messages to ihatepizza:
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from me-me-meee :
If you add a removethis to your email address on your homepage, it'll stop, I think. Unless it's posted somewhere where you can't gain access to it anymore. I saw that the one on your page is your normal email, so it could be in someone's guestbook. The spam companies have web crawlers that take email addresses from things like guestbooks and spam them.
from me-me-meee :
I'm good, now that I finally have a phone and computer again. Taxes rock! How the hell are YOU?
from me-me-meee :
I got the one about your guilty pleasure wrong (I said lip balm), the way you like your men (I said tall, dark, and handsome because I was thinking about Justin Timberlake and that was the closest one to him), and the types of make-up you wear (I said eyeshadow, lipstick, and mascara). The ones you got wrong on mine were sorta trick questions though, and I did live in IL at one time so at least you didn't say Iowa. hahaha
from me-me-meee :
hahahaha Dude, I could overlook most of them but I've lived in Ohio since June 20, 2003. It's okay though. You knew some other ones that nobody else is getting. That counts for something. ;)
from me-me-meee :
She'll be 3 in November. Samera is about a month older than she is. Doesn't seem possible that either of them are that old, does it?
from onegotaway :
go to photobucket.com, bitch.
from sillers :
Yo... how about a face/belly shot?
from trishy79 :
we missed yooooou!
from onegotaway :
Oh, Kimmy, it's so nice to have you back.
from cat-heaven :
your diary misses you, too.
from me-me-meee :
I asked Tangy to give you the password a week ago. Oh well. No, I didn't do it in the theater. I borrowed a bootleg copy of it from Ronda. Stolen Jesus movies. I'm still sooooo bad! :D
from me-me-meee :
I never did figure out what the 21st was but I'm thinking it was maybe my Uncle's birthday. I'm not positive but if I'm right, he's been dead for 12 years and I don't think he'll mind that I couldn't remember right away. ;)
from me-me-meee :
That's awesome! You don't have to zoom in and squint at it and you can sit in a cozy chair to read it. Yay! The writer came to our online support group and when she returned the questionnaire that has to be sent back to me to gain access to the group, she said she didn't really need to join the group.. that she had a few questions in a file that she'd like us to fill out if we were willing. I filled out this email that had probably 10 questions and sent it back to her, then waited about a year and got an email asking me for more information about myself (which didn't get printed anyway). That was like January so I knew this was coming, I just didn't know if what I said would get printed and I didn't want to look like an idiot if it didn't and I told everyone. It sounds like she walked up to me on the street and asked if I had a molar pregnancy but all of our responses were typed in emails. It's okay though because it's still cool and the last time anything I said got printed was when I was in high school, in the school paper. This is much better! lol
from me-me-meee :
Okay, consider yourself emailed. I hope I typed in the address right, or someone out there is going to be going "Who the hell is flooding my email account, and why?" hahaha If you don't get it, let me know. There's a total of 4 emails but I accidentally clicked the wrong thing and sent one off with no attachment but I resent it after that.
from me-me-meee :
I scanned it but I didn't really want to risk getting in trouble for copying it and putting it in my diary. Let me know when you're going to be around so I can email it to you. It's a big file so you probably don't want it sitting in your email acct and hogging up space for hours.
from me-me-meee :
Thanks, I think. It was bittersweet to live through too but I learned a lot from it. The one "memento" that I didn't add to my diary was the couch that he and I fucked on in his basement. When he moved, he gave it to me and I didn't have a use for it so I gave it to my friend Susan. As far as I know, she still has it and keeps it at her father in law's house. Last time I was over there, she lifted the cushion up and the cum stain was still there. We "aww'd" at it. hahahaha
from me-me-meee :
I have gold but locking it like that is a pain too, because I always forget my password. lol It's alright though. I'll just write what I want and if they don't like it, they can fuck off. :D
from me-me-meee :
Everyone knows that Bree is the owner of dland birthdays, right? (mommymartin) She noticed that penis on there a long time ago. She's just using it as an excuse to be a pain in the ass but I don't think she realizes she doesn't need to have an excuse. She just is. Anyway....
from dlandbdays :
I fail to see how that is any concern of of yours considering it wasnt your diary being removed. But, being the nice person that i am i will explain it to you. the deffiniion of pornography is: NOUN: 1. Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal. 2. The presentation or production of this material. I do hope that you understand that a picture of a penis falls under the first deffinition. I am merly trying to keep the site safe for all ages. Had i not had a committee member call it to my attention im sure it would have gone unnoticed by me. If in the future she changes her layout, the she can by all means rejoin the site. But until then i hope that you can see my reasoning.
from me-me-meee :
That totally rocks and it should be that way everywhere! When I first got pregnant with Ronald I had to fib on the day of my last period. It really started on Dec 31st but the insurance didn't start til Jan 1st. I technically wasn't pregnant on either date because as you know, it takes two weeks to ovulate and all that, but had I told the truth, they wouldn't have covered it. Then, one computer at the insurance company had me down as the insurance starting on the 1st of January and the other as the 1st of March so I went through hell for like a month trying to get it straightened out. They did cover it but I had to do a LOT of bitching. I'm glad Minnesota has more than half a brain with stuff like that!
from pwm :
Yes! I love the OC!
from pwm :
i don't know your just like the only person that has talked to me. and i am pretty lonely.
from pwm :
Do you have a new diary? and if you do tell me the name.
from pwm :
I'm a little teapot...
from pwm :
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
from pwm :
How old r u an-e-ways?
from pwm :
You just are weird, like the things you say in your surveys, i mean they're funny an all, but not somthing you would usually ask someone.
from pwm :
Well since you hate pizza i hate you! Plus you are really weird!
from mommymartin :
well mrs priss. LOL if your sooo done with me why do you keep leaving me notes???
from mommymartin :
LOL!!! as for a bitch your god damned right. i am a Bitch and fucking proud to be one. as for a liar?? no i only go on what ive been told. funny how she tells some one something and i hear about it. but then when its actually throw in her face its not true. hey and kudos to you for sticking up for her. your her sister right? who would we count on if not our family. but what was said was said days ago. if she hasnt been back to say more then why shoudld you bother???
from mommymartin :
cant you let your sister fight her own battles???? and as for slapping me.. is that supposed to scare me???
from me-me-meee :
http://me-me-meee.diaryland.com/explain.html will explain it, but then I had to change the password again.. I assume you got only one of two emails and you can get in now? Anyway, I had to change it because she had a "spy" telling her everything I was writing, then she was coming back to me going "Why did you say this or that?" when the only way she could have known was the one person that I gave the password to and chatted with in msn. Anyway, I hope this clears it up. I undid the notes for a while because I was askeered but I'm slowly getting over it. :)
from me-me-meee :
Hey dude! I emailed you the password. I wish I woulda known you hadn't gotten it. I'm sorry. :(
from me-me-meee :
isn't that just the awesomest (is that even a word?) layout? Your sister found me the image. Its totally different than what I had in mind ot begin with but that's okay because this is a lot better. :D
from me-me-meee :
Some boobs but not a lot. hahahaha Yes, it was Tangy. Her diary entry about my left nipple was payback for me having to change all the colors on my diary to what she wanted.
from me-me-meee :
Can you guess who I lost the bet to? (If she hasn't told you already)
from me-me-meee :
Seriously??? You might be on to something! Its that exfoliating shit, right? That would be awesome on a tub. Mine is really stained up so I'm willing to try anything once. I'd just have to buy some of the cheap stuff because the only thing I have that exfoliates came in a set that cost me $28.
from easyreviews :
Hi! I just started a new review page and need new people to review. Interested? sign up on my page...
from onegotaway :
I did that panty thing once, and I was bummed, cause I only got one pair back, and they were lame and had Tweety Bird on them, while I had sent my chain-er *scandalous* green lacy panties.
from tanabug :
Ishwar. Steve. Mostly Ishwar. Mostly Steve.
from lemonhead84 :
No, I haven't used them before. I took a first aid class through work and the instructor told us that. And the class was in the twin cities, so I assume that any ER in the cities has an on call oral surgeon.
