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from leper-chaun :
hey. this is kayla. new diary. i don't know how the fire-hydrant comment was meant, but i'm taking it as a compliment. i love it!
from deadly-mind :
Jesus, you are a fucking ass!
from bluegoat777 :
sorry. things have been crazy. not bad crazy. not too bad, anyway. thanks for your concern. my mom and dad are still fighting--you might have a chance with her...
from useafork :
all right. im over it. i don't like to be a hater. plus its on the internet? how dumb is that. its all good in the hood.
from useafork :
stop writing me notes. .
from useafork :
and by the way? truly, your entries are copies of somebody elses personality, if nobody has had the heart to tell you yet. maybe some of your elderly mutual masturbation friends on bangme.net could give you some inspiration, since you obviously don't have a girlfriend of your own to help you out!
from useafork :
WOW ASSHOLE. ITS A FUCKING DIARY - HENCE YOU WRITE IN IT WHAT YOU WANT WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE IT, AND YOU DONT WRITE IT FOR OTHER PEOPLES APPROVAL. FRANKLY, I FIND IT MORE INTERESTING THAN TRYING TO WRITE ENTRIES LIKE SOME GUY ON HERE WHO YOU IDOLIZE BUT HAVE NEVER MET. DONT LIKE THEM? DONT READ THEM YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER.
from edgarfrog :
I've always tried to stay away from diaryrings in the past. To quote the U.S. military, I am an army of one. I wouldn't even have banners and Gold membership and all that jazz, if it wasn't for iluvtunes, who is hungry for my penis. Plus, that crock-pot guy frightens me.
from xolaneyxo :
Turns me on when you get on your soap box!!! I love men who believe strongly about their politics, for me I gave up along time ago when Clinton won the election before I even got to vote in California...fuck that, my vote counted for nothing. I support our men and women in the armed service 110%.. and that's all I have to say on that. Now come back to San Diego and take care of business.
from xolaneyxo :
If you don't write soon I am going to drive my happy little ass to Nebraska ..run you over in my car... take you to a secluded cabin..tie you up and make you write (among other very very very nasty things)! hey wasn't that a book..hmmmm. You are killing me with curiosity right now.
from useafork :
i dont get the kkk reference, but thats ok - we all know you're losing your funnyness. and after only a few months! shame! but listen, you can still come down to denver and drink whiskey. make sure you bring your biceps.
from inkedgal :
stop crying and write. -jdb
from crock-pot :
edgarfrog says we are both his heir apparent to his Diaryland throne. I challenge you to a fight to the death! Although I accidentally erased 99% of all of my entries.
from xolaneyxo :
ok ok..calm the hell down..I will go buy the strap on tomorrow..so before you leave I can fuck that sweet little ass of yours. You looked fucking hot tonight by the way, felt I should share with the class. I didn't stay because I didn't want to intimidate you any further, gsshhhh I don't bite...that hard. And you know since I want you so bad I would not been able to control myself, your writings so get wet that I would have raped you for sure.
from useafork :
muahahah! You motherfucker. I think I'll pass on the bangme.net - my old 24 year old married ass probably can't handle it. Im sure its fun, if you don't take it seriously. I hope you end up with some old granny who has a meat curtain and then you will see what I'm saying. And my things are rock hard skull crushing muscle. Listen - I wouldnt talk the shit if I didn't think you were gonna sling it back! Thats the best part! Have fun with your new bang me grandma friends.
from xolaneyxo :
well if Edgar drinks a cup of shut the fuck up.. I might be able to convince you to break the losing streak...and actually it was 1971 .. so there.... I say we get some duct tape, a shovel... go kidnap Edgar, strip him naked, duct tape the hell out of him, sodomize him, piss on his head and bury him alive....hmmm I love my fantasies...let's all hold hands and pray for our souls....
from edgarfrog :
If anybody plans on starting a betting pool anytime soon where we can wager on when we think was the last time xolaneyxo got laid....put $20 on 1973 for me.
from xolaneyxo :
oh how do I lust thee..let me count the ways... of course I would want to fuck that sweet little ass of yours....come to mommy and stop all this NO nonsense..you know you want to!!
from useafork :
I guess I still fucking love you though. Even if you do push out your biceps. Dont worry. One day I shall put up a picture you can make fun of. One of me simultaneously fucking a sheep and getting fingerbanged by Dee Dee the orca in Grand Junction.
from useafork :
First of all - my thighs are glorious. Second of all, what's with the sweet bicep posing going on there? Thirdly, you look NOTHING like I thought. I wanted a cute nerd boy! I will leave whatever meaning you glean from that to your discretion. But your entries are still ok, so we'll let you meet us at the lake if you want still. i'll be on the sand, kicking someones face in with my giant thigh.
