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from ravengreen :
Actually, he has't paid the bills....he's put them all on a credit card.
from basal :
hi
from ravengreen :
Hey, I have a shameless love of the Joker and I'm proud to note that I kick ass at the harmony part.
from moodswing :
it looks like i might end up in gainesville after all. not to give you credit or anything. (back i go into the quiet)
from megan :
you forgot "bitter".
from fillyfae :
Your layout is tres cool. And don't even try to say you won't fall victim to the evils of the estrogen-beasts. It's like women saying they'll never speak to a stupid man again. They wake up naked next to one within a month. Not that I'd know of course. Oh! And, I have heard intelligent conversations among those blessed with southern accents. Really. I have. In all of my classes there are at least a couple folks that have chew in the back pockets of their oh-so-tight wranglers. ;o)
from emokid7070 :
ok. ive just read your diary entitled "f white people". Just as a question...isnt the point of apprehending lawbreakers, no matter what race or age, and punishing those who break the law and keeping the world scum-free the point of being in Law enforecement? Should it matter if they are poor, rich? black or white? young or old? the matter is that they have broken the law and therefore should be rightly punished.
from coffeeadikt :
Er, Mumia Abu Jamal. Heh heh, I'm going to blame that on my lack of sleep. BECAUSE MUMIA ISN'T FREE YET!
from coffeeadikt :
Free Mumia Abu-Jamar! Down with the system! True equality for all!
from influence :
nice regular coffee/gormet coffee observation...i always have similar thoughts about diet and new and improved products. like if, as they often claim, the new low fat version is exactly the same but with less fat, then why keep selling the original and a low fat version? did i just say that? i'm not even stoned.
from idiosingcat :
damn! now i feel guilty for bashing the polo-shirt set *hangs head in shame*. i won't apologize to them, though, only to you. [insert now-cliche fight club line] you are not your khakis! and i am not my fifty cent salvation army jeans!
from idiosingcat :
perhaps you've mastered the laws of supply and demand well. if your entries are so few and far between, you can list the contents of spam and i'll read it!
from megan :
i am one of the few people who actually enjoys reading about the mundane details of your life.
from forbagorded :
there is no excuse for kevin costner. then again there is also no excuse for Heinz spaghetti in a can, the Gap, Brittany Spears, Capri pants, that Mariah flick...sparkles...or whatever. hrdcorpnkros
from forbagorded :
sounds like my room mate. I just stare at her blankly. for as long as is reasonable. than I say something unrelated. sometimes leave the room. She's not such a line dropper anymore. at least not around me. hrdcorpnkros
from ravengreen :
.....Because occasionally he(Kevin Costner) will make something funny where he is adorably cute, say Tin Cup, and save his career.
from idiosingcat :
i finally downloaded aim. if you ever want to put up with my poor small talk skills, just give me a shout.
from forbagorded :
yeah...so sometimes I speak out of turn. moving right along. I've moved to a new site. you can find me at hrdcorpnkros.blahblahblah. maybe I'll see you there.
from idiosingcat :
even if it was the green beer speaking, i agree with your music=history idea. and re:two notes down...i always spell schmuck with a "c" - update more, please
from coffeeadikt :
Now I want to see Silence of the Lambs again. Dammit. What inspired that quote anyways?
from forbagorded :
where are the updates you shmuck?
from returnsender :
hey, i can tell you about quiet girls. i sometimes am like that. but i'm not your stereotypical quiet girls. oh by the way, at my hallmark job they were discussing how 'greeting customers stopped people from stealing' and i thought about you and how you had to greet at your security job. then i thought, "greeting sucks, i don't care if anyone steals"
from disheveled :
haha.
from idiosingcat :
we have to stop meeting like this. ok, that was lame, but i've always wanted to say that. thank you for the poem - ve-ry cute. *smirks* about the disease...you must be right. i was thinking and realized i have always done this until very recently, and my 22 birthday is in a little under 2 weeks. but now i'm struck with the urge to look like a smart-ass and give the camera the finger. perhaps you investigate this phenomenon further.
from idiosingcat :
you are hereby given this note in merit of your clever new layout, which is much enjoyed by all. hurrah hurrah.
from forbagorded :
I too went to go see that filth which was not another teen movie due to lack of being able to decide on anything else. True too to all the references you made about the other people in the theatre. They all laughed on que like maybe someone was holding up an applause sign at all appropriate moments, like mindless monkeys who didn't know the difference between ferris beuller and american pie. or bring it on and that great reference to the old school wynona flick about the scrawny kid who wants to play football and gets knocked out and the slow cheese clap that ran rampant in any 80's teen flick of adversity against all odds and...well kiddo. It was all there but I really felt kinda like I'd just lost an essential 1 1/2 of my life that I was never going to get back because it had been unrightfully stolen. They spent so much time chalking it up full of teen flick references they forgot to make it funny. Just a thought I thought I'd throw out there.
from forbagorded :
I noticed you notice me. This is my notice back. now we are both noticed.
from sharpwits :
Oh well. Either way, it's a Kevin Smith reference.
from ravengreen :
Hmmmm are you sure it's not Dogam? "The terrorists are the rebels, the twin towers were the death star, George W. Bush is Darth Vader, and we're all storm troopers". That sounds an awful lot like, "I feel like Han Solo, you're Chewy, she's Ben Kanobi, and we're in that fucked up bar!" I do know what you're making reference to in Clerks...but the phrasing sounds like Dogma.
from sharpwits :
The Kevin Smith reference would be Clerks ".... innocent contractors on the Death Star...."
from sharpwits :
Careful children, No cursing around here or mommy's going to have to turn the car around.
from coffeeadikt :
Curse you, Idiosingcat, for writing about the Gwendolyn Brooks reference before I could...
from idiosingcat :
We Jazz June. We Die soon. aptly named, dear squire... i'm glad you are amused.
from ravengreen :
question: is the Kevin Smith adaptation from Clerks or Dogma....?

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