from lemonhead84 :
If you call the ER ahead and tell them that you have someone coming in with tooth pain they will call the oral surgeon over. They usually have one on call.
from drevil22 :
i have to go back on the 6th for my "real interview" so keep you're fingers crossed :o) my job sucks so bad...
from geeky-kiki :
I love your layout. Clicking on your banner brought a smile to my face, and seeing the diary itself brought a ridiculous grin. "Have Mercy!" indeed...
from tanabug :
I will be there in twenty minutes....wait half an hour. That will give me time to stop at the hardware store and get some pliers. Just kidding, but seriously. MAKE him go!
from gypsydrea :
I looooove your diary!
from drevil22 :
mmmmm doooughnut....
from asteroidbelt :
haha i saw that search on my stats counter.
from shell-ee :
i know you must hear this alot... but dude.. i had to jump on the band wagon. the fullhouse template rocks so hard. exceptional.
from adeliatala :
I was just passing through and HAD to comment on your layout. . . LOVE IT! Made me crack up :o) Thanks for the smile.
from me-me-meee :
Well they moved to their own domain so they wouldn't get shut down anymore and that sucks. I guess that if you put up a banner you're asking people to come in but I didn't care at the time and I've got like 3 disclaimers in my diary so if they read enough to know about my life (which I doubt they did) they'd know the "rules" for it. I notice they picked the banner that I only put up like 500 views for. The chicken and egg one was better, got more hits, and they didn't say a word. They probably didn't get the joke (but then I didn't either so I guess I should shut up. ha!) Anyway, you're right. Speilberg is in the movie business where it's expected to get a critic's opinion and they depend on them for part of the movie advertising. I, on the other hand, am not. Quite frankly, the guy that did my review has a shitty diary with an ugly layout. Also, when they saved my banner so they could host it, they changed it from gif to jpg and it looks like shit. it was cute in it's original form.
from me-me-meee :
Okay, here's the banner critic link: http://diarytown.com/bannercritics/ and here's the link where I cussed them out in my diary: http://me-me-meee.diaryland.com/dick.html
from me-me-meee :
I posted it on Thursday, and it's titled "I'd go through the pain of growing a dick to have the pleasure of watching you suck it" or something like that. I'll go get the link though just to make it easier. You rock!
from sillers :
oh and not to forget! betrayal? how about the time that I posted in my diary about some feelings that I was having so instead of coming to ME to ask me what they were, instead one goes into MY FUCKING EMAIL to find out for themselves. Isn't that betrayal?
from sillers :
ugh, you'd have to know steven to even begin to understand anything that happens with him. he's a liar, he's deceitful and he only cares about himself. you tell me how in the fuck you would feel to find out that he has sent them to tanya and then they "joked" about posting the photo... behind my back. or perhaps the fact that he convinced tanya that he didnt believe how big her boobs were so she would send him photos? tell me.... what the fuck? why would you send someone naked photos of yourself when the person you've sent them to has just sent you a boob shot of your sister? god!
from tanabug :
ulgh. I didn't type that entry in my diary. Tangy did. Steve sent me a picture while we were chatting. I opened it and it was a nude picture of Tangy. I didn't ask for it. I JOKINGLY said that I should post it in Tangys guestbook. This was a LONG LONG time ago. I never posted it, because I just wouldn't do that. Well, Tangy decided that me joking about that warranted betrayal and decided that it would be a good idea to log into MY DIARY and type that entry. My fucking diary. I just now noticed. But all this morning as I talked to her, she was as cool as can be and never mentioned a damn thing. All the while some stupid entry is put up on MY diary.
from dreamsmasher :
God Bless, I hope you get CARNIVALE downloaded...it's cooo-ooolllll.spooky,creepy good luck
from tanabug :
Steven is just a guy that lives in the UK. He has naked pictures of Tangy. He has sprung them on me before also! I think, he also has some pictures of my boobs. LOL. What can I say? He didn't believe me when I said that they were huge. :)
from wakkawakka :
hey! if that was the strokes you were talking about, you can go to their site and listen to 12:51 in the music section. i hope you like it!
from urarah :
hola. you hate guestbook don't ya? well...It's a beautiful hot day in Tokyo. that's it!
from wondergrl :
tell me-- if you were to recommend a Katherine Dunn book to someone-- would it be Geek Love or Truck?
from marslullabye :
That was the most horrible thing I've ever seen. The US sucks. I'm moving >:(
from sillers :
8? 9? tiny little buggars, huh?
from beatlesgyrl :
So how fucking far behind am I, anyway? Well, for starters, I just NOW noticed you added me to your favorites. Thanks. And I love that a Flock of Seagulls has been linked to my diary by way of your descriptive lyrics. Oh, yes. And I love Uncle Jesse. Don't change it yet. In other words ... I dig your site, too, and I'll be back for more. So bring it.
from sillers :
Uh... an annoying layout would be one of those women on a really.... colorful.. striped or polka dotted layout. You know what I mean?? (maybe Oprah, that would drive a person fucking bonkers!) Or.... Kirk Cameron. Oh! Oh! Star Trek?
from barenaked500 :
(and WOO-HOO Uncle Jessie!)
from barenaked500 :
thank you! :)
from cindie-loo :
holy shit..this puts the LAY in layout!!!!
from tincan815 :
Your new layout is hilarious.
from euphoria21 :
Hey I want a catchy song line for my name. If you have time go read up on me and find one for me...please. Thanks
from sillers :
Haha.. I'm all outta love.. I'm so lost without you.. LOL!
from ihatepizza :
Hey! How was that anonymous in your Hulk pajama pants? Plus, I recognize that ass! Sister, why are you mooning me? Is it out of love or hate?
from vyv-xx :
When I got home from the airport the Idaho postcard you sent was there waiting for me, which made me say, "yay" and "rad". So thanks.
from caspia :
Hey fellow Minnesotan! If you're a fan of the Wild, or love the Twins, please join the Wild, or Twins-fan diaryrings. Let everyone know we support them. Thanks and have a great day.
from trishy79 :
i just read your livejournal - if youre ever in boston, lets go bike riding together. the boy just put a new fork on my bike and its awesome!
from tanabug :
HEY. DID YOU EVER GET THAT TRUCK? I WANNA SEE A PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from marslullabye :
You ah too kind, dear. =D Excuse me while I find some fruit.
from muffindisco :
I think I must have had a bad pizza experience as a child. I'm sure some mean cousin probably told me that pizza is made from eyeballs or seaweed.
from muffindisco :
I really DO hate pizza!
from marslullabye :
Well, you were talking about the Gay Pride parade...so I assumed you lived in Uptown...even though its not even near Uptown...so now I feel kinda stupid!! But hey, over by Loring is awesome too. And yes, I am scared of a lot of things. I pride myself on it :) You should talk to me so we can be pussies about everything!! What fun! Later.
from tanabug :
My hubby can't come, so he could watch Lisa. My warrior cats can beat up your warrior cat................ or at least have fun trying!
from meghan-axo :
Yeah, I don't know. I was really quiet and Gina was telling me to wake up, and doing dances in front of me, then my mom came in, and I started to cry as soon as I sat down. Jim was really cool about it though. Before I left he said "I was worried about ya" then he did one of those shoulder patting things, you know what I'm talking about. But yeah, I'm still pretty down...did you see the new entry that I added?
from meghan-axo :
WHORE BAG....I tried to get to fotolog.net like a million and a half times and it wouldn't work: "this page cannot be displayed." What the fuck???
from pinklady877 :
hmmm....i'm trying to think how long i've been reading and i know it's been almost a year or so. crazy, huh?! i'm usually just one of those silent readers who don't sign the book or leave a note until something *really* impacts me. but i'm glad you like my stuff, though. it's always flattering to hear that. when i started dland, i absolutely SUCKED. my writing was shit. you should go check it out if you want a laugh. :barf: well, thanks again and have a good one. :) much love, kristine
from meghan-axo :
I love you...no one lova me tho...that's ok though.........i'll die alone, an old washed up, blonde, sorority girl...See you tomorrow...
from indierockkid :
yo!! i did your survey. you're a kinky doll. i never knew you would have been like that.
