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from jarofporter :
<-------- beta-reeeeeeaderrrr!!!! ;-)
from jarofporter :
doooood... been so long i've forgotten your password/username for me! could you email it to me again!? thx!
from zencelt :
My new superiors has decided that I'm an unconventional idiot and I need to go. I'm so outa there. My accupuncturist is trying to find me a place to land.
from zencelt :
Renting is bliss, unless your landlord thinks he's a handyman, but isn't... LOL! Anyway, good luck with the car thing.
from jarofporter :
hi! i sent you an email to your yahoo addy - hope you can spare a few minutes to reply, i could use your advice! *waves*
from zencelt :
I would seriously be wondering what this girl has on him, because funding half the position doesn't benefit him in the least...
from zencelt :
I'm just sayin', If I were in a dark alley, surrounded by thugs, I'd want you to be the one beside me.
from zencelt :
My firm resolve never to date Mardis Gras has been firmly renewed. LOL!
from zencelt :
You are flat out amazing. You have made the most important impact on that girl's life that she is ever likely to experience. If only I had you in my life years ago, the you that you are now, with the hindsight to see what would happen if too many years went by.
from zencelt :
Yes! Palamalu tickets please! (Since he's the only one to root for now..)
from zencelt :
I think the MGM thing could work! Hey, do you think The Dose would help her out with her accounting stuff? She can be his first "helping out the little people" assignment.
from zencelt :
I was wondering who the hell that guy was... Can you imagine him, MGM and Bas in the same room?
from rachelliz :
Okay caught up! I can imagine I was totally one of those girls when I was 20ish. I'd like to think I've changed...some.
from zencelt :
Nice...
from zencelt :
Wow. That's a breakthrough. I totally get it.
from ska-t :
There's nothing like a good road trip to clear the mind... especially if said road trip is lubricated with libations and good friends. Puts a whole new perspective on the homecoming, doesn't it?
from life-my-way :
Congrats on the raise, waaay late but better than never. I hope it's more than enough for you to feel some relief. Happy new year and love, K.
from eastportgrrl :
Yay! for your raise......Boo for all the other ass hattery
from casa-rosie :
It's funny how I keep running across articles and things that I think are made just for you specifically...though I'll be sending this one to a couple of others here. But do check this one out...http://www.copyblogger.com/james-chartrand-underpants/
from zencelt :
Awesome! I'm so glad the game worked out and was so special for you. Merry Christmas!!!
from ska-t :
I was shuttling back-and-forth between the Steelers and Ravens games. So... YAY, You! If our "paths" don't cross before then... a pleasant Christmas for you and yours, Pam.
from ska-t :
I feel for you, kiddo. For some reason in this world, all the shit has to happen at once, or all of the good stuff. Yeah, it's hard to get festive, and Christmas at my house is going to be like a monastery. But, maybe, this is the one where we cut back on the idea that we have to splurge to make everyone believe we care about them, and realize that just being with them is the main thing. Which is easy to say, if you're broke. ;)
from jarofporter :
Regarding the money issue, do you still have all those cable channels? The first thing I did when reducing my monthly expenditures was drop my cable to the absolute lowest level they had. And I mean *absolute* lowest - I get maybe 12 channels. saved me $30+ a month, though! Those are the kinds of things to think about, like do you have a cell phone, and a land line? Cancel the land line, etc... Just some thoughts. :-)
from zencelt :
I guess even seasonal Christmas jobs must be scarce. This is usually the perfect time to get a retail job. Shit... Sorry the depression is hitting you so hard. That's really tough. Hey, I have some advice from Suzie Orman. You might need to make some choices on which bills you choose to pay and which you wait until Lee gets work if it comes to potentially losing your house or something. Credit cards/medical bills/personal loans/etc. should be last, and mortgage/electric/water should be first. Your credit will dip, but you'll still have your home, which is what you really need credit for anyway - since you don't drive. Hope that helps.
from casa-rosie :
My dear friend, let me introduce you to Erin Pavlina. Erin, meet Six. Six, here's Erin: http://www.erinpavlina.com/blog/ Strangely, I thought to myself that I should introduce you to her blog the other day, but then she goes and writes about exactly what I thought you needed to hear, and so there you go, another case of Universal Serendipity! I hope that one or another of her blogs helps you to not just discover your passion, but frees you enough to go pursue your passion! HUGS!
from ska-t :
Wow. There must have been some rift in the cosmos that made everyone I know resort to spaghetti, last night... myself included. Comfort Food: that's it! Have a good Thanksgiving, Friend.
from zencelt :
It would help if the Steelers wouldn't suck. Just remember not to work too much, because they're screwing you royally, and put lots of time in at home where you're loved and valued. I'll cross my fingers for Lee this week, because I know he's going stir crazy not working so much. I'll bet he's re-arranged the living room furniture a couple times...
from zencelt :
I'm sure Lee will do whatever it takes to bring in enough money to make you secure again. He loves you and hates to see you suffer.
from ska-t :
My Dear... this is why I don't write so much, lately. This financial yo-yo sucks donkey dicks. But, remember: you DO have back-up. You have a family that obviously cares. They're not going to see you go under. Word.
from zencelt :
Mmmm. Hibachi...
from eastportgrrl :
You totally should have gone over there!
from eastportgrrl :
You totally should have gone over there!
from eastportgrrl :
You totally should have gone over there!
from sixweasels :
Me and Dad do - but it isn't blurred vision ... we just look like vampires and our eyes itch and leak and swell. Pretty, I know. You never know though, it would be awesome if it was just an allergic reaction of some sort for her!
from zencelt :
Haven't you said that people in your family get fucked up eyes when they have allergies??? Maybe the same thing?
from ska-t :
Congrats on your Steelers win... now, back to bed.
from ska-t :
Hey, Pam... have you ever noticed how much Roethlisberger looks like Will Ferrell with his helmet on? Not hatin', just sayin'. I watched a lot of yesterday's game... they looked on the road to victory, to me. Of course, that's why I don't bet on anything. ;) Be Well.
from zencelt :
Must have been an adrenaline rush... Axel is a BIG boy.
from argentum :
best wishes. I hope they pay you gobs more money for all the bullshit you went through.
from argentum :
happy birthday! (belated...i know, I'm a heel)
from zencelt :
That's a tough one... Whereas to be hired for more money, and validated as a professional would be nice, it doesn't get you any closer to your true life goals. And there's no guarantee that a new univeristy wouldn't have the same assholrific issues as the one you're currently at. Though if you do get an offer, and tender your resignation, it may shake things up enough to improve your circumstances...
from zencelt :
Sorry to hear about Chip! How sad. You're poor dad must be feelin' lonely. Big hugs...
from jarofporter :
i'm sorry, but i had to laugh at "aunt dorf", because all i could see in my head was this... (copy & paste it in a new window) http://www.videodetective.net/photos/212/008925_1.jpg *grin* *waves*
from life-my-way :
{{{{Pam}}}}, I'm sorry about your loss. Change is a bitch.
from casa-rosie :
5/19 Doing the happy dance over here for you! Hooray for Cheesy foisting himself off on another Uni! Too bad he couldn't do it sooner. Now here's the question. After he is gone, are you gonna send an anonymous warning to his new colleagues?
from life-my-way :
Yah-freaking-hoo!!! But poor Harry Potter, or Scooter, or who the hell ever. But yay for you (which is, frankly, more important).
from virginmary :
u can haz cheezburgr-free wurk! (for some reason, your news made me think in LOLcat...)
from life-my-way :
I'm so sorry about Vic, your loss, the sadness that's fallen on your world. Hugs for you with enough extra for you to give to anyone who needs it. Love, K.
from zencelt :
Crossing fingers, toes and eyes.
from zencelt :
OK. This time, play hard ball. IF it happens, and you get the offer - its the full pay or nothing.
from zencelt :
"my roots are starting to need their own zip code" --- Bwahahaahh. At least its not your ass!
from ska-t :
(wow... is it just me, or is leaving notes and accessing Sign My Guestbook getting impossible?) re: your story about RoboFreak: this is one of the reasons i've been resistant to Facebook--sometimes, when you leave people in your life behind, it's not always such a bad thing. but, as long as you don't add Googlemaps to your page, all's well, right?
from jarofporter :
Typically, I'm so worn out from a workout, that I sleep easily - in fact, I've fallen asleep on the floor while stretching after a workout!
from zencelt :
Congrats! You're kind of an Auntie again! Are you gonna babysit? LOL!
from jarofporter :
GAH!! I want to go to Florida & sip rummy drinks on the cheap!! You suck!! :-P
from zencelt :
Sounds like a very successful implementation! Congratulations!!!
from zencelt :
You're the awesomest advisor/mentor a girl could have. Rock on!
from awittykitty :
I can vaguely see why the mom feels threatened by her daughter seeking you out, but she really needs to chill out. I could have used a non-family female presence at that age, because my mom was always about herself and never about her kids. I guess you can see why I had my first shrink at 19. Ya done good!
from zencelt :
As the university turns...
from zencelt :
I have a strange feeling that you'd better get that guest bedroom ready. If Lee's daughter fights with her boyfriend and needs a placed to live, she might choose her dad over her mom right now. And there's the situation with the baby and his flaky brother too. Hmmmm.
from zencelt :
I see those people now and then. The ones who used to work for us and now look so healthy and happy. I want to be one of those some day.
from virginmary :
::hugs:: i have been increasingly horrified by the traffic accident that is your workplace, and i'm so sorry that you're getting so fucked around. if i could send an ass-whooping to the fucked-up management of the project, i would. :(
from zencelt :
I guess my message last night was bad timing... Shit. This is horrible, Pam. If it's going to kill you, get out. Work at fucking PetSmart. Get your fucking soul back. Then when you've regrouped, figure out what you really want to do and go for it. I have financial goals driving me to do what I do. There will be an end for me. That's what keeps me going. If you don't have that, something has to give.
from zencelt :
What??? I get a new vacation home??? Seriously, once you accept that there is light at the end of the tunnel, and that you are capable of, and willing to walk away, it might get better. Bring your inner Sully into work with you.
from eastportgrrl :
You need to do what's healthy for you. Take care of yourself.
from life-my-way :
Congratulations on the big win--I watched most of the game (which is unheard of) and thought of you every time the Steelers did something brillian (esp the 100yd play, WOW!). Hopefully this will take the sting out of Monday for you. Now, what will take the sting out of Monday for me? Hmmmm.
from casa-rosie :
OK, with the Cards ahead with two minutes to go, all I could think was, You know, I just want Pam to be happy that her team won. I have to be careful who I say that around, or I may get thrown out of the state. But DAYUM! it was a good game!
from life-my-way :
Congratulations on the big win--I watched most of the game (which is unheard of) and thought of you every time the Steelers did something brillian (esp the 100yd play, WOW!). Hopefully this will take the sting out of Monday for you. Now, what will take the sting out of Monday for me? Hmmmm.
from zencelt :
Someone needs to kick that man in the ass, and I think he might actually listen to you.
from zencelt :
How very corporate of them... I think they like Steve because people leave because of him and they don't have to pay them anymore.
from awittykitty :
Congrats on Lee's new job. Its amazing how feeling needed makes you feel better almost instantly. :-) Imagine that!
from eastportgrrl :
Great interview story!
from youdunnome :
dood, like, seriously, you did career counselling/resume kind of stuff!?!? can i pay you to help me redo my resume!? seriously. ain't got a l,ot, but more than willing to pay, cuz my ass needs HELP with it!if i can get it updated, i'm actually gonna start sending it out-of-state to see what i can find. of course, no sweat if you don't want to get back into it, or don't have the time... but seriously. dood! seriously... lol
from outfoxed :
Darlin I'll never get over the parallels. Updates a'coming. My best to Lee.
from cosmic :
Hey. I'm not even sure you read me anymore, but I had to tell you. My daughter Lori, and her three girls, have adopted two 2 year old albino ferrets. They are so playful, they think the are kids too!
from awittykitty :
Thanks for your nice comments. Hears to a happier and healthier New Years for all of us!
from eastportgrrl :
Hi! Merry Christmas! You'll will come out on the other side of this better off!
from zencelt :
Heh, heh. Wanktards...
from zencelt :
Poor Hobs. It'll be a solid two months of deliveries and returns... He kind of deserves it, but not completely...
from bunny828 :
Thx! I use that bus comment all the time. (Do you work around here?) Our places sound more and more a like all the time.
from zencelt :
Ummm. No thank you. I'll skip the transcript please.
from zencelt :
Heh, heh, heh... What a fucked up world you work in. I wonder if Cheese will be all transformed when he gets back from his mental leave? Bwahahahaha.
from duranfanatic :
You know, I think you're right. I think choosing Palin really did sink McCain's chances of getting it once and for all. Plus there was all the stuff about how he "agreed with Bush 90% of the time" too--they say everybody likes a winner, and Bush sure as hell isn't one of those these days by any stretch of the imagination. That said, I also think you're right that Obama could have pulled it off all on his own even if those things hadn't happened. We've had enough of leaders with their heads up their asses, and even though I didn't vote for him either (I'm still pushing the third-party thing), I think he'll do okay. As I just commented on my friend Stace's blog a bit ago, we've got nowhere to go but up, right?
from ska-t :
sounds like a Plan, to me. getting a major accomplishment on your resume is proof of results... and a springboard to better things. thanks to your Jack Sparrow-love, i had to go out and buy a book about pirates (The Pirate's Pact). the east coast is Pirate Central... and Jamaican rum is eminently exportable. ;) Rock On, American Gladiator.
from zencelt :
Happy Halloween in Zenland!
from ska-t :
"Happy Wednesday" my butt... "Happy Four Days Off" i can get with.
from ska-t :
that's the most down-to-earth assessment i've read in a year. if only "real" Americans would read it, there would be no question of who qualifies to lead. Hell, there's no question, anyway. no wonder they need to keep you at your job... the voice of reality has to come from SOMEWHERE.
from ska-t :
Happy Friday, indeed.
from eastportgrrl :
Totally what Zen said. You have specific examples and how they have impacted the PROJECT, a campus wide thing, not just your dept., for the BAD. Go Six. You will be in my thoughts all day tomorrow.
from zencelt :
I believe that you can be much more effective at communicating Cheesie's lack of professionality, experience, effectiveness and skill. If you don't make an impact, then you know for sure that Ice is covering her ass for her decision.
from virginmary :
six, i hope you can somehow find space to relax the rest of this weekend. and i'll be thinking of you as you talk to the ice princess this week, hoping for the best for you.
from ska-t :
"poor and sane" has its benefits... mainly, "sanity". like everybody tells me, "well, you came here looking for a job." lock and load, Sweetie.
from zencelt :
So everyone is hinging on your meeting with Ice Princess, in stead of scheduling their own, huh? Weanies... Bravo Six!
from zencelt :
Nice entry! It seems that you have an opportunity to weild a great amount of powah... Use it wisely my friend.
from ska-t :
a weekend in the mountains is just the thing to help you tell the difference between "the bearshit and the buckwheat"... so the Virginia saying goes. clear your mind out--wallow in being there--and be surprised about how much rational ass you'll kick, when the time comes.
