messages to kneesocks:
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from adianoeta :
oh, i wish i had your password!! jlrainesatgmail if you feel like allowing me to peek back into yr life.
from siopup :
hi! can i have the password? long time reader from australia. i'm pretty sure we have no connection whatsoever, but i dig reading you.
from allular :
hey it's jes...formally wunderweib...haven't looked anyone up for a while...but i REALLY miss you banter...so um...email me or something...this password this is well...not what i was hoping for ;) hope all in your life is going well! smooches, jes lilbeatgrrl@hotmail.com
from seven-point5 :
May I also have your password? salinedream@hotmail.com Thanks!
from jillspill :
May I have a password to keep reading you? spill1006@hotmail.com
from moonsocket :
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET TO YOU! i'm going thru the same shit of sneaking little spies trying to make sense of and warp every little word i put on the screen into something they can relate to or something they can understand, when the whole reason i started writing here was for me and no one else but me. not for them. so fuck em if they don't get it. it would suck for you to be gone forever, but i think we'd understand if you left. it's been a pleasure reading, miss socks. ♥.
from moonsocket :
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET TO YOU! i'm going thru the same shit of sneaking little spies trying to make sense of and warp every little word i put on the screen into something they can relate to or something they can understand, when the whole reason i started writing here was for me and no one else but me. not for them. so fuck em if they don't get it. it would suck for you to be gone forever, but i think we'd understand if you left. it's been a pleasure reading, miss socks. ♥.
from haberdasher :
oh no, does another one bite the dust?
from vla :
I think you should just lock, but that's because I don't want to stop reading you, dear socks. You'll be missed! But I understand. I can't imagine how weird it would be to have real life people reading me (that I knew about.)
from vla :
Oh no! That happens to me sometimes when I'm, um, having too much fun. I went to the doc. and she asked me how often I was having sex, so I told her. She got this look on her face like I had just admitted to having sex with midgets for blow or something. She was a prude. Here is my advice that you probably already know: pee after sex! And drink a lot of water and take cranberry pills or drink the juice (but the pills are easier.) If it doesn’t go away: antibiotics. The end.
from indie-anna :
people who send weird myspace messages with links to things you've written really ARE idiots.
from hamiltonian :
check out the film arizona dream
from useafork :
thanks. its just so awful. after a year of nothing - this. and what bad timing. im just scared and confused right now so i guess it seems worse than it is but then again i've never been the best at dealing with adversity.
from vla :
o, good luck.
from vla :
I know that kind of pain that leads to destructive shit. I'm sorry that you're in that place right now. D sounds kinda like my boy when he's in a bad place, and you sound kinda like me during those times--like you want to cling onto him for reassurance (that he loves you, that he won’t leave) and it kind of freaks him out. Stay strong within your self and let him be a bit. Especially if he deals with anxiety/depression. Let him sort out his shit. It doesn't mean that he doesn't love you; it might just be how he processes stuff. It took me a *long* time to understand that, but I'm a lot better off now that I have. I don’t know if this is the case with you guys though. Take care & I hope you at least get your phone sorted so you can talk this shit out with your girls.
from ponyluv :
:( don't cut yourself sweetie. i was a cutter for many many years and the scars never go away, it's painful (and embarassing) to be reminded of these kind of hard times every time you or anyone else looks at your arms. take care <3
from runwithme :
Haha, what's worse; the fact he goes to 11 different porn sites or the fact that he doesn't bother to clear the browser history. I mean, c'mon dude, cover your tracks at least. I'd boil that mouse pad and keyboard if I were you. And about Chicago, maybe you can find a job there and then start your own company out there on the side? But definitely find a job before you get out there. Speaking from experience, being in new city and trying to find a job will drive you insane.
from vla :
I don't get it; wouldn't it potentially be a chance for him, for your company, to expand? Couldn't it be a good thing? Also, aren't you partners? Don't you have a say? (Um, I need to quit with all the question marks. Sorry.)
from indie-anna :
perfect! we can go boating together & wear striped shirts & white shorts this summer cause i'm gettin' one too. woohoo!
from useafork :
yes, we do need to hang out more. unfortunately i have been monster dungeon rotten tooth beast this week, and havent shown my face. perhaps tonight we could make a meet up at the shamrock or something seeing as i will be at the cherry pit wathcing the husband play his stupid guitar. i will email.
from indie-anna :
that's right. i don't wanna sound like a mom, but i'm not letting you do that shit when you get here. xo.
from claire3 :
Hey. I haven't read your diary in a while, but congrats on deciding to move to Chicago. I moved here (Chi) for good, after going back and forth for a few years...last spring. It is a great place to break out of the sameness of a town that is getting you down. I can't forsee myself ever getting bored! One thing though, parking is a bitch. Once you start looking for a place, I may warn you about a really terrible landlord/leasing company...(Don't want to write it here in case they do a search or something...) Take care!
from haberdasher :
i have oxycodone if you want it
from stereogirl :
Wearing shoes sans socks for one day won't ruin them, I should know as I hate wearing socks. Only in winter do I wear them, with boots. Tomorrow will be better. It will have socks, for one thing.
from omnipre5ence :
I agree.
from sephiragrace :
great tattoo! '77 is my birthyear too. :)
from breadisdead :
NICE TATTOO - it's also the name of a rather fancy Ash album *high five*
from haberdasher :
hahahahaaa THAT'S THE YEAR WE WERE BORN! i get it! i get it!
from halfdevoured :
I hope that the rest of your week is better. And let me also say that your tattoo is AWESOME! I need to post photos of my tattoos in my diaary. Hell, I just need to post in my diary. I've been keeping to myself and far too withdrawn for long enough now...I need to crawl out of my shell and write again. I'm starting a second diary along with my current one...I'm setting it up now. If you're interested, I'll pass you the link. And hey--you and your tattoo rock!
from breadisdead :
phew + hurrah!
from kateisgr8t-- :
Hi kneesocks! I LOVE John Cusack so much. He is the cutest boy alive.
from indie-anna :
fuuuck, heather. on yr arm? i'm getting mine this weekend too - on. my. arm. my left forearm. i swear to god, woman, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!
from breadisdead :
may i have the password? i hope everything is allright..
from lloydskater :
did you change your password?
from useafork :
white belt eh? shame on you. i thought you knew better.
from indie-anna :
uhm, yeah. and i happen to know of a really, really kick ass apartment you could, uh, stay at, while visiting this wonderful city you're speaking of. eh hem. get here. nowwww.
from stereogirl :
Hey kneesocks, I would love to have a password! Anyone who reads vla is a friend of mine...
from useafork :
aww.happy thanksgiving! that was worded better than any pilgrim shit i've ever heard!
from breadisdead :
it is wierd because i keep hearing that pavement song on the radio. seriously it has been on like a bajillion and fifty times! yay! yay you too! : D
from haberdasher :
you know what the tattoo should be? the text of that entry. that would definitely be meaningful.
from indie-anna :
oh. god. yet another episode of the oh-how-scary-heather-and-sarah-share-a-brain show: i'm getting a tattoo next week, and i've always felt the same way. i change my mind every 15 minutes, so i've never done it because i knew no matter what i got, i would probably hate it three days later. but there's one i've been thinking about for a long time, and just recently when my grandfather died something happened that was so weird that it actually seemed meant to be. so i say yes. if there's something important to you, do it. you won't regret it. just don't get "dustin" tattooed across yr ass, kay? ;) xo.
from shakefist :
those photobooth pictures are so cute. I love the last one.
from vla :
I () chicago. I () it so very much. You should come check it out at least. And the fact that the old boy hates it should be proof enough that it kicks all kinds of ass, right?
from runwithme :
That urge to move to Chicago...that's actually New York behind it calling to you. C'mon, Chicago is like diet caffeine free Red Bull, what's the point? New York is the real deal. You are a New York girl, you just need to move over here already! You guys would have a blast. Have a fun trip to OK!
from vla :
Of course you deserve all this happiness! And true friends would expect the best for you always. Carry on with all this; it sounds great to me. And it sounds like entirely the right tempo to me too. It seems like it’d been o-va for a good long while with the other one before it was ever made concrete.
from useafork :
you know, by what youre saying, this may be your first love.how funny, youve been with somebody for nine years but this so sounds like your first REAL thing. i still remember aarons math-kid sheets from when he was like ten and remember the smell and how i never wanted to wash a single thing again. enjoy it - it goes fast. but yay! how goddamn exiting (sp? im drunk) but again - whoo!
from sephiragrace :
i really like reading your diary, may i please have the password? <3
from hungryghost :
If you're still open to the anonymous readership, could I pretty please have your password? matin@bust dot com
from halfdevoured :
I was away for a long time...no Internet service after moving, but I finally have it again. I wanted to continue reading, but your diary is locked. Will you be re-opening? Or may I request a password? Or would you like to stay completely private? Whatever the answer, I hope that you are doing well. Thanks!
from its-all-odd :
may i please keep reading your diary? send the word to diet_coke_love_whats_inside@hotmail.com *sigh* all's i can do is ask nicely..thank u if i can
from useafork :
whoa there. better stick a pin in that head before it blows up on ya. just joking.
from lloydskater :
any chance i can still view your diary?
from haberdasher :
actually, i don't have a beard. and my guitar playing is average at best, not really badges of coolness m'lady
from vla :
Ha! I was reading some of your old entries too because I am *so* freaking bored at work... and yeah, thinking the same thing you just wrote regarding the boy. p.s. were, are, and always will be cool, ms socks.
from ponyluv :
So at first I wasn't gonna ask for a password cos I figured that maybe you just need to lock your diary for a bit, but now I think I might ask for one :) email ponyjasper AT msn DOT com. Also I wanted to say that I do have a semi-active diary at meeker.diaryland (not updated very often at all), just cos I think it's rude for me to ask to read yours when i ostensibly don't have one myself!! <3 take care...
from shakefist :
may I be let in?
from useafork :
ok no new password. integer computer glitch. but yeah. dont we all wish we could have that? I cant count how many times I wish I had a version of aaron in different versions physically but with the same mentality. however, we are in very different situations....but I understand the feeling. From my past I get it. Its fucking hard.
from useafork :
ahem. new password? wtf? can i have it?
from vla :
caught up. sounds like you're absolutely doing/done the right thing. so go on now and have some fun. be happy and don't apologize for it. you fucking deserve it 100%. why the hell not?
from vla :
you've rightly been emailed, so lemme in!
from breadisdead :
may i have the password to get in?! :(
from indie-anna :
it's unbelievable how hard it is to do even when you're the one doing it. <3 <3 <3
from siopup :
locked?!
from haberdasher :
metaphor mania. i feel really bad about the :ahem: dead ivy, but also for the house it was meant to keep beautiful.
from useafork :
i too will be attending the killers tonight. perhaps i will see you there.
from useafork :
monkey - you are not an old lady with her dogs. You are a sexy bitch with leg warmers who gets crazy. that sucks that jasons always gone, but figure it this way - at least you got a bunch of friends to hang with and that you are dignified enough not to cheat - just to have a good time.
from vla :
ps, I am also so *old*. 21-year-old bishes better shut the hell up. You need to make some older friends, who still like to go out. It feels better sometimes.
from vla :
hot! and, congratulations! I am sure the bralessness played no role...
from breadisdead :
hey lady, you have nice boobies. *high five*
from useafork :
Hey! Your boobs ARE far apart. You told me but I never noticed. I too suffer (actually, I think its hot) for seperated boobie syndrome.
from useafork :
can you make sure that you bring some of those specal things to my birthday please? i have some special things potentially procured but god knows you can never have enough at a party.
from katac0mbs :
hi i'm kat, just happened upon your journal and wanted to tell you that its not so bad knocking doors to get votes, I did it for the entire month of september and the more ghetto neighborhoods are better than the nice ones. although i think its easier in iowa because we can sign the lazy voters up for absentee ballots and then pick them up from them, thusly eliminating any work aside from the actual voting part.
from useafork :
no, but they were the huge slices from nicolos. then, it gets worse. i came home from work and felt like consuming more salt so i ate like fifty veggie corn dogs. needless to say, its salad and cigarettes for me today. i feel like tammy faye baker - all teary, greasy and fat.
from ponyluv :
i wanted to be involved in this election somehow and so i did a rock the vote registration drive. it was really depressing and i only got like 15 people to register (14 of whom won't vote, i'm sure). it's hard to be "involved". don't worry about it.
from seven-point5 :
hi, i passworded my diary. the username is dirtylinda and the password is 1234. take care!
from indie-anna :
you know, i think that kind of stupid shit happens to us as a way of balancing out the fact that we're so rad normally. it proves we're human. just really really hot humans who kick way more ass than anyone else could ever dream of kicking.
from useafork :
duuuude! I LOVE that first house! The inside is amazing! Holy shit I want it. I dont know if we can afford that much - even though its not that expensive the first mortgage people we talked to told us that a 200,000 house would give us a 1200 mortgage - which isnt bad, but its still a little more than Id like to pay. Because then I couldnt buy so many pairs of shoes.
from backflip029 :
do u have a web site of your pics and things or just the one on your diary? i think youre kinda fascinating... yeah. love to see more.
from useafork :
What you have to do is saturate the market with photos, random comments, and other snipey things regarding wedding rings. I came home from Vegas with an entire Tiffanys book for him to read. I agree with you on the paper thing - I want the bling and the party. But I gotta ask - why white gold and not platinum? I fucking love platinum.
from useafork :
Hey titbags - are you going to the thing tomorrow? I want to talk to you about house purchasing and loan getting and all those stupid things. I'm interrogating the home owner friends for info. See you tomorrow probably.
from vla :
I totally relate to that suffocating feeling when home for even, like, a minute. And also? You in your cute sunglasses!
from andy-tai :
hrm. i just read through your journal. don't get creeped out when you notice a million views today. it was just me being creepy.
from haberdasher :
oh my god, i see it. i think you are a dead woman. plain as day. you're a goner.
from backflip029 :
no dying anytime soon... sometimes some things are better left unsaid. i know that sucks, but i find it to be true...
from useafork :
Nah. You just look like you have to poop and it's making you smile. You know how that happens to little kids? When they have to poop really bad they kind of smile but they don't know it. I think you'll be all right. ;)
from sephiragrace :
i love the entry about the bee sting boy. :)
from siopup :
haha, he CRIED?!
from runwithme :
Wow, is Joe Queer really on heroin?
from runwithme :
2 things. 1) For mice, get this poison called Decon. I used it in school when we had mice. What happens is the mice eat and take it back to the rest and they all die. But the best is the Mice sort of evaporate from the poison and no smell! 2) I've shaved my head all my life but now I have curly hair so I don't know what to do with it. I'm scared.
from design-doll :
your entries crack me the fuck up heather, seriously, you make my afternoons! your diary would be a rockin coloumn in some magazine and i'm not even kidding! hey, i love the bush panties, in fact, i'm wearing them today- pink panties, pink skirt, yow! i hope your toe-nail extravaganza went well... i saw pictures of marilyn monroe in sandals once, and her toenails were long like fingernails, EW. so don't let them get like that, ok? anyways, do you want me to sell bush panties for your work here in cali next weekend? b/c i'll totally do it- in fact, i would promote your label and crap too if you want- ok, talk soon. xo
from claire3 :
Have you seen the Paul Frank Transyvania T-shirt? What happens in Transylvania.... And. I think Chex mix was made for people who have been drinking. Just another response to a previous entry..as I have been drinking and have just eaten Chex Mix...and have had to retype this like four times.
from soundsfishy :
Do love your 4 year plan. Thought you would like this: http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html
from useafork :
If you are talking about Karen she wont give a shit. I started cheating on her. Plus you only went to her one time. But you are probably not talking about her because you don't know her well enough to care. Can you tell im fucking bored?
from whiskeyblood :
ps...no coffee makes me type like a crack head. I'm smart...I SWEAR!! (God, I sound like I just fell out of a 12 step program around step 4. Bah. Anyway...carry on.)
from whiskeyblood :
'ello. I've been reading you in that lurk lurk type fashion of some time and felt it only fair that I leave a note. About your record player purchase: Once in a lifetime deal easily trumps any sort of real world responsibility. You made the right deal and I whole heartedly support it. I shall return to my lurking bench now. Carry on.
