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I havent been on DL in forever, but now that Im back I noticed that your diary is locked and it also says you have 0 entries. wtf? This makes me sad :(

from madamepierce :

hotel points? that is hilarious. I like that person.

from heidiann :

Oh my god. That was supposed to be TITLES. I've defamed your notes. I'm so very sorry. I hang my head in shame.

from heidiann :

You are absolutely brilliant!! Thank you so much for the punctuation suggestion! It seems to be working. Thank you thank you thank you, it was driving me insane. Especially since the vast majority of my tits include ! or ? or ?! Yay! You've made me happy!

from madamepierce :

These things come in threes. So now you must "take one for the team" and break your pinky or something, and all will be well with your family.

from wifemotherme :

I want you to know you and your family are in my prayers. I know a lot of teenagers are reading you, so thank you for taking a moment to bring up the issue of safety belts. I lost my much beloved 18 year old brother in an accident that was similar to your sisters. The other driver walked away with hardly a scratch on him, my brother died at the scene. My brother was not wearing his seat belt. Time never heals these wounds.

from skapunkfairy :

hey just wanted to say lovin the diary, i wish i could be arsed to write as much, or get a new setup or whatever! well done for being botherd! your diary est tres amuse.

from g-e-gibb :

I came across your diary, and I'm glad I did! It made me smile with references to the Zack Morris phone and your 90210 ringtone. Hooray! Hope you don't mind, but I added you to my favorites!

from schmitty21 :

Hi! I signed up for this seemingly silly silly blog log dairy land thing, what am i doing?? But it looks like fun and your site is tres cute, tres Lorie. I can't wait to explore! XOXO

from starlight42 :

hey, just wandering around bored here on diaryland & wanted to say you're diary has entertained me. That's cool about the pants. Don't you love it when that happens? It either turns out good, or really bad.

from opalanne :

I'm adding you to my favorites - I look forward to reading more!

from kittyleopard :

Kick ass diary!! Karma!

from aliboomboom :

I just wanted to let you know that I stopped in to read your diary and the story about the homeade christmas gifts is hilarious. My sister once made me a mudpie and convinced me it was chocolate, it was horrible. We didn't get it caught on tape fortunately but sometimes being the little sister sucks too. Oh and if I wear a smaller size at Banana than anywhere else, hell yeah I'm going to buy Banana. Call it vanity, I don't care. Hope your holidays are happy.

from invisibledon :

Happy Holidays -2003

from heyjude85 :

**dies** lol... how crazy is that!? Thanks for the note :).

from smartepants :

from gumphood :

Hi Lorie. This is good and bad. My Dog elliot died a bit ago, and I am okay over that now. However, this entry you just read was a bit of fiction. See I write these fictional entires under the titles of "Love 1-10" which are stories about the idea. You can see more of the same in my archives under the flashback entries. Some of them are real, while some are not. The Love ones are all fictional stories. I am sorry; I forgot the disclaimer. I am 23 BTW, so no wy could I have had 3 dogs in 40 some years *wink* Thanks for your feelings though; I wrote this out of the place where my Dog died of back in August.

from randomsnark :

i yelled at someone this morning for doing crack. sad part was, he was too high to even know what i was talking about.

from randomsnark :

Oh you poor tard. I never wrote an entry about that! You had made a comment in Tahloos diary, then I left you a note (Look about 5 or 6 down) and there ya go. You silly goose. But ha, Bill Meck, eh? THATS AWESOME! Whats your deal with newscasters searching for you diary? You should write about Peter Jennings. I'd like to meet him. WOOT.

from randomsnark :

WOOOW. That note MADE NO SENSE. Breeeeaaath, and tell me again. In like real sentences. Turd.

from randomsnark :

Hey turd! Awhile back, you gave me an 'address' for checking out IP addresses..Could you hook me up again!? Woots, I would love you forever and ever and ever. The end.

from invisibledon :

Happy Halloween 03

from jonzo :

Thank you dear, thank you very much.

from randomsnark :

Ahh, well then. Thanks for clearing that up. And after all this time I thought it was my gaywad dad who made the song up. Whatever, I was a stupid 7 year old kid eatin' Bill Meck cake. But yeah, whatever the hell happened to him anyway!?

from randomsnark :

As a total random thought....While reading your "Bill Meck" comment on TLOH's comment thingy, memories were brought back of the 2nd grade when the man himself, Bill Meck came and talked to our class about weather. We even baked him a cake with his face on it...Crafty little 2nd graders. ANYWAY, my dad made up a catchy little tune that goes a little something like this.."Who the heck is Biiiiiill Meck!" and so on and so forth. Of course we knew who he was, my dad just enjoys being gay and making up songs. To make a long story short, thanks for bringin' back the ol' Bill Meck song.

from jonzo :

