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from sorethroat :
note to self: return glade "scentstories" air-freshener/cd player dealy to NOT give to danielle...
from katherinhand :
aw, thanks, dear schmarpy. and i wish you best best wishes!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
from sorethroat :
i know that's brit-brit's hand since i saw them pix of her getting her nails did.
from sorethroat :
accck! i h8 carson tucker, tucker carlson, whatever the fuck his ass-name is, carved into my desk and coloured in with my no. 2 pencil. he is a little fuckmonkey. (this note brought to you by: InsanityProfanity! Get your Brand New Ways of Insulting People TODAY!)
from stoobs :
how completely paranoia inducing, disturbing time line of stabbings over the last four months. i've put in my order for a stab proof life.
from omnipre5ence :
Chips -- I will bring bags upon bags of chips!!!
from omnipre5ence :
I wonder how man Harrison Streets there are in Canada. Better start looking, huh?
from sorethroat :
internet stalking pays awwwwf. (courtesy of friendster)
from jinkymarvels :
hey lassie. i'm sick today thus no msn marathon. sucks. anyways, gord's painting was a smashing success! marko freakoed. it was the most perfect of bday surprises. thanks loads to you both! ps: i love face cake flashcards.
from katherinhand :
my dear miss schmarp. let's make a pact to keep on keepin on with the kneesocks + rainbows et al. and then we can have a mighty convention in 50 years and be the zaniest most care-free grannies ever. glitter and jazz hands, c'mon.
from seven-point5 :
hi, i passworded my diary. the username is dirtylinda and the password is 1234. take care!
from jinkymarvels :
i love you.
from jinkymarvels :
ps you will LOVE feist. i think. trust me and check her out!
from jinkymarvels :
why'z marmar gone now? are you guys gonna adopt a little someone new for yourselves? sickly adorable snaps b.t.w.
from jinkymarvels :
fuck you, diego!
from stoobs :
i am a little to hurt to notice that the list of things that excite you doesn't include me coming home. that's okay, i realize it's not always about me. p.s. i get excited about flip flops too
from stoobs :
i am a little hurt that your list of things that excite you doesn't include me coming home. that's okay....i realize it's not all about me.
from seven-point5 :
Hi Schmarpy, I love the layout of your page. It reminds me of a video game I used to play in the early 80s called "The Electric Company." It was for a game system called Intelivision. Do you know which game I am talking about?
from jinkymarvels :
yes please. i have been a surf-machine today. yes please to soviet kitsch. i only got a taste from stoobes. we might have to do craft sunday on a wednesday eve though- my weekends are stupid for a long time...
from jinkymarvels :
schmarps- your guestbook isn't working!! When the flink are craft sundays going to happen? I have dismembered-pictures and plastic food bits collecting dust for my "Martha Stewart kitchen shrine project 2004 summertime with Schmarpy"? Hook a brotha up. play your cards right, and the event could involve bruskies and tamarind chutney all in my new palace.
from katherinhand :
hello, schmarpy? it's me, katherinhand. i just wanted to let you know that it's be-creepy-and-read-all-of-schmarpy's-entries- because-i-have-been-missing-out-like-crazy day. could you write me a note to my boss excusing me from work? thank you. and lettuce be friends. ! xoxo, jenny.
from sabathine :
ah, ive seen that show! crazy... i didnt even remember
from sabathine :
i LOVE your layout - i am so jealous... i really like reading you, :)
from sabathine :
hey, good to see a fellow regina fan... care if i read your diary?
from caterwaul :
oh my god how i loved todays entry. (march 29)
from caterwaul :
yo, yr talkin about me!
from jinkymarvels :
for the love of god woman: write me some words here! it's like i'm stuck in a bouncing vacuum of my own voice out here!
from caterwaul :
dude. who called you an idiot. we'll sic the killer elephant on them.
from caterwaul :
HAHAHA YOU MADE A FUNNY
from moirafogarty :
Hey Schmarpy, In return for telling me what to do with my money, here is a helpful link for you: http://www.inflatablechurch.com/ to go along with this one: http://www.ddpartyrental.com/index1.htm Enjoy your happy, inflated nuptuals! (Why does that sound so sexual?)

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