messages to liquidhuman:
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from missy-17 :
hey i am new here!!! anyway i looked at your diary and it is pretty damn cool, and i also checked out the new one!!! your dog is pretty cute, fuck she is gorgeous!!!
from delirium21 :
me, stop reading my favourite canadese girl? NEVER. :D i've put you in my "amis" list. it really should be "amies" because there's only one boy, but that's the french for you. if there were a thousand women in a room and one dead guy, it'd still be the masculine form. sounds like Lilith Fair, doesn't it? ;) anyway. you lived in nova scotia - what in god's name would possess you to go anywhere else? but maybe that's just a tourist's perspective. :p anyway. i suppose this is the last note i'll leave in your diary ever. be prepared! for i am not easily lost! :D
from delirium21 :
don't worry, they've got sex toys too - they just remember to put them in a drawer before their friends come to call. :)
from pink-pearls :
hey, thanks for wanting to keep reading - weird yet good. username- open, password - now. respeckta bo-selekta.
from pink-pearls :
hey, thanks for wanting to keep reading - weird yet good. username- open, password - now. respeckta bo-selekta.
from serapay :
oh no, don't be sad. there's lots of fun things to do while alone in an apartment...like...um...well, i'm sure there's something! :) haha, i hope you feel better.
from delirium21 :
it is awesome, and we did have great weather, though being a southern girl, i didn't expect it to be so COLD all the time. it was windy when we were there, and i'm pretty sure the temp didn't get out of the 60s. that's farhenheit, btw, not cel. while i was there i made it a point to remember how to convert, but since i'm not there now, i can't remember. doesn't it have to do w/ the number 32? meh. whatever. :p
from delirium21 :
okay, i know, i just left a note, but i gotta again. it's just too cool for me. it's sort of like walking by a famous celebrity's house. LOL you'll have to forgive me, i'm just too geeky. :D
from delirium21 :
what's really fucking awesome is that i've been there, and i live in North Carolina. i recognize this stuff!!! it feels cool to know i came like, within five miles of your building. we stayed in the citadel hotel or something like that... a really nice place, anyway, definitely within walking distance. it had a bar in the lobby. sweet!
from delirium21 :
someone's seen The Hitchhiker's Guide, i see. ;) great story, i wish i'd thought of it!
from dinangel :
Haven't spoken to you in forever. I guess you are not coming home for the summer hey? What the heck are you there for specifically anyway? I read your d-land but most of the time I am like wtf? Although I have the DD too, I love gettin my fill of yours :P Later!
from delirium21 :
isn't that weird? i wonder how that rumour got started? and why that particular actor? it's not like he's really famous or anything. his name is jon heder, right? i looked him up on google image search and he is SO CUTE!
from serapay :
i like the new template. very much. is the fish whispering sweet nothings into the ear, or what? thanks for the note, i will most definateably undubiously contact you if i think of any Speech Path questions. if i think...hmmm..that might be a tough one...
from delirium21 :
oh, he's not dead. LOL i just looked it up. man, those people will believe anything. ;)
from delirium21 :
i heard from a girl in figure drawing yesterday that the guy who played Napoleon died because he was doing drugs and had a car accident. i don't know if i believe it or not. it might be like that rumour about that commercial kid - mikey, and the poprocks/coke theory. LOL
from procrasto :
Check you out with your new template. Hot. You were born a decade too late. Oui, c'est ca!
from serapay :
ooo...are you studying speech therapy? sorry i'm so retarded about your plan of study--i'm sure you've mentioned it before, i blush at my blatant lack of knowledge of your diary. but still, what are you studying? i've recently been interested in speech pathology...someone to talk to about it would be so nice
from gumphood :
I am very excited for the HHGTG. The Arthur Dent guy is very very funny, and Sam Rockwell is really good too.
from markthehulk :
You are the bestest and the coolest... I am hung over. I wish you were too!
from serapay :
blizzard? what kind? from dairy queen? and you could so be the maritime idol, in fact, i thought you were. you can pretty much insert anything in the blank after "Pimp my ____" and you'd have a good show. think about it. hmm...i think i'm failing in the 'notes to cheer you up' department but i'm trying. cheer up!!! yay!!! blizzards! yay! buzzard blizzards!! not-so yay!!
from delirium21 :
haaa. :) well, thanks for thinking of me, either way. when did you realize you'd misspelled my name?
from delirium21 :
you added me to your buddy list! happy day. :) really, though, it makes me feel great. thanks!
from delirium21 :
thank you! when i was in 8th grade, there was a pregnant girl in my year. and throughout high school, i saw maybe seven girls swell up and eventually excrete their larva - and trust me, with these girls, those kids weren't coming into a pleasant life. more of a life of "shut the fuck up, rodent!" every five minutes. ick. whazzamatta with kids these days?
from science-girl :
Actually, quite a few grad (and undergrad) students are speed freaks. They are the reason I get to make a special trip to my actual doctor's office every single month to pick up a PAPER prescription for my Concerta so I can take it to the pharmacy and have it filled. Too many people were selling theirs. B@stards.
from markthehulk :
You got the skillz Stacked Eurorail Mastah. You got the skillz! I wants me a balaclava too... damn it! :P
from delirium21 :
i bet a lot of the gangs at school are, like, begging you to join because you're pretty good with the innertube. or the bo staff. ;)
from delirium21 :
LOL, last time i saw zac was like, two months ago on Cribs. isaac is married, i think, actually. or engaged. i think they've all got girlfriends. but wtf, mate? zac's pulling a Macauley Caulkin, getting engaged at 19. ick! not me, man. not ever. :p and no, kip's not a pedophile... LOL he just has that disturbing "pedophile" look about him. uncle rico does too. yeeeeeesh, uncle rico was creepy. i think we've all got an uncle rico.
from delirium21 :
holy shit. zac hanson is engaged? he's like... 22 days younger than me! LOL - i was a huge hanson fan when i was a kid. :p also, if you're going to idaho, avoid kip. he appears to be a pedophile. yes - the kip from Napoleon Dynamite. ;)
from markthehulk :
Stacked Eurorail Mastah...Sharpened toenails? What will they think of next? Remember, if the referee doesn't see it, it never happened!
from gumphood :
How freaking cold is it up there? Are you ready for spring?
from markthehulk :
I hope to fuck that MArth writes scripts for silent films or porn. Hope all is well and I hope you made MVP in Innertube Water Polo... Weeee!
from gumphood :
Dirty Song lyrics can ruin songs. Beware.
