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from onebluegreen :
I know it has been almost four years since your last update but I still miss your entries. Think about coming back. 05/04/09
from katy-bug :
Here I am browsing through diaryland (work gives me time to do random things like this -- at times, anyway) and I see that you've updated. Wow. Just... wow. Nice to see you. :)
from katy-bug :
Hey Jon, remember me? It's been a long time and now we're in the year of 2005. Wow. Happy New Year, may it be wonderful!
from hollyt :
Smiles for you
from aigre-douce :
GOOD LUCK AND CONGRATULATIONS TODAY!!!
from aigre-douce :
Chest piece?
from aigre-douce :
I want it to be something that I don't have to worry about covering, but something I can also show to someone without getting too personal if I so desire.
from aigre-douce :
Hopefully you still check your email account that tells you you have Dland notes. Because I don't know your email, otherwise I'd just send this there. Anyway--remember how we were talking about tattoos? James has decided he doesn't mind if I get one...but first I have to get something small (i.e., not the revolvers for my first tattoo, dammit). So I came up with a small design I've been playing with for years, and am now just trying to figure out where to get it done. Obviously not on my hips, because that will interfere with the revolvers. Any suggestions? It's small.
from shortgirljay :
Yes, but you see, Lorie and I have to be true champs. Sammi is actually Samantha, and Ginny is actually Virginia. But whatever, I'm not insulted. Much. At least you haven't called me a guy yet. But if you read my diary, you'd have a pretty good chance of knowing I'm a female. Ok, I'm going to shut up now.
from aigre-douce :
Thanks! I think that suggestion sounds perfect :)
from invisibledon :
Aucun merci, je jouent pour une équipe différente que celle-là.
from futureceo :
Happy Birthday!
from shortst101 :
Happy Birthday to YOU!
from invisibledon :
Then they would be triple nipple trio
from onebluegreen :
I hope you have a Merry Christmas!
from invisibledon :
Happy Holidays -2003
from aigre-douce :
Happy Thanksgiving!! Hope you're feeling better.
from aigre-douce :
Any ideas yet?? I'm disappointed I haven't gotten to talk to you lately. At least update! Hmph.
from alwaysaroura :
I just started diaryland yesterday but I love your journal. It is great! I was actually attracted to your choice in movies. I love all of those movies and it is so true that althought those 80s movies are on constantly I can't resist watching any of them. I mean can anyone really resist Long Duck Dong? Hilarious.
from aigre-douce :
Zut!! I may just have to do what you suggested, then. I don't want my brother seeing all those naked girls (ever noticed how Kubrick is obsessed with perfect bodies??), and I certainly don't think he should see the threesome scene... Maybe I'll just let him see the original....while subtly giving him something that will make him sick, at the same time certain scenes are playing. Just kidding! Hmph....He's 15, but none too mature, and extremely violent and obnoxious without reason. Hmm, I'll be thinking more on this one. So I take it she liked the gift????
from heyjude85 :
lol you're so in love that it makes me sick, but I'm really happy for you two. Good luck with the Boston thing... sitting and waiting's a horrible thing. You'll make it though :) she seems really trustworthy.
from crnflkgirl :
sorry, didn't know the method to the madness. Hope you found the Frog Suit and got to turn into someone's prince!
from invisibledon :
Happy Halloween 03
from loriebug :
congratulations, and good luck. :)
from aigre-douce :
Hey you! Sorry you haven't been feeling well, hope you have a great evening/day!
from soverycherry :
Thanks for the advice on the "thing" tonight - I'm still in denial that I am actually participating. I might just do exactly what you said, complete with "NEXT!" and sweeping hand gestures. If I'm not too drunk already, which hopefully I will be!! Have a great weekend!
