messages to peteypuke:
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from whiskeyblood :
update this shit, faggot, or we're done.
from jonathan29 :
update please
from haloaskew :
I love Cocteau Twins! I saw them in concert in Austin in college (many moons ago).
from jonathan29 :
Are you still watching the Real World/Road Rules challenges?
from jonathan29 :
I think you're my hero, Petey. I missed you.
from nico-nico :
-wear the same pants for one week. after said week, wear a different pair for one week. alternate, and never do laundry.<br>-go to your local grocery store and demand everyone working to give you their uniform. when they do not comply, shoot an old lady in the cooter and then take whatever she's wearing.<br>-bling your shoes.<br>-never wear a shirt. instead, wear panchos; lots and lots of panchos.<br>ta-dah! your new look is complete.
from chicagojo :
I'm so proud of you sweetie! We must go out and celebrate your new smoke-free status!
from buddhababy :
http://www.myspace.com/davemarr
from kstyle :
check your picture thingy, quick! :)
from cedar-avenue :
You forgot one thing on your list: He should force you to update your diary on a semi-regular basis. I'd offer you my brother but I don't know if you have a specific age range in mind...xoxo
from jonathan29 :
I am so happy to see you here again. I seriously had thought you had ditched your diary, and when I cleaning up my buddy list yesterday, I almost took you off because I figured you'd bailed on us. I'm glad that I didn't. :)
from coppersky :
Nice List.
from italktowalls :
Glad to see you writing again. But yes, it does seem to be heavily populated with "buy this" and "buy that." You've single-handedly exposed my materialistic agenda. And here I thought I had everyone fooled. Damn you!
from italktowalls :
Well not only did I watch and rewatch the SFU finale, but I also listened to that song (the one featured as Claire drives away) over and over again. Like, seriously, it's wonder I'm single. Heh.
from f-i-n :
i love this diary!
from intralemma :
God Bless.
from italktowalls :
Did you or did you not see the SFU series finale!? Oh God, it was good. And terribly sad. Like puffy-faced-the-next-morning sad.
from whiskeyblood :
MOTHERFUCKER GET ON YAHOOO! I have to bitch about someone from the internet! GGRRRR. Oh..and how did Chris NOT know about Mona Lisa Smile. It's my like favorite girly love movie after Steel Magnolias. Okay..enough chatter...GET. ON. YAHOO. NOW! ::kiss::
from devian :
i can't believe you named your cat after marlena evans. i am a huge days fan. i love it!
from kstyle :
thanks for the kind words. yes i should wait a while. my heart is confused. it could have been so great, yadayadayada...maybe i will meet some cool art fags tomorrow!
from whiskeyblood :
I know. You need to just not tempt me until I get my Warlock to lvl 60...then I can part ways with this fucking vortex of an MMORPG and be a normal nerd again! How are you?
from whiskeyblood :
all of the city shots in Boogeyman are of Pittsburgh. I think I was with you when I saw the trailer for the first time come to think of it. But yeah...PITTSBURGH FTW!
from whiskeyblood :
It's sad, but I really really liked House of Wax. I can't put my finger on why..perhaps the subtle sexual over-tones between the twins (I'm sorry, but if my twin was as hot as either of them I would fuck them...)or perhaps the Paris running around in a warehouse going "ahhh...omigod...ahh" and some black guy screaming "WHERE'S YOUR SIDEKICK NOW, PARIS!" Either way, I may own that one on DVD.
from my-solitaire :
Your words are stong and your writing is wonderful.... wait... doesn't that sound like a reviewer would say? *shrugs* Your entry is amazing.
from chicagojo :
It's called "Mess" off the album The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner. There's a snippet sample of the song on Amazon, but I'm sure you have your ways of finding music...
from chicagojo :
"No I don't believe in God, so I can't be saved. All alone as I've learend to be in this mess I have made." -- Ben Folds Five
from bethany9 :
Chili Macs, eh? I pass it everyday (I am on Belmont b/w Broadway and Sheridan) but I am always too scared to go in. Not a huge fan of chili.
from chicagojo :
"oh my god girl, hold back my weave i finna be sick!" -- If I get busted reading blogs at work, it's because I snorted really loudly when I read this!
from blankwave :
yeah, we gotta find a way in next year. yo, that zelda trailer is sweeeeeeeeeeeet!
from chicagojo :
I checked out all the systems online yesterday. Very nice... Any cool pictures I get from my bf at E3, I'll pass along.
from blankwave :
Have you been reading joystiq.com or kotaku.com's coverage of E3? In depth spec's on all the systems and screenshots galore... I've been drooling all week.
from whiskeyblood :
They also played some danced up song off of Media...I couldn't tell you what it was called though, all I remember thinking was "Wow, this doesn't suck anymore." I was kinda drunk (read as: so drunk I was ready to punch a 15 year old girl in the face for asking me not dance holding my beer) so I'm hazy on the details. I still don't understand that pairing, though. I guess since the new Bright Eyes album is "elctronic" they figured it would be a red hot mix!
from whiskeyblood :
The Faint r0x0red. I'm just glad I finally got to see them live. Everytime they've come here they have either canceled or I couldn't go due to job related bullshit. I was really suprised at how well the stuff from Wet From Birth sounded live...I had little hope of those songs being any good...but Paranoia fucked my butt bloody. As for Bright Eyes...the old songs were amazing...and I hate them...but I'd fuck Connor in a second. How are you, btw?
from ohio21boy :
oh man, I missed it! I guess I'll have to read about in O. (I think she has gone mad-crazy.)
from ohio21boy :
oh man, I used to watch The Days like back in 7th and 8th grade and totally remember Carrie getting acid poured on her face. Those were the good old days. Remember when Carly ( I think that's who it was?) was buried alive?
from catz-eyes :
you are SO right! Pamela Sue is the only Fallon! Dynasty on DVD?! its a wet dream come true! can't wait for it to arrive here! hope there's heaps of bonus material, out takes etc, that'd be cool. nice to see you back, by the way :) cheers =^..^=
from discodoll :
Where is Petey?
from whiskeyblood :
Fuck iPods. Fuck Mac. I hate everything that comes from them. It's shitty. It breaks. And the sound quality isn't all that great. Give me a mixed tape and a summer night anyday over the cold bullshit of an iPod.
from rosedreaming :
I think you are. I recently wrote a diary entry about how bad I lust after one. A pink ipod mini....I called it a musical vagina meant for my pleasure.
from ohio21boy :
spring itch... I know exactly what you mean.
from whiskeyblood :
No. You're not crazy. But you have some pent up stuff. Stuff you don't do so well with. It may help. At the very least it will get you a Rx!
from peteypuke :
jeez, do i sound that crazy? IM OKAY! seriously! i promise!
from whiskeyblood :
Sweetheart. Seriously. I'm not saying this to be a dick. I'm not saying this because I have broken down and done it. I'm saying because I'm worried. Have you considered trying to see a therapist? Just for a while? Please take a deep breath and don't do anything upsetting.
from sugarbabylon :
si, si. dennis cooper=<3
from cindie-loo :
i think all the cute guys are in hell. so..we will definitely have fun burning there. a big part of me thinks that the pope is kinda like that marshmallow pastry doll that says 'hee hee' when you tickle him. the pope is loveable is his old age.