from hungryghost :
Mice actually don't eat cheese (a friend ridiculed me for not knowing this after I put cheese in a mousetrap). Yes, peanut butter works, and so does greasy bacon bits. :)
from jmixtape :
Try putting peanut butter on the trap....works everytime.
from useafork :
We should take the real one. I kind of think that its relative - somebody whos really smart but has a super short attention span might score lower, but people like me, who live for quizzes and filling out forms, may score better. Who the hell knows? I'd like to think that everyone I surround myself with is smart as shit though, so good times!
from useafork :
I'll go take the real one with you though, I'm assuming you took the online version, which everyone has told me is bunk. Because I ran around telling everyone how incredibly intelligent I was. You can get the tests at Barnes and Noble. I'll do one too. Because if we really were geniuses, I don't think we'd be running around telling people we were geniuses. We'd be making bombs or saving lives or something. I dont know.
from useafork :
na na nee boo boo - I took one a while ago and got a 144. CAN YOU SAY BOO-YAH? SAY IT WITH ME NOW: BOO. YAH.
from indie-anna :
muahahahaha!!! get them!! heather, they're bigger than you are! xo.
from useafork :
yeah, yeah. I know everybody loves their uggs, I still may buy some. I don't know - they're just so dumb. The rainboots are a go - I saw some cute ones on overstock.com. Oh, by the way? Go check out American Vogue - they have some CUTE shoes right now. I just got a pair of black slingback flats with a little white bow on the side of the toe. For 16 bucks.
from useafork :
yep. we are becoming old women, thats what it is. all i need are some knitting needles and a big box of kleenex and some sweatpant with puff painted kittens on them. acutally, those sound pretty cool - but hey, tomorrow theres a big biography thing on a&e about Jeffery Dahmer, Ted Bundy, and Ed Gein. Say it with me: FUCKING SWEEEET ASS!
from indie-anna :
there was nothing on the news or in the newspapers here about the guy who got killed outside of my window either. i'm convinced it's because a. he wasn't white, and b. it didn't happen in lincoln park (our upper class, white neighbourhood). i think that shit happens much more than we know. it sucks.
from design-doll :
your new office sounds great! i could so see you doing the teen centerfold thing too- in fact, you should have me do some rad ART for your walls! :) and heather, let me know how i could get a job at a record label- your job sounds like something i would love to do- if you have any advice or connectins email me, bc i'm really feeling hopeless on the whole finding a job thing. kristin@elektriklov.com
from backflip029 :
im no mechanic but id try to fix your lawnmower lawnmower-man
from indie-anna :
i have to return the red mary janes, goddamnit!!! the little claspy thing is broken, and i didn't notice it until last nite. oh, also: i should probably be committed because i wore the cute high heels last nite anyway, to a dance party of all things, after everyone & their mother said i shouldn't because they were just going to make the giant blisters at the ends of my ankles (which are my feet) worse. they were all right. every last one of them. so today i get to be an old woman & soak my feet in warm salt water all damn day. i'm with you on the fuck the world thing. i feel like such a mokie.
from indie-anna :
i have to return the red mary janes, goddamnit!!! the little claspy thing is broken, and i didn't notice it until last nite. oh, also: i should probably be committed because i wore the cute high heels last nite anyway, to a dance party of all things, after everyone & their mother said i shouldn't because they were just going to make the giant blisters at the ends of my ankles (which are my feet) worse. they were all right. every last one of them. so today i get to be an old woman & soak my feet in warm salt water all damn day. i'm with you on the fuck the world thing. i feel like such a mokie.
from indie-anna :
you're a doll.
from indie-anna :
honey, please. you know it's the coke.
from indie-anna :
i knew you would. in fact, heather, i'm pretty sure you and i have the exact same closet. no kiddin'. but, uhm, hello? WHITE ones with black stitching? yes, please. mine have hot pink stitching, and i got 'em for $16.99 at sweet sweet target. we don't have ross here, and i can't go in nordstrom rack because i'm allergic to it, but uh, if you see some white ones, pick me up a size 9, kay? that'd be great. thanx. xo.
from useafork :
of all places, and im ashamed to say it, i found a quilted bedspred for 29.99 at Kmart. Kmart. Its not that attractive but we were freezing and my grandmother is sending me - you will kill me with the jealousy - a king size duvet home with my dad from Florida. Sweet!
from haberdasher :
no no no no. i got approved for way more than this house costs, i just know that i can only afford the payments on a certain amount, and this house pushes that amount to the thinnest limit, so i have to either save more and pray no one buys it or save and wait and get something later.
from haberdasher :
i would be psyched to get a decent show, let alone be starving on the road somewhere. tell him to act like a man.
from design-doll :
you're adorable, i love heather, the end, love, kristin.
from useafork :
yeah. whatever. your gonna kill me but i dont think i can camp next weekend! aarons dad is coming to town and we havent seen him for years, so i think we are going to spend part of the weekend with him. busy. busy. busy. stupid.
from useafork :
you need to email me all those pictures. Where are you getting them from? I want! I want! Oh, for some reason I drunkenly called you last night but I cant remember what I wanted or what I said - you just showed up on my call log. Anyway,I was gonna lock this thing because some creepy bastard has been harrassing me but I decided not to let the man get me down, so write me a nice note because this dude has seriously freaked me out.
from theredarmy :
Primaries are not the same as elections. You aren't choosing which candidate will fill an office, you're choosing which candidate will run to fill an office. It's a way to ensure that all parties involved will have their strongest candidate running. In that respect, an independent shouldn't necessarily be involved in chosing the candidate for a particular party, since he or she will make up his/her mind across party lines when the actual election happens. Also, if a person didn't have to declare the party of his or her choice, the polling places would be filled with, for example, Republicans voting for poor Democratic candidate choices so that the Republicans would have a better chance at the actual election. Right?
from indie-anna :
i couldn't agree with you more. it's so fucking annoying that you have to pick one party or the other. they're the SAME FUCKING THING.
from backflip029 :
I know about Robitussin binges... Napping with shoes on is a cool thing, but I must remove them for sleeping... Freelance is such a cool place to be, I wish I could live there. Wyoming?
from vamosajugar :
I see. So the chick was all, "Oh look at me, I'm hot shit and my clothes are hot shit, too. Are you jealous yet?" and one cannot have a bad additude and a less-than-stellar attitude. I understand now. Keep on truckin'.
from vla :
You know what? It DOES suck. It totally sucks. I always make the boy clean the floors *really* fucking well before tour.
from haberdasher :
it was a townhouse for $225,000, but someone just outbid us today. so it is a no-go and i keep looking. you'll be kept abreast of the situation
from vamosajugar :
that fashion police entry reeked of 'tude. My finger tips are covered in frito residue. My question is, as a fashion policewoman, aren't you supposing that your self is "hott shit"? I mean, it is pretty presumptuous to name yourself the queen of fashion. This message is not meant to be malicious. I think these Fritos are making me sassy. They are also making my lips sting with salt. I need to go get chapstick bye
from siopup :
dude, wearing a four non blondes t-shirt doesn't make me hot shit? so unfair.
from design-doll :
hahahaha i feel like that all the time girl!!! just know that in ten years, no five, no TWO, tomorrow we will still be more stylish than ms.killer... xoxoxo pink shoes forever.
from indie-anna :
i actually have a "fashion police" badge. i'll make you one too. when i come to denver, and you come to chicago, one of the many things we'll do is issue to tickets, and whip out our badges. of course, now we need uniforms...
from indie-anna :
yes. you will. there's not a doubt in my mind.
from indie-anna :
p.s. my boy will be in denver this weekend, and i'm jealous that i won't. he thought it was sweet cause he thought i was going to miss him, but i set him straight. it's all about heather. ;P
from indie-anna :
it's weird when you're old enough to understand how complicated and fucked up yr parents' relationship is. roller coaster, yes; i'm with you on that. but heather, they're gettin' a BOAT!! ;) and uhm, hello! a magic sticker maker!? yes, please. xo.
from useafork :
Hey dude, Im fucking loaded and on the internet, but I wanted to say that Im so stoked we met, and we MUST hang out more. You're a grand gal. Dont make fun of me once you read this. But I'm truly glad we know each other now. Truly. Now you will never hear me say anything sentimental towards you again, especially not in person because I'm like a man. Anyway, I dig your butt. No shit.
from useafork :
You're haunted? How about walking in and SEEING that shit. Thank god I was drunk so I don't remember all the disgusting details. But seriously, I'm so fucked up by it all. I have been since I got back. Its like someone stole my soul. There has got to be a law that says that is illegal. I have to believe there is one, or else I'll go mad.
from useafork :
my thighs could not possibly get any bigger. and I need bigger arms becuase mine are spindly. But Im only signe up for four classes, so if I don't like it I'm going to try yoga. I always see fat people doing yoga though. Plus I have a shitload of agression, so I think it will be great. Why would it give you big thighs? I understand the arms, but why thighs? If its cardio kickboxing then you are doing and real resistance on the legs, except kicking. I dont know. My legs are already fat, so whatever.
from useafork :
your bank account is overdrawn? beat this: mine was overdrawn and now has a balance of one dollar but I pulled a months worth of rent out of savings to get my stupid tattoo done today. THATS fucking sad, my friend. Very, Very Sad.
from starwhore :
your diary makes me want to laugh and clap my hands. so thats a little strange, but that dosnt matter. take care xxx
from elektriklov :
i want those socks!!! have you seen the movie suicide club? tons of little school girls jumping in front of subway trains in those socks! xoxoxox (shh) :)
from hungryghost :
That socks packaging is awesome. Have you checked out engrish.com?
from useafork :
no, I'm moving anyway. I thought perhaps grad school would be a nice way to put off life for a few more years. but i've decided not to go because i remember all the annoying people in college, so i think i will just move there and be a waitress if i cant find a job. woohoo.
from indie-anna :
and THAT was on a crappy, grey, cloudy day. see? you HAVE to come visit now! xo.
from indie-anna :
yaaaayyyyy!!!
from indie-anna :
quit. it's not worth it. you're right. if it's making you miserable, fucking quit. i know what those hellish hours are like, and how fucking irritating it is knowing that yr friends are out at dance parties you can't even consider going to anymore. i used to get home at 2 in the fucking morning, working at a fucking BOOKSTORE. who needs to go to a bookstore at midnite? who!? heather, i do recall you giving me this very same advice: get out. you are fabulous, and will find something else that actually makes you happy.
from design-doll :
call me soon ok my life is shitty right now too atleast you're making a paycheck (925) 518-5718 thinking aobut my co heather.
from useafork :
Thank you. I was having a total freak out there. Buying a car is scary. I do love it more than life itself however.
from halfdevoured :
And I thought my female friends were joking about shower nozzles...I'm beginning to think the stories are true. Beautiful diary; I love the graphics and your stories are fun.
from useafork :
HEY WHORE - WANNA DRAG RACE OUR SUV'S? I FUCKING DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU. YOUR LESBO MOBILE WILL CRUMBLE AGAINST THE SHEER SPEED AND POWER OF MY TEENAGE WELFARE MOTHER BLOATED CIVIC THING FROM HELL. ITS SO GREASED UP WITH GODDAMN ARMOR ALL ITS LIKE DRIVING A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN - YOU KNOW YOU WANNA RACE.
from seven-point5 :
OH yeah, her head is way too big for her emaciated body and lets not even break it down to how large her forehead is on its own!
from useafork :
hey - I guess if I would have read your note better I would have seen that you did grill on sunday. Not saturday. Anyway - did you have fun? thanks for inviting us - mike didn't want to drive to a bunch of places and I had told laura that we would go see her house. rain check. get ready for planning some camping: in fact - can you camp this weekend? Aaron is going to be out of town and I was thinking we could do a chick camp thing. Ok this is turning into a novel i will stop now.
from raven72d :
Great photos, by the way. And malls are...small parctice zones for the middle circles of hell.
from design-doll :
you know i was just thinking recently that you need a NEW kristin mix hehehe (i don't have internet, i'm randomly checking at my friend's house) but i think i will send you one... and yeah, i have that plane voucher i have to use before next january- i was already talking how i'd love to visit YOU and really get a CO experience... oh yeah, and i want to do your doggie graphics still... xoxoxoxox and email for the time being is kristin@elektriklov.com
from useafork :
If they find what you are writing about your job, then somebody will most likely find the horrible stories that I've written about my job, and we can both get fired together. But seriously, I doubt that ANYone would find it, unless you wrote company names and someone googled it. Fear not, I talk so much shit in my diary someone could easily use it as collateral to ruin my life.
from popekessler :
take some time... relax... eat a cookie. (you'll feel better.)
from ponyluv :
aww, i din't mean to make you sigh and feel bad!! <3 i've just seen a side of real estate that most people aren't prepared for. what about being a licensed assistant or buyer's agent for someone more established at nostalgic homes? that's a good way to try out real estate and still have a paycheck coming in each month... i know what you mean about retail though, it blows... even "cool" retail is pretty soul-sucking. good luck okay?
from useafork :
I keep leaving you notes cause you wont leave me your email, chump. All i have is the SH one. So email me about this dog thing. Buy hey: I go through the same shit with my work all the time. The only way for folks like us to be happy is to have control i think, and unfortunately that means a ton of work, money and time invested into having our own business. but in my opinion its worth it to have control of my work life. it sounds like you make a crap load of money now, and maybe you can use that to build a nest egg to cushion yourself and take some time to start something of your own. if it makes you feel any better, i sit here everyday wondering what the hell i am doing, why, and what i could do differently. everyone does. enough with the deep thoughts, now email me you bitch so we can drink red bull and vodka this weekend with our dogs.
from mholiday :
I just wanted to say that you're one of the prettiest, nicest, most wonderful women I've ever met in my whole life. Sounds tacky and fake, but I was just thinking about you. I am thankful to have you as a friend.
from useafork :
buttmonkey: i'm sorry you hate it! figure it this way, it could give you the opportunity to save some cash and take some time to do what you want. you could be me - sitting here rotting. anyway - i need your real email so we can correspond about this here dog bonanza. dude - jobs suck. my opinion is short of owning my own company that my soul is vested in, nothing will make me happy. and for you, it seems not even shoes. which is a sign.
from ponyluv :
yeah, so, real estate. i worked in a real estate office for a year and a half (i didn't have my license, i was just an asst.) and i have to say it's not all people think it is. it's mostly dropping what you are doing whenever your customers snap their fingers, working every weekend and lots of evenings (that's when people are off work and want to see houses!), being on the cell phone 1 zillion hours per day, etc. you would probably be good at it, especially with younger buyers, but just so you know... the overhead is incredibly high and it can take a while for commissions to start coming in. so if you do it, try being a licensed asst. for a while while you get started!! that's my advice from someone who has been there and seen that!!
from useafork :
sorry. I've been drunk. haven't been a good emailer. no - we are going i'm pretty sure. theres also this thing up by the springs thats supposed to be like a 50 keg party run by some dude who has a bunch of land. i am going to hang with the dog nerds though. don't worry - i'm not a flaker. are you bringing jason? you must! so aaron has a buffer while we talk of dogs and shoes and pink and eye makeup and shit about people.
from indie-anna :
i'll have to look for those little babies when i go to urban outfitters today. i've decided i cannot live without the blue heels with the clouds & lightning bolts. they're so fucking great!! xo. (& thank you!)
from useafork :
What up tits? How are ya? Hey I don't have a car payment anymore so I'm coming down to UO and buying me some shit. Tell me when you work so I can slap your ass. But thats not the real reason I'm dropping you a note - just wanted to keep in touch and say hello. Cause you know, I like you and stuff and stuff. And I know you like my boobs.
from claire3 :
congrats on your new job. i just applied for a second job at urban outfitters. any advice as to how to get in there? they had a group interview, that was slightly offputting...but i guess that is how they screen out the bad seeds, eh? it was me and about 6 seventeen and eighteen year olds whose only other job experience was working at their dad's office for ten hours a week during high school. perhaps i have an edge? ha.
from haberdasher :
tony bourdain autographed my copy of A Cook's Tour.
