

Can I quote you on that?

from jessforyou :

you went to the game last night and you didn't take me?? you lucky ducker!

from appleblowpop :

what are you babbling about~? what shadow~?!

from elliorange :

♥ You're such a dollface. I hope you know how much I adore you.

from anniewaits18 :

Yo, I am broke because I took the expenses for the possible move out of my checkings and into my savings...this means I am broke ass in my checkings and can no longer buy useless dvds..does that make sense? But if the move weren't happening, man, I'd be a rich woman! Damn.

from peytonsplace :

A glass of wine would be lovely. And YES, my eye is STILL twitching! I have specialized tourettes.

from mondocurio :

DUDE!!!!!

from darkartist :

thanx... i needed that. and yes. school work needs to die. go away. forever. and ever. and ever. and ever. an... sorry

from iamfalling :

Oooh... No, my freind is my other diary. I tell her a lot of secrets. :) Sorry if I confused you.

from mondocurio :

Oh, and the fair was THE TOPSFIELD FAIR...north of danvers

from mondocurio :

howd you get those tickets!!

from gloryxxfades :

cool you like baseball.<3

from elliorange :

♥ I adore you! Have a good weekend, dollface.

from emiline220 :

I like the back and forth between Spike and Angel, too. I liked the part where Angel was all pissy about spending 100 years or whatever feeling guilty and seeking redeption after he got his soul and Spike only spent three weeks being crazy in a basement. I've thought that, so I was glad they talked about it. I don't know about the whole ghost-Spike thing either. It makes him pretty useless and what's the point of him being around if he's going to useless, but you're right that it keeps him more in the background. I guess we'll see what happens.

from kaybiff :

There's nothing to be confused about. I just think they are sexy. *laugh* (And, I mean, who would ever see them? With my old man style...)

from sarika :

what you needed was a triangle-player.... x

from emiline220 :

Ok, just got your note. I liked yesterday's episode better than last week's, but I'm not sure about Spike. As long as it doesn't become the "Angel and Spike show" I think it will be okay. I don't want any of the other characters being pushed to back because of him. I think Spike's better in limited quantities anyway. But maybe he'll just be better in general now that he's not puppy dogging Buffy around anymore. We'll see. I'm glad I found someone else to discuss this kind of stuff with!

from emiline220 :

Hi, I'm glad things are going well in your new place. And I agree, that site was very disappointing. I hate when that happens.

from kaybiff :

You may steal my sunshine for I am not interested in keeping it. What, with the sun being so damned bright. I like being moon burned, thank you very much. *laugh* I shall send it to you once you tell me your paypal account number... Not really. But you know.

from thepersona :

If you keep up this whole being super cool thing, I'm going to explode! STOP BEING COOL! *explodes*

from peytonsplace :

Larry sleeps through a lot too, so I end up getting Peyton. Unless I kick him out of bed. ha ha

from elliorange :

♥ Oh, dollface! Autumn is beautiful down here. Growing up in the woods of PA, I had such a delight during the fall season. This part of Ohio, is pretty much the same. I live in the city, so it's not the same experience... but I love going home to visit mom and dad and to see the foilage! Beauty. My parents went up to Vermont, completely loved it there, and were told by the people up in the northeast that it's so beautiful in the fall. I'm sure I'd have to agree... just by being there in the summer. I wish I had time off to drive back up there. Sighs. *smiles* Oh, I found another site today with great screensavers: http://pattisthemes.ezthemes.com/. Go there! :)

from caspia :

Hey, it's good to hear you had such a great weekend. Some days it really takes a lot for that to happen. :)

from darkartist :

hey... talk 2 meee... schoolwork is sooo annoying... it is even more annoying to try and get it perfect... c'mon... talk to meee. please...pleeeeez... *~demon~*

from mondocurio :

i got the price of 39 a month... the regular price is going to be 79 a month... that be a lot of dough.

from caspia :

Dude, you have to see what my uncle got for me!...check out my Oct. 4th entry.!

from heyjude85 :

Hey gumpness, hope the move goes well. I know moving sucks, but it's great after you've gotten settled in.

from caspia :

Hey, yeah thanks. Isn't it great to see the Yankees suck? :)

from sarika :

:) x

from lobsterchick :

Yeah, you only have to pay for the gbooks if you don't already have one. like, if you open a new one. the rest of us grandfathered out of this "two dollars for a guestbook" bullshit. where's my super gold? i paid for that motherfucker last night.

from sarika :

maybe we should leave the the pony-poem to Dingus? Ive never had strong feelings towards them personally. Thank you for your comment, it's been a while since I attempted writing somthing with real thought. I always hate what I write after I've written it. x

from procrasto :

Yo Gump. I have MUCH catching up to do. And screw the football trashtalking, buddy! It's SO damn close to hockey season I can TASTE it. Let the Bruins bashing begin.

from caspia :

The Red Sox don't stand a chance against the A's, don't you get it? This is NOT their year. And even if by some freak way they did beat them, they could NEVER beat the Twins.

from caspia :

Yeah, and I bet you actually think the REd Sox will win...not a chance in hell. The Twins want it more than the Yankees, their a better team. The Red Sox are just delusional. Might I add the whole reason they are in the playoffs (David Ortiz) is a former Twin. He knows what it's like to beat the A's, a pitty that he'll be the only one.

from elliorange :

♥ I'm orginally from PA - around Slippery Rock. I know Dingus is down @ Pitt, and Slippery Rock is about an hour north of there, homey! ;)

from kaybiff :

Oh, not I. I do not need to go to pun camp. If anything I need to be beaten over the head, for I say to many puns. I get in trouble with them. And you were just stretching for that one, sir. *laugh* Eagle. Pft... And answer my questions! ...Damn it. *laugh*

from stinkycookie :

Re-emergence confirmed...no more nutmegoli, stinkycookie is the ticket now!

from kaybiff :

I didn't know that I was a sick bird either. I guess I should thank you for telling me. I mean, how else would I have found out? So, uh, thank you, sir?

from caspia :

Hey, come on now you know better than that. The whole reason the Yankees have all those titles is because they've bought baseball...not because they've actually earned it. That doesn't mean they can't win, but in my eyes it makes just about all of their accomplishments worthless.

from elliorange :

♥ I'm not sure, hun. I sent you pics of me and you can see my hair in them. Well, I guess you can't see it all that much. Hrm... I'd say the only requirement would be... it should be shiny and nice!

from emiline220 :

Wow, I could never pay $1000 for 500 sf, that's crazy. We looked at a 500 sf apartment and it was a freaking closet. The one we chose is about 800 sf and reasonably priced. It also on a main road with a bus stop and near most everything. I totally get what you mean about location being so important. There was a place we really liked but it was so far away it wasn't worth it. Anyway, have fun apartment hunting.

from heyjude85 :

Yay :-D thanks for the note **tackles**

from mondocurio :

my friend richie went on a date with a guy named lionel. get it?

from lobsterchick :

Hey, thanks for the note about the convo. I feel MUCH better now. Although I'm inclined to say, wasn't the whole situation a *weensy* bit Blondie's fault? I mean, I realize I'm socially retarded, but isn't she obligated to pretend, at least a little, that I'm not?

from iratelobster :

almost. but not quite.

from iratelobster :

Taht is so tuer. Ltes see if tihs mssgae is unstnaadebrl. GUMPHOOD GUMPHOOD GUMPHOOD! I don't know.

from iamfalling :

Hmmm. That sounds a lot better than a husband. Because then I won't have to get a beer for him.

from caspia :

I understand you're not trying to be a jerk, but it's just not true. The Twins have ALWAYS done well against the Yankees, excet for this year, but since the teams faced eachother way back in the spring, half of the yankee line-up has changed, and the Twins are on a 10 game, likely 14 game winning streak going into the post season. Earlier this year I would have not had much confidence in their game, but things have really changed. even with Rogers pitching last night, they layed well. You have no idea how big that is. I'm not saying their unstoppable, but the yankees have little, if any leverage against them. Either way, only time will tell.

from elliorange :

♥ love, love, love ♥

from shesajar :

http://shesajar.diaryland.com/030922_70.html you should send me your addy so that you can trade mixes with strangers. i think you'd like it. send it to [email protected] if interested.

from under-yuki :

True, that. All content all the time. I try. Really, I do. And my "off" writing style, as it has been called, should help that out just a bit, no?

from caspia :

I'm sorry but you ARE SO WRONG. The Sox are the ones who can't beat the Yankees. The Twins have always been good against them. I remember just a few years ago when the Twins sucked they would consistantly win 3-4 games or 2-3 against the Yankees. They may not be as easy as Oakland, but there is no way you can think that we won't stand a chance. Besides, what makes you so sure the Sox will be able to cut it, and won't choke?

from lobsterchick :

Muahahahahahaha. You will never get my lobsters. And male and female? Just what exactly are you planning on doing with/to the poor things?

from lobsterchick :

Muahahahahahaha. You will never get my lobsters. And male and female? Just what exactly are you planning on doing with/to the poor things?

from anniewaits18 :

Oh what Dingus and Wllybere were referring to was my first attempt at putting pictures up (the entry is "metamorphosis of diaryland whore" or something like that) and it took up the whole damn screen. You could see every pore, every pimple. It was downright embarrassing. The entry you saw was the second entry, where I figure out how to resize the pictures. Anyway, point being, you would of probably be blinded by the hugeness of my first entry with pictures

from bbwing :

(9/22) You're welcome for the review. Currently, my pictures of lights are not on my computer because my wonderful sister has the scanner and she lives across town. When I get them, I'll be sure to direct you to them though. ~Erin~

from caspia :

omg, wouldn't it be SO cool if the Red Sox played the Twins in the play-offs? Of couse, once the Sox lose, you wouldn't think it be that cool...but at least my Boston residing sister would agree with me. ;) Down with the Yanks, up with the rebs...or something like that.

from elliorange :

♥ Yes, that's right, hun.

from under-yuki :

Ah, that makes sense. Nothing like the World Cup to make you all crazy...running across town because everyone is at a baby shower...and the TV is across town...and the game starts in five minutes...and the German team lost anyway because it was the finals...and then you are very angry. But you still wanted to hug Kahn. ...Right-o. I enjoy quick responses, I really do. My diary is apparently fairly new...and I realized just recently the design does not, in any way, match the content of my diary...but that's completely off topic. So, again, not ending my note in song, I shall now depart to obsessively update my diary.

from mondocurio :

did you make a decision about the move?

from under-yuki :

Thank you for the note. And it amused me that you felt the urge to use a random German word...being as I am and speak as a first language German..but I'm sure you didn't do that because yours psychic or stalking me or anything. No. Surely not. Also, it is warm and cozy and raining today...and I shall hence abandon the tradition of ending my notes in song to go wrap myself in a fluffy blanket. Salutations!

from iamfalling :

Yes, Greg booty dance. I think you would have to know Greg.

from kaybiff :

(...But that's not a direction.)

from kaybiff :

I would tend to agree if I weren't so confused. And really, if you think about it, I mean, really think about it, the only direction this conversation is going is no where.

from kaybiff :

Yup. Definintely lost. How could I come any closer? I mean, seriously. (I am unusually slow today.)

from kaybiff :

Yup. I'm still lost. But I am about to quote you. (If you do not mind... Do you mind?)

from kaybiff :

*laugh* You know, I have no idea what you were trying to say in that. Like, none what so ever. The reason behind this is I'm so hip and jiggy wit' it. I am beyond street/rapper talk. 'Cause I'm a regular playa'. A regular TEAM player. Hahahahaha. Okay, sorry. I will leave with my head hung thusly. (You never answered me, you know. About guesting. Tell me! *skakes fist*)

from kaybiff :

I finally added you, sir. I know you are over joyed. You will soon get a comment of some sort. Just please, keep your pants on. Or off. Which ever. You know how it is.

from iamfalling :

I'm starting to like this MECHA-GUMP character more and more. Especially with his promise to kill the hated Cameron.

from orgasmicrevu :

All done molesting your diary. You may pick up your review @ http://orgasmicrevu.diaryland.com/gumphood.html

from kaybiff :

The questions, sir, were put into one of your comment pages. (http://gumphood.diaryland.com/comments/1061924732.html) That one, I put them there because of text manipulation. There are eight of them, I do believe. Now go! And... answer them. Right. I have no sass. I leave... Now. (Yes, that was supposed to be written that way. Stop questioning my genius.) Bye.

from appleblowpop :

go watch me dance on my diary lol

from emiline220 :

I hope you get out of the basement soon. heh. As for favorite seasons, I'd have to go with Season 3 on Buffy. As for Angel, I've only seen the first season on DVD and I've been watching reruns of 4 since I got cable a little while ago, but I don't really know what's going on. Season 2 seems pretty good so far.

from iamfalling :

Aw. I don't know if I can be Mecha-Gump's skanky love slave if his place is so little. Sorry Mecha-Gump. You missed out.

from elliorange :

♥ Uh oh... I think I like Gump better than you Mecha. Who knows, though, maybe you could win me over. Hmmm. Oh, and kill all humans - Nah.

from wllybere :

dude, you're losing it

from crapstein :

hmmmmmmmm....robots.....

from elliorange :

♥ So darling! I like your inner girl! ;)

from beagle47 :

you, gump, are truly a gentleman (er, wait, or is that a lady based on some of those "other" diary entries?) for clicking my banner. i believe that makes two of us now. your diary entries crack me up. thanks!

from naughtylove :

So, are you busy getting busy, or just busy being busy? lol That's just a little something I had on my brain, so I thought I'd share. Kindergarten really paid off.

from sarika :

CUMPUTE also isnt a real word. ha. And i though computers could spell. I'm thinking you and I have too much time on our hands. I'm not complaining. x

from sarika :

I'm starting to think I leave you too many notes/comments. I mean, i swear theres always at least one per entry. Maybe I need to start rationing my comments to make them more impactful? is that a word? No? Never mind, I should be allowed to make up words. x

from sarika :

someone eating your peanut butter makes a great story later on in life?! hmmm...i hate peanut butter... x

from sarika :

okay, well that's what I had in mind. It was late, i was tired, felt the need to write yet I didn't have the energy to think too hard about it. And dingus doesnt love me enough to leave me notes. x

from lollipoprock :

MECHA GUMP--- HELLO, THIS IS LOLLITRON. SPEAKING FOR MY PET, LAURIE. I AM NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING. NOT EVEN YOUR OUTLANDISHLY LARGE ROBOTIC DICK. I, HOWEVER, HAVE BEEN EQUIPPED WITH A LAUGH BOX THE SIZE OF A SMALL CHILD, SO I AM WITH HUMOR. HA-HA-HA. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT FOR SOME NUTS AND BOLTS OR JUST SOME WD-40 SOMETIME? I WOULD LET YOU OIL ME UP. THAT WOULD ROCK. HA-HA-HA.

from nutmegoli :

Oh my God, my sides ache from watching those teenage girl cartoons...thanks, I needed that. :P

from sarika :