from whiskeyblood :
OH WHAT!! I'm not supposed to wear it!?!? It's a hot shirt! Of course I'm gonna wear it! Don't be silly. :)
from no-and-then :
i saw the ring two also...i also thought it was no good.
from buddhababy :
Sorry Petey, I'm in love. We can double date tho!
from chicagojo :
P.S., a game to look forward to: http://www.experiencegaming.com/content.php?gameID=6731&contentID=2726
from chicagojo :
Hmmm... You could probably also yell and have DK bongos recognize the noise as a clap. I think I just found my new favorite game :) I finally beat Ratchet & Clank this weekend. Yay for me!
from kstyle :
so so true!
from kstyle :
silly boy, rosemary's baby was 60's..oooh, you're not old, i am!
from chicagojo :
Poor Pumpkin Petey!! I hope you get to feelin' better soon!
from blankwave :
i'm not sorry, 'cause i know you're using your time fighting strep with copious amounts of videogaming. in fact, i envy you. i've barely gotten to play anything since i got back with the girl. although, i'm not really complaining. wait, yes i am! so i was really writing because i saw your name written on a subway car last night on my way home. it was odd. someone in nyc is using your name as a tag aparently. my phone was dead so i couldn't get a picture, but it was neat.
from ohio21boy :
hi. get well soon.
from nico-nico :
::pat pat:: sorry that you have strep. hopefully at the doctor's the nurse was hot and when you pulled down your drawers there were some "bow chika bow wows"... most likely, probably not, but anyway, don't cough up a lung or anything like that. those are important.
from catz-eyes :
{{{PITY}}} <- use only as directed. see your doctor/proctologist if symptoms persist. =^..^=
from ohio21boy :
ahhh simple life 2... I'm waiting for it to go on sale on target, just like the time when I bought season 1 for $5.99. Hope you feel better (and happy belated bday.)
from catz-eyes :
g'day, just wanted to say hope that you're feeling btter asap... and was amused to see we're bothing doing the 'sickies tv thing', i.e., DOOL.. i thought the whole clone thing and all the 'dead' Salemites on the island was just part of my fevered delerium! anyway, take care. cheers, =^..^=
from bethany9 :
Coke and Kathy Griffin. Can't beat that.
from blankwave :
Happy Birthday! Glad someone finally got Fable for you, and enjoy the DS too! I've seriously played Fable through about 15 times now, everytime I find new stuff to do and live a different life than the last. And pick up XX/YY or whatever it's called for the DS, that game is a blast.
from chicagojo :
Once you sober up, it's time to go out for martinis on a Tuesday night. Glad to hear that you rocked your b-day in proper fashion.
from whiskeyblood :
what an incredibly sensative note! OMG LIKE, THANKS!!
from catz-eyes :
Bugger. my apologies. you left a note late last month and i coulda *sworn* i replied but it seems i forgot - ah the joys of Lithium. anyway, just wanted to thank you for the words of encouragement :) hope Life is being kind to you and yours. =^..^=
from nico-nico :
uh, lost and confussed in AMAZEMENT maybe? that album totally rocks my socks (while ireland does not exist onmy copy of the album for some reason...), it makes me happy to be alive! and to be totally honest, butterfly is only so great until you've heard it for the 1,457,903rd time... though superstar by rollergirl keeps my toes tapping and my hands down my pants...
from nico-nico :
did that crazy ex-stalker kid finally eat your soul or something? cause' that wouldn't be the best thing to happen...
from nico-nico :
::oh:: i know! and his collection fucking rocked my socks! woot woot woot!!!!!
from nico-nico :
godammit, i'm a nervous-wreck about tommorow... i have this sneaking suspicion that wendy might win the god damn thing. then again, if wendy ::did:: win, then pretty much every gay guy would stop watching bravo, then the only people who would watch the network would be a bunch of fag-hags, which we all know is only about 7% of viewership. i just realized that i'm stressing over all this reality tv bull shit when i do have a life of my own... oh dear...
from whiskeyblood :
Yes. I'm sure I'm fine. I'm just terrified. You know how I am. If it's not Cancer, it's AIDS, if it's not AIDS, it's heart disease. I'm a neurotic mess when it comes to my body not working anymore. We'll see tomorrow I guess.
from ohio21boy :
she is a total retard these days. There is a really funny commentary (article?) in the new Details (with Britney's husband-ugh- on the cover) demanding fat women, especially oprah, back. you should read it for a chuckle. the star jones comments alone are hilar!
from lonelywife :
Guinness! should be the beer of choice always! enjoyed reading your 101 things.... :) *hugs* i'm a hugger! :)
from whiskeyblood :
Yes. Splitsville. They are finally (thankfully) finished with their farse of a marriage. The end. I was at my wits end with all of it, to be sure. I am feeling a little better today. Still a tad scratchy throated, but it's nothing a little CD shopping at Paul's won't fix! Later tater.
from whiskeyblood :
I should just move to Indiana. Fucking Fascists. Do they even fucking realize the Pandora's Box this is going to open? I'm suprised by the fact that this is out by philly. I would expect it from Western PA where I am, but not that far east. And it's proposed by a Democrat no less. IT IS ALL A BUNCH OF SHIT! AHH.
from whiskeyblood :
Dear Heart, on any other sunday I would have been fully lost in the world of warcraft. Unfortunately I have been sick and just not answering the phone. Hopped on Nyquil with the ringer off. I got your msg this morning as I stumpled out the door to work. We'll talk soon. Seems like you have a pretty good grasp on things, though. Or do you? Good luck.
from blankwave :
sounds like your weekend was all over the place. as far as the 21 yr old, i'm happy you guys finally talked about what you were both thinking. it looks like you're in a good place with all of it. and don't worry, i went home and slept slept with an ex on friday, so i'm a little more retarded than you!
from nico-nico :
i don't know... shootings can be very unfufilling... we could just make her other child pseudo hitler since their mother is fuckin moussilini... did i spell that right? do i even care? eh, oh well...
from buddhababy :
Do the math... passive + passive = passive. One of you needs to be the aggressor if either of you is gonna get laid.
from nico-nico :
THANK YOU! WENDY MUST DIE! YOU BRING THE DUCT TAPE, I'LL BRING THE POWER DRILL!!!
from buddhababy :
Don't apologize for caring and missing someone. It's refreshing and endearing to see such love and admiration.
from bethany9 :
Wow. Blown away. Wonderfully written.
from buddhababy :
Are you fucking the kid yet?
from bethany9 :
you'll know its time to settle down when you look around and no one even compares to what you have at home.
from whiskeyblood :
No. No you cannot call me "stump fucker" due to the fact that he was not an amputee. "Deformed Fucker" is fine though. BTW. Unrelated. The new Ani album has made me happy. I have been listening to the songs on her site like crazy. I think she may finally be remembering that she can actually play the guitar. The lyrics are good. I missed her so much. Did I also mention that I'm drunk at work? I am. Carson and I just drank a bottle of wine. I can't see.
from whiskeyblood :
More like "Hey, lemme suck you dry and then move out on you and leave you alone and naked in the dark." That would have been a better song for that faggot. =P
from chicagojo :
Why are you spending your time with someone who obviously isnít on the same path in life? Because of his rad videogames, of course. I kid, I kid. But I hear ya.