from useafork :
Ahahaha. I read your last entry. At my work there are six stores managed by THE SAME TYPE OF LADY. She sucks. And she makes everyone do the same shit: dumb contests, display contests, promo contests. It's gay. And she bosses all the store people around and I sit in my office and laugh at her while she's trying to give herself a hernia. Good thing is, if you hate her, everyone else probably does too, which is always grist for the hate mill. I hope your lip doesn't fall off. But if it does, will you send it to me in the mail? I'll feed it to arthur for you.
from useafork :
The horse t-shirt is on their website. This might be a web exclusive deal. I might just break down and buy it. The prison: we HAVE to go. My theory is this: my friend works for a skiptracing company and I can have her find an inmate. We can write said inmate and visit them. Thus we'd get to see the Supermax and visit some random prison. I will keep you posted. I'm glad you like your new job!
from useafork :
Hah! You poor, tired, rich woman with unlimited access to discounted clothes. My hear bleeds for ya, bitch. No but listen - when do I get to come in and buy my horse t-shirt? Things are not going well in jobland. I may be applying in the art department soon. Oh - and why the hell don't you write me a note, sucker? Ldog2000
from raven72d :
Retail Hell... Not a place I ever want to be.
from indie-anna :
i'm glad yr first day went well (except for the whole "holy-shit-i-remember-retail" part of it). ;) today i met with some people at saks... eh. cross yr fingers. <3 xo.
from endline :
ohh urban outfitters is the most of the most. i <3 them so. the one in cincinnati is a little less "hip" than the others, but i'm not complaining. my jealousy for your new job is on full blast, but in the nicest way possible. ;) [[and as far as attitude, they seem to be sweeter than sugar to employees, and holier than thou to customers. hahaha]] xoxo
from backflip029 :
laughing aloud requires risk and the party stops and looks my way do they see that my heart has been jostled? because things can and tend to shift during transport i'm in such an "emotional cul de sac" i'm listening to love songs from 1944 i'm actually working out i'm actually auditioning my ass off! to the taciturn waitress on the late night shift at the roadside diner we'll meet again someday soon and maybe i'll take you to las vegas if you want to go and tonight the moon and stars love you so go take a look wishing on them doesn't make anything go away but do it till things take your side oh and YOU ARE SO HOT! -rd
from jkookz731 :
i still read your page, and wanted to let you know i have a livejournal too. so you'll see that i added you...its girldetached.
from indie-anna :
ahahhaha. yep. boobies.
from earlytoday :
uhm, ehrm... i've been reading this for 100 years and i emailed you about buttons a while ago and i think i met you at some party once, but i don't know. at any rate, hello. my livejournal is terribly uninteresting, but you're welcome to read it and make fun of it.
from indie-anna :
oh, we're not part of AI. there is an AI school here though, but it's pretty much a joke. no, at my school those are our enemies, and we think we're soooooooo much better than them. (though they probably all get jobs & we remain enemployed. huh.) yeah, my school is known as "the school". HAHAHA. i can't even believe that. so snobby. but. i wouldn't have gone to any other art school in chicago. dude. i shoulda stayed in savannah. shit.
from design-doll :
hahahahaha i JUST had this conversation about white belts, studded belts, pointed shoes, feathered hair... it's all so "cliche" now... personally, i just want to be kristin... fuck those pseudo-hipsters... they are about as new wave as my ass.
from indie-anna :
man... i have a white belt, damn it! what's the problem with white belts? i don't get this. hahaha. i had no idea there was some kind of "thing" about white belts until a couple months ago when i visited my little brother & sister and they gave me shit about it. no one here thinks they're cool if they wear a white belt. a belt is a belt, right? fuck it, dude. i like white, and i'm keeping the belt. <3 xo.
from haberdasher :
the sad part is, the shit happening in this "war" (is it a war when congress never gave the mandate to declare?) is tame compared to what has happened in the many wars over the centuries. since when is war supposed to be warm and fuzzy? i am only anti-stupidity, and i don't think i am alone here.
from design-doll :
congratulations!!! do they want designers too? bc i'd move anywhere for a hot job...
from kissacod :
Damn, I don't know why I don't read Diaryland more often these days... Your diary is awesome! AWESOME. Congratulations on the new job!!!
from indie-anna :
congratultions!!! i knew you'd get it. <3 xo.
from backflip029 :
yes. oh yes. look out, here she comes! well done!
from design-doll :
i'm crossing all of my fingers for you heather... and i feel really good things...
from lola-girl :
You've probably thought of this already, but maybe for some reason they have the wrong contact information on you. Maybe they just can't get ahold of you. Maybe you should go "accidentally on purpose" walking around the dog park again so that just maybe you run into the boss and you can be all, "what's up with not calling me?"
from misplcdmemry :
Denver, Colorado consumes less prune juice per capita than any other city in the United States. i just thought you should be aware of this. :)
from misplcdmemry :
Denver, Colorado consumes less prune juice per capita than any other city in the United States. i just thought you should be aware of this. :)
from opopopo :
sparkling umpires plot grift your manitude of wonderfulness in a realized trot of sour ponchos
from design-doll :
congratulations kneesocks heather... i'm so happy for you... i can just imagine all the shoes you will have... and i'm gonna draw one of your new photos btw hehehehe xo
from indie-anna :
ooooooh, heather. good luck, good luck, good luck. i'm getting excited for you. <3 xo.
from pyrite :
dude. raspberri smirnoff is the devil for reals. i drank a shit ton of it two weeks ago, went to a toga party and ended up with a broken fucking leg and a shattered fucking ankle. IT IS THE DEVIL'S BREW.
from andy-tai :
man o man. just today hanging out with s, she said that you thought someone had drugged your drink on friday and i was all "OH MY GOD!" but now the truth is revealed... to us all... i''m glad it was much less serious than all that. also, good luck with the jobby jobs. whatever works out. i, of course, want you to get one at flatirons so that i can come out and have lunch with you.
from indie-anna :
you ARE sweet awesomeness!
from haberdasher :
that whole key broken off in italy thing sucks. when the filthy italians broke into the van, did they steal the instruments and shit too? that would be the ultimate shitty.
from design-doll :
so cute xoxoxoxoxox lester is a lucky man
from design-doll :
i'm thinking that i wanna use that ticket thing soon- i'm telecommuting- so it could be possible- i'm gonna see what my restrictions are tonite- how long is j gone for?
from backflip029 :
Your art is great! please stop by my diary and have a look see. i'm new to this dairyland thing. Hope you get the job if you still want it!
from design-doll :
fingers crossed... i'm sure you'll get it, i have a good feeling. thanks for being there for me to h-- i'm so glad i have friends like you.
from indie-anna :
fingers crossed. <3
from devilsdealer :
Hey, Heather. Here's wishing you luck on getting the job! Oh yeah, and I'm 20 and so far have had nice comments about what I say in my diary. So far. ;)
from design-doll :
i hope you get that job... i also understand about the seelingouttotherealworld thing... i'm in it too- we just gotta do what we gotta do to survive... i can't imagine going back to some sheity job now... gotta keep up that shoe collection! :) i'm crossing my fingers for you heather.
from kittyleopard :
Wow, your layout so rocks. I love it.
from misplcdmemry :
darktruth allicansay
from dejour :
Gretl and rubyfoxx are pretty good. So is skim. You can have a looksy at mine if ya want. Sometimes I think I'm witty, sometimes not so much. I just stumbled upon a diary of an 8th grader. yeow
from tcklyrpharsn :
well, I'M 25... and not a trace of angst.
from humanspace :
you can look at my diary. im high some of the time and sometimes weeks will go by without an entry, but im 32 and that counts for nothing.
from kimgo :
right you are- reading teens will do little for you, other than take you down memory lane. teens can kevetch on and on because they have the time to. they sit at computers waiting for mom to take them somewhere. (we have a 13 year old). i have little time for blogging or reading blogs. i pick people to read that i think have something great to say that are very different from me, to stretch me and bring undertones into my life. with a life full of "more" comes some really good stuff, but it has to become more about what works in your life, not dragging around activities that don't... or you get too bogged down. that is true with time at the computer blogging. relationships too. it is like water, finding paths of least resistance and what gives the most flow. that is the best thing i can say about maturing. brian, my man, has a favorite saying these days- "don't mistake drama for meaning". i have gone on and on here- a boring old lady, methinks! and i am not recommending my blog for you to read- far too much about stepchildren and trying to be a more weird person! i read you because of your heart for music, which i share, and your fiesty personality, which i envy. . . best, Kim
from ovidovi :
yes, I noticed a while ago that I was much older than the company I had been keeping here at D-land. I could not understand what the young kids were talking about (alien ant farm, I guess that is a band?) so anyhow, had to get new digs and my own grown-up place: www.ovidovi.com/main_log/blog/ -Ivo
from indie-anna :
it don't get no better than us. i don't even bother looking for new diaries anymore because they're all exactly like what you described. either that or really, really overdramatic entries from "depressed" teens. which is good for a laugh, but... this is it, heather. our people own diaryland. forever & ever. amen.
from jeniquey :
holy fucking messages. read my diary. this is my recommendation.
from haberdasher :
we're it baby. the tribal elders.
from andy-tai :
my boy went to europe for 6 weeks too! we should really hang out.
from design-doll :
you look hot, end of story!!! and where can i get russel stover sugar free candies, where where where??? :)
from parlance :
i wanted to see that [dawn of the dead]
from haberdasher :
dawn of the dead is this years schindler's list of zombie movies. last year it was 28 days later. and yeah. more gore. the opening scene was promising though. your taste in movies is almost as good as mine.
from glassxshards :
awesome diary layout. peace;love;happiness.
from indie-anna :
huh what? huh? ;P xo.
from design-doll :
i sent you a pressie in the mail... xo
from vamosajugar :
What up Gangstar. I want to be like you when I grow up. Only, minus some of the insanity. I'm done with be craz, no matter how fun it may be this has been aja
from indie-anna :
k.l. is kenny loggins, right? ;)
from andy-tai :
thanks for all your support. hey, i know i get good free things at my work, but i want the good free things you get. shoes? red bull? sometimes i getmini cans of coke or shirts (always in teh wrong size) or records or cds or posters or toy cars, but i want shoes!
from haberdasher :
isn't redbull awesome? i mean, i actually hate the drink itself, but the company is great. they just give out free shit like crazy.
from andy-tai :
grrr... you're both too beautiful for your own good. no matter who takes the picture.
from design-doll :
i am the same too heather... which is why sarah you and me click... i can take a fine self portrait, but if someone else wants to take my phtograph i just look uncomfortable and stupid... but i know how to make others look good too--- it's why we're image makers... nice job with your friend's photos btw, the angles and compositions are great!
from indie-anna :
heather, you are just like me. i loathe having other people take my picture because it makes me feel like a tard, but taking pictures of myself? as we all know, i'm all about it. you look hot anyway, and you know it. <3
from haberdasher :
you two look like you're about to go take on mad max or something. let's all hear it for post apocalyptic hip!
from indie-anna :
you really do live in the wrong city. i am currently planning my annual dynasty party. in fact, my roommate and i are going shopping next week for new dynasty outfits. i always have the BEST(worst) dresses. and the hair, heather. oh, the hair. see? it would be so good if you were here because hardly anyone gets into it like i do! damn it. i even have a kiddie pool that i fill with water, so we can have bitchy cat fights. throw drinks in eachother's faces and end up fighting in the pool. good times. good times.
from design-doll :
your boyfriend is so cute! and you are too- i miss you girl.
from andy-tai :
that explains the bored phone call i got saturday evening asking my opinion on if she should take pills or not. poor lady, she either needs to work more or find a hobby. she's always bored.
from indie-anna :
mmmm. the colour of that bench = perfect.
from claire3 :
i love your photos. they remind me of nicola kuperus. you might like her, you should check her out. she is half of the band Adult., and she is an awesome photographer. i know you can see her work on the Adult. wesite, "ersatz audio" i think.
from moonsocket :
ya-fuckin-hoo for old school slrs!!!! you really is the bees knees, miss! i ♥ you from afar.
from hungryghost :
I think I need to move to Denver, because I've never found as much cheap booty all in one day as what you just posted...
from andy-tai :
i just wanted to add that my (vegetarian) roommate has been on atkins for a bit now and she's so happy and healthy. i like how the vegans are always the assholes. you looked great last night. i'm sorry i didn't get more of a chance to talk instead you got my preoccupied small talking ass. I also like how the people who were attacking you obviously knew what was best for you, though they've never 1. read the fucking book 2. been you.
from indie-anna :
stupid vegans. my "friend", also a "vegan" who i (silently, like you) watched eat CHEESE, doesn't think he can hang out with me anymore because i eat meat now. i've never understood why people care so much about what other people are eating. get the fuck over it. heather, dear, consume all the chicken wings & low-carb beer you want, and fuck them. <3 xo. (p.s. i am not, i repeat, am not, starving myself.)
from design-doll :
hahahaha everyone else is always right... i've learned that now driving amongst multiple white trashed assholes coming to work each day... so fuck those vegans. who do they think they are anyways? they prolly wear leather too, i'd sock em in the face! i missed you heather! muah!
from haberdasher :
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaa... @ the buttermilk vegan! holy jumped up fucking jesus. ahhh. it's so better that you just observed it and didn't say a word. it's very gandhi-ish of you. maintaining your inner peace.
from haberdasher :
you're close, but i have that many in the closet alone. there are 2 boxes in the attic and another 20 pairs on the floor of my room and a rack that holds 48 (much like your own) i haven't counted yet, but there are at least a hundred without delving into the attic. but yeah, you and i are neck and neck. but i have four pairs coming this week as well. and shit, i didn't count the snowboard and work boots either. it's a sickness with which we are both afflicted.
from design-doll :
you havn't been to california yet?!?!?!?! oh my... (opens mouth and puts hands to side of face...) um, heather- you will so love the bay area... come this summer. please?
from geekerfish :
hey-i love that picture of your asshole dog. maybe she' sjust new and she knows it and she's trying to put herself in a dominant position with your little belle....anyhow, whatever ti is, good luck with them both. dogs are the biggity-best! and i thihnk its really funny that the way you write really reminds me of how my friend BeeMalice writes. she's got a diary here, too: http://BeeMalice.diaryland.com see ya---GF
from design-doll :
i heart heather lots.
from haberdasher :
i admit it, we agree on an assload of stuff. i just love stirring up the trouble.
from haberdasher :
thanks heather.
from indie-anna :
what the hell, heather? we both apparently just got the same haircut. well. yr's is shorter, but still. you know, we're lucky we actually DON'T live in the same city. we'd either hate eachother because the other would be the one who always showed up wearing the same outfit/sporting the same hair/etc., or we'd make everyone fuckin' sick cause we'd look like hottt ass twins. mwah! love you! <3 xo.
from ponyluv :
holy fuckin' crap! i should read the newspaper more often...
from andy-tai :
heather, i can't get onto my work email right now, but i want to say that i'm totally behind you, and virgil, and aaron, and anyone else. Someday we'll have to start some kind of publicity company. until then we can all bartend our young years away. i didn't go out to the thing last weekend, but that's no excuse, we still need to hang out. but i'm not badgering you...
from jmixtape :
Don't worry about the poop thing...It did it to me when I tried Atkins.It's normal.Give it a week.
from raven72d :
Just found the diary... And great photos, too.
from design-doll :
guess who has a ticket to denver feb13???? guess who isn't leaving denver until nitetime feb16??? kristin kristin kristin!!!
from design-doll :
maybe i should move to denver and we should start a company. i'm not kidding- i thought of this today while driving.
from indie-anna :
okay. that's it. we're starting our own sarah-heather empire, and taking over the world. never again will we be laid off or work for assholes, or god forbid, have to buy groceries at wal*mart. seriously, heather, we are so the new black. <3 xo.