from batten :
ha! yeah, no kidding... whodda-thunk-it? So now, enough about me... what are YOU gonna do about the Cheese-hattery that's goin' on? Hmm?
from zencelt :
What a steamy pile of cheezy poop.
from ska-t :
i think that there's a special circle in Hell for self-important micro-managers. funny how it only takes a little prick to burst their bubble (actually, "little prick" is a pretty good way to describe them, regardless of the plumbing that the good lord gave 'em). keep standing your ground, Warrior!
from zencelt :
Balls!
from zencelt :
I love your mom so much... Maybe I'll take her advice instead!
from zencelt :
Now, if YOU leave, that would really hurt...
from virginmary :
you are in an impossible place. i'm so sorry owl's leaving and i'm so sorry you're going through the hell that is your worklife. hang in there - and by "there" i don't necessarily mean your job.
from awittykitty :
I'm not surprised that goats need a little artificial stimulation in the sex department. I mean, have you ever seen one of those dudes up close? :-P
from awittykitty :
Of course people are going to have their little idiocyncracies, but if thats all that women have to bitch about about their boyfriends or husbands, thats pretty sad. I'd give anything to have someone kiss me on the forehead and tell me they love me or bring me a cup of whatever. When you don't have that, you really miss it. I'm glad you found your honey! :-)
from bunny828 :
Yelling at work ... I hear ya sister. It must be the new thing. I've yelled and cursed more in the last month than I have the whole 11 years I worked here before that. And unless timeliness is required for the job, no one should get yelled out for being late. Shift work ... I sorta get it, but otherwise ... No.
from life-my-way :
Ummm, dirt on the (not)VP please. This is your private diary and your private friends want to know. Well, I'm DYING to know, is that enough?
from awittykitty :
I'm just shaking my head more and more as I hear about this Palin thing, mainly in disbelief. Evidently McCain called her once six weeks ago on his cell phone while she was at the Alaska State Fair. Way to go on learning alot about your future running mate....second in command. Of course this is also the guy who called Chelsey Clinton "Ugly" and a result of "Janet Reno giving birth" when she was a kid when the Clintons were in the White House. Obviously he's very thoughtful where kids are concerned.
from awittykitty :
If I'm casting the McCain movie I would cast Tina Fey as that Sarah "I can shoot guns" Palin chick.
from bunny828 :
Thx I needed a laugh! penis sniffing ...
from zencelt :
Eewwww.... I'm SO glad I wasn't there.
from life-my-way :
Yo, Pam, it sounds like the registrar from ua (where my husband teaches) is your new Harry P. Just wanted to tell you that Bill says he's going to be terribly missed here and that he's the one who knows how to make things happen with ua's automated system (banner). Maybe he'll be okay after all. I hope so. Off to sniff a penis for luck (not really) K.
from nacwolin :
Man - how did I miss your birthday! Dang it! Well, belated happy birthday, my friend. And while I know Lee's knows shook you a bit, I also know that you guys will handle it all brilliantly.
from indpndnt-ter :
Happy birthday!! As for the Type 2, my mom was diagnosed last year and she's found a lot of great recipes and substitutions for all her favorites. In fact, she's got me looking at labels and all that (my risk is medium, thank you genetics) and there's a lot I don't even miss -- and a lot I didn't realize I was eating! Best of health to Lee!
from argentum :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! (?)
from zencelt :
Methinks that Steve is trying to cover his ass for hiring a friend, because he can't handle the job by himself. And that the whole,"I might not be here for more than a year," is supposed to be a red herring to draw attention from the fact that out of 150 candidates, he pre-picked his buddy. What a weany... I'm still in awe that he's still employed.
from virginmary :
you know, i've not commented much on The Project because it seems like most big university projects in the "poking-out-eyeballs" sort of way. but for cheesey to ream you AND your co-worker and to expect you to "just know" that he's not really reaming you? that's unacceptable.
from zencelt :
I cannot believe that Steve has not been fired yet for misrepresenting his experience and knowledge. Playing games to passively aggressively correct one person by dragging in another? Or did he really just say, Oh Shit, I really fucked up, then tell you he was playing agame to placate you? In either case, his behavior is unprofessional to the extreme, and rawly displays his ineptness, and struggle to manage. On top of that, they are true idiots for letting him hire a manager to manage for him. What a freakin' waste of money...
from eastportgrrl :
OMG! I think I would have lost it myself... Keeping you and yours in my thoughts... Have fun at the 'rents! J and I will be on the Eastern shore!
from awittykitty :
Sorry things are so hard at work. Stress ain't fun. Maybe you can go kick something or yell lots and lots of swear words in your car like I do.
from argentum :
Awwwww...thanks Pam!
from zencelt :
Its much better. Not swollen anymore, but still a little ouchy.
from zencelt :
Awe! (Big hugs)
from nixtress :
Thank you for your thoughts and prayers. Life isn't ever as easy as we'd like it to be, is it?
from indpndnt-ter :
I used to be that way. I'd open up Word and it was like my fingers had a mind of their own. I think this need to write by hand is in part due to the fact that anytime I'm inspired to write, I'm rarely near the computer, which is odd since I'm practically married to mine :)
from captainron :
Sorry I haven't popped in in a while... You seem like you're surviving pretty well so I'm glad...
from awittykitty :
I think everything is way overanalyzed in this and every campaign. I saw a sketch on Saturday Night Live a while back about how they attacked or tried to turn around just about everything Hillary did. And its so true. I'd much rather have heard about the really BIG stuff like Bush's family's ass-kissing relationship with oil companies in Saudia Arabia (sorry about spelling) BEFOREHAND. Instead of like you said, if they smoke or go to a certain church or are made fun of because they wear pantsuits for God sakes. Priorities, people!
from casa-rosie :
Regarding Patsy and her overseas backgammon buddy, Wow! I didn't know that LeiLani's hubby was back east too! *lol* But that's what happens with guys who don't have work visas, it's damned hard to get a job!
from captainron :
I'm sorry Pam... Sometimes life sucks...
from zencelt :
Poor little Cleo! How horrible! I had a soft spot for that little critter... Take care of yourself. Big hugs.
from nixtress :
I'm so sorry. Big hugs, lady.
from casa-rosie :
Oh Pam, I'm so sorry to hear about Cleo. It's always do hard to lose a member of the family, and you and I have had more than our share this year. I'm glad though that you and Lee are there for each other. Hugs and love darlin'!
from bunny828 :
So sorry {{{{Hugs}}}}
from virginmary :
I'm so sad for you and Lee. ::hugs::
from life-my-way :
Oh Pam, I don't know what to say except that I am so sorry and that I know how very difficult it is when we give our hearts so fully to sweet and fragile critters. You'll be on my mind and in my heart as you grieve your loss. Love, Katherine
from indpndnt-ter :
Awww... I'm so sorry! I really am at a loss for words. You have another little weasel angel to look out for you now ::hugs::
from joleen :
Hey, thanks, P! I was reading through your diary (the white on black kind of hurts my eyes after all this time), and I couldn't believe how it all seemed the same, you and your gang, but jeez, you're divorced, Chris is off to have children, and you've got a new man you live with? Wow. Another of my D-land friends just got married, and I thought that was not too likely. Others have had children. I had to stop and think, okay, in the past 2.5 years I got a new job, I bought a new car, my cat of 17 years died, I adopted a new cat, but other than that, it's all the same. I'm glad you're doing well. :))
from azzweepay :
I thought about you when they announced the pairings Sunday. Go Retrievers!!!
from batten :
That was an awesome entry. I totally get that. That's what Stan is to me. I'm so glad Val's happy. Big hug to you. -me
from eastportgrrl :
Have a great trip!!! Where are you staying? I love the pools in LV!!! weeeee!
from zencelt :
Hey, pass me your vox info again. The girl I referenced in the one who used to work below my apartment. I had no clue! Isn't that just peachy?
from captainron :
You're the only one who I'd hug after saying that :-) Have a great trip
from curiouoso :
Thanks for the note. I believe you you once made me an "honarary Assholian", so some day I'll come visit you and the family there. I must of had a bit more of a stressful couple weeks at work and with L.A. gang shit mentality than I thought. I guess it's not right to take it out on a few unsuspecting Dickless Motherfuckers, but I'm all de-stressed now! Hope life is still treating you as good at home as it seems to be. I had a programmer snap at our group in an email about how it isn't possible to always have perfect data. I think he 's a bit unhappy that my double checking has resulted in finding some form of incomplete/bad data nearly every day this week. He's just a bit stressed himself lately as he was nominated for a near miss Darwin award on National radio a couple weeks ago for burning the weeds in the front yard down, going inside to take a shower and while naked as a jaybird, heard lots of noise, popped out of the shower to find his house burning down all around him! Not that many people actually know it was him,but I've heard people call him xxxx the torch! I guess people have been asking him how's his fire insurance coverage! So I guess he's allowed a nasty email now and then! At least your little group hasn't had to deal with that one lately! Your Buddy Curiouoso* URLS: http://omnpro.net/news.php http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0206abrk-tempefire-0206.html
from indpndnt-ter :
Yow... so sorry to read about Ginny. My thoughts are with Bailey. As the pseudo-mommy of 2 fuzzy Goldens (whom I haven't mentioned much on my page and really should, now that I think about it... I miss my fuzzies...), I know all about the Golden quirks. I'll snuggle Baron and Sugar extra when I see them on Wednesday and, of course, am sending good vibes your way ::hugs::
from nixtress :
I'm sorry to hear about your furry baby. :(
from zencelt :
But she was just a baby!!! At least, she was still a baby to me. She was our Hogwarts weasel! I'm so sorry to hear that she has passed away. Give Vinny lots of kisses for me. And take care of yourself. Love you--
from awittykitty :
So sorry to hear about Ginny. Guardcat was recently sick and I was totally freaking out. Our pets are so much like our children. I looked at a ferret the other day at a pet store. Not that I could have one or anything. But it was so cute and flirtatious. It even tried to lick me through a slot in the plastic case. They must be wonderful pets. Please take care!!
from batten :
Anytime, babe. You know I would do anything I could to make it better, if it was possible. Sending you lots of hugs, love and support. -me
from casa-rosie :
I'm so sorry to hear about your loss, believe me, I understand. This has been a bad month for my critters too, and it is never easy to lose one of our babies. Hugs to you!
from rachelliz :
I just read at batten's...I'm so sorry to hear you lost one of your babies. I hope you're doing okay.
from eastportgrrl :
I agree with Ron... I am so glad it came it out to people who you can trust... now let's see if they can get something done... we should get together soon...
from captainron :
Wow, that's some pretty heavy stuff... You have a few advantages though, you're in a career that is portable. You CAN move on... You've finally got your home life happy life is too short to ruin it by being miserable at work. Set a deadline in your head for them to fix this and if they don't polish up the old resume and find somethign you'll be happy doing, even if it is less money. Hang in there
from curiouoso :
It's just so wonderful to be supported by your boss; one who just came onto the scene that you've been dealing with for a long time. I see he hasn't passed out the book "Who moved my cheese?" When that happens you know shit's coming down. Before the big layoffs at Schwab a few years ago, management handed everyone in the company a copy, I was too dumb to see there wasn't any cheese in the first place, so was wondering what it was all about. Next thing you know, big layoffs at the company "that never lays off", "A home for life,". You've come to the realization that there isn't any cheese at all, so you might as well have fun and not play all the games. It's too bad in a way, it used to sound pretty tolerable for you. I'm not saying be vindictive, but my boss got laid off the same time I did.....which was just fine with me! Cheer up, now you'll only have the stress that you make, if you realize he's a terminal Asshat! Curiouoso*
from bunny828 :
Go Six!
from batten :
Yay! I'm so glad you have had that revelation and can get on with your life and work without letting Cheesy get to you too much. That's how I had to deal with the evil twin thing here... Love you. Big hug. -me
from argentum :
Merry Christmas, Pam-a-lam-a-ding-dong!!!
from captainron :
Psst, Merry Christmas, love ya, me
from indpndnt-ter :
Thanks! I was trying to find a way to get all my news in one entry without being too winded. Happy holidays!
from nixtress :
Merry Christmas!!!
from awittykitty :
Excellent news on being a finalist in that writing contest. I think writers have a much better chance at succeeding when they write about something they know or have lived. Anyways, keeping my fingers crossed for you!! Woo hoo!!
from outfoxed :
Yah. I rooted for the Steelers in a Pittsburgh friendly bar this weekend. I rooted and rooted and then went home and took a shower and felt very old. Patriots suck.
from virginmary :
as a pats fan who quickly has come to DESPISE the cheesy, i'm torn about this weekend's game now. i THINK the steelers can win, but do i WANT them to? NO! but then again, i hate the cheesy and omens do mean something in my mind. argh! ARGH! :P
from bunny828 :
Instead of going down the ladder, why not go up the ladder and over cheese's head. You, the wonderful writer that you are, should state the cons of Mr cheese's style and indicate how his actions are affecting you and your staff.
from rachelliz :
I hope you beat the Cheese AND the Pats win. Sorry!
from captainron :
Just saw your picture on Vox, you look exactly like I always figured you would... Jenn did too... I like the lights and you do look happy. This is a VERY good thing
from awittykitty :
I love your idea for a more realistic game of "LIFE". Maybe have something like "Power is shut off because husband blew his paycheck on cocaine. Pay $200." "Wife cheats with tennis pro at the Club. Lose turn and return to go. Do Not collect $200...bitch" Just tossing around some ideas. :-)
from nacwolin :
I love how happy you sound!
from azzweepay :
Who are you, 6weasels? And why don't you ever open the email address you so teasingly left for us?
from nixtress :
Would you be willing to share your password? Let me know and I'll give over my email. Thanks!
from nacwolin :
I am siding with Lee on this one: GO RAVENS!!! :-)
from bunny828 :
Yes, please come decorate my house. You've got skillz! Nice pumpkin!
from nacwolin :
Great photos - the house is really looking nice. I especially like the kitchen. Great job!
from awittykitty :
I like your little cartoon figure. Kinda reminds me of the schmoo from "Lil' Abner". LOL!
from nacwolin :
I love that opening paragraph about Wednesdays...priceless! :)
from zencelt :
Oh, I'm totally in love with my DOG too. He's so sweet. And if I were 20 years younger, I'd totally be crushing on the long haired son.
from zencelt :
Awe...
from youdunnome :
btw, remember that jung-type test you gave me the link for a while back? did i ever tell you what i got? ENTP - if you look back in my notes, you'll find the link... ;-) (it seems like the "T" changes to something else every so often, tho, when i take it)
from youdunnome :
yanno, i got your note, and even tried to call you the next day, but guess what? *somebody* must have changed their cell #, cuz all i got was some kinda error message!! (you also don't work on the weekends) shoot me a mail with your new #, ya dig!? *grin*
from argentum :
Cheesy sounds like such a useless asshat, I wonder how he even got the job in the first place.