from blankwave :
thanks for the note. stupid universe.
from buddhababy :
When I was young, I was so bent on saving myself for "the one". Then somewhere in my late twenties I decided I should give up that search and do as much whoring as I could while I was still young enough to get laid a lot. Then in my early thirties I decided to give up whoring so I could find "a real love". Then in my mid-to-late thirties I decided to whore it up before my looks and the offers dried up. Now getting close to my forties, I've decided age doesn't matter. Nothing matters if your mate turns you on and makes you happy. Have a good time while you have the opportunity.
from chicagojo :
Sounds like a match to me! Untz, untz, untz...
from no-and-then :
IT IS OK TO DATE 21 YEAR OLD. I get where you are coming from...I once had the hots for a younger guy. When I found out his age I felt perverted. Oh well. Shit happens. And shut up I started class last week.
from whiskeyblood :
OH JESUS. 1.) My elf is not gay. He's very very straight and a hit with all of the ladies. 2.) I cry all of the time.
from bethany9 :
I am offically disturbed by that doll.
from whiskeyblood :
See!! You never should have stuck you dick in my butt! Now you're cursed with the "OMG HE'S A PRE-TEEN" disease I've had for the past 4 years. Welcome to hell Mr. Pete. Welcome to hell. Oh..and please do send more pictures! Daddy LOVES pictures!
from whiskeyblood :
ha. read my lj. I slammed that piece of feces. I don't know what the fuck happened to that bitch, but her music has suffered because of it. I compared it to a cheap Fleetwood Mac wanna-be album. And W.T.F. is up with that Hoochie Momma song. God. I fucking hate her. Someone needs to fly a plane into her fucking piano. And that fucking fuck of it all is that all of these stupid faggots around the country will say "IT'S HER BEST YET." Yeah. If by best you mean I stabbed my ears out with a screwdriver. God I hate her. /rant.
from chicagojo :
This weather is such a tease. 66 yesterday! Friggin' 66! And then tomorrow will be -2. Cripes...
from buddhababy :
Happy, happy new year!!!
from sicknick :
i would rather hear britney spears through a cubicle wall than IN MY FUCKING BAR EVERY NIGHT. sorry...had to vent. one of the other bartenders at work is a closet lesbo that has a huge thing for britney (but is actually dating some creepy mormon guy) and INSISTS on playing that ghastly bitch all the time. ugh!
from cindie-loo :
when i grow up petey, i want to be a fresh-faced, recently graduated, catholic school girl babysitter.
from kstyle :
got my card!!!!!you rock! xoxoxo, michael
from discodoll :
PPS. Petey is still cute.
from cindie-loo :
i love gwen stefani. love love love want her. hot hot hot. but i have to agree sweet petey.
from ohio21boy :
I am all about top model, all the time. I loved yoanna last year (what has she been up to lately?) and I definitely think that it will come down to amanda and eva. ya ya has got to go, and I kind of miss norelle...
from no-and-then :
This commercial has been discussed by my co-workers and I more than once. All the men were in agreement, that man should have been way more freaked out. Not only because of the giant head but because he was a man. They say this of course because they are strait (or is it straight? I forget). The conclusion: Because they guy was not more freaked out, burger king must be gay.
from no-and-then :
Onion rings and spongebob watches? It's gotta be better than having a dream about waking up with the burger king guy in your bed. Like in that commercial for burger king breakfast. That dude with the huge plastic head. That commercial freaks me out.
from buddhababy :
My dog occasionally wants to play... that's the hard part. I know her mind is still there but her physical ability is not.
from cindie-loo :
i dont want a leprechaun husbank ok?
from no-and-then :
THANKS
from no-and-then :
I knew there was something I was supposed to leave you a note on...a couple of entries ago you made an apology for the drunken notes expressing your love to people. Well, I didn't get one. If I was the crying type, I'd be doin' it right now. If we were face to face I would kick you in your junk for not leaving me a love note. I expect to see one ASAP.....Thank you, drive through.
from sicknick :
i have to honestly say that 'snack oddity' is one of the best entries i've ever read in diaryland. seriously. petey, you made my day.
from devil-bitch :
Yah, they always leave. The problem is that I always want to leave them way before they leave me. But no, I just wait till they do the damage. I guess I'm a chickenshit or I want them to be the ones that feel like shit. Cause that's how you feel after fucking someone over.
from kstyle :
doodle..masterpiece..that was beautiful...
from whiskeyblood :
See..I told you life isn't all that bad. You just need perspective. And you don't need me to be happy. That's not to be a brush off...not to say I don't want to talk to you or see you..but just a comment to say...things are okay. Okay? *lick*
from devil-bitch :
I see........a women in your life hiding her feelings of adoration for you. She's blonde. Maybe 26. She has a professional relationship with you that could be turning towards friendship. Hope you like my not-so-psychic insight. On to another diary.
from kimmikers :
Do me a favor and email me your cell number, darling. I can't get your email for some reason. [email protected]
from blankwave :
Ah, I got you now. Well, if it helps, I'm off the Halo and hitting up some Paper Mario 2. For the record, Halo is the ONLY FPS I like.
from christabean :
Well, I'm somewhere between my mom's attitude of "thinking you can handle your mood swings is one of the key signs of bi-polar disorder!" and your classic street schizophrenic's insistence that THE MAN only wants you to THINK you're crazy. I personally have found low (non-prescription) drugs all the time don't work as well as serious (illegal) drugs once a month. But I guess that's just as bad for you, and you're used to more than that anyway. Sex works better than drugs at leveling me out, by far. And it's better for you! Put your little shirt and pants to good use?
from buddhababy :
Doing too many drugs? Nah.. It's all about cocktailing your drugs properly. May be serotonin inbalance. Try taking "5-HTP" after speeds and/or ecstasy. It helps the depressive comedowns. Usually available at health/organic stores.
from whiskeyblood :
No one can fill your voids and no one can make you happy. Only you can do that. I know it sounds like some sort of pop-psyche analysis, but it's true. I don't hate you. And I don't understand why you are bouncing back and forth between these extremes. Just take a deep breath and enjoy things instead of focusing on what they are or aren't. No matter what, everything just "is" so let it be and enjoy it for that. Okay? Don't make me worry about you, sucka.
from no-and-then :
You have to beware of the smoothies. Although they are healthy and energizing and what not. They are filled with calories from all the sugars in them. Even if the sugars are natural from the fruit.
from kimmikers :
AND I just bought the new Le Tigre. Holy hell, why have I not bought them before. I've listened to Nanny Nanny Boo Boo on freaking repeat since last night. LOVE IT. They were in Detroit on Nov 4th, alas. *shakes fist*
from kimmikers :
Allow me to make it up. I'll be in Chicago again Dec. 3rd-5th. Going to the Modest Mouse show, visiting the German Christmas market, etc. Drinks! Drugs! Rock & Roll! Boobs! I'll supply the boobs, so you don't have to worry about that. Also, why do I have you on my AIM list and you never show up? I'm ladymadonna27. Send me a message, foo!