from invisibledon :
the SNAW does have some ironic flair but it's even stranger still in that they have exactly the same three initials - but alas it doesn't matter most likely I won't be writing a lot about her now
from loriebug :
Many people believe that marriage is a one-shot deal. You're supposed to be pledging yourself to another person for the rest of your life. It's not like a boyfriend/girlfriend thing where it's a little easier to say hey, this isn't working, on to the next prospect. I'm not saying that this is what you should believe or what I believe or what everyone believes, but just that it's what many people believe, and that's one reason people continue to work on marriages even when it's hopeless. And sometimes it looks hopeless but turns out not to be. Ask me about my parents sometime. And I owe you an email - I'll try to get to it tomorrow.
from aigre-douce :
I laughed sooooooo hard at the Red Couch note. Thank you very much. See, and now you have another one! My aunt owned a pair of really ugly couches, but they were the most comfortable things in the world. They also liked to suck people in, hence the reason I bring them up. I may have to go visit Misty, just to see the couches, haha.
from aigre-douce :
Ahhh, the red couches. Lovely.
from onebluegreen :
Congrats on the weight loss and the new pants! That is one commericial I think we all want to see I wonder if Fergie will agree? Technicially if those clothes don't fit and you aren't going to wear them again, then you don't have to wash them . . .
from heyjude85 :
Yeah, I suppose you're right o-great-one. I just feel horrible about freezing up like that because I do it EVERY time. It's so impersonal to just type it into a little white box. But you're right, he does know. It's just nice to hear it back every once in a while :-|.
from aigre-douce :
You have a great taste in music, and I'm very impressed with the cd's you bought, ESPECIALLY the Outkast one. I love it! Which side do you like best, or can you decide??
from heyjude85 :
I too have a reputation :) lol the shrew. Go figure!
from heyjude85 :
married this weekend!? Am I the only one that noticed that? :-\
from heyjude85 :
My baleigh's cuter :-| LOL
from loriebug :
Okay, three things: 1)I love Get Fuzzy! So does my entire family. 2)I own the Worst Case Scenario Sex/Dating whateveryoucallit book. And it wasn't a gift. 3)Amelie is one of my favorite movies. Word.
from mugbug226 :
It was nice to see cosi.. it's been years since I went and I just lived down the road. Great pics =)
from heyjude85 :
LOL thanks for the linkage!
from onebluegreen :
Ha ha ha ha I like the Grim Weeder. Gosh I wish someone would fear me.
from jonzo :
okay, sorry, i thought you were picking on my shooes.
from invisibledon :
jackass?? :O OMG I think I'll cry now cause you talked badly to me - oh boo hoo boo hoo - ok I'm better now
from courtneymay :
i've been thinking about it all week, and they've called me twice to ask questions in the last few days. so glad i'm not there right now!
from heyjude85 :
**Tackles** update lovely ;) update
from invisibledon :
Have a great holiday weekend 8/29/03
from blurtzdaduck :
::looks to see if Jonzo is looking...sneaks up from behind and jumps on his back:: ...... ok Judith said you needed some tackles and I needed a piggy-back ride I havn't had one in so long so I thought I would do a sneak attack instead of a tackle hehehe Tackling is for Judith anyway. LoL Anyways... I'M A FIRST TIME NOTER!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Later Dude!
from gumphood :
Jude was just upset cause its was all her!!! tee hee. I still love it Jonzo. I will let you know when I put the bike pics up!!
from heyjude85 :
yay :-D lol I got two hits from your site today! Thanks for linking me :).
from heyjude85 :
**tackles**
from heyjuderevu :
Ahem, I'm noting you from my business account. Therefore I have to be professional :-|. LOL screw that... **Tackles** I clicked on your site like 4 or 5 times today, you owe me. Yes, you owe me random 3am "I'm so high" phone calls **cackles**
from crnflkgirl :
I believe you know that those protestors do not have rational conversations with pro-choice people, but you know, hey thanks for being pro-choice...there's going to be a huge march on washington on April 25 By the way, thanks too for saying you don't hate me even if you do. I certainly do not hate you, in fact, I did what I did because I do not hate you or myself...we are both going to be the people we want to be and I'm proud of you!