Yeah, i get the one shot deal theory,a nd I may even subscribe to it in theory, but i have to think that if I knew my marriage was over, and I could sit rationally and discuss with my sig. other why it was over, and they weren't willing to work on it, I'd be gone. I didn't state specifics because i didn't know whether my friend knows about my site, and i didn't want to betray her trust, but i really wonder why some people stay when they are miserable. Even if it is just a trial seperation, you know, absence makes the heart grow fonder type thing. Maybe it's just me, but i would have a hard time in any marriage where the other partner wasn't willing to discuss problems rationally. Oh well, I think you and are on the same page, you just express yourself much more lucidly than i do. :) looking forward to the e-mail, J

from lobsterchick :

Hrm...You are the harbinger of bad news, because I have been sick lately. Would the bad breath just start now? This sounds like it might cost me money.

from lobsterchick :

In my defense, I did those pictures REALLY late last night and Deadsoon and I were laughing like we were damn geniuses (he thought of some of them, like H.R. Likesitrough and H.R. HilaryDuff). I was too damn tired to put it up last night, though. This is the shit I think of once I DON'T have too much time on my hands. I guess it's a good thing I have a job now, since otherwise there might be more of that crazy shit.

from soverycherry :

Dude! NICE layout! That is awesome! I'm hungry. Also, I constantly bug my sister by singing the "doodley-doodley-do, do-do-do" over and over and over again a la "TGS." Woot. Teen Girl Squad and Pumpkin Delights, what a life.

from jonzo :

Okay, Get Fuzzy absolutely kills me. We used to have a sharpei, who passed away, but so had the temperament of Satchel. Amelie was one of those movies i rented thinking it would be a chick movie i hated, and it turned out to be quite the opposite. Its funny how preconceived notions about movies like that will keep you from watching somehting that turns out to be excellent. I had to force people to watch Office Space and they were rolling by the end. The book, I'm not sure where it came from. It is entirely possible i bought it, thinking it would be funny. I was immediately drawn when i found it today. Incidentally it was stuck between the cushions of my sofa. jealous? :)

from gumphood :

WATCH OUT FOR THE CANE. ITS BIG AND IT BLOWS.

from invisibledon :

Have a great holiday weekend 8/29/03

from madamepierce :

Miz Loriebug? I haf now answered your GESTAPO-LIKE QUESTIONING! And now I must relax out on the verandah with a mint julep. Thanks for interviewing me; it was fun!

from pinklady877 :

hey! i left you a comment a while back with the info in case you wanted it: username-pinklady, password-unlockme. oh by the way, i *love* your diary. :) much love, kristine

from glennz-bitch :

hey, i came across ur diary and i was wondering if we could add eachother to our buddy lists. leave me a note!

from youreviews :

Hey I just stumbled across your site, and I just wanted to let you know about YouReviews, its a brand new review site that is just dieing to get out in the open, so we were wondering would you like to be one of the first to be reviewed? If so go to http://youreviews.diaryland.com/ we are hoping to be hearing from you soon!

from randomsnark :

crrrrrap, sorry for that.

from randomsnark :

Nono. JUST the freshmen. ALl the rest of us are too be gay and dumb with back problems.

from madamepierce :

please tell me you've set up some sort of new goal for yourself to hook up with high school guys at band camp.

from tallgirlsam :

If I was a boy, I'd turn this mother out and rock the house, dope.

from uclafan87 :

i now want some vegatables damn you! but, i DO like it! weeeeeeee.

from ediblmercury :

I'm down with the mix tape idea, but I don't think I listen to the same stuff you do at all. No one would like the stuff I put together :P

from madamepierce :

i am wondering if the picture on your page is a picture of kelly clarkson? Because it looks like her. Once someone told me that I had Kelly Clarkson hair. it was a lie, though.

from funnyfrog :

i like your pic. Is your cat sending you spam. haha. It occured to me to leave a note and now i dunno what to say. ~LoRi

from ediblmercury :

Your pic isnt showing up :(

from jettemarie :

Lovely layout! I'm very impressed with it. *applause*

from stumblebee :

Okay, I tried to sign the guestbook, but I don't know what's going on with that crazy ass site. Been having trouble with it all week. Anyways, LOVE the pink. And the image is very cool.

from uclafan87 :

cute layout loriebug....good joerb!!! </end coach z voice

from cutething :

teeheehee. oh see, you shouldn' t give me ideas. for a while, i would say stuff like, ' my hunger meter is in the red. ' and sometimes, i would make up little diagrams.

from jettemarie :

I have to say, your three tasks idea inspired me. Good for you! *runs off to become a better person*

from cutething :

holy cow. that reminds me of the time the whacked- out crack head just walked into our house and then apologized and offered us a can of beer ( from his pocket) to make up for it.

from ediblmercury :

That last one reminded me I had to poo. Thanks.

from ediblmercury :

Woah! You really needed your ass beat when you were little. HA! And I thought I was bad.

from uclafan87 :

there aint nothin wrong with a little carol brady! haha. But OMG! I totally also have a HUGE zit on my forehead...damn every one of them! grrr.

from ediblmercury :

I love your new layout! I've seen it before and thought about getting it myself but decided not to. It rocks though.

from fan4 :

I like the mini zebra image for your template. The zebra is my fave. animal.

from fan4 :