from ohio21boy :
hey - I almost went to the le tigre show, now I wish I did...glad it was a good time.
from discodoll :
Oh silly, you ALWAYS look cute.
from jonathan29 :
You have been an updating fool lately. I love it!
from jonathan29 :
I voted last week. BOO-YA! Honey, I find time to both be a slut AND do my civil duties. MMMKAY? :)
from amberfalls :
Yah! I'm glad to hear that you voted. Love the polka dots.
from kstyle :
err..pokey DOTS! sheesh!
from kstyle :
yer pokey-doys make me craaaazeee, joe!
from discodoll :
Ok that's it. You are a sweet, cute and wonderful guy if someone can't see it they're fucking nuts (and I say that so I don't start cursing). You deserve the best and nothing less. Oh and if I was a guy I wouldn't let you go and would make my best to make you happy because like I said that is EXACTLY what you deserve. Anything less is pure bullshit.... ok I feel better now.
from discodoll :
Well the first one usually is because they are afraid to love and the second it's because they've been hurt or they're not ready for commitment.... it sucks when that happens.
from discodoll :
I can't say much but I send you tons of hugs.
from kstyle :
i HOPE it was a good weekend, i can't quite tell...
from jonathan29 :
Ooh...one more thing: I thought I was the only person in the world that had seen Burnt Offerings. Not only do I love me some Karen Black, cross-eyes and all, but I love the end where she becomes the old woman and throws her husband out the window. I wonder if they sell it on DVD?
from jonathan29 :
Thanks Petey.... :)
from kstyle :
aww you're just a big pussycat, just like me!
from jonathan29 :
OMG...did you see Battle of the Sexes last night? I totally hope that Nick and Shane hook up. Anywho, another good sad Yaz song is "Only You". All their albums are rather melancholy....good songs to make yourself cry to.
from fuckmyname :
thanks for your kind words. it was good to hear from you again. take it easy.
from tarted-heart :
lol, i'm glad someone found it funny...i'm just going to go die of shame now.
from jonathan29 :
I know...I'm so excited about Top Model that I can hardly stand it. I hope that Tyra says the word "fierce" about a million times this season. That's my favorite part!
from jonathan29 :
Thanks for the note. :) And yeah, I'm dying to see how this season of the Real World turns out. Seems that Willie might actually get a little nookie this season....
from whiskeyblood :
Awww...baby...it'll be okay....I hug you hard like a unicorn-kick!
from no-and-then :
what's really funny is that even though the song is called ass and titties, the only line I can remember is "titties and ass". Get it. It's funny because it is the only line and it is in the opposite order. Ha.
from kstyle :
if i may be a big fag for a moment...right on, sister! you rock, petey!
from amberfalls :
That entry was excellent. You tell that bitch to go mind her own damn business. I'm so glad you decided to unlock your diary. Good for you.
from no-and-then :
i got ur note, but not ur email. My address has changed anyway. So, if u could, please send ur password to [email protected]
from kstyle :
wow, sounds like you had a great time...reminds me of my trip to sf in july...i miss that boy so much, and there's not much i can do about it *sigh*...take care, pp....michael
from whiskeyblood :
baby...smile for me. no sadness. I will not permit it. not for me. *tear*
from jonathan29 :
I am still waiting for my password. Something BAD must have happened!
from peteypuke :
I emailed passwords to everyone ... if you still haven't gotten one let me know, k? anyway it won't be locked for too much longer ...
from amberfalls :
thank you thank you thank you
from amberfalls :
Locked? Locked! Locked??? Please, please, please let me into your fabulous world of drugs, parties and unadulterated gay sex. I'll show you mine if you show me yours :D [email protected]
from no-and-then :
peteypuke...hi, remember me. I'm on ur favorites list. I sent u a christmas card. Scooby-doo. I stopped writing for a while, but I'm back now. I would really love a code thingy to get into ur diary if ur sharing.
from sicknick :
i am sad that you are locked. you're one of the reads i look forward to the most...if you are indeed giving out the password and such, i would love it if you'd let me in.
from christabean :
Hello, I also would like your password, if that is okay? Because I like you.
from tarted-heart :
hey petey, im not sure if you are giving out passes or not for your locked diary, but I miss reading ya, so if you are please msg me for my email.
from whiskeyblood :
don't hate me. stuff has been fucked here...but my phone is back on. i miss u.
from jimmysworld :
man. that was too long. summarize for us stupid people.
from whiskeyblood :
That's such code for "my cock is hard and I need you to take care of it for me." I know your tricks now, sir! I got your msg...I was over at my friend Lauren's watching that rat movie Willard. I want to call you back desperately, but have no long distance. Why am I such a slacker retard? Stupid overdrawn bank account! Why don't you bring your smirk this-a-way? Sucka!
from whiskeyblood :
June 4th - June 7th I will be in Chicago. I will have NO money...but would like to spend some time with you. I don't know if my sad little brain can handle anything more intense than a bench and a walk...but we'll see...please don't be afraid of me.
from sicknick :
i had a bee fly in my window while i was driving, smack into my bare knee, sting me, and then fly back out. stupid bee. by the way, i share your feeling on the whole dragonfly thing. they look prehistoric and creepy. yuck.
from jimmysworld :
Nice to meet you. I think you and I would get along.
from nateboxley :
I am still here, but I am just a little more shaken up lately. I am sorry. I do enjoy this, I really do. I think I need it.
from whiskeyblood :
That sounds like the hotness to me! Although I'm currently obsessed with Crystal Caravan...it's just too cute not to love. Please dont make an improper woman out of me. ;)
from whiskeyblood :
Get ready. My brother is booking the flights...weekend of June 6th. I'll be all yours Saturday. So. Get ready.
from whiskeyblood :
i wish i could say that i'm lying...but i'm not..prolly june or july...so..get ready...we'll hold hands and giggle and be happy for an evening...yes? I have family obligations too...but i want to squeeze you in for one night or so....i'll keep you updated.
from whiskeyblood :
btw..i will be coming to chicago this summer. three or four days..staying with the soon to be sister in law...we will meet...and you will love it.
from sicknick :
i am also going to see the pixies...the monday show to be precise. ha ha ha ha! so excited!
from whiskeyblood :
sadly...no one ever comes to Pittsburgh anymore. I'll be seeing David Bowie next month..but that's about it...:( I want last spring back...3 shows a month...Tori so many times...bjork....god...I hate how life changes.
from whiskeyblood :
I've been thinking about you a lot. Lately you pop up in my head when I'm just drifing around in my car. I dreamt of us at a show together holding hands and crying..I'm pretty sure it was Tori...I miss you.
from discodoll :
Thank you for the link cutie. Love it!!!
from whiskeyblood :
*sigh* *kiss* *snuggle* *sleep* A dream I had of you last night.
from whiskeyblood :
i still sit and look at the buru buru dog stationary set that i bought for the purpose of writing you letters and get sad. where did we go wrong? who flew the plane into the towers of our love? i say we must wage war and destroy those that oppose our militant, chubby, drunken, chemical obsessed, fashionista love. oh wait. i'm talking about 9/11...i got distracted. for real though...when did you stop thinking about my sweet ass as your own? i miss you lover.