from portia12 :
lucky!!!
from delirium21 :
lucky duck. ;)
from imaginated :
I've never been to Halifax, but I spend a lot of time in Ontario... and Alberta. Thanks for the note, even if you didn't mean to send it in the first place, it was cheerful and fun, much like your entries are. p.s. Alberta is nice too.
from delirium21 :
huh. i've been reading your journal for a few days now and only today did i chance to check out your location - and you are in HALIFAX!!! *sigh* i wish i lived in nova scotia. it's one my most favouritest places ever. especially cape breton. *dreamy sigh* LOL
from studionique :
what is exactly this job? Sorry I just found you.
from pouncer :
Hello Liquidgirl! Thanks for the good luck wishes they totally worked! I just read your latest, and our last entries are so similar it's sppoookky! Except your's is much better. Thanks for making me smile : )
from dinangel :
thanks...every once in a while he just TOTALLY redeems himself :P I was like MAN, things have been sooo crap lately, I needed that!
from portia12 :
Omigod someone reads my diary apart from my friend who reads it out of sympathy! How is your studying going? What are you doing your masters in? I hate homework, but I promise to be good and do some this week.
from favoritegirl :
your bizarro-ness is intriguing.
from cindreviews :
Cinderella Reviews is a brand new review site. So if you would like a review please come and check us out at http://cindreviews.diaryland.com/ . We hope to be hearing from you soon. Thank You!
from gumphood :
Its better than the other way around...
from procrasto :
Yeah. Chocolate farts? That's hot. Or somes the like.
from markthehulk :
Oh Psychic Stacked Eurorail Mastah... You are spot on! Your talents are completely uncanny... Perhaps you know these answers because I am your Evil Twin, but I shall not challenge your psychic ability! Good luck with the monkey rolls!
from markthehulk :
Canadians are just Aussies living in the Northern Hemisphere... Canadians and Aussies would rule the world if it were not for our good beer! I really have met the Queen. My mother was so proud of me!
from poolagirl :
Howdy! You don't know me from the man in the moon, but I stumbled across your diary, and I think your action figure motif is a hoot! A bunch of my D-Land friends had a lot of fun with the idea of action figures for ourselves. Here is my entry about it if you are interested in reading. http://poolagirl.diaryland.com/050118_50.html Hope you are having a good day with your snow!
from markthehulk :
Stacked Eurorail Mastah... Maybe we ARE evil twins (hopefully that means that my IQ is also 1 million standard deviations above the mean). That my explain why I got the bosom question wrong... there are just some things a twin doesn't wanna know! Thanks for the praise... I love attention! hahaha. - Your evil twin
from markthehulk :
Yay for the quiz... I am glad that the only answer I got wrong was from overestimating on the bosom question! Shall I refer to you as "Stacked Eurorail Mastah" from now on?
from procrasto :
A hearty 'congratulations' on a score of 70 in the Procrastoquiz. Which ones did you get wrong?
from markthehulk :
Yayyyyy... As you know I am an honorary Canuck (particularly with regard to Ice Hockey). If only this backward penal colony would be interested in a kickass sport like hockey... I shall have to remember your advice on syphilis when I am whoring myself around europe. Have I told you lately that you rock? Wooh!
from gumphood :
Do you miss hockey as much as the rest of Canada
from gumphood :
If my goal is to finally get an STD, do you think I could do it?
from procrasto :
Yes. And may your nasty bout of 'the clap' clear without repercussion. Cheers LH!
from candoor :
happy new year :)
from freskoner :
Well most of my messages have been fairly pointless, but I think I may have tryed to rent an apartment from you, it was here but the phone# was for windsor, it probably wasnt you but thats weird anyways. I hate it when parents find your diary's online or otherwise
from gumphood :
Hi baby. The Massachusetts kids.
from gumphood :
Bone eh? nice. I like it. But adam? What is it about him?
from markthehulk :
That would be totally super of you. I thought I was the only person who got immense joy out of cleaning their belly button. Nice to know I am not alone. Good luck with the exam ma'am.
from freskoner :
mmmm brains.... seriously check out www.ninjatunes.net I'm a fu�king ninja Im hoping to get a show up on CKDU 97.5fm its the dal university radio station
from gumphood :
They have a spray for exams. It keeps them away. Go pick it up
from markthehulk :
Thank you ma'am... I am a fan of the template (think I will keep this one... but I am very indecisive).
from gumphood :
ken jennings makes my eyes want to explode.
from freskoner :
you can get cinnamon spread at the farmers market, every saturday from 7 till 1 I think could be 12. It's the really good stuff ;) lol.
from gumphood :
you entry mankes me hot. I love capes, hence I am a lday.
from gumphood :
I liked that. Do you have a live journal account?
from freskoner :
haha that essay was totally awesome to the max, hows halifax treating you?, I have a few friends in windsor ontario ps - I'm a ninja
from devian :
thank you for offering me your perspective...you got me thinking and you are right.
from gumphood :
there is no next time. This is his last term.
from procrasto :
Oh, I'm just being an ignorant Quebec resident, who's only real exoerience of Ontario is Ottawa and TO. Your heart will heal. In time. I hope.
from gumphood :
What are you....a dumbass. Still my favorite Jeopardy question beyond three people who have never been in my kitchen.
from procrasto :
uncompromising. were you riding a unicycle together? Happy Thanksgiving...
from procrasto :
Hay. Last year I introduced the show, this year I am playing Eddie and Dr Scott. I am part of a wee production company that put's on the show every year...
from gumphood :
because hipsters are too cool for me. Sorry. that might have sounded bitchy.
from gumphood :
iF i saw you in that shirt, i wouldn't think "lesbo" i would think "hipster" so I still wouldn't talk to you.
from smokeybone :
Thank you!
from westyrex :
This entry, with the fog picture and the cabby dialog is the funniest thing of the day. Thanks for making me laugh, liquid. And mother of God, if you see that guy again, RUN! There's definitely something wrong with Mr. Cabby's psyche. Something happened to that fellow as a child.
from markthehulk :
I should clarify that the minority of people in the merry land of oz that saw the game are wise... the millions of others that missed it are just stupid. yeah! I read my note and it made no sense. I doubt, however, that this one makes any more sense than the previous note!
from markthehulk :
I think I was one of the very wise minority who saw the game (it made me feel proud to be a quasi Canadian)... Thank you muchly for killing those bloody fairies! I will leave you to imagining Ian Thorpe sans clothing on your own (the Thorpedo does not float my boat really).
from gumphood :
Canknuckleheads.