from diary-rating :
Your diary rating is (finally) ready for pick up, http://diary-rating.diaryland.com/pickup.html (sorry it took so bloody long)
from heyjude85 :
LOL it's sad you really needed to put that up there. Anyhow, I think the joke should sorta... be put to rest anyway, maybe people are really thinking we're dating. I'm gonna delete that from my diary. Sorry about that.
from heyjude85 :
Yeah, I know, I feel like shit for including that little bit, but I worry what others think way too often. Gah :(
from courtneymay :
word.
from gumphood :
3 Bikes 76 truimph 97 Vulcan and a 2003 Kawaski Mean Streak. You have convinced me to post them. Bastard!!! Good job with the weight.
from heyjude85 :
Hey you sexy beast... **recomposes** Yeah, damn firewalls and their productiveness. CURSES. Well, I could aways email you back and forth all day, is it still the same one you gave me? Anyhow, note me back.
from heyjude85 :
Well well well Mr. Jonzo... we meet again. **glares knowingly** UPDATE DAMN YOU, UPDATE :) that is all.
from lilstephymae :
I like your profile.....its glad to see im not the only lazy bastard lol
from heyjude85 :
lol it's nearly friggin 3am and here I sit READING UPDATES. Update your friggin diary, you can't just leave your loyal readers in suspense like that. :) Have a good Friday!~The Nerd
from heyjude85 :
grrr... lol... Okay, so I am a bigger nerd than you... what do you want from me!? **pouts**
from crnflkgirl :
I DO read your diary, even when I don't have time and I don't read anyone else's and I don't undate my own for a month...because I love who you are!
from heyjude85 :
found some more stuff about what we talked about... it all adds up. Email me: J_M_S_85@hotmail.com
from onebluegreen :
Yep. It was Homocide. I loved that show.
from invisibledon :
Felix Unger Can Kick don't you know Boy wonder
from invisibledon :
HUh?
from uclafan87 :
ahh yeah! down with the marune and orange..and nice joke about Paul Thompson..tee..and Eepity Eep! I had to lock my diary...(damn creepy horny stalker guys at my school..) Username:green -password: jeep
from uclafan87 :
we must hold hands, join together and kill all hokies.
from onebluegreen :
COOOOOOLLLL! :-)
from onebluegreen :
Heck yeah -- I collect them.
from heyjude85 :
**smacks the hell out of invisibledon** :) just thought I'd say hi!
from crnflkgirl :
You know why sometimes I really know I love you?! Even though we would not pick all the same songs and there are some on your list I have to question and I know you question at least all the Barbara Streisand songs I would put on mine, You picked Galileo! I believed in that as a true love song when I was 15 and so it only took me 10 years for me to find a man who thought so too. So, I don't want to be nasty skinny, but you do think I look hot right?
from crnflkgirl :
Oooh! So now I am a supermodel or is that an insult and I=supermodel as 5:45am=gentleman's hour and ebay=saks and FAO? Dude, you better save yourself and say that I am a supermodel!
from invisibledon :
It’s Jude’s birthday http://heyjude85.diaryland.com go wish her happy birthday please.
from nicoleprice :
Jonz! I love "Bologna - What a funny meat" the best so far. Hope you're doing great and life is being good to you and your pup. Take care, -Melissa
from loriebug :
hey jonzo I just went to start adding an entry and i saw your banner ad at the top of my page and i squealed as if i'd just seen my mother getting arrested on national television! whee! i clicked on it btw. :)
from invisibledon :
woOOOOO OOOOOO OOOOOO Tarzan boy - freak on Z101 is a true genius with the musix mix
from loriebug :
I got a link! sweet! swank trivia...I'll have to be sure to key his Lexus if I ever see it around town...
from loriebug :
hey, thanks for adding me to your favorites! if I get some Jello Pudding Pops I'll bring some back for you!
from crnflkgirl :
walk on eggshells often?
