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from fuckingdrunk :
Hope you're well Lola.
from schmarkey :
is it OK if I linked to you from my blog? i should have asked first but just did it anyway... ;)
from schmarkey :
hi schnitzel! glad to see you're blogging again. missing you. sad that even when I go visit NYC you're not there either. :( when are you coming to the aveda training, dollface? -Jess
from ohclaudine :
the "miss you" part is not part of the pass ;)
from ohclaudine :
username: mic pass: vic miss you
from oneatatime :
[email protected] - use it! where is you?
from oneatatime :
Do you still have my email address? Where are you? Oh, the missing of you!
from oneatatime :
Oh! I miss you. That's all. Love, Michele
from ohclaudine :
that would be keen if you had your own salon. You can name it LOLA salon. I watched my mom nurse my grandma too, it's the hardest thing ever. i love rain. I don't know if I could move that far, if I did it would be the opposite direction towards england or something. whateva. im lost. hugs for you lola. xox
from ohclaudine :
(I think I'm your note hoochie.) yeah she's belongs to the 'rent. Aint she a doll? I miss her so. How are you lola?
from ohclaudine :
thank you lola! :) I'm glad I made your night.
from ohclaudine :
Hi lola!! How are you?
from chaosdaily :
hi. glad you are still around, i was wondering what happened to you!
from ohclaudine :
Email bebe ;)
from ohclaudine :
HAH! It's a photo yes, of a detail shot of one of my paintins. That's hilarious. Someone else told me it it looked like a shreded couch.
from bare-my-soul :
i'm so glad you're writing again! but i'm sorry to hear they're not laughing at your jokes!!
from fuckingdrunk :
Did I tell you the big news?
from hissandtell :
Hey, doll. I was just thinking about you this morning, and wondering how your thighs were. (Seriously, I'm very glad you're back. I missed you.) Love, R xxx
from ohclaudine :
Oh I have welded in the past and I love it love it. The smell of burnt metal is like no other * sigh * Actually I should have rephrased "metal work" to metal paintings. I have thought about actually being a professional welder in a union and all that... does your brother like it?
from ohclaudine :
HAHA! oh my gawd, what a fab note. Yeah I was thinking the ticket thing merely for the uniform, it is cute! Waiting for my lovvva on the couch sounds great too, but I know I'd turn into a fatty. How are you Lola??
from bare-my-soul :
yeah, my girl is settling in!!!
from ssteedman :
Long time no read! Hope things are okay with you... I was beginning to think you'd done a 'Spanklin' and disappeared!
from schmarkey :
schnoobles! miss you tons. watched "angels in america" tonight and couldn't stop thinking how you look like Mary Louise Parker, who adam just called "beautiful". hope all is well. miss you like mad. -Schmarks
from ohclaudine :
gee lola. are you saying I sound schizo? ;)
from bare-my-soul :
how are the meatballs?
from ohclaudine :
hi chick!
from ssteedman :
Opinion: you need to add commenting ability to your page. You can get a good one at www.haloscan.com It makes your page that more interactive. By the way, out of curiosity, how much does one pay for a standard men's haircut in the States? Here in SA we pay about R70 (which is about $8).
from kb3129 :
Oh thank god you're alive!! I've been working 12 hour days for the last 3 weeks and I forget to eat at times, which is a lovely situation, as you can well imagine Dubes. Paris w/ Brad is next weekend and then.... Cinderalla is going to the ball October 6th - we'll discuss. Maybe if I titilate you, you'll call me sooner??? I'm trying to manipulate you. I miss you dearly and can't wait to hear about your adventures!! xoxoxo KB
from kb3129 :
Better yet - email me [email protected] and give me your number so I can call you. Can I tell you how in love I am with Peanuthead on the "Community Blood Center" stationary????
from kb3129 :
Ok - I'm an idiot. I've been signing your guestbook below your entries to get you to fucking call me!!!!! And now I just remembered to book a goddamned appointment!!!!! I MISSSSSS YOUUUUUU~~~~~!!!!!!!! Will you please call me so I can hear about your life Dubois!!!!!! I'll call you back so the employer pays for it instead of us!!!