from pacificbluff :
YOU ARE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON IN MY WHOLE LIFE WHO DOESNT ALSO HATE PIZZA!!! (glad to know that someone feels the same way about the use-less italian wannabe grease ball food)
from bloodintears :
I found you through your surveys, masturbators, yep. The last question was if I had read your diary, so I did read a little, and you're cool.
from vanished :
(Just tried to leave another gbook message, but I couldn't "sign again so fast") I just saw that you did not make the design, but someone named "sillers" did. I apologize for accusing you. Please change the link for me and I will notify sillers about this. ~Vanished Designs
from indierockkid :
i dunno...i really dont have a reason for hating you and its funny that i say that cuz i almost died last night. i hit my head on the window when i got in a car accident...im fine now though. i was sitting there like "all the people who hate me will be safe now." but im here. i cant go on doing this, man.
from indierockkid :
i think you should hit your sister in the face for changing your layout. while you're at it, roll me up a joint too.
from indierockkid :
woah, look how quickly you responded. i think youre more desperate to fight than me. im neutral. but to answer your query, i think it's fun. i've never been to your diary before, so i really didnt know how it looked prior to your new layout. hm. wonder who it was?.....
from indierockkid :
while im on the subject, i think i saw president bushie boy sucking my dads dick last night. and i had a 3some with his twins. i mean, come on, those girls need to know how to ride a strap on right. by thw way. wasn't that your house i passed by with the american flag on the ground and the communist hammer and sickle in the window? that was cool, dude. way to rock stalin. One time, i set a republican on fire and my mom put me on punishment for a day.
from indierockkid :
first of all, i am not a DUDE. second, you scream and cry and tell me not to write to you again. then when i check my mail the first thing i see is a letter from the pizzacunt itself. and i see you have a new clit licking accomplice, punkvamp. you two should star in a porno called "retarted midgets in heat." hahaha. At least you found someone who likes you, and i'm also glad you are so adamant about getting the world to hate me. I'd much rather be hated than ignored. o yea: you know that steamy pile of shit that was on your kitchen table this morning? that was from me. merry christmas, you filthy animal.
from ihatepizza :
DEAR IHATEPIZZA: THIS IS A RANSOM NOTE. YOUR DIARY LAYOUT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED. IF YOU WANT YOUR LAYOUT RETURNED TO YOU SAFELY YOU WILL DO AS I TELL YOU. I WANT $37.00 IN UNMARKED BILLS IN A BROWN PAPER BAG DROPPED INTO THE GARBAGE CAN OUTSIDE OF THE GREYHOUND STATION IN MINNEAPOLIS, MN. IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THIS BY THURSDAY AT 12M YOUR LAYOUT WILL BE DESTROYED AND I WILL SEND THE MORMONS TO YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT TO PREY ON YOUR CO-WORKERS. ONE MORE THING: MOMMY LOVES YOU, HUNNYBUNCHES!
from punkvamp :
i totally agree with your hate for that bastard indierockkid.What a stupid fuck! what the hell is his deal. he needs to shut up. thanks for tellin him off. Rock on!
from karmaxpolice :
What's an Andrew?
from sooner :
How come when I offerd you all those pizzas in the past, you remember the ones, you always turned your nose up at them. But now you're craving a bit of the pepperoni just like the rest of us weaklings. Oh, Pizza. If you'll eat it, I'll buy you the pizza. I will!
from cindie-loo :
hey...i thought you hated pizza! whats the deal yo?
from karmaxpolice :
"Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at."
from karmaxpolice :
It's cool to tell other people to "shut the fuck up" because they are threatening your "punkness" .... when here on your diary you encourage an outrageous mockery of Jesus Christ. Mercy on your soul, child... may He have mercy. Do tell me, does that kind of 'fun' make you more cool? does it make you more 'punk'?????? XOXO casey
from me-me-meee :
hahahaha!!! Stone Sour is in that class. Its one culture and Nelly is another, while Cher is another one altogether. He really likes hot in herre and we will rock you. He stood up in church one sunday night to sing like he always does, and when it got time to do a solo, he couldn't think of anything religious, so he sang Queen. haha
from me-me-meee :
My son thoroughly enjoys music from the likes of Queen (We Will Rock You), Nelly (Hot in Herre), Khia (My Neck, My Back), Bob and Tom (Camel Toe), Stone Sour (Bother), Cher (Strong Enough), and Elvis Presley (All Shook Up). I fear that his multi-cultural taste in music is being squashed by such musicians as "the J man", and his taste in women has severely declined since the introduction of Britney Spears, into his life. And THAT is why we can't have nice things.
from luach :
pizza? what's wrong with pizza?? ~qexxo <3
from indierockkid :
thanks.
from indierockkid :
pizza hates you too.
from dead-pixie :
ooooh... i'll be interested to know what you think of donnie darko. be sure and let us know.
from sillers :
eh. you say everything in a bitchy tone. if i took all your whining seriously, we'd have major issues. haha. love ya.
from sillers :
eh. you say everything in a bitchy tone. if i took all your whining seriously, we'd have major issues. haha. love ya.
from ladygoodman :
the new gossip is SO good. isn't the first song on it the best thing ever? yes.
from pinklady877 :
yeah seriously. i was going to write "masturbate" as a clarification in my entry, but uh, it sounds WAY too technical schmechnical so i chose not to. heh. i think that everyone, at one point in their lives, has gotten themselves off AT LEAST once. if they say they haven't, they're lying. i mean, i think everyone does it out of curiousity. it's EVERYWHERE. everyone talks about it, so why not try it? that's just my opinion on it, anyway. much love, kristine
from pinklady877 :
oh yeah i guess i did forget to explain what it was. yeah, it is the obvious. he was asking me if i had ever gotten myself off. ;) much love, kristine
from pinklady877 :
hey chica. yeah, it can hardly be considered "scandalous", but we rarely talk about stuff like that. i mean, we do but you know how it is. maybe? heh. well, i seem to be talking out of my ass. yeah i tried playing the sims about half hour ago, but it was really weird. i'm not sure if i did it right or something. my dad got me "the sims: deluxe edition". so that's what i have. hmm. is there a trick to this or something?! much love, kristine
from noisyghost :
I'm going to link to your diary. :D I took one of your polls, and your name intrigued me... I love what I've read so far. :)
from cindie-loo :
i adore this new layout...and no problem..i can leave you out of the june trade. thanks.
from vyv-xx :
Yeah! The opening thing was, like, this guy's hand placing all these little objects and shit on a thing to make the words, "out of control". And some of the segments were called "Let's Eat" and "It's Probably True". And Diz is the one who did "Fast Told Fairytales". I think the other characters were named Hern, Angela, and Waldo. Yup.
from vyv-xx :
"Out of Control" was a comedic tv series on the Nickelodeon network. It ran back in 1983 or so, and starred Dave Coulier, the boring fuck who later went on to do "Full House". It was set up like a talk/news show and also had some animated bits. My favorite character on that show was "Diz", a chick who had sort of a Cyndi Lauper look going on and acted all zany and eccentric and whatnot. They had reruns of that show on for about ten years.
from vyv-xx :
The new template is fabulous. I kinda miss the na-na toys, though.
from pinklady877 :
hey chica. i just got your gbook message and decided to send you a note. i have been reading your diary ever since i started my own (way back in march of 2002) and i have loved every single entry. you're so funny and it always makes me happy whenever your name is lit up in red on my buddy list. just in case you wanted to ever read mine, it's locked but i'll give you the info just coz. username: pinklady password: unlockme...much love, kristine
from tanabug :
WHOA. WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ME WANTING YOU TO CALL IN SICK? OR GET FIRED? OR EVICTED. I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE TO WORK. BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT I CAN'T GET FRUSTURATED, DOES IT? PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES. MY BABY IS TURNING ONE. HER FIRST BIRTHDAY. ALMOST EVERYONE HAS A REASON NOT TO COME. SO YOURS IS LEGITIMATE. WELL IT STILL SUCKS. IT STILL FUCKING SUCKS. SORRY IF I AM A LITTLE BUMMED. BUT I THINK THAT I AM ENTITLED TO BE ONCE IN A WHILE. DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. IT JUST FUCKING SUCKS.