from markthehulk :
Congratulations to the Crazy Canadians!!! As Australia sucks arse at Ice Hockey, I have to live vicariously through my Canadian buddies! Yay for Vincent Lecavalier getting tournament MVP! *Now I wish I was truly Canadian... it feels kinda hollow being a quasi-canadian*
from smokeybone :
Poor liquidhuman. I am sorry you are lonely. All will be well. The fact that you are doing this shows you got the stuff to get through the rough spots and onto the joy! Woo hoo!
from procrasto :
Is that you in the Lower Deck? You have to go to the Shoe shop or whatever it's called on Argyle. I'm very envious.
from dinangel :
Sweet, I want to go to Halifax for vaca, you can tell me how cool it is and all that jazz!
from gumphood :
I am saddned at your sister piece. But then again...why did you have to share. I am so consuemd. That's right. sonsuemed. GROWL
from dinangel :
Geez Lacey, I just love your entries!
from procrasto :
Without doubt, you need to bring a bottle opener/cork screw. The most important thing and yet most forgotten item. Prioritize that over stuff like...food. And clothes. And linen.
from gumphood :
I have the exact opposite effect. When they read my journal they realize how boring my life is.
from smokeybone :
You had nudie pictures on here and I missed them? Dammit! I still love your diary though.
from markthehulk :
Thank you ever so much for adding me a favourite... I always knew that living in a backwards penal colony would do me favours one day! That and my knowledge of Douglas Adams and Irvine Welsh... Wooh yeah!
from markthehulk :
Your diary absolutely cracked me up... I found it via your kickass survey and HAD to list you as a favourite... it would have been all kinds of wrong for me not to! :oP
from trasker :
sucks to me for not getting your message about the t-shirt transfer in time. Will you be selling them in the future, because i am ready and willing to spread the gospel. Still. Laughing.
from dinangel :
Funny you should say that, there WERE men in kilts...my fiances (i dunno about spelling that) family is Scottish..it was GREAT LOL!!
from westyrex :
My sweet little monkey, Galaxy, showed me your page, and I love reading it. You're funny, have great taste, and have a beautiful skull. And yeah, don't you love hearing David Sedaris read his own stuff? Makes me very happy. As does your diary.
from smokeybone :
Thanks for the note. I would never say that I am anti-hugeboob. I am still male, and I think inside of all us males there is a big boob lover. I would just say if I had to choose between T and A, I like the A.
from not-tuesday :
As tempting as that offer may be, I think I'll pass. Maybe I'll make my own Tony Danza t-shirt.
from candoor :
while waiting for DLand to upload an entry, I click on banners and leave this note to let you know someone was here reading today and your banner worked and I hope you're smiling :)
from pandionna :
LOVE the Tony Danza banner. I will *never* hear "Tiny Dancer" quite the same way again. I have to go sing now!
from not-tuesday :
Oh. My. God. I would totally wear that Tony Danza t-shirt.
from turbogeek :
are you obsessed with tony danza? because i would admire that, even though i am not a full on fan.
from gettingnaked :
You have no idea how much it creeped me out that I was sitting here listening to "Tiny Dancer" when I saw your web banner. I'm seriously wondering if I've entered the twilight zone.
from musicchick44 :
Tony Danza banner = best Diaryland banner ever. EVER!
from starlight42 :
Had to click on the Toni Danza banner...I like the WWTD do too. Too funny!
from procrasto :
You should also check out Starsailor and Keane. They're rather wonderful. And Branston pcikle with cheddar cheese in a sandwich and/or baked potato is really rather yummy. I am beginning to sound as though I am FROM England. Och no!
from smokeybone :
Love your diary. I just added you to my favorites. Are you thrilled?
from procrasto :
Bovril is good, especially during half time at the footie game when the rain is pouring and the wind is howling. And I belive there is a vegetarian option beyond that... Bovril...
from book-wurm1 :
sure...come visit. or, if i'm still here next july, come visit then. i'm looking forward to seeing you in august; i'll let you know when everything's actually booked.
from procrasto :
They have big hurricanes and all kinds of bad stuff in Halifax. You're in for a treat. I love Halifax. It's the 2nd best town in Canada...
from book-wurm1 :
hey, do you know when you're leaving for unb yet? i'm leaving for toronto on 16 august and intending a little side-jaunt to windsor, and i was hoping to see you when i was down. if you let me know, i can plan my trip accordingly.
from procrasto :
Thanks for the congrats. Being back at work is kinda bittesweet after my theatrical endeavours. There has to be a way of speading the campaigning money so that each candidate gets their say and an equal opportunity to voice their reforms. Or we should do a Gong Show vs American/Canadian Idol approach, and create a reality TV season to find the most deserving political figure. Yes. Reality TV. That's the future.
from gumphood :
I have no idea how to change government. Happy Canada Day. I can't wait for Boxing day!
from book-wurm1 :
aw...how cute
from gumphood :
cats are too cute.
from joeparadox :
Agreed.
from gumphood :
I haven't read the books. I loved the movie. I am excited to read the books after the movie because then I will get more. Pretty cool huh? Go Flames.
from gumphood :
I have a toaster oven...does that make me a mama's boy. Anyway, I hope that you don't take too many risks. But I see you wear googles, so I shant worry.
from gumphood :
You know I totally dig that helmut picture. hehe. I like the conversation thing you have been doing. I will steal it!!! BLARG!!
from procrasto :
woz catching up and saw that you chose Hollyhox! Wise, wise choice! You'll be all fweedieedlie dee'd before you know it! Yep. Fwee.
from book-wurm1 :
very nice; sorry i didn't call you from t.o., but my plans changed at the last minute and i ended up in oakville until sunday pm. i hope your classes ended well, and enjoy the blading. by the way have the ass pirates at western told you anything yet?
from neverdoll :
congrats on the dalhousieness...we'll be on opposite ends of the planet! huzzah! well, the country at least...you buy one of those cool sea-shanty hats, and I'm getting me a sweet ass stetson. we can visit and compare headgear. w00t!
from neverdoll :
booyakasha! find me! http://natalieincalgary.blogspot.com/
from book-wurm1 :
yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm so glad!!! i'm not sure, but i might be in earlier than i said tomorrow -- my friend hasn't got in touch with me here yet, so if i haven't heard from her by early afternoon, i'm just going to catch a bus. i'm so so so so so proud of you, oh brilliant one.
from gumphood :
OOh no. I didn't meet them. My roommate works with them. I just have the pictures.