from iluvtunes :
70? SEVENTY?????? Go fuck yourself!
from xolaneyxo :
damn it...told you to stick your dick in me...now I have to beat your ass twice as hard..fucking bend over and take it...damn it...you so make my panties wet with your sick and twisted words....and you are fucking hottie at that...damn what a combo.... clicky clicky...
from xolaneyxo :
hmmm just use that huge fucking imagination and just pretend you are in 1984....and cum see me..fuck me everyway you could possibly imagine....you are just the preverted, sick, twisted man of my dreams..let's get married, kidnap virgins and rape them....boys and girls... let's not discriminate..would so put on a strap-on and fuck your hot little ass... cuz I know you would love it... runs you down with my car..puts you in my trunk and fucks you at my will... ahhh xoLaneyxo and Livescollide the all-american couple..isn't love grand...
from edgarfrog :
Why is everybody always picking on me? Is it just because I fantasize about urinating into an open beer bottle, and then pouring the contents of the bottle into a small child's gaping anus? Is that why you are constantly taunting me and hurting my feelings?
from useafork :
muaahahaha! it just doesn't work on notes. Anyway I accidentaly deleted one of your notes. Being that I covet them so, write me something fucking sick.
from useafork :
damn it! Why cant' I make the fucking active link? Why am I retarded. Go to lakemcconaughy.com
from useafork :
Its a giant lake near the border of colorado and nebraska. heres a <a href="http://www.lakemcconaughy.com/">map</a>. I don't know what day we are going, but were gonna round up a bunch of folks and have a debaucle of grand proportions. heres my email: [email protected] If you are stopping through on your way back come have drinks with us. you cant stay with me because i have the boyfriend but I have friends who are hot sluts. Hot sluts who will suck your wang! Yay! And you can take a fingerbanging class from Dee Dee The Orca Woman on your way up here so you'll be prepared.
from useafork :
I forgot Nebraska. I forgot Kansas too: Leavenworth, the best example of prison dilligence and prison pride ever. Hey - we're gonna go to Lake Mcconaughey in late August to drink fight and fuck. Will you be back? Meet us there!
from xolaneyxo :
let's get naked...
from xolaneyxo :
hmmmm let's just fuck..k? fuck morals... I need to soooo get laid....I could so make it worth you while .... you have no idea the day I had....I am biting at the bit at the moment to get wild...naked....a fuck like monkeys..you know hot monkey love...
from bluegoat777 :
thanks for your sensitivity...DAD.
from xxxpandaxxx :
haha. alright. thanks.
from xolaneyxo :
duh... [email protected]
from xolaneyxo :
Hey Nevada..it's me Laney...lol...if you couldn't figure that out. Email me..and that way I have your email address since you deleted bangme..pshhhhh..... Also will send you my phone number and address, so when you want to go to San Diego State you know where you will live..lol.. with your wife..*wink wink*... so tonight since I decided to start focusing on me I will write a great first entry.. thanks for being you..... damn right now wish I would have been bad..thrown out my morals..but alas...here I sit alone.... kisses your hot little ass all over.. xoLaneyxo
from useafork :
no. I haven't. because you never update it and you don't write me enough notes. are you concerned that you popularity is waning? cause ya know - thats not why you should be writing in it. whatever. get your ass on down to denver so my six foot tall friend karen can crisco wrestle you.
from iluvtunes :
Wow. Just a fading memory, huh? How suprising. I've always considered myself to be EXTREMELY memorable!! xo.............Christina
from iluvtunes :
You can have the handcuffs, but I'm keeping the videos. And if you're actually still here in San Diego, then we MUST drink ridiculous amounts of alcohol together at some point during your stay. (It'a absolutely mandatory!) Call me or email me or something. xo..........Christina
from useafork :
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? THAT YOU SHOULD COME THROUGH DENVER ON YOUR WAY BACK AND DRINK WITH ME AND MY HOT WOMEN FRIENDS. WE WILL FEED YOU THE WHISKEY AND WE'LL WRESTLE! BUT SEND A PICTURE FIRST SO WE KNOW YOU AREN'T GROSS. DON'T WORRY - THE BOYFRIEND WONT BEAT YOU UP. HE HAS RED HAIR.
from edgarfrog :
Why does all this lovey-dovey, Diaryland sexual orgy action seem to be happening in San Diego right now? After I just moved FROM there to Vegas. Nobody gave two shits about San Diego when I was there.
from xxxpandaxxx :
haha. umm... yesterday. i think. ill pass on the shitting in your mouth. but thanks for the offer.