from me-me-meee :
I remember someone telling me about this old couple in line at a drug store and when they got up to the counter, they had to debate over whether they would be getting his heart meds or her stroke meds because they couldn't afford both. I think old people are adorable but this shit country doesn't give 2 shits and a damn about em
from kb8 :
Thank you for your candor in filling out my survey. "No legacy is so rich as honesty." -William Shakespeare You have a great diary!
from chasingamy22 :
Hi.. I started reading your diary because of my buddy Drevil22... I like :) About what you said the other day about Mike thinking you hate all the pretty girls.. I know how you feel. My boyfriend is never attracted to the chicks every guy is ... he has the hots for this new achor for the video game channel...??? I said she wasn't anything special and I get my head bitten off.... argh
from kb8 :
Hi. Will you take my survey?
from drevil22 :
i think gay porn isthe bes way to spend a night alone... and i... cried too... this does not make us pussies or assholes... weare still cool, and we were just overwhelmed by the cheesiness of it all... yeah!
from phatgrrl :
UPS is actually a very shitty place to work. My brother and I thought we'd found the PERFECT part-time jobs, the pay, the benefits etc... what they don't tell you is that you only work 2 hours a day. You might be scheduled for 4-6 hours a day but if there's nothing to do they send you home. I once drove 45 mins to work half an hour!
from onegotaway :
no, sounds more like someone wants to murder me in my sleep.
from mommymartin :
omg keeds has some serious issues. god. soundslike some weirdo!!! haha too funny that they werent ever smart enough to be anonmyous!!!!
from keeds :
fat ..ugly..desperate..stalker bitch.. stop stalking me you pathetic fat cunt
from keeds :
fatty..show me the hole
from keeds :
pathetic boring stalker bitch..shut your dumb cunt..like okay
from keeds :
(like like totally like get a life like okay like.. who is that dumb cunt below me?.. how did that 2 digit iq motherfucker even learn how to turn on the computer.. ) .. they get deleted because i'm teaching you obedience.. let me know when it kicks in
from colorbars :
Ugh, I hate that fucking dickhead below. What the hell's his problem, anyway? He needs to seriously get a life and stop writing obnoxious, ignorant notes to random people.
from keeds :
moooooooooooo
from keeds :
fatty, i think u were excused from the cafeteria already..
from keeds :
don't write back. send head. minus teeth. minus senior citizen vocal chords.
from keeds :
for a girl that stupid, u should be really hot. send a pic.
from keeds :
hey moron. keep it real.
from paengz666 :
Hello,How r u..hum TakeCare
from greenfinch :
i'm going with a in a stimulating way...pun definitely intended. haha, i'm so witty. kill me.
from phatgrrl :
ok I had to add another note about you losing stuff... do you ever lose your pot? I can't find my pot like EVERY SINGLE TIME I wanna smoke, it's insane!
from phatgrrl :
nice dildos and all but HOW CAN YOU HATE PIZZA?!?!?!?!
from greenfinch :
DAMN B, your layout is...fascinating.
from sir-inky :
GO TO HELL YOU PIZZA NAZI, AND MY PARTY KICKED ASS
from ihatepizza :
i hope. if ani goes to bed. we want to try mikes concoction
from sir-inky :
Me eat best food on earth - PIZZA- and me eat it for my party tomorrow too, so screw you, you anti-pizzian
from paengz666 :
OH !!!! SURPRISED!!!!!!! TakeCare&ResT!!!
from dasauce :
Funny. I'll read more. DatSauceGuy
from sir-inky :
you shaddup
from sir-inky :
WHAT KIND OF DEPRAVED AND EVIL BEING ARE YOU?????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU?WHAT ARE YOU?WHAT IS WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG WITH YOU? DO YOU HAVE NO TONGUIE? DO YOU HAVE NO HEART? WHAT CONCIEVIBLE LIFE FORM IN THIS UNIVERSE COULD HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEE THE MOST GORIOUS INVENTION BLESSED UPON MAN (AND WOMAN) KIND? PIZZA IS TRULY THE KEY TO WORLD PEACE, TO INNER TRANQUILITY. wHAT SATANIC BEING COULD EVEN DISCARD THIS DELITEOF HUMANITY AND GOD. MAY YOU BE BANISHED FROM EXISTENCE AS YOUR SOUL MUST BE. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAAAAAAAAA------------HATE PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TROUBLE SAYING THOSE WORDS. I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICKS **trots off to spew chunks**
from me-me-meee :
Well, give me a general time but you can email me when you get there, and I'll come in. If I don't hear from you, plan on me popping in about 9, k?
from me-me-meee :
Fo shiz. I'll tell the boy to keep it in his pants long enough for me to hang out with my girls. ;) Same time???
from me-me-meee :
Carlita came to play but she was 4 hours late. You still online? I can send her back in if you let me know soon.
from me-me-meee :
I give up. I tried it like 5 times and it won't download. It keeps encountering an error. I'll work on it tomorrow morning or something and hopefully it'll get straightened out by tomorrow evening. I assume that's when you want me there?
from me-me-meee :
I'm trying really really hard. It had to verify my game installation or some shit. As soon as its down witht his download that just started, I will show my face in Fancey Fields. I promise.
from sillers :
<a href="http://sillers.diaryland.com" target="new"><img src="http://sillers.diaryland.com/images/button.gif" border="0"></a> if that doesnt work then to hell with it!!!!
from me-me-meee :
SMGB is on lithium, or needs to be at least. Hi to you too!
from pastagirl2 :
Hello! Your review at Pasta Reviews is finally ready! see it here: http://pastagirl2.diaryland.com/ihatepizza.html
from drevil22 :
i broke my knee cap at islands of adventure. i wish i could say that was a freak occurance, but i'm sorry to admit i'm more than a little accident prone. wherever there's bad shit happening... i'm usually there... in the middle of it. that may sound bitter, but really i'm not... anymore. i'm used to it actually.
from lowkey-d :
it's the new radiohead album, hail to the theif, i don't know what to think about it yet though
from trishy79 :
nice pictures, you sexy thang. are we gonna get to see any pictures of your man? i bet hes a piece of ass if he gets to be with you :).
from meghan-axo :
You are such an awesome chick. Too bad you can't be blonde! J/K-deja vu...freaky! So yeah, I get your notes. I'm just going to write like I am writing to you. Oh, I totally pissed Karen off at work today-totally. She was all bitching about how no one can pick up after themselves, so after the pantry was clean, I put my cough drop wrapper down and I said, "Don't move, I'll pick it up, hold on, don't move." I don't member what she said, but you should have seen the look she gave me. Boy did I feel stupid. And you know, I don't feel stupid all that often...I'm blonde! C'mon. So yeah, I'll talk to you later.
from me-me-meee :
Oh yeah, I don't have a button. Send me the code though and I'll advertise for you. Don't send it to my guestbook though. its html enabled.
from me-me-meee :
I clicked on it and it said "Top 100 Diaries at Diaryland Click to enter Top 100 Diaries at Diaryland and your vote will automatically be counted." so you can still click that a bunch of times. Just keep hitting your back button. lol
from me-me-meee :
I just used the one they told me I had to use on my diary. I think it picks up as a vote every time you go to my diary, like a counter.
from vyv-xx :
Yumyumyum. The fact that you had tacos today makes me really happy... which kinda reveals that I am an uber-dork. But damn, those things are tasty.
from vyv-xx :
Holy crap, dude. Tacos are now my favorite food. I had three last night, three tonight, and I sure as fuck am having three tomorrow night. They are so fucking good. And cookies for desert! The Chips Ahoy kind. You were so right in doing that flounce action upon the bed in the name of cookies. One must always, always have cookies. ♥
from vyv-xx :
Hot Dog! Thank you for the lovely magnets, baby.
from kristieb :
if you come to canada, you can live with me. i don't like pizza or war either. i also make great homemade magnets.
from ladygoodman :
okay another note: i didn't know you actually TRIED to come to canada. wow, that's great. but now i'm embarassed that there is some stupid canada quiz that people have to take. but yeah, totally get pregnant and come have the baby here. i am a transcriptionist at a hospital and from what i type, i think canada loves giving free medical care to people from other countries. heh.