from gumphood :
I told you about meeting the fab 5 right? My roommate works for the company that does Queer Eye. lol. But by the end of that entry I feel like you don't REALLY care about that do you...
from dinangel :
AWWW I love your dog...and pushing 450?? Damn you look hot!!
from ivymalfoy :
Eeee! I know this is late, but the fic is back on it's proverbial feet, and thanks for all the well wishes in my loss of all my writing, it was terrible, but i realized I oculdnt do much. ~Le-Sigh~ Fourtanatley alot of poetry was salvaged elsehwere, but my novels were not, i am finally being bothered to write again now...in any case thanks!
from procrasto :
Oh...and I worked at a garden center for 4 years as a summer vacation job when I was at Uni... I LOVED it. And you're right. Plant people are OUT there. Something to do with photosynthesis I suppose...*shrugs*...
from procrasto :
Halifax. Halifax. Halifax. So ROCKS... You wanna be in buttf**k Ontario? Eeech. Sorry- I have strong opinions on the matter... **waves**
from dianabee :
Hell yeah I'm peeing! You learn how to pee really well when you go to burningman and the bathrooms are so very far away.
from gumphood :
Hey human. I am with the CIA....lol...and you aren't going to be deleted until you hit the 60 day mark!
from book-wurm1 :
hey dude, i'll prob'ly be in windsor after my t.o. conference (april 1st and 2nd); i know it's a bad time of year to hang out, but i'd love to if you've got time. let me know.
from gumphood :
I love it when my tounge goes numb.
from gumphood :
Did they cut you? Did they? I don't know. I skied into a bus once. Thats all I have.
from dinangel :
HA, I had a virus on my old computer that put porn EVERYWHERE on my computer. In my documents, in my music, in my email folders, in my favourites, it was crazy. So be sure it is not Rach and then do a serious virus scan... GOOD LUCK!
from gumphood :
Oh man...did you see that last comment. Anyway, I think that is funny. I mean, your sister having bad taste and all. Was it like old people porn? Anyway, I had a similar experience when my roommate in college learned how to download porn. It wasn't pretty. I actually have this French on where a guy is dressed up like a dinasour. It's Called Pornasaurous Rex. WTF is right.
from seastreet :
Hey, is your sister still single?
from gumphood :
Oh yeah dude, I think Conan is still the best talk show on, except for maybe that daily show fella Jonathan Steward there. Oh yeah. He's gets the jaerb dooune.
from joeparadox :
Oh yeah. Will Hung. Entertainment Tonight. Giant future star on the freaking rise. Thanks for the heads up!
from gumphood :
rate your new digital camera. rate it.
from procrasto :
I just read your Baptism entry. I think I made a mess of my grundies... I'm still laughing...
from gumphood :
I won't tell you outright, but I willsay its a Canadian author...heehe. Anyway I do have a bit of an accent but I hide it really well. I'll do it in some up coming posts. I expect to make two more phone posts over the weekend...one today, and one tomarrow, so please...check it again --- it will be fun!
from book-wurm1 :
love the new template!
from book-wurm1 :
oh, i'm sorry you're feeling under the weather. i don't know about the birth control pills; they made me sick so i wasn't on them long enough for there to be major side effects of that kind when i got off.
from gumphood :
sent you the email. stay awake...stay sharp.
from gumphood :
hey.... um did you get my email?
from ivymalfoy :
Hey hun! Ivy here, had a lovley holiday, but dont feel selfish, we are glad to be back, and glad we are actually wanted back!~Hugs~Glad to know people are still reading! Wheeeee!
from book-wurm1 :
good job on the stats grade!
from gumphood :
I would be played by either Colin Hanks or Jack Black.
from fcprincesse :
you can tell your parents that my mom was on the atkins' diet and ended up having to get her gall bladder out. I'm not even kidding.
from gumphood :
hwehehe. The chew and spit. Thats pretty hilrious. Thats good I say...GOOD.
from joeparadox :
The Christmas Penis friggin' rocks.
from dinangel :
thank you Lacey. thank you
from gumphood :
Schoold starts tomarrow!?! Let me be the first to say: HOLY CRAP!
from book-wurm1 :
hey, just sending you tons of good luck wishes for your applications.
from bourgeoise :
Merry Christmas! And please keep up the Yule Tide penis all year. There are not nearly enough illuminated phalli around these days.
from manchmal :
Dude! Sperm paralysis! Maybe someone at MIT or Urbana-Champaigne should write a huge grant to study it! I seriously fucking hate girl birth control options. There is NOTHING that doesn't fuck with your hormones. Except for those satellite dish spongey things. I, too, decided to stop taking them. I trade sanity for extreme anxiety, three or four days a month. Alas.
from book-wurm1 :
i totally agree. oral contraceptives suck huge. and if men had to take them, you can bet they'd be better. i'm not going psycho-feminist or anything, but i think a man came up with the pill and i'll bet just fucking with a woman's hormones didn't bug him because they weren't his...maybe your sister can come up with a reliable male birth control pill (ah...i like it!)
from fcprincesse :
I've actually seen parts of Killer Condoms or whatever that movie's called!
from book-wurm1 :
dude! where is that?
from science-girl :
You rock! I found you through a banner, and stayed to read a few of your entries. You are hilarious! I added you to my favorites list...
from pura-vida :
That Foucault action figure is hot, hot, hot! Bring on the discourse!
from gumphood :
as far as it goes; giftgiving is when you really know a person. ie a good gift is from someone who really knows you. ... I think... god what am I talking about.
from mindquill :
Can I pass on the lap dance please?
from gumphood :
that is clearly something that I should try.
from localaura :
I love your new background. I think you should keep it up well past Spring Break, just like my neighbors. But instead of an attractive pinup girl in Santa attire, they keep up a reindeer made of lights. I like this much better.
from dianabee :
p.s.--i'm growing out my leg hair in pit hair, too! i don't really like the legs, but the pits are just so cute. i think my boyfriend doesn't like it either, but women's lib happened quite a few years ago so he can deal with it. if he really likes smooth pits he can shave his own.
from dianabee :
Every time I go to your diary I am at school and then this page with huge boobies opens and I freak out and close it and don't go to your page for a while, which is really unfortunate because you are quite funny.
from mindquill :
Muchas thank you for the note and tips. I swear your secret is safe with me. Please don't hurt me.
from mindquill :
I need help. This may sound pathetic, but how do you get people to read your stuff? You seem to have a lot of people who read your entries, I know I read them, so how do you do it? Forgive my insecurity, but can you give me a few tips?