I'm not so sure. Not when the drama involves the sort of things I was thinking of. Like watching people you care about deal with (repeated, in one case) rape/self harm/eating disorders/drug problems as well as personal issues like blaming myself for my mum's illness and losing faith in myself/failing exams...indulding in self pity and making lists of ways to die in order to try and find "control" over my life! Just over a year ago and I completely blotted it all out. Although I spent most of the time sleeping. It was truly mad. I guess calling it "drama" doesn't really say what I mean. I dont understand how you were looking for Dingus..? x

from emiline220 :

Heh. A chinese southerner? That's a fun stereotype. But no, I just like the picture I guess.

from wllybere :

WOW, Gump. You've got yourself a fan there!! In answer to your question, the REAL fake tan will involve frying myself in a tanning bed, instead of just using the tanning cream/sprays. Actually I went last night, and have some nice shiney red boobies to show for it. Kisses

from elliorange :

♥ I wonder what it's like to hug you. Do you like to snuggle? Do you think you're a warm hugger? Heck, I just wanna hear your voice! ;)

from jofetish :

i know you've visited me in the past, i was just hoping you were still around ;)

from appleblowpop :

the goat thing threw me off. i';m going to go cry in a corner

from kaybiff :

Hey, sir, question. (No, I will not burst out into a Destiny's Child song. I refuse. If you want to hear it so much download it. But be careful. They might arrest you... Just like that twelve year old. Although, she wasn't really arrested and they settled out of court. But, you know.) Do you want to be a guest writer and supply me with your genius? I have some people lined up and thought you might have been interested. (I may be wrong. I usually am. *cough*) Right-o. I'm going now. So, I'm out.

from iratelobster :

Sorry for the last note. I thought I was being funny. Instead I'm being a moron. TEE HEE. *coughs* I need help.

from iratelobster :

kerbang. You're dead.

from crapstein :

You need the My Little Pony Shirt like a whore needs a condom!!! If you don't get it I'll make you a manly one.

from elliorange :

♥ I guess you could say that I'm pretty soft-spoken. I can get mouth, though. *smiles* My singing voice is a lot like my speaking voice. I say it's lighter. Some say that I have a huge voice hidden inside of me... but I'm just afraid of it. Oh, that's a long story. I don't think I have an accent, but if you'd hear me... I'm sure you'd think I do. Do you have a Boston accent? Ooo.. how I'd love to hear that! *mwah, mwah, mwah!!*

from iamfalling :

It is. I forget how to do it all the time.

from iamfalling :

Gah! That makes my teeth hurt just thinking about it!

from kaybiff :

Oh you're so gullible! And so angry! ...It's giggle hour?

from kaybiff :

Well, of course I am off my rocker. I never was in it. Being as I don't have one. *cry cry* Now, upon request, I shall say something about the greatness of orange soda. It blacktastic! ...In the way that it's orange. (But my brother would like this to be explained as a racial joke being as he works at the CVS and this is all they buy. Sunkist orange sode. We have to restock it everyday. I asked Eddie why he liked it, and Eddie replied, "It's just good, cheif." And there you have it. The tale of two cities. Add that to your book list... and smoke it. *laugh* Sorry. Ok, I'm done.) I'm out.

from elliorange :

♥ Two crazy boys! I love it! *Mwah!*

from lavishreview :

Your review is (finally) up. Thanks for requesting! http://lavishreview.diaryland.com/gumphood.html

from mondocurio :

oooh..very close..cool hood too..i have many peeps there

from elliorange :

♥ I'm not too sure what kind of diary does it for me anymore. As of late, I haven't been able to do much reading because all I'm doing is homework out the ass! I do like a diary about everything, though. About a person's day, about inner feelings - what scares them, makes them happy, what makes them angry. I also like diaries that throw in odds and ends of ideas when that person is in the mood. I haven't found many like that.

from mondocurio :

What neighborhood are we talking?

from iamfalling :

Darling, might I have the slightest clue as to how I would go about deciphering that note you left me?

from procrasto :

Gumper. Wish as you might - the world series is still SO out of reach. Heh...

from zoolegs :

Nope, not Billups. I have two cats that live with my sister. Rumor has it that eye herpes is very common for cats, and both my cats had eye problems when I adopted them from the SPCA... Unfortunately...

from alicenobody :

Nova Scotia, Canada. And you?

from lobsterchick :

oh no. it's just beginning. hahahahahha. *sigh*

from msmongi :

Oh, No! I wasn't talking about your layout. The unreadable text thing is just a huge pet peeve of mine and its the first thing that popped into my head when I read your rules. Sorry if I sounded snarky. I didn't mean to offend.

from lobsterchick :

Do I believe you? No. No, I don't. You think I'm ugly ugly ugly and I might just cry now. Or, I might not.

from sarika :

it always changes. Hence the need for me to comment on stuff i've posted before and say I feel differently now. Like i said, stasis doesnt work for me. Situations change. Or they don't change, I just realise they werent the way i thought they would be in the first place! if that makes sense. maybe I'm confusing myself, (or at least confusing you) Explain what you mean again...?! x

from scanzilla :

It's rare when I can do two entries in one day, but today has been extra boring at work.

from scanzilla :

Things have been going great. I spend so much time goofing off with Crystal that I've become a bit of a shadow to everyone I know. You gotta let me know when you're down in the Saugus area, we should get a coffee and look at hot chicks. :)

from scanzilla :

What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see dem driven before you, and to hear da lamentation of da women!

from lobsterchick :

Just what exactly are you trying to say about that picture of me, huh? HUH?!

from mondocurio :

"I wanna smash that po ta to, chop chop chop..." -jamaican guy to me and my friend at 3:30am on my street going to South Street Diner

from nutmegoli :

I don't think there's a set age when you start to feel old, some people begin to feel old after they graduate high school and other people never feel old. I think it's chiefly to do with your lifestyle, your level of satisfaction and fulfillment, and how much purpose and meaning you feel your life has (those last two go hand in hand more or less). For me it's a perspective issue, I desperately need to adjust my perspective (and maybe take a multi-vitamin).

from kaybiff :

Is it all right if I started to cackle at that note? Because I think it was a little much. Cackling is more for something falling onto a person in a coma. Ok, not really. That would just be... I don't even know where that was going. Sorry. But I laughed a bit much at "spudtactualr." I did. And now my legs are crippled.

from dinguspie :

shitbag. when you said that my brain was on fire in the "last one", did you mean: the last one you read (which was the first new entry) or the last entry, properly speaking (which was the first one you read)?

from dinguspie :

just wanted to say "You suck"

from wllybere :

yo, just wanted to say hi

from crapstein :

When someone sends you a letter like that crazy girl.. I recommend pressing the 'x' button at the top and running as far away as you can from your computer.

from zoolegs :

I think they withold the number of static electricity related fires at gas stations so people don't get scared... Maybe that is why there are only full service stations in NJ... Not to create jobs at all, but because those people are properly trained and certified in the area of static electricity... Do the gas stations in MA have warnings like that?

from heyjude85 :

lol TRUST YOU? I've only read the book a million times :-|. I've read all three 4 times each and the hobbit 7 times.

from emiline220 :

Man, I miss my Gump fix of the day. I liked your entry about your girlfriend. And your diaryland rules, but I have probably broken most of them, so there ya go. But I'm a leaving a note so I'm following one of them. 1 point for me. I've been playing too many games lately...

from lobsterchick :

Dude. You sound like a petulant child. No playlist for you. *laughs menacingly*

from g1rly-g1rl :

go to hell! :p

from lobsterchick :

ahahaha.... "Does it MATTER what condition this candleholder is in?" If this CD has any songs from 1989, it's purely coincidence. That's just the name of it.

from lobsterchick :

Dude, where's your sense of fun? Does it really MATTER what the playlist is?

from peytonsplace :

Eh, clearwater is a little North of me. I'm in Ft. Lauderdale. Paige is coming to Miami though soon. Too bad we couldn't all get together.

from elliorange :

*Hugs* Good Morning! ;)

from iratelobster :

Actually. This reminds me of this time that I went to the supermarket with two friends. And one friend grabbed me in the dairy section and started dancing with me while singing in the rain played on the over head radio. Then we went to get cat food and all the catfood cans fell down on top of me while I tried to grab the ones in the back because I was supid. What this has to do with spicy tuna rolls, I don't know. But just know that you reminded me of a story. Yay.

from iratelobster :

If you were a spicy tuna roll, I'd make love to you.

from mondocurio :

i almost got shelly confused with the person shelly used to be called...good thing I remembered what she used to be called..i dont know why thats good..i just was happy i remembered.

from wishaword :

I'm locking up because I think people from my school are reading it. Also, the things that I'll be writing about soon shouldn't be around my school. So, er... if you want the password let me know.

from jetsetimpact :

IF you wish to do so.

from cutie1083 :

Thanks for your note...my eye is getting a little better, but it's still swollen as hell. As for the emotional pain...well, that'll work itself out. But thanks for caring:)

from iamfalling :

Parties! Parties! Maybe I should invite my ninja freind!

from lobsterchick :

Okay, I am now officially worried.

from onesexypollo :

To answer the question you left in my notes... I hate being locked. If I could, I would unlock my diary. But not yet. :) Not a weird question, just out of the blue! Love your diary!

from loriebug :

hey, very funny stuff you have going on here. i've made you a favorite, woo. have a super day.

from common-tegus :

and a tegus is a lizard. i guess maybe we're in trouble?

from comment-anon :

Suck, I say! And I suppose you're the exception to the rule? Prove it, damn you!

from common-tegus :

she's also like the worst mother ever.

from cookie-bitch :

yep..isnt that gross

from common-tegus :

the best part of reading that: this girl from my high school named her kid shasta. most shocking news ever.

from cookie-bitch :

Just for that... I think I'll stick around ; ) oxoxo

from sarika :

thanks for adding me to your faves list. No wonder i thought the book lacked tension..!!

from stomper4x4 :

you didn't say anything about labor day trauma to me....I will address the creationist/scientist bit soon....thinking of something good to say about it.

from zoolegs :

Buffalo, eh? I think you mean me... How's it going?

from mubby :

i am not good at writing haikus. leona, however, is. While they yell "Watch out!" I think the Internet is Just plain neat and fun yes, and more can be found at http://www.geocities.com/thegreatwhitemonsterhunt/haiku.html

from nutmegoli :

I just re-read the work scandal entry and it is rather confusing, my apologies. It's not so much a scandal as a "she said this about her" kind of thing. And really, it wasn't worth an entry, save to say petty office politics suck.

from wllybere :

Just look at what you've started. I wouldn't be happy with you if I were Jesus.

from kaybiff :

Man. I am so incoherent, it hurts. That is all. *laugh*

from just--jenn :

Hey, way to put the smack down and put forth the "Diaryland Rules." As usual, you crack me up. Hope you had a fantastic Labor Day weekend! -Jenn

from lobsterchick :

Yeah, mine was bullshit too. You need to crank your meter up.

from common-tegus :

good question. in a nutshell, my old life was more outgoing and more productive. i used to write more and paint more. i used to be way more social. maybe i will write an entry tonite/tomorrow about that. -tegus

from lobsterchick :

I was being somewhat sassy, yes. I'm glad I have you around to fill me in on what to do and what not to do at diaryland.

from elliorange :

♥ Oooh... a boy that can sing! *heart melts* I'd be yours to keep forever if you sang to me. Well, I'd have to like it.. but still! So, when am I going to hear this lovely voice of Gump?

from elliorange :

♥ I do think you're clever, sweetheart. YAY I have a squeeze toy! Mmm... you! Ooo... you were a theatre major, right? Gonna let me hear ya sing one day, dollface?

from crapstein :

Don't make me blush.

from procrasto :

Gumper. I declare that I will be gone for 3 weeks as I'll be in Scotland. And this is a curteous voyeur stylee message as you ordered me too! *Grins* I agree. And I am guilty of most of the sins you listed. I hang my head in shame. Back in 3 - be good until then, mate!

from elliorange :

♥ Awe... dollface, I just needed a significant change. *Hugs*

from wllybere :

welcome back!

from mondocurio :

yo g-dawg... whens our next trip to borders?

from jetsetimpact :

Joan of arc is the last nail in music's coffin.

from jetsetimpact :

It makes no difference, soon we'll be going seperate paths and hopefully I die before I give up everything you have. By the way, I hear utilitarian anarchy is cool. See you around.

from jetsetimpact :

so.

from jetsetimpact :

If it weren't for intelectual posturing, you wouldn't have a life.

from jetsetimpact :

Try again, I'm waiting for something clever.

from jetsetimpact :

defending my family honor from dinguspie, and bringing you into it, for some unknown reason.

from jetsetimpact :

what's so clever about watching american beauty? not to mention your musical tastes.. or the authors. If I ever became what you were, I'd shove my berkenstock up my ass you neo-hippie shithead.

from elvinarcher :

Well, I can't say I don't like Orlando, but more his character in the film... I'm not obsessed like many other girls are, and thank God for that!

from missused :

Lol, I clicked on your Yankees Suck banner...nice...I knew it had to be someone from MA.

from caspia :

Thanks for understanding. Now. If you could get dingus off my back, I'd more than appreciate it. ;)

from kaybiff :

i took one look at that banner of yours and i knew. oh, i knew. who else who make a banner that boldly declares what everyone else was thinking? the yankees /do/ suck. it is time for the rats to eat them... and maybe even steal some children. (i don't think the latter will be necessary. what, with all the children that i owe you. surely, you understand. right. well.) good job there, sir. jolly good.

from missused :

Eh, take your time. I've waited long enough for the review, you might as well do a good job.

from beagle47 :

superior banner!

from deardieary :

Hi, I acutally never look up dear diary to see if it was taken because I took the dieary spelling from my favorite comic book. However, I wouldn't have put it past me to blow the spelling since I'm generally a bad speller. =P

from emiline220 :

Thanks for the friendster testimonial. That was really nice. I'll have to write you one now, but that would involve thinking which is something I can't seem to do tonight. Good night.

from elvinarcher :

heheh... funniest/best/dorkiest name, huh? thanks! can't get over your name either there ^_^ Take care!

from wllybere :

Thanks for the note about Sam. I'm glad your girlfriend's kitty came back. ~~ P

from appleblowpop :

PSHH a list of music nd no soulfly, sepultura or stone sour on it. PPPPPPPSHHHHH lol

from common-tegus :

i'm glad you like the art i put up. thanks. i love the song per year list idea. i wish i had the patience to think up 28 songs for myself but i'm a spazz. -tegus

from caspia :

Read my current entry.

from elliorange :

♥ Kissies and Hugs for a good sleep tight!

from deardieary :

I just looked at your profile page and I noticed that we both put the same quote for Fight Club. cool.

from caspia :

Great people may have come from MASSACHUSETTS...get your mind out of the gutter...but if you knew me, you'd understand my resentment towards the state that stole my sister, and at least a good year of my life.

from sarika :

i guess the problem with that is people find what i write confusing and mostly meaningless. But i priorotise the way I feel towards a situation rather than the situation. I'm not sure how wise that is. x

from sarika :

the shaft? And i have made skirting around the "actual happening" a refined skill with the amount of times I have done it. But to be honest, nothing really happened. I had a conversation with a close friend, who i thought i had drifted away from. And I saw an old friend who i hadnt seen in a long time. I guess it had an impact on me, which is what i wrote. The ambiguity i find necessary due to the fact my friends read my diary... x

from sarika :

i just read your "Rock your body" entry. Sounds so much like what goes on in my head. *sings* Dont be so quick to walk away... x

from lollipoprock :