from mrs-roboto :
beautiful new look
from morningview4 :
my sincere, sincere consolation. i lost my great grandmother not long ago, and she and i were pretty close. and im not quite over it. but judging from the strength of your words, im sure youre strong enough to eventually get through it.
from opinionshere :
Here's the deal: At one point the pending list got deleted so I made a new one. As I was checking the guestbook to the reviews that had been completed your name didn't come up as a diary that had been reviewed or as a name on the pending list. You can do one of three things; 1. leave me a note telling me that you are on the pending list and still want the review, 2. you can leave a note saying you no longer want the review or 3. you can ignore this all together and sooner or later your name will be taken off the pending list.
from kstyle :
happy belated new year! - michael
from kentraine :
*gives many hugs* That is so sad... I agree with you, though, and I'm gonna go find my cat and give him a hug myself.
from ozwald :
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
from whiskeyblood :
OH..and...my brother is flying me to Chicago sometime this year...prolly in may or june. So. I will be there for a few days and most def. will be seeing your punk ass when I'm there. So get used to the idea of this all coming to a reality in a theater near you very very soon! *smooch* I miss you!
from whiskeyblood :
Okay..so this is a million miles away from being a prompt response, but if I made you a soul crushing tape it wouldn't be all that soul crushing because I'm sure you own it all already. That's what sucks about us being the same. Fucker.
from cantkillme :
you're so funny and entertaining and beautiful- i'm adding you to my favorites...
from whiskeyblood :
You are an exception. You know that. I'm glad you wrote all of that in your entry, though, too. I just can't seem to articulate the specifics of my hate. But yeah. You're in the clear. Our suicide pact is still on. ;)
from whiskeyblood :
My sweet prince. I just wanted to let you know how sad I was last night when I got home and saw all of your IM's. My stupid computer has a glitch and just randomly opens things such as Yahoo IM and AIM...at any rate, I'm sorry and I hope to talk to you soon.
from morningview4 :
most guys would take beavis and butthead over...say...clark howard...or ben stein. you're still in good shape.
from no-and-then :
TRUST ME! I know what you mean. My grandmom on my dad's side had breast cancer and 7yrs. later died of brain cancer. My grandfather on my mom's side had prostate cancer. My father had a type of lukemia when he was younger. My mom had cervical cancer. As you have read from my diary, my brother just got over testicular cancer. I'm the only one left. I can't believe that I'm not going to get it...so, I just sit here and wait everyday.
from morningview4 :
hey,my friends and i act like that all the time. we've scared cute boys away by the masses. but we dont care bc its fun as hell. and besides...what would come after we make out with them anyway? wed get bored...and start acting like that anyway.
from nothinunik :
sorry to hear about that... i hope everything will turn out ok... sorry.. i know i cant say anything to really help you.. sorry.
from fashionspazz :
my thoughts and prayers are with you and your family. *hugs* take care.
from miss-cupcake :
hey honey, my prayers are with your grandfather and your family. xoxo
from fashionspazz :
Petey! your first entry from monday was wonderful! 'twas beautiful! take care and have a wonderful day!
from no-and-then :
I though "dago" was spelled d-e-g-o. You know, dego. Actually, I thought it was like, diego. But, I sometimes don't know if I'm really smart or just make things up in my head and take them as fact. Um, yeah whatever.
from violentskies :
I really like that poem. I like your words Petey. Umm no no don't know me but I just wanted to express that I like the way you write. Ok I'm being repetive so I'm gone. bye *Veronica*
from fashionspazz :
and I don't have a guestbook. :( but I have AIM and e-mail! so anyway... how have you been? hope you're doing good. take care and have a great day!
from discobiscuit :
haha.....you're nice. nice people are good, as opposed to mean people.
from fashionspazz :
Hey petey. I don't know why that notes link on my diary isn't working. (but you can go to my profile and then leave me a note there! :-D) I hope you are doing well. take care and have a wonderful day!
from no-and-then :
I'm reading your diary now...but anyway, I clicked and pasted to get that layout, I have no idea what i'm doing...i'm surprised it worked in the first place. I couldn't remove the guest book thing if i tried. And i don't know how to get one
from peteypuke :
fashionspazz, if your reading this by chance - i tried to leave you a note but i couldn't :( also i can't seem to get to your guestbook either. just wanted to say hey :)
from fashionspazz :
hmmmm... wanting to slow dance is perfectly normal. no worries. I hope you're doing okay. take care!
from no-and-then :
oh yeah, I almost forgot. I added an entry today entitled "I write long ass entries because peteypuke asked for more detail" So, you better read it because my fingers hurt now.
from no-and-then :
I dressed as an angel, but it was a slutty looking angel and I had devil horns and a tail sticking out the back. I was a devil in desguise, but drunk bastards all night kept sayin', "so your an angel and a devil?" No. Your just an idiot. I try not to skimp on the details, but I'm always soooo tired when I update. I don't think I have a guestbook, so I have no idea what the hell your talking about.
from fashionspazz :
Hi! I found your diary through davemarr's. Your diary seems to be lotz and lotz of fun! I just might read it on a regular basis!!! :) take care!
from morningview4 :
just passing through again. bored as fuck. happy halloween!
from discobiscuit :
wait wait wait, there was gore and insanity in texas chainsaw massacre? haha i must have missed that. the only parts i enjoyed were the witty comments the cop made. oh and what a coincidence that the sprinkler things went off while jessica biel was wearing a white t-shirt haha.
from suncrashes :
I wish it was as cool as it seems, but it's realy not.
from suncrashes :
Disco Fucking Bloodbath: Best Book Ever?
from discobiscuit :
[such good musical tastes you have]
from no-and-then :
I hope you feel better someday petey...but until then, I can only offer that a lot of times I feel the same way too. Especially now. I have also given up on the dreams I once had.
from whiskeyblood :
You have made me want to listen to the Sunday's and return to the cabin in the Poconos I was in when I first realized that things just aren't an a.a. milne story. Stuffed animals don't talk, cats don't understand, and parents don't care. Now I'm so numb I don't even care. *HUG* Love ya big guy.
from kentraine :
Awww, I'm your favorite?? *hugs* I still don't have my own internet connection, so I don't really have a chance to update very often. And for some reason, that translates into me updating even less often, because if I'm updating infrequently it seems kinda wussy to just say what I've done in one day, when it's been ages since I've said anything... it's a vicious circle. Kind of like not going to class because I'm flunking it. >.<
from whiskeyblood :
*nuzzle* Thanks for being there....I'll be down soon.
from whiskeyblood :
HA! Dude..no amt of guestbook bombing will ever make me like that hunk of garbage. She should be shot execution style and then shit on. Ugh. I've hated her for years. Even people who love her now hate her because of seeing her live. They're like "Wow, she really IS a talentless nobody." I just gloat and say "I know."
from morningview4 :
you dont know me, but im an avid reader anyway. i was thinking about the whole movie scene thing, and after some thoughtful consideration (ha...me...thoughtful) i think that mine would be not really a scene, but the idea from Spirited Away when the little girl goes to see her parents who had been turned into pigs and she gets really frustrated because she has no way of talking to them. im weird i know. well, later! (ps...love the new layout!! rock on)
from whiskeyblood :
the new me
from gagfactor :
For now I would have to say the Kafka-esqe ending to Nowhere. My abject horror towards gayness shall always reign supreme.