from denny-1 :
Greetings Earthling! How is Mars? I'm thinking better than FL...totally chronic yo. Miss ya, smile thinkin' bout those pics with the go0glee glasses...days of old...Still pimping...hope to be doin the hair thing soon...lovin' it so far...Stayin' in MA, FL was a bit of a nightmare...grey hair and bugs, no thanks. Breath in that clean Mountain air, sleep well, be well, and carry mace (you never know about those big dogs!) :) Over and out...Denny
from bare-my-soul :
yes, but you can give me YOUR number. hello? you told me you would give it to me, then I can call you....right? what's going on. now i'm worried. at least write me an email...something. miss you so much.
from bare-my-soul :
of course i love you, i'm waiting for your call you brat!! what is your number. miss your terribly. it's really not the same without you here. i mean that.
from autumnleigh :
Oh, man! I love my mother but maybe that's because I've never spent three days alone with her with no electricity. Glad you're well!
from chaosdaily :
if i lived with my mother for 3 days without electricity, i know for sure i would run away before the 3 days was up....
from ssteedman :
Great to see you've resurfaced! Was missing your name showing up in red on my Buddy List... Pity, we don't get hurricanes here in South Africa. Possibly, a strong north-west breeze at worst. The only natural disasters we suffer from is AIDS and incompetant government. Otherwise, all is cheery. You should've taken pictures for us to see!
from duoae :
Hope all turns out well. Best wishes.
from hissandtell :
I shall miss you awfully, darling. (But I'll try not to be sad, for both our sakes.) Love, R xxx
from xperi-mental :
I'll miss you!!!!!
from fuckingdrunk :
I'm alright, but I could use a little divine intervention.
from duoae :
I know exactly what you mean. I've felt that way for a few years now. Conincidentally i wrote about that today too. Scary. Had too many coincidences recently. Just because one part of your life has changed doesn't mean that you have. You are no less the strong independent person you have been and are today. You may not realise it. But you can be.... Don't stress... and have fun.......
from autumnleigh :
A shock like that can make you feel rootless. I felt nameless after my father died and my mother remarried shortly thereafter. The shock wears off, though, and you will recover. Do something good for yourself this weekend. :)
from fuckingdrunk :
You should start your own business, and...hire me. I need a job. You be the brains, I'll be the muscle.....
from chaosdaily :
it might just be gout in your toe, and not diabetes.. sounds like fun, huh?
from ohclaudine :
Yo I can hook you up with a podiatrist if you want. My pops.
from hissandtell :
Hi baby - I'm catching up on your older entries (I've been away but now I'm BACK!) and wanted to remind you how much I love you...that is all. Smooch. xxx
from denny-1 :
Yo. Chronic. Leavin for Vegas Baby...all the beautiful Babies...Vegas! Chronic...YO.
from bare-my-soul :
thanks nancy! hey lola belle...what about the entry you were working on when i phoned...you did some editing - i know it - what did you leave out this time? wouldn't i like to know. love u girl. hang in
from chaosdaily :
i miss the pic.... and rose is great, isnt she?
from chaosdaily :
yummy pic there!!!!
from autumnleigh :
So, scoring a home run means, er, trying to score a home run? What a loser. At least your Yankees beat the Red Sox. My Red Sox.
from impetuousme :
growing up bites. i hope you grow OUT of it soon... :)
from bare-my-soul :
i'm so proud of you. i know it ain't easy to write about this shit. YOU are MY idol! i love you so very much. rose
from impetuousme :
time is time, and we along with it.. roll... until we die... you... and i...
from ssteedman :
Probably none of my business, but, how did your old man die? I will not be offended if you do not answer this...