I was disappointed when Christy was voted out, but I'm happy Jenna won.

from skylarkusa :

I have to be careful about choosing a time and place to read your diary. I was reading it at work and busted out laughing after reading your Cadbury Bunny haiku. I work at a very boring, stuffy place where there is nothing to do but pretend like you're doing something. People were wondering what was so funny about the estate planning documents I am drafting. Poor people. So old, yet not very wise. I guess you could say they have the worst of both worlds.

from meow08 :

Thanks for checking out my journal! Love your layout =)

from invisibledon :

instead of dumb and dumber, you got yikes and creepy outside your car. Oh I also know that creepy oh god they are just sitting there staring at me feeling I was so totally feeling that *icky shudder feeling* reading your recap of the event.

from keeds :

well that depends on if you're talking about my older writing (keed) or my OLDER writing (supernigger)

from keeds :

hi. write back.

from fan4 :

I don't like Jenna from Survivor either. Who would you like to see win the game? It would be nice if Christy won. There have been times where I thought she would've been voted out, but she's still in the running.

from uclafan87 :

hey! i already left you the username and password in your gbook, you silly goose! (username-green, password-jeep ) See ya!

from moo-review :

Just trying to promote our new review site. Please feel free to request a review.

from fan4 :

You have a friend named Mindy? So do I.

from uclafan87 :

hi! i just created a public diary, where anyone can post anything!! Its kept completely anonymous, come by and post..it will make me jump for joy!!! http://boomletters.diaryland.com

from jettemarie :

I was extremely bothered by Clay and that girl kissing, too! Everyone else was singing, and then they were over there making a porn. Life is weird.

from jettemarie :

I love how certain music can just immediately take you back to a certain time or place. Your description of that night in the lake was amazing, I felt like I was there. I wish I had been there! It sounded like an awesome experience.

from fan4 :

You're a pisces? That's my sign too.

from ediblmercury :

Thanks for the note! I got three in a row today! Weee! Thats a first. And I needed it because today was kindof a shity day. Oh, and I don't stay home alone all the time, just every once and a while. But when i do it sucks.

from ediblmercury :

I was just about to type almost the same thing as the last note said. I'm 18 and I know all that crap. Who are you teaching? And where are these kids from?! Oh, by the way, my name is Lorie too :) But it's spelled Lori. :P

from jettemarie :

That is truly strange that your students didn't know any of that music. I'm only 18, and I know the lyrics to Hangin Tough! And not even having heard of Earth, Wind & Fire? Maybe they're aliens sent here to try to soak up American culture, and they just haven't gotten to that yet.

from fan4 :

"The Nanny Diaries" sounds like a good book. Thanks for mentioning it in your diary.

from fan4 :

LOL You should get into contact with captvfirefly. She had a spider story to tell too!

from fan4 :

I like Easy Mac too. It's easy to fix in the microwave. When my grandma was still alive, I sometimes spent nights over at her house. We'd eat Velveeta Shells and Cheese for dinner. I miss her a lot. *sniff*

from jettemarie :

I was one of the many who stumbled on your diary thanks to your review. I have to say, I love it. I will definitely stop back here again and again. It just feels good to read your writing... =)

from invisibledon :

It�s Jude�s birthday http://heyjude85.diaryland.com go wish her happy birthday please.

from fan4 :

In response to your Thanks (for me adding you to my favorite diary list), I say "You're welcome". :)

from barybabe :

If you can't read my guestbook then you'll have to fix it cause i tried and couldn't figure it out ~G

from uclafan87 :

hee.nope! it was actually about an hour ago!

from jonzo :

wow, interesting evening to say the least. I'm trying out a few banners. Thanks for noticing. I probably could have seen you go into CB from where I work.

from invisibledon :

Wow and a really fast reply too have a great weekend in the 'noke if that is possible

from invisibledon :

Hey I did the pudding pop thing, tried to leave this in your g-book but it wouldn't let me :(

from barybabe :

Hey. Clarification. Fold is a JMU music building original. As described by you it is used when someone totally screwed up in a lesson or performance. It's also the name of a certain trombone player because he did it the most. (ie. Polk, Fold, and I went to the store, or hey Fold, how'd the lesson go.) Much love. ~G

from invisibledon :

links in your page too aw I am certainly thankful for that - Oh that jingle is certainly annoying but I noticed that the famous actor commerical has been adopted by several of the competing law firms which were started by Krasnow - so we may indeed be flooded with a entire stream of lawyer jingles - I want to see that tax lawyer come up with some hip-hop version for her firm "we get you some bling bling from da man" thanks for the link on your page, ciao

from invisibledon :

was reading some of your back issues - I almost ran over John Carlin a few years ago while he was jogging - really it was by accident but still he gave me the dirtiest look and I was like just because you work for the tv station doesn't mean you don't have to look when you cross the street you &*&%(*& so I don't like him now - because of that

from invisibledon :

thanks for adding me to your fave list - and yes don walker was the most annoying thing on the freakin planet - the pearl jam thing was just one thing - OMG it made my skin crawl just thinking about it *shudder*

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