OMGOMG why are you so cute? that rocks.

from emiline220 :

That was a really nice entry. Very revealing. You have a very eclectic taste in music. I like that in people.

from mindquill :

I live in the Atlanta, GA area. (Insert gag reflex here.)

from emiline220 :

Hey, I hope you are feeling better than you were yesterday. From your description of Grad school it is not a place I want to be. Any kind of work right now sounds like torture to me. And guess what? I'm supposed to studying for my final. Yeah, that's going to happen.

from crapstein :

I'm glad we got it all figured out now.

from cookie-bitch :

Hey Gump Thanks for the note and the compliment! Don�t learn how to spell it so conformist : )

from just--jenn :

Thanks so much Gump, for your kind words! You really have been very sweet to me lately. And here, I just whine and explain bloating to you. I don't think I'm providing much from my end. Hmmm...your bathroom entry the other day cracked me up. Literally bent over laughing. Yeah, I'm 9 years old and bathroom humor still gets me every time. Anyway, thanks again. Things are better, I promise. Now, if only I can stop writing these boring football entries!

from iamfalling :

I'm glad I'm not the only wus in the world. Very comforting. Except then I guess there is no one to rescue all the wusses. That's bad. PS my TV is by my bed too.

from procrasto :

Mr Gump. I will endeavour not to ignore or neglect. If you sense my writing accent to change - I just hope that all understand why!!! Oh - and I'll help if you wish!

from smartepants :

:o)

from caspia :

Your review is up at Twin-Review!

from cutie1083 :

I was raised Catholic...but that's changing right now.

from crapstein :

So out of curiosity.. how did we meet?

from cutie1083 :

I want to help...you can interview me if you want:)

from elliorange :

♥ Darling you! *kissies for the evening*

from kaybiff :

...in your poll thing, why have you no green power ranger? the one that went by the name of "tommy?" why, sir? why?! answer me!!! ...i am owning you in notes and comments today. really. and it's sad. i'm sorry. i'll stop... soon enough. er...

from mindquill :

Go mighty Gumphood. You are a great warrior indeed!

from kaybiff :

oh... my html dabbling. right. i was bored. and questions you will have then, sir! ha ha! i may even... email them... or something. i'll probably just be really lazy and leave them here. *laugh* ok, then. i'm out. good day to you, sir. *skips away*

from kaybiff :

oh, and another thing. since you made me unwarrented (sucky *laugh*) questions, if i made you some, would you answer them?

from kaybiff :

huh? what did i do? i'm confused.

from peytonsplace :

Dude, Soapdays is me. It's the novel I'm working on. So yeah, it's winter there, but summer here. ha ha

from nutmegoli :

Hmm, if I could take a bath with anyone in the world it would probably be Nicholas Cage. He seems like he'd be fun in the tub. ;)

from inchase :

thank you for the comment. that was a murky entry... i am stoked happy to know that you found form in that... the message is much bigger than my fingers can handle. your last entry was a wonderful exposition on deep clensing and hookshots.

from heyjude85 :

Wooo I'm leaving you notes instead of learning ;)

from mindquill :

Small world after all. Very funny. I laughed, I cried, I hurled. Thankfully, I got out of there two hours earlier than anticipated.

from crapstein :

Well, good. Then I'm glad we know each other. Maybe we can be friends then or something.

from crapstein :

So do you know me or something????

from girl-aflame :

We haven't met formally, no, but I've been to your diary before via Elliorange, and I've also seen your name around a few times, surveys, reviews, etc. So, hi :) I'm girl-aflame, and yeah.. I'll pop up in places around here from time to time!

from elliorange :

♥ 4'11". That's adorable! I wish to hug you! Just landed on the moon - how interesting. Would you like to marry? All together, just let me know how ya feel. *winks* Back to reality: I sent pics, my computer was being stupid, and I was just wondering if they went through. Hugs!

from heyjude85 :

;) lol you're the only one that picked up on that. I knew I could count on you!

from cutie1083 :

Thanks for the note, and know that I will definitely be stopping by more often b/c your diary kicks ass:)

from sunnflower :

Thanks for the note with latin translation info. Your diary is fascinating - good 5 question sets too.

from nutmegoli :

Well, CafePress provides the items, I just upload the graphics I want on them. You should check it out, I'd buy a Gumphood beer stein. :P

from poppyfish :

Wow, you girlfriend could suggest that to them. I'm sure with an ending like that, the attendance would leap up into the millions. Of shrieking teenage girls. ;)

from darkartist :

hey do you read manga (or evan know what it is)

from darkartist :

yes i am sad. i always am and always will be.

from iamfalling :

You are welcome darling.

from elliorange :

♥ Good morning, gorgeous boy! In reply to your note: Actually, it's not a good exhaustion. I'm not too fond of choir in general anymore. My first semester was hell, I got terribly sick, and the bastard failed me. Luckily that bastard move, but now we're on to whips and chains Lee. Sighs. He makes us feel like we're in high school. It's an annoying exhaustion. A good exhaustion would be after playing a game of b-ball or some type of sport. Oh yeah! *smiles* I enjoy music. It's something I majored in because I don't feel that I'm super at it. I'm okay, but real pessimistic about it. I wanted to major in something that I could learn from and work on a talent with - 2 things, instead of one. Oh yeah, I'm a putz. If you ever want to know what the girl behind the writing looks like... just let me know. I didn't mean to be rude about not asking before. Mwah! Have a wonderful day, darlin'!

from killiansred :

nyet. you actually like the "music" of dave matthews ??

from sbspsd :

thank you for your kind words. we sincerely hope you can be part of our team. hope to hear from you soon...sepia

from liquid-mojo :

Hey Gump, I see you are back from your vacation. Thanks for the comments and for the re-review. I have to admit much of the changes in my writing style were because of that first review, even if it was a low score I tried to build from there. Anyway, I'm sure there are really good unknown artists who are dying for a "breakthrough" why not start with low budget porn soundtracks? Then again the porn industry isn't necessarily geared towards intellegence. =p

from funda :

sheesh, do I have catching up to do... continued applause for your writing... blogathon.com (links on the left of my diary have details) is an annual 24 hour marathon for charity started 3 years ago by one of us diarists/bloggers... anyone can sign up to write an entry every 30 minutes for 24 hours, choose a charity to support, and encourage (and hope for) sponsors who will donate to the charity... it was fun to try to find something other than "duh" to write as sleep demanded attention, also fun to stay in contact with others during the marathon... I'll definitely be more involved next year.

from lobsterchick :

Thanks for the feedback on the q's. I think I fixed the error you were talking about, check it out and let me know. If you can believe it, I really held myself back on going off on that quote, because I didn't want to rail too badly on the person who wrote it.

from nutmegoli :

I've been meaning to leave you a note for a while but between diary rating and goofing off, I'd completely forgotten - thank your for your kind and encouraging notes. And your diary - I love your perspective. :)

from poppyfish :

Yeah, books are wildly expensive. Way too much, in my opinion. I would try to be one of those people who makes it through class without the book, but ... I'd rather push on valiantly WITH my books.

from sbspsd :

Hi there. This is a new and upcoming review site, Sepia Reviews. We are in need of one or two reviewers, so we're wondering whether you could help. Michael, our manager (also reviews at Sweet Reviews) suggested you. So here we are asking you..get back to us on it ok?

from darkartist :

i dont have time to read your whole diary right now because i already have five-hundred million things 2 do but i will finish soon

from procrasto :

Very perceptive. Or I have mentioned that before! My roots lie in Edinburgh. Parties will be held in Cardiff, Wales...London, England, Edinburgh, Scotland...and Aberdeen. Up yer kilt!

from procrasto :

Oh - and I don't live in England... My brother does. I live here. Montr�al is my home.. and I adore it....

from procrasto :

You are correct. But also for the asking-self-question-in-the-3rd person thing. And yours was the difficult one. The other one is easy, pumpkin!

from aliop33 :

Hey, maybe you could tell your friend that works for Bravo to come scout us out in palm beach. they could do a special episode of that other show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and use my wife Hsloane. She definately could use a makeover and since we're lesbians, maybe she can count as the "straight guy"! Or they could come do a show about lesbians called Girls on Girls. EVERYONE would want to watch that. well, everyone i know anyway! Hehehehe. But seriously, thanks for leaving a note, i appreciate it!

from stomper4x4 :

My favorite scene in that movie is the kareoke scene! Pure magic! Any part of the confrontation with his boss is classic. Also, favorite line: when they are confronted by the angel people, and they are doing the money trade off, Jackson says, "are you ready?" and Ewan says, "Shhhhhhhhoooooooorrrrrrrre!" It is in my daily vocabulary now!

from stomper4x4 :

couldn't tell if you were sarcastic or not about what my diary reminded you of, so i'll guess you weren't. You have A Life Less Ordinary on your favorite movie list, and so do I. Remember Ewan's janitor uniform?

from kaybiff :

see? where the hell is that "u?" i mean. seriously.

from kaybiff :

they were good questions as qestions go. (no, they didn't suck. but i like saying that they did. it's fun... sort of. go on. try it. really. you know you want to.) and it was the worst entry ever. and my proof reading is not on trail here. *laugh* because it is non-existent.

from shesajar :

here you are: 1. Without using the �street name you were born with and first pet�s name� formula, if you were to give yourself a porn name, what would it be, and why? 2. What is your opinion on sodomy laws and the recent Supreme Court ruling? 3. When was first kiss and what was it like? 4. What novel means the most to you, and why? 5. If you could go back in time to have one date with anyone (famous and dead), who would it be? Why did you pick that individual? What would the date be like?

from foolish-wish :

Hey there! This camp I'm talking about is awesome- it's a Christian camp, and well yeah- it's wonderful... and yes I play the piano- I write my own songs and sing too, and everything... anyway, thanks for the notes!

from anniewaits18 :

It is okay to suck because you make everyone else feel better about themselves and their self esteem. By the way, are you going to be online tonight? I have a couple of questions to query. As cool as Fry? I would rather be Amy but Fry is pretty rad with his tv addiction and all. No, Bender is RAD. bastard.

from tudor-diva :

Do the 31 songs! Its great!

from crapstein :

Didja mistake me for someone else?

from anniewaits18 :

You so do not rule!

from anniewaits18 :

you didn't change your profile! you bastard. Everyone is fucking bastard today. I thought my introduction was rather clever in a nonclever way and that's the true sign of true cleverness. GODDAMNIT afaolw rhbwioeru oiwur bopiuwerb opwieubn wopipoi

from procrasto :

Hmmm. Initially I was going to thank you for listing me as best read of the day. High praise indeed. Until I read that your favourite diary of the day was about a dog that filled 2 bags of shite. It's all relative I guess. Ha. For what it's worth - it was a strangely intriguing entry. Cheers. I am a Jason man myself. And agree with your assessment of Chuckie. He was just shite. Does Norman Bates rank anywhere here? There were 4 sequels.

from anniewaits18 :

You do not rule anything, not even with rulers. Case in point: Your news break was from the Onion which I have a link to, so you stole that from me you measley bastard. Further, people are complimenting my comments on other diaries, not necessarily my introduction spiel. SO THERE! YOU SUCK ASS (AND ITS RIM!!!).. p.s. I changed my update so I didn't look like a gump. You know, the word 'gump' is looked down upon here. It's like you're a retard. Just giving you a heads up. (Man, I'm like sassy today. what gives?)

from anniewaits18 :

First of all, I DID NOT steal your profile. I took it from Futurama's (I believe) 8th episode "When Aliens Attack" so, if anyone is a plagiarist, it is you...stealing Frye's lines and everything. Hmm...maybe I should read your profile..

from poppyfish :

Freddy is definitely the shit. :D Glad you agree.

from sarika :

(*mwah*)silly boy, I'm not as stupid as I look x

from procrasto :

Hoodo. Actually the quote was.. "That goalie was pissed about something"... really - I looked it up. **Sticks tongue out**

from emiline220 :

Why would I want snakes before my speech? That would make for an interesting speech though. heh.

from b-w-p :

Humanity has only one science - the science of discontent.

from squirrelx :

Thanks for the guestbook message and for complimentin' my banners. Your kindness is sincerely appreciated. Best, Xtine

from emiline220 :

Hey, I was very "amuzed" today. Heh. I will be sure to follow your public speaking advice for my speech tomorrow. "You owe me some damn snacks, bastards!"

from procrasto :

Mr Gump. Excellent job today! Although I am horrified at your discription of your own penis. Horrified and amused. Horrified and amused and bewildered.

from mindquill :

Great minds think alike.

from gumphood :

♠ ♣ ♥ ♦ § © ¿

from elliorange :

♥ Hunny, what hear thing do you wish you could remember that I do? I'm confused.

from naughtylove :

In high school you would've been the "slower" kid with very little experience, huh? Let us hope that you've climbed up the Sexual Experience ladder. If not, you've got until your death to do so. Keep in mind that you could die five minutes from now, so I do suggest that you whip out your equipment and begin to give it a bit of maintenance.

from p3-corr :

hi, thanks for the note, and thanks for clicking my banner :o) the girl on the banner is Andrea Corr, lead singer of the band, The Corrs, you may have heard of them, they are irish and very talented. take care x

from wllybere :

Ok, see... now I'm imagining all KINDS of possibilities, all of them good, but some of them probably a lot more lucky than you are intending me to guess. Not that you're *actually* intending for me to do anything, but by default I'm a curious person and the wheels are now spinning. Figuratively, of course. Plus I need to be happy about something, and that might as well be you, dear Gump

from sarika :

you are indeed back. With apparently lots of new stuff for me to navigate my way through... :) x

from wllybere :

I guess any messages that say C. or S. self-destruct? By the way, you're killing me with the vagueness. Lucky, lucky. Who got lucky?

from poppyfish :

Yeah, between Plato, Bruce Banner, and the frat boys, I'm beginning to think nothing good for me will ever come from Greeks. But hey, they did some good stuff. Like ... like ... OK, never mind. ;)

from kungfuhamsta :

Comments? Yeah, tell Andrew. He's got me screwed up despite the fact that he took my money. Bah!

from kaybiff :

*laugh* ...balls... *laugh* that shouldn't have been as funny as i thought it was. really. it shouldn't have been. but it was. (and don't even say it... you know what i'm talking about too. so just don't. *shakes fist*) i'm glad you enjoyed yourself sir. now. DANCE!

from elliorange :

♥ I think you're so cute, and you make me giggle! Gosh... I bet you're a riot to be with in the morning! Hugs!

from kaybiff :

*wink wink nudge nudge* yeah. i know... that my next entry is my one hundredth. and i wanted to use your questions for it.... but i don't know what you're getting at in the next part. *laugh* ...children. what a weirdo. *laugh* tell me about your trip. you know. /tell/ me. *laugh*

from kaybiff :

ten four, little buddy. rodger and copy and what not. i'm up and about. what do you want to talk about, sir? over? (...stopping. really. that was too lame. even for me.)