from nacwolin :
So much of what has been happening at your workplace is being mirrored at Rob's. It is enough to make one want to scream! But I love how you handle it - wish I could see the look on their faces when you were your new khakis.
from awittykitty :
I know what you mean about walking helping everything but the stomach. I've walked like 1000 miles this summer. I have awesome thin muscular legs and then this blubbery belly because I eat ice cream when I'm done. Life just ain't fair, is it?
from bunny828 :
Would it be bad of my to suggest that you talk to C and tell him you are disappointed that he didn't know of the serious accomplishments your group had and then tell him what they were?
from argentum :
Sully's dating a normal guy? Well, that beats all the weird ones, I guess. But what's this about you getting him off on the phone? Won't his phone be sticky? I don't know. I wouldn't want to talk into it after that.
from nacwolin :
You two are adorable. And I feel your pain on the photograph thing. Just look at my sis's diary (javajanie.vox.com) and the photos from this weekend, and you will see proof that I can't seem to take a good photo either! Gah!!
from awittykitty :
Thanks for reminding me why I no longer work F/T and why it drove me into disability. Sorry for the stress.
from zencelt :
Um, at my place of business, Cheesy would have been pulled into HR and fired for sexual harrassment (let the guys in the office move the furniture), and again for the squeeky voice. I think especially the voice. I can't believe what he's gotten away with in a liberal higher education environment... Sexual harrassment is more than just tit grabbing and slurs against sexual preference. Grrrrr.
from ska-t :
damn... cranky guestbook. but... though higher education doesn't sound any kinder to you, home life certainly got a lot better, didn't it? this tunnel has light at the end of it, so they tell me.
from ska-t :
damn... cranky guestbook. but... though higher education doesn't sound any kinder to you, home life certainly got a lot better, didn't it? this tunnel has light at the end of it, so they tell me.
from nacwolin :
Rob is going through the same kind of crap at work - and it stresses me out too, so I can only imagine how it must feel for those of you who are actually the employees of these types of organizations. (((Big hugs)))
from zencelt :
Grandmoms will be Grandmoms. How cute. At least someone worries about my love life.
from nacwolin :
Okay, that man has some serious issues. I think you handled it wonderfully, though - I don't think I could have done that!
from virginmary :
okay, i've been reading (and not commenting for like, the past year. whoops!) with growing concern over this whole cheesy development. and all i can say to today's episode is What. The. Fuck.
from argentum :
Hol-eee shit. Cheesy taking it to new levels of ass-hattery. That's just fucking awful. It made me feel like there's got to be someway, somehow or someone to do something about a guy like that. (Not that its your responsibility, far from it. It would be HIS bosses responsibility, and that doesn't seem likely given whats going on at your place...besides, the higher ups tend not to notice the plight of the 'little people') Seriously, what a bad supervisor. If he was in the army, he'd get fragged.
from argentum :
Happy belated birthday! Also, I wanted to say that I am fascinated by your interaction with Cheesy. I realize that this is, most likely, the most miserable part of your day.
from eitherorboth :
Happy belated birthday, and congrats on the new stove! As for the work situation, didn't Heinlein call that a "white mutiny"? Looking it up, it generally means:" A mutiny or protest in which the 'mutineers' follow orders and regulations exactly; no more, no less. It may also include volunteering information only when asked, and interpreting orders as literally as possible. It can be quite effective, since the primary value of a good worker is the ability to adapt to unforeseen conditions, and foresee and react to potential problems before they become serious. It also has the great advantage of not requiring the rebels to break any rules, ideally giving the current authority no reasonable grounds for complaint." You go girl! Follows those rules explicitly!
from nacwolin :
Happy Belated Birthday!!
from zencelt :
LOL!!! Operation hydration is in effect!
from nacwolin :
Your entry about body image says so much of what I was trying to say. So much of it is in our heads, isn't it? It is super-difficult to get that programming out. My fear is also that if I stop caring so much, I will gain way too much - I love eating! And I don't want to be there, but I also don't want to be obsessing about every bit of fat on the back of my thighs.
from nacwolin :
Great photos!
from argentum :
Sounds like Cheesey is an asshat to me.
from zencelt :
Sounds like Cheeseburger is doing the ole classic, "let me create strife and break relationships so I can build this thing from the ground up the way I like it, instead of being the outside man trying to fit in".
from zencelt :
I can almost not believe that Sully let you and Lee pay for his date's drinks all night. She sounds...interesting. But at the moment, anyone is better than "wondergurl".
from awittykitty :
I'm pretty sure you can still be a feminist and enjoy having the guys do the heavy lifting. You know why? They won't admit it, but they like to do it. Makes them feel all testosterone-y. LOL.
from zencelt :
I wonder if Bama and I are related? Probably not. Too high-falutin'...
from zencelt :
LOL!!! Poor Sean, I'm sure he's heartbroken, you fickle hussy! However, I think I have a little surprise for you. Go watch Catch and Release, for some really decent, not too girly, in fact kind of boyish, romance, starring Timothy Olyphant. Very tasty stuff.
from captainron :
Seaduction.wordpress.com
from nacwolin :
(((Get well soon hugs)))
from nacwolin :
Congrats on the back pay! And can I just say that it is so good to hear you sounding so happy. You deserve it, and even more, my friend!
from wildrosie :
Congrats on the fat check, and I agree on the choice of furniture over stove if you are happy the way things are now. As for Sully and his Ms Perfect, Captain Ron has it right. If a woman will do that to one man, she won't hesitate to do it to another man!
from argentum :
I hope the new rug ties the whole room together.
from captainron :
Give me beautiful on the inside over beautiful on the outside any day. Unfortunately for Sully, by the time he figures out spoiled Pricess just uses her looks to get what she wants, he'll be the guy that some other putz is complaining about.... Congrats on the $$$ and good choice on the lawn furniture. You'd just hurt yourself trying to cook anyway.
from awittykitty :
In high school I hung out with the geeks and nerds. I didn't have to. I was very nice looking in H.S. and could have easily cracked the Beautiful People crowd, but the geeks and nerds were so much more fun to be with. And I also hated how arrogant some of the jocks and cheerleaders were. And me, being me, they were so easy to make fun of. And that made me popular with the geeks and nerds. And besides beauty doesn't last forever...a good sense of humor does! :-)
from captainron :
Seeing you happy does my heart good. You deserve it :-)
from cosmicrayola :
That lends a whole new meaning to the term "Balls to the walls." Haha
from captainron :
Sorry Pam... I keep thinking that life should get easier, but it never seems to, does it? I'm betting your sister is probably pretty jealous of you right now, better, job, better situation, better life. That can make people do and say stupid things. Hang in there. me
from argentum :
Maybe she should have put out.
from captainron :
And here I thought being weaselly was a good thing... Thanks Pam... Happy Monday.
from cosmicrayola :
I am so glad sometimes that I am the bottom of the pile at work. I don't have the power to tell anyone to do anything. Of course, I also get paid the least, but that's ok. I am not good at being authorative outside of my own family. There I am ruler and emporess! haha As for your problem today, you aren't a mind reader. Cut yourself some slack.
from argentum :
Don't worry about it. It wasn't your fault. They guy didn't explain his side of things, and maybe, just maybe, subconciously (and neurotically) exploited things to his advantage to garner sympathy, cathartic or otherwise. But yeah, being management sucks.
from captainron :
I've always thought of you as a flowers down one side of the path kind of girl... You leave good where ever you go...
from zencelt :
Big weasel hugs ((((00))))
from captainron :
Sorry Pam... My condolences to you and yours...
from batten :
Oh honey, I'm so sorry for your loss. But I don't think she's sad anymore. Which should be a sort of comfort. Big hug. Love you. -me
from captainron :
{{{{{{hugs}}}}}} sigh...
from awittykitty :
It was snowing during our Easter Brunch yesterday and someone started singing "I'm dreaming of a White Easter". Bah on a cold Easter!
from zencelt :
Tell Bear I said See Ya!
from captainron :
Rhode Island has one of the toughest smoking laws in the country. there is absolutely no smoking allowed ay work, in restaurants or in bars. The bars were really against it big time and felt it would kill business. I thought it might too. Guess what? It didn't. Folks who smoke are still going to drink and now people who couldn't handle the smoke come in too. Business actually improved since the ban and folks here after bitching and moaning for about a month just don't think about it any more.
from zencelt :
Lord! I totally forgot about phone sex! Somehow I think that Dee wasn't very happy with me. It really is time she realized that he's just nothing more than a basement ball.
from captainron :
A bit of advice? If I were you I wouldn't try the refrigerator thing. You just aren't as young (or flexible) as you use to be <wink>
from zencelt :
ROFL!!! "Everyone knows youíre supposed to smell like fruit in Florida. And there I was, walking around smelling like nothing more than plain old soap. Howís that for suckage?" This is priceless...
from bunny828 :
The music selection, definately better!
from captainron :
Yeah, pretty much... All we did was sail, drink, eat swim, snorkle, lay in the sun and read. Oh yeah I also sang backup vocals once during happy hour and playing in the International Rythem Section... Don't ask, but rum was most certainly a factor...
from rachelliz :
Prostitution, petition. HAHAHA. Actually I could see myself doing that.
from zencelt :
ROFL...
from awittykitty :
Once you dunked yourself in all that yellow lily pollen you should have gone over to Allergy Girl's desk to chat. Heh.
from janie12975 :
I've never met your sister, but I do know one thing. You are a beautiful person, inside and out. You were totally right in not taking it. That doesn't help it not hurt. Families are supposed to be safe havens. I tell the kids all the time, there will most likely come a point in life where all you have is your family. We are a team and our house should be a safe place to be who we are. I hope that you and your sister are able to somehow work this out, move past this and be better for it. ((((Hugs))))
from nacwolin :
The sister relationship/bond/bullshit is interesting to say the least. (((Six)))! (And I think she had it coming, btw - you were probably too nice, from what it sounds like.)
from batten :
Don't you dare put yourself down for this. Any of this. You have every right and more besides to be angry. And no, she's not strikingly beautiful. You have more light and life in your face which is why she will never look more than common and plain beside you. And her general attitude makes her downright ugly. She strikes out at you out of the same reason Rick struck at me. She will always find herself lacking in comparison to you. And it's a terrible pity she chooses to be a bitch and try to drag you down to make herself look better rather than do something different and extraordinary with her life and become her own person. I'm proud of you, proud to know you and I will be your personal pit-bull if it comes down to that. Queen-bitch? Honey, she ain't seen me in rare form... Love you. -me
from argentum :
re: your sister. I can relate, my friend.
from captainron :
Thanks Pam, you rock. The first painkiller will be hoisted in your honor :-)
from duranfanatic :
*hides under his bed* Nevermind, you know how to make links...I'm done showing off now, for like, ever. Honest. I feel like a microbe....gah. *puts salt on foot and sticks it back in his mouth where it belongs*
from duranfanatic :
Hey there! Thanks for all the notes in recent days. It's nice to know all the old gang still cares, hehe. I just wanted to say also that I'm happy you're making some extra money for writing! It's good, too. :) And finally, just thought you might like a quick little HTML tutorial for those long URLs. If you wanna make links, take the URL of the link, and put <a href=" in front of the http:// part. Then put a closing " after the end of the URL address. Then, to make the actual link word, use a > after that closing ", and right after the link word, close it all off with </a>. So, a link to your diary would appear like this in your edit window: <a href="http://sixweasels.diaryland.com">Sixweasels</a>. It sounds a lot harder than it is, and I think you'll be pleased you just learned something new about "the Internets." Hehe. :)
from zencelt :
Actually, BSF and Old Balls are a lot alike. Eewww!
from captainron :
Some days are better than others Pam...
from captainron :
Happy Valentines Day back! I just had to call 911. A tractor trailer just lost his trailer right outside my window and blocked two streets. The fun here never stops :-)
from rachelliz :
Woohoo for fun money. And interesting about Sully. From what I know of Sully, I bet if you called him on idiot comments about "girls like that" he would apologize and not do it again. But I guess whether it is worth it depends on how much it bothers you. And you seem to have become okay with it.
from duranfanatic :
That website looks interesting. Do you get anything in return if I sign up as your referral? Because if you did, that'd be cool. I'll have to tighten up my writing a little bit before I submit anything, but it might be fun to try. Thanks for that. And by the way, I'm glad that some things are looking up for you. :)
from zencelt :
That fart will live on in infamy throughout generations of assholes.
from janie12975 :
This cold is ridiculous! If I wanted it to be this cold, I'd move out to the midwest. Someone needs to get out here and take these temps back out there where they belong! ;-)
from princessbug :
Thank you for all of your well wishes. I wasn't sure you were still around. I am not able to read your diary anymore because of the lock. Thanks again!
from captainron :
I'm also hoping that Payton gets a few mouthfuls of good old Miami sod....
from nacwolin :
I feel the same way about this year's Super Bowl!
from captainron :
Well, the cold is no longer a factor for Yappy. Although it is sad when anybody loses a pet, Puppy's reaction was priceless... You could almost hear him thinking, good, now maybe that will shut you up, you little..... and then he went right back to sleep.
from janie12975 :
"In summary, my week has been spent trying to make money by getting other people dates, mediating ass disputes, bringing medical assistance to freaks who arenít sure they really want it, and wandering about in the snow. Oh, and not getting nearly enough sleep. What else is new?" And that is why I love your diary!
from eastportgrrl :
Eggplant pizzettes re soooo yummy at the time you make them, refrigerated and next the day, not great but okay..
from zencelt :
The assholes are a flamin'...
from zencelt :
Hey, I forgot about that! The opportunity is not lost, you know...
from indpndnt-ter :
What are the freelance writing sites you use? Not that I need yet antoher job (going on 5 at the moment, I'll elaborate more on Friday), but I'd like to keep my writing mojo going. Thanks!
from captainron :
That just might have been the first time that the thought of plumbers crack didn't make me go ewwwwwwwwwwww. Have fun!!! Oh and go Pats...
from captainron :
Sorry about the Ravens. I'm still saving you a seat on the Patriots bandwagon if you want one. If I see one more Payton Manning commercial I'm going to barf. Hopefully next weekend will shut him up for a while. We'll see....
from nacwolin :
I'm with Ron. If he hasn't ever made any weird advances before, I'd just let it go. And you never know...he might bring it up - apologize for his error if he was indeed drunk off his ass.
from zencelt :
I'm totally with you on the co-worker/ lecherous friend issue. She should confront teh guy herself and see what the heck was up. Better sooner than later, or it will seriously make things weird. As is they aren't weird already...
from captainron :
Count me among the ones who "give a shit" It's good to see you happy.
from rachelliz :
Work is harshin on my mellow. I will use that. Also, the world is harshin on my natural body rhythms. When are they gonna give us our 26 hour days?
from captainron :
I never doubted you and always knew you'd come out fine... I've always told you that you're stronger than you realized. After readign your list, you have to at least believe that more than you did. You can survive, you will survive. You're the best. Happy 2007.
from captainron :
you know something Pam, we have the smallest, least pretentious house out of all the folks we know. It's not big, it's not fancy and it is the place where evwerybody comes because they feel comfortable here. When you get to that point with your place, so will the rest of the world. Good luck!