from acidinferno :
Hello- I just wanted to let you know that I think you are so interesting. I had found your diary before and loved it, but I couldn't remember the name. Well, of course I found it again and I'm glad about that because your words are great. So, in conclusion of that I just wanted to let you know that I have added you to my list of favorites. I'm not sure if you'll like mine or not it's mostly dark. But, anyways love to you......
from alleine :
dolphins have been known to have sex for pleasure, so us humans aren't the only ones.. i don't want to prove you wrong or anything..those people do sound pretty dumb.
from ivymalfoy :
Snapes big scene eh? Sooner or later, keep reading it gets better!
from mindquill :
I am writing a diary again. Still love your diary and have enjoyed catching up. Sorry about all of your grad school woes.
from fcprincesse :
how did I do it? honestly, the applications were the easiest part. make sure you choose really good letter writers. also, not all of my applications had to be online. just make sure you give yourself enough time to do it all. The holidays are probably a good time for you to do some of them because a lot of deadlines aren't until january or february. ask your letter writers now, but if your deadlines aren't for a while, don't kill yourself dealing with the admin. sort of stuff until the holidays--a half a day or a day should be enough to take care of that. oh, and make sure to have your letters of intent tailored to the school. for example, when I applied to queen's, I said I wanted to go there because their ren. people were renowned etc; for western, I talked about their can lit staff. but seriously, if you need any help or other tips, just let me know :).
from gumphood :
Okay. This is a note of...reality...not encouragement. Of the 5 freinds I have that went to grad school 4 have dropped out. They all went to top american schools and were very smart. We all left with Masters. Economics, Relgion, Film, and Engineering. The reason...it was awful. The final person in the program loved Philosphy and is studing it. He had a 4.0 at school and loved the shit out of it. He is now thinking of dropping out. Even he can't take it for much longer. However, the silver lining, despite that we hated it, and were told that our work was pitiful and inferior, we all have great jobs now and make good amounts of money. Hence, if there is a goal, this is a path. Just make sure that you are ready to endure the pain.
from gumphood :
Hey,you will probably get them back early. I know I did. It's like college all over again. I am sorry. I hated the whole damn process. Of course, once you get there...it only gets worse.
from brideof7less :
I completely understand your grad school woes. Well, almost completely, no soft core porn in my background, but nonetheless.:) Good luck with that. Also you've made me want to read Geek Love, not only because I once had a fling with a guy named Arturo.
from fcprincesse :
do you need help with your applications...?
from gumphood :
I hated them When I applied to grad school they were the bane of my existance. I mean that; its just totally awful.
from dianabee :
OhMyGoshYouAreSoWeird! I actually get that hair comment about every day. It really doesn't grow that fast. I just poof it out t the bottom to fool helpless onlookers like yourself. And yes, parts of Kill Bill do suck, but I think it's worth it just to finally see a movie where women are the action heroes and kick the shit out of each other. Also, it's about a woman avenging her baby's death. So please, put aside your qualms with Quentin Tarintino, because I think it's mighty awesome that he managed to shoot this whole film and show nary and ass nor a tit.
from procrasto :
Damn - I think I am a potential suitor for your sister... heh! Do I have to solve riddles and the suchlike? Or slay beasties? What's the deal?
from bourgeoise :
If only they had those cheap white ones still! Air Transat has moved into the new millenium with stealth black headphones that only work 50% of the time. Those things cost me �5. Worst deal ever. But all things aside, what Wal*Mart do you shop at? That place must be Xanadu.
from fcprincesse :
dude, that's really funny. although not quite as funny as chobits the show is, cuz that's damn funny. that is, if you like anime. if you don't like it then... you probably won't like chobits.
from bastet-- :
You lie! I'm a dancer and I'm 5'1.5"! So there. =P
from dinangel :
I don';t know if I like being known as the boss at the paper LOL
from gumphood :
Haha. Thats funny cause I thought you meant here in boston cause we have a club of the same name. Weird eh?
from gumphood :
Einstein beleives that time is relative. This relates to death. You see, when you die, your mind actually will be trapped in those last moments of thoughts forever, cause time will cease to exist, since you are dying, and have no awareness beyond that moment. Thats what I think.
from gumphood :
In order to live for ever you must sacrifice a vigin, or drink someone's blood. Fortunatly I am a oversexed robot, so we can still hang out.
from procrasto :
Hey. So sorry about your grandad. I really hope you and your family are OK...
from dinangel :
Hey Lacey, fancing seeing you on here. Check me out dinangel.diaryland.com :)
from gumphood :
At least the B-day present isn't outragously expensive. However I surmise that you and your sister will look good together in pictures.
from gumphood :
I conserve energy too. The energy from being to damn lazy to actually do laundry. I liked the picture too. The three of you are very attractive. I liked the black line. I mean really. Did that truely hide her identity? HAHA. I love it!
from ivymalfoy :
Thankyou so much for your comments about our fic, feedback is always welcome the more we get the better we write. Sexual tension is also becoming a speciality of ours, we suggest you keep reading to find out just how damn good we get at it
from bastet-- :
You're cute. Very very cute. =) But I have to admit, this wasnt as graphic as I expected you to be... =)
from mindquill :
That was hilarious!
from bourgeoise :
�Testiculum Vibrato?� You must be some sort of twisted genius. Malarious!!!
from gumphood :
Dude way to make me think about little kids having sex. I haven't been this skeevy since I saw that movie kids. Its okay though. I was thinking it anyway.
from book-wurm1 :
yeah...i'll be in windsor from the 30th. so i'll see you soon. (by the way, the chick who sang 'summertime' rocks!)
from procrasto :
Well Montr�al - and it's superior power systems was still flashing it's bright lights. But you're right. Beer solves everything. I wonder how people here would react. Probably give the a gallic shrug and keep on lovin', Montr�al style...
from fcprincesse :
hey, thanks, but no, no ninjas necessary right now. And yes, rumour has it that I'll be there in the fall. I haven't heard the firm details yet though so I think it might still be sort of under wraps or something. but counselling in the grad club sounds good to me (although it would probably have to be counselling over lunch... ;) ).
from bourgeoise :
Do I know you? Seriously, have you ever been to Oshawa? If not, you should go, because people there are right down with the Real Ultimate Power and the shameful frivolty of the word 'postmodernism'. But don't stay too long, it has been known to be infectious and you may leave with a mullet. Oh, yes and wonderful diary.
from mindquill :
Great cartoon. I love the first panel hehehe.