from nicoleprice :
Hey Baby. What's your sign? Come here often? Is that a mirror in your pocket? Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven?
from onebluegreen :
You Bah Humbug of a Valentine's Day bastard (I mean that in the best of ways) I hope you enjoy your dinner tonight. It sounds nice and very non-public. Think of us freecheese eating and wine slurping singos out for our gallery crawl.
from invisibledon :
Happy Valentines Day @-'--- oh I know you lub me thisssssssssssssssss much
from invisibledon :
Cheese and rice you phuckin updated are you alright buddy - do you need me to call the paramedics or anything sit down have a beer dont over do it
from nicoleprice :
Hi Super J, I removed the password. It was unnecessary and wasted several seconds of both my precious time and that of my friends, so eh. Whatever. Life is already too complicated. Why add to it. I hope you have a great day, Super J. -Melissa
from nicoleprice :
So what are your weekend plans, Sweet Thang? Tonight I'm going to Ursula's, which will most likely end up in me receiving delicious food and drink and delightful conversation. A night at Ursula's is always good. Tomorrow I will work some. Play some. Sunday, I'm going to see my family and talk and laugh our heads off. Hope your weekend is very nice and/or fun. Take care, -Melissa
from nicoleprice :
Actually, the silence started b/c our access was restricted. But you know, people grow apart. boss is back gotta go.
from nicoleprice :
Hi Dr. J, I hope all is well. They're working on something in the back office and had to bring up the i-net connex, so for a limited time only even I can surf the internet! Boy, it is as if I dropped off the face of the earth. I haven't seen hair nor hide of ID. Or heard from him, rather. Life's been good, except for The Job. I'm going to have to overcome my fear and start looking around for something else. Funny how fear will paralyze you. Other than that, life is good. I'm doing my thing, kickin' butt, being Melissa. All is well over here. I hope all is well over there. Talk to you again. -Melissa
from invisibledon :
Class thursday 23rd 6pm dont' forget thanks you are da bomb - see ya in a week or so
from courtneymay :
i am having a party friday night. will you bring crnflkgrl and spread the word. you know the extension - 250
from ursaminor2 :
hehehe I just checked in on you and you BY FAR win the worst two days ever award! I wanna hear more. BTW that last one doesnt count as an update
from nicoleprice :
And the villagers formed a giant ring around the man who singlehandedly saved them from the hydra. Joining hands and voices, they sang joyfully into the summer night air, "Jonzo oh Jonzo, oh how we all love Jonzo. He saved us from the beasty rot and now we love the man a lot." To this day, children in Scotland and Wales still sing this song. One man, one mission, one heart of gold. The end. -Melissa
from invisibledon :
holy broken keyboard batman jonzo updated
from invisibledon :
Happy New Year
from invisibledon :
Happy Holidays
from invisibledon :
A vas you seadog -whar is yar sward and swap the poop deck matey
from crnflkgirl :
so many women so little time jonzo
from nicoleprice :
Hi Booby.
from nicoleprice :
Well, The Man left and returned too damn quickly. I ended up taking ID's advice and when Schizo left I belted-out "DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY!" And Little Boss and I laughed our heinies off. For a moment, anyway. Then Schizo returned, a swirling gray cloud of doom hovering in his wake.
from nicoleprice :
I heart you, Jonzo. You're hilarious. More later when The Man leaves for lunch.
from nicoleprice :
looks like I missed ya by this much. You zigged when I zagged. Well, have a good night, J.
from nicoleprice :
Hi there! Mr. Fuckety-fuck. Wanna chat?
from nicoleprice :
I can't believe you said "picking my ass." OMG. LOL. Wow. Okay. So. Where were we? Xmas gifts: This year, I am getting everyone gift certs for nice restaurant. Works for me. Except for Ursula and Irina. They get special foo-foo presents 'cause they are my favorites. Oh wow, how funny: I forgot this isn't email, and that what I'm writing here is public. Art vending machine? Now THAT'S clever! I love it! I will try to submit something to you. Hey, can I say I like you without it looking like I'm flirting? I don't think many people hear it often enough. HEY JONZO, I LIKE YOU!!! OOH! SCANDAL, SCANDAL!! Have a great night, -Melissa
from nicoleprice :
can't talk boss here more later
from nicoleprice :
What are you doing there, Mr. Jon? Talk to me.