from ladygoodman :
go kim go! for that one, i'll keep you on my favorites list FOREVER.
from maticus :
dude. apparantly, i haven't gotten any emails for my guestbook for a few days and they just all piled up now. i just checked my mail and got your magnet too. heap big thanks! it's awesome! i'll be posting a pic on fridge-love soon. rock on.
from ladygoodman :
believe me, you dont have to know french for canada to accept you! (after seven years of public school french classes i still barely know it) c'mon up!
from ladygoodman :
can't you just say 'hey, let's have sex now'? boys never turn it down. or is he flat out refusing you? then maybe it's a problem. otherwise, don't be so sad lil' kim.
from vyv-xx :
Aw, dude. Yesterday me and the guy I'm married to made out for like an hour. I let him get to second base. But then we stopped, because I still don't think I'm ready to go all the way yet. Fridge magnet love is on its way to you, baby.
from trishy79 :
well the boy goes to school in ny and i live in ma, so of course we hump like rabbit when we do see eachother. but we did live together for the summer and got it on at least once every day. then again, we knew he was leaving at the end of the summer, so that probably skewed things. its not so much quantity as quality, right? ps - when i was on paxil, i couldnt even get MYSELF off - and this is supposed to get rid of anxiety??? yeah right!!
from manukenkun :
Hey i hope you didn't think I was being a cold hearted pill pushing bitch with you. How did you make your guestbook html compatible? You know i'll fuck it up! take care of yourself ok
from ladygoodman :
we have sex MAYBE once a week, if that. if yer doing it more than that, i think yer doing pretty good. dun worry.
from ladygoodman :
dig me out is my favorite too and the hot rock is a close second. i didn't especially love all hands on the bad one; one beat is a lot better thankfully.
from trishy79 :
i fucking love your layout. do you have those toys in real life? if not i can tell you where to get them at a good price. ;)
from ladygoodman :
i don't like s-k's new stuff better. i'm with you. p.s. i got twelfth's tape today and it's not lameoid.
from twelfth :
Finally sent my mixtape to ladyGM, 'cause I'm a lameoid. So lame that I actually use the word lameoid in public, as if it were 1984. Now I'm going to drink cranberry juice & pop myself in the skull. 'Night!
from nich-nichola :
man, sleater-kinney, le tigre and bikini kill are amazin.u have taste, nice to see there's someone out there who does! :o]
from kbaa :
your layout is awesome.
from ladygoodman :
i couldn't believe that the guy's mom was still alive and coherent enough to be the 'phone a friend'.
from onegotaway :
I gots my cd from colorbars. It rocks and I am happy. Rock!
from chadmuska :
i sent out my cd to bluering, and i'm awaiting mine from rhonda. good swaping experince was had by me.
from emperorincxt :
once again. me=idiot. so. i will send one to serial1231 asap! :)
from z0tl :
i love ihatepizza, it's a dilemma :)
from sillers :
I dont think she is evil, I think the USPS is evil. I signed her book.. apologized for being a snotface. This isn't going to go through, it's going to tell me I signed again too fast.. Umm.. I apologized to Mandy, maybe I best do it again. LOL!
from cindie-loo :
ooo...i meant to say before. i think when the time comes for new recruits, im interested in joining the cd swap
from me-me-meee :
Oops, I meant Britney... but you know.. I was thinking about how Brittany was looking at the one above it and spelled it wrong.
from ebonynivory :
i made another hot blonde thing but your guestbook wont let me sign even after 10 minutes - DAMN ANTI-SPAM mechanism - so you can go see it here: http://users.adelphia.net/~streetfaerie/ihatepizza.jpg
from asteroidbelt :
ooops. i just wrecked yer guestbook. sorry about that dood.
from me-me-meee :
You told me what it was when I was at your house but I erased it and I'll get my diary switched ASAP. Thanks a million all over again. you saved my diary-ing life!!!
from bluering :
nope, i got it. i am all square. i just needed to learn to read...
from sillers :
Hey, its an original pic. It's actually a photo a good FRIEND (nothing more) took JUST FOR ME! Isn't it awesome? Thanks to slayryder for making the layout for me.
from me-me-meee :
I screwed up the html and wanna do it again. whahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
from spocksex :
im looking out for you , honey. maybe this site will help. xoxo. http://www.nyaesthetics.com/pages/news_ed/tmd/tmd_signs_and_symptoms.htm
from dead-pixie :
maybe it's TMJ.
from live-diary :
Of course he was hot!
from inutero :
You have got to contact me back! I just took your survey and read your diary. I read your 101 things and we have aLOT of similarities. Read some of my shit.
from blue-candy-b :
Your diary is absolutely fabulous! I especially like #95 on the "101 things". You rock, girl. I added you as a favorite, because your diary is awesome.
from me-me-meee :
I'm a slut in my sleep because my dreams are the only place I'm gettin any. hahahaha
from ladygoodman :
um, i'm not sure what the technical reason for having boxing day is exactly, but in canada its basically the second day of christmas, it's a holiday everyone has off (work, etc.), and the celebrating/visiting continues. i don't know why canada has it and the US doesn't. hmmm. merry christmas! xo
from cutiepie1983 :
Just wishing you happy holidays and a happy new year! ~Nancy~
from streetfaerie :
your archives aren't working love...
from dead-pixie :
actually, i found it <a href="http://intoanother.net/design/classic.php">here</a>. (i'm not sure if links work in diaryland notes, but i'm sure you can figure it out). no, i'm not cool enough to have designed that on my own. it's pretty nice though, i'm very happy with it. i never update on diaryland, though. i really should. i don't know how you keep both your diaryland page and your livejournal going, you are a beast!
from dead-pixie :
i used to have that template! the funny thing is, i didn't like it that much either, but it was the breeders, so i figured what the hell. that alone makes it cool.
from ciel-de-noir :
oh yes, i hate pizza too. and cookies and i hear by say that anything fattening is sick. ha ha. anyway, love your wishlist. it made me laugh like a mofo.
from chappuh :
I forth how can you say that you hate pizza hate is such a strong word ESPECIALLY IN REGARDS TO PIZZA!!! I will keep on until your nick is irony. like lennon said: "all you need is love(for pizza)."
from diaryreviews :
Your review is up at http://diaryreviews.diaryland.com/ihatepizza.html. ~Vicky
from ladygoodman :
the last sentence of your entry is the best quote ever. xo
from xpaperdoll :
aww, i like pizza. papa john's pizza. just had some for dinner, *nods* dude, u got a dell. dude, you're 25. i'm jealous. l8er. -nessa
from brightendale :
hey!At last i got your review up but you can't check it as yet! We are trying our best to finish up all the reviews of others before we can unlock our diary again ok! Hope you won't mind by the ways you can go to http://brightendale.diaryland.com/ihatepizza
from ladygoodman :
yeah i would like a tiny wedding like yours because people make me really nervous. i feel panicked when i think about how our guestlist is around 70 (!!!) right now. so for yours did you get dressed up or have a party afterwards? any pictures? i think sometime i'll go back and read your old entries about it. it will do me good to read about another girl nervous about her wedding!
from ladygoodman :
thank you! i figure if miss kim ihatepizza is married, it must be alright. what was your wedding like?
from brightendale :
hey! just thought that you would like us to review your diary. don't worry we are new people to the reviewing thing so visit us to request http://brightendale.diaryland.com and don't forget to read the rules and scoring first!!
from desertwitch :
Yay hubby!
from sinistermo5 :
hey girl what happened to the post cards?
from eustilly :
Oh man, Timmy T. I thought I was the only one! I made an 80's CD recently, so here's my recommendations: Roxette's "Joyride" and "Must Have Been Love"; Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam's "Head to Toe"; the Bangles "Walk Like and Egyptian," Manic Monday," "Havy Shade of Winter," and "Eternal Flame"; "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" - Wang Chung; and let's not forget Debbie Gibson! :D need more? send me a note!
from olgaping :
i know what boys like and hey mickey. fucking love both of those songs. what about the go-go's? the runaways? joan jett? video killed the radio star?
from onegotaway :
Sorry, I am all head-fucky today. Moo.