from captainron :
You are more than welcome to root for my Patriots in the post season. We do not discourage late season bandwagon jumpers....
from zencelt :
What's with all the boogers? You must have gotten that mojo from me too. Or perhaps you aren't drinking enough...
from zencelt :
Home Depot has an oven for 299. You could probably finance the little bugger if you had to.
from nacwolin :
(((Six)))!!
from zencelt :
: ))
from captainron :
Casual Friday is a wonderful thing... I've got jeans on too. Of couse in my new superboss position, I guess that will be a rarity....
from captainron :
I'd rather be warm and embarrassed than frozen and principled... BTW, embarrassed has ass in it...
from zencelt :
I for one have always thought that men SHOULD wash their weiners before leaving the bathroom. But they should have little sinks in stalls to do it in. LOL! I gotta hear this story from the horse's mouth...
from awittykitty :
I enjoyed your list of thanksgiving. I whine a lot, but I really do have a lot of things to be thankful for. Thanks for reminding me and have a great holiday.
from captainron :
Ah, I knew you'd be fine... You just needed to be reminded of that on occasion... I hope you and yours have a very happy Turkey day :-)
from nacwolin :
Your last statement about grief...absolutely, totally hit the nail on the head. Thanks for that. And have a great time on your trip; you deserve it!
from eastportgrrl :
Have a great time!!!
from eastportgrrl :
Remnants, Friday night?
from rachelliz :
Don't firemen get cats out of trees anymore??? Isn't that their job (in addition to that fire fighting thing)?
from captainron :
You're not trhe only one who believes in you...
from outfoxed :
Honey, they say a man who made it on his own is a self-made man. I'd say you're well on your way to being a self-made woman.
from zencelt :
Ditto.
from zencelt :
Wow. Very good point about turning inward and avoiding interaction when there are agendas on the opposite side that paint you in a negative light. No matter how well meaning... I, for one, am glad you did turn reclusive for a bit. As hard as it was separating from the asshole crew for me, your actions enabled a huge catharsis (remember the catharis guy from the paper?) in my life that has done no end of good for me. I needed a good, swift kick in the ass. I've been floundering for much too long in complacency. Thanks for that.
from zencelt :
Oh God!!! A chocolate vagina? Who the hell came up with that one? I'll never eat chocolate again.
from captainron :
You were better off not being able to watch the Steelers. Big Ben was AWFUL.... Oakland didn't even have 100 yards of offense... If I were a Pittsburg fan, I would have shot my TV.
from outfoxed :
Old Balls Epedemic. My God. Publishable, if only in B'lmor. Lord you rock sometimes.
from captainron :
Thanks for the note. We'll see what happens, btu right now I'm just taking it day by day. BTW Guestbook seems to have been dead for a while now. I have no idea what happened, btu all of a sudden it just stopped working. Oh well... Glad life is treating you well. You deserve it.
from nacwolin :
The more I think about the book, the more I can see that it is about a lot more than betrayal and infidelity; it's about people who make mistakes and have to find the courage to move on and find love again. There is a lot in there - I think anyone can walk away with something. And I really liked Sungae - her portrayal of her. I will definitely read anything else she publishes!
from duranfanatic :
You know, since I'm also struggling with all sorts of new little administrivia this year, I was telling our mutual friend Rachel a few weeks ago that I think even normal people should have a personal assistant. They're not just for corporate bigwigs and politicians and Hollywood types. I think we all need somebody to wake us up on time in the morning, make sure we eat real food instead of vaguely foodlike microwavable junk, lay out clothes that match the night before we wear them, and make sure the bills are paid on time and in full. She totally agreed. I think the three of us should start a company that offers people this sort of service...you know, just as soon as we get somebody to help us start it! ;)
from nicim :
I continue my journey at http://cunhell.diaryland.com Kisses.. N
from zencelt :
That cat sure is lucky you had had your coffee before you did the laundry... Or he would have been a very clean mental patient.
from janie12975 :
It's so good to hear a fluffy happy post from you. I love seeing you happy and enjoying life. Holiday leftovers are the best!
from nacwolin :
You sound good, and I am GLAD!
from captainron :
Why is it that when we were young, naps were something to be loathed and now that we actually need and appreciate them, there never is time for one?
from zencelt :
If he is out Saturday, he'll probably ignore me. Bastard... That dream really shook me up.
from bunny828 :
Thanks! I needed a laugh.
from zencelt :
Oh honey! You have SO stolen my mojo. PLease keep it.
from ska-t :
help! the guestbook doesn't like me, anymore. so it's here that i'll remind you of how glad i am that you're still fighting the good fight. but, not without refreshments!
from janie12975 :
That storm was a doozy! I laid in bed wondering if I was going to wake up to a tree staring at me through my ceiling. Glad you are safe and sound. Although, as nasty as it was last night, it is a beautiful sunny, crisp and cool fall morning. I love it!
from batten :
I'm so sorry, Sweetie. Losing someone you love isn't ever easy. And you seem to have had more than your fair share of that this year. Big hug. -me
from nacwolin :
(((Six))). Sorry to hear about the loss of another friend. This death stuff really sucks, you know?
from duranfanatic :
Oh my God, I hate signmyguestbook too. Damn the thing. ANYways, thanks so much for the note. It was great to hear from you--I missed you! I wish you and the other girls could have been here too, and I thought about that several times over the weekend. Hell, if YOU had been here I might not have been so confused about getting around, because you probably know your way around here better than I do. I've lived here a year, been coming here my whole life, and I STILL don't know where anything is! It's insane. After a few hours here they had a better sense of where we were and where we were going than I did. I give up, I'm just going to hide away from the world now. But still, it WAS fun, and it would only have been more so if y'all had been here. Next time, I promise!
from zencelt :
I'm thinking if he doesn't call, we'll send H to his door and have him do Gollum impressions until the guy pees in his pants. Then take a picture : ) Oh, and skip the shower. She can go fuck herself.
from zencelt :
I'll send you the cleaning bill for my couch. I just ralphed on it. (Oh, ewww!!!) And about 9/11? You are showing how resiliant and hopeful you are. That's stregnth. The kind that makes this country survive. Keep it up girl.
from zencelt :
Looking back, I wonder whether Butch, like Dee, was just looking for hope outside of his current marriage? It makes sense in hindsight.
from argentum :
Even eighty year olds can have boyfriends.
from batten :
Oi! What gives? You fallen off the face of the earth or something? No updates makes a gal feel worried. So update, dammit. Love you. -me
from curiouoso :
Just remember, the more things change the more they stay the same.... True friends always stay true though they may be there in different ways or shapes. Think of life and friends like a 10 digit combination lock, where every dight starts at 1. As time progresses each digit randomly spins a different number of turns. At times some will be at the same place (digit) as you, other times only one will be. Hopefully sooner or later those remaining will randomly be set to the same as you. Deja Vu all over again, though ,maybe at 6 instead of 1. Does that make sense? It did when I started writing but I'm not sure the concept will be appreciated or understood by anyone else! Good luck, Curiouoso*
from eastportgrrl :
Hey!!! Irish and I are going to try to make the Remn@nts!!! Woo hoo!
from nacwolin :
Not sure if I wished you a happy birthday, so here it is: Happy Birthday!!
from nicim :
Yikes - How could I have been so zen'd to have missed such an event. Hope you had the happiest of happies my dear!! XXOO N
from zencelt :
Woohoo for a cool birthday!!! Sounds like fun. Were you exploring more of the same area we were in a month or so ago?
from nacwolin :
Elliott and Molly sound a lot like our Bella and Zorro. And the pooping on the floor thing is Molly's way of saying, "I am the alpha cat." Even though she's hiding, she is sending that message to little Elliott. Funny, aren't they? Have fun!! Oh, and I had a dream last night that I went to The Bar - and loved it :-).
from eastportgrrl :
I know I know but I love that bathing suuit so much and I could have sworn I saw them in the house but aslas they are gone....
from eastportgrrl :
Hey! What Irish band? Where? Did you read my first entry from yesterday? any idea on the bottoms of my bathing suit? Ugh I love that suit and I don't have time to get to Target today so I am going to have to wear that fugly Old Navy one piece since it is going to be hot as all get out tomorrow and sunday...
from wildrosie :
OK, your guestbook hates me. *Sigh* But I loved the latest entry, and kudos to Ol' Blue Eyes for not spewing beer through his nose! Gotta love your mom too!
from eastportgrrl :
sounds like just what I need!!!!! a hold is on saturday....
from eastportgrrl :
Call me I seem to have lost your number. 443-280-2461 I am free every day this weekend execpt Monday....
from nacwolin :
I don't think that airport meeting was happenstance at all. God has a way of showing up like that. Thanks for sharing it with us.
from nacwolin :
I am so sorry to hear about your friend's loss. Prayer offered for her and her family (which includes you all). {{Hugs}}
from grimshawn :
No kidding...We could seriously use it!
from nacwolin :
6/14 - you sound happy; I'm glad!
from curiouoso :
Do it. Your old friend will realize you are being empathetic and wanting to help, even if they refuse. You've seen how many times I name the company I'm pissed at. 5 years ago Saturn ended up giving me a "free" five year 50,000 mile extended warranty after I wrote how I got screwed by one of thier salesman, and asked lots of people to forward thier displease by email. The only trouble was that I had to agree not to send out any more email, which is easy enough, but once something like that gets forwarded to friends and friends of friends, it takes on a life of it's own. Sort of liuke a multi-level marketing plan. Really the driver at fault's insurance needs to pay the power company. So says Amy a many year insurance adjuster. Good luck and Don't change your empathetic nature....It's one of the things that make you so special. Curiouoso.
from nicim :
5/26 Immediately interview, write, do what you can. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200. It cannot hurt. And sometimes, talking about what pains us most makes us stronger. XXOO N
from nicim :
Sympathies on the loss of your little weasely friend. It's so hard to let them go. XXOO N
from hissandtell :
Oh, darling, I am so sorry about your dear little Bilbo. I'm thinking of your during this tough time; stay strong. Much love, R xxx
from grimshawn :
I think you need to find something to take your mind off of the 'man' situation. Your only refuge seems to be the bar - where every regular there believes no one else is fit to date you but themselves (which would never happen). Alas, if you take that out, you'll go nuts with the home situation. I truly feel for you, Six.
from flying-kiwi :
Hmmm, it doesn't seem to have come through yet...I just checked to see if I gave you the address right and it's fine (apart from the spaces that I put in between, hoping to limit spam attacks). Maybe gmail has indigestion.
from flying-kiwi :
I usually leave the locked journals to their writer, as they are usually locked for good reason, but I just HAVE to get in there and find out what the hell is going on!!! Please may I have the password? Email: iwikbird @ gmail . com
from eastportgrrl :
Yes, I just wrote that in your guestbook! Maybe Mike will meet us in Baltimore!!
from zencelt :
OMG, Six. That was the cutest story ever. I can totally picture you and Liberty (bwahhahaah) baby-sitting the drunk lady petter on the stoop waiting for a cab. It reminds me of that movie The Station Agent. BTW - The stop petting me line was beautiful. Way to set those boundaries Asshole style!
from cleanstart :
I'm sorry that you had to lock. May I please have your user/pw? karen@houstonfamily.org
from nacwolin :
<Insert girlie squeal here> That is SOOOO cool! Yay again for meeting new people!! Of course, you will let us know all the gory details, right?!
from zencelt :
Can't wait to meet this one. Aren't you just the boy magnet miss Six? They keep getting better and better.
from nacwolin :
Yay to meeting new people and kicking presentation a**! :-)
from marlen816 :
I used to date a guy named Joe with blonde hair, blue eyes...in eighth grade! LOL Anyway, have you ever heard of the book Who Moved My Cheese? It is good and made me think of you - it is about change and how we deal with it. Anyway, ((hugs)) to you and kudos on your presentation.
from batten :
I love you. Hang in there. You can do this. Just don't let your potential slip away. Change is always painful and uncomfortable. But it almos always is for the best. And you know that I know what and where I'm talking about after my life. Big huge gygundous hug. -J
from flowergirl07 :
I'm a long time reader who has no idea who you are or where you live! I got introduced to you & zen through a mutual friend. I'd like to continue reading your messages & you're welcome to read mine, although mine's not nearly as exciting.
from tara10573 :
Sorry to see your locked - hope all is going ok. Can I have the password, please? tara10573 @ msn.com
from arc-angel666 :
I've been locked out and I didn't even pee in the corner of your house!
from nacwolin :
Hey friend, I hope you are alright! Not sure how long you plan to be locked, but I hope you will send me your PW. Take care of yourself!
from ehays :
I'm sorry to see you're locked ... hope things work out and I get to see you again on DLand. Much love ~ Erin
from captainron :
When I saw you were locked, I figured you must be getting harassed by some idiot again. I'm sorry... It is one of the hazzards of putting your heart out in the open here. I tend to think the benefits and support you get mostly out weigh them, but that doesn't make it any easier when they attack. I hope I'm wrong and that things are Ok... If you need me, you know where to find me. Ron
from indpndnt-ter :
Locked?? :( p/w??
from zencelt :
Assholes come in many different packages (pun intended), don't they?
from zencelt :
Surround yourself with friends, family and assholes. When nothing else works, they can be healing, little by little. That's what you're doing for your folks and their friends.
from nacwolin :
I don't understand it either. But for what it's worth, prayer offered for this family, and for yours.
from hissandtell :
How bloody awful. The gods roll the dice, as they say, and we lose. I'm truly sorry to hear about your friends' son and wish you all the strength you need in being there for your dad. Love, R xxx
from zencelt :
In my dreams, he travels with me wherever I go : )) Though, damn! I do wish I were in St. Vincent this very minute, planting yams and drinking beers with my baby!
from wildrosie :
Is that rectitude, or rectumtude? And, BTW, have you ever heard that old cheer, "Ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat, sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot...Hooray Lizardshit, FUCK! Now, my question is, do you know what 69 assholes tied in a knot is? Yep, you guessed it, it's a Rectumtangle! Do not ask me where all of that just came from. You do not want to know! ~Rosie~
from absinthesigh :
OH OH now you're gonna be comin' up against our HAWKS! Watch out!!! 8-) 8-) 8-) with love, ophelia in Portland Or-EE-Gun
from zencelt :
GO STEELERS!!!!!
from curiouoso :
God you're such a Whiner! So here's a big Virtual hug from me. <HUG> So it's not quite as good as the real thing....Just hug that pillow real tight tonight and close your eyes. hink some young stud and you'll have the best dreams, and I'll be virtually jealous! You're always the best and none of us dlanders will let you forget it. Curiouoso*
from grimshawn :
As always, you weed out the chaos and place a finer point on the situation...Thanks, Pam.
from hissandtell :
Oooh! Have fun with the liedies tonight, sausage. Wish I could join you for a margarita or fifty... Love, R xxx
from marlen816 :
I need a girls' night out!!