from lollipoprock :

don't worry, baby. it's not your anus that needs plugging. totally safe. i gotcha.

from candora :

laptops... sounds like me at the last computer show, except I still have all my teeth... and CDs... you sold CDs and didn't tell me?... I'd have paid postage! (ah, the madness you inspire must bring you blessed neighbors, or at least sneezing ones).

from mnvnjnsn :

Yay, Shag Art! I'm gonna lose my shirt on eBay, damnit. Thanks for reading my journal. If you didn't check out my OFFER, you should, I have some shag stuff I send out. -mnvnjnsn

from kungfuhamsta :

Hmmm, comments seem to be okay, sorry babe! The prom I have been wanting to do for years. You should have a prom too!!! Now that we are grown ups and can actually enjoy it. I think I will have ballots made up for other bar patrons to select our King and Queen. Other fun parties are White Trash Oscar Viewing Parties (nothing is better than watching Red Carpet opulence while you eat Mac n' Cheese and Vienna Sausage wearing a NASCAR cap with Lynard Skynard playing in the background) and, more for girls, the Miss America Parties where you come to watch the pageant in your favorite evening wear, perform in the talent competition, etc.

from heyjude85 :

Hey :) missed you... and I also cussed at whoever was online while you were gone **cackles** I hope it wasn't "shelly" **giggles more** LOL, Honestly, I thought it was you. Anyhow, have a good day, and I need to talk to you ASAP so I'll email you since I suppose you're at work. See you later!

from elliorange :

♥ Ohio is south east of ya'll. We went diagonal through MA, CT, and the bottom of NY and then straight across PA. We are in the same time zone. I live around the Youngstown area. Cleveland is north about and hour from me. It rained while we were up there, too. Do you live near the coast?

from elliorange :

♥ Mmm... you should just pack up and go camping for a couple of days! Just kick back and relax outdoors! Ooh... it was quite humid up there this past week. It's humid down here in Ohio, too. There was just a huge rush that went through this past week. I was one hot girl! Phew! :oP

from sarika :

that entry was beautiful. I hope youre ok x

from emiline220 :

Welcome back. That was a really nice entry. You really don't waste anytime, do you? I just wanted to say that that is probably my favorite Ben Folds song ever. Sometimes I just put it on repeat and listen to it over and over again. Always gets to me.

from sarika :

Indeed. We likes malibu rum...and I felt okay, thankyou. I'm a lightweight; i don't need to drink very much to get plastered. You, on the other hand, may have benefited from a little sobriety. :p Hope you feel okay... x

from elliorange :

♥ While I was in Boston, you were on my mind. I was looking around wondering where you live. Thinking about how I was reading your diary and about what you and your friends do and where you work. If you walk to work or if you take a taxi, bus, or if you drive. You were just on my mind! :)

from heyjuderevu :

Hey there! My review site's now up, come check us out.

from anniewaits18 :

Dude, you totally stole my comment from my profile "clever things make people feel...." I did it first!! goddamnit! I'm going shave all my hair off because of the discrepancy.

from darkartist :

i would like to comment on an entry... ; Peopela in my likfe in seven quick catagories: in the first "catagory" "number seven" was : bad closet dork; artist and writer. what the hell does that mean... i am an artist AND a writer... >_<;;

from missused :

Omigod, so sorry I didn't get back to you sooner, but if you get this before you leave MN, going looking for Linus! All around, mostly St. Paul, there are Linus statues, you can't miss um. It's a great touristy thing, and this summer my dad and are going to find as many as we can. Bring a camera, it's great fun!

from kaybiff :

sir! my love! no! you mustn't go! you mustn't! think about the children! if anything, think of the children!

from wllybere :

Hey, have a good trip... I'll miss you! :-)

from poppyfish :

I'm always in a mood to inspire and enlighten. Oh, yes, I'm a little angel. See my halo?

from heyjude85 :

HEY! lol **tackles** right... thanks for the note :-D

from heyjude85 :

Oh by the way, the password and username doesn't work anymore :-| and you're gone for like 10 days, so just let me know sometime :-|.

from heyjude85 :

Hey there, thanks for the note :) I added Mr. Winters to my faves **tackles**

from darkartist :

well gumphood, i am in the process of reading the entire diary of the described above, due to the fact that u have over 100 entries, it might take a while... Elmo

from poppyfish :

Oh, but I have to tan, just to get it out of my system and see what this is all about! Don't worry, I seem incapable of going much darker than a normal person would be after an hour outside in winter. Oh well.

from bagsofbeans :

I just told him he would look good like that! It isn't hard when you have boobs to convince a guy of something.

from kaybiff :

...i thought you didn't like eggs. or am i grossly mistaken? (...bacon... i never realized before that those two words rhymed... wow... my world as we know it has been rocked. *laugh* that is most excellent!)

from iratelobster :

Yay for your banner!!!!

from sarika :

I confuse all. I consider it a talent. It matters not. the TOWN is called Marlow...I doubt you'll find a "new marlow" but that would be crazy. I feel honoured to join your cult. IM? (instant messenger?) x

from sarika :

no, i finished that. I meant your one about online-diaries?

from sarika :

let me know if you ever come across a marlow or a buckinghamshire. My town is twinned with some place in France I believe...at least that's was it says on the sign...I'm reading your "about me" entry atm. If your not careful, u may make your way onto my buddy list... x

from sarika :

yay! I've been everywhere and done everything and now I'm even on the guestmap :-) Your diary has sooo many bits to it! But its good! It's very good. x

from iratelobster :

well on my computer (windows 2000 professional) you go to my documents and then double click the folder that says "AIM logs." I hate pop ups.

from darkartist :

no i am not sam... my name is elmo.... i highly suggest NOT reciting the annoyingly common phrase, tickle me elmo.... i am not a whore.... i am an artist... *fumefume*

from lollipoprock :

ha! yeah, it's last night's drunken nod to your teenie bopper t-shirt logo list. the fun thing is i am actually making one today, and i don't know which to choose.

from heyjude85 :

Yep, 3 times in concert... once before they were big :) and the other two were more than 2 states away... I was almost a groupie :-| LOL

from candora :

It would be an honor to fall down a mountainside with you.

from emiline220 :

Hi, That was a really nice story and I loved the ending. And you followed my suggestion from your quiz to make more stories that make me cry. But now you have to make a story that will make me laugh!

from neverbelost :

Thanks for the support :) Normality is overrated.. Nobody is normal I personally believe. I never thought I was normal because I've lived my life never fitting in. I was told that day that I was normal and that disturbed me for some reason. *shrugs* And you know that saying "everyone has a hidden talent?" What a stupid fucking saying.. heh. Thanks again for your understanding.. I wouldn't mind talking some time.

from lollipoprock :

oh, darling! thank you.

from vickiediablo :

The banner secret? Include boobs of some sort (yes that includes anime boobs), your sexual preference, and a little animation to spice it up... hey presto!

from missused :

Good, thank you. I've got to go, but I'll comprise the best list I can for you tomorrow. Goodnight! ;)

from missused :

There are plenty of touristy things to do out here, believe it or not! You'll definately want to go to the Mall of America, and I'll tell you more if you'll take me off of non-existant-Noren's pending list at Sweet Reviews and review my diary for me when you get back! *sorta evil grin*

from poppyfish :

Aha, interesting! I didn't even know that about the Hulk. Still, even so, it was a wretched movie. Except for anorexic Jennifer. Yes.

from anniewaits18 :

Oh, I didn't mean a TRUE story about me. Just like use my name and crap. I've never been loved. I wanted to pretend and go far far away. So, use my name, the fact I wear glasses and that I'm "asian". (I'm actually more pacific islander but nobody cares about that shit)

from heyjude85 :

Woah... boobs were on top of your notes page lol. Nice 21st century move... now if I could just get the laptop I NEEEEEED. :( lol wanna spare a few Judith Needs a Laptop dollars? Few thousand? Anyone?

from flying-zebra :

Forget if I already left a message earlier and I can't seem to find a post by me, but wanted to thank you for the welcome into the beantown diaryring and for the compliments on my art. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Peace out~ Marissa

from gphitman :

my diary at gphitman is no longer going to be frequently updated. Read my "REAL" journal at almost-sane.diaryland.com. I got your note and I assume this will answer you-- I didn't know what you meant exactly. Thanks.

from onesexypollo :

Hey... I got your note! :) Just leave me an e-mail @ [email protected] and I'll give you the username and password! Thanks!

from heyjude85 :

ahahahahahhahha :-D yay, buy me a car.

from mondocurio :

Dude- you are almost at 200....

from mondocurio :

question: When you leave YOURSELF a note, do you still get an e-mail letting you know you have one? :O)

from gumphood :

we are on temporary lockdown. Sorry for the delay.

from procrasto :

but...but...but...you're locked.

from darkartist :

o that sorry i had you mistaken for someone else... o.O

from elliorange :

♥ You're such a sweetheart. I adore you! *Hugs*

from gumphood :

The light I shed is that I am a guy If that was the question I wonder why?

from darkartist :

shed some light on what may i presume...

from darkartist :

... girl... GIRL...sorry...

from wllybere :

Hey Gumpy. Your questions have been answered. ~~Hermes

from iamfalling :

hahaha neither one of us that... its a quasi lame joke. that whole angsty section is completelly false. im so happy it makes peoples head spin.

from kaybiff :

it pleases me to know that there will be no spooning *laugh*... (that will not be taken the way it aught to. phooey.) and there is nothing wrong with my follow through. (again... that will be taken in a wrong way... but, really. isn't that what all my notes do? really. it is. you know it, sir. prostitute? exactly.) it's just that i have the virtue of patience. oh, and yes, i did get the questions. and they are done. but i'm waiting to post them. *giggle* oi. good bye sir.

from chadin :

Oh yeah. Your note was very well recieved. Sorry for not responding. Just had my mind on others things lately. Thanks for taking the time to ask me these questions. And no, you were not looking too deep into my answers; you really can't with me.

from mindquill :

Okay, I am adding you to my list of favorites because you are just weird enough for me to really like your stuff and still feel bad about it. That was a compliment...no really.

from poppyfish :

Well, I'd love to be Mr. Depp's assistant, except that he'd probably spend most of his time rejecting me and ordering me around. Since I'm not into S & M, that might get a leetle bit hurtful. But I would manage, for the sake of being close to his cheekbones.

from jessforyou :

i met the pink power ranger. she's cute. i already told you, though.

from naughtylove :

You're clever. I like that.

from iratelobster :

Gimme Questions.

from heyjude85 :

why did it add twice? crappy pos

from heyjude85 :

lol, you're too random!!! lol I love you anyway :-P

from heyjude85 :

lol, you're too random!!! lol I love you anyway :-P

from kaybiff :

...who says i'm not a telle tubby...? probably my inability to spell it correctly. *laugh* or... does that give me more reason to be? ...seeing as the telle tubbies are rather... how to put it... off? no, not the word i want. but i guess this is what it really boils down to-- why am i responding to a note in a note section? yes, i think that's it exactly. oh, and sir, i finished the questions. but i will wait to post them. i know you're saddened by this. i know. til next time... *baby sun thing setting in the backround* ...oh man... *laugh* i'm so funny. bye sir.

from appleblowpop :

*comes back to dwell on Kaybiff's post* seriously, who the fuck says TE HE~? seriously, she's not a fuckin tella tubbie.

from appleblowpop :

kaybiff just left the stupidest message EVER lmao but ANYWAYS, yeah i'm 17 gump, i'm the user blowpop from xmike.com *thumbsup*

from kaybiff :

*te he*

from appleblowpop :

hahha i read todays entry and yeah we have parties like that every day around here (we've had one going on non stop since june) and we call them the "party till we puke~!!" series. its hillarious. and dude props for the horseback riding thingy, i didnt expect that and it awas fuckin funny lol

from elliorange :

♥ The photos of you are wonderful! I adore the "Did Gump see a cookie!?" *giggles* I also like the photo of: This is What I want - The kid chasing his dreams and the Man holding his love. I melted when I read that! *Hugs* for you!!

from poppyfish :

Well, thanks ... I love that kind of entry too, but usually I'm in too groggy a mood to write it. This time was a fluke, man!

from wllybere :

I would be honored to answer your questions, but in the true spirit of the rules, I really wouldn't have the time to ask the questions myself. Maybe you could interview me separately sometime? Pretty please?

from lealoo :

I guess your right, sometime after 9 every morning. I wake up, get Anthony settled in with some cartoons, check my email, read the updated diaries and then update. Once I go back to work I'm sure it'll disrupt my whole schedule. Damn work.

from neverbelost :

Remember to NEVER get involved with the army. I almost did.. Glad I didn't. My trip was alright thanks. I wish to actually see the city sometime. How's life treating you?

from katehackett :

gone, eh?

from emiline220 :

oh my god, you totally tricked me! Hee. I love that song, but I haven't listened to it in a while. Don't ya know Ben wrote that for me after I went to his concert...yeah, I wish.

from emiline220 :

Hi! I got your questions and answered them already. Thanks. They were good questions and they really made me think.

from anniewaits18 :

Why did you put a note in your own notes section? And why is it in a language from somebody as Omicron Persei 7?

from gumphood :

Hhahhah h hah haja h aj a jah al aa a al a. ak k , ............ a . . . . a . h. . a.

from kaybiff :

*laugh* ...i don't think you read that carefully. but, if you want to come up with questions, i will answer them... because i don't sleep... and i am that sad. *laugh* ...*cry cry*

from anniewaits18 :

Stop deliberating and get the goddamn Star War Galaxies. You know you want it. YOu know the others will play it and you will have sycophantic boys at your whim (I have the flu--so I am at home not at work and am obsessively reading notes...and I've read all yours.) Yes, I am pathetic and my room looks like the chainsaw massacre from this damn rage virus.

from kaybiff :

...the sad thing about my entry is... that's exactly how i think late at night... *cry cry* ...and although i know how i got to each idea... that doesn't help stop me from questioning my sanity. (or yours... you weirdo. *laugh* ...you liked it... pft. *laugh... again...erp*) ...bye!

from chadin :

Hey man. Uhm, this is probably a stupid question (I'm full of them), but how do you, uhm, get you to ask me questions about me and my diary? I might have overlooked it when I was at your diary, so yeah, let me know.

from elliorange :

♥ My questions are up, darlin'! Thank you so much! *Mwah!*

from lealoo :

I've had dropdown menus in the past and I DO like them, but I didn't want some things as normal links and some things in dropdowns... I wanted everything listed the sameway. I did make the Navigation area scroll though, and I think that helped. My problem now is someone told me the flowers are "grandma-ish" and now I can't get that out of my head! I love the colors... but I don't really know if flowers are my thing. I'm so indecisive. *sigh*

from anniewaits18 :

Hey, if you did ever attempt to go out with me, I would NOT take you to a movie and judge you on what you laughed at and stuff. I would feign that attitude, but if you have bad taste, there's no point in judging you on it. I would just feel pity...and pity might work for you in this scenario (heh heh heh)

from elliorange :

♥ You're silly, sweetheart! *Hugs and Kissies!* Go to this webpage: http://hotwired.lycos.com/webmonkey/reference/special_characters/. There you are, love!