from onegotaway :
I'm in one of those moods where I sigh loudly, trying to force the melancholy out of my lungs. But I have asthma, so my lung capacity isn't good enough for exacerbating melancholy. That's who.
from onegotaway :
shh... it's a secret
from tanabug :
Okay Tanabug says, "Pizza I love you." Or Else you could say that tanabug said she "loved kim". Get it? If it is the whole sentence the punctuation goes on the inside. If it is a quote within a sentence then it goes on the outside. Get it??? At least I think that's the way it goes. PS: I drive by Krispy Kreme everyday on my way home from work! HAHAH
from ladygoodman :
krispy kremes are very hard to come by around here. there is ONE store here in ontario and it is not very close to where i live. the hospital i work for makes giant orders for its employees. so someone i work with bought a box for our little office to share. i think it was just the plain kind. they are so sweet they are almost like wet. mmmm. wet.
from ladygoodman :
i had my first krispy kreme today (lost my krispy kreme virginity).
from sooner :
Oh, Pizza. It's been a while since I asked, so I was wondering if you'd had a change of heart regarding the taste of hot, steamy pizza pies? I invented a pizza with pesto sauce, roasted corn, red bell peppers, and creamy brie cheese. I cannot tell you how perfect it is. I cannot. Will you try a tiny slice?
from lexdesigns :
dude sorry i'm still alive - I moved and lost my Internet connection - as soon as it's restored we'll work out a design?
from pseudoclaire :
damn girl, you are so pretty.
from paxilbarbie :
hmmm i believe that looks like a tazer.. cross between that and a ...llama?
from bytemee :
omg...lmao...stun guns are very reliable!!!but be so careful because you have to be right up on the person to use it and can possibly be taken from you and used on you.mace is so much better,it works from 10-15ft and while the bastard is blinded and off guard,you can kick him in his balls a couple dozen times.not to mention the mace marks thier face that doesnt come off for days!oh BTW I got here from flippie.Hi.
from ravenheart :
I meant your little friends then, try to read what I wrote. Someone came by me and talked about my first comment, saying I was rude etc. Then I came back and saw that lots of people supported you on your view on my comment, in your diary. All I wanted to say was; dont let it get to you, I dont hate you, Pamela Inderson or pot. It's all good, so lets be mature now.
from susi-foo-foo :
compatible, dear
from bi-n-proud :
I meant crackola and whatever that other typo was (I forgot now).
from bi-n-proud :
I looked up crackhead diaryland, just for you, in a partial search. Everything appears to be negative, excpet there was a diary of a reformed hooker or something. Sorry I haven't gotten back to you sooner. You're still my favorite pizza hater. I don't look down on you for smoking the crazkola. Just promise you'll be careful. My ex-sister in law was on that shit...and I mean on it-on it, not just tried it a few times. She really fucked her life up. I want my next sister in law to not have those issues. *wink wink*
from ladygoodman :
yes! that's where my name is from. ; )
from invisibledon :
thanks for visiting
from whoasap :
Hey, I love your diary! you rock, and thats saying alot, because i normally dont like married people diaries. i just wanted to say that you should get freakish by saves the day, and the dream by thursday and lonely day by phantom planet. -SAP
from supasoulsis :
jarvis church - shake it off daniel bedingfield - gotta get through this erykah badu - green eyes, booty, cleva, hesi thicke - when i get you alone terrenece trent d'arby - sign your name and wishing well i could go on..but that's enough for now :)
from comment-anon :
I love 80's music :)
from ladygoodman :
i *love* your ramona banner. i just saw it somewhere and had to come tell you. hmm it's hard to think of things to tell you to download because i bet you have a lot of the same CDs as me, but i will suggest 'from chapel hill' by tami hart or something by plumtree (they are canadian, like me).
from quietlycrazy :
download Timothy by The Buoys or Faithfully by Journey. I vote Timothy!!!
from supasoulsis :
I say download Ice King by Res and Possibly Maybe by Bjork those are really great songs.
from pyxopotamus :
you should download: "we are not alone" by karla devito, "amateur" by aimee mann, "strawberry gashes" by jackoff jill, "beautiful" and "sometimes wanna die" by joydrop, "lovertits" by peaches, "fade into you" by mazzy starr (hopefully you've got that, but i couldn't let it go unnoticed), and...yeah, there you go. you inquired. those were just some chick songs i thought of off the top of my head. oh, and "gigantic" by the pixies is like one of the most fabulous songs ever.
from ravenheart :
Hey, I'm sensitive too and I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, to be rude wasn't my motive. You put your diary out here for everyone to see, maybe it's not such a good thing to do if you cannot tolerate criticism. Some people have disagreed with me and said it, I usually take it as a challenge. So should you.
from ravenheart :
I just left you a guestbook entry, but I forgot to answer one of your questions: I thought you were a boy, until I saw your picture and became confused about your gender.
from autumnal :
your design is very cute!
from btchelicious :
Ohm, pizzababy, I don't want to fight with you. Let's fight with peth instead.
from btchelicious :
I'm not being critical. I'm just asking a question. You are too sensitive (now I am being critical).
from btchelicious :
How do you even go to work and talk to strangers all the time?
from chappuh :
Hey i just checked your page because i saw the address and since i'm an avid pizza consumer, i felt compelled to tell you straight. i like your page, eating pizza, and being muscular.
from sillers :
hey, i like never check my notes and i went there today and found lots of new notes. heh.
from sinistermo5 :
Jon is totally gay! My friend saw him in at a gay bar in Providence and he had this crowd of people following him. He was cute though. But Jordan, I dont care if he had cum in his stomach, I still wanted to jump his bones.
from bi-n-proud :
Fuck msn, we'll just chat this way. hahahaha I joined a couple of rings, but haven't heard if I got approved. I probably forgot to mention it in my diary, knowing me. Go looky see. there's not much there yet, but you can add to it. :D
from bi-n-proud :
I dunno. MSN said it was shutting down for maintenence... but yes, I have a public journal. I didn't tell you? anyway, its http://tell-me-it.diaryland.com
from jadedmist :
Holy Schmoly woman, you got guts. More guts than I will probably ever have. Putting a morning picture up for the world to see. Wow. I'm speechless, yet impressed, all at the same time, haha...
from comment-anon :
Great pic. I'd post my own but I'm not that brave.
from lemonhead84 :
Just to let you know, what Mike probably did is pull a muscle in his back. I did the exact same thing, when you cough really hard repeatedly it uses a lot of your back muscles and can pull them. I just went to the ER and took some pain pills and I was fine in a few days. Don't fret, all will be well soon.
from how-i-lie :
Diane was blonde, played by Shelley Long. SHe jilted Frasier at the altar to be with Sam. And then somehow, we got Kirsty Alley as the brunette Rebecca, much bitchier :)
from faerylove :
I thought Sassy magazine just changed into Jane??? What's up with that???
from spunkbread :
i LOVE the link called "fuck." of course i had to click it. and when i found out what it was, it was delicious. i get crazy searches like that sending peeps to my diary. how re-dick! that link is the funniest thing i have seen all day!! <3
from lowkey-d :
hooray! i just saw your banner!! i started to giggle...hmmm...i can't think of anything i want for a banner...not even in my dreams!
from btchelicious :
You wash your hair?
from bi-n-proud :
hey chicky! you need to write another survey. I like your surveys.
from sinistermo5 :
When I picture myself as a rockstar I picture myself totally oblivious to anyone being there watching us. If I'm playing a sad song then I'm standing there with my eyes closed looking and feeling very intense. If its a happy song I jump up and down and run around and move spasticlly along with the music. Oh yeah and scope out chicks I wanna make out with later.
from blugurl :
your journal rawks my socks...I love Jem too.
from ladygoodman :
so what did you think of dancer in the dark? i loved it, but definitely did feel the need to kill myself after watching it!
from ravenheart :
Pamela Anderson is stupid, pot is too, but your design is not bad.
from btchelicious :
"Feel Like Making Love" is by Bad Company. Kansas did "Carry on Wayward Son" and "Dust in the Wind". It's pretty easy to mix up Foreigner, Bad Company and Kansas because the singers have similar voices.