from bluegoat777 :
sorry man. i deleted that comment because i feel we've surpassed that conflict. i shall put a comment about you, worry not.:)
from useafork :
I will let Jamie know that there is a pervert waiting for her in Omaha if she needs a hand. DUMBASS - stay in San Diego. Much better than Omaha. Come to Denver on your way back and bring your body sock. Just make sure you make a hole that you pull your balls through. That will be funny.
from iluvtunes :
Did you see that our resident evil genius, Edgar Frog actually added you as a favorite?? Not that you're not deserving of such a thing, it's just that he NEVER adds people as favs!! (Although if it wasn't for the slight difference in age, I'd be convinced that the two of you were separated at birth!!) xo.......Christina
from useafork :
You crack me up you little motherfucker!!! I'll be in San Diego by winter. Then we can hold hands. I'll get permission from the boyfriend. You'll be wearing your fishnet body sock, and I will be wearing the hot pink overalls WITH my banana yellow and pink shoes and you will so fall in love with my hot hotness!!!
from iluvtunes :
Not for nothing, but it's spelled "cum", not come. xo......... Christina
from bluegoat777 :
ewwww. i mean that in the nicest way possible.
from useafork :
Listen buddy - "sweetical" is the coolest word ever invented, and you will never be cool enough to use it, apparently. It sounds like you need to get laid. But did you love San Diego? It's a good place. And wheres my story? I want a story. Now. Make sure it's sweetical, ok? And awesometacular.
from bluegoat777 :
hey. haven't harassed your notes page in a while. what's up?
from iluvtunes :
What are ya, yellow? (chicken-shit!) smooches...........Christina
from useafork :
um. I was drunk when I wrote that note and I cant understand what the hell it said. But here: yes you may poop on me. yes to the loofah. yes to shit on a stick. you live in san diego based on your diary, not your note. i am not an orca, but if i was would you come see me at sea world? free lauren. but this is what i think: you should write me a funny story because im bored and think we could be partners in the crime thing.
from useafork :
You can so shit on me and rub it in with the loofah! I got one right here on a stick. Then you can say that you have shit on a stick. Whoa...I'm a fucking hoot, eh? Hey, do you live in San Diego? I saw some references in your note. I just got back from and I want to move there and lay on the beach like an Orca. Just kidding I'm not an Orca. I'm really a Narwhale. I'm adding you to the faves. The catch is, you must read more of my crappo diary and add it to yours. Or not. Or send me hate mail. But you can definetely shit on my foot. I will give it a pedicure tonight.
from iluvtunes :
Evidently, iambucket doesn't get your twisted sense of humor. That's okay, kid. There's plenty of sick fucks like me out there that definitely "get it"! smooches.........Christina
from iambucket :
"I hate all those lazy, welfare-collecting, chicken-eating, ignorant, inbred, backwards whites." This entry of yours is all I need to read to realize how ignorant, small minded, and naive you are. True, I read the entry after this and found that conclusion even further validated. Grow up kid, and I am sure this "book" you are doing will never be published by a reputable publisher, as you are about 25 years behind the times.
from bluegoat777 :
no, email address is same. sorry that it's fucked. it's a biatch.
from iluvtunes :
See ya next week, kid! And of course I was kidding about a lot of the trash I've been talking. (Well, kinda!) But drinking? I never joke about a thing like that! smooches..........X-Tina
from iluvtunes :
Never mind. I just found your email. No pics., though. I get off at 11:00 tonight. If you're in SD, call me. My roommate and I will meet you at The Waterfront on Kettner St. (technically the oldest bar in San Diego!) smooches...........X-Tina
from iluvtunes :
What pics? What "box"? What explanation? I'm not sure what the hell you're talking about. In spite of the fact that we were drunk as hell last night, we were still serious about meeting ya and having a few drinks. Were you serious, or were you just talking a bunch of shit?? smooches..........X-Tina
from iluvtunes :
Okay, it's been 45 minutes since your bullshit "I'm on the way!" note, and neither one of our phones are ringing. We have been officially "dissed", so we're going to bed. You are officially a lame-ass. Bye.
from iluvtunes :
Uh.......obviously I'm kinda drunk and not thinking clearly. Would you please erase the two notes that have our phone numbers on them after you right them down? Probably not a good idea to have our personal information out there for any fuck-head in the world to see!
from iluvtunes :
Honestly, though, I REALLY am suprised that you decided not to call us! Ya know, I'm just fucking around with you. I don't REALLY intend on seducing you into doing dirty, filthy, unspeakable things with me! (Well.....Maybe!) But I really WOULD love to meet ya, and get fucked-up with ya, kid! So call us if ya want. I'm totally serious. My home number is (619)276-4243. (The other number is my roommates cell number.) Talk to ya soon, if you're really NOT a big chicken-shit! smooches.........Christina
from iluvtunes :
Jeez............I guess I lied about that whole "We'll never bother you again." thing, Huh?