from hissandtell :
I don't know what's squicked me more: the thought of a fortyish woman collecting beanie babies, or the fact that she puts them on display thus allowing others to glimpse into her tragic and troubled soul, or the fact that the horrid little gremlins might be fornicating and defecating gleefully all over the office while everyone else is asleep. As a preventative measure, they must be stopped - I'd suggest a subtle gutting of each of them and a gradual furtive spreading their little beans in a thin layer all over the floor (not unlike how they disposed of the tunnel dirt in "The Great Escape") for the office cleaner to vacuum up and dispose of. Trust me; it's the only way. Love, R xxx
from duranfanatic :
Okay, signmyguestbook is being a pain again, so I'm dropping you a note, hehe. Thanks for the new year's wishes, hon. I hope that you have a terrific new year too! Start over, have fun, and take care of yourself. You're gonna be okay. I have a lot of faith in you. :)
from grimshawn :
::KICK!!:: Don't be so hard on yourself. Do what you feel is right in your heart...To steal a quote from a favorite book/movie..."We must make use of the time that is given to us..." Name the film and I'll buy you coffee when you and Zen come close to my part of the world!
from zencelt :
I'm so glad the soldier had you to open up to. I've always had a soft spot for him. You'll have to fill me in. And what is it with all The Bar boys kissing on you?
from boxx9000 :
MERRY DECEMBER 25th 2005!!!!!!
from eastportgrrl :
Happy Christmas from 60-something Florida!!! I miss you all and will hopefully update before I come home if I can catch a time when my parents aren't around...
from zencelt :
You are forgiven. As if it matters... Don't beat yourself up. Don't wallow. And know that I'm behind you 100% no matter what. (((Hugs)))
from captainron :
I'm not going to ask and from the sounds of things, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know. What I do want to do is wish you the merriest of Christmas and hopes for a wonderful 2006. You deserve it. {{{{Hugs}}}} Ron
from nacwolin :
Okay, you have my interest picqued! If it's not too personal...what's going on?
from batten :
Oh nooooooooooooooooooo! You march right in there and tell them that it's not in your job description to supervise someone who earns more than you. No, tell them to pay you Y and you'll ensure that person who earns X will et the job done. Dammmmmmmmitttttt! You deserve so much more... will you please go to big boss and tell him he needs to be sharing the crack they're collectively smoking?
from grimshawn :
I have sooo many to wrap...I don't wanna!! I don't!!
from ska-t :
the email you sent about that band... was lost in my latest spam purge, before i could even hear what they sounded like. could you link me up again? i'm going to have to change my DLand email link, since that seems to be where it all comes from. hang tough, Missy.
from captainron :
You'd make somebody a good mom :-)
from zencelt :
That student is very lucky to have encountered you. I think you handled that situation beautifully. You have that ability to pull up your own experiences and apply them in a way that makes people feel like they're really being seen. Yet, you didn't take on a role that you knew wasn't your's to make yourself feel big. That's the true gift.
from grimshawn :
Dee is right, Pam. The memories that will linger in that house long after Chris is gone will haunt you should find a way out of the house...Get YOUR place that has no idea who Chris is...It's a big step in healing. Oh, and counselors don't know shit. They base their helpful information on text book cases they ingested while at school. I think the best people to listen to are those who have been through the problems you share. And if you and Zen are planning a Chicago trip sometime next year...You damn well better let me know...I'm only 2 1/2 hours away from there...
from grimshawn :
Are we on some cerebral things-suck vibe, or what? Just think of what my Grandmother used to say...When life gives you lemons, sell them back for twice what they're worth...No, wait...If life is like lemonade, then grow oranges...no, that's not right...A bird in the hand is like getting it in the bush...No...Now I'm starting to sound like George Dubbya...(I bet you're smiling right now)
from crazy4muffin :
Alright, where do you live? Because I am coming over and bringing a house warming gift. Go aheaad and cry; it is actually good for you. But remember, although it sounds trite, it always gets darkest before the dawn. It's a new beginning. Yeah, right I know. But this comes from the gal that broke off an engagement to a wealthy man, had only a shitty couch, a TV tray table and a black and white television, lived in a fucking studio guest house and made a mere $27K with NO insurance. Cried a river, then sucked it up and realized every little thing I had and ever accomplishment I made was mine, and mine alone. Today? I have a pool, a house, a big couch, and a shitload of money, for a single gal at least. Chin up Kitten.
from grimshawn :
Drink a few for me...The unemployed father of three standing in the middle of the road with a confused look on his face... Hang in there, Pam...
from ska-t :
i wouldn't have imagined you'd kept my email after all this time. but, of course, i'll share: ska-t@nexet.net
from hissandtell :
Someone tried to bigger my penis for me once, and it fell off. So you be careful. Love, R xxx
from zencelt :
We can watch Buffy together. I love me some Buffy. Remember that big ole crush I had on Spike a couple years ago? Hey, absolutely dig out your digital for this weeklend at the Bitch. I need a photo or two to send to Max.
from grimshawn :
Heh...I have all 7 seasons of the Buffster...Great stuff, I miss the show.
from curiouoso :
You are the best. I think you are a very special person. I know that doesn't impress you as much as a real live lover, but always remember, Thre are people out there that are crazy about you, even if you haven't realized it yet. Maybe they haven't been ablr to express themselves yet, or maybe like your "good at what you do" guy, The time hasn't been right yet. Have a great thanksgiving, you are in my thoughts! Curiouoso*
from eastportgrrl :
What are you doing this weekend? Maybe we can get together? send me an email at heatherlspurlock@yahoo.com and leave me your number.
from zencelt :
You are a wise woman Six. "Open" is the key. Everything else falls into place. Wonderful entry BTW. He's been put into your life for a reason, whatever that may be...
from eastportgrrl :
great piece..... :-)
from eastportgrrl :
hehehe! I had a great time SAturday night. December 17? They're playing again!
from grimshawn :
You think telling an eight year old niece is bad? Try telling your eight year old son that his mom and dad are splitting up and changing his world forever. All he could do is stare at me with tears in his eyes and ask why...I had no decent answers for him...
from eastportgrrl :
I'll be there on Sat at Cats Eye... we'll be there on SAt. call me
from youdunnome :
so, did you get your password in your email!? if not, let me know and i can resend it... ;-)
from grimshawn :
I often felt that the best job I ever had was a pizza delivery driver during the summer of 1988. All I did was sit in my car, listening to music and staring out at the setting summer sun until I was called in to deliver a few pizzas. I was paid by the hour and by each delivery...And chicks dug me because they'd ask for me to deliver their food...Yeah, baby. So, not all "crap" jobs are crap and not all "great" jobs are great...Still, picturing you working a t-shirt shop on the beach...I don't know whether to feel dirty or not...
from zencelt :
I understand that Tampa is really cheap to fly into. I should be good to go by the end of January, so maybe an early March trip? We can see our Bi-friend, Max and have a little bit of a warm, toasty vacation.
from zencelt :
What a beautiful entry. Max was a godsend to us both in different ways. I can't wait till Sunday to give him a huge clingy bear hug.
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Six: My Pirating days are over , well, for the time being. As for the Bite me episode goes, it actually worked out just fine. So it sounds as though you and the girls had a great time. Although I do have one question, I believe I may have read your entry wrong? Did You and Jeff, or better yet Were you and Jeff snoring in the Library or Snogging? :-)
from grimshawn :
Welcome back! Hang in there for Zen, she came back even more depressed, even though she was happier for it...Does that make sense? The both of you came back with romantic stories...I would say it was cliche, but in reality - it rarely happens! I'm happy for both of ya!
from hissandtell :
So glad you had a swell time! Also, men with Aussie accents are awfully cute, aren't they? Also, I'm off now to practise folding napkin penises for my next dinner party. Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Well, a vibrator can't mow the lawn, but it can do almost everything else. (Drop me a quick email, please, darling, if you're inclined - I'd really like to send you a little giftie-thingy.) Love, R xxx
from zencelt :
Cry is the second most therapeutic activity I know. The first is beating the living shit out of something.
from eastportgrrl :
Thinking about you! The cruise is fast approaching and the Terminator does sound like he rocks! :-) He is completely correct,things will be here after you get back as will the people who love you. Have a great time if I don't get to talk to you before hand...
from tacie77 :
*insert "cheesy thinking about you hug" here*
from zencelt :
Make sure you get your work done on Friday then sleep like a Timmay, because we are pre-cruising Saturday night!!!
from grimshawn :
It's hard to decipher between what is right and what feels good in the situation you're in. Everybody is looking out for you, but that is little comfort when you're alone. This is part of the healing process. Your instincts tell you one thing, but the emotions you feel are scattered everywhere. You have to find the middle ground between head and heart. Geez - I'm starting to sound like a generic horoscope. My thoughts are with you!
from grimshawn :
Your UnAnniversary and my anniversary are so damn close...Just a note to help - My ex-wife and I split under bad circumstances (me) and after five years apart I can honestly say we are still friendly to each other in an honest and open way - although I don't know if that would be different if we did NOT have two children together. Keep the faith!
from marlen816 :
Happy UnAnniversary - is that what you are calling it? I know that the next ten years hold something incredible for you! ((Hugs))
from zencelt :
Somehow I prefer the idea of you being in Scotland than in the mid-west. It fits better. In fact, I may have even gone with you. I'm sure Scotland needs me for something... Beautiful entry BTW. I am in constant amazement over your ability to be your own therapist.
from arc-angel666 :
Sweetheart You Rock! I am glad your able to get hold of your feelings and express them. You are angry and have every right to be. You have faced the facts and now you can express them and direct them where they should be. It is a positive step to let all those involved to know exactly how you feel. You have accepted that emotion (anger), you have expressed it(dealt with it)sit with it awhile then put it away. Then, set out on your new great adventure, the rest of your life. As painful as it is, you have learn a great life lesson, once you have accepted it, dealt with it and put it away, you may never have to deal with that type situation again. Folks that hold it in and don't deal with it face the possibilities of a life filled with suspicion, anger and serious trust issues. Dealing with it and putting it away cleans the slate. If it stays and festers inside of you theres always the chance of passing the misgivings of someone in your past on to a future suitor. Be rid of it and live and enjoy your life to the fullest, You my Dear deserve it. One last thing, then I promise to get down from the Pulpit, to stop expounding on the cleansing of one's Soul (I do go on so :-) ) The old adage it takes two to Tango comes to mind. Now before you give absolution to the other party involved, if you are angry at her then be angry. Get it out, let it burn itself up. Exorcise it from every part of you, then be done with it, it no longer has control of any aspect of your life....then start your adventure anew, as the one and only Princess Sixweasels, I think you'll be surprised that you the real you is more than enough for everybody. Now you'd better get started, for there is much to see, much to experience, go spread your Atoms worldwide, the world will be a better place for it :-)
from zencelt :
Crossing my fingers that you're mom makes it through OK and goes home with lots of nice sleep inducing drugs. Tell her I said "Eeeew Hosebag!"
from nacwolin :
Thanks for your note. Did I tell you that my husband has been watching South Park? Yeah, the minister laughs his ass off (I can use that word because we decided it should be an "allowed" cuss word, 'cause let's face it, it's a funny word, and our pastor even says there are some times when we should be able to say things like hell, damn, and sh--, LOL). So, anyway, I am going somewhere with that. When I was trying to think of how to respond to the daycare offer, Rob said, "Just say, 'whatevah, whatevah, I'll do wha' I want!" Silly, I know, but that phrase makes me laugh every time. Not sure the administrator would think it as funny, though. Anyway, thanks for the support!
from zencelt :
I have ot wait till my boss is back to see if I can get vacation for the day after. I probably can't though. Too short notice. Why don't we plan on seeing it Monday afternoon anyway since I'm off?
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Honeybunny: As you know my little pea brain was injuried in the Army and one of the side effects of said injury is my ESPN :-) Honey I wouldn't be too surprised if Chris comes home a bit, well in the state of shock. Its one thing to admire a Buffalo, okay I'll stop saying that, how's Bison? Better? Okay its one thing to admire from a far its another to actually be up close and personal. Running with the herd might not have been Chris's cup of Tea...I just have this odd feeling he may have been a bit disappointed. Regardless you have set off on a new adventure, stay the course Honeybunny...oh may I offer one piece of advice? On this cruise thingy be sure and bring a 55 gallon drum of liquid Latex. And should you find a nice Italian Waiter Like Zen, dip him in the latex first, let him dry then have your way with him, better safe than sorry :-)
from zencelt :
P.S. I thought the Ryan/Dee dinner was tonight?
from arc-angel666 :
So the Dad's a Hottie! Hope the Momma doesn't take it out on him :-) Congrats on the nomination and free money how cool is that? So, out of curisoity you did get the crack whore's phone number did you? It isn't handy or close by is it lol. Its good to know your having dinner with friends keeping busy while Chris is running with the Buffalo opphs I mean figuratively speaking, being out west and all, where the big huge Buffaloes roam :-)
from eastportgrrl :
Sounds great!
from wildrosie :
Oh darlin', I know how you are feeling, and the only thing mitigating it all is that I have a Zeb to hold me. And even that doesn't take away the hurt. And even knowing, with a knowlege that is sure and true that things will never be right again between you, and that your paths have to diverge, and that what is happening is best all-around...still, it fucking hurts. So do whatever you have to do to get through, and know that my thoughts are with you. Love and many hugs ~Rosie~
from arc-angel666 :
What you said today...does that mean you'll reprint what I said? :-)
from zencelt :
It sure feels nice to be respected and admired for your abilities. And it sure wouldn't hurt to apply for the job to use it as leverage to get a hell of a raise where you are...
from zencelt :
Yeah, at this point, I'm like - the day after the cruise - take me in!
from grimshawn :
The funny thing is...Tara has the T-shirt. She usually wears that one when we go out...Or the "TAKE ME DRUNK, I'M HOME" one. Small world...(yeah, it took me three times).
from arc-angel666 :
opphs! I guess I should have kept my mouth shut...sorry
from nicim :
I'm ok - you're ok - the whole world is ok. I can handle it, whatever it is. Really, no really, everything is just fabulous. See this smile plastered on my face? Because I dont want to admit I'm NOT perfect, and that everything really isn't ok. Oh yes, six, I do SO understand. XXOO N
from grimshawn :
That sounds nice, however, I really don't think our music would blend nicely with the the fun that transpires at the bar. Still, perhaps one day we'll be in the neck of the woods and I can sing a few tunes from Audioslave while a few patrons either fight or bare their bottoms!