from design-doll :
well get the word out then, kristin i. cofer, marketing assistant in a white p coat by day- pet drawwwrer by dark. dum dum duuuum. ahem and i bought polka dot panties at target and they are hot... seriously pink polkas... with black lace trim... at TARGET... yeah um and they have the pink and black lace madonna gloves with this little bow... um, had to buy those too... $3.99 who can resist for some 80s action? even the cash register girl was jealous! xo
from design-doll :
girl i have alot of words about atkins... it's really not a good idea, no matter what the critics say- i've lost over 25 pounds just on changing my eating habits-- if you wanna talk on phone about it let me know- i've been changing for life... i started out all this with atkins back in june- i did a lot of research and realized it's crap- it's not good for your body to have all that protein and you're gonna see soon that it sucks ass. i also got hot pics of us back from ofoto.com send me your addy again (i'm so disorganized with my addy book right now) and i'll send em your way. kiss.
from cautionary :
i think it's fantastic that your favorite movies are "bottle rocket + rushmore.. but not the royal tenenbaums." that makes me feel okay.
from haberdasher :
i know you know you're not plus sized, you know? i like to overreact, at least while i am typing. so we agree that you look great, atkins or no atkins. 'nuff said
from haberdasher :
yeah let's get all crazy over some shitty off-handed comment some completely out-of-it borderline-washed-up model type made to someone on a shitty reality show. are you trying to be a model now? or just trying to qualify as hot? because you certainly qualify as the latter, but you're not skeletonny enough to be a coked-up looking bird-boned model type.
from indie-anna :
dude! did you hear on top model when tyra banks said to the one chick - a totally skinny girl - "you're bordering on plus size, so you'll either want to gain a few pounds or lose some." ? the chick probably weighed a WHOPPING 120, and she was about 5'10". for the love of god. i love that show & hate it all at once. jenascia is my faaaaavourite. mmm. <3 xo.
from design-doll :
hahahaha um maybe you, indie-anna, and me need to move into one of those secret targets... sounds hot to me.
from indie-anna :
i too found a secret target. i think it's because it's too far away from all the hipster neighbourhoods, so no one has taken it over yet. it is FULLLL of stuff! BUT! i can't find the ugg(ly) boots anymore! DAMN IT! & those red mizrahi shoes? yeah... uhm... i kinda have 'em too. shhh. ;)
from design-doll :
WE HAVE MATCHING POLKA DOTS TARGET SOCKS N MATCHING BIG TARGET FISHNETS!!! yes! k heather, another reason why i need to move to colorado. end point. thanks for being such a damn doll lately- seriously- who could ask for a better faraway friend- my heart explodes with your support. thank you. and i want to meet your dog- which i am doing in a month when i'm back. xo
from design-doll :
i just hope he likes me because i'm all wrapped up in this crap called love again... i hope to get a new usb cord soon so i can upload our cute pics!
from thatmarygirl :
i love kneesocks. and cowboy boots, but that's beside the point.
from misplcdmemry :
hey you dont know me but i stumbled across your site and i just am wondering who sings the song that girl, thats written along on the side of your site. its good! im assuming it is a song, i may be wrong. danke! sarah
from design-doll :
i can't believe i met you... you are wonderful heather...
from design-doll :
check out the hotness i made for you today... (it's up on my page and will soon be in your hands...) i luv illustrator, oh yes i do.
from starlet-21 :
you don't know me and this is going to sound insane, but i'm about to lose someone i really care about and if you could do me a HUGE favor and leave chris-uk a note to tell him to forgive me, katie, it would mean the world. i'm hoping if enough persuasive notes are left it might impact him to listen to me. <3 - katie
from design-doll :
psh, clothes are clothes regardless of their label, etc..... shhh but all of my :new: type clothing is mostly from express shhhhh hehehe xx i'm going to see you soon and give you a new cd in PERSON in like a few days, wee!
from design-doll :
your hair looks hot... yeah, being at home sucks, atleast you don't live there anymore (wink) :) happy holidays and all that crap even though it doesn't even feel like the holidays, oh well. whee!
from pantasy :
omg! better off dead! twwwwooooo doooooooolll aaaaaarrrs!
from design-doll :
are you going to come to the dinner party?? :)
from andy-tai :
um, i haven't gone the boot route, but i totally have a pair of super pointy heels. h- no one will blame you, you haven't turned into stephanie (who i might add looks great in pointy toed shoes of any sort). oh we both have hair appointments today.
from indie-anna :
*whispering* it's okay. i too came close to purchasing the dreaded pointy-toed pair of boots the other day. i resisted, but i can't promise that they won't be in my closet by next weekend. i forgive you, heather. i understand. <3 xo. (oh, & p.s. you guys look adorable.)
from haberdasher :
under no conditions could you be excused for buying fenceclimbers
from hungryghost :
I did the unthinkable too, last year, because my legs ached from stomping around in the big, clompy, non-pointy-toed boots that I was wearing before. And they were marked off and etc etc. But whenever I get a compliment on them I'm always taken aback, like.... you don't mean THESE lame knockoffs, do you?
from andy-tai :
oh my god, i don't know if i needed to know aaron's (lack of) eating habits. if you ever get the itch to come to boudler, please do, i've given up on denver.
from haberdasher :
thank god SOMEBODY knows
from design-doll :
i was just talking bout priviledge last night... like we get frusterated yet we have clothing, and a place to live and jobs... but the point is- you realize what you have, right? and that's important. so... i have a plane ticket to colorado on jan1, i wanna see you!
from design-doll :
want me to beat :someone: up?
from design-doll :
heather! you rock harder than southerners! will there be coctails at the buffet??? might make it all a lil more tolerable... will you wear your awesome ballarina skirt at the buffet? might make it all a lil bit hotter hehehehehe happy turkey day! xxX from california!
from haberdasher :
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from haberdasher :
:)
from powercut :
cool layout! i dont like red walls, id go for something more relaxing
from abananafish :
I am in love with your layout.
from anti-diary :
just popping up from to say hi heather! damn it, i wish you would come over to live journal. cheers -erik http://www.livejournal.com/users/ghostmann/
from design-doll :
heather, your photos ALWAYS rock! maybe sometime i'll this year i'll take a trip to denver, i want to wear ballarina skirts, listen to music, and get crunk with you!
from no-yes-maybe :
Haha, I think your layout is brilliant!
from indie-anna :
& you know, that's really all that matters. <3 xo.
from sukirella :
I like your layout and your words.
from design-doll :
i'm on myspace :) search for kristin cofer hehehe eee
from design-doll :
hi girl, you looked smokin, in fact i right clicked your pic so i can pretend that we are best friends ;) hey i just made a hot mix- i'll send it to you just b/c i heart you so much, just let me know :)
from alicenobody :
yea im goign to sound like a big loser but you are so freakin' rad! I love that picture of you and wish i had the balls to have your hair. well not actually your hair but hair like yours. yea im a tard.
from design-doll :
well i think your pictures are hot lady... i wish we lived closer so we could be best friends. rock on kneesocks, you and your cute doggie!
from pyrite :
actually, could you delete that last comment? i just realized that i put that somewhere where some people who shouldn't see that "link" can find it...i'm such a moron tonight.
from pyrite :
holy shit dude! the boy in the plaid with the beard and long hair...is his name jon?! and he likes to climb mountains and things of that nature? if it's not him, please write me off as a crackhead..but if it might be him, hit me back with an email chunkylover53_at_aoldotcom@yahoo.com
from alicenobody :
your dog fuckin' rocks the socks off of any other dog. that is the funniest thing ive seen in a long time. muha.
from dr-z :
I am not sure if the under tones of your message were suppose to be rude or not. The line no one cares is very clear though. I am sorry you feel that way.
from parmenide :
you look like sharon osbourne, very hot.
from indie-anna :
i think perhaps myspace is BETTER than friendster. i mean, not that i'm a huge friendster fan or anything... ;) but yeah. i think i like that one. it's cuter ??? <3 xo.
from design-doll :
i want a heather mix i want a heather mix as she stands tall, burns her panties and grins like the wild woman she is. (of course when you have time that is hehehehehe) it's just so boring here... you know, kewl music would make my day! ciao!!!! xoxoxo
from alicenobody :
Keep Milton forever. I like the demand for a chees string and definatly the non-green M&M's. Oh, and if your ex-boss is serious I'm gonna bust a gut so to speak.
from geekerfish :
happy birthaday, lady. i dont remember if we've corresponded at all ever, but dont take it personally. i read your diary all the time, and enjoy it, too!! i am actually commenting on the sxsw thang, cuz i live in austin (just moved here), and if you get any news of anything fabulous going on there that isn't well-advertized (durign sxsw), would you let me know? you seem to have the inside-inside on that kind of thing nowadays wit yo new j.o.b. oh, yeah. and did your dude ever do anythign for your bday? guys sure can suck at life, cant they? good luck.---geekface
from andy-tai :
honey i tried calling you last night, but i know how you are with the phone and with messages, so i left none, but i was calling to say happy birthday. i hope you're well.
from design-doll :
happy birthday heather... and i gotta say it because people do it to me all the time and you don't see it b/c you are right there-- but you seem too good for this punk rock boyfriend of yours. maybe you need to reconsider some things... he should have done something for your bithday, i think that's inecusable... i really do. your time is worth more.
from msvirginia :
They say it's your birthday.... I hope this comes off as concern rather than trying to get you all worked up and shit, but Heather, roomates do more for each other's birthday than your significant other did for you. This makes me sad, and I wish you lots of belated love...
from indie-anna :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! <3 xo.
from eyesonthesky :
You can actually buy Homies by the set; I saw them yesterday, they come in plastic packages. Maybe it takes the fun out of using the machine, but then you get all of them. They also had Homies keychains and Homies Kids candy dispensers.
from vamosajugar :
I wish my mom would quit her (some what shitty, but keeping us alive) job. I think it'll kill her.
from design-doll :
heather, it's in the mail in a red package... a cute little old lady named holga with coral lipstick all over her mouth and lipline put the $1.06 sticker on it... so watch out girl :) and write back... things have been tough over here.
from design-doll :
well i just finished a super hot mix cdee for you :) so watch your mailbox and cheer up... i mean, atleast you have the design skillz... that is what is important
from andy-tai :
honey!!! oh my god. this is awful. i'm so sorry to hear about this. i'm so ready to go drinking A LOT with you.
from eyesonthesky :
I'm sorry to hear that, but I'm sure with your experience and determination, you'll end up on your feet...
from msvirginia :
Damn! Heather. That seriously sucks big, hairy donkey balls. But you've got the talent, the presence, and the attitude to get you where you need to go. At least you're not in Roanoke, where educated people don't even get any job offers--ever. Peace and Love and lotsa luck.
from haberdasher :
that fucking sucks! seriously. condolences.
from crapolalola :
that's the scariest thing i heard of in a long while. i'm so glad you figured out what your boundaries were with this dickhead. fuck!
from hungryghost :
Your story made *me* feel sick. I am so glad you're okay.
from geekerfish :
hey mz. socks! what a shitty thing to have happen to you-and in a relatively new neighborhood fo ryou, right? that really sucks. but i bet he wont go back again-i bet he's nervous cuz you saw his face....i hope. good luck, and kick some ass!!!
from sweetmeanie :
What a total creepler. I read Gavin De Becker's 'The Gift of Fear' this weekend and the survival skills he mentions in the book are exactly what you did... following your intuition, remaining calm, looking confident... What a sick bastard trying to impersonate a normal person. Women shouldn't have to live in fear!
from indie-anna :
iron maiden. motorhead. chicago. last sunday. mmmm. <3 xo.
from vamosajugar :
when you drink those things, you should just bite your two front teeth into the foil and drink out of the holes you make. When you peel off the foil, It leaves a scratchy edge. The foil is much smoother.
from haberdasher :
they have them by the case out here. they're like shots of fake juice goodness.
from jkookz731 :
i loved those things. i used to freeze them and eat em with a spoon. now im craving them.
from vamosajugar :
Where'd ya get that belt? there was a girl at my "pre-college Summer Program"-a.k.a. Camp-who had a belt like that. SOPHIA. she wore it every day. That's one bad thing about having a weird name [aja], you can never find things that say it. toodles
from indie-anna :
what the fuck. i swear tog od we share a brain. or at least we share a killer fashion sense because guess what? i have an 80s style "sarah" belt buckle too. for the love of god. let's go SHOPPING!!! <3 xo.
from andy-tai :
lisa lisa lisa! i miss my lisa! and i hate that scenester dude. HATE.
from indie-anna :
i got the donut cop one once, and carried him around in my pocket for a week. my favourite though is this little sleepy one with a big blue shirt and baggy jeans. i <3 homies. <3 xo.
from fakingcool :
erlack! evil saugage dog on the prowl!! wow you and your friends are freakishly beautiful. and sorry about your allergies ...I ::sniff:: for you...
from indie-anna :
WOULDN'T IT!!? i think it would be soooo radddd. ahhh. oh yeah, & i understand the wanting yr damn hair to grow out. hello, i look like tutti from the facts of fuckin life. <3 xo.
from design-doll :
ok i need your info ms.kneesocks... send it my way to exposeyourmind@hotmail.com and a purdy cdee with home-made cut n paste cover will come your way! xx
from indie-anna :
guess who has that same shirt? h&m? ;) <3 xo.
from design-doll :
i just got a laptop :) and i want to make you a happy happy dance dance mix cdeee... are you up for a california design doll mix? xx
from kimbert4 :
i have nothing specific to say. just that i clicked your adorable username and found you to be even more adorable and funny!
from dr-z :
It is about a hundered degrees in Germnay...please send water with out bubbles (ohne gas)
from haberdasher :
we should kill them and steal their money
from jmixtape :
I will look for you tailgaiting when I go to see Maiden in August.I just can't wait to see Motorhead.Let me know if you want me to bring any food along(or maybe some Pabst?).Keep in touch.
from dr-z :
Sorry, but I still love you. I will have to see it when I get home. I will cheers a heffedünkel (the greatest bier ever) in honor of your hair.
from jkookz731 :
i wrote to you a few days ago asking about your fucking awesome posters. just wanted to know if there was anyway i could buy one or two. thanks.
from linzipearl :
I would walk from south carolina just to pat that puppy on the head. *mumbles something about how she can't have pets*
from andy-tai :
um. she told me your hair turned out great so i booked an appointment with her for next week. seriously... i've been thinking of going to someone else but i don't know how to do it. i'm sure your hair looks great but i always come out of her chair feeling not so hot though.
from design-doll :
that puppy picture made my day... thanks (:
from bugginyou :
Awww, what a sweet puppy. Show us the hair! Show us the hair! I have hair envy.
from indie-anna :
i.want.to.see.yr.hair.the.end.<3xo.
from indie-anna :
i suggest you get yo'self a puppy sitter & go see that movie. it's so so good. by the way, what's yr puppy's name? <3 xo.
from andy-tai :
oh man. heather, the faux hawk is ok. i'm rocking the pompadour. and i haven't changed my ahir in the longest time. i am so sad.
from ponyluv :
i think you said that rule once before, about jeans.
from devouredsoul :
hello! would you or anyone you know like to have your diary reviewed? if so go to http://diary-viewer.diaryland.com and request a review!
from the10thfloor :
seriously - yr friend & i shoud. cause i make the goddamned cutest undies ever. & they'd look even more precious with things screened on them. hmmmm. <3 xo.
from strummer- :
I love your template. Very rockin'.
from strummer- :
I love your template. Very rockin'.
from whitelipstik :
oh my god, my in-laws are *exactly* that way, particularly my father in law. they actually refuse to come visit us here, which is FINE with me...every time my mr. brings it up they change the subject, they have never been to dc yet they hate it. every time i see him, he asks "so are y'all tired of dc yet?" every time i see them he brings up terrorists. every time i see them it's something, it makes me want to scream. not even a month after i'd started my job here he was already asking if there was somewhere else i could "transfer to if i wanted." all with annoying as hell tennessee accents. i feel yr pain.
from sketchydoll :
the courage crew??? they're still around? i thought all those guys fell off the side of the earth! or maybe that was just a really swell dream i had...darn.
from indie-anna :
you. lucky. bastard! today we walked by where they're putting in an h & m here, and i almost had an orgasm just thinking about it. have fun lady. :) <3 xo.
from indie-anna :
baby, i've got a red stapler with yr name written all over it. ;) <3 xo. damn the man.
from haberdasher :
you know what would be the ultimate gesture of a descent into the lower realms of white-trashness would be if you were to get a bug zapper and set it up in you r house. like with a trash barrel under it or something to catch the moth debris. problem solved.