from elliorange :

♥ Oh no. We don't live close together. This is someone who just came into my life via phone, and he's charming and oh so yummy delicious! ;) *Mwah*

from anniewaits18 :

Yo, it just occurred to me. I should've done this on your Friendster thingy. But, who is that Stephen guy? Do you actually know him? He sounds like a good match for..ahem. (He just sounds a LOT like me) Email me the 411. Especially if he's an asshole.

from wllybere :

Hey Gump! I may be locked for a couple of days, but the username is wllybere, and the password is guest. Where've you been? =(

from bagsofbeans :

I am thinking about making them public, so I just tested them out on my favorites people. If you're uncomfortable let me know.

from heyjude85 :

lol, where the heck would I get a button... lol and WHY? no one would put it up!

from iratelobster :

I'm an idiot. Go get the new code because I forgot to add the server to the link. Wheehee! The problem was that if you don't add the "http://" before the website, it'll put your domain before it. So the picture was linked to "http://gumphood.diaryland.com/iratelobster.diaryland.com" which didn't exist. So I fixed it >_<

from joeparadox :

Okay, I like the new comment. Approved. I just wanted the word "ho" in there somewhere. Thanks, pimp daddy.

from kaybiff :

*giggle* a joke. for you. *giggle* there was a penguin and he went traveling. he found himself in an area that was too hot for his penguin self, and his car was acting up, so he descided it best to pull into the nearest service station... thing. the inside was not air conditioned and the poor penguin was not faring well and when he saw an ice cream vending machine he waddled over in hot penguin fashion and bought some. as he was eating (ratherly messily, getting it on his flippers and beak) the ice cream the mechanic was working on the car. the penguin soon finished his ice creamed and was joined by the mechanic. this is when the mechanic said, "you blew a seal." to which the peguin replied, "no! it's only ice cream!" *giggle*

from anniewaits18 :

yo. I am concocting your 5 questions. Sending it to your emai. I'm not sure which one though. probably the diaryland one (I'm not sure if I saved the hotmail one)

from elliorange :

♥ You're so darling! I adore your diary rating! ;)

from bagsofbeans :

My man. I am sorry I forgot to give you the password to my private entries. Username: knockknock Password: whosthere

from kaybiff :

(...yes, poor seal, indeed.) and... how can i stay away from you? that's right. i can't. *hug* (but, you know. elves are quite fond of nature... so they wouldn't have any problem with hugging trees... *laugh*)

from elliorange :

♥ Yes, I like them. I like softer music. I mean, sometimes I get in the mood to listen to alternative... but not too often. I'm more... classical, R&B, pop, oldies, some others...! I like to move! :)

from lobsterchick :

Thank you!

from kaybiff :

you say too little... and why mustn't they know? *laugh* ...unless... you take that same mentality into the bedroom. *laugh* i don't think they would be all thrilled to know that. er... on that note... bye!

from lobsterchick :

Um, so Marie's a good friend, and I'M A READER? I'M A READER? I AM NOT A READER! I'm a contemporary. With a very even temper.

from joeparadox :

Dude, I did not change the ages on my profile. I am perpetually 16, and I don't turn 34 for a few more months. I just turned myself into Corky St. Clair.

from kaybiff :

*laugh* elves! priceless, sir. priceless. and. this would be... reason... six? of why i want to have your babies. *laugh* i'm again, leaving the note. bye *laugh* ...elves...

from kaybiff :

we need to discuss that last entry of yours, sir. it would be great fun. really. it would be... or it wouldn't and i would be the only one laughing... because... that was DAMN funny. really. it was. i know of a link that may interest you. *laugh* i'm going now, sir... well, not really. i have to write something... but... i'm leaving the note... er... *cough* i don't think that needed explaining... bye?

from emiline220 :

Thanks for your suggestion about the disposible camera. That's a good idea. I think I will do that. But if I get hit the day after I buy it, I'm so blaming you!

from mondocurio :

Long time since we talked...I've been reading though, slacking on entries. Hope things are good for you and we'll talk soon.

from spidleriala :

Aww, you sad faced me! That saddens me slightly.. how can little pieces of punctuation have that effect? :( And this would be a reply, to.. your reply to my reply? (Still can't use proper english, properly, in a proper way.. :) In other.. news (?) I read your diary fairly frequently, it's all good. I enjoyed the Simpsons related entry particolarrly. :) Now I look at it, I.. overuse these damned smilies... anyway... Hello!

from dragonblade0 :

unfortuneately i have no msn or yahoo for the next couple of days. i know you don't do msn, but if you have yahoo, i'm dragonblade027. i'll talk to you later.

from iratelobster :

Are people going to your site from my banner? Maybe this experiment isn't totally a waste of time after all!!

from funda :

so is love.

from funda :

Life is like the ground, we see it coming, but we still might not keep our parachute on. Lots to that one, lots to ponder.

from heyjude85 :

LOL http://zonkboard.com numbnuts. LOL **loves iratelobster's banner** Later!

from iratelobster :

http://iratelobster.diaryland.com/images/gump.gif I already submitted it, so if you don't like it, too bad!

from heyjude85 :

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... geez... you so need that zonkboard. Honestly ... don't make me call you ... that.

from wllybere :

(Hey, there's Jenn...!) Thanks for the message Gump. I'm not necessarily doing better, but I'm forcing myself not to completely wig out. Thanks for the advice on the movie downloading...

from poppyfish :

I definitely like your diary. Plus, you like X-Men 2? Man, the endears you to me. Psuedo-dorks unite!

from just--jenn :

I'm the Jenn that you invited to join your circle on Friendster -- I think we have a link through Paige. Anyway, sorry I haven't accepted that yet...Friendster doesn't work at my office, and I'm in the middle of moving, so my computer at home isn't set up at the moment. I'll hopefully get to it this weekend. So anyway, I just started reading your diary, added you to my favorites, etc. That's how I found you!

from iratelobster :

We can pretend and go around it. You watch. There is no stopping a lobster with a plan.

from iratelobster :

I'm a dork. But porn it is. Who can say no to porn?

from poppyfish :

Wow, I inspired an entry from Gumphood? Man, I always notice you getting really high marks on review sites. OK, so that might not mean much. But it's something, right? I feel flattered. ;)

from myhorizons :

from nutmegoli :

My bosses don't read my diaries. I don't think they have a good grasp of how computers and/or the internet work, so I feel safe for the time being. Anyway, I was reading your profile and I don't own Crash by Dave Matthews. But I'm not your average girl so...

from procrasto :

Thanks for the explanation. I was a little lost. But then I'm not very intelligent.

from cold-heart04 :

Thanks for the note, it's nice to know someone actually reads and understands. And I'm a big Buffy fan, too :)

from ktdream :

Hey what's up. Hope you're all right. Glad to hear you rose up in college. I still think academics is going to be a lot more challening. I hope I can do it and do it well.

from gumphood :

Story of a jacket, a boy, and his blob.

from iratelobster :

Its not terrible, I would click it just because it had monkies on it. This is my newest one that will be appearing on diaryland soon:http://iratelobster.diaryland.com/images/waffles5.gif

from iratelobster :

When I see your monkey banner, I'll click. I promise. I haven't seen anything relating to a monkey though. I'll keep an eye out

from heyjude85 :

I'll let you get one... ;) for a favor.

from heyjude85 :

the cheap-ass-tagboard-imitation I have :) lol. Zonkboard.com... go check it out.

from heyjude85 :

awww I <3 you more than you <3 my diary ;) lol. Notes page is getting a BIT crowded love, you might wanna get a zonkboard... for free.

from emiline220 :

Hi gumphood. I really like your screen name, too. I found your site from wllybere's links last night and I've been reading it. Your last entry about dreams was really beautiful and true. I think you are a great writer, so that is why it makes me so happy that you like my writing. Thanks so much for saying such nice things. I look forward to any other comments you have. And I update pretty regularly, to answer your question. Oh and I'm a page at the library, not a librarian, basically I do all the grunt work, like shelving. Anyway, this is probably getting really long. See ya around!

from kaybiff :

...when did i seem flustered? ...the thing...thingy...thing... thing... *cough* oh... where is my impressive vocabulay when i need it...? no where in sight. that's where. bah... i'm not faring well... these are the worst notes ever.

from virtualcrack :

i am a girl! who does not have the crash album of Dave Matthews! In fact, I won't even listen to them at all.

from virtualcrack :

described in 20 words or less: all the thoughts that are too crazy to vocalize. The whacko side of an otherwise sane girl: virtual crack.

from iratelobster :

Make that 4 camels.

from iratelobster :

Well, it depends. Either your being a cryptic Gump or I'm just being a loser and not understanding what you're asking me to trade. I've got knowledge about stuff- sometimes...and I've got space for music...where? In a cupboard? Whatever I've got I'll trade you it for two camels and a bunch of radishes.

from pms-reviews :

Sorry about that. I don't know why you were removed. I will try and find out what two requests you were between and put you back there. :o)

from lealoo :

You know, a donkey never occured to me! Dang, there may have to be a naughty banner part 2! And I would never think you were dumb, you silly goose.

from mslovejoy :

Your review is up :) Thanks for an enjoyable experience ~Ravyne

from iratelobster :

I think I should donate some extra poundage to a research lab. Or look into a potential liposuction where they can liposuction away everything including my face. Then I could be a faceless person, which would be cool. Cause then I could have someone draw on my face. And I could have them draw in freaky colors like, black and red. Red for my eyes. People would think I was the devil and come to worship me. Woo!

from bagsofbeans :

I think that you have to go to the Bernett Research on the 28th and find out what that's about. Let me know.

from iratelobster :

I think you should add a comment in your profile about me- Because I'm the greatest thing next to soft toes and anything that goes "crunch"

from heyjude85 :

:-O omg... did she really say that?! Holy shit... some people. I forgot what I was going to say now because I'm so shocked.

from katehackett :

I still love you! You're very nice. :O)

from katehackett :

:O) actually, I removed you because I could no longer stand the spelling errors. I still love you, though. i just don't want to have someone on my buddy list that I don't read, ya know?

from heyjude85 :

**tackles** **licks** WHAAAA?? Where'd all my notes go you bastard!? lol see you later.

from kaybiff :

oh, now, silly dirty math boy, you don't bore me. *laugh* i was just saying, "i'm so bored." ...as a whole. because i don't think it would work any other way... (no, i will not sing that song... no, i won't. you sing it if you want to hear it so much... er... sorry.) and no... KatieKrab is not better... and, besides, i had no beef (ha ha ha ha) with biffcakes... i just thought i should feign offence... that... was the worst sentence ever... really. but i got to use feign... FEIGN! what is it with me today and the repeat... thing... er... crap! right. i like notes. *giggle*

from kaybiff :

biffcakes?! BIFFCAKES?! (again with the repeating. wait, no. this is out of indigination! oh... ok. continue.) i have never been so insulted in my life! ...because i am not insulted... like i said. never been insulted... er... ok. i was reaching for that one a bit too much. right... and serious? ...and me? on the topic of the affirmentioned power figure? ...*giggle* sir, you make me laugh in a way i'm sure you don't mean to. really. you do... that is all... for now... i'm so bored... *cry cry*

from kaybiff :

...jump? ...do i have to demand that you make more sense again? AGAIN?! that was just plain redundant... i shouldn't have typed that twice... but the second time was IN ALL CAPS! so it was imprtant. you could tell. really, you could... don't lie, sir. really. don't... where was this going? i'm lost. write me a note that takes more than, say, two seconds to read... damn it. *shakes fist*

from kaybiff :

i think i did... wait, no. i KNOW i did. what now, punk?! huh? ...why doesn't anyone answer that? really, what now? i want to know. tell me. oh, and you know. i never agreed to that thingy... thing... er... you asked about. i will but... still. you didn't ask... and there was no please... you don't get any gold stars.... because you just kind of... went to bed. erp? ...I should try to make more sense.

from kaybiff :

sir, you should try to make more sense... at least... a little bit more... please? *laugh* what am i talking about?! OPTIMUS PRIME! that's what... er... no, that wasn't it either... i wish it was though... *cry cry* i'll make it about him one day...

from procrasto :

Dude...the first part of your blog reminded me fully of "Fear and laothing in Las Vegas"...Bizarre and wholey sobering. Nice one.

from spork-master :

i have loved sarah silverman for a while now. she turns up in movies every now and then, and was on the greg the bunny show. more than that, though, she is the greatest guest anyone can have on a talk show. i actually saw the conan when she told the joke about being positive about her boyfriend being half-white. good times. she is tremendously under-rated. she needs a show on hbo or showtime, a la Mr. Show or something like that. we can only hope.

from funda :

I accidentally arrived here, and having done that, I thought I would leave these words to let you know.

from lollipoprock :

oooh!!! fun magic with glitter! it's going to be so long and it's all magic! i swear!

from wllybere :

I hope you have a sense of humor today. Just remember... I love all rodents. ~~ Hermes

from devouredsoul :

hm, I know, its just hard to accept that such a lovely alive creature that had my love is gone now. I always expect her to be there. The important thing is that they will always live in our hearts...and in their own way they will be our guardians forever...

from spork-master :

hey, thanks for stopping by my page. no one had stopped by yet so i was bordering on updating with a new Xtreme theme, with cussing animated mountain bikes that drank flavored cola and ate power bars and stuff. wow, a whopping two days and i got a note. makes me feel kind of special. kind of like when i was 7 and got in-school suspension the first week of school for making my gi joe bark (it was the one with the guard dog). yep, just like that. except nothing like that at all. where the hell am i? i need more coffee....

from anniewaits18 :

although I think the Simpsons is a brilliant and clever show (and Conan O'Brien was one of the writers for it a while back and I worship him)...I would rather have been responsible for South Park. That's just my sort of humour I guess..a little raunchy and inappropriate. Brain Candy...I don't rent movies (for some odd reason) so I will probably never see it. I lie. I can't deny my kids in the hall. I saw them at the same theater I saw Ben Folds. Brilliant! (I'm really tired so I don't know what I'm saying)

from somnambulist :

actually, I grew up in NH.

from katehackett :

One should be in my room. The other two are in another room. And then there's the "Common area" which, apparently, two of them want as an office space for themselves. I don't think that'll fly at ALL, but we'll see when we get there.

from katehackett :

What's with the sarcasm?

from kaybiff :

it takes awhile for all to be added... i like to sit back and read... and i have been... mayhap... mayhap... *laugh* ...and besides... with everyone loving you (what, with a diaryring and all...), someone had to take you down a peg. *giggle* wait... no... er? ...phooey.

from wllybere :

I'll pay extra and call him all three. Thanks.

from somnambulist :

I don't actually *have* a Boston accent, I can just *do* one on command, and pretty well because I used to have one when I was a kid but I got rid of it (if you ever watched NewsRadio, there is a hilarious bit where Lisa gets mad one day and we find out she used to have a Boston accent, because she slips back into it ... heh).

from wllybere :

Oh, by the way peytonsplace is Erika, your new "friend"

from wllybere :

It's really cool! Erika sends everyone who joins an autographed picture of herself.

from wllybere :

Yes, Gump. Join the ring. ~~Hermes

from spidleriala :