from miss-cupcake :
just noticed what you wrote re: me on your 'favorite sites' listings page...nice.
from gagfactor :
well...wow..i guess gay boys get laid at the same time when they talk together too much online in the same way girls get their periods at the same time when they live together. How totally odd.
from yellow-hair :
3 days until I am wisked away to the windy pestilence of Chicago. My e-mail is [email protected] Are you ready for Peaches!!!! Im so fuckin'pumped! It sux that the night I get into town Beth Gibbons of Portishead is playing. I'd really love to check that out. Ah well.
from ninabean :
your layout is disturbing... perhaps even more disturbing is the fact that it is also eerily arousing me at the moment..... rrrowr... but we can talk about that later, for now i must agree that its time i cut the umbilical cord and flee from my home.. unfortuneatly that requires the kind of money i dont have right now... petey, can i borrow 3 grand??
from miss-cupcake :
just bought the Fanny Pack disc...i am in love.
from gagfactor :
Thanks, hon, but I'm fine. As usual the numbness just takes over and it's business as always.
from orange-hue :
its not just you
from orange-hue :
its not just you
from gagfactor :
Umm..is it just me, petey, or did the previous two notes make NO sense whatsoever? Hrmph. Thank you very much for your words in my guestbook. I wish I would have seen them sooner, but I forgot to update my email address and, well, you know how it goes. I'll talk to you soon.
from no-and-then :
I must be retarded or something. Everytime I see someone write beeeatch on the internet, that's how they spell it. Whereas, my IM name is onewaybiatch, spelled b-i-a-t-c-h. So, either I'm retarded or that's the way they let me spell it. I don't remember. And it is oneway, not as sexual orientation (as some people assume), but as in I'm selfish. Whatever.
from the9006 :
Now I don't mean to offend anyone, and it is only a quick glance but... is somebody here is Either here to stroke your ego or abase it with those humourous cutsey crap downers of subconscious aggression so often used future wife-beaters. And dildo puncher is a horrible fucking cum wad insult. Sounds like a variation of dounut puncher. Take Poo snapper. cock gobbler. PS That screenshot was cool, how did you get it if by other means then a digicam?
from gagfactor :
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from faded-souls :
sorry, but I had to panic, because..I ashamed to say..even being female..I dont own an eyebrow pencil..thank you for the advice..i'm just going to go find a crayola crayon now.
from cindie-loo :
oh petey..yes, you should be ashamed of yourself for watching that flick. indeed!
from gagfactor :
your new diary, dildopuncher. SHEESH!
from miss-cupcake :
great, now i have a real reason to start carryin' around the dig. camera!
from fuckmyname :
and last but not least... i dont think i could ever have it in me to get mad at someone for creating a picture diary!! they are the most fun thing ever! i totally encourage you to get one aswell. and thank you for the wonderful compliment. bye bye.
from fuckmyname :
you have some fantastic taste in music...what a rad 101 bands list!! you listed a lof of my all time favorite bands.
from fuckmyname :
i was wandering around diaryland and i just happened to stumble upon yours... i read a little bit and i have to say that i am sorry you have had to experience such lost. today hasnt exactly been the best day for me either. take care. bye.
from gagfactor :
consider it stuck.
from gagfactor :
I know you were kidding. I just like to reference pulsing neck wound humping. *smooch* I'm bored too, love. Wanna do it?
from gagfactor :
Remember what I said yesterday about fucking pulsing neck stumps? That's what I'll do to you if you quote that schlock rock band. Ugh. What talentless assholes.
from miss-cupcake :
oh nice...abandon me...i guess it really is easy to lock the ugly kids in the attic. help!!! don't make me stay neon.
from redivivus :
Man, that 101 was amazing. I almost want to fuck you.
from gagfactor :
Because I'm not online you silly-billy! Avalynboy is my screenname. You have AIM open, right? Later.
from ninabean :
ah that has to be the greatest note in the history of notes... i thought about tattooing your name onto my ass in your honor but I figured perhaps a note saying "thanks peteypuke" would be just as effective.
from gagfactor :
I still love you. I'm sorry I've been so moody lately. It's so hard coming back to this city after a five days away with my close friends whom I never see anymore. Plus Bjork, Tori, shopping, laughing..and now this stark aloneness that makes me want to write my very own Stranger. I'm so gay I'm almost French. I could be Camus. Really. *sigh* I just heard new Sigur Ros tracks and I think my sanity fractured. That man's voice is proof of a higher power. Or something more. I have to go cry now. *hug* Sorry I'm such a cunt all the time. Still love me?
from gagfactor :
You like that Tori mix? blech. I thought it made the weakest song from that album even worse. Then again Timo Maas is my most hated butcherer of samples. Then again I also loathe that song.
from miss-cupcake :
my cum-puter is all wiggy...it went all crazy and entered the g-book entry before i could even start/finish it. does my page look all weird on your computer? its all messy when i look at it with, like a white border n stuff. misses and kisses
from kentraine :
Well, see, I could tell you where I got off for doing that, but then you'd be tempted to be all voyeuristic and watch, and I can't be having that. ;)
from gagfactor :
and a jagged one at that. check your email lover....i's got porn to review!
from no-and-then :
I guess I do sound kind of conceited. I never noticed that before. Sometimes it's a joke, but for the most part I really feel that way. Thanks for the other shit you said. I love your diary.
from ninabean :
i admire your enthusiasm for taking out those who lie to me. It shows dedication - or perhaps just maniacal tendencies.. either way, i'm impressed... and though i've changed my mind on teaching the victim a lesson, next time rest assured you will be the first to know! i'm gonna buy you a machete!
from morningview4 :
just started reading yesterday. ive got respect for you, man. rock on.
from amberfalls :
Petey is a slacker and won't call amberfalls :P
from miss-cupcake :
i just sent her an e-mail to set up a gallery visit...i want my own housewife. they are so special...all of them! I will ask her when i see her - about permission, etc.
from miss-cupcake :
i wish wish wish it could be my new template...should i contact the artist and see if she minds me using her images...actually i am thinking of buying one of the pieces.
from gagfactor :
That's just your bodies natural way of keeping your unneeded spermies all cool and comfy...you know...for procreation. You don't want boiled sperm, yo.
from gagfactor :
Just means you are a scamp! FOR POINTS! Whoa..I can't believe I just allowed myself to slip into "gay" like that. Sorry. Flames out..
from gagfactor :
It's just a sad day. The boy has done nothing warrenting an ass whoopin...he's just sad too. So whatevah..thanks for the love though, you rapscallion! =) LOL!!!
from discodoll :
Oohh your guestbook wont let me sign it hun. By the way you can message me in yahell whenever you want.