from procrasto :
Um...the cartoon. Is frickin' hilarious.
from gumphood :
that was the funniest cartoon I have seen in a long time. I loved it.
from procrasto :
I can honestly say that the Mullett has never sat atop my head. Even when it WAS cool.
from mindquill :
Down with mean skinny short people? Amen sister.
from gumphood :
Hi there. I just wanted to let you know that I had a rat tail at one point when I was in 4th grade. It was awful. I will try and dig up a picture.
from procrasto :
Again. Nice to see you back. I think I invoked with my linkage yesterday.
from gumphood :
Oh hey there. I am happy to see you back in the saddle. People stop doing these diaryies all the times around here.
from procrasto :
Nice to see ya back. For what it's worth I'm Glad your man is dealing better. I'd hate to have to go through that... oh and the tartan bedspread ROCKS!
from mindquill :
Thanks for the note. And thanks for your comment about my diary on your profile, "eloquent and sun-charred". I like it.
from book-wurm1 :
awwww....i'm so sorry hun. take care of yourself, 'k. i send hugs. lots of hugs.
from procrasto :
Now now...where have you gone? In a completely non flirtatious, more inquisitive, way...
from book-wurm1 :
glad you like it...hope you're doing okay.
from mindquill :
I got an 11? Fantastic. I thought I was more dumber than other folk.
from mwman :
P.S. Love you also dude!
from mwman :
You hate satan`s mistress...
from neverdoll :
rugburn? is that all you got, woman? I can top your rugburn thee ways from Sunday...=)
from gumphood :
Does Possesion really not have any sex in it. Wasn't it a sex movie...werid.
from procrasto :
I just about pissed myself when I read about yer dood peeing atthe centre... that's a whole lot of peeing.
from procrasto :
OK - you have to take the name quiz thing on my page...I typed your name in an laughed my ass off...
from gumphood :
Hello then. I have begun reading your diary and I like it so far. I have added it to my favorite list on a trial basis. I think I will like the updates. I hope so at least. this is all
from indie-snob :
Hi there! I just added a review of Radiohead's new album "Hail to the Thief" and thought you may be interested in reading it. I have a bunch of other concert and album reviews here, too. Check it out, thanks!
from mindquill :
Discovered your diary yesterday and added it to my favorites list. Very clever, very witty. Me enjoy lots.
from procrasto :
The shorter hair is very cute. That is all.
from book-wurm1 :
yeah...i'm doin' okay...missin' all ya windsor folks, though. i haven't seen canadian idol yet...i'm not even sure what night it's on...'s it any good? don't read possession...i never made it past the first fifty pages...
from book-wurm1 :
hey you...you watchin' fame? or canadian idol? i know you're just itching for something to do to waste time. this was just to say hi & i miss you. *hugs* & have a good one.
from procrasto :
...about bleedin' time, missus. Welcome to my world of heinous obesity. Not really... seriously...NO SERIOUSLY... Halifax is one of the coolest places on earth...sociable...
from psychocat76 :
It's alright I'll sign up again. thanks for having an elvis diaryring!
from mwman :
Dear Liquidhuman, I think you`re swell, please see attached website for my views on other things. <A HREF="http://mwman.diaryland.com">Click on me</A> <BR> Thanks
from procrasto :
I'm with your sister on this one. That's all I have to say about that. Oh...and what's her number? I'm kidding...
from book-wurm1 :
i don't know ... i really disliked most of the book ... a couple of stories were good, but i really thought the rest were mediocre at best. anyway, hope you're doin' okay ... *hugs*
from seastreet :
Alas, I'm afraid I don't fit your sister's criteria. *sigh*
from procrasto :
...at risk of monopolising your note thing...how in the bejesus do you keep your graphics on your main page seperate from your text so that olny that scrolls?? I am helpless...
from procrasto :
I still prefer the double dipped french toast splat. Courses for horses I guess...
from procrasto :
OK...a couple of things...ONE: congratulations on your use of the phrase "corporeal beastitude". I still don;t know what it means - but plan to try and use it in my next corporate conference call. You should use the term "Omnidirectional" with your customers. As in "I drank so much beer last night - my walking became omnidrectional...see?? TWO: You have the Tina Turner moves?? I don't believe it... I have never seen anyone come close... I managed to do a good Axel Rose swivelly thing...peace!
from book-wurm1 :
yeah...my friend's cat's name is actually Lumpus Grumpus...and yes, it suits him absolutely perfectly. hmm...and i'm cat-sitting this thing.
from procrasto :
Ummm...wasn't Jen from Survivor?
from book-wurm1 :
yay!!!!
from procrasto :
Hey - I would fully endorse your making out with Ms Presley... Personally - I think it would be wierder for any man to make out with her - on the one hand it would be like making out with Elvis himself...on the other...Michael Jackson...do I need to say more? yikes... Congrats on your literary intake. Your mind must just be alive...
from fcprincesse :
I know, I know. I don't understand this crazy urge to read either. I think it must be some sort of a mental disorder...
from book-wurm1 :
hey dude ... ruben'd better win. otherwise i will have to go ninja on...well, i guess that would be, AMERICA ... not that GWB hasn't been providing enough reasons to want to do that. lol. by the way, my new email address is a bit screwy, so just leave me notes. talk to you soon, love.
from ciots :
1984.....what a fucking great book, eh?
from localaura :
Is thems the thoughts of cows? Yes, David Sedaris is God. Mm. Yeeeeah, that's nice.
from manchmal :
I love Tina fabulous. I, too, and completely fucking addicted to these wretched shows. And, worse, some show called Everwood, from the same channel as Buffy, etc. I particularly savored Tina Fabulous' line about being barefoot, and pregnant, on a vineyard -- and how that's not very fabulous.
from manchmal :
Have you seen the Date My Sister Project, done by the adorable blokes at www.thespark.com/science/sister/ ? Omigod, it takes a great while to go through the entire project, but...very funny. And then they have the Rotting Meat (1 and 2) projects, as well as the Stinky Feet project.
from book-wurm1 :
they so did not kick Ruben off...did they?
from duckykong :
Hey thanks. Yeah whats up with glub sex?? lol dig the diary. :)
from mwman :
Who`s the creep that said something about your earlobes? I will find him for that... Your Jealous Boyfriend, Mwman
from book-wurm1 :
hey...do you know who was kicked of AI last night?
from manchmal :
okay, I liked your answers on the "horrid completed books" survey question, and I had big boobs too. But they were whacked off, finally. Thank christ. I'm going to read more.