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Six: Your weekend sounded perfect, I want to be at that cabin with you next time :-)
from curiouoso :
I had to change this as it didn't have the right feel. As usual if you don't like it I'll delete it! http://curiouoso.diaryland.com/050526_60.html
from arc-angel666 :
Do I press 1 first then your extention number or your extention number then 1?
from marlen816 :
Glad the presentation went well. I am so taking a hot bath tonight with bubbles even. Wee!
from zencelt :
He's all you baby! I'll just drool from afar. I am so up Gerard Butler's butt right now it isn't funny. Someone needs to gift me the Dear Frankie movie so I can indulge in a bit more objectification.
from curiouoso :
Ok, your in! http://curiouoso.diaryland.com/050526_60.html I'll change it if it's not suitable..... Curiouoso*
from arc-angel666 :
First I'm sorry to hear about Sully's Sister, I'll ask the Powers that Be for a little extra attention directed towards her. Ahh Notes! I got nailed once for passing notes, okay a lot more than once but on the other occasions I intentionally got caught, so I could clown around. But this one time was seriously embarrassing. In HS my Trig Teacher the lovely Ms Moore, caught me passing a note. Ms Moore was from Spain, beautiful, super hot body and her accent drove all us boys crazy. Anyway my friend and I would write our notes in either French or Latin this way the dumber teachers were so ewmbarrassed because they didn't understand the notes they just say stop it. I wrote this note in French, she grabbed it and started to translate it into English, until she realizes I was talking about her beautiful Butt and gorgeous full red lips, her face turned red, she looked down and snarled at me then gave me a naughty smile that freaked me out, geesh I was only 15 and she was 28 and a woman, she embarrassed me to death, I was a good boy from then on in :-)
from zencelt :
Fuck. It's that bad. As much as I talk about Sully, I think its time I cowgirled up and stood up for the and his sister. How can his sister rely on him, if he can't rely on us?
from bluemeany :
Dammit. That sucks. I don't even know what else to say.
from bluemeany :
See? Sometimes it's GOOD to be see-through! And we all know that it's good to be "extremely opinionated" from time to time ...
from bluemeany :
That is some craziness! Man, can ANYBODY be defined as "normal" these days?
from bluemeany :
Girl, I am telling you -- that dude's BUTT had more muscularity than my entire BODY. And I would totally take a picture of the way my legs currently look (the injury happened after that pic was taken), and you would probably cry if you saw it. By the way, I've been reading your entries; I just never really have much input to give on your whole situation, so I don't comment much. But I still love you!
from grimshawn :
I can see it now, Pam...You wearing an eye patch and snarling at a lone female student, "Ye best be believin' in student problems, missy - yer in one!" Arrrgh... Shawn
from captainron :
One of the many special things abotu you (and there are many) it that you have no idea how special you really are. I knew it from the first time I read your stuff here. I know it even more now. You make people think, you make people laugh and most important, you make people care. A very special person. Happy Monday.
from curiouoso :
Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed the pictures. If you ever come down this way I'll give you a ride on the bike. Significant other doesn't ride and is always saying it's OK to find other riders. Take care, Curiouoso*
from batten :
You can come and hang out with me. I don't matchmake nor do I expect you to be anything other than yourself happy or unhappy with the single thing. I can show how to make the most of your single-ness, if you want. Hang in there and I'm really glad you're taking time for yourself. Love you. Huge big gygundous hug. -me
from wildrosie :
You have an absolute heart of gold Six, and I know that you are capable of making the supreme sacrifice in order to spare your cohorts immense pain later down the road. If I were closer, I'd help with the onerous task of eating all of the crab dip. But I am sure that Zen will endeavour to do her best to help you. Now my only question is, how will YOU two get past your addiction? Heh heh heh ~Rosie~
from eastportgrrl :
Ill come over and help with the crab dip. If it's blowing on Saturday I'll need the extra weight. :-)
from zencelt :
That was so mean. Mentioning crab dip and me being 1.5 days away from IT. If you think The Bar is getting any, you are much mistaken. Bwaaaa.
from zencelt :
And the universes align... Hot men are such a boon to our egos, aren't they? Thanks for the note BTW. I'll be bringing down my sneakers and running pants from now on.
from bluemeany :
Hey, strange penis is better than NO penis. You know it's true!
from zencelt :
Rollin', rollin', rollin'...
from curiouoso :
I/m pissed, you heartless cruel woman! You never even tried to steal me or my heart! Damn, it's not fair. Curiouoso*
from bluemeany :
That was awesome! Wanna write some letters to MY co-workers?
from candoor :
I usually read a diary before noting, but for some reason I noted first here... probably because a lot of my favorites are listed in your profile... now if the computer doesn't crash (it's nearing the wall), I shall get over to your diary (as if that's some sort of grand thing for you, huh? :)
from zencelt :
Sometimes we believe things about ourselves that are lies, because our emotions get out of hand in stressful circumstances. It will pass, because it is not true.
from curiouoso :
Now, now, I don't believe that you really meant that, "I was pretty fucking easily discarded and replaced by someone other than myself." You sound like you were disappointed today and that brought on this feeling. I'm sure you will still be a fine person next week, next year, etc. So please don't get that "I'm a loser, my fault, take it out on everyone feeling." People should be so lucky to actually know you and be your friend. More unsolicited unwanted advice, Curiouoso* P.S. you can just leave me a note and say "Butt out! Asshole". I'll understand.
from bluemeany :
Y'know, I have been "that girl" for AGES. It's worked out GREAT!
from bluemeany :
Haha! Thank you for recognizing my carbohydrate-related needs! Your talking about Chinese food will probably have me dreaming of eggrolls before long ...
from bluemeany :
Rock on witcha introspective self! Sully's party sounds like it was a total blast -- glad you got to have another fun party night. I hope you're feeling beautiful today!
from bluemeany :
Sounds like a kickass time! Happy b-day to Sully, and have a loverley rest-of-weekend. :)
from grimshawn :
Thanks Pam. Today was better. I appreciate the offer on the resume...When I left the Air Force, we were required to attend a resume writing seminar. Though I thought it was a waste of time then, it taught me much.
from skibigsky :
2000 miles away, and we are doing the same thing - making accomdations for students, researchers, etc., while watching our physician's assistant student, and our public health students go off to fulfill their service obligations. It's amazing how the holes made by our students leaving will be filled by the other coming. Weird, really. But like you say, it's a good feeling to know that we can do something.
from wildrosie :
I'll bet you can't wait to see Sully's face when he opens his package! And even if this place of clarity and strength doesn't last through your next PMS round, you know we'll all be here to listen and send you Zen hugs!~Rosie~
from zencelt :
Oh my god I am so fucking jealous!!! Feel free to drunk dial me.
from zencelt :
I love how your dad calls porn a love story, and your mom calls a blow up dolll a love doll.
from bluemeany :
Your mom and dad are so funny! I just got Husband a book about porn stars for our anniversary ... but that's a little different, I guess. I'm glad you're feeling so much better; just think, it's only been a short time and already you're doing this well -- imagine how AWESOME you'll be feeling by the time I come visit to go Assholin' with ya!
from hissandtell :
Um, darling, I hate to be a sourpussy fussbudgety old wet blankie, but NOTHING looks as good as Sean Bean (aka "The Thinking Woman's Crumpet"). Oink, drool and double whoosh. Love, R xxx
from bluemeany :
Where does Sully work? Can we get Husband a job there? Because he is the worst phone-talker EVER. Even his laugh ("Ha!" -- silence) is barely verbal.
from zencelt :
Oh that little asshole!
from bluemeany :
"Turdtastic and the Amazing Shitting Machine" would be a fantastic name for a really nasty rock band. You lush!
from hissandtell :
You wound up *sandwiched*? Well, gracious! Yum! Love, R xxx
from curiouoso :
Thanks for the well wishes. You know I think good thoughts for you regularly. You were one of my first readers and first read. As you read it's a bit streesful around here right now with Amy's desire to go back to California, and my getting a decent position at the same time her transfer back was tentatively approved. Things will work out for us, and I'm sure for you, even thogh maybe not the way you expected. While we've never met, I still think of you in "Friendly" terms, so so remember you've got extra good wishes coming your way regularly. Later, Curiouoso*
from bluemeany :
Hey, the notes page didn't take eight eons to load! Cool! Also apparently cool: pictures of puke. I'm glad you had a great time; you SO deserved it. Prepare for another great time somewhere around January/February, k? I'm buying!
from bluemeany :
Hey, I would walk around and throw things with you any day, a'ight? You are so strong, you and your fellow Assholians, and you all inspire me. Especially because you're "a boozer"!
from bluemeany :
I want your butt, too. And tell Sully that if I was there, I would totally be his birthday stripper -- if only because I used to have a gigantic crush on "Sully" from "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman." Shut up.
from eastportgrrl :
Friday sounds goos unless I do the Friday night tutorial for a J24.
from bluemeany :
I'm just picturing an actual "snooze" up your actual "ass." It's pretty funny; you should try it!
from eastportgrrl :
hey! If you are ever in the mood or in need for a during the week happy hour. Give me a ring or an email! I think I am going to dress up Thursday(or at least not be such a slob) and go out in Canton or Brewer's Art!
from curiouoso :
If you mix bad habits and Hobbits you get a bunch of the worlds worst dressed, short fat nuns. Don't even consider joining a nunnery like that. Reading your notes, it's obvious lots of people care about you deeply. so keep your spirits up and don't join any wierd cults or get too depressed. Unsolicited advice as usual, Curiouoso*
from grimshawn :
And that is what you MUST remember, Pam...Remember to laugh...Even if you're crying inside.
from bluemeany :
I can think of a million things to say after reading that, but the only one I have the patience to type is: Passing out with your head on the bar sucks.
from eastportgrrl :
Exactly I am going to have a great weekend!!!! You have a great weekend too. Take care of yourself, if you ever want to go out, I will join you! Maybe the point?
from inacrumbling :
i hear you, sweetheart. hang in there.
from bluemeany :
You know, I really know how you feel, in more ways than I'm almost comfortable admitting. Love!
from arc-angel666 :
Hey Princess Six: As hard as it is to believe sometimes the best of things follows right after the worst of things happen. I know as terrible as things are in matters of the Heart, it looks as though the Sun is peeking over the dark Mountains to the East. The position of Wingman that the Dude mentioned to you is rather spectacular. First it is an awesome display of confidence. Because of qualifications they'll have to bring in another person. Unfortunately this person knows nothing of what's going on, or, of the people involved. The smart thing to do is bring someone they have confidence in(the Wingman) that can and will run things smoothly. This wingman will ensure the proper procedures are followed but the most impotant part of this position is this person will institute her way of thinking into the program via the new guy, after all you will direct the operation until she is capable of doing so. You will get more money a feather in your cap from all involved but the absolute best thing is you can show everyone that you can run the show, it will fit nicely into your future resume. Sweetie your heart will heal and once you feel better trust me on this there will be a line of suitors wrapped around your block and beating on your door...now remember I'm the guy with the long hair and two different colored eyes that second in line :-)
from augustdreams :
Thank you so much for the kind words, and for taking the time to send them to me. I'm so sorry that you're hurting right now and I want you to know I'm thinking of you. Your entry looking back at different times in your life was beautiful. I loved that peek into the different stages of your life. You're a very talented writer. As Jenn told me the other night, sometimes all you can do is tie a knot and hang on. And always remember how many people you have to catch you, and help you climb back up, whenever you fall.
from bluemeany :
Well, yay for the better job! As for the necessary fly in your proverbial lemonade, just know that I am completely feeling your pain, and can't wait to get home and head up to MD so I can buy you strong drinks.
from bluemeany :
Okay, I left you a note when I read this post earlier, and it's not here now, which is fucked up. But that's okay, because I just read you previous post, and all I can really say is, Wow. That was so very wow.
from grimshawn :
Your writing is inspired...And makes me jealous.
from arc-angel666 :
Sweetheart that was abolutely your best piece. I loved it. Honey you took me back a million years. Thanks for the memories. I haven't been moved like that in a long while.
from hissandtell :
Beautifully moving and evocative piece, woozels. Summers past - the music, the tanning oil, the short shorts and halter tops and ponytails and boys in sports cars and walking everywhere and beachy smells and endless optimism about what was ahead and searching for a lounge lizard just like Don, always Don - oh, sigh. The sad part, of course, is that even Don doesn't look like Don anymore. Enjoy the rain, sweetie. Love, R xxx
from zencelt :
Ya know, I didn't think about Sully. I forget that he does something other than work sometimes. Heh, heh. Yeah, instant, temporary PWP.
from eastportgrrl :
Happy Belated Birthday!!!!!! Sorry I wasn't there. we will get together soon!
from janie12975 :
Thanks for the welcome back. Just caught up some with your entries. (((hugs)))
from hissandtell :
Happy Birthday, darling. I hope you have a wonderful, drunken year filled up to pussy's bow with friends, love and whatever makes you happiest. Smooches, R xxx
from janie12975 :
Happy Birthday! I hope you have an awesome day.
from grimshawn :
Happy Birthday! Enjoy the drunken revelry...If anyone deserves it...It's you!
from arc-angel666 :
Damn I meant Weasels not Seasels, you must be having a great time Honeybunny, I got a contact drunk from your phone call..Yeah Baby!
from arc-angel666 :
A birthday song to Princess Six Seasels: Happy Birthday to you/So get drunk and don't be blue/ Happy Birthday dear Sixweasels/heres wishing someone we both know gets the Measles/I hope tonight there's song and fun with all your Dandies/Cause went I get there to celebrate your birthday on my head I'll wear your panties/We'll celebrate your birthday when I arrive in september I'll just drop in a say HELLO/ We'll dance, and drinking hug and kiss then all of us will wrestle in Jello....the end Happy Birthday Sweetheart, when I do arrive I'll have a present for you surrounded by a big red bow...Honey I look great in red ;-)
from marlen816 :
Happy Birthday - in case I am not online tomorrow. ((Hugs))
from wildrosie :
Well, first off, Happy Birthday, since I will probably be too gone tomorrow to remember to tell you. Second, while getting back into the dating game is dismal at times, there is something to be said for chance to completely open up to the changes in your life and embrace them and run with them. Been doing it for a year and a half now, and it has its good moments. (And I've got ten years on you!) But you ARE talking, and that is half the battle. I'll raise a toast to you tomorrow darlin'! Hugs, ~Rosie~
from bluemeany :
Okay, since you'll be too hung over to hear/read it tomorrow: HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!! WOOOOO HOOOOO!
from bluemeany :
Hey, that was a great entry; it really made me think. I've been wanting to ask Husband that question for a long time, but he's very good at avoiding Talks -- I'm sure you know how that goes! I'm keeping you and Chris in my thoughts and prayers; I really hope things work out exactly the way they're supposed to.
from grimshawn :
I started dating again at age 30...I won't lie...It sucks ass - But there is a good side to it. After being married - you realize how stupid people are when they want to be with the opposite or same sex. They act like morons. Still - the boat isn't sunk yet, dear. Just keep bailing the water out.
from arc-angel666 :
Damn Honeybunny you sound a lot better. And Fuck-ity fuck (I'm not sure I'm quoting it right) doesn't sound that bad :-). I know dating sounds weird especially if you haven't done it in a while, but actually it can be fun. I know this might be a bit early, but should you decide to date, would it be okay if I added my name to your possible suitors list? :-) I am glad your feeling better and I hope it continues. Your very special and deserve a very special life.
from bluemeany :
Hey, you are the most rockingest fuckin' fucker around! And don't you forget it!
from bluemeany :
Heh heh. You said "butt." Heh heh.
from grimshawn :
Every once in a while it would be nice to just wake up and walk through the day with shit for brains. -- George W. does it all the time! Hey kiddo! Keep it up, you're doing fine. I have never been to a therapist or shrink...I find that I actually LIKE to talk about myself - which seems to drive others a bit batty.
from arc-angel666 :
I'm glad you made it through the first day. It seems you learned a little more about yourself, which is the point of all this. Its nice every now and again to reintroduce yourself to you and it really doesn't hurt all that much. Wish you all the luck in the world, you being as sweet as you are you certainly deserve it :-)
from awittykitty :
Glad it went okay today. I was really hoping for a major spraying of freak-b-gone on your poor unsuspecting shrink, but now there's more left for my appointment tomorrow. Whee! P.S. I think you did great. ;-)
from zencelt :
Just remember, shrinks are assholes too. And they are not doctors. They are freaks who have found a way not to be so freakish anymore and want to share their good fortune with the masses. Thanks for the belly laugh this morning!
from awittykitty :
I've been stockpiling Freak-B-Gone for years. And if my shrink says EVEN ONE MORE disagreeable thing to me, out it will come!! Pfffffffftt! And all that will be left of him will be his laptop and glasses. LOL. p.s. you'll do great! :-)
from bluemeany :
Don't be scared! I saw my first shrink when I was 16 -- it's not that bad a-tall. Smooch!
from zencelt :
Ti ti ti ti ti titty Ti ti ti ti titty ..
from hissandtell :
Daling, try to think about Nietzsche's "love of fate" - whatever happens, tell yourself, "This is what I need." And then continue to bring love - and not discouragement - to the moment, and when you find yourself at the other side of it, you'll find that you have all that you need. love, R xxx
from bluemeany :
That's right, dahlin' ... embrace the present. The future's nothing but a figment of your imagination.