G'day! Thanks for the note. I have been mostly wandering around, and occasionally bumping into things. It works, and doesn't bother me, except when those things are sharp and pointy. Yep! I um, tend to leave rambly notes, full of.. well.. I apologise for the unfortunate stenchicalisms, and the noise of the buzzing flies. :)

from peytonsplace :

Hey! You should join my 25-50-100 ring. All the cool kids are doing it.

from kaybiff :

blast you and your alluding the question... i must... detuct a baby from my tab now... that's right. you are down to three children, you dirty math boy. what are you going to do about it, punk? huh? really, what?

from joeparadox :

Dude, I actually OWN three copies. I bought four but I gave one away, cause I'm thoughtful and generous that way. So, yeah, um, three. Yeah.

from onesexypollo :

Sorry I took so long to respond to your note! I don't live in CT, I was born in Hartford and have since moved... 6 times! :) I now live in Illinois. It's ok here ;) I love your diary!

from iratelobster :

I would normally go for the one that is bigger and who can camoflauge itself so it can attack bugs that aren't there. If that is what geckos do. But in this case I'm taking the on the left, the smaller. Because where as a large gecko can be arrogant, you can always control the smaller ones. Pleasure doing business.

from iratelobster :

I promise you that its a baby crocodile. Go to my diary site. You can choose which you want. But you have to give me a gecko.

from iratelobster :

Deal. Would you be interested in trading one gecko for a baby alligator? They are quite in fashion, you know.

from iratelobster :

Yes, a monkey. A pet one, named Butterhead

from kaybiff :

...what?! what a weirdo... *laugh* ...and that doesn't even answer my question... *shakes fist... again*

from kaybiff :

*giggle laugh sputter* ...you think?

from iratelobster :

Just popped in to say hi and that your description of your left big toe was very good. More people should be descriptive like that!!

from prowlingleo :

Uhm...ok, let me know if you think of it.

from lealoo :

Hey there, glad you like my colors. They make me happy. I do have a link to my notes in my diary, but it's hard to get to. So I made it ridiculously easy now. Go check it out.

from gwensworld :

your stupid guestbook wouldn't let me sign it. fucker. argh. i am so angry i lost like 23097342092 good typo free keystrokes to that damn book. the point is, yes, i emailed you. subject "smoke signals" or something like that. [email protected] would be the email it came from. lets do the time warp.

from joeparadox :

All variables aside, you're still a doll.

from wllybere :

Oh, I tried to post the actual IM conversation, but it WAS all over the place so I deleted it, and just rewrote it. Ciao!

from joeparadox :

Love that comment. Snark at its finest. And OMG do you, like, work in the cubicle next to mine??? Like, OMG!

from wllybere :

at the bottom of the entry I stated that somnambulist read it to me over aim. I looked for an author but couldn't find it. (I think it's back from the early 70's)

from mondocurio :

Anytime... Tonight? We are showing it friday from 6-9 and have about 6 people booked. Saw 7 last night. Let me know. I think I am home early tonight. I'll check for a response

from bagsofbeans :

You make me sad, I really would like you to look at my diary than make a snap judgement about me. *pouts*

from vickiediablo :

rearranging list.. late. tired... catch quotes. soon... really, later..

from procrasto :

Yeah - I was at that game and remember seeing Richard Zednik's stick fly about 20 ft in the air... and Michel Therrien threatening Fetoryk's life... and there was even talk of McLaren possibly comin to Montreal... aaaah. Good times...

from unclepumpkin :

Dude, Saturday night we're going out. We'll go to the place Amanda works. I'm gonna try and hook Gary and Tyra up. Gimme the lowdown on the showdown.

from joeparadox :

Dude, I put you on. Let the stalking begin. Just kidding. Maybe. Yeah, kidding.

from joeparadox :

Dude, I live on instant messenger.

from wllybere :

No problem. I've looked for you, but I understand... sometimes I don't feel like talking either. The quotes were in regards to my profile. Somebody was whining (yes, I'm looking at you Kate) about her quote not being up yet, so I had to settle for a substandard one for now. I hope you're feeling a little better today, Gump.

from procrasto :

Yep. One of my finest moments was watching the Habs kick out those big bad Bruins in the first round of last years playoffs. It was a thing of beauty...

from katehackett :

Well, it was important for Orlando's character to have the "Look, I'm TRYING to be scruffy!" getup.

from joeparadox :

By the way, I do have a lovely thing going with my husband. And I do want to have that thingamajig with Clay. ;)

from joeparadox :

I agree with you about looking back. In a few months I will probably look back on my diary and dub these "The Shallow Days". I will wish to turn back the clock to today and the way I feel right now. I like having a chronicle, too.

from unclepumpkin :

Oh man, I thought you were just off because of Faxanadu yesterday, but you're off about other things too. I'm off too, but you already knew that. We need to remedy this offitude. LXG!!! Call me if you need to talk about shit. Of course, I'm going to be at work, but we'll talk later. Or something. Oh God, I'm awful.

from lobsterchick :

Yeah, that's a good one. I know I've only put up three Caesar quotes, but basically Caesar says things that are true but weird. I say submit as many as you want/can. Unless I get a deluge of entries, I'm not turning any away.

from chickreviews :

Ok, in case it didn't go through on the guestbook (it was taking FOREVER), your review is up at Chick Reviews! :)

from sexyatheist :

there are times when i wished i believed in god. when i believed there was an omnibenevolent, omniscient, omnipotent being that could fix everything. but i would never be able to just believe those things because they made me feel better. which i honestly believe is why most theists believe. most of the time though i feel really empowered because i know that i am responsible for everything i do, good and bad. i also know that this is the only chance we get and i am not going to waste it. i am really glad i'm an atheist and i don't feel i'm missing out on anything. the only thing that gets to me is that there is no afterlife. i will really miss my family and friends. but that's reality. and sometimes it doesn't feel as good as fantasy. that's why it's reality.

from mondocurio :

is it normal for one person to be so witty?

from katehackett :

I fixy!

from sexyatheist :

i was unsure of god since i was 14 or so. and i was never very religious before then. i believed because i was taught to and that was enough for me. i started learning about religions and god. as i learned more i started asking more questions and no one had answers for me. at the age of 16 i concluded that there was no god and it's been that way ever since. why is a harder question to answer but is pretty simple. the more i learned the more i realized what bullshit religion is. there are a number of reasons for this but they are irrelevant for this conversation. i learned various arguments for and against god's existence and even the most intelligent argument's for the existence of god were completely illogical to me. i guess the most basic reason i stopped believing in god is because i became far more logical and left my emotional thinking back in high school. the belief in something that cannot be tested with any scientific method or observed with any of the senses is far from logical. no one has been able to give me any reason yet to believe in god. and until sufficient evidence, empirical, is provided, i will remain an atheist until i die. i hope that answered your questions. any others?

from lobsterchick :

I changed it. I not only incorporated your suggestion but managed to incorporate porn.

from lobsterchick :

oooh, good call. thanks

from mondocurio :

"big day for my head"???? What do you mean sir?

from kungfuhamsta :

Your quote? The comment on my favorites list you mean? I don't think it means anything but you tell me, you wrote it. All my comments are from people's own diary entries, I'm just quoting you dearie.

from sexyatheist :

as for being interested in my views on god, they're pretty simple. i don't believe in god. there really isn't much else to it. but if you have any questions about it or want to talk about it, you are more than welcome to ask.

from sexyatheist :

i've never heard "confusing" before but life would be boring always hearing the same thing. i'm not sure i understand completely but that's okay. i guess confusing is better than bad. have a great day.

from katehackett :

Solution! Take a screen shot of it and of the entries then make links to them from just under your map. Reset your map, begin again.

from katehackett :

WHat?!?!!?

from nutmegoli :

Amen brother...Bravenet can kiss my ass too. I went with a nifty little Site Meter.

from bradliford :

Yo, the orioles suck...I'm sorry to have to say that about my hometown....but they do. I mean come on. Oh and due to your being a Red Sox fan....I'm not allowed to listen to any of your heretical comments :)

from wllybere :

where'd you hear that? I've got the same kind of guestmap as you.

from kungfuhamsta :

You are a strange and mysterious lad Gump. But, that's okay, it's part of your charm. That or you're just strange. Either way, it works for you.

from katehackett :

Dude. The free guestmap is still free.

from neverbelost :

Wow.. You have a wonderful way with words.

from anniewaits18 :

Yes, I was requested to submit. And if they hire me (as a freelance writer) I get paid per WORD. YO. Oh, and I am an idiot. Your incorrect punctuation threw me off.

from lobsterchick :

You are, too, cool. Love it; embrace it; lick it. Okay, don't lick it. That's gross.

from anniewaits18 :

Oh, and what was that comment on your profile? I don't get it. But, of course, you're much cleverererer and wittierrererer than I am. Oh, and I am submitting to a magazine in New York.

from anniewaits18 :

Hey give me your email address and I will send you an evite (even though you're 3000 miles away) but announce to the Cali peeps how I'm the most attractive, funniest, god-damn lovable woman you ever met and you will fly and fly and fly to see me for one measley day. (even though it's a lie)

from painreview :

Your fucking Pain Review is up at http://painreview.diaryland.com/gumphood.html.

from katehackett :

I SHAN'T! I stand against your vile team. VILE, I SAY!

from joeparadox :

Dude, I may tease but I will never MOCK. That wallpaper rocks. Hard. Your Wolverine is my Clay Aiken. Today. Tomorrow it may be Al Roker. Who knows? My obsessions ebb like the ocean. And, yeah, skank ho heels. I was wearin' em no matter what that damn poll said.

from kungfuhamsta :

No, no Gump dear, all notes are good notes because notes in themselves are inherently good. With rodent love, KFH

from katehackett :

Awwwwwwe. Thank you! And, no. I'll never be a fan of a pair of red coloured SOCKS. Bat & Ball for me! My dad would keeeell me.

from wllybere :

I rent a house, but it's pretty tiny. They both stay indoors. George (the yellow one) is eleven. She's the one who was missing for three weeks right when I started my diary in March. Sam is five. I'm so glad you like cats! Guys who like cats are the shit! -Hermes

from katehackett :

you loser! I just got Brad back from the Dark Side, don't make him start missing the Orioles! I mean, what's there to like? The looooosing? Pha. Yanks Rule, SUCK-AH! ;o)

from mondocurio :

hey! is there a reason to join a ring, other than seeing who else reads your diary? i was just wondering..also..luckys! I've been meaning to go on sinatra night. So it was good, yes? Who'd ya hang out with?

from joeparadox :

Damn right you put my loser ass on your favorites. And it better not have been just cause of the ring, dude. I swear to GOD.

from missused :

I'm glad you liked my diary. And yes, I do like the Twins. I grew up in MN and I'm staying loyal. It's not like I have anything against the Red Sox, I just prefer the Twins.

from joeparadox :

Dude, don't get ideas. I'm married. Sandy's not, though. HUMMMMMMM.

from nutmegoli :

Hi, it's Megin. Megin Says is officially defunct but my new diary is up and running (though there's not a lot here at the moment). Feel free to have a read, leave a note, sign the guestbook...

from wllybere :

so Gumpy, do we still have to wait until the 18th to find out what was so shocking? I'm on the edge of my seat here!

from anniewaits18 :

Nope. I am actually moving back to the East Coast for numerous reasons which would be too long for this note. Did you notice that my last entry didn't sound like me? ( I think it does) My friend Angela wrote that. But basically, I was thinking about it for a long time and she pretty much pushed me in the East Coast direction. I'm thinking four cities: Baltimore, Stamford, Boston or some place in New Jersey. Thus far, people are saying Boston or Stamford. I'm looking for a place near New York but no New York prices and a good job market. I'll keep you updated. Yeah, but that's the scoop.

from joeparadox :

Yo, Gump you gotcherself a couple a HOs over here!

from joeparadox :

Don't even get me f'n started on Alan Thicke.

from sugar-review :

Thanks for the correction. ~Erin~

from komachi :

Thanks for the quote:) I had to laugh when I read it...lol...a great quote. It was only talking about just "MEN" right? :P

from mubby :

thanks-- www.kodakculture.org/katherine/fire [for more.]

from prowlingleo :

Hehe, did you do that out of boredom? Would love to see them :)

from prowlingleo :

Yeah the list is a little long. I've been here since February. All my diaries are listed on my profile, locked and unlocked. L-luthor, poeticstance, prowlpassion, and eroticrr are all open. I decided to be less personal in this one due to people attacking my words and such. The locked ones only one person reads...makes it easier to be myself. With the public comes ridecule (sp?) unfortunately. When I try to be nice I get accused of something else, and when I am frustrated and vent everyone takes it personally. How long have you been here? Do you have any others besides this one?

from komachi :

Thanks for your note! And yes, I would love more quotes if you can share any:))))

from prowlingleo :

You have no idea how much I appreciate that comment today...was almost doubting myself due to a guestbook entry today, so I'm glad you chose tonight to say it. Thanks again :)

from mubby :

thank you for reading. <3

from lealoo :

Haha, you're funny! I live just north of Plymouth, South of Boston area. We do get some spanktacular sunsets and sunrises here. Disturbingly, we see the best ones from the mall.

from sweetiepie34 :

Hello I'm from Honest But Sweet Reviews and I was just wanted to let you know that we are back and running and your diary will be reviewed very soon. Thanks for being patient. From all of us here at H.B.S.R.

from quitenasty :

Your review is up: http://quitenasty.diaryland.com/gumphood.html congratulations!

from lealoo :

Hee Hee, we've probably been to quite a few of the same shows. Did you see Dave play with Santana? That was wild. In the past five years I've only missed two of his shows in the area.

from lealoo :

I saw Ben Fold's Five open up for Dave Mathews Band a few years ago. Beck was there too actually. That was one of the best damn shows ever! Ben Folds was really energetic and funny, Beck danced around like James Brown and I swear, Dave was signing Satelite just for me!

from kaybiff :

although i haven't been asked to "rate" you, i shall anyway. (what now? huh, punk?! ...er? pardon? ...it's early. i'm sorry.) i shall give you... a... nummber... that has a five in it. (to mock the situation? no. that's not why. who ever comes up with this nonsense? surely it isn't me. no... never. er.) i give to you the honor of. the. fifteen. on a scale starting at three and ending at twenty eight. what fifteen means on this scale is beyond me... i just made one up because i forgot where this was all going... i had an idea. really... but it has escaped me and has reported my person to the authorities... now, i'm just writing blatant lies and wasting your time. i'm sorry. you and your "secret" hoity toity job... and your math. damn your math. i'm not a dirty math girl. (why haven't i stopped yet? i don't know, but i feel as though i should and soon... erp.) all right. i've said... a bit too little about a whole lot of nothing. i'm going to leave you to stew in my stupidity. please, don't stone me... erp. i'm out. bye.

from perceptionss :

Trust me Mr. Gumphood. Those links will be fixed soon. I just need to stay awake long enough =)

from pearl-monkey :

Hey man, thanks for the note! That was kind of you. I glanced at your diary, but I don't have time to really look at it, but it looks funny and worthwhile, so I'm gonna come back and read more later, and that's a run-on sentence. ttyl :)

from neverbelost :