from perceptionss :
Tiny ear lobes are cute:)
from gloamling :
I LOVE your Simon haiku banner! Almost as much as I love Simon himself. Oh, that wacky Simon. *And* you like _The Monk_! How could a diary get any cooler, I ask you?
from fcprincesse :
lol, it's good friday dude. I can't believe you have a deadline on good friday. also, not sure yet on if I'm able to make it for the drinkaton (or whatever long word), but will be looking into it when I get back. off to read freud, darwin, foucault, and sedgwick. *shudder*
from book-wurm1 :
hugs see you tomorrow sweetie my poems for my project suck...well something utterly distasteful love ya
from ciots :
hahahaha......sorry kid...didnt go to walkerville...went to cch...is there another way to talk? MSN? ICQ? leave it in your next note...
from ciots :
DUDE!!! I LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO WALKERVILLE HIGHSCHOOL!!! i live right next to willistead park!!!!!!
from ciots :
the walkerville brewery is near my house!!!!! where abouts ya live?
from ciots :
how about you? some would some italian be fine? haha
from luckybastard :
My dear, where have you put it?
from fcprincesse :
I thought you'd like Dar. I think you might like Beth Orton too. I love her cd Trailer Park, but everything by her is good.
from luckybastard :
well, i'm pleased baby, i'm really pleased ;)
from procrasto :
Liquid human. I LOVE THIS... NO STINKY?? Has the world gone completely mad? Sheesh!
from neverdoll :
Zaphod...hmm. not bad. And since we're just dinking around at the end of the alphabet anyway, I'm also becoming fond of Zenobia. =)
from laura-ann :
i feel the pain with the super-long legs thing. i, too, am cursed with being vertically enchanced. buying jeans is hell for me and bu your entry i see that you feel my pain. to be happy i'd need a 38" inseam. i like long jeans though. *sigh*
from neverdoll :
I've been thinking. As cool as Dweezil, Motorhead, and Moon Unit are as baby names, they are psychic property opf Frank Zappa. We gots ta be original. So I'm thinking Zoltan Walschmutz (for a boy) and Tallulah Walschmutz (for a darling girl) will do. Whatch think? =)
from aureate2 :
Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I dropped by your site and thought that it was pretty cool. I totally agree with you on the music issue; I hardly ever listen to the radio for that reason. Why should I, when there's so much more and better music out there?
from dianabee :
i like your diary name. i don't know why i'm telling you that now. i've known about your diary for a while now, i think. i mean, it's a name you come accross, and can never quite forget. it's 5:30am and i need to sleep.
from fcprincesse :
dude, if you want something a little folksy to listen to, you should check out Dar Williams. soooooo gooooood. (and I thought about you when the new person joined the vegemite ring)
from scuigi :
Well, so much for note formatting, I guess...
from scuigi :
Whoa! I have to say you are very very good at this haiku thing.
from ciots :
what book of Ovid did you buy? i tried buying a copy of metamorphases only to find out it was barely readable (in my standards) cuz i absolutely cannot stand old style english....anyways...let me know...
from seastreet :
I'd suggest going to Ground Zero. It's not as much fun as the Sex Museum, but there you go. Then there's the Met, a- and the Natural History museum, and this great bar called Doc Holliday's on the corner of 9th st. and Ave. A.
from mwman :
According to the Non-proliferation Treaty (NPT), all states that have signed promise that they won`t experiment with Nuclear technology, in exchange for this they are allowed to have Nuclear reactors from the "core" nuclear countries. To the best of my knowlege Iraq never signed this agreement therefore any research they do in the field of nuclear technology is completely up to them. Whether or not they are responsible enough for this is another matter all together...
from book-wurm1 :
i'm just going to agree with you...entirely, & say that if the US wants to force Iraq to disarm, they, too, should disarm. it's hypocritical to have an enormous arsenal & insist that anyone who has an ideological conflict with you have nothing. &, by the way, George W. is just trying to finish what daddy started, & that's the wrong way to distinguish his presidency...even Sr. has said that his policies don't make sense now...(maybe it was wrong to get started on George W.)
from fcprincesse :
hate mail... hmm... nah. I think I'll just say: props to you dude. You're right. That conflation ticks me off too.
from wishing-thin :
i hated new york also! dirty, smelly, icky city!
from neverdoll :
You rock da house at carnegie hall, girly! hoo-wah! sing your little voicebox out.
from fcprincesse :
nice evil empire... I've added you to my dossier.
from scuigi :
Elvis meets the business world in a floral appliqu�. Sounds like some of the poetry I heard last night...
from fcprincesse :
have you seen? I mean HAVE YOU SEEN???? People have been joining the vegemite ring! Another person joined the ring today, I think the 6th (although I think only 5 should count, since I'm really only on it because you can't administer the ring yourself...)
from book-wurm1 :
Um...merde translates to a swear word akin to shit or damn...not really serious, but not so nice either. I'll just tell you to have fun and sing good. Love you.
from neverdoll :
I think it's hysterical, too, hunny =)
from neverdoll :
Oh, rib away, m'dear. I really don't mind at all. It's just so much fun to complain about =). So we're cute, eh? I'll have to tell Jack. There I go, making him cute, completely destroying his "i'm a heartless bastard" facade. *grins* So go ahead and tease. I don't mind at all. *small sheepish smile*
from neverdoll :
...I don't know what you're talking about. *blushes*
from neverdoll :
Dude, I almost coughed up a lung when I read your 'skinny vegetarian fishman' description of DW. it's too perfect. booyakasha!
from neverdoll :
Ed the Sock rules! I met Ed the Sock when i was in California. he was doing an interview. we're *tight* man! woohoo!
from fcprincesse :
"The Latehomecomer" was the one I read for class! I haven't had a chance to read anything else, but I'm gonna hit the used bookstores when neverdoll comes to visit for reading week. mmmmmmm used booookstore.....
from fcprincesse :
go ahead and drop it! if you're going to do speech therapy, then you don't need to know autobiography theory anyway. do what you can to have fun in your last term. and pomo mofos suck, but not quite as much as poco pomo mofos...
from jc144 :
Hey, nice to see more people at fivehundred. Here's to hotsexy bums!
from book-wurm1 :
Thanks so much...I needed to read that, badly, because that's like my first choice school and now I don't know who to ask for a reference...argh. So I'll see you tomorrow, right (maybe kick some more pretentious ass). Love ya.
