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Lol. Yeah, I knew you knew what a GT-R was :) If you had one, you could go visit my dad in Stewartstown PA in, like, 8 minutes flat! You two would get along well. Sorry about your knee woes, btw. Having had 5 knee surgeries myself, I can commiserate somewhat at least. Best of luck with it.

from jaysthoughts :

Just checking to see how many diarylanders still actually check their notes and stay active.

from dangerspouse :

Ah, you must be referring to the GT-R. I don't care how contorted, folded or spindled my passengers have to get to fit into the back seat. I want one I want one I want one I want one.

from dangerspouse :

A charging system problem? Hang tight. I'm sending my wife.

from dangerspouse :

You didn't say what you made for the pot luck (did you?). C'mon man, details!

from dangerspouse :

"Ceci n'est pas une pipe!!"

from dangerspouse :

I hate sloshing. Stupid sloshing season sucks. Can't NASA developing anti-sloshing cloud seeds or something? Sheesh. Sloshing. Nothing happy about it at all.

from dangerspouse :

Sanctified Rectum? Holy shit!

from dangerspouse :

Congrats on successfully draining your hose! Took an hour though, huh? Man, getting old is tough....

from dangerspouse :

There's a SOUTHERN Maryland?

from cordeliameg :

Hope you enjoy the holiday! Will there be onions in your mashed potatoes?

from cordeliameg :

Been a long time since I've logged into D-land. Awesome to see you writing here still! Just wanted to say hi. Hope you are well. :)

from grimm0826 :

On the other hand, I used to date a registered nurse. She told me that at the hospital where she worked, doctors who were about to perform surgery were required to write, in permanent marker, a description of the procedure they were about to do - on the body part of the patient they were about to operate on. This was because several doctors, across the country, had either operated on or removed the wrong body part! I hope doctors are trustworthy, but I tend to second-guess them, just a little.

from grimm0826 :

I know I keep harping on the Buddhists...maybe because I like them, for the simple reason that they don't ask me to worship anything. But did you know that Buddhists regard Jesus (or Yeshiva, his real name) as an enlightened teacher? Just a kernel to think on. Regards to the Pest!

from grimm0826 :

An alternate idea is that the early Christians "borrowed" a lot from the emerging Buddhist "faith". I was a practicing Buddhist for three years, and I was shocked at the similarity between the myths involved. A lot of the rituals got borrowed as well, for instance, rosary beads from mala beads. As far as "religion" goes, Thomas Harris had it right: Buddha was an atheist, and his disciples couldn't wait a full five minutes after he died to make him into a god.

from grimm0826 :

Hi there! I just found your diary...anyone who calls themselves an ornery pest, and sports a disclaimer for the blasphemy on their page, belongs on my list of favorites...which is where you will be, momentarily. Regards from The Grimm One!

from opposure :

Lol, "Why Didn't The Rapture Happen Day". Hilarious.

from glass-slide :

There's only one solution: TAX THE CHURCHES!!!!!! It's the only way to show them that they're no better than the rest of us!

from edgarfrog :

I'm still alive. Just so you know.

from brightopal :

I think you used to read me back when I was Radiogurl. Thanks for adding me to your buddy list!! :D

from boxx9000 :

BOXX HAS MOVED DIARIES. YOU CAN FIND ME AT: http://boxx9000.wordpress.com/

from boxx9000 :

(your comments section was not working) I think if someone WANTS the surgery, they should be able to have it, unless the doctor flat out says it will KILL them. There's always a chance of ANY of us dying when we have surgery, isn't there? (some better odds than others) Here's a better question, what if the old geezer that wants the expensive and risky surgery is currently in jail or public assistance OR has NO medical insurance at all? I once took a class on death and dying and ETHICS and it was quite interesting how our opinions changed depending on the patients background, age, race, financial status, contribution to society etc. (P.S. I LOVE that link you sent me about the book strapped to your head. hehehehehehe)

from requiel :

Thanks for the add! Did you notice you have 666 entries?? hummmmm..... Heh,heh.

from boxx9000 :

♥ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ♥

from nicim :

I continue my journey at http://cunhell.diaryland.com Kisses.. N

from candoor :

amused, I am... in cae you wondered :)

from bluperspex :

"the gods must be crazy"? - where are you from? (haha. loaded question. not as in "are-you-crazy-where-are-you-from, but as in seriously where are you from)

from boxx9000 :

MERRY DECEMBER 25th 2005!!!!!

from plopphizz :

Congrats, you've been Quoted: http://quoted.diaryland.com/1500readers.html. Thanks for the great writing. -- Ploppy

from nicim :

Thank you for adding me to your faves. Look forward to reading you too! XXOO, N

from poolagirl :

Happy Birthday!

from cosmicrayola :

I am sick of the rainy blah, but I'm loving the temeratures. Give me 60 all year round!

from boxx9000 :

HELLO! I am alive and well. I have NO idea WHY my diary is locked. I must have messed up my diary settings. ~love, Boxx

from hissandtell :

But it's a perfectly charming garage! It looks like the kind of coach-house thingy I could happily live in. What's it like upstairs? Please, show us some more photographs before you huff and puff and blow it down? Love, R xxx

from boxx9000 :

I live on a corner just down the street from the local middle school. For some unexplained reason *people* think it is OK to stick their trash in the hedge that is in front of my house. I guess better IN the hedge than on the ground. Less bending for me to pick it up. You know what would be even better? If people weren't such PIGS!

from jenne1017 :

Great pics ;) *meow*

from iambucket :

Howdy again to my favo ornery one! Thanks for adding me again.....and it looks as if in my long absence I missed your B-day!! Well then happy big one to ya, ya big pest! (((((OP))))))

from boxx9000 :