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Honey: I just read your last entry. First let me say...You ain't broken! Your going through a real tough situation, things will work out. Now as far as you being broken I doubt I have ever hear anything so wrong. You are far from broken, actually the words near perfect comes to mind. You have a brilliant mind, a lovely heart, a kind soul, a sweet disposition, your a lot of fun AND your good looking and rather smoking Hot I imagine. OH I forgot and your a Princess too :-) Your going through a very rough stretch right now, but once again your doing the right thing, your working through it. Sad and tough things hurt. And the thing is because you are hurting proves in fact that you aren't broken, everything is working the way it should. Your operating according to how things are. A lot of folks would run away or wouldn't do anything because its painful and they don't want to feel that. But your sticking in there and working through it. I might be wrong but that doesn't sound like someone who's broken to me. Your one of my favorite people and it saddens me to think your hurting, but I'm also proud of you for doing what your doing. Love is worth it. Honey it'll all work out.
from eastportgrrl :
That was an amazing entry!! Big hug! We need to get together soon!
from hissandtell :
Well, thank goddess for quick thinking is all I can say. Remember that Urban Legend about the black widow spider that made a nest in the woman's hair in her bouffant bun that she never took out or combed? And when the spider-babies hatched they burrowed into her head and ate her brain? Well, your ponytail might have given the "beehive" style a (w)hole new meaning, honey. Love, R xxx
from zencelt :
You did beter than me. I threw up in my car when I made the call. Never shared that tidbit, did I? Congrats. It was an extrordinarily brave thing to do. (Huge hugs)
from hissandtell :
Now I'm laughing over witty's comment. Darling, I truly believe you've done something wonderfully empowering by making the call. Truly, I think I understand your hesitation and dreadful inability to admit that you can use help. Without outside help - which I had always, always scorned and dismissed, even when recommending it to others - I would not have recovered from the horrors of my last job. Just lie back and let things wash over you for a while - toss things up in the air and see where they land, and let someone else pick up the pieces and help you put them back together. And now I shall be off - that's more than enough mixed metaphors for one note. Much love, R xxx
from awittykitty :
Oh my dear, I know you didn't mean for it to be funny, but I cracked up when I read that you were calling a shrink thinking he might come prowl around your house in a hockey mask. I think its usually the other way around. Its US, the patients, who do things like that. Shrinks are there to tell us NOT to do that. I could just see MY shrink prowling around, tripping over my cat and such. I would probably be laughing so hard, I'd be cured. You will do fine. Promise. ;-)
from bluemeany :
So, wait -- are you saying you DON'T like titties? Because I think that guy had a really good point ...
from zencelt :
I'm so glad the wedding was nice, and gave you an opportunity to gather some more Stevie stories. Farting at the bridal table -- priceless!
from bluemeany :
I'm so proud of you for not losing it. If I had to go to a wedding right now ... I so wouldn't.
from thunderdave :
Considering how my life has taken a turn for the bizarre and worse the past couple days, I may just have to stop by The Bar and have 2 or 3 or 26 and tell ya all about it...
from curiouoso :
Shame on you, you remember this, right? Bill Withers - Lean on Me Lyrics Sometimes in our lives we all have pain We all have sorrow But if we are wise We know that there's always tomorrow Lean on me, when you're not strong And I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on For it won't be long 'Til I'm gonna need Somebody to lean on Please swallow your pride If I have things you need to borrow For no one can fill those of your needs That you don't let show Lean on me, when you're not strong And I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on For it won't be long 'Til I'm gonna need Somebody to lean on If there is a load you have to bear That you can't carry I'm right up the road I'll share your load If you just call me So just call on me brother, when you need a hand We all need somebody to lean on I just might have a problem that you'd understand We all need somebody to lean on Lean on me when you're not strong And I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on For it won't be long Till I'm gonna need Somebody to lean on Curiouoso*
from bluemeany :
Hey lovey, I'm glad you're feeling better. I'm always here for you in cyberspace, and in another six months or so, we will celebrate our survival by getting bombed. Which will rock.
from awittykitty :
Finding a good therapist is really important. Even though I complain about mine a lot, he really has saved my life over the last ten years. Good luck. I know you'll do well.
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Sweetie: Between You and the Meany my Heart has hurt all day. But from the sound of things You and Chris are headed in the right direction. Honey the way you and Chris are going about this sounds nearly perfect. Its a funny thing, folks that start at the beginning for a second time usually come away from the experience deeper in Love. They sometimes find the people they were so attracted to in the beginning of the relationship. They rediscover all those lovely parts of each other that seem to have gotten lost or misplaced. Honeybunny I have a really good feeling about this. There's nothing like falling in Love all over again. I'm thinkin good thoughts for You and Chris. Love Ya Six
from zencelt :
That therapist sounded pretty cool. If she offers up info without being a douche and seems compassionate and assholish, it may just be a good fit. Good luck!
from bluemeany :
Oy. Would you like to cyber-share a vat of Ben & Jerry's finest, and maybe a few bottles of wine? I'll bring the case of Kleenex.
from hissandtell :
Sweet woozels, I can't offer any advice - but my heart is aching for you, and I want you to know I'm thinking of you and wish I could help. Love, R xxx
from grimshawn :
You both have support from the midwest! Any advice you need...Let me know. I've been through this..
from nacwolin :
{{Hugs}} - My heart hurts for you both and I will be praying for you both as you embark on this journey. You are very brave. If you need anything - if there is anything I can do (not sure what...), well, just let me know.
from zencelt :
Adjusting the bunny ears on the TV set to tune back into the regular asshole programming...
from batten :
Baby, you know you'll always have a home no matter where you wind up, because that's the kind of person you are. Just like me and Zen and H. You're not alone. We're here. I know we're not the ones you really want to be there for you (we're not Chris) but we're here anyway. He'll come around. It takes time. Try to be kind to yourself between now and then. Just hang in there. We love you. Big huge gygundous hug -J
from bluemeany :
Now wait just a minute! You must know that if drunken crackhead Veronica fails you, I TOTALLY have your back. And I'm, like, trained to kill. So there, feel better! :)
from grimshawn :
I'm out of it for a couple of days and what happens?? Wish I could give you advice, but I barely know who I am anymore to do so. All of the caring souls who have written before me on this subject seem to have said the right bits. But the most important - Stay true to yourself. Once you lose that, you lose it all. We are close to the same age, Pam...When Tara and I get into our "icky" moments, I just figure I'm too damn old to be angry and just wait it out. Crap...I'm giving advice. Hang in there toots!!
from wildrosie :
Ah, would that I knew you better darlin', then again, for your sake maybe it's better so, since you don't have to put up with me dishing out unsolicited advice! But I will say that even though things are tough right now, I believe that you have the insight and the strength to get through it. I do wish the very best for you and your love. Hugs ~Rosie~
from bluemeany :
I love you, Pam! Your sadness almost made me cry -- even more so because I was listening to Joni Mitchell while I was reading. (DO NOT listen to Joni Mitchell while you are sad!)
from eastportgrrl :
Hey! BIG HUG!!!!! If you want some down time out of town, give me a call.
from zencelt :
No matter the outcome, you two are making me proud. You are great role models for the yet to be married.
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Sweetheart: Is there anything I can do? You name it you've got it. If you'd like to talk I'm a good listener. Email me and I'll send you my phone number. I caught one of those new viruses so my computer is down for the moment but I'm using the production company's computer, I'll check my mail periodically. I have great big shoulders and you can lay your head on them anytime you like. Everything will be alright as long as you stay a part of whats going on, the two of you can and will work this out. I Love ya Princess Six
from hissandtell :
Little steps, and stay true to yourself. You can do anything you need to do, darling. Love, R xxx
from curiouoso :
It might be tough but it definately sounds like things will turn in time. Amy and I have had those periods, but when we got married, we both decided it is too easy to say, "I can't do this-live with this-put up with this, anymore" and then hop a long to another same old - same old relationship. We wrote it in "stone" so to speak, that this was it. No easy way out, just the fixing when/where neccessary. I'm sure you'll be stronger in the end. I sympathize with Chris. I'm the anti-social need my privacy one. I force myself to go to her work parties, etc. and usually make a good time of it. Good luck, Curiouoso*
from zencelt :
(Hugging and crying with you and the mister...) I love you both a hell of a lot.
from awittykitty :
Having an impartial third party such as a therapist always helps, because sometimes you say stuff and you don't even realize that you felt that way. Good luck!!
from bluemeany :
You rock on with your non-frivolously-spent money! I am totally the same way, so I can feel your elation as if it were my own :)
from awittykitty :
I think the definition of writer's block is the inability to write anything...but you, my dear, write something every single day in sixweasels, so none of this needing laxative thing. You're fine...and better than most. :-)
from bluemeany :
You're awesome. I've never been very good at Bullshittery, mainly because it takes me FOREVER to think of how I really want to say things. I swear, I re-read everything I write a jillion times, just changing changing changing.
from eastportgrrl :
hi!!! I know I need to get it today.... I'll be back on Sunday and hope to see you and Zen very soon.
from zencelt :
Just hugs ((()))
from bluemeany :
Hey, "redneck" is the new "classy;" haven't you heard? And I will keep Chris and your friends in my thoughts and prayers ... man, between you and Zen, God's gonna be busy, huh?
from zencelt :
Oh my gosh! That's a wonderful idea! I was so set on being an actual practitioner, I never thought of doing some sort of educational/outreach form of work. Thanks.
from bluemeany :
Ewww, humidity. That is the one thing gloriously lacking from our weather. Frizz-a-licious!
from lotabug :
I haven't left a comment in ages it seems... So, how's it going with the Queen of Assholia?
from bluemeany :
I think all "family" amusement parks are like that -- the place itself might be G-rated, but you feel the need to cover small children's eyes to protect them from the people. But still --entertainment value = 10!
from bluemeany :
I love how kids' minds work! And I equally love that you shared the name "Mr. Late Slow Slowpoke" with us. Beautiful!
from grimshawn :
Wow...Isn't it funny how we can mourn the strangest things! I, too, have an affinity towards the removal of landscaping that has been around for years. It saddens me when I see "modern" development tear down an area I would once go to for solace. That doesn't mean I'm a tree hugger...I just dislike change. Good for Chris on not smoking (he says as he takes a drag off of his cig).
from arc-angel666 :
Thanks for the concern Sweetheart, but honestly I'm pretty safe in the water, its on land I get in trouble lol. That feeling is back the electric thingy and everytime I look to the Southeast I see this dark mass...they told us today there's another storm brewing, this one might hit a little further North and that's not too bueno :-( It sounds as though you had a rocking good time from Thursday through Monday (okay except for the serious hang over) I really am excited about coming to Assholia! I'll bring presents for You and The Dad...(Al's (Ian)photo signed to the both of you one each). I am dying to see you guys in person. Honestly I'm sure I be like a kid in the candy store surrounded by sweets, You, Zen, Batten and East Port Gurl Please be warned and tell the others I have a huge sweet tooth :-)
from bluemeany :
I dunno about bribing doctors with booze, but I hear they really like a good lap dance. [wink]
from grimshawn :
YOU SUCK!! Ah well, chalk it up to a grand experience you'll be chatting about for years to come. It's a pity I don't know anyone else in your neck of the woods...I keep getting this visual image of "the bar"...Pretty much reminds me of some of the bars here in the outskirts of corn country...
from bunny828 :
Ok, I'm jealous! I put together a CD for my hubby last weekend that included some of my favorites from the 80s and Asia was on there. That's so cool that you were hanging with the band. Very cool.
from bluemeany :
You guys so totally rock. Here's to the rest of your weekend continuing with the rockingness!
from bluemeany :
That sucks so badly about all of the medical happenings. You and your family will be in my thoughts/prayers. Also I will send you Toby Keith (in jpeg form) to comfort you as only he can!
from grimshawn :
Enjoy the band! I have fond memories of listening to Asia as a young teen. And censorship sucks.
from grimshawn :
Enjoy the band! I have fond memories of listening to Asia as a young teen. And censorship sucks.
from arc-angel666 :
Honeybunny welcome to my world. I'm not sure if you will recall the little Rat tech writer that exposed some of my stuff here at Dland to our Executive Producer and Supervising writer. Fortunately it worked out in my favor. Honestly I doubt someone here, our friends would ever do anything like that, but there is always that chance someone might stumble onto Dland. The Rat over heard some of us talking about Dland then peeked over our shoulders one day while we were enjoy a few entries on the production computer. Once he knew my dland name it was history. I think all of us at one time or another have said things we shouldn't. A friend told me he googled and found a statement made by me (he knew my screen name)in which I talked about taking Peyote and talking to a deer named Bob lol.. Now if some one wanted they could take that out of context and make it alot more than it is. I worry everyday someone will evenually find out I'm Brad Pitt :-)
from bluemeany :
Awww ... man, censoring sucks booty. That's the one good (?) thing about the Army -- they can't "fire" you for anything as retarded as writing a blog unless you're writing something that threatens security, or whatever. But ew, ew, ew, yuck for paranoia. Blech. (Side note: The most fucking ANNOYING banners always keep flashy-flashing on the page whenever I go to write someone a note. It makes me lose my train of thought, which is constantly derailing itself on its OWN! Stupid flashying banners! Rrrgh.)
from hissandtell :
Hi, woozel-baby. Well, I can't think of anything better at the moment than sitting around watching "Deadwood" with my friends - the second series is about to air here in mid-July and the DVDs for season one are being released at the end of the month - I've pre-ordered mine! I recall your beloved Al fondly from the English horror films I wasted much of my youth watching at midnight-to-dawn horrorthons with my friends, and in "If It's Tuesday, it Must Be Belgium" (one of my favourite films ever!), so it's rather wonderful to see him on the screen as saggy-faced evil incarnate. (But yeah, I'd do him - and that Cy and Seth and Dan too - as long as Dan wore his little tie and took a shower first...) Much love, R xxx
from bluemeany :
Nice! And props to you for giving the poor food-service-slaves some love. I've met very few who are genuinely lazy, during my restaurant hostess/waitress days. Picky, pushy, rude food snobs make me want to push them out of the restaurant and make them go beg for food on the corner.
from grimshawn :
Pregnancy SUCKS! Take it froma guy who has dealt with it on the other side many times and with different women. And I'm not talking about beauty or weight reference here...They complain about the baby being everywhere, the way they can't sleep in a certain position, the way they have to waddle towards the end...Yes, it can be a moving experience, but that all seems to go out the window when, during the last week, all they want is for IT TO GET OUT!! And when the baby comes...They blame the poor male standing next to them trying to give them comfort. Yeah, talk about after the squeezing...Oven Time is just not pretty.
from bluemeany :
"Squickier" is the most fucking awesome word I've heard in like, a week. I completely understood what it meant, too!