from jamen :
Hey, we've got the same template. Rock on. I think your username is too funny. I don't know why, but it's cracking me up. Check out my diary sometime.
from autumnal :
i found you through your banner. i really like your layout.
from kirliecue :
Hey... I work for a music promotions company in Atlanta called Wiley Music. I was wondering if you might be interested in helping out with a project we have coming up in Minneapolis that you could earn $75 for. If you'd like more information, please email me at tessa@wileymusic.com. Thanks!
from bi-n-proud :
go here: http://www.80schildren.com/television/jem.htm#links
from btchelicious :
What happened to your entries? I don't see anything but links.
from btchelicious :
I love babies too! With BBQ sauce!
from btchelicious :
I'm sorry about yesterday. You and your man have every right to fuck whoever you want. I think you should have an affair if you want. Why not. I hope you have someone in mind, someone cute. Is it a boy or a girl?
from btchelicious :
Dude, they don't call me bitchy for nothing. Oh, yeah, since your man can fuck anyone he wants, I'm gonna come over there and get him to fuck me. And as far as finding the LJ, the truth is that I am a private detective, it is my job to research, sniff out and track down.
from sillers :
Ya like my profile, huh? Clare is Clare.. God I ramble on enough about her, don't I? So on a scale of 1-10 rate PRIDE!
from btchelicious :
I love you, pizzakim.
from peth :
You could answer bitchy's poll as if you were your man. I was thinking of doing that but I'm just not sure. I saw Sick. It was sad. And I think hand jobs are worth it.
from dirtelilhole :
You've seen Sick? It's so rare to find people who've even seen it, let alone like it...unless we're thinking of different movies.
from btchelicious :
Well, you're sort of boy-ish. If you want to answer any of them, you are welcome too. But it is sort of targeted to guys. Have your man answer the questions.
from btchelicious :
Hey, you didn't answer the poll, but you sort of left a mark anyway. Sign the damn poll!
from sweet-avenue :
yes, i totally will. i'm cool like that and i'm all about sharing the music love. send your address to me at sweetavenue@hotmail.com. yea!
from sweet-avenue :
No, you can get it on CD, too, AND the CD has an extra track. Email me your info and I'll burn it for you. I think I'm actually getting the Mary Timony this weekend from a friend, so I could put that on there for your sweet ass, too.
from sweet-avenue :
yea, i've got the new gossip. it's good stuff. i totally dig it. i saw them when they played in chicago like a month or two back. great show. but i'm currently obsessed with the le tigre remix cd. it's got one more track than the record! yay!
from amisan :
yeah, I know I rock ::grin:: or, well... hehe. I'm really glad someone had made a ring like that though, or I would have been forced to get a gold membership *now* and make one myself. And that would have made me completely broke ::^_-::
from sweet-avenue :
so i just took your survey. and then i read your profile and you have great music taste (read: like me). and you're funny as hell. have you heard the new mary timony? i'm broke and i haven't gotten it yet.
from manukenkun :
you just saved my sex life!
from btchelicious :
baby showers blow.
from charbar2 :
hey, sorry its a little freaky of me tto leave another note. i should probably just stop, but i jsut wanted to say thanks for apologizing and that i want to apologize too. sometimes i can be a really bitchy gay guy. ahahahahah. well whatever. he heeh eh eh eh, i like your diary though. very nice colors and stuff. bye
from sinistermo5 :
yeah right I wish I got all the girls!
from lexdesigns :
i totally was just thinking about cowgirls the other day!
from btchelicious :
I swear you are getting a buch of morons answering your surveys.
from sinistermo5 :
hey Kim I made a list of all the songs I can play in my diary. I never thought I knew that many.
from charbar2 :
yes girls can be pedophiles too...i don't stereotype. but sorry i guess your not but thats the impression i got from your survey. maybe it was a girls only survey or something. i'm sorry i'll leave any "ihatepizza" surveys to the girls. c-ya
from philferspink :
g'day. im philfer. just saying hello because i saw your name on the suicude ring and i thought i would amuse myself by saying hi. its hard to stay focused when studying for finals. so thank you, thank you very much for keeping me from doing so.
from btchelicious :
Oh, pizza, you say the sweetest things. I love you too! And I will try to take your little survey.
from bytemee :
I did change the template for now Ill just use my notes page.Im too stoned right now to deal with it..lol...thanks
from bytemee :
hi..thanks for trying to help,I dont know what happened now but some funky numbers and shit came up instead of the snippet..GRRRRRRRRRR!!!Im so screwed up.
from bi-n-proud :
my messenger is working. do you know your hotmail acct is too full? i have my AIM on. does that help you?
from btchelicious :
Did you get laid? I did and it was so easy. All I said was, "I want a quicky, no foreplay, I want it fast and hard." And it was. Also, I am a shaver. But there was a time that I was not a shaver. I was probably about your age and the razor didn't touch any part of me.
from btchelicious :
Oh, hey. Um, yeah, initiate the sex. I mean how hard is that? You just go over to him and climb on top. By the way, I want to know where you got that other template that had bette davis on it.
from olgaping :
it was bunches of fun. almost as much fun as going back and reading everyone else's repsonses! (and i like this new layout! the other made it difficult to read your entries)
from manukenkun :
heh! don't tell my mum ok?! I'm kinda cute and innocent really...
from asteroidbelt :
thanks fer the favorites listing. SANDCOCK. ahahahahhaha
from btchelicious :
Go back to the other layout with Bette on it.
from asteroidbelt :
yer new sleater-kinney shirt is hott!
from peth :
Wayne Newton, you must just let his talents sort of wash over you. And why on earth did you have the hated pizza? Couldn't you have ordered a burger and a pizza? I'm sure your man would not have minded.
from peth :
Pizza, you rock like so many soiled delicate cakes.
from btchelicious :
Oh, pizza box, I was just thinking about how much I miss you too. I really don't have any smart ass things to say right now. I'm sorry...
from bexx :
Pizza- Hey, thanks for thanking me into your ring. I don't know if you read my diary, but I did talk about seeing THE GOSSIP on my May 25th date. They are so fun. I ended up seeing Nathan after the show the next day walking with a girl. -Bexx
from sourjelybean :
Hey! Thanks for leaving us (Meg and Leigh) an note! You were the first one! YAY! Ha... but yeah, um, thanks but next time, we just gotta make it clear, no profanity. But thanks all the same! In HIM...
from bi-n-proud :
Yes, I tip. I leave very good tips. Sometimes, if the waitress is really awful, I only leave her $1, but a few weeks ago, I left a $10 tip because the girl acted so afraid that my screwed up steak was gonna cost her the job, because the boss accused her of not checking back. Truth is, I just say its okay and suffer, but the boss saw me gnawing on prime rib, or someone called him over or something....don't remember. Anyway, as long as the waitress doesn't throw stuff on the table, I leave a minimum of $1 a person, and if I'm with my kids, I throw in extra for that, too......there is always a $2 minimum.
from cutoutstars :
i have seen tracey and the plastics, 5 or 6 times. she played with le tigre when i saw them. did u know that he basis of her performance is her pretending to be the two other members of her band, nikki and cola? she dresses up different and vidoetapes herself being the other two girls and then talks to them on stage! its soooo crazy. shes sooo beautiful. and beth...ohhh beth...my best friend and i talk to her all the time, and were on the guest list for all the oregon shows. we love her. she is such a babe. just like you! hehe. xoxo.
from zoostation :
people actually have the nerve to not tip you?! that is absurd and incredibly rude! I tell you, next time that group comes and fails to tip you, yell at them, and throw a scene! damn hypocritical christians!
from cutoutstars :
you listen to delicious music. tracey and the plastics rocks my little socks off. *we're modern, yet were not so modern* and have u ever seen the gossip live? my best friend and i have seen every show theyve played here in oregon, and beth singing is like a religious experiance. you rock. x to the o-blaire
from btchelicious :
Oh, Baby, that's what I like to hear.
from btchelicious :
Do you still love me?
from a1b2c3d4 :
Er, are your pics working?
from btchelicious :
Oh, loveley hatey girl, I thought you should know that I got my period today. Are you getting a job at Hooters?
from billyidol :
Wow, I was quoted! *blushes*
from thanksbitch :
hey i did that band lyrics survey thing. it was quite fun. props to you.
from bi-n-proud :
hey chicky! I'm going to do the survey in my diary today. I don't have anything to write about anyway. Did you make lotsa bucks on Mom's Day?
from ladygoodman :
well i would head right over...but it has occurred to me that i dont know where you live - and - are you going to see the gossip while they are on their tour? i was so surprised when i found out they were coming to silly canada.
from ladygoodman :
i would post a picture...IF i had a webcam or a scanner or a gold membership or any of the crap needed to post pictures, but i don't. ; ) i got the black shirt.
from nipple-biter :
Thanks for the compliment. =0D
from sourjelybean :
This is now a new Random Note Day. And TAG! You're it!! In HIM...
from btchelicious :
Oh, pizzapie, I don't mean anything by it. Come over to my house and we can cuddle.
from btchelicious :
"Now I'm crabby."