I'm happy to hear that you had a non-disater and no injuries at your casa. Your wife COOKS????

from iamhubpluh :

Hello my fellow gemini-ian. Are you the Castor to my Pollux or the Pollux to my Castor? Hmm.... that may be imponderable...

from hissandtell :

The Bison Tennial kinda reminds me of the Donkey Oatie. Or the Pullet Surprise, even. (Oh, I do love a good livestock pun.) Have fun hooking! Love, R xxx

from la-the-sage :

Hey Dude, it was lovely to meet you! Thanks for listing me. ~LA

from jenne1017 :

It was great to meet you on Friday! Sorry I wasn't around much other than late yesterday night. Hope you had fun!

from hamiltonian :

amazing journal you have here

from poolagirl :

Ah yes..........a day without crossword puzzles is a day without....LIFE! I was thinking of getting myself some crossword puzzle pillowcases so I could at least DREAM about what I am missing!

from hissandtell :

Well, Happy Birthday then, you old slab of prime US beef, you. Love, R xxx

from hissandtell :

Now tell the truth, you made up that whole "Adopt a Vegetarian" thing, didn't you?

from hissandtell :

Well, that was a particularly curmudgeonly entry. Keep it up!

from hissandtell :

Animal House? Bluto and Otter? How fabulous!

from hissandtell :

I've never dreamed that my pets had opposable thumbs, specifically, but once I dreamed I was trying to teach my two pet sheep to spell. One (my naughty wether) was completely disinterested and disruptive, but my ewe was trying really, really hard. The problem was that she kept putting lots of extra "a"s in all the words. She was hopeless - a total disappointment to me.

from hissandtell :

Oops! My mistake. The deprivation and self-flagellation don't actually start until Ash Wednesday, do they?

from hissandtell :

A sausage-roaster at a Pancake Dinner? Whatever happened to the good old days when people gave up meat for Lent?

from hissandtell :

Oh, here was I thinking it meant "Lotsa Fish". (Or indeed "Lotsa Complain".)

from hissandtell :

Um, I just wanted to say that Polycarp is the silliest name I've ever heard for a saint. It beats all the other silly names hands down.

from hissandtell :

Hello again. I've been so slack in not dropping by sooner to say thanks so much for adding me. I'm still lovin' your diary, by the way!

from hissandtell :

Hello. I just found you through...poola? qt? One of those gorgeous gal-buddies, anyway - I forget who now - such an incestuous bunch as we are. But I realised I actually used to read you a few months ago, so I think I'll just have to play catch-up on your diary for a while and get back to you. Cheers, R.

from im2qt2kr :

You call yourself "ornerypest", but in my book you're a "sweetman" to list me amongst you're favorites. Thank you, I am flattered.

from poolagirl :

I already baited her with my soap container filled with bleach and fabric softener (to cover the smell). I think she ruined some black jeans. So sad..........

from poolagirl :

The Ides of October is/was a real thing? Oh, my gosh!

from poolagirl :

All my best to Sigmund and Matilda!

from poolagirl :

Thanks for adding me to your list! I am flattered!

from fakingcool :

I saw a video where they uncovered the fossils of the people who died because of the volcanoe. It was insane. Their faces were priceless. ....I'm a strange kid. feel free to throw rocks at me.

from goovie :

heyhey, no worries about taking me off your buddylist. i'm not updating here anymore, and the password was just the last step in closing down shop here. you can still find me over at my livejournal, and if you ever want the password for my archives, just let me know. :)

from goovie :

hey, thanks for listing me as a favorite. i'm absolutely adoring your diary. and i must have more info about this chesapeake community chorus of which you speak, especially info about how accessible it might be to baltimorean goovies who miss singing like crazy.

from en-trance :

tripness... so heres a joke that the accountant joke brought to mind that has nothing to do with accountants... a guy walks into a shrinks office wraped in celophane... the shrink looks at him and says "clearly, i can see your nuts"

from protoplasmic :

You know, I love your comment for user: perceptions. Very ha ha, if you ask me. But considering no one did, have yourself a splendiferous day.

from jenne1017 :

pssst. If you go to my links page, I have a slambook listed there ! ;o) thanks for partaking!

from merilily :

you continue to crack me up every day - i LOVE the 'sir walter the raleigh'! i wish i thought like you, oh what fun! i just wanted to share that with you . . . keep up the dementia!

from schmez :

Damn you for making bike riding sound so appealing. I went for a ride and now my calves are threatening suicide. P.S. I have a $50 Huffy from Wal-mart. Do you think I'm going to hell for that?

from merilily :

Sane? Rational? Well....maybe rational...but sane?!?!?! Where'd you get that one! >:-) I mean, come on---I read you! What else can I say? *evil grin* You're hilarious in that oh-so-ornery way, and I really appreciate you leaving a nice comment about me on my analyzer *and* saying a nice line about me on your diary! (Oh, wait, you're not supposed to be nice! Oh, you evil evil man, how dare you say such nice things) And, well, I gotta tell you, I LOVE the Saints! Almost makes me wish I was catholic...well...kinda. I'm off to ride into the sunset on my non-atmospherically challenged tires!

from fuzzytomato :

I just love your diary! You're so.....ornery and pesty. Two of the main things I look for in a diary. You rock!

from myoandphy :

Ack!!! We hate it when your species does that!! Your poor cat!!!!!

from pischina :

To my most Orneriest of fans, (((LOVELOVELOVE))) I just love reading your diary!

from artsykelly :

blah blah blah. cars so suck. *cry* the lack of having one is going to be depressing. sigh. hi! you are rather local. my parents used to take my brother and i to solomons island! bye now.

from alwayslolita :

Bad Bob! Thanks for signing my guestbook. Your poor Civic, at least she had a good long life!

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