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Six: Yeah, talkin God with some folks is risky especially on a set. At the moment I'm hiding, as I look out of my hotel window I see some of them gathering sticks and drift wood on the beach. I believe there maybe a heretic burning at the stake tomorrow and I maybe the main entre lol. Its funny no matter how many times I say I believe in a God/Designer and that I'm a spiritual man they don't hear it or state I believe in the wrong kind of God, so much for religious tolerance lol. After tomorrow I will update on our debate....finally a few of the opposing side are seeing there are other possiblities of a God other than the one in the Bible and he may in fact not have a flowing beard or looking like Moses lol. Party Nazi's I love it! Just think of all the crap i could start at L's and K's party. I am quite capable of insighting a riot with one of my off road topics, of course I wouldn't its more fun on the sets that way they can go on and on :-)
from bluemeany :
At least before L left, she made sure everyone knew you had boobs. That's a nice way for anyone to go out.
from lotabug :
Nicely done, my friend... ;-b
from sixweasels :
Note to self: When trying to leave a message for Zen, make sure you're in the right place. The message below was something I thought I was writing in HER notes, which is why it makes no sense here. Oh well, at least I didn't leave it in the notes of someone who has no inclination towards big ugly men or assholes, and who would therefore think I'm insane.
from sixweasels :
Sorry, but I don't buy that theory on the Big Ugly Men. They are just as likely or unlikely to be an unavailable asshole as any other type of man. How many traditionally "hot" guys do I know who are assholes? How many "geeky looking guys?" How many pretty boys? How many rednecks? How many rich, clean-cut yuppies? Just as many as big bald ugly ones. Assholes come in all shapes and sizes, as do good people. And honestly, once you break the shell of the kind of guy you find yourself attracted too, what is there at least seems to be the real deal, good or bad.
from bluemeany :
I think it's swell that we both had spontaneous combustion on our minds today. There must be a full moon or something ...
from hissandtell :
You have boobs? And someone noticed? Excellent progress, darling. In my last workplace (where women outnumbered men by 5 to 1) it was customary to greet fellow (female) staff with, "Good morning - and may I say, your bosoms are looking particularly stunning today." Of course, the airconditioning was always turned down to "freeze-your-nuts-off" cold, which may have contributed somewhat to our astoundingly promininent bosomy-qualities. Much love, R xxx
from lotabug :
Hey, creepy ain't bad. I'm sure if she saw my scars she be like "EEEEEWWWWWWW!!"
from bluemeany :
I got an 80-decibel boob comment once too ... my face got so red, bystanders must have thought every blood vessel in my cheeks had spontaneously burst. Yep, good ol' workplace humor!
from lotabug :
Aww, man! I want a new couch and puppies to cuddle. It's just not fair. :-b
from bluemeany :
You and your morning exercise! What are you trying to do, make me look bad? Seriously, I am in awe of your hard-core fitness-motivation skillz.
from arc-angel666 :
A HAT TOSS! Oh GOODY!....beats the hell out of a grenade toss lol. I'll take experience over degrees anytime. Its funny, you go to school, like in the Army they are preparing you for life and death situations, you train, drill, over and over again...then you get in country and they tell you forget all that shit and pay attention to your On The Job Training it will save your life lol, so much for school. Honeybunny education is terrific and it will prepare you but it will never replace experience. Now can you do this? If so, shut up and toss your hat in the ring. Put it on Rock and Roll (selector switch on an automatic weapon), Honey your LOCK and COCKED and READY TO ROCK...You were born for this now go get some :-)
from bluemeany :
Oh what fantastic props he gave you!! I bet you'd kick that job's ass. What are you waiting for, go do some celebratory shots!!
from batten :
You could so totally do it. You'd be amazing as boss. Hell, you have top shelf experience beign a ringleader already. There are those of us who know and love you who would follow you to the gates of hell and back. Why not work? It would be a total ass-buster but you'd have even more credibility and experience than the outsiders. I'm rooting for you, babe. Just don't let them take over your life. We work to live, not live to work. Career is good. Living is better. Whatever you decide, I know it will be the right thing. Love you madly. Huge nig hugs and much squee!!!! -J
from zencelt :
Wow. I think it may be time to get over the worthless waste of time educational hurdle and consider yourself a pioneer of Directors without assinine degrees, but who are respected and kick ass at what the job entails. Just my three cents. I wish I enjoyed and were as good at what I do as much as you. Things to think about...
from arc-angel666 :
Just curious, what's a Goose Fix? Is there a flock of wild Geese that extend their necks and use their semi rounded beaks to correct and straighten the postures of those causally strolling the beach?
from arc-angel666 :
Just curious, what's a Goose Fix? Is there a flock of wild Geese that extend their necks and use their semi rounded beaks to correct and straighten the postures of those causally strolling the beach?
from eastportgrrl :
Yeah you're post was a little snarky but the truth can be a little snarky.... I would still have warned Terminator.
from bluemeany :
Totally get you on the unhappy single women thing. Which is why I tell Husband not to go out to the bars in our (military-dominated) town while all the soldiers are deployed and their wives are sitting home bored.
from zencelt :
I think I found a new career! Bouncing trance girl. If those blue men can earn money just by being blue, certainly I can earn money by bouncing.
from bluemeany :
I think S should be locked in a room with my bosses and they can kill each other slowly with glares and fucked up logic.
from bluemeany :
Good luck on the job and possible surgical decision and the general insanity that seems to be your life! I'm rooting for you!
from zencelt :
Hey! I got my first Google. Barrilla+pasta+Italy+commercial. I think I wrote about that sexy commercial last year. The one with the chef, and Mario Boccelli singing in the background. Too funny.
from awittykitty :
Geesh, I got so scared reading about the Killer Hillbilly guy I went over and checked to make sure my door was locked. Don't give him any bus tickets to NY, ok?? (shiver)
from bluemeany :
Kick those Boys' ass if they won't keep you in the loop! Girl Power! (Har.)
from grimshawn :
Tara and I are thinking about Orlando this October...Can Mickey stand East coast and Midwest Asshooligans at the same time?
from zencelt :
Ooooh! Give R a huge hug and kiss for me!
from grimshawn :
The same thing happened to me while in the Air Force. I had a supervisor who loved having power over others...He yelled at me, constantly gave me the "crap" duties, and never had a decent thing to say to me...Until I had two weeks left. I remember he and I were sitting in the office as I was finishing up a detail and I heard him sigh behind me. I asked him what was wrong and he only shook his head and said, "I have no idea what the hell I'm going to do when you're gone." That was it, but it meant quite a bit. He even showed up at my farewell party to say goodbye. Just goes to show...You just never know what to expect from assholes.
from lotabug :
Well, m'dear, I'm sorry to hear that you having such a rough go of it at work. At the very least he did confide in you before he left, which is very cool...
from bunny828 :
Sorry to hear about your possible future. I'm going through something similar at work. So you thought about chinchillas? My daughter initially had ferrets on her mind. I just couldn't say yes. I think they look cute, but the teeth, the smell ... sorry. She then moved on to birds, which I think the cats would have loved, but I vetoed that to. Bad Mommy. I kept wondering why cats was not enough. Such is life.
from zencelt :
Who would have though that Superboss leaving would be a bad thing? Crap. Maybe a surprise opportunity will come up for you and or the Terminator.
from awittykitty :
Bush and the Republicans are just pissed off because they can't figure out how to TAX weed. I also think Donald Rumsfeld smokes it and dances naked in front of the mirror to Wagner, but that's just me).
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Six: Hmmmmmm Princess Dingleberry....nope it doesn't have the same ring as Princess Sixweasels lol. I love those kind of rain storms you described, big warm drops, bright lightning and lots of thunder, I sleep really well while its raining. I have a cousin like yours, a serious cheap skate but he's family so we have to keep him. Brittany Spears!!!!!! She is the scarist person on the face earth. I have a theory! Get a photo of her and place it next to a photo of Judy Garland's kid Lizza Minelli....I believe L. Minelli is Brittany Spears Mother, look at their eyes, they are identical. If you want to know what Brittany is going to look like in 25 years just look at Minelli. YIKES!
from zencelt :
Oh, I forgot about the three shots. Hmmm. Yes, on top of the stress load, it may have been the six drinks, which equal twelve at any other bar.
from lotabug :
K sounds like such a sweetheart. I know how hard it is to fire someone you like, even though you didn't actualy do the firing. I had to fire someone last year, over the phone no less, 'cause our GM wanted her gone and he is her husband's best friend and couldn't do it himself. Fun, huh? Hopefully you and K will be able to have some fun before she leaves. :)
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Six: That's funny, I wasn't aware the Castle had resident Weenie Waggers lol. I promise Princess Six I shant show Princess Zen Rocky unless invited. But I must insist on several hours notice before The Glory of Rocky (my Manhood) fills the hallowed halls of Castle Assholia. Rocky is every bit the Actor as I am. We insist on proper lighting, hair, Makeup and must have a walk through of the set. Now should this situation arise (no pun intented) is this to be a quest appearance or a command performance? Should it be the latter Rocky and I shall go into training. We promise to bring our best techuique to the stage. Will we be performing in front of an audience? If so that shouldn't be a problem, once upon a time Rocky during his teenage years suffered from stage fright and he'd freeze up. His muscles would tense up, I swear he'd get stiff as a board. He'd be a bundle of nerves then he'd convolse and throw up, but he never quit. He has matured and he's quite capable of performing a morning, 2 matinees, late afternoon and a grand evening performance. LOL! Rocky is quite a cocky fellow :-)
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Six: I need your help, I not quite clear on the Lyrics here. You said if you have a Willy, don't show it to Zen unless she ask. What exactly does that mean?
from gnomad :
*screaming laughter* "making your Momma barf burned wretched asscake on her birthday is just mean" is the freakin' COOLEST THING I have EVER seen written, ANYWHERE. It caught me so off guard I literally screamed with laughter. I'm still not over it. I'm still laughing.
from zencelt :
Yeah. All The Bar needs is more assholes. Assholes sitting on top of assholes.
from awittykitty :
I love infiltrating the upper echelon of yuppiedom with their Passats, MACS and everpresent Starbuck cups. I mean, I like to make fun of them, but you know, secretly I really want to "join the club", so to speak.... just don't tell anyone, ok?
from zencelt :
Oh God, I can't believe you made me laugh! "How does she wipe her ass with those things..." ROFL!!!
from augustdreams :
Thanks, Six. That means a lot to me. *Many hugs to you and the weasels*
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Six: I only have a minute to write I'm meeting the crew soon. I had to write back you made me laugh this morning. I have a serious problem with cold water, I supposed I should say Rocky does. I am Very proud of Rocky he is in fact a very good soldier. he is trained in special ops, he's an incredible strike team and reactionary force member. He is ready at a moments notice, he has incredible stamina, he can fight the good fight a number of times in a single night. He is rather good looking, he is tall and extremely thick from tip to base, he has rather large head and is well muscled, he has a wonderful personality and is well liked. But like most things he has an Achilles Heel. First due to his size there are some places he can't go, well, all the way in anyways, and secondly cold water is his arch enemy, his Waterloo, his undoing. As I mention before he goes from Broad Sword to Cashew in 60 seconds lol.
from lotabug :
I'm so jealous. Not only do you get to fun and frolic with members of the Court of Assholia, but you get a 3 day weekend. I work every day this weekend. How have I fallen so far out of favor? :b Have fun for me!
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Six: Could you email me (celtic190@aol.com) I want to talk to you about something privately...thanks
from lotabug :
Little J is on to something for sure. The only real reasons to have guys around is to mow the lawn and kill bugs, right? ;)
from eastportgrrl :
Six, Portland ROCKS!!!! You would have so much of on Assholia good time there plus good food and good beer!
from zencelt :
When puppy first came home, she refused to go up stairs, refused to eat, and didn't move from her perch on the fireplace hearth for a week. I have to hand feed her! Can you imagine that? Keep up the good work. She can't help but thrive in your home.
from grimshawn :
If Chris is considering stomach stapling...Then you and I are in the same bad neighborhood with a full wallet and a flat tire. Tara is wanting it done...Is scheduled to meet with a Doc about it next month. Against my wishes. I'll give details, I'm sure in the diary. Good luck...'Yer not alone.
from awittykitty :
The first three days I had Guardcat, I couldn't find her in my apartment. I thought she had escaped somehow. But she was wedged up behind the piano. She did deposit a single poopie on the couch, despite having a box. She was so scary though, that I ALMOST gave her back to the people after about 10 days. But I was patient, and she's been a great pet. I've had her almost 6 years. I'm sure Sally'll do fine. Good luck!
from hissandtell :
Congratulations on the new addition to your family. I get all misty thinking about how thrilled Sally's going to be with her lot when she's settled into her wonderful new life with her very own humans. Love, R xxx
from awittykitty :
Thanks for saving Sally. Us kitties need a lot of love! ^..^
from lotabug :
I can't wait to see Sally. I'm sure she is gonna fit right in. :) I want a new kitty... I'm so jealous. :(
from grimshawn :
Being extraordinary in a group of individuals who strive to outdo the other is a tedious business. I was one of those "shining lights" during my college era. Yet, the light blinded me from the right path. I was so consumed by my little world I had created, that the real one came up and kicked me in the behind. Now, I see it from an older perspective and see the younglings at school act the way my old group once did. You cannot inform them of what is to come...Where am I going with this? I don't know. We live the lives we live and can look back in regret or with a proud visage. But at this point...Does it matter? You're a smart, funny, and very insightful woman...And I only know you from the pages of DLand. And I feel lucky just for that. PS - still working on book...Want to send to you chapter installments.
from zencelt :
You've been anything but an ordinary influence on my life. You saved