That's pretty funny considering you always seem crabby. Sort of like stating the obvious.

from btchelicious :
You're welcome. I just thought I'd probe a little since I am The Devil's Advocate. Nothing personal. Maybe you could employee me as your personal therapist. Therapists ask these types of questions all the time. Hey, I'd even do it for free.
from btchelicious :
I have a question. If you don't trust your husband not to cheat on you, why did you marry him?
from snotgirl :
i love miss hanna. :ache: and i high five you back, because i'm addicted to them i tell you. how can i say no to the sound of smacking sing with a bit of a sting afterwards? much like a kiss. or the eating of a jalapeno.
from a1b2c3d4 :
Sometimes I dread the day my hubby's ex will come to the house to see him. Fat chance but if she ever did, I'd be as pissed off as you are.
from metalheart :
your grrrl band rings are totally rocking my diaryland world. xo.
from sooner :
I have a suggestion that could save that girl her eyes. I think the three of you should meet at your local pizzaria, share a thin crust bar-b-que chicken pizza with extra cheddar and then when she's only a few bites into her pizza, you should say, "Husband, I hate pizza! Let's make out!" And then you should grope each other right there so the other girl can see and then she will run away because all her hopes of getting her stinking claws into your man will be dashed into eight roughly equal slices, just like a pizza. And let me say that once you cut the pizza, it will never be whole again.

I'm totally on your side with all this. Let me know if you need any other ideas. I have a million of them.
from btchelicious :
That was actually your most interesting entry to date. For someone who hates men (as well as pizza), it was quite mushy.
from sooner :
One of my favorite things about pizza is that I can buy a large pie for less than ten dollars(including delivery) and that single investment turns into no fewer than four meals. It makes good financial sense.

I was wondering if you can acknowledge the benefits of pizza if only from a budgetary perspective, or if your hatred of pizza has so hardened your heart you can't even see the very clear bennefits when they are objectively presented to you. Which is it?
from thanksbitch :
yeah, i'm such a whore to these girl bands. Watch me join the bonfire madigan ring...
from sooner :
Oh, Pizza. I had a friend who used to make pizza topped with chilli, cut up weiners, onions and cheddar cheese. He called it the "Coney Islander." Even I hated that pizza. I mean, come on! It had weiners.
from peth :
Wait- why aren't all of your entries about Taco Morales anymore? I miss that.
from btchelicious :
Oh, thank {insert diety of your choice here} that your entries aren't all about Taco Morales anymore.
from btchelicious :
All of you entries are about Taco Morales.
from btchelicious :
What have you done?
from btchelicious :
i <3 ihatepizza
from btchelicious :
Yes, I am entirely riot grill insensitive. I am insensitive about lots of things. Like riot grrlllss and macaws and humans in general.
from sinistermo5 :
no I've never tried to look at my cervix. why do you ask? Isnt it like way in there? well hell I dont know, I try to not acknowledge that half of my body unless its for hygenic purposes.
from sooner :
Oh, sweet Pizza-hater,
I once had a pizza that was sort of a thick crust. It had a lovely alfredo, cheese ravioli, and the whole thing was topped off with generous heapings of dubliner cheese. It was the cheesiest mind-fuck of a pizza I've ever had. If I gave you a slice that had been cut up in small pieces and put on a bed of beet greens and ground fresh pepper over the top. And then I gave it a quick toss with a little basalmic and olive oil, could you convince yourself it was a salad and not pizza long enough to give it a try? What do you think?
from btchelicious :
By the way, I find it hard to believe that your feelings are easily hurt. After all you are a riot-grrrrl, aren't you?
from btchelicious :
But I was only agreeing with your hubby. See, he and I had a little talk and we couldn't believe that you put up that pic on the diary seeing as you have so many other nice pics of him. Mike and I agree...WE HATE THAT PICTURE!!
from sooner :
Oh, Pizza. Today is Dean's Day at the library. They are serving all the prospective students, among other things, pizza with little crab bits and shrimpies and a green pesto. If you were here, I would not even offer you any on account of you hating all pizza, even crazy gourmet pizza like the kind here. I'm one considerate mother fucker!
from a1b2c3d4 :
Just checking to see if you've got the password yet?
from peth :
I love pizza, and I love men. You seem to hate men, yet you are married to one, are you not? I am always so confused.
from btchelicious :
I realize now why you are so pissed off. You are too much the idealist. When you are older and jaded like me, you won't even care enough to get pissed off.
from kittenclaws :
hurrah! a new member of the girlgang ring! Homemade tattoos & brass knuckles are optional. xoxo
from sooner :
Oh, sweet Ihatepizza. I love gum. Do you like gum, or hate gum. If you like gum do you have any?

Also, I am interested in joining your I hate pizza diaryring, but I don't hate pizza. I'm confused about this because I feel like I would be betraying a part of myself to join, the part that loves pizza, but I want to support all my pizza hating friends. It's like when I attend services at my boy friends church. I just go because it's important to him, not because I'm a believer or anything.

Of course, that means I'm going to hell, but there's nothing sinful about loving pizza. Except for the gluttony.
from ladygoodman :
ah! you started excuse 17 and gossip diaryrings! you rule. these bands should have had rings long ago. thank you!
from peth :
I love olives. Sooner and Red both hate olives. What does this mean? It means that I love men that hate olives. I guess so.
from sooner :
you do seem to have tried them all. That's for sure! What about Calzone and Stromboli? They are pizza related, but not in and of themselves pizza. Do you hate them too?

When I first moved to New Jersey I had pizza every day because the pizza here is so much better than the pizza in Oklahoma.

I don't think your body hates your ass. It probably loves all the lemonade and pretzels.

Hey you know what I hate? I hate olives.
from sooner :
What about white pizza with spinach and tomatos? What about that? What about thick crust pizza with fresh mozzarella and basil? Bet you never thought of that. What about Mexican pizzas from Taco land?
from peth :
Welcome to the Harold and Maude ring!
from gallinula :
anyone who cites 'Geek Love' as one of their faves is extremely welcome in Ghostworld. It's great to see people with some taste take care, Cassiel
from pub-grrrl :
oneday i went to join a riot grrrl diaryring, and ended up on the notes page of the chick who runs it and found your page. woohoo for templates. anyway like your stuff.
from bikinikiller :
I read about what happened to you on the bus. That is HORRIBLE. It's just... horrible!
from be-zen :
Oh Northern Exposure and I are well well acquainted. I think I love it because it is so different to where I am from, which is Australia. I heart Chris and Ed mostly but I hate Maurice and Maggie as well. I love love the episode when selfish Dr Joel holds a dinner party with metallic tasting mushrooms. Oh Northern Exposure, how my lil heart adores you.
from be-zen :
I hate pizza too, mainly because I loath cheese. The texture = icky. My lungs are also royally fucked up, and crying my name, Kate Kate, stop filling us to the brim with tar tar tar and pot and Malboro. Sorry my little lung friends, but its a terrible addiction.
from girlthepunk :
well...yay!
from shyjewel :
how could u hate PIZZA?
from masochrist :
you rock chickie!!! i am a 32 year old weirdo/punk/me....thought i'd say hi...besides we are both in mn.

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