from french-fried :
I want *sniff sniff* to leave something on your map. But I can't. Cause I'm on my roommate's ghetto ass computer. And it makes me sad :(
from littlecough :
yo petey. ok, san francisco... One of the biggest mixed alternative dance nights is called Fake. Friday nights at Cat Club . * Trannyshack on Tuesday nights at the Stud is usually some fun, and pretty high cute boy quotient. * A lot of my life is centered in the Mission district: On Valencia St. from 16th through 24th, good ethnic restaurants, cool cafes, shops, etc. The Lexington, just off Valencia on 19th, is a fun lesbian bar. * As opposed to the Castro (gym clones, cologne, cologne, cologne) you may get a kick out of the seedy old-school leather bars in the South of Market district, such as Hole in the Wall and The Eagle. * Also, the bars in the Tenderloin district on Polk St., famous for sketchy crack ho's and male prostitutes, have recently become "cool" again. * http://www.menacingnoise.com has the most replete online calendar for queer punks. ... If you're in town for one of the Club KY events, it could be exactly what you're looking for. Cheers, J.
from prowlingleo :
Just wanted to say thanks for signing the guestbook for Lucy's birthday!
from christabean :
Thanks for the super nice note, and also I found your 101 things very endearing. Pietro is a badass name, and I like you very much.
from nateboxley :
thank you for reading me. I really appreciate it. I wish more people could read, but I don't know how.
from scanzilla :
Hey I just had a George Romero bender last week. Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, and Day Of The Dead. Unfortunitely I had to resort to watching VHS tapes of Day and Dawn of the Dead. I love zombie movies, or any horror for that matter. The eye popping gag in Lucio's films are great. Real nasty shit. Of course I prefer the fake nastiness over fucked up shit like Pink Flamingo, which I found more disturbing than having a wet dream about Tom Arnold and Roseanne Barr fisting each other.
from miss-cupcake :
peteypuke, honey, don't sabotage something that has not even happened yet. you and i both know how much fun bar crushes/missions can be. and tall boy sounds dreamy (hee hee hee...girl laughter). it's all just for shits and giggles till ya bring 'em home...and even then?
from gagfactor :
Simmer down...NOTHING happened...well..yet...and I doubt it's going to. I enjoy hanging out with the kid, but he's a little young, and he's not very passionate about anything and you KNOW i can't deal with that. As for now he and I are friends with me holding the mini-crush...I'm sure the feeling is hardly reciprocated so take a deep breath, cough out the phlegm, and chill. *smooch* =)
from peteypuke :
I am talking about the freindster boy <sigh> Anyway my Tall Boy is hardly a substitute for your hardcore man-love.
from gagfactor :
about what, pray tell? You're still my internet squeeze...Zac and I have been online chatty mcchatters for evah...no worries..*wink* Besides..you're all busy havin' boys jam their tongues down your throat anyway, so perhaps I should be the one that is crushed... =)
from miss-cupcake :
So glad you got the postcard...i thought it up special for you.
from gagfactor :
I'm leaving now and it's 4 30..this is when I always leave. =( No fun for me either, m'dear. Happy anal independence!
from gagfactor :
you're over me like last weeks meth hangover aren't you. *sniff* WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?
from miss-cupcake :
i am so retarded.
from miss-cupcake :
if you are referring to sombre...that is exactly what i'm talking about...that word can also be spelled somber...which ultimately makes me run for the dictionary because of my spelling paranoia.
from miss-cupcake :
my cube is fagtastic and nothing less. i've yet to go for the gold. i'm affraid it might be more than i can handle.
from gagfactor :
*lick* *snuggle* *purrrrr*
from french-fried :
I would like to state the following things: 1. I am not "thin as a rail". In the last year, I got me some big ass thighs and a big ole belly, so I ain't thin. 2. The only reason I have the booty is cause I put on all the weight. 3. Yeah, I'm tall. And? So? JEALOUS? 4. And I still got dinner with my man tonight, hon.
from gagfactor :
Honey, I'm actually much closer to Cleveland...only like an hour and a half. . . Philly is a five hour drive from here. PA is a pretty big state...so no worries. Well..I mean..I'm a tub of lard regardless, but I'm nowhere near as bad as Philly. = ) *lick*
from girlwcurls :
I got to your diary through a banner ad, and I'm glad I did. I'll be visiting again.
from gagfactor :
Just don't jizz on the bedspread..kay? I just had it dry cleaned...plus manjuice is SO hard to get out of cat fur.
from gagfactor :
Darlin' I have a degree in English Literature. Focus on the classics. I'm a total dork like that and reading is right up their with cocaine on my list of things I do when I really should be (insert verb). So I'll let you mow the lawn, pay the bills, and do the taxes while I lounge around eating bon-bons and reading existential prose.
from gagfactor :
um..there's nothing very "straight" about Boy George, but whatever you say my friend, whatever you say. As for the book...don't be a buzz kill, friend. This is what I went to school for and literary excitement hasn't happened in forever for me...it's kinda like an old man getting an erectionf for the first time in 40 years. I don't want to waste it so I'm thinking as much as I can. Otherwise I will end up retarded. *nuzzle* *nuzzle* I WUB YOU.
from gagfactor :
Heh. Yeah. Pittsburgh is sooo much better. I don't think we have any major disease floating around though...we just have no money. Great hospitals though...
from kentraine :
No strangling cats. Strangling cats is bad. Besides, it'll get PETA and the ASPCA on your ass. Now that's scary stuff. ;)
from gagfactor :
You got a pick of creepy smiley robert. It's the best i could do in a pinch..but i'm still postulating other things...*SMOOCH* love ya hubby!
from hellsknell :
get out of my head. k
from amberfalls :
I'm glad to see you're feeling a little healthier.
from yellow-hair :
Thanx for adding me as a favorite read. I am touched. It's about damn time! -hehe-
from blackmartha :
[email protected] crossing being crack. I know all about it. I [;ayed myb oyfriends for like 2 weeks stright when i was at his house in december. dont u know I am feignin to pop it in and get my character back in business?!?!?! I can play that shit ALL DAY LONG!! So addictive. I think the only reason I am buying game cube this summer is so i can play animal crossing! I don;t have any interest in any other games. That is expensively sad!!
from discodoll :
I really gotta try that one. Think it works for ex's too? Actually i did something like that once and he was so freaked out i kept laughing for weeks. I'm such a meanie some times.
from gagfactor :
I have been known to be humorous. I guess.
from yellow-hair :
Damn! Everyone has seen the Faint live except me and everytime they feel the need to tell me how orgasmic and earthshattering it was. What the hell? Same with Peaches! All these dykes I know in Chicago got to party with her and felt they had to rub it in my face. Hopefully my day will cum. xoxo-Chase(r)
from discodoll :
I honestly would make fun of you if it weren't for the fact that my fiance does the same when he's sick and i already have enough fun by picking on him when he does. Get well soon!!!
from ninabean :
awwwwww peteys sickie poo?!?? you don't need no chicken soup!!! You need bean soup!! Bean soup I tell you!
from gagfactor :
Darling. I love you. I do. But I don't think I could handle driving across Ohio again. There's a dude here from Serbia who actually called Ohio the "most god-forsaken place on earth." Now that's saying something. Buy me a plane ticket and I'm totally there, though.
from french-fried :
Mon cher . . . while C is still in luv with the "Nsyncers", she apparently also still loves the skinny boys with bad hair (like her ex-boyfriend--si si senor, the C has an ex!) It's disturbing, but I like to think, maybe, some day, she'll find someone, someone who can fulfill all of her Nsync dirty fantasies! Can't we all dream?!?!?!?
from gagfactor :
You have mail. Homo.