from impetuousme :
you are most welcome. I must confess, i read even MORE of you, after i posted that other dealie... and was even MORE impressed. also, i just have to say, (because there is usually no stopping me) that when i clicked to read your FIRST entry, and saw the pic of "you" on the throne... i just.. well.. i laughed my WHOLE FUCKING ASSS off.. hee hee.. and.. uh.. well i doubted of course, that it was really YOU, ya know, who would have THAT much courage.. but then, today, i was followling a link from YOUR favorite diarys, and of course Rambling Rose stood out like a .. uh.. raw.. thumb.. so i read some of HERS. and in the process would up finding more pics of YOU.. with her .. etc... and since it was the very same you.. i sorta surmised, the whole other busines was indeed TRUE.. SO.. I stand all amazed at your daring, your charm.. and your smile... i SIT all amazed now.. still. .smiling.. at the utter cuteness. . that is totaly YOU... so.. thank you AGAIN.. and i DO hope this time.. you will, instead of a little post (rather like a married kiss/peck sort of thing) write to me at: [email protected] because i think you are just the most and the best.. and if i could.. i would just beg you to meet me on the far end of the San Francisco Bridge (it's been SO long after all) where we could make a lot of noise, and STILL have time to watch the sun go down... so.. uh.. heh.. got off track there.. yeah.... i KNOW.. you are on the other coast.. but so... well SO am I... and anyway.. i'm sure my word count is running OUT.. so.. hope to hear from you very SOOOOOnnnnn.....
from impetuousme :
you are now, officially my favorite journal of ALL... thank you... so much for making me laugh... cry, and tear at my HAIR... thank YOu...
from ssteedman :
I'm liking your writing - it's turned more cynical and introspective! Bears a slight resemblance to Spanklin's journal who, alas, seems to have disappeared
from bare-my-soul :
hey, what is this bukowski film? i wanna go!! love, the little green man.
from ssteedman :
There seems to be a lack of sparkle in your writing... the usually shrewd insights that come through your text is flat - it can't all be PMS, can it? I also was curious to know: do you do men's hairstyling ;-) Hope all is well all told... I still read your journal daily - I find it fascinating to glean insight into someone else's life. I feel like such a Peeping Tom ;-) Take care
from chaosdaily :
yea well the newspapers in the midwest all say the same things. no one knows where they will strike, so you arent necessarily in the wrong place. take care, and dont let them win.
from ohclaudine :
also look at Tom Friedman. Small obsessive compulsivey ish works of art. http://www.designboom.com/portrait/friedman.html
from ssteedman :
you struck a true chord there... I'm curious - what do have to hate about?
from schmarkey :
perch. perch. miss you. Love.
from ohclaudine :
Yeah De la Vega is a hotty, he's puerto rican I think... I saw him in the art supply store once, but I think I remember his wife and kids waiting in the van outside. Dissappointment.
from hissandtell :
Well, I'm not really interesting in being admitted to your college, darling, but I'm certainly keen to meet all your graduates - could you send me an alumni list, maybe? Love, R xxx
from kb3129 :
That goddamned parched goat head. What divine culinary treasures lurk in this city. Who knew? My reaction was exactly yours. Can you fucking imagine piercing the snout with a fork? And the teeth are still intact. The guinea pig was not funny. I had them as pets and never threw one on the grill.
from ohclaudine :
wait aren't cows heavy though? I'm all up in your notes Lola... sorry.
from ohclaudine :
I'm glad you liked my tree sluts, they are really supposed to be displayed on wall with a slide projector but eh..whateva. Did you think of sex like Rose did? I was there for a whole afternoon, the heads wouldnt stay lodged where I placed them. I really enjoyed doing it though, I did another series with them on 14th street called City Whores. It put them in a completely different context, not sure if it was for better or for worse, but yeah I've love the addy. P.S also love the loo photo.
from ohclaudine :
Waterbugs. When I dormed in Union Square we had them crawling outof the shower drain. In the midst of three girls screaming in terror I threw empty soup cans at it, but missed. I ran frantically to other apartments asking for RAID. I drowned those mofo's in poison Lola. I coulnd't bear to set them free on the window ledge. But time has passed, maybe now the urge to kill those ugly little fuckers has passed. I don't see them much really, they don't like Queens.