Aw thanks! I am feeling much better. But I'm curious as to what you did.. And.. Bruce Willis was dead in the 6th Sense?! fuck..

from heyjude85 :

They're all that you can't leave behind... word

from anniewaits18 :

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! I think I was going to repeat the message I was writing to Vikram but oh well. Sorry I logged off accidentally on purpose. My stupid computer was built in the M.C. Hammer era and it logs me off periodically to make sure I am mad all the time. But DAMNIT! I wanted to hear your nihilistic views on life. Another time on instant messager? Don't forget what you said because I want to refute it.

from spankingstar :

i always wonder how come the little place where the context is is always bigger than it needs to be for the entry of the notes. or is it just my computer? because my computer has this little yellow section, but the notes only goes so far, about half way. I'm sorry, i'm jsut rambling. I was reading your notes, and it just caught my attention. Well, GOOD DAY.

from bagsofbeans :

Hey the last message you left me didn't make all too much sense. Was it meant for me, but to answer your questions I read almost your entire diary.

from lealoo :

Maybe you should contact the designer about the image thing. They might be able to fix it. I really love it, it's a shame it dosen't work right.

from ericintervw :

I'm fixing them... It only takes time because I'm not very HTML capable.

from ericintervw :

Thanks for submitting your Interview. It is now posted at: http://ericintervw.diaryland.com/030701_48.html Happy 4th of July =)

from liquidhuman :

Congratulations! Your survey score was 15. Bonus points for #10.

from writerchic88 :

randomly, i wrote from my keyboarding class yesterday and usually, i always find time to laugh at myself about my suroundings.

from megin-says :

I do indeed get commission...true, the bonus scale is not quite as good as the one at the mortgage sores but it's still pretty damn fine. My base pay is the same, and I get the feeling that promotions come around fast if you work hard there. So it's just a matter of becoming knowlegeable about water systems. Wanna buy one? :P

from mondocurio :

Stud...marriage proposals and all.. Last entry was one of my top 5 favs..

from bagsofbeans :

What do you mean the entry wasn't about me!? It should be *smiles*. You should read my diary too and then write me a note! Umm... yeah I think I need sleep too.

from neverbelost :

Well I try. That's awesome, thanks! I enjoy your diary.. your last entry was brill. I won't comment on your music though....

from liquidhuman :

I haven't seen the movie Possession, but if it is sexy, I will! If it's anything like the book, it's full of tragic Victorian restraint. Oooh, ankles!

from bambi-eyes :

Hey! Thanks for the great review! I thought it was interesting that you prefered my older entries, when several other review sites liked my more recent entries and thought the older ones were crap *shrugs* Which made me kind of sad because I'd always prefered my older entries as well..so I'm glad you appreciated them! I hope I can get inspired to write better entries, but you know, summer has made me lazy ;) Thanks again Gump! ~Catherine

from mondocurio :

so does that mean you'll see Justin T. with me in concert???? :O)

from neverbelost :

Hi Gump. Thanks for checking in :) How are you?

from namelessgirl :

thank you for replying. yes, i can tell that you guys are extremely busy and trying to work on all of the requests. just any time i could get a review, it would be great.

from barbie07 :

Hey! Thanks, I hope I can get reviewed again, I'd appreciate it! Well I guess I will know in a few days! Thanks again, ttyl!

from writerchic88 :

yeah, summer is especially fun for older people like you 'cuz you can use all these perks of being an "adult" hehe YA bay-bay!

from kaybiff :

*giggle* there will be time for all child films... it applies for all summer. (suckers... *giggle cackle cough drink water*)

from barbie07 :

Oh, umm, well I guess it don't really matter what reviewer I have. But I'd like someone else, with a different opionion. Because for example, I got a lot of marks taken off because I use my diary for too much of a daylog and that was the big deal. Then I see other diaries reviewed who have the same problem but a higher mark. But whatever happens I'm fine with! ttyl

from heyjude85 :

gahhhhh :( I'm sorry, lol she seemed confused and you weren't listening to her! :-| LOL Listen more ya re-re **hugs**

from emo-k :

oh my god... so sorry yet another message.. i still don't know where to email you dude. another note with an email would be enormously appreciated. sorry.

from emo-k :

hey this is caleigh. you told me to email you about the becoming a reviewe, i'm not sure where exactly you want me to do that. if you could leave me another note that would be amazing! so sorry for any inconvience. caleigh

from kerbang :

what last note? what are you talking about?

from kaybiff :

*giggle* it's not my fault!!! ...naked asian men are sexy... i mean... er... *laugh giggle sputter* (...er....) but this asian man... he plagues me... *cry cry* him and his being short and all... wait... erp. (katie, stop. yes. right. *cough*) and i took no offence to (not) being called a "wacko." this note is not a very good one... i'm sorry. i'm going now... and punish myself. *cry cry* bye.

from satchmo3 :

I work on the Cambridge/Somerville line, in Cambridge....I did indeed call 1-800-54GIANT this morning. Funny how that song will be etched in our heads forever. I would hate to work for another glass company

from katehackett :

I try.

from katehackett :

you've got props.

from barbie07 :

Hi, I wanted to be reviewed again by Sweetreviews, because the first time I didn't do soo well, and I wanted a different reveiwer! Later!

from heyjude85 :

ha! you're good at that... forgetting that is... just in case you forgot :)

from megin-says :

Wow. Thank you. Your random compliment made my day. I quite fancy you too (it's the shoes). And your diary. Too bad about the crazy stalker thing though...I've never had one before.

from writerchic88 :

i'll try it, i still though think teen years suck

from mondocurio :

i just tried to im you, but it says I can't for some reason and that you have to get a new version... what about tomorrow?

from katehackett :

:O) Well, I'm comin' to boston soon. Watch out!

from lollipoprock :

my secret, baby. but not really.. i am going to be a famous make-up/hair stylist in milan, london, paris, and new york. thanks. i am coming up the coast soon. want to go out for drinks? like, this weekend?

from wllybere :

for what, dear gumpy?

from beagle47 :

why, thank you! i took it only as the highest of compliments. i am flattered. oh, and run, Forest, run! peace. (and i really mean that).

from kaybiff :

...i'm sorry...

from katehackett :

Pokey. How goes?

from mondocurio :

I am very sorry about Elliot. (Compassionate Silence.....)

from unclepumpkin :

I don't know what to say, this was probably the saddest entry I have ever read. Most of the people who read these entries weren't fortunate enough to have met Elliot, but he really is a great dog. We used to joke about how loving he was, but we all loved it. I hate the idea of Elliot not being there when I go to Gump's house, but I also can't imagine Elliot being happy...hell, I can't imagine him even being ELLIOT if he can't slobber all over everyone with pure, unbridled affection. I'm so sorry, bro.

from heyjude85 :

Thanks for your point of view, and it's a valid one I suppose. My prayers are with you, putting an animal down is hard, I would know. If you wanna talk I'm here, but I understand that you're busy. :-D see you later.

from kaybiff :

that wasn't the worst note ever... this could be though. (who didn't see that coming? really? who?)

from kaybiff :

(i love her... seriously.) i never said i was any GOOD at dancing... *giggle* (...well... *cough* that's a story... which i may as well tell! out of parentheses!-->) i fail to see how dancing in a manner that would be seen by others as "hip," "cool," and otherwise "sexy" fun. i prefer the more awkward approach... like... elaine on seinfeld... and the thumbs... and the little kick... thing... *cough* ...am i alone on this? ...yes? no? ...*sigh* ...anyway...(...she makes me giggle... but she's changing her template!!! she makes me cry... it's a horrible mood swing... erp) i think that i have succeeded in making this note longer than i had anticipated... in fact, i know i have. *sigh* so, i will leave... and your prize will be waiting for you. (*steps back... a few/many paces* ...where's my bear mace?)

from enpitsuyasha :

No,no. You (Plural. Ustedes. Ihr. You know....*Sob*...so quiet...Wait. Happy place...happy place..ANIME CONVENTION! *Giggle* [I'm sorry...]) are not the only one. I think I won because....because....*Drool*...where was I going with this? Ah, yes. There we go. (I'm sorry...I don't sleep much...or ever at the right times...much like Katie...in fact...I am very much like Katie...just...with capitalization...err..she has that now, right? Right. Er. Then I am Katie. HOOT![....?]...wait. That's probably why I won the contest...err...maybe I should not have stated that within the parenthesis...seeing as it was the main statement and not the side-note...Er...I should end the parenthesis before I go farther in farking up...) ...I seem to have left what little wit I have behind...in that big fluffy european blanket....with Andromeda....*Drool* (That was a drool of lacking intellectuality...not...drooling over Andromeda...err..although..my mother does? I don't know.) Anyway...thank you for the note...and...um....hi? Link me? I don't know...so cold..and alone....SO QUIET!...*Shiver*

from conquestgirl :

btw, the hummer thing was funny, too.

from conquestgirl :

haha, was the "I _new_ you liked..." intentional, or did you spell 'knew' wrong on purpose...either way--CLASSIC!!! :)

from kaybiff :

i'm back from my quasi-adventure... and from dancing in no place in particular... or equipped/designed for said verb. erp. i said i'd write... so i write... but, for i am tired and lacking the required thought processes to think... and wit... can't forget the wit, i don't know what kind of tale to spin and bedazzle you with... so... i... will... be off. *sigh* and sleep... oh, that would be nice. sir, good day to you and good bye. i'm out.

from conquestgirl :

Thanks! I don't do reviews, but hey, it was worth a shot. I won't even tell you you spelled it 'reivew.' Oops, just did. ;)

from kaybiff :

here's a "future giggle." ..wait... or is it a "present giggle?" ...or did it just become a "past giggle?" ...phoo... time can be terribly confusing... *shakes fist at time*

from amberfalls :

I think the toast is lying to you. Ask the butter instead.

from kaybiff :

sir... you make me laugh. *giggle*

from kaybiff :

(giggle... i feel another quote coming on...) why settle for vanity when you can go for pure egotism? *laugh* ...i really have to stop... oh, and welcome back.

from megin-says :

Dig the shoes.

from mondocurio :

i dont like this very much... You may be addicted to DL, but some of us may be addicted to you, and we aren't ready to give it up yet...

from megin-says :

That picture reminded me that I have a random Ashley Judd factoid to share...she went to my high school (not at the same time I did, she's older than I). In the movie Someone Like You she says she was a cheerleader at Paul Blazer High School in Cincinnati, OH. That's funny because that's the name of our high school (though it's not in Ohio). And I currently live in Cincinnati, OH. Small world. End random dumbness.

from anniewaits18 :

wow, you left that note SUPER quick. I think, though, due to my semi-depressing nature, I will be MIA via diaryland for a while. I need to cheer up. bleah. Although that quote about Sam was pretty funny. Damn you philosophy!

from kaybiff :

...only sometimes? and corpes? ...what a weirdo. *laugh* (i'm on a movie quoting kick... i'm sorry... i really need to stop... i'm confusing too many people...) and naturally (and eventually) all conversations go downhill... being as they get old and tired and don't desire to fight gravity any longer... (or they just get extremely perverted... erp) well, then. i shall leave this note and then be about my business... bye

from kaybiff :

yes, being a "happy" acorn would ruin the sceme of things... but not in a bad way... and where did the freezer come from...? you lost me, sir... and only if there's gravy... *laugh* what am i talking about...? ...not sleep, but that would help with the making of sense on my part... yup. curse the sun... cry cry

from kaybiff :

as long as you are aware... *giggle* and, was it... cold turkey... sanwich? *laugh* where is that going to go...? i hope not where i think it will... erp... again with my disbelief in the backspace/delete key... what am i to do now? ah... here we go! "the squirrels... they are merry." yes... that will do nicely... for now... (no, i will not say anything about a red stapler... never... erp.)

from conquestgirl :

thank you.

from kaybiff :

um, sir? i'm sorry to inform you that "Blimp Blang Giggle. Boom Bang wiggle? Soarcnor the Kendpyle? Excurutionary!!! Wiggle Wiggle?" was never used in language week...*laugh* but the chinatown fish market... that's good... priceless even... *giggle*

from kaybiff :

...well, being as thermal energy seems to have put me on it's "don't ever grace by" list... i think the freezing thing would be fairly easy... since i'm always cold... erp... *cough* ...and... as with my pants, everyone wants my suspenders... i can't blame them... it's the sex appeal of the old man look... i swear... it's sexy. *giggle* there are things calling for my attention. i'm off.

from kaybiff :

(another note! prehaps for the afternoon!) if you told me said workplace in a frozen medium... would you have to kill me? ...or merely dispose of me "permanently?" (wait... they both mean the same thing... erp...) well, then... *changes locks... all of them*

from kaybiff :

(a note! for the morning... apparently.) i go out and come home to no one... phoo. i don't like how that works at all... speaking of work... if you don't mind my asking, where do you waste your time? ...an establishment of... evil? yes? no? it's a secret? *sigh* i'd bring up how much i need sleep... but you already figured out my rouse... *laugh* so, i'm just going to go. erp.

from kaybiff :

drat! he figured it out... well, i guess that what i get... erp... (i just thought about what i just said only phrased differnetly... and i'm glad i didn't type what i thought... because it was naughty... and i don't believe in the backspace key... so it would have sat in your notes... being naughty... but not in the corner... erp...) ummm... i like to sleep... *cough* wink* wheeeee?

from kaybiff :

[watch your mouth! (but i'm just talkin' 'bout "truck") then we can dig it.] yes... right... *giggle* i need to sleep more...

from kaybiff :

erp... not a "truck"... oh phoo. i hope you know what i meant... it's part of the adventure i suppose... the very sad, sad adventure... *laugh*

from kaybiff :

oh no! not another person who thinks i'm a truck... *cry cry* ...sigh... i wouldn't even be allowed to be a trucker because i would be uncomfortable in the seat... with my clothes on... and erp... i've said before... clothes and i... we don't mix. now, to continue my sleep deprived adventures. i'm off.

from kaybiff :

...erp... i'm sorry... my brand of insomnia is the one which the suffer commits random things at night with a group of friends... and it's 4:26 right now... i just got home... i told you about the time... i really did... but now i'm all lonely. damn me and my insomnia that makes me have a ("night") life! *cry cry*... (it's the prostitute thing again... why does it haunt me so?!) i really want narcolepsy. that would show me... erp. yes. right. moving on. good night/morning/bye?

from kaybiff :

...w...o...r...k? *giggle* ...yes... that's what it is... if by "work," you mean walking the streets by hugging strangers... no one escapes the pink ninja! (...er... i noticed that if i stopped explaining what i did on said streets that i could sound like i have an illegal profession... oops.) ...now i kind of feel silly... erp... er... bye?

from kaybiff :

erp? ...time? such things do not bind me to the computer... only my patheticness... *laugh* oh, how i lie... and that's not even a word... i keep digging myself into grammatical holes... er... well, if it helps, i'm on at very late times... or is it early? what would you consider three o'clock in the morning? is that late night? or start of morning? this plagues me...