from nicoleprice :
SWBG 501: Hero's Kiss and Fade-out.
from nicoleprice :
SWBG 401: Saving the Girl.
from nicoleprice :
SWBG 301: Superficial Wounds and Torn Clothing
from nicoleprice :
Hi! Boy, I read the first 6 or so of your d entries and wow! Quite a temper you have there. No wonder we get along. Oh, the George thing, forget about it. The only information you had to go on, was what my pissed-off, emotional ass provided you. How could anyone come to any other conclusion than what you did. I'm still feeling a bit insulted though. I mean, come on, everyone needs counseling in some form or other. Hello? What are diaries for? Duh. Oops. There I go again - - being bitter. You take care of your brilliant, bad-ass self, okay?
from nicoleprice :
Hey YOU! You made me laugh out loud, you silly you. What's hapnen with you on this quiet night? Or is yours quiet?
from nicoleprice :
Hi Sweets. Man, I feel awful for shredding George in front of people but, what was said was said and I won't edit it out. What good would it do anyway. George isn't the reason I'm leaving, incidentally. Just a tiny part of several reasons. It was a great experience, and unbelievably cathartic, but I am just done with it; that's all. Notes, on the other hand, are still on the menu! Hee hee. Thank you for writing me. I appreciate your kindness, J. I'll talk to you later [insert a virtual hug here].
from nicoleprice :
Hi Jonzo. Fear not, your brilliance will prevail. You shall reach the summit of deeply-gratifying vindication. Just try not to smirk when you achieve it; that pisses people off. Take care, -Melissa
from ursaminor2 :
YEAH!!!!!!!! I figured out HTML!!!!!!!just gotta tell the world!!!
from onebluegreen :
That is weird then. Maybe the Devil has moved his portal to near your basement and you are getting kick back heat from Hell. Not a lot you can do about that one.
from ursaminor2 :
gotta agree with onebluegreen you might have to wait until you once again "change your core body temp". That sucks. Must say though your parents must be WAY cooler than mine for you to consider moving back there. I am currently debating whether the homeless shelter is a better alternative for me....... hmmmmmm.....Thanks for the advice, I will try that next time! Good luck!
from onebluegreen :
hahahaha JC on a Saltine. My family favorites were Jesus H. Christ and Christ on a Crutch. Not to be chewed out for pointing out the obvious it is so friggin' hot in the basement because you have gotten used to a 40 degree bedroom. That is my ten cents my two cents are free.
from invisibledon :
oh I was going to say something really smart ass but you might come up here and bitch slap my silly ass - how you doing?
from ursaminor2 :
bummer....that sucks, I guess I understand. I have a low tolerence for freezing to death myself. I will be checking in with you. See ya!
from ursaminor2 :
eh! I forgot to mention the house thing! eeekkk! ya can't move out! It is your great grandmothers!! and some bitch has control of it!! You already put @#$% of money into it! AND it seems only a matter of time before ya sell your house. Granted ya get to put up with pycho bitch from hell until then(I feel your pain) but but but.....dont give up so easy! Is the end not worth the means? In response to her crazy behavior....when she tries to show the house just make sure it is the mess, ya know dirty dishes, undies on the floor, hair in the bathtub and sink....What can she do? NADA. By the end of the year she will be happy to have a buyer(that being you of course). Gees...I feel your pain......