from fcprincesse :
thanks for the advice, but the 2 problems would be 1) that I don't want to kill myself by mixing medicine with alcohol, and 2) I don't have whiskey anyway. sigh. alas. although I do have vanilla vodka, malibu rum, kahlua, and beer. my fridge makes me look like an alcoholic.
from fivehundred :
Woo Hoo another Canuckistani! Welcome to fivehundred. May the walking force be with you :)
from fcprincesse :
stupid girl talking about postmodernism! I think you should say (the next time she's like "blah, blah postmodern I'm so smart") something about how the word postmodern is so overused it doesn't even mean anything, as if it ever did. right before you pop her in the chops. goodness but I'd love to see that.....
from book-wurm1 :
so...which blond girl is worth the trouble of beating up...and can i help? see you thursday...and good luck with the chaucer mark.
from fcprincesse :
hey, I think I have one of those around here somewhere...
from fcprincesse :
I'm okay with thte time machine thing, but I"m totally crap at making things unless it's food or occasionally essays, so if you know how to make a time machine...
from fcprincesse :
I think travelling vagabonds is a fantastic idea. I've also got being a Bond girl as an option, if you're interested... (are you thinking/re-thinking the academic thing?)
from marn :
So you've decided to Go Nowhere too, eh? Now I'm *really* feeling the pressure to keep those miles up. You should join us over at fivehundred.diaryland.com--misery enjoys company :)
from fcprincesse :
dude, you can totally do 4 Englishes in one term. I did it plenty of times. It just helps if you like the classes...
from sashalexei :
Muhwa-ha-ha-ha.....
from fcprincesse :
dude, I'm still laughing at your poem. that's classic. well, maybe not yet, but it will be.
from fcprincesse :
hey dude, I was going to call you about Wednesday, but then I remember that you number is written in the back of my old shakespeare notebook--in a box in my apartment in Kingston... so yeah, convenient as all hell. so, why don't you e-mail me your # at [email protected] (okay, so that's not my personal e-mail, but I don't want to post that or my # on here....) and we can talk details.
from neverdoll :
the 18th sounds good, but later in the day...I got matinee tickets to see the Two Towers, baby!
from fcprincesse :
bah! I was able to read it, but I would have failed if I was tested on the translation!!!! I have to talk to Never to see if the 18th is good, as well as my parents, since I don't own a car and have to beg to use theirs. But I'll get back to you.
from fcprincesse :
dude, I kid you not, but someone else has joined the vegemite ring. it's growing...
from neverdoll :
hmm. I'm going to be there setting up from about 1pm on. drop by anytime from about 1-4 to give me a hand. pass the word on. I'll be all wonely... see you there baby cakes
from dancingsatyr :
Just thought I would let you know: I will live in an Apartment. I will drive a Blue BMW Motorcycle. I will marry Sophie Marceau and have 5 kids (All of which will be extremely hot and French!). I will be a Actor in Moscow, Russia.
from dancingsatyr :
most important, Sting is damn HOT! I want to be him. Well, I want to be me, but I happen to love his turtle necks and jackets. Go Stoing. Oh yeah. And the music rocks. A nice bonus! ;)
from manintweed :
Hey! Now just because there are a large proportion of girls with blond hair, medically enhanced (!) breasts, no waist line whatsoever, and guys with fast cars, ultra-fashionable clothes and lots of money at Western doesn't mean ... oh, wait, never mind.
from fcprincesse :
dude, any time you wanna come, I've got a couch for you to stay on... road trip any time after the holidays! and then you can see an attractive university campus (ha!).
from fcprincesse :
what? Queen's blows????!!!!!!!??? I challenge you to come and find out just how much Queen's does or doesn't blow! (can you tell I just want visitors?)
from fcprincesse :
man, thanks so much for saying that about what the profs were saying about me. I totally needed some validation,what with writing papers and going through the whole "I can't write because I suck at writing" thing. right. back at it...
from fcprincesse :
lol, dude, you've totally got my number! and seriously, if you can find some sparknotes or suchlike, you can get away with it. Dr. J. won't know the diff... ;) just kidding--read it if you feel like you need to. I've actually read The Devil is an Ass before. sometimes good, sometimes boring are my impressions of it.
from fcprincesse :
you're welcome, you're welcome, you're welcome. And that was an especially damned funny entry, I might add!
from fcprincesse :
there you go, your very own vegemite diaryring. merry early christmas!
from fcprincesse :
why don't you start your own vegemite diaryring?
from intheory27 :
Welcome to the English Majors ring. It's fantastic to have you. :)
from fcprincesse :
I'll be getting home late-ish on Dec. 15, so one of the days after that is good for me. I know I'm supposed to work with neverdoll on something at the u (I just can't get away from that place...) so maybe after that. Anyway, we can talk more about it later, once you're done exams, etc.
from fcprincesse :
dammit man, how is it that you get funnier and funnier? I love the ninja idea. Oh, and don't worry about not finishing Bartholomew Fair. If I've learned anything in grad school, it's that you can pretty much fake your way through anything (including seminar presentations...). Actually, I think that's probably the most profound thing I've learned in grad school--please don't tell my profs! And also, I've heard from a certain neverdoll that you've been collecting funny comments from Dr. S. I'd like to put in a request that you share more of them on here, since I'm missing the windsor-prof-charm thing. sigh. oh well, I'll be home in a couple of weeks. watchutink about a movie night?
from jd- :
Hey, I came across your diary, if you want a great collection of Canadian Slang/Sayings, you should check out this book called "Great Canadian Sayings" (1&2). It's super funny. For example: "If she had as many things sticking out of her as she had stuck in her, she could wrestle a porqupine, and win." ok, hopefully you got that one, but it's a funny funny book. Check it out! Good luck with your collection. Peace.
from dancingsatyr :
Thanks for the list! I'm so listrich now it hurts!!! Still, always good to have nmore than you need... especially for things like books, sex and candy! lol!
from fcprincesse :
sigh. I guess I'm a pervert... (and I TOTALLY agree with you about Ben Affleck. I can't stand that guy)
from fcprincesse :
dude, I didn't know you have a diary! it totally rocks! and I miss the drawings on my Shakespeare quizzes :(
from neverdoll :
Lacey! It's Nat -- Gonads man! Gah! chaucer just fills you and I with joy, doesn't it? link me linkmelinkme!
from mwman :
I love you Lacey Marshall.

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update April 6, 2020: Sorry, we just had 8+ hours downtime due to a server problem. Restoring from backups took soooo long, but everything is back and no data was lost. Ay yay yay! Anyhow, hope everyone is well with the virus stuff.

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