from indie-anna :
oh my dear girl. i'll send you a billion personal e-mails if it'll make ya feel better. but i know EXACTLY what you mean. & yes, we need to have those beers. & go shoppppppppping. mmmmmmmm. you'll always be a cutie pie. <3 xo.
from anti-diary :
heather let me tell you, are you by far the coolest 25 year old girl i know. wanna know a secret, you're diary is my fave out of all the goddamn diaries and journals on the net that i read every day. when i get to work in the morning and spend the first hour reading diaries and journals....i read yours first. and that is no bullshit. its like when you buy a shit load of comics you ALWAYS read your fave first. heather you are my favorite comic book. im sorry about your grandfather. hang in there pretty girl. =) *hug*
from haberdasher :
yeah, it's weird how something that used to feel so necessary can be so weird all of a sudden. and yeah, we all go out at once like the hale-bopp cult or something. once you get past the stress of moving and shit i bet you'll be ok. you can always look at it this way: i'm older than you are so take heart.
from grrly-grrl :
added you as a fav* don't worry noone will find it on my dull diary* found on klikitak's* my entry today was titled anxiety social group sucks & tampons
from kstarr :
d'know why kraft dinner is like crack? inexpensive middle class crack? becos you get strange cravings for it after not having it for months, eat a whole box, then feel like complete shit. fully knowing that you would have, &fully knowing the next time you repeat the cycle that the results will be the exact same. but ya'll keep comin' back to it - word.
from indie-anna :
thank you honey pie. & i swear to god yr latest entry sounds exactly like what i've been thinking these days. especially the bad friend part. but i can assure you, yr not. people stick around for a reason. :) anyway... i hope things get better. i've got nuthin' but x's & o's for you. <3
from ponyluv :
geeze, NIPP is hardcore! i'm sorry you have so much to do...
from indie-anna :
do you need some help? cause i need a million things to keep me busy [see: to keep me from having a different kind of breakdown], and there's no one i'd rather help than lil' ol' you. <3 xo.
from indie-anna :
yummy shirt hunny bunny. i have the same one. hahaha. <3 xo.
from anti-diary :
come to live journal!!!!!
from raversweetie :
i'm going to say the same exact thing...if you move to LJ take me along. my name on there is ad_lib. :OD
from haberdasher :
screw livejournal. why is everyone deserting me.
from pyrite :
hey. if you do make the switcharoo to livejournal, lemme know so's i can link ya as a friend.
from dr-z :
hey don't forget I am coming over tonight
from anti-diary :
there's nothing hotter than a lesbian in a sports bra with a one-eyed friend. fuck! stop by my live journal and give me some love: http://www.livejournal.com/users/ghostmann. -erik
from popekessler :
they edit things... i eat things.... i guess there's something in common.
from hungryghost :
Our broker got us some Crate & Barrel wine glasses as a gift. Unoriginal, maybe, but they haven't wet the bed yet.
from tabs :
oh my god i wish that you could just give that cat to me. i'd pay you and everything. but i live in australia and the postal men don't like kitties in boxes. neither do i, come to think of it.. hah don't feel bad about giving it back, if you can have so many cons then it would be better for you and the cat to go some place else. unless that elsewhere for the cat is death. then send it my way ;)
from bugginyou :
Dude, that is so, so wrong that someone just gave you a cat unsolicited. SO WRONG. By the sounds of it, having a kid might be less of a hassle than this cat. You should see if any of your friends want it. At least that way you can still see it, yet not be burdened by it. I feel for ya.
from sketchydoll :
glad to hear you haven't died, dear! thanks fer checkin' in! hooray for new houses and remaining ungodly busy!
from ponyluv :
that whole parentsjealousofhouse thing is lame -- j & i have that going on, too (and we just *rent* a house). it has seriously affected our relationhip with his mom to the point where she went out and bought a house she couldn't afford and brought herself even further into credit card misery. blah. cool on your new place though!
from indie-anna :
i have my address written in marker on my trash cans too. here's to being the coolest kids in our respective ghettos. <3 xo.
from kristinemari :
i just wanted to tell you how beautiful your design is. kudos to you.
from msvirginia :
Flirting is harmless until there's an action to back that shit up. Every day, I open my eyes for penance. Peace and Love, m~
from strummer- :
You are hillarious! Shittin' money. Good times.
from msvirginia :
Congrats on the house!!! Are you actually living there? If so, that was one quick-ass move... And speaking of asses, that last entry was one of the funniest things I've read in a very long time. Peace and Love. m~
from dr-z :
Don't forget we need to go look for a dress on saturday!!!!!!!!!!
from hey4eyes :
Well a congratulations are in order.....so there I said it.
from design-doll :
hi keesocks :) wow, thinking bout someone not too much older than me buying a house gives HOPE that cool girls can have houses and cats and all that fun stuff in the not so near future... yay for you :) you are inspirational and sthuff xx
from bugginyou :
CONGRATS!
from endline :
you bitch! your house is so much cuter than mine! i guess that's what i get for not buying one. hehe. i'm glad you got it. it's so cute. :) xoxo - jess
from beatlesgyrl :
CONGRATS!
from indie-anna :
YAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!! congratulations!!! :) <3 xo.
from haberdasher :
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA. good luck with the house thing, rocky.
from indie-anna :
i'm gonna make a little pocket size heather paper doll to keep in my pocket during the dance off. you are definitely part of my posse, even if you are in denver. you'll be there in spirit. i'll send you the video. ;) <3 xo.
from klikitak :
whats yer email? i'll send you a code ;)
from beatlesgyrl :
If it helps, I'm on the edge of my seat about (fingers crossed) your house, too. My advice: Drink lots of vodka and play Trivial Pursuit each night until you find out. Not the most healthy way to make it through these trying times, I know, but being inebriated does wonders to overactive worry cells. Hang in there. Two nights to go.
from siopup :
my fingers are crossed.
from dasich :
i can't wait to see it. i'm dying, really. i'm hoping for you!!! but if i ever come to colorada, i get to spend the night!
from solarlab :
you will get it. you will get it. i am crossing my fingers and doing the house-signing dance all over beijing for you.
from msvirginia :
Good luck with the house! Yours, I'd have to say, is one house(warming)party that I'd imagine would rock three whole blocks! Peace and Love...m~
from klikitak :
psst. i left and went to livejournal. i am a traitor. email me and i will give you my passcode if you want a LJ too. xo
from indie-anna :
i've got my fingers crossed. <3 xo.
from hungryghost :
I've been posting for, like, six months on the trials of apartment-buying. Good days, bad days, rage-filled days, rejections, approvals, dealmaking, wheedling, death threats. Four brokers, two lawyers, and a lot of bored d-land readers later, I have it! And so will you. p.s. Yours will be easier.
from endline :
oh honey. if you're looking for ghetto houses, you're in the wrong place. the 'Nati's where it's at when it comes to ghetto houses. werd. xoxo - jess
from stare--girl :
I spent almost an entire summer with my friend and the sims on her computer. When all was done we felt like big losers but damn it was fun.
from beatlesgyrl :
Re: Your posters. Yes, it makes sense that you appropriate all the images. I so want to buy some. And I'm so going to add you to my favorites. Isn't flattery the best?
from stare--girl :
so I'm all excited about hearing this gossip and then I realize that I have no idea what your talking about. What's westword? Who's Sue Fox? I really wish I had a clue.
from indie-anna :
YES! DOWN WITH HER! i am enlisting you to come to chicago to kick some ass with me. xo.
from beatlesgyrl :
Love your diary. I can't sleep tonight, so I'm linking through favorites of my favorites, and found your site. Great photography. I love concert posters. I may sound dumb, but did you design them? Anyway. Great stuff.
from indie-anna :
& you are pretty adorable all bundled up. xo.
from vamosajugar :
i feel as if i'm expected to leave a cool note since this is a cool diary. And don't kid yourself, we all know it's cool, whether we don't want to admit it or would like to brazenly rub it in other people's faces. But It's 12:52 a.m.and I finised being witty at 11. So you're going to have to settle for the maniac midnight rant instead. now i'm finished
from nickisaghost :
a most excellent diary. i must say.
from indie-anna :
80 degrees? don't take this the wrong way, honey, but i hate you. <3 xo.
from haberdasher :
rocky came out in 1975
from indie-anna :
grrrrr. those BASTARDS. <3 xo.
from design-doll :
oh happy days like these... no kneesocks, i think your mood is b/c maybe the sun has been shining hehehe oh ya... and stinky feet are funny too!
from stare--girl :
I fucking love your entries.
from bluescadood :
i love your layout so much. i have no idea how i got to it, but it's sweet. anyway... check out my diary. leave me some feedback. talk to you later.
from indie-anna :
THANK YOU! it's fucking disgusting, no? NEVER, NEVER. of course, i happen to believe the entire "miracle of life" is fucking repulsive, so... ;) <3 xo.
from pinkweasel :
when it comes down to it. i love to read your diary. and i will continue to read. <333
from haberdasher :
we should spring john hinckley. i mean, sure he only got ronald in the stomach, but maybe he learned to be a better shot while in prison.
from stare--girl :
how wierd. You look almost exactly like a girl i go to school with. You don't lead a double life as a hairdresser do you?
from moonsocket :
hit me! please! oh please hit me!!! i like it!!!
from popekessler :
what? what?!? ...... oh.
from claire3 :
How odd! Last night I had a dream that I was debating whether or not to buy a house! In my dream I had found one that was at an insanely low price, and nobody seemed to realize it. It had a hot tub and a swimming pool inside of it!
from ponyluv :
psst, i tried to email you but i think your computer might have eaten my message when it was at the computer doctor :) i was wondering if you take band photos for hire (or if you know anyone who does). my email is orangesidATaolDOTcom. also, go for the ghetto house!
from stare--girl :
I say go with ghetto. I used to live in a house in Oakland surrounded by churches and liquor stores and I loved it. The house is also so so so cute!
from indie-anna :
pb&j is the choice of champions. i say the one on the top. it kinda stole my <3. xo.
from maobili :
i like it. i want to be a pink robot.
from pinkweasel :
you've prolly heard it all. so all i will say is i love this place. </3
from design-doll :
i found your diary recently and i love it :) i added you to my favorites and i can't stop reading... even the really old stuff... :) another artsy girl who feels about things similar to me! yay! hehe i love your photography and thoughts... and yes, understand about boy crushes... i got a recent comment about how i go through guys like "1-ply toilet paper!" hehe oh well... life is such to be lived :)
from dasich :
i totally understand the HUGE crush situation. it happens to me all the time!
from haberdasher :
some advertisement retards, or maybe voiceover retards pay no attention to syntax and pronunciation and things of that nature apparently. it's good to know that those people are so dumb because it mekes me realize how easy it will be to control them when i take over.
from haberdasher :
carmel is a burned sugar based syrup and caramel is a creme based whipped candy. caramel tastes way better in my opinion so i favor that pronounciation.
from endline :
ha i threw a couple of prayers up for you yesterday. mostly going "yadda yadda yadda... oh, and heather might be pregnant. i gather she doesn't want to be, so if that could work out, i know she'd be appreciative. thanks God. you're the mack." hehe i'm glad things worked out for ya. : ) xoxo -jess
from klikitak :
that feelings enough to make you shit your pants. congrats, sister.
from haberdasher :
i'm not pregnant either! and i've never even been to target. someone will have to spank my pee pee for that one
from bugginyou :
Congratulations! ...or something. :D
from indie-anna :
fingers & LEGS crossed. haha. ;) <3 xo.
from indie-anna :
there is only ONE TARGET in all of chicago, and it is only a 20 minute walk from my apartment. this was not an accident. i feel yr pain. ;) xo.
from jason75 :
that apears to be one hell of a challenge. good luck with that one!
from andy-tai :
hrm, well stephanie DID not give me that haircut. my hair grows out crazy and that's just what i've had to work with. stephanie gave me some crazy mullet type cut which i love, but looks VERY different from that. hi, i miss you. what happened to seeing you everyday like i was for awhile?
from moonsocket :
mmmm...hot bitches. i needed that. thank. you. ♥
from andy-tai :
hrm, how was rich mackin? he had been emailing me and asking places to perform. i suggested breakdown but never ended up going because my best friend from la was in town playing a show at monkey mania.
from klikitak :
you look like a hot bitch. i look like a turn of the century librarian.
from haberdasher :
i saw the koston thing and it was pretty boring. the "skatepark" he had in his house was smaller than the one i have in mine, and his cars didn't even have garish rims. his fridge was empty because he has gotten too big-time for food. he did look strangely like a thin benicio del toro however, which was puzzling and mildly amusing.
from klikitak :
i loved roscoes and you too. did you get the pics? i sent them to your aol addy...
from indie-anna :
they just be jealous yo. <3 xo.
from haberdasher :
in person, i think eric koston might be one of the greatest skateboarders i've ever seen. the world needs more eric kostons. that's all i guess.
from dr-z :
Ok, you can now read the information about that Brandon (dam he was hot) you have been waiting for.
from sketchydoll :
you just described my worst fear / nightmare scenario at an airport. i turn into o.c.d. girl when i pack and get ready to go fly someplace. i chickity-check myself at least 800 times before i leave. or else i might wriggity-wreck myself! blah!!
from wunderweib :
steve b. is so sexy-ugly....count me as jealous of your dream...miss you...xoxo
from anti-diary :
holy living fuck. i was coming here to tell you that i had a dream about you last night. not in a stalker sorta way but in a "weird, it seemed very real" sorta way. you were wearing a green-striped shirt and i commented on how your nose didnt look bad at all after the the whole laser-tag thing. then we kissed and then i cant remember anything else. -erik
from indie-anna :
a. i totally agree, which is why i too, have no b. PINK IS THE BEST. xo.
from ponyluv :
i have a big laser tag scar on my knee from a few months ago. i did a full-speed faceplant down a ramp in the dark. hope your nose feels better soon!
from indie-anna :
that's it. i'm moving to denver. right now. and p.s. i got some really rad buttons in the mail today. ;) have i mentioned i am mildly & wildly in love with you? thanx!! <3 xo.
from raversweetie :
please! do not complain about not being able to wear your winter clothes. i so wish i was where you are right now. boston has pretty steadily been in the teens for the past month or so. and my apartment has no heat. so feel VERY lucky that you haven't had to wear your winter clothes, hell, its a lot better than having to wear them all at once. ;)
from jnickole :
pretty layout/writing. also - anyone who says "poon" in that context wins a million cooldinosaur points, oh yeah..
from dasich :
hell yeah! let's do it.
from endline :
dude, you have red golas. i have blue golas. golas are great, and i've only found one other person with golas. we rock.
from adianoeta :
oh my...I thought I was the only one! People normally think i'm weird for liking steve buscemi. i love his teeth too...cute and crooked
from dasich :
believe me, you are not the only one. my friend and i are also hot for the buscemi. and my english teacher looks like him, but she's female. it's just not the same. but yeah, if you ever watch ghostworld dvd and watch the interview with the director, you'll find out that MANY woman want his pants. just for the record :) woohoO!
from sears :
chicago says you should visit. soon!
from wunderweib :
creatin' a new journal...IM me for details...
from anti-diary :
dude, i fucking love comics...im emailing jay (you should put in a good word for me heather). oh hey, we played 2 shows with Lucero last month...bunch of cool fuckers they are. they even had forever goldrush's back in the bar fight we got into in montana. speaking of goldrush...we will be in denver in march. hope to see you then! -erik
from endline :
1.) the family guy is, by far, the GREATEST fucking cartoon ever. my friend gabe has all the episodes on his comp, and we watch them constantly. it's as good as Jesus turning water into FUNK. 2.) i saw Chicago today and it was excellent. today has, indeed, been an exciting day.
from indie-anna :
66 degrees!? hot damn. gimme some'a dat.
from indie-anna :
of course, that may be because i'm into hot bitches. which also explains my love for you. xo.again.
from indie-anna :
hey heather - my friend is friends with people in lucero (i know nothing about them besides that though). and by the way, yr posters are hot. <3 xo.