from ssteedman :
love the new pic - lavatorial humour ;-) Added you as a favourite diary on my journal so that my readers can share some similar humour (often mistaken as cynical bitchiness...) Have a good one...
from schmarkey :
schnitzel, i have found you! i may be in brooklyn but we don't have to be out of touch. i miss that balcony by the post office, don't you?!
from kb3129 :
I love you. I think I'll send him an anonymous link. :)
from ohclaudine :
oh thank you!!
from ohclaudine :
Lola, do you have any mannequin heads I can borrow? Or do you know where I can find them cheap? Love M
from fuckingdrunk :
you know, by the way, that in that earlier note, it was that I "watched" a woman die for six hours..
from fuckingdrunk :
Last night I had this wild dream, and we were speaking on the phone. I hung up on you, and wrote you a note that I had planned never to give to you. I retained it upon waking, and pounded it out.: I died, in that instant. When suddenly, I hung up the phone. I couldnít bear, any longer, to be living, to you. But, as much as it can, my spirit burns on. You see, it is the mind that is the shell. Iíve learned that. Among other things, that I thought I needed to know. I needed nothng all along, but to embrace the water of that summer river, before the winter turned it so very cold.
from miss-k2 :
so sorry about the job. I do hope you find better conditions.
from fuckingdrunk :
In a dimension very close to this, there is actually a world where humans are more like dogs. In fact, they look more as though they are dogs who behave as humans. There is one, I think he's called Doctor Alfie. He's not a physician doctor, but a doctor of philosophy at a reputable university. I was talking to him on the phone the other day, and he told me that for the longest time he'd been finding scratches on his door, and defecation there. He locked the door every night before bed, and still, inside his house, right in front of the door he would find more scratches, and more feces. This had been happenng for a some time, so one night before he retired to his bed for the evening, he decided to set a trap which might catch the culprit. He set up his camera on a tripod, and attached it to a motion detector(he's very good at things like this), so that when the offending animal entered the area, it would photograph him, and the Doctor would know who it was. Then the next morning, there was a pile of polaroids lying on the rug before the door with defecation covering them. Upon inspecting one of them, he discovered the oddest peculiarity: The offender turned out to be the Doctor himself! Because after all Lola, doctor or not, he is still a fucking dog. ;)
from ohclaudine :
Oh I have considered hair, makeup lalala, but I think deep down I'm just not into making people pretty.that and I hate fucking anything up. Yeah hair grows back, but I hate being yelled at. I cry. I like your writing. *M*
from fuckingdrunk :
I want a woman die for six hours last night. Fuck 'em Lola. You should've flicked your cigarette into his face, smashed his nuts, and ran like the wind. No one expects a sudden, violent outburst from a complete stranger. Also, I'm drunk again.
from bare-my-soul :
another fabulous entry by my girl!
from ohclaudine :
Happy Birthday Lola!
from bare-my-soul :
oh lola, i love u! we deserve to sit in beautiful places, and meet beautiful people, and feel beautiful! it was a bit european, wasn't it? i want another bottle of that...what was it? love you! HAPPY B.D.!!!! call me when you get back from G's.
from fuckingdrunk :
I concur. It seems as though there isn't anyone out there in this cold space we're falling through...just those fucking brilliant galaxies in the distance, that we'll never ourselves touch.
from spanklin :
The charity is Children International, http://www.children.org . Feed those empty bellies!
from ohclaudine :
Eh.... nothing wrong with chairs. Sometimes I feel like a love seat. L'chaim *M*
from chaosdaily :
i agree, i think its rude for people to talk on cell phones or whatever in public.....
from supababe :
ya i'v broken down before it feelt good actually, like the harsh face of reality hitting yu i the head
from fuckingdrunk :
update your journal.
from xperi-mental :
I looooove Matt Drudge!!!!
from ohclaudine :
it's one of Cindy Sherman's untitled film stills. She's my favorite photographer... absolutley marvelous. I love images too much don't be suprised to see a different one up every few days. Stay warm xox M
from darkflora :
thanks for saying you liked my layout. I worked pretty hard on it, just changed it last night. But, be wary of reading it just because you like how it looks. The last person who did that ended up realizing they hated my guts.