from iluvtunes :
Maybe it's not a coincidence that "I'm on the way" rhymes with "I am gay."! Ya shoulda just told us that you were one of the girls in the first place! We coulda gone shopping. :o)
from iluvtunes :
I guess I just can't be your filthy little bitch, after all. (sniffle!)
from iluvtunes :
That's the problem with kids like you. You're SOOOOOOO full of shit!! It's too bad, really. I mean, who doesn't love drunken shenanigans? You, I guess. Don't worry. This will be my LAST inebriated attempt to drag you out of the closet, you big homo! We'll not EVER bother you again, ya big Mary! From here on out, I will refer to you as my big, gay Diaryland friend.
from iluvtunes :
All talk, no action.
from iluvtunes :
What a disappointment. You SUCK, ya big baby!!! smooches..........Christina
from iluvtunes :
uh..........I don't hear the phone ringing. You ARE full of shit! You big pussy!!! (I'm not at all suprised, ya big chicken!!)
from iluvtunes :
And by the way......what's your REAL email address?
from iluvtunes :
And if you're not, then call us. (619)302-8867. smooches.........Christina and Ginger
from iluvtunes :
I think that you're proabably full of shit.
from iluvtunes :
What are ya.........Scared? (you big chicken-shit!) Don't worry. We won't hurt you. (Unless ya want us too!) smooches............Christina p.s.- All kidding aside, come get drunk with us, you little shit. It'll be a blast!!
from iluvtunes :
I tried to email you, but it said that it was an invalid email address. What's up with that?
from iluvtunes :
And by the way.........we're drunk right now, too! Too bad you're not here, kid! smooches........Christina
from iluvtunes :
I've slept with chicks. More than a few times, too! But that's not important. What's important is when, exactly, are you gonna come and get drunk with me and my roommate, Ginger? Where are you right now? San Diego or Havasu? Cuz if you're in SD then what the hell, let's get fucked-up, kid! smooches.............Christina
from bluegoat777 :
why ya talkin' smack about me? BIATCH! (look, i spelled it correctly!)
from bluegoat777 :
out of the question, beotch
from bluegoat777 :
hi. just thought i'd take up some space on your notes page by saying "hi"
from edgarfrog :
Hey, I lived in Oceanside before I moved back here to Vegas. I probably drank at the same bar as you. Does that make you feel special? You should go to Bub's near the Coast Highway and Mission for a real shit-kicking redneck time. You'll fit right in.
from iluvtunes :
You may, however, continue to abuse and degrade ME at will! (LOL!!) smooches.......Christina
from iluvtunes :
Don't push your luck, kid. Enough with the baby2pimp jokes, or I may have to hurt you, and NOT in a good way! *smooches*...........Christina
from bluegoat777 :
i need prove nothing to you. but nice try, dude.
from iluvtunes :
LOL!!!!!!!!! Now THAT'S fucking hilarious! (you little shit!) How long will you be here in SD?? xo.............Christina
from bluegoat777 :
dude, i'm so needing another entry. i've been waiting like 5 freakin days, and checking to see whether or not you put another one up. don't leave me hanging!!! (sorry. spaz.)
from bluegoat777 :
bindis are the dots on the forehead, between the eyebrows, typically worn by married indian women. i'm not married. but i think they look cool. it's a kayla trademark.
from bluegoat777 :
being fucked up has the potential to be rather fun. as long as you're not giving the snake another head....:)
from edgarfrog :
Does this mean you don't love me anymore? I'd probably be more responsive to you if you were a female. It's not your fault. If you were a female, I'd convince you to join my Fan Club: http://members.aol.com/edgarfrog/fanclub.html While in Vegas, do this: Have a female friend of yours call up a male escort and tell him to meet her somewhere. Then you call a female escort and tell her to meet you at the same place. Spy on them all night and watch the hilarious antics at the end of the night, when they are both requesting money from each other for services provided. It's legal, and the fun never stops!
from iluvtunes :
and by the way, what's O.A.R.?
from iluvtunes :
Coming to California, are you? hmmm......;-) xo......Christina
from hellonasty :
Unless you live in the Valley Of Doom, then you are more then 8 minutes away from me.
from iluvtunes :
What makes you think I hadn't already noticed you? smooches........Christina
from livescollide :
you you sick fuck, those stories are funny as shit. You should keep it up and make some shit about me. I love you man and I'll see you soon bro, love Schnatty
from bluegoat777 :
thank you for leaving me a note! i'm unable to read your diary right now, i have to go pain myself doing laundry, but i shall in the near future! thank you again:)

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