from wunderweib :
thank you girliehead!!! i adore you so much...and you better start chilling some pbr...bc i need a location change...if even for just a week.
from indie-anna :
i swear by 150 a day, my dear. <3 xo.
from endline :
i've decided, after reading your diary obsessive-compulsively for the last several days that you might be the coolest girl in the world. you remind me of me, only infinitely cuter. : )
from eatingmyhead :
i am undercase as well. come see. we can shake hands. and say hello.
from upside-down :
it's jamie//heartshaped. i didn't take you off of my buddy list, just transplanted you to another one. upside-down = me. i'll always be reading. hearts.
from sketchydoll :
SUVs as weapons of terrorism??? i had my suspicions about you bein' a troublemaker.....
from haberdasher :
holy balls of flaming shit. that made me fall in love with you. i get an average of 35-38 mpg. i think that's good. let's race.
from pasteismeal :
i have no way of knowing how you fare in the rest of your life but as far as photography is concerned, you are very gifted. keep up the good work... oh any youre about 2 harry potter's too late on that wizard prediction....try sea dragons? thanks for letting me (us) read your diary. peas out.
from klikitak :
No way man- she's coming to LA. I have been having this bet with myself to see how long it would take for H to get here. Chicken, Beer and Waffles are looking that much clearer. As is Punk Rock Bowling.
from indie-anna :
i was thinking the same thing. and that wouldn't have anything to do with being self-obsessed, would it? ;) p.s. get yr sassy ass to chicago. <3 xo.
from endline :
haha. new panties make the world go 'round. :)
from haberdasher :
hahahahahaaa... ahhh shit. you sound like me, except i'm ashamed to write it down (type it out) etc etc
from klikitak :
you said you were shopping for tix to LA. Whats the consensus? Be sure to try Jet Blue! That airline rules. OHHHH I hope you make it out here!
from wunderweib :
wow fucking her must be like fucking warm glass of water lined in spam! glad to know i am not the only one with a little psycho in my wake...sheesh. hope the rest of you day is better doll
from endline :
reading your diary, i felt that was somehow familiar. are you sure you're not my little sister? hehe. merry christmas anyways, family is only good from a distance. :)
from circusfreak :
you want to take her away, for only for a brief moment. after that it's less than whimsical. lets not lie, dear. just like you said there was something you liked about me that you said i left in the french quarter.
from argyle-sox :
Kneesocks are fun. As are argyle socks. I like your diary, by the way.
from dr-z :
Sorry, I was really drunk when I took the quiz. Infact I am not sure reading was a possibilty. I will retake the quiz under the name me, sober this time.
from bugginyou :
I think we need to come to an understanding that whenever you hear anything of John Cusack on television, you have to inform me immediately. Sound like a deal?
from dasich :
meh. well it was worth a try. have fun!
from dasich :
i'm going to oklahoma for christmas! but i'm guessing you will be gone by this time. we're leaving friday and we'll be in the city. haha.
from anti-diary :
dude, i sucked it on your quiz. (high speed chase? damn, who knew)
from eyesonthesky :
OMG Def Leppard...
from indie-anna :
my roommate matt and i have been half joking about going to a freaking spa. but at the same time, we're both really serious, just embarassed to admit it. and of course, i'd hafta get over my utter loathing of anyone touching me. that could be a problem, ya think? ;) <3
from moonsocket :
you just figured this out now? i've been saying it for months now!! it's a settling feeling, isn't it? you are my hero.
from raversweetie :
do you think dave attell is gay? everytime my friends and i watch his show we try to figure that out. he's never interested in the girls throwing themselves at him, he's instead interested in the frat boys. hmm. *strokes chin*
from claire3 :
might i ask whre you got your gnomes? (from a few entries back...) I adore those things and I can't find a good one anywhere.
from sears :
chicago says hello. im alive out here somehow. call my house now, the cell phone company hates me. 312-654-1312
from dr-z :
He should be jealous! That’s how you know he realizes that he is one lucky fool to have caught such a kick ass woman!
from indie-anna :
good. cause i got a one-way ticket for yr ass. ;)
from jmixtape :
Heather,I think you are fly.If you ever find yourself in the Springs,Hit me up and I will buy you a drink.And your art is rad!
from linzipearl :
glad to hear your feeling better. I'm fucking sick of all this sneezing I've got to deal with. :)
from sketchydoll :
jeezy peets, dude. due to the lack of recent kneesocks diary entries, i was gettin worried you were sicker than sick! argh! but you must be a-okay now cuz you're shopping. shopping is nice. i need a sugar daddy.
from klikitak :
so I was watching the food network, and they had a feature on Chipotle and I thought of you. Christ, them burritos weigh in at like 68 lbs....
from peth :
I love your hair, Your socks, they rock.
from klikitak :
your hair looks fucking great. geez, heather. do you get like 6 of these notes a day or what? xo-an adoring fan
from orlandoninja :
I think you;re cool, add more pics, Happy Thanksgiving!
from dr-z :
Hey don't forget we are all getting together Thurs. night for a movie.
from siopup :
i will have those extra shirts!
from dr-z :
Need my old identity back, therefore a shopping trip is in order. I have friday after 4 and all day sunday. Are you in?
from jason75 :
sorry you missed out on the place! by the way... a guestbook would really rock! :P
from klikitak :
For the shitbomb illiterate, let me inform you. A shitbomb is when you take old runny poo and place it in a small paper lunch bag. You aim it at your target (in my case, a door) and watch the messy poo explode. Please go rent "can't buy me love", and you will see a shitbomb in action!
from klikitak :
actaually, i hope they get the house. let them get ripped off, because you WILL find something. It just takes time. anyways, it gives me a reason to drive out there and shitbomb the house.
from indie-anna :
i have my fingers crossed. <3
from wunderweib :
oh!oh! make me a copy of the hank3....puhlease!!!!
from itrymybest :
AMAZING. Are you in my gnomes diaryring?
from indie-anna :
FAN.FUCKING.TASTIC. ahhh. bring them with you when you come to chicago. <3
from jason75 :
I just canned yoru diary on the list and thought I would stop by for a look, I am thoroughly addicted to your writings and your ability to go from fun to dealing with the difficulties of gnomes and their sexual preferences touched me.
from thesauce :
hi. your the first diaryland diary i've ever noted. this place seems neat enough. esp. for venting. don't drink so much -- especially with so little in your stomach.
from achren :
that was lovely.
from wunderweib :
heather...i hope everything is okay with you. your entry made my eyes well up. i love you puddin'. be happy today. celebrate him.
from crapolalola :
it's funny how i never read your diary til today. you are swell. life is grand. if my 9-5 job were on the west coast i'd be a happy camper, but it's not, so i'm heading out west, again, my return cometh. so, how are you?
from circusfreak :
praying, even.
from circusfreak :
i'm parying to something that 130 isn't fat.
from ponyluv :
dude, i think that many many girls lie about their weight. the bitches. god, what i would give to weigh 130. i am too tall for that. hey, i almost went out to see the railbenders tonight, but i am still too fucking sick to be in a smoky bar. crap on that! :)
from endline :
130? since when is 130 fat to other women? shit. i just don't understand our half of the species. ehh well, either way, you're uber cute, and i thoroughly enjoy reading you. :)
from indie-anna :
i'm back. with more words of wisdom. listen up. i was thinking, and even if you were 230 pounds, would that change how great you are? nope. we as ladies need to stop being so ruled by what our hips and arms ;) look like. and i, i need to also take my own advice. ;) xo.
from indie-anna :
you are not fucking fat! dear lord. i have a plan that i think will be good for both of. we need to go out, and force the other one to eat. i mean it too. yr not fat my dearest kneesocks. even if you had 25% body fat. so shut it. ;) <3 xo.
from sketchydoll :
wait. did you write to joe buck and now eagerly awaiting a response? hmmm.....he be a busy dude. i'm so jealous you got to see the shack shakers AND hank III together in one night! aaargh! hank III is coming this way on tuesday (day after guns n' roses!). life is swell. hearts and farts, m
from painted-fish :
hey, nice diary. (: I'll keep up.
from sketchydoll :
like that one dude says in raising arizona......."yer young. you got yer health. what you want a job for?" just kidding. quarter-life crisis isn't all too uncommon......i'm sure you'll figure out what yer lil' heart desires most-est when the time's right. then you'll start kicking ass again. yeehaw.
from achren :
oh, cripes. wednesday, 11/13, 9pm entry? i've written that so many times. and i keep getting just as stuck. not doing what i love and loved doing when i got to do it, not playing guitar, not doing any of that stuff. at least you're designing - which is something more creative than anything i can list for myself. i wish you all the luck in the world breaking out of the worker bee routine. i'm still trying. xom.
from moonsocket :
so, you mean to tell me, that you "aren't allowed" to go to shows put on by other companies? well, it's in your best interest not to go to them, i mean? damn! you better start that T.M. stuff like, NOW!!! for your info, THE USED is going to be at the gothic theatre jan 4. but then again, maybe THE USED isn't for you??? ♥
from moonsocket :
excuse me miss kneesocks, but would you have any involvement in the upcoming boxcar racer show @ the fillmore this friday? boxcar can lick a titty, but the openers, THE USED, you HAVE to go see them. you will never be the same afterwards. and as for the tour manager stint you're thinking about, i did it for the summer, and it's fucking HELL! but i had the time of my life doing it! i'm still dabbling in it. it's like nothing i've ever done before. all the luck, and the power to you if you do decide to take it on. [i have one vote for "give 'er!"]
from anti-diary :
dude, Forever Goldrush can pay you 70 dollars a week to go on the road with us..heh...at least until we get all huge and shit. (oh and side note....i cant stand people that say "methinks".)
from swollenthumb :
Did you read Nine Stories? (Salinger) I'm always curious to see what peoples favorite story from that book is.
from achren :
you're going to have my dream job. and i don't mean that in an idealistic teenager way, i mean that in an i used to book shows and wish i could run them or be part of them ever night way. good luck. xo.m.
from tanglespine :
you would be quite fantastic at it methinks.
from indie-anna :
do ITTTT.
from haberdasher :
take me with you. i'll open or do whatever you ask. put me on the bill.
from moonsocket :
too sweet. now i just have to find something similar here in canada. thanks! you do seriously rock my world! you are like a goddess to me. oh, you think i'm joking???
from pyrite :
dude. on a scale of one to ten on how jealous i am of you, i'm at about a 43. whhhhhy must you rock so hard?
from moonsocket :
hello again. please, could you tell me what is this 'degree in music business' is all about, and what did it involve. i do believe i need one! thanks.
from moonsocket :
slr's is the shit! i firmly believe it will make you 1000 times cooler! no worries! you're a star!
from klikitak :
i'm so happy you got laid last night! i blew my chance by being tired and reeking of stale camels and cheap booze. just like every night. hmmm. i just read what i wrote and now i have to go do some thinking.
from dasich :
if you can't fantasize about every boy you meet, life isn't worth living.
from indie-anna :
and i have three words for you: ponyluv is right. :)
from ponyluv :
also the angel line, they carry those at fashionation, so they can prolly order the other lines too.
from ponyluv :
i have two words for you. fluevog shoes. they fuckin' rock my world, at least. www.fluevog.com (i like the f-shoes, minis, moneywalkers, provogs, and unity lines best)
from dr-z :
Why on earth would I be mad at you? I have just been really busy with worked and I haven't slept at home in four days. I am stilll planning to go to your house tomorrow to prepare for the Monsters of Mock. I promise to make more time for you, just been a wierd time for me. P.S do you think it would be worth my time to take a speed reading/comprehension course? it is only three days. Love ya, DR. Z
from swollenthumb :
I was having the some thoughts about shoes yesterday. The only other option I see on the street look elf shoes.
from sugarhigh888 :
LOL! So agree on that shoe thing. Why do ppl wanna look like aladdin's genie? hehehehe. Love ure lay out. funky! and ure very comical too :)
from mahira :
Read - RAAAAAD! That is so totally rad! Rad, Rad, Rad. See, it's better than "The Bomb"
from wunderweib :
you are so my goddess right now. i hope that everything is going well with you.
from wunderweib :
ok..so i suck and need to send you what i painted for you. there was too much shite going on and i kept putting it off...no i have no excuses.
from withnailgo :
I don't know if being constantly cute is really part of being grown up. Of course, I'm already constantly cute, so maybe I'm not really a good one to comment. Glad to read you.
from indie-anna :
ain't that the truth!?! i've decided to have a special laundry outfit saved for when i go to the laundry shop. you never know who yr gonna see. and besides that, what's more important than looking cute? hahahahaha <3
from casperwoo :
thanks for the offer but now i think i'm going to go as a store detective and my friend is going as winonna ryder. it was either that or a crop circle (?)
from ponyluv :
i live in denver now and i still read your diary, but that's okay and not too freaky cos i don't know you (or anyone). but i do read westword and wonder about the fact that you make the ads.
from indie-anna :
jesus christ. it's fucking fate. i have the same fishnets. they are the hotttttttest motherfuckers on earth. and you look damn fine in them, m'dear. <3
from andy-tai :
i know! i've talked to a few of those lipgloss boys before about calling me "andy-tai" and it just sticks. but, whatever, at least it's my name. so funny.
from msvirginia :
I completely agree with you on the secret reader conundrum. I hate that shit. Peace and Love. m~
from eyesonthesky :
everyone I know wears panyliners...
from revhooligan :
Of course you hate Tool. They suck the butt. Seriously.
from dr-z :
Are you alive?
from perplexty :
your attitude is infective. i laughed out loud reading about that guys whitehead, which is just sickkk. anyway, just stumbled upon this and ended up reading for awhile. wes anderson is my hero.
from ammo-dots :
I'd like you to make some buttons, for my "band". ----- Let me know what the damage would be, for something, like that.
from al-fuh :
I would definitely get the coat, and then for the sale in November you should get another pair of seven jeans. Perfect Plan
from eyesonthesky :
That doesn't sound ridiculous for a coat, and I'm a cheap mofo. Can you put it on hold til the sale?
from indie-anna :
you are my kind of girl - sexy heels. and not the frou-frou kind, the $14 kind. can we get married?
from moonsocket :
you're delicious! ♥
from andy-tai :
well, obviously old people do go shopping after 11. i saw andy's sister at a club the other night but was leaving anyway so i couldn't talk to her. maybe this is email material.
from dasich :
only the hippest people go shopping after ten. you've got nothing to worry about.
from circusfreak :
its always good ot get drink lke a 16 year od. like me, righ tnow. do you always look so damn elbow-y in your pictures? i get that too.
from klikitak :
in regards to my naked lady party, it will be when YOU get here. I will plan it for whenever you can be in Cali. ain't that sweet?
from ponyluv :
yeah, that's what i was gonna say. planned parenthood has this new deal where you can have a $25 consultation with one of their people, get yr blood pressure checked out, and get a pill prescription. they say you only have to have an exam every other year if you have had normal ones in the past. i dunno if i believe that, but i just had my consultation yesterday and it took less than 15 minutes. there was a little girl in the office crying cos her mom wouldn't give her stickers (she thought the jars of condoms were stickers). it was very funny.
from idiomatic :
go to planned parenthood or some clinic like that and explain the situation to them. they'll set you up. it's not good to be on, then go off, and then go back on again so quickly.
from moonsocket :
take a deep breath, friend.....now exhale. i recommend putting on some refused and jumping around your apartment. for a good 20 minutes anyways. shake it out. then we'll go for a beer. my treat. where ever you want! **refused works for me. you pick whatever gets you riled!**
from indie-anna :
oh honey... trust me. i KNOW. i'll be sure to send ya pictures. <3 s.
from bugginyou :
Oh fuck me, I just realized that I already wrote you about the whole turning 25 thing. Apparently that's when your memory starts to go, too. Oops.
from bugginyou :
This turning 25 thing is seeming to be quite traumatic, according to almost every single entry since you turned 25. Man, I was soooo there. I was depressed as hell for a while. It gets better, it really does. I think what helped me was knowing that most of my friends are older than me, so I *AM* still young. ;) And just think, you're now old enough to officially rent a car anywhere you damn-well please. C.
from pyrite :
ooo! i wanna hear the long story.