from kaybiff :

the car, hmmm? and with the box head? (dr. cube! damn, that was sexy. *giggle*) i've managed with less... seriously. i'm not kidding... er... in clothing... er... crap! i have said too much... i always paint myself into corners that i have to tip toe out of... ummm... how to end this message...? delete it? no, i don't believe in the backspace key... it mocks me along with the shift key... er... a witty comment about nothing in particualr that seems to poke fun at it all? ...no, because i just thought of that as a euphemism... *cough* ...i think i should just... uh... go now... erp. *cough*

from miscreant444 :

you are a tard :). I say that with a complete smile. I don't hate anyone (but this guy named Ryan The Hat Guy) and SURELY do not hate you...since I don't even know you. I don't like REVIEWS...I have nothing against reviewers, silly. Thanks for visiting and reading. Come again, if you like...but uh, don't feel the need to review me ;).

from wllybere :

"I am going. And also hussy is spelled with a �y�" HEE!!

from heyjude85 :

hmm... interesting conversation, the chick sounds like she's the smartest girl in the world! Yes, I stand by that.

from spritopias :

I have no idea what is going on.

from spritopias :

huh?

from kerbang :

are you suggesting men and women shouldn't work together?

from megin-says :

I made the non-entry go away and put real words in it's place...who knew?

from anniewaits18 :

I've noticed I haven't dropped a note for you in sometime. I was reading MY notes and only you, kerbang and datchery ever say SHIT! What the heezy? What is a heezy? I don't know. However, I wanted to tell you that I've thought it over and I've decided pus is okay. Oh, and I never see any black twins. What's the deal here? (love, george carlin)

from horngoddess :

Thanks for adding me and being patient with my link. I'm glad you finally got to see the pics. Thanks again!!

from liquid-mojo :

yeah, I drew that pic. It's only a rough draft though and it defintily has to be small enough to fit on my arm. :)

from dark-kitten1 :

Why is Helana awful?

from wllybere :

For your allegiance, I will bestow upon thee one pair of autographed winged sandals

from kaybiff :

oh, it's a good thing... a VERY good thing... *giggle* ...doctor... cube... I DREAM OF YOU! ...I NEED YOU! even if you do walk the path of evil and destruction... can't i become one of your minions?! dr. cube??? *laugh sputter cough* erp. ok then. well... that was a little disturbing... sorry? am i never to defile this page with that sort of nonsense again? erp? ...right, moving on and away... i'm off.

from kaybiff :

whoa, there slugger. what's with the hate toward the pudding, my life blood? *laugh* (really, it's suppose to be "puddin" because the "g" makes it too "hard." *giggle*) right. tally ho!

from kaybiff :

*laugh* thank you... but this probably just means there's another conspiracy against me... (run by my many hidden cats... my many hidden NINJA cats...) it's a phase... it will pass... just like a kindey stone... only with much less screaming... or maybe more... depends on how i'm feeling at the moment... *cough* right... i'll be going now...

from mondocurio :

you're moving on up......to the east side...I like the addition of the photos...i can only imagine what you'll come up with next, and look forward to seeing the robot pics. I hope you had a fun trip and that we chat soon.

from lollipoprock :

xoxo

from kerbang :

you and your 'internet friends'...

from wllybere :

Ummm, apparently I'm retarded. Nevermind, heh. Congrats on the 100th!

from aliisfunny :

your writing style is beautiful i think. flows nice. i got me one of those boyfriend thingies now. heh.

from liquid-mojo :

Thanks, that's actually an older entry buried under one of those huge weblog pages. I thought it deserved it's own page so I deleted, revised, re-inserted and linked it in the navigation. It's good you don't take points off for spelling because she has a point, you haven't been the best speller as of late. ;) It's all good though, sometimes I'm so caught in the flow of writing that spelling and sometimes grammar becomes trivial. Thank God for MS word and copy & paste. =p Anyhow, I'm glad to see you still keep tabs on one of your lowest scorers. It was cool of you to drop a note. ;)

from miscreant444 :

I didn't and wouldn't call you a 'mornon.' I'm not anti-you, I'm anti-reviews.

from writerchic88 :

aw, thanx! ur writing ain't so bad either

from clevergrrl :

Hey. Your diary is awesome! (but I lost your email, so if you'll resend it, I'll be glad to password you)

from mondocurio :

you are fast!!

from no1wakefan21 :

Hey- Sorry if you left me that note a long time ago, because I just now found it. I just started reviewing in April, so I'm the newest person there. Thanks for dropping by and leaving a nice note :0) I don't get too many of those from people that I've reviewed.

from anniewaits18 :

yo computer guy did not call me tonight...and he said he would. I am sad. That's what happens when they seem really rad. In other news, I got this weird email? It said "I read gumphood.signmyguestbook.com and you do not have servers" or something to that effect. What is that? It was an ad for trafficmagnet... how are you involved in this charade?

from scanzilla :

What do you know about blowing lines of coke off of Christina Ricci's naked ass?

from kerbang :

you are STILL OFF! GET ON!

from unclepumpkin :

Yo, are you still off, or what? Gimme the love.

from aliisfunny :

i have a tendancy to read you entries from the bottom up. i dont really know why. i dont do that with anyone elses. but i do read magazines backwards too. and yeah i def did say some stupid things last night aaaaaand i lost my phone. i think it fell in the lake. i hope you avoid that too.

from lollipoprock :

haha. naw.. i had just logged out of my diary and i was leaving, and i didn't know what kind of away message to leave. silly.

from mondocurio :

were you trying to make all the girls jealous of carla, or is the sweet,adorableness just oozing out of you into your entries? damn i almost started crying with the water, and the wood, and the.. hmm nice way to describe love

from scanzilla :

Ahhh sex. The first time I had sex was when I was 17, in my basement, on a lawn chair with my psychotic ex girlfriend. The memories. Of course as you get older sex becomes as easy to get as driving to a pre school and passing out candy to the wee ones. :)

from aliisfunny :

oh my god. your doctor entry is so goddamn hilarious. im jealous. i wish i wrote it.

from jessforyou :

dude... Dance Pants Dance Dance Pants ... offering rewards for hits on your diary... who would do such a thing? ; )

from logielo :

Yo. Your journal is also very interesting. And you're totally right about breakdancing. It's awesome.

from usareviews :

Your review is up.

from scanzilla :

Well the banner I had up for two days until Andrew took it down helped get linkers. http://scanzilla.diaryland.com/images/pacmanpussy.gif Plus I've been writing a few years now and the word got around I guess. A lot of people that link me have never signed my guestbook and I have no idea how they found me. Oh and I torture and maim people into linking me too, but that seems the least effective. :)

from scanzilla :

Them female nipples have it all.

from fuckedadvice :

For you, anything.

from diaryquotes :

I run Diary Quotes. Me. Bren.

from anniewaits18 :

goddamnit, I forgot what I was going to say. Oh yes, I now remember. (That didn't take very long) but, you said you were going to be online but you weren't! You bastard. But I would be interested in the templates because I do not know what I'm doing. I'm learning, seriously, html and webpage design on the fly. Because I have no life. Because I love blue nail polish. Sushi isn't too bad either. But, Key Lime Pie? That's the stuff.

from saturndragon :

Just wanted to say I loved your answer about my entery about somethign lasting forever. Awesome how you think.

from mondocurio :

are you going to see Ben Folds next saturday at the Hatch Shell? Its FREE@@!!!

from fuckedadvice :

Thank you.

from anniewaits18 :

hey, did my drunk post inspire your drunk post? I am egocentric enough to believe that. Anyway, in a truly sincere note, thank you for saying I deserve a steady guy. It's hard pickings out here and sniff, sometimes I need to hear such things. Unfortunately, I am not desperate enough to be steady with a guy who a)talks too slowly b) is bald or c) is so obsessed with superman, he needs a tattoo on his ass to prove it. Yes, the brunt of my dates the past 3 months. I'm rambling. Anyway, you are not the only person to have said that, so it must be true. Thank you gump, thank you again (seriously). It's a desert out here...of beautiful people and I hate them.

from mondocurio :

yeah dude.. people freaked whenever Nomar was up.. I didn't get it... He's okay looking..maybe it was a bad pic on the screen. The cheering for him was insane!!

from mondocurio :

you're funny when you're drunk. hope you had fun on the cape.

from absolutchaos :

It all started long ago when Allie <http://no1wakefan21.diaryland.com> linked me to her diary, and suggested I start one of my own. Since I keps a private diary, and loved to write, I decided to give it a go. I have since had appx 5 different online diaries, each started as a new part of my life began. I haven't linked anyone to this new one, which is probably why no one really reads it. Or maybe I'm just not that interesting. *shrug* Thx for reading. :)

from gazimon :

Hey, thanx for reading my diary so much and paying attention to me. Makes me feel special, since I don't even know you. ^_^ I replied to your note in a post, but it's not at the top anymore so just go to old, it'll be obvious which one it is.

from saturndragon :

Thanks for reading my diary.. means alot to me that some took time to read it again. If you know others who would be interested, send them along. But just wanted to say thank you again.

from scanzilla :

My smurf hole just got smurfed! Sick!

from scanzilla :

Well I've always been a fan of computer games (Soldier Of Fortune, Age Of Empires), however console games are my favorite because I can hang out on the couch and battle friends. I didn't see that MTV show but I wish I had. Oddly enough I have a Pacman tattoo but my high score usually sucks. Hmmm, I should write an entry about video games today.

from scanzilla :

Yeah I'm bit of a collecting nut. (I'm sure you could tell) Anyways, I just got a vintage game system recently. An old Pong style system from the 70's called the Magnavox Bentley. Making a total of 24 different game systems I own now. There's a shit load of systems out there and I'm on the hunt for them. I try and use Ebay as a last resort, cause those people usually over price everything. Surprisingly if you ever met me in real life you'd see that I don't resemble or act like the Comic book guy from the Simpsons. :)

from anniewaits18 :

I think BLOW is my favorite entry thus far (although I really do like the cast). And YES, I do know a guy who would clean up after his pocket vagina...the last guy I was with was very meticulous and very neat...he would totally clean up after himself. That, and really...vibrators aren't all that. I think it the notoriety (sp?) of having one is what makes it cool. But, yes! Real issues! None of this political and social crap (I kid of course) p.s. your survey is up at my other link yo.

from absolutchaos :

Meh, I guess that may be it. Maybe my mind is just chaotic--who knows? As terribly uneventful as my life seems, it actually is more interesting than my diary. I am just too lazy to update :( Gotta work on that. Thanks for reading :D

from anniewaits18 :

Whenever you write about Carla, I get all warm and fuzzy. Good work!

from aliisfunny :

thanks babeh. xoxo

from diaryquotes :

you're not a dork! futurama rules! RULES!

from diaryquotes :

do you actually watch futurama, or did you just grab that quote from somewhere? obviously if you're a futurama fan, you are EXTRA cool. :)

from saturndragon :

Hi, Saw you read my journal and just wanted to say thank you for you complement.. think your the first one who read anythign i wrote..lol

from lollipoprock :

yeah, i saw that you decided pro-new-template... i decided to change because i was doing a lot of shit that fucked up the original html format... so i got something i could actually work with and *er* change. haha. and my life needs to be more clean cut lately. i feel like i am going to blow. i can't wait until another late night story-telling session. xoxo laurie

from mondocurio :

"from gumphood : Yeah I can help. Tell me what you want " What you talkin bout Willis,my webpage or what I want in general? :O)

from mondocurio :

How do you get the old entries to come up individually with the new template? I used the code they gave me but it still comes up yellow. Thanks

from anniewaits18 :

Datchery's entry was not harsh. We actually talked about it, he just thought the whole idea of rejection was harsh. But I like rejection. It is what I live for. yee-ha

from anniewaits18 :

The entry about Carla was fantastic. I'm all verklempt. Talk amongst yourself. I'll give you a topic, a turnpike is neither a turn nor a pike...Discuss! But really, I thought that was great. However, what is up with guys who don't want to admit they are dating a great girl? Huh? (I went through something similar about a year ago..sniff)

from kerbang :

your forward backwards buttons are all fucked up man.

from katehackett :

IM me...SparkleSatine :O)

from lollipoprock :

you are so sweet.

from datchery :

Allow me to be verbose.I mean brief. whatever. Gh, I like your stories, I can definitely relate when it comes to thinking about things you shouldn't in whatever given situation you happen to be in. Like thinking about a game or tv show or new toy in church. Granted, I generally would spend my time thinking about how I hoped nobody I knew would die, and wondering if anything to do with religion actually happened/god existed but it holds true none the less. I also happen to think your poll is neat, you can blame me for thinking your site is better than mine. By the way, you started two of the choices the exact same way, this may be confusing for some people. Especially if some people have been drinking heavily before reading your site. -datchery...I didn't even need to put that in did I?

from katehackett :

would you be willing to talk to me about BU for a bit? And thank you! :O)

from gumphood :

Must sign Guestmap

from jessforyou :

BU is okay. spring was longer last year, got nicer sooner. today is super nice, i think i'm in love. where's your party? i wanna come. i read your diary thinger now too, it's fun. what do you live by? i'm in kenmore. enjoy your super nice day!

from jessforyou :

wow, eat her soul... that's intense...

from lollipoprock :

i so want to eat lunch with you in your cubicle! oh my! yeah, so that entry was intense, huh? haha. a girlfriend of a lover of mine saw a post i made in it and freaked out because apparently she did not like the activities i participated in with her man. hmm. well, so i decided to write that as like a pre-post-cursor, so anything i say or do or write... blah blah blah. yes. it's really more like, anything you read, i am not responsible. i think that is my favorite entry now.

from lollipoprock :

haha. rawley. dur-am. i love you, bawstin. i love your stories the other night, and i want more. yes, i will give up more. there you have it. have what? hmm.

from kerbang :

man, hotterthanu6 is pissed. i don't get what you like about her diary though, its not even that fucked up and all the entries are huge uninterrupted paragraphs. i just stare at them and think..."boring".

from lollipoprock :

yes, i did know about the bateman brothers and such, i am obsessed with this movie. i saw it like five or more times in the theater, and then bought the damn dvd. memorized to the t. um, man. i love the dick scene lots, as well as the european trip monologue...

from lollipoprock :

i am beginning to love your style. i like holdem. i also like the telephone conversation.

from kerbang :

gumphood. i had something in mind to write but i haven't slept in 24 hours. so i forgot it.

from lollipoprock :

awesome. when i think of something lovely to say, i will email you. you can always emeil me. by the way, i put you on my aim buddy list.. i hope you don't mind. it doesn't look like we are ever on at the same time, anyway, but feel free to add me. pulloutanddie. i am wondering... is your name, gumphood... is it not so innocent? i (humpgood.) i wonder. tell me.

from lollipoprock :

yay! you opened your notes section! okay. so i wrote you an email earlier, but your email address is wrong, silly. fix. thanks for joining my ring... although it's not really growing, um. yeah. haha. i don't mind much, not now. i am glad that you found me. that is all for now, except i am reading your diary. i skip around the sports shit, but i realize that is who you are, and i wonder... so i read, even if it IS about soccer! haha. um. yeah, so i am waiting for another note. i love dialogue.

from gumphood :

Sorry Folks. Just learned how to set up my notes. Don't hate me just yet. Well. Or ever for that matter.

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