from ursaminor2 :
hehe I swiped you from my girl nicole price, and the "butt ugly girls at hogwarts" had me laughing (btw I was worried about HER visiting HIM. Urs: "YOU ARE FLYING WHERE!")anyway, I was debating grimly harry's future prospects also, but my mind was put at ease with the thought that 1. Surely they will start tweezing hermoine's eyebrows by the next film, they usually do when they start looking older and 2. Ron's younger sis (jenny?) has potential as a hotty, and also has a huge crush on harry...you can sleep soundly now.
from crnflkgirl :
Sorry...I did know 2 of the songs...I wonder whose Lucious Jackson CD you were listening to...hmmm. Am on my way to update..would tell you my sobb story about why I haven't had time to, but you already know it too well.
from nicoleprice :
Hi Sugarplum! That's nice of you to check in on me. Was today's heaviness the impetus? If so I'm fine -- I dive down, touch the bottom, and then I shoot right back up. I liked your song quiz. I caught the Soundgarden & PJ and SoaD and a few others, even Brandy. I'll be in touch. Have you spoken to our correspondent out in the field? You take care! Note back soon! Like, Melissa
from onebluegreen :
http://aineko9.diaryland.com/older.html
from onebluegreen :
OMG. I've done that thing with Alf too! Good answers.
from nicoleprice :
Wheee! Now you've got me ROTFLMAO too! You have an awesome day today 'cause you ROCK! -Melissa
from onebluegreen :
http://sicktrick.diaryland.com -- don't know if this is for real or not but . . .
from crnflkgirl :
Well, well aren't you asking for something you are not doing?
from nicoleprice :
Hi there! Thank you for your note. I see you are blessed with a kickbutt sense of humor, so I look forward to reading you d from this day forward. I didn't realize you had one 'til D told me last night. Thank you for being awesome. I think you're the best! Love & Respect from Texas. -Melissa
from onebluegreen :
I know you wanted an regular dlander who suddenly quit but this one is kind of funny. Who makes one entry and quits? Even cienfuegos managed two. http://bigdickard.diaryland.com
from onebluegreen :
I am hoping they are a crack team (as in sharp not users) of volunteer police and not a bunch of Hi Sheriff flunkies. The tag team 911 call is funny but the only reason drunk dude released my hand was b/c the phone rang (my similarly prearranged call with the Blonde). I told the drunk dude Halloween/crying woman needing to use my phone story at the dinner thingy last night. I think it has comic potential. I have discovered two things -- either people don't think it is a big deal or people think it is a huge deal and lecture me on the evils of humanity and why I need to learn to be rude. This is true without even knowing the background details about the repeated buglargies and the former owner's jail career. Only a few sickos like myself laugh usually by the time they get to me shouting at the crying woman that "I can't open the door." NOW this is a NOTE!
from invisibledon :
how you doin'?
from invisibledon :
fixed it - oh and go jon's money this week
from invisibledon :
thats King of the Bastards
from invisibledon :
Ok on your theory about where do they go - here is one for you she just stopped out of the blue - http://heidifierce.diaryland.com
from invisibledon :
you know what you've never signed my note page only my g-book - strange
from invisibledon :
HAPPY TUESDAY
from courtneymay :
jonzo, rhymes with gonzo, a puppet with fuzzy hands and a nose that honks, and i'm sure i will see you later tonight, and we can all congregate at the big table as i'm so weary of separatists, and i promise to a good girl and drive myself home
from onebluegreen :
Is this going to be like your Fozzie Bear tennis shoes?
from crnflkgirl :
Where's my billet-doux?
from crnflkgirl :
Will you be alone this eve?
from invisibledon :
But Christina was at the VMA's on stage adn Shakara was in the audiance they can't be the same people
from invisibledon :
WAKE UP I'M UP YOU NEED TO BE AWAKE OK MAYBE NOT IT'S NEARLY 3AM ON A TUESDAY WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPS i'M NOT SURE i'LL EXPLAIN LATER ASK ME ABOUT IT
from jonzo :
Don-You rock, thanks for being my first note, hopefully many more will follow. HINT-HINT.
from invisibledon :
WOO HOO I'm your first note dude

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