from achren :
oh, envy. your hair is a most lovely shade of red and though my faux-red is growing back into blonde, it makes me want to go red and redder again. dare i ask what color it is? .m.
from klikitak :
i'm beginning to think you will never make it out here. you need to come out here and show me how to make socks work with sandals. i wear dr. scholls alot. i wonder if that...nah. your on a whole different level....mines just ugly comfort. i like your drunk post too. i have had run-ins in the past where people didn't like my lifestyle (smoking, drinking...no drugs though). i like you the way you are. when are we getting married, anyways?
from ponyluv :
i am drunk and your entry seemed funny. i don't know why. thankyou and goodnight. :)
from optimusprime :
i/d love to scream and yell about dashboard confessional, but you did it so perfectly that i/ve nothing to add. just know that i agree.
from moonsocket :
i'll second that. fuck him!
from ovidovi :
i found myself laughing out loud, in my cube just now. who do you think should fight mr. dashboard? I want Phil Anselmo to pummel his skinny little ass.
from dasich :
one time my boyfriend (also graphic designer) put a very microscopic swastika in the middle of a church's ad. it was great. no one ever knew! and i didn't know that band was christian...no wonder.
from dasich :
THAT'S RIGHT! EAT SHIT! that band sucks like nothing else, and anyone else who sounds like them. they're songs are like...BLAH!! i'm glad you messed it up! hahaha you saved lives!
from defect :
I always knew that band sucked. I just thought he wanted to look rockabilly, but didn't have big enough balls to live it up. Now I realize he just dosen't have balls, period. Thanks for fueling my distain for whiny, punk-lite bastards like that.
from circusfreak :
good god. and i mean that. i saw dashboard confessional in that last entry and immediately decided iwas taking you off my buddy list. then i realized you had a problem with them, so i. well, i didn't. ugh, what a horrible band. christian people are the worst people.
from haberdasher :
aaaaaahahahahhahha.. holy crap. it's okay, you can say that you fucked up the poster on purpose just to piss that fruitbag off. you know you did.
from dr-z :
I talked to my mother and she said it was ok if you borrowed her outfit, just let me know when you want to pick it up. Zaius
from bugginyou :
I had issues about turning 25, too. I think I was depressed for days. I'm over it now, though. Now I get to whine about turning 26 soon...that's a whole lot closer to 30. I need a drink.
from haberdasher :
dude. i've been 25 for awhile now and let me just tell you that it doesn't get any better knowing that you're closer to 30 than 20. seriously.
from thisisjohn :
you are beautiful. erin said that you are the girl for me.
from wunderweib :
hey girlie-head...i suck and still need to get more paint to complete the last little bit of your present...i promise i will buy it tomorrow when i am between shifts at work (work is the whole reason i have not been able to get my damned paint to begin with...sheesh!). have fun today!!!! oh and you are going to have to start checking your front porch this week for lovely little packages from the state of too much sunshinieness...
from moonsocket :
i didn't see a thing! i won;t tell anybody!
from tba :
fucking.cindysherman. fantastic. THAT is who yr photos remind me of. [for the life of me, & for the longest time, i just could not match &recognize] sorry & carryon. xo.
from bugginyou :
Pshaw. You can't marry John Cusack, because *I* am! M.A.S.H. even told me so (http://bugginyou.diaryland.com/mash.html). I think I'll propose if I see him around T.O. during the Film Fest. He'll say yes, he has to...while searching for that MASH entry, I learned that I've written 17 separate entries mentioning his name. How could he not love me? ;) C. P.S. The wedding invite will be in the mail.
from moonsocket :
sure! i guess it depends on what kind of cheese it is, though. some mozza or perhaps some camebert? but no blue cheese or the stinky old man cheese. my goodness! could you imagine?!!
from itrymybest :
a japanese stationery character made by san-x. burned bread gone existential. *amazing*. check out http://www.san-x.co.jp/pan/pan.html for pictures.
from claire3 :
well, heck, from one virgo to another, happy birthday! mine is thursday...(actually, in about three minutes from now.) coincidentally, it's my 21st too...heheh.
from ponyluv :
i keep reading all this hype about boulder and couches and lighting couches on fire and the fact that you can no longer have porch couches in boulder. so i am curious (and have to ask), is this at all related to your couch fire incident?
from moonsocket :
can i be your assistant? i will feed you jelly bellys. any flavour you wish. please?!!?
from circusfreak :
i like your photos.
from dr-z :
Give me a call tonight!!!
from dasich :
it completely pisses me off when people tell me i'm mean and they're actually trying to say i'm honest. in all actuality, i could never be MEAN to anyone, cause mean is doing something intentionally to hurt someone...i'm not like that. neither are yoU!
from haberdasher :
give me your boss' number, and i'll see what we can work out. and yes, you're right, i don't nearly measure up on the sleaze scale, but i'll try and work that out as well.
from moonsocket :
you saw sonic youth?!!? it's official. you are my fucking hero. i love you. i fucking love you.
from haberdasher :
dude, i don't. my brother has a '79 trans am and the whole sleazeball thing just doesn't seem to fit anyone anymore. except for me. buy me one.
from indie-anna :
i hope he gets all A's. ;)
from indie-anna :
it makes my <3 happy to hear that. i HATE when i have old skool hip-hop mix tapes for road trips and NO ONE else is even one tiny bit as excited as i am. that blows. i hope you don't mind i'm planning yr entire chicago trip for you. it involves dive bars, shopping (OF COURSE), punk rock karaoke (no bowling here man), and now, hip-hop jams to shake our asses to. it's the truth man. ex to the oh - s.
from claire3 :
I am very sorry about your kitty. Just wanted you to know I was thinking of you. xo
from essej :
also, you're sexxxy as hell. just sayin'.
from dr-z :
Thank you
from raversweetie :
i would *die* to be 135. i haven't seen that since i was like...4. hahah. maybe not that young, but close!!
from corazon :
I stumbled upon your diary. I liked it. I don't think your arms are fat. Life is too short to worry about arm fat. If you are going to worry about fat at all, it should be the gross back fat that makes one look like they will sprout wings and I doubt you have that going on, so don't worry.
from tanglespine :
oops, weight =)
from tanglespine :
all the excersizing must be gettin' yah ripped, those muscles will put extra wieght on for sure!
from cptninternet :
i'll take an arm and raise you a thigh.
from indie-anna :
dude - there ain't nuthin to be jealous of. i got hips that won't quit, and a million other faults i could tell you about, but it would depress me, so i'm going to keep this nice feeling i've got right now & tell you i think yr the greatest. and when you come to chicago, oh sweet jesus. we are going to have so. much. fun. :) in that wonderful love/hate girl relationship thing. it's so twisted. <3
from moonsocket :
you gaurd that stapler with your life! they can't beat you. they have no idea what they are up against! sorry to hear about your little hannah. i hope you are feeling better. a band called stutterfly may be coming your way in the very near future. i guarantee you will like. canadian or not! don't ever stop smiling! ciao.
from anti-diary :
found this on the net heather. hope it helps just a little bit. take care. -erik IF I SHOULD GROW FRAIL If it should be that I grow frail and weak And pain does keep me from my sleep, Then will you do what must be done for this - the last battle -can't be won. You will be sad I understand But don't let grief then stay your hand. For on this day, more than the rest Your love and friendship must stand the test. We have had so many happy years, You wouldn't want me to suffer so. When the time comes, please, let me go. Take me to where my needs they'll tend, Only, stay with me till the end. And hold me firm and speak to me Until my eyes no longer see. I know in time you will agree It is a kindness you do to me. Although my tail its last has waved, From pain and suffering I have been saved. Don't grieve that it must now be you Who has to decide this thing to do. We've been so close - we two -these years, Don't let your heart hold any tears.
from heartshaped :
love for you and for hannah. hang in there. <3
from carrie-lynn :
I'm really sorry to hear about Hannah. It's a difficult thing to have to do, putting an animal you love to sleep because they're suffering. I know because I had to do it with a dog that my family had for 10 years. She had cancer. For the last few weeks of her life she was miserable, but it was still very hard. Sometimes I still cry when I think about taking her to the vet for the last time. Casey was her name. I wish you luck in dealing with your loss. Hannah knew you loved her and it sounds like you did the right thing.
from tanglespine :
that's awesome, I always figured they had people picked out beforehand that knew they were getting called up, I guess I'll have to make my way out there before the show finally comes to an end and try my luck in the audience. as for the older entries problem, there is info about how to fix it in the new section(thank goodness someone told me as I never check the news) I have been unable to fix the problem, even with the oh so "simple directions" it still makes no sense, at least with the way my html is lookin'. Anyway, judging from you excellent diary I'd imagine you have quite a fair grasp of html and it should cause you no headache at all to fix I'm sure. ♥
from cptninternet :
hello there. . .i found you through the ol' pyrite (yarr). your site/photos/posters look great. i'm very sorry to hear about your kitty. i can't read about that right now because i also lost my pisscat, and my way of dealing with it is to pretend he never ever existed or i turn into a slobbering panic-attacked nervous breakdown mess.
from bugginyou :
Sorry to hear about your kitty. :( On the other hand, I'm insanely jealous that you got to see Bowie. I wanted to go to the show in T.O. SOO bad, but nobody wanted to pay $45 to go with me. Sigh.
from pyrite :
i know...hank iii is my latest love. however, i got to listen to ted nugent threaten to kill twenty deer for every existing animal rights advocate. *kicks self for not going to the hank iii show*
from manslaughter :
It's fucking terrible to lose pets. I'm sorry that your cat was suffering, and that you're suffering, and that there's just suffering... My sympathies, sincerely.
from musicchick44 :
It's almost to that point with my cat too...He's about 14, he takes all kinds of medicine, and he's losing weight like crazy. I'm beginning to wonder if we'll have to put him to sleep too. I'm sorry about your kitty. :o(
from dasich :
losin kitties is a horrible thing. i'm really sorry.
from andy-tai :
i knew hannah only briefly, for hours here, minutes there, but i loved her. i'm crying, and maybe that might not make you feel better, to know that i care, but i'm here, and if you'd like to talk, i'd like to listen.
from indie-anna :
i'm so sorry about hannah, heather. :( but yr right - a life of injections & pills is no life at all. i know how it feels. i'm sorry. i hope yr okay. talking to a human is a good thing to do. <3
from revhooligan :
I am so sorry about Hannah. As for Jason, men can get real stupid about grief. I know, because I'm a dumb guy. Let him know what you need from him, because we are clueless. It's part of our charm.
from facepunch :
my aunt's old cat used to pee on her head every night. oh, he wasn't sick. i think he did it out of spite. later he ran away. i hope your cat situation improves.
from andy-tai :
my best wishes to you and hannah. love you.
from ingressofme :
your photography is OBJECTIVELY amazing stuff. I really like yer diary. it's it's interesting to read. Sorry to hear about your cat. and you listen to good music. have a good day.
from raversweetie :
we, too, have a slumlord who doesn't give a shit about the building. the ceiling in the back hall collapsed 3 months ago and there is ceiling bits and insulation and wetness everywhere back there. we told him. he has done nothing. we had 4 heroin addicts living in the utility closet in the basement. they were arrested but the landlord hasn't done anything about the woman with an apt in the basement that was *letting* them live there. and we, too, are constantly struggling to hide the cat which isn't easy b/c her bed is basically right in the front window. bah. life was better when i lived in a building my dad owned, things got done then. if you are really frustrated with the landlord not doing anything call inspectional services. that'll get his ass in gear when he finds out he may end up in court and lose all sorts of money.
from msvirginia :
I could give you a bunch of old adages-turned-cliches, like "what doesn't kill you just makes you stronger" and familiar shit like that, but instead, I'll just tell you that sometimes your planets get a little outta whack, and, yes, they will move again, and it will get better. I really am sorry to hear that you're having a rough time. Sick pets are always difficult to endure. And Slumlords suck huge choads. Check your phone book. There are places you can call to report him. Landlord-Tenant Relations and the like. Open an Escrow account and put all your rent money in there. They can't touch it until they do all the necessary repairs and upgrades. Peace and Love, kneesocks. Keep your fine sense of humor, okay?
from klikitak :
a sick pussy-thats no fun. i hope she gets better soon andi hope you don't worry too much. kitties are pals :(
from indie-anna :
i hope hannah gets better soon. and that you get happy. <3
from revhooligan :
With no AC in the casa del hooligan, I might try that sheets in the freezer trick. Thanks.
from beloit08 :
The only reason you can pull off slip-on vans is because you can still wear them ironically. If I tried that, I'd be like weird pony-tail man you sometimes see lurking in the back of clubs. So sad and out of place you can hardly believe it.
from alimabean :
wear the checkerboard slip-ons with pride. and make sure to stomp on some nine west flats next time you see some.
from indie-anna :
DUDE. you have the checkerboard slip-ons too? this must be fate. we can wear matching outfits when you come visit. then we'll REALLY be cool.
from andy-tai :
i thought that your drunken entries were quite good actually. especially if you take into consideration the state you were in. I mean, i don't know many people who can be that coherent and still make extremely good points about anything when they're drunk. i was quite impressed. we should go out drinking.
from andy-tai :
you just made my day. you're right abotu the girlfreind thing. i should probably just write you and email.
from near-sighted :
NO ONE can be cool enough to match corey feldman OR motley crue. how i would die for a dream like that. or about lego. i love lego.
from indie-anna :
hahaha. yeah. we're still cool. it's all good in the hood, my friend. another reason to love you: yr a paranoid freak, just like me. i'd be afriad of what would happen if we put our heads together. <3 s.
from indie-anna :
oh dear lord. i just went back and read whatever i may have written. that was about a 40 year old woman who i work with, who i have complained about before. i get irritated when talking to her. that's all it was. it had NOTHING to do with you, i assure you. whatever diaryland drama may have existed with whomever, i am definitely not a part of it. so. yeah. <3
from dr-z :
Of course I know you would. Thanks you for trying to keep people under control for me. I am sure you saved my house from a few more idiotic problems that would have occurred!
from indie-anna :
hey man. i was just reading yr diary, and was wondering WHO you were talking about, then i noticed that you had taken me off yr favourites. was it ME? because i never, ever talk about diaryland people in my diary (i happen to share the same belief as you that it is YR DIARY & you can say whatever the hell you want), and i surely would not talk about you as i heart you so. just wondering. just gettin the word out.
from revhooligan :
What could you POSSIBLY say that is offensive? I am the most offensive person I know, yet no one writes shit about me... maybe I suck.
from dasich :
strange that they came out dark. really strange. cause 800 film is sposed to be good enoough for inside. i used 400 outside. there's also light leaking in from some other place, maybe that has something to do with it. i have NO idea. but i hope it gets better for you.
from kstarr :
robots are done like dinner. BUT WOW A SOURDOUGH ROBOT THAT SHOT LAZ[S]ERS!! i'd fall over.
from dasich :
HEATHER. post the pictures, quick! i'm dying to see. i'm about to post my first roll of film. some of them didn't get printed which look fine on the negative, so i'm starting to wonder about the developin job. we'll see. i'll try somewhere else next time. live and learn! it's the lomo way! err...or ikon catch 4.
from indie-anna :
it's unlocked man. <3 s.
from dr-z :
ok...so i am fucked in the head...i need to get help...i am so fucked...why can't the logic of my brain take over?
from dasich :
OH MY GOD. by an extreme stroke of luck, today in a thrift store i had never been to before, there lay on the shelf with the rest of the cameras, a beautiful four lens camera. it cost me $.95 and it's manual. i can't express how crazy this has made me!
from indie-anna :
THANX. A. LOT. HEATHER. damn you & kylie minogue. ;) ex to the oh.
from bebelua :
confession: i love me some you.
from itrymybest :
i went to mount rushmore last year as part of a road trip (and have been there three times previously) *precisely* because of the kitsch. if you have time, go see the cosmos mystery area or the wax museum of presidents . . . they're both right in the area.
from dasich :
no urban outfitters around here, dammit. but i did find that site you told me about in the search for the camera, so i'm going to go with them. thing is, my mom won't give me her friggin card so i can order it! i have the money and all. argh. i'm sure it won't disappear until she lets me.