from khm87 :
I love Agnes...and you do too.
from khm87 :
fucking yankee fan???
from khm87 :
I'm not quite sure how I ended up here but I'm quite sure I like how you think. I think I'll read the rest of your entries and then wish I wasn't finished. Please keep writing. so I'll have something to look forward to tomorrow.
from khm87 :
I'm not quite sure how I ended up here but I'm quite sure I like how you think. I think I'll read the rest of your entries and then wish I wasn't finished. Please keep writing. so I'll have something to look forward to tomorrow.
from spanklin :
Hrrmm. I thought I was reading you. While I love the wonderful riddled nature of feminine communication, I am often unable to decifer women's hints. This spacecake needs the point to be belted over his head sometimes. I checked back through your last five entries and I couldn't decipher anything. Yeah, I know I seem smart, but I can be a big dumb boy. Please remove the scales from my eyes. Pretty please?
from fuckingdrunk :
This recent entry, I realized, when it was finished, I was writing it to you. I suppose it's an abstract response to a question you posed. I enjoyed your email.
from xperi-mental :
I'm glad you had a great time! Can't wait to read what the others have to say!
from spanklin :
P'shaw. You're not buggin me. It's extremely difficult to upset me. Unless you are trying to tell me the good news about the lord and savior, then I would let ya have it. Trust me, I ain't annoyed. Just weird.
from ohclaudine :
love that entry.
from hissandtell :
That entry about the girdle was hysterical. I'm still laughing.
from spanklin :
Unbelievably I was out cold. New job quite physical. Passed out early. Prolly do the same tonight.
from ohclaudine :
Oh i just ordered a Bukowski book off Amazon... "The Most Beautiful Woman in Town and Other Stories". Ever read it? It's my first time with Buk, I don't know what to expect. Denny's right when she says to read Memoirs of a Geisha. Fabulous read.
from denny-1 :
Lola Bell...the DeVinci Code...hmm...I found it to be anti climatic...I was disappointed with the payoff...but I honestly enjoyed the ride. It was easy reading, quick chapters, didn't hurt the brain with too much shit, I liked the bits of trivia. I'd have to compare it with eye candy on screen...some of it I like...some not. For instance, I have no interest in EVER seeing the Matrix again...but I have to admit, I liked Armageddon, and I enjoyed Independence Day...all eye candy to me, no REAL substance...It's full of nothing that will bring me to tears, to laughter, or change me forever. ...the facts...well that's another story...a fact is a fact no matter how it's written. There is another story out there that you should check out in the book store, it's called the DeVinci Prophecy...not sure of the author, but the book is almost the exact replica...and interestly, written before Brown's. Over all I think it's a matter of taste...like trying to debate Armageddon and the Matrix...it just seems impossible... have you read Memoirs of a Geisha?...this is a GREAT story... Can't wait to see you on SATURDAY!!!
from ohclaudine :
I'm glad I'm not alone with my Elizabethan desires. ;)
from spanklin :
Food arrived, was watching a silly Billy Bob Thorton movie. Almost three now, doubt you are still up.
from spanklin :
What do you want me to call you?
from spanklin :
Miserable. Normal state of affairs though. Not in a critical dangerous state right now or anything. Just ordered some San Loco. Hopefully something interesting will be on my expensive digital cable.
from spanklin :
Like I would be asleep.
from fuckingdrunk :
I read in this entry, that fear produces dishonesty, amongst other things. That's how it came across to me. I've never seen a diary on here that I had any interest in reading before you. No pressure ;) And I think I got your email address if that was you. My real one is [email protected] I only check the other when I've run out of things that I want to do.
from xperi-mental :
Could I stay in your safehouse? I'm really good at peeling potatoes. XOXO
from fuckingdrunk :
There seems to be so much that I want to say to you right now. But I've never actually had a conversation with you, and it's difficult to speak to someone without being able to gauge their reaction. I mean to say, I don't know what to say, to you. And that's a foreign sensation. I suppose I could start with something like, You're from NY, that's interesting. I'm from the midwest. You sound like you're alone. I can relate to that.