from gagfactor :
As "The Holy Hour" fills my ears I can't help but think of Martha Inc and all of it's taudry little nuggets of numminess. I have to say though, my ultimate favorundo part was in the beginning when she started getting all snippy with those little girls. WHAT TRASH!
from gagfactor :
MUST...PLAY....WITH...YOUR....BALLS!!!!!!!!!
from gagfactor :
I think we should name her "Kiki" and I'll carry her around in my Prada messanger bag that you'll bye me for my birthday. "Oh honey, look at Kiki go peepee on the paper! How darling!!!"
from mellowmeout :
I was cracking up while readin about you mowing the lawn in your cute little shirt, and having the neighbors looking at you. Funny shit. I'm out! ~Rachele
from ninabean :
yep....... thus your engagement marks the beginning of the end.. ya'll "SAY" the bean gets to stick around but next thing u know, she'll become a hassle and be left outside all night.. crying... then she'll get too expensive and be fed table scraps.. left to get fat and old... then she'll either be given away elsewhere or worse comes to worse... put to "sleep"..... oh woe is bean...
from gagfactor :
Come back prince! Come back! Without you I'm nothing! If you don't start writing I'ma gonna start peeing on your stuff. Trust me. My toxic urine ain't something you want all over your junk. Well. Maybe THAT junk, but not your belongings.
from gagfactor :
Why yes. I am a Unicorn. Would you like to stroke my horn? When I fly I fly to the tune of "In A Big Country" and I fart rainbow glitter. Are you sure you still think me magic?
from gagfactor :
You don't miss me. You don't even talk about me as your internet crush anymore. You fell out of love weeks ago, hooker. *sniff*
from kentraine :
*cracks up like crazy with the description of Good Times With Cupcake*
from myfamilysux :
i looove that quote 'fuck war - lets dance!' u kick ass
from ninabean :
wow, how coincidental is it that the little girl in your "sit in own pew" joke (named PUCCA) is the same little girl I inked onto the knee of my pants last week ... the very pants I wear as I type... the very girl whos face is on my name tag at work... man we kick ass
from blankwave :
hehe. todays "moral of the story" caught me off gaurd and i laughed so hard i snorted, but there was no coke rush afterwards...
from gagfactor :
Like I said: I'll be dropping nuggets from time to time. Who knows I'm prolly just cranky, but still...who knows. I feel like this place has become a soul sucking nightmare of sorts. I'm begining to have the walls of reality and fantasy blur and it's a little scary. I also broke my toe last night. Don't worry. I'ma gonna be around though..broken toe and all.
from gagfactor :
*HUGGLES* Darling, I was merely having a moment of crack-head insanity. I apologize if I added to your crankiness. I just didn't understand. Now I do. And you get a big fat fuck-nugget hug over the internet from me. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! (Commense stabbing whenever you like.)
from gagfactor :
What the hell are you talking about, Willis? More cushion for the pushin'??? Is there a sale at IKEA? Please translate your oragami language and make it red-blooded American. Damn it.
from french-fried :
Yeah, the green boy is still bugging me. JZ said he turned green like that when he had his wisdom teeth taken out, but he was drugged up. Yuck.
from bloodyme :
i love your diary, your like the boy version of me! i am such the sucker for dirty gay mens bars too! and yes, mtv is always known for the one token gay person every season. either the swinger lesbian or the completely safe gay man, you have to love mtv for trying.
from abacinate :
Yeah that happened to me last summer. It taught me never to be so happy as to skip through the house. Or at least skip without looking where I'm going. Cats have far too many bodily functions that go awry on a regular basis.
from abacinate :
Your entry was so amusing I read it outloud! You know, to people. Not to myself...cuz I'm not THAT crazy...yet.
from gagfactor :
HAH..you so totally added those just as I made a fool of myself craving your attention. We'll see if I watch the new MTV slut fests. I mean Real World Paris....come the fuck on. That's so blatent. Why don't they just have Real World Porn Stars or something like that. They've lost their rite to jazz hands as far as I'm concerned. Later pukey..
from gagfactor :
I feel shunned from you. You are doing a terrible job of internet stalking me. And here I have an entire weekend before me in which I will be away from you, my truest cyber lover. *BARF* Have a good weekend, hooker pants.
from gagfactor :
Puke and Gag...yup..that sealed the deal. We gotta be "life-partners" and raise hellspawn together. Damian ain't gonna have nuffin' on our baby boy/girl/goat.
from gagfactor :
move here now, goddamn it!
from gagfactor :
Oh and honey, Target sells these wonderful cotton/lycra blend wife beaters that keep everything in check. When I found them I was like "Thank god! I can finally stop buying all that duct tape!"
from gagfactor :
You have mail. I have a boner.
from gagfactor :
OMG...I so hate whoever this person is for getting to it first. I think I should get a consolation prize becaue I can't access the Wired over the weekends. blah. fuckers. *snap*
from allfaggedout :
duh, you cant just say email me in diaryland. you have to provide your email. so im doing that and leaving the prize in your hands. [email protected]
from allfaggedout :
what do you think i am?? an invalid? "dazzle" from the best siouxsie record ever, hyaena. now come gimme some prizes.
from allfaggedout :
oh p.s. siouxsie!
from allfaggedout :
oh p.s. siouxsie!
from allfaggedout :
oh my god. wanna do it?
from mellowmeout :
That's funny shit. I just got done watching about 5 hours of that marathon too.
from mellowmeout :
You are super hot yo.
from ris-que :
Love the "What Would Jesus Bomb?" banner!
from blankwave :
holy crap! i'm in stitches after reading just 10 of your entries. love it! the stuff about the alarm clock, hitting snooze for 3 hours, I do the exact same thing. i think it's because you keep being reminded that your comfortable and resting/sleeping every time the alarm goes off. i will definitely continue reading.
from yellow-hair :
I adore your diary! Do you know Amanda from the Metro? Freakishly tall butch dyke. Shes one of my really dear friends. Infact, I plan on living with her this Summer. Keep up the radical faggot havoc!xoxo Chase(r)
from redivivus :
wow, thanks for the linke.
from phatgrrl :
clicked your drug banner, love the warning you give on your profile. classic.
from candora :
I probably know people who would be shocked and even hate me for enjoying your diary... that, as much as anything else, is why I am happy I found your diary... I know too many people.
from grenjelybean :
hey now. I dont sleep as much as it seems. heh. I average about 9 hours a night, but I lay in bed and laze around for alot more than that. :) And I'm *always* naked, I enjoy the striptease. :)
from redivivus :
How could I refuse an offer like that?
from martianstar :
just dropped in - love the site. ~Martianstar
from littlecough :
"Valencia" or "The Chelsea Whistle" by Michelle Tea (she's actually a good friend and mentor but besides that, she rocks) "Cool for You" or "Chelsea Girls" by Eileen Myles (Be patient with her, she is a strange poet, and you'll find yourself rewarded... And get her books from Black Sparrow Press if you can; they're going out of business so that shit is going to be precious.)
from littlecough :
ps. have you ever read Eileen Myles or Michelle Tea? I recommend 'em.
from littlecough :
wow. thanks for the props man. your site looks rad. i'll definitely be checking back!

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