from carrie-lynn :
oops, I was still logged in to the review site a second ago when I left the note. Anyway, I'm still sitting here wondering how many shitcakes they actually sell, and who is eating them? That's so gross and funny at the same time.
from carrie-lynn :
oops, I was still logged in to the review site a second ago when I left the note. Anyway, I'm still sitting here wondering how many shitcakes they actually sell, and who is eating them? That's so gross and funny at the same time.
from diarylove :
Your cat is really cute. maybe one day I'll get around to adding a pic of mine since I talk about them nonstop. Shitcake, wonder who thought that one up?
from dasich :
you are so cool!!!!! i wanna know everything you know about everything! hehe. i'm jealous. way back in the day, in the old delias magazine there was a four lens camera for real cheap, but my mom didn't want to buy it for me and now that you brought it up again, i remember!!!!! so ... i'm just gonna have to spend all my money to get one. argh!
from ponyluv :
lomo = greatness. much fun. yessssss.
from anti-diary :
yo heather, email me your number so i can call you when i get into denver with forever goldrush. =) i leave the 17th.
from dasich :
your cat is the coolest. i live for cats.
from dr-z :
Well, it is like I said, I can't spell or proofread at this point. I just love what my college education is doing for me. Mt. Rushmore here we come!
from chadmuska :
you are the coolest diary i've read lately. you like jaw breaker and think jimmy fallon is cute. i also like buttons.
from moonsocket :
i just call them as i see them. i could read your words forever. thank YOU!
from moonsocket :
you are the very essence of that which people fear. you are an unknown to them. you are strong. you are opinionated. and you speak truths to them that their small minds just can't comprehend. i love you and all that you stand for. i am a witness to all of your beauty.
from sears :
i would like to add to what mistakemade said by adding that you, heather, are a harlot.
from pyrite :
just thought i'd remind you that you're marvelous and amazing and all of that jazz. (also, i wanna plan a wm3 benefit type thing too...do you have any tips?)
from msvirginia :
Hey kneesocks, don't let 'em get you down. In fact, keep on ranting. Seems to me that a lot of people are forgetting that these are diaries here. Just because the entries are publicly posted doesn't mean they are an open invitations to attack. Seems to me that people are also forgetting that this country, however fucked up it may or may not be, entitles its citizens to whatever opinion they want to own. Rock on, girl. Peace and Love.
from kbaa :
..mistake made is right....think reallly hard about how you sound....
from anti-diary :
dont let that mistake fuck get to you. he or she probably just needs to get laid.
from klikitak :
i think someone made a mistake. ah yes! mistakemade! you really, really enlightened me with your "leftist views" and "extensive" knowledge of politics. woops-just kidding! rather than let me expose heather from under her klansmans hood, i want to point out that we journalists have no disclaimer for what we write. thats the beauty of things. dont get your junior-college-womens-psychology-associates-degree panties in a bunch. anyways, you lost any credibility with me by using "check your self". that and other colorful metaphors like "suburbanite" "spoiled, rich" just don't work to your benefit. Gee, what I wouldn't give for a silver spoon to crank up your ass...
from dasich :
mistakemade is so wrong. i couldn't believe it when i read it. i added my little input to my diary and her notes and now your notes. how much nerve must one have? anyway...she was totally wrong and i'm sorry you were in a position to have to explain yourself.
from eyesonthesky :
I was too lazy the other day to say so, but I thought your Pledge of Allegience entry was great, and I'd intended to link to it...
from mistakemade :
do you realize how spoiled you sound? now, i agree that the deception involving politicians is screwed and something should be done but talking shit about war veterans will get you no where in life. you need to look into things more. when those vets went to battle they were fighting for your rights, which includes your right to talk shit about the flag, god, the country, etc. don't get me wrong, i'm not a fucking right winger but shit girl, you need to check yourself out before being so offensive. as far as the pledge of allegiance, technically it is unconstitutional but why is it being brought up now? majority of this country, whether you like or not, do not want to change the pledge (even though the original pre-1954 did not include "one nation under god). i think you need to get off your high horse, you spoiled, rich, white, suburbanite that has probably never had to fight for anything in her whole meager existence. you make me sick.
from revhooligan :
Having your bean bag stick to the side of your leg ain't summer fun either. I wish I could carry my junk around in my glovebox.
from essej :
cutie, you need a gbook like nobody's business, 'cause DAMN : "stinky pussy" needs a couple hundred thousand collective giggles all publicly resounding just so's we all feel better about laughing.
from girl-written :
you rock. absolutely. ♥
from mahira :
I'm so jealous, I've never heard my cats fart. Maybe they eat too many jellybeans.
from silentswirl :
Eeek! Your numbers are on the bottom of your car ad. Not sure if you wanted those known here in Diaryland.... if you did, just go ahead and ignore me. :)
from moonsocket :
just a few questions, if you don't mind...what kind of camera do you use? if it's not a digital, what kind of scanner are you using to make your photos visible to the masses? and do you develop all your own prints? you are soooo fucking cute. that's all i have for now. thanks for your time...
from tanglespine :
thanks for posting that link on the west memphis three, I had not heard anything about this before. good luck with the benefit
from mrs-roboto :
I am way jealous!
from mrs-roboto :
I am way jealous!
from revhooligan :
I don't care who the new singer for INXS is, as long as he masturbates in a noose.
from pyrite :
dude. are you gonna like "flee" denver and whatnot?
from raversweetie :
i went to my parents house yesterday to see my 2 cats. my mom told me that one of them has been pooping on the couch. i asked if they have been closing the door to the basement (where the litter box is) sho'nuff they have. so she's just letting them know to open the damn door. just like your cat saying hey clean the litterbox or i'll use you as one. ;)
from lilyponds :
you diary is a very interesting read
from moonsocket :
you have the life i have always wanted. much love.
from chalet-lines :
mmm...knee socks are delicious...
from andy-tai :
as much as i have an undying love for you, heather, i'm a bit miffed that our plans to go see awk together never happened. granted it's as much my fault as anybody else's but you actually got to go, so i'm a bit bitter. anyhow, i'm glad it was fun. i wouldn't have been able to afford the gas to denver anyhow.
from revhooligan :
The catering for my Birhday consisted of Modern pizza (New Haven is the only place to get pizza) and PBR in bottles.
from inimitable :
your necklace. says cunt. that's amazing. xo.
from indie-anna :
ughhh! the funky buddha has got to be THE. WORST. place on earth. i can't even force myself to be in there longer than one minute. dive bars are sooooo much better my dear. i'll drink to that.
from klikitak :
call your car fritter. fritters are cute, kneesocks are cute...the car is cute, and thank GOD im back in california!
from carrie-lynn :
i love reading your diary entries. You say things in your entries that I feel over and over again. I almost feel like I know you just from reading. . And I LOVE your pictures.
from asteroidbelt :
i like yer rollover buttons. they're hott.
from eyesonthesky :
Oooh, I like the new layout.
from heartshaped :
you are so damn hip. x to the o. <3<3<3
from the10thfloor :
i guess the pictures are sucky. well, no. i KNOW they are. the pants, skirt, and one'a the jackets are made of the polka dot stuff. i'll send the boys over to you immediately. oh yeah, and i dig yr new layout. :)
from ovidovi :
your new design is fantabulous. it works perfectly fine in ie5 for a mac. congratulations on graduating.
from msvirginia :
hey kneesocks, I can read your new template just fine. It rocks, actually. I like how the images to the left are blurry until you put your cursor over them. Congrats! Can you go to bed now? Obviously, I can't.
from heartshaped :
oi! <3<3
from submarine :
i tried to cut my hair yesterday and totally screwed up my fringe.So now i have to wear it back all the time. oh the horrors of hair p.s i still want your hair.hehe
from submarine :
can i please have your hair?
from wunderweib :
i need yo' password for photogirl yo! loves you lots...jes
from indie-anna :
they only had the tuxedo one! grrrrr. ;) that's okay. i'll just make my own.
from claire3 :
i wholeheartedly agree, sweatercoats are tres offensive. they need to go!
from indie-anna :
i am so stealing yr shirt.
from revhooligan :
Godd for you! Use real names, fuck. If they didn't want you to use them, they shouldn't have told you their names in the first place. Seth Squires, RevHooligan
from klikitak :
who's talking smack on my kneesocks? why, i'll bop them silly with bottles of old e' and force them to spend 6+ hours on ratemypoo.com!!
from eyesonthesky :
I swear I saw on "House of Style" or something that it stretches the skin around your eyes, thus making it more taut and easier to apply makeup to...
from msvirginia :
Such a cock-y idea, grrl! What a wonderfully original project. Love the posters, too.
from estree :
Your site is hilarious. I feel you on that Ally McBeal "event". They just announced they're cancelling the series, thank god. BTW, I love those posters you made. I'll be back to read more.
from ponyluv :
"if you love somebody why not set them on fiii-rrre"
from wunderweib :
oohoohhh!!! you and i should camp out in front of the store on the evening of the 15th morning of the 16th and get the first two damned copies of better off dead!!! ahhhhhhh...mr. cusack..... miss you honey-bunny....
from siopup :
i like the font.
from andy-tai :
we should really run away and do our own promotions thing. we'd rock the music world with our moral ethics.
from eyesonthesky :
Oh wow that's good. In high school, my friend and I used to have Penis Day, where we're make each other cards and talk about our giant dicks all day.
from itrymybest :
i just started xanax three weeks ago. how does it treat you?
from indie-anna :
i. love. those. !!!
from klikitak :
that's my girl! make 'em squirm. i wish more of the general male public would rock out with their cocks out. job well done.
from indie-anna :
YES!
from wunderweib :
wow heather i just felt like i was at the once a year peni(?) sale at the local porn dealer...it's beautiful. but if it doesn't fit quite right...what is the exchange policy?? love you dollface...
from indie-anna :
one pair of patton's pink polyester polka dot pants coming up. say that 5 times fast. ;)
from revhooligan :
Concerning your note to self: I just pissed myself laughing. Can I steal your story for my screenplay?
from pyrite :
i think the idea of "buttfuckonthefirstdateclub.com" is the best idea i've heard in a long time....
from casperwoo :
penises!
from pola :
Rock on with the Peni Attack Girl! (oh... and the guy who runs the royal oak music theatre is a dick! I'm sorry if you actually have to talk to him on a regular basis)
from ponyluv :
eeww, that's a gross one! :)
from siopup :
is it penii? or peniseseseses? oh dear. i'm so confused. (and jealous!)
from siopup :
i wish i had 25 pictures of peni. i am so jealous!
from ann-frank :
Oh sheesh, I just happened to wander in but yet i feel compelled to come back to find out more behind the pre-planned sensationalism behind the penis-party. And even though I know results are nothing like any sick soriety bash - it probably makes me shallow because who doesn't like a good funny penis party anecdote?
from haberdasher :
hhuuuuuuhhhhh... god! why didn't i think of the free beer?!!! no wonder no one showed at MY penis party... good luck.
from eyesonthesky :
I must ask...what's chick-fil-a?
from haberdasher :
don't fuel my psychosis!
from sears :
better off dead is an amazing movie. heathers is also an amazing movie. but the best movie of all: the morrissey DVD
from haberdasher :
hey! i have one of those belushi shirts! its not all that small though... but its there.
from aidan-cage :
just stopping in to see and say hello. hope you find me...PEACE - Tristan
from haberdasher :
hahahaa, the funny thing is, ialready have all the craziness and how i got there on my computer. are you trying to talk me into putting it all on display?!
from argyllpez :
i agree about the punk not being mainstream. yay. and about the runny nose. yeah. i agree. i need to cut my damn nose off. blah.
from klikitak :
blue wig head-its my fucking birthday and im going to the gym. please kill me. xo!-pink wig head
from haberdasher :
i guess it's a good thing that the oral mic is small enough so as to avoid rips and the like
from siopup :
your design is so very cute.
from indie-anna :
happy valentine's day! :)
from claire3 :
i like your new layout. i'm jealous! i am inept when it comes to html or any kind of design stuff, so i will live vicariously.
from eyesonthesky :
They just opened a Chipotle a block away from my apartment. I went for lunch today and sweet mother of Mary, those burritos are big enough for 2 people.
from indie-anna :
sometimes you act like such a fucking girl... i <3 it!
from indie-anna :
sometimes you act like such a fucking girl... i <3 it!
from ponyluv :
i like the green. muy bueno!
from anti-diary :
i dig the new layout my sista. rock on!
from fyrefaerie :
yes! weblog-style entries kick ass!
from klikitak :
california, well, me in particular wants kneesocks, i mean heather. when you coming out here? i believe you owe me some chicken and waffles and a beer!
from adianoeta :
i feel your old navy pain. yesterday i was inspecting a wallet there trying to figure out if i could rip out the tag without tearing it up.
from adianoeta :
i feel your old navy pain. yesterday i was inspecting a wallet there trying to figure out if i could rip out the tag without tearing it up.
from claire3 :
i didi try ikea. i ordered a dresser from there, and they ended up charging me 175.00 for shipping....grrr. unfortunately all of their couches, besides the futon type are to big. :(
from claire3 :
i have often wondered what a diaryland convention would be like....although for some reason i picture it as a company picnic type event, with everyone wearing "HI! my name is...." stickers.
from haberdasher :
internet boy thing. hm.
from indie-anna :
i'm all over the slumber party. i usually hate girls, but something tells me we'd be friends.
from indie-anna :
dude! what is the deal? i'm doing the internet boy thing too & it's making me a psycho.
from revhooligan :
Hell, yeah, keep using Retard! If the retards aren't retards anymore because they're all "developmentally chalenged", then the word "retard" is up for grabs. Grab it now before a big corporation takes it and uses it to mean a kind of soup or something. That'd be wicked retarded. And gay as all hell.
from mel839 :
hmm
from notkeren :
does the aim image work now? ask your friends if they can see it. it works for me! p.s. i added three images tonight. i'm gonna try to make more soon. tell yr friends!
from wunderweib :
ohmygod are we too much alike sometimes...
from haberdasher :
i want to be an insider.
from eyesonthesky :
Errrr...I don't know you, but can I have your password anyway?
from klikitak :
here i have been meaning to unbashedly gloat over all that is kneesocks. here's my chance!.....hmm. what to say....keep writing. and i will keep reading. on a lighter note-i liked the christmas list! isn't restoration hardware great? now, if i only had a house to restore, or if you will, furnish. boy, thats frustrating. as for my list, i should have added a life time supply of venus razors. too late now i suppose. drop me a line sometime. -nicole
from ubercute :
wow...reading that last entry is a replay of my last x-mas. i am so sorry that you have to go this. i learned last year (from jas' grandmother passing away on x-mas day) that all you can really do is listen to him when he starts talking, give him space when he needs it, and offer mini-excursions to keep him sane (even if it's just to play video games at a local arcade...only this time...let him win a couple). i am pretty sure that he knows you are a good girl and will appreciate even the littlest things from you right now. i hope that you fend alright...if you need anything...you have my email.
from ubercute :
i happy to know that you area smilin' girl again...yay!
from cursedbear :
Hey............Found your diary through a friends, and have really enjoyed reading it. Like the writing style, and your pictures are great too. My compliments. Anyway, good luck with your work, and have fun over Christmas break. Talk to you later. :) *erin*
from indie-anna :
they sent my sister the same 30% off thingy... oh, the damage gap girls can do...
from haberdasher :
ian cant be a god. i am the only god
from notnatural :
OOOH, I just found this and from the few entries I have read I think I am going to like it A LOT. Man, if I could spend all day reading other people's diaries and writing stuff in my own, I'd be so happy!
from andy-tai :
hi. call me. bye. oh yeah, where did you buy your jeans? i got my one pair of ass-lovin jeans at guess and vanya made fun of me for them. i don't care.
from uberbastard :
Thank you for making me giggle, Jes made me read you because she wants to drink beer and stalk vespas with you. Now I find myself here looking at pics and laughing shyly at your cuteness.
from stupidrobot :
BEEEP! THOSE JEANS! SAAWEET!
from ubercute :
you still wanting someone to trade mags with?? 'cause we may be able to help each other here...lemme know what you are looking for...
from soulburning :
Now I see why youre so popular round here...gotta keep readin your stuff....

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