from fuckingdrunk :
I'm around, just living with a crazy bitch that consumes far too much of my time...
from ohclaudine :
what bare-my-soul said. *M*
from bare-my-soul :
that entry rocked!
from chaosdaily :
hmmmm yea i could use a cut.... nice template too!!
from hissandtell :
Oh, no, blow-dried mullets aside, surely they can't ALL be lesbians? I'll bet most of them are just sweet normal average girls-next-door - kind of like you, in fact. No, wait...
from bare-my-soul :
hi i'd like to book an appointment!
from denny-1 :
I'd like to pop a few of them myself...followed by a large bottle of wine...and perhaps a couple of 20-something fine buff boys!!
from bare-my-soul :
stop playing internet backgammon and answer your phone damnit!!!
from oneatatime :
Do you think there is room enough for three in controlling them thar men? If so, I may be game ... or I could just chew gum in the corner and mock.
from bare-my-soul :
hey we just got one in from a 21 year old sub who likes to worship feet....you can't make this shit up! talk to you tonight! love rose
from hissandtell :
You're very naughty and I think you're already becoming my new hero, before you even start this new venture. Good luck!
from bare-my-soul :
thank you my sweet petunia. hey, do i smell like a sweet petunia? i think i'd much rather smell like snow. love rose
from oneatatime :
Ms. Liar; I miss you. M
from bare-my-soul :
i'll cook dinner for you sweetie. waht are you doing saturday night? love rose
from bare-my-soul :
you are not a liar, LIAR! there is a buddhist hair salon, and its called "Hair And A Prayer". oh, lola what am i going to do with you. i think the yanks are losing bad. love rose
from bare-my-soul :
WOW, that was some fucking story! love u
from bare-my-soul :
she may not be no showgirl, but she got it going on! love you! love reading you. love coming to your house. love dancing around naked in your living room. and loved the juice as well! kisses rose
from cowboy-bot :
thank you for the affectionate greeting. i haven't encountered such salubrious sincereity in a long time. it's very endearing of you. unless you lied...
from bare-my-soul :
waiting patiently for your next installment - holding my breath - WAIT i'm turning blue, someone give me mouth to mouth!!! love rose
from fuckingdrunk :
Well done. If you ever want to send me anything, my email address is [email protected] I'd love to hear from you.
from bare-my-soul :
this story made me laugh so hard it hurt! only in NYC my friend, only in nyc, and you just have a way of telling these stories like nobody i know! incredible. i do hope rail doesn't start renting to skinheads. love rose
from spanklin :
Heh, internet tough guy. I prefer geek gorilla. I'm a softie really. Some people need to have teeth bared on them sometimes. And, when did I give the impression that I plan my outings enough to fortell them accurately beforehand? Living minute to minute over here. Interesting to think you have a group of people eagerly attempting to locate me. Find spanko.
from fuckingdrunk :
thanks for your note. I'm going to start posting more often. I really appreciate your feedback. Some days I feel like I'm losing my mind in this cell of isolation, and then I see something like that, and it lets me know: someone is listening.
from bare-my-soul :
are you okay? i want to hear more about your trip, you were on a roll! i love your entries and i love you! You simply cannot move to Florida! love rose
from spanklin :
I am fine, as fine as spanky gets. Was toking it up some last night cause the whole day is kinda rough on my head. I'd rather invigorate all the sleeping voices in my head. Let em erupt into a crazy rage chorus to drown out everyone else's opinions on the shitstorm day. No worries.
from spanklin :
I wouldn't want toes any other way.
from spanklin :
You must either be very brave or somewhat crazy to invite a freak like me to your stoop. I might just take you up on that offer one day.
from bare-my-soul :
I love you liar!
from spanklin :
Never really gave the autofellatio a try, didn't want to be disappointed.
from spanklin :
Does this mommy status involve sizeable sums of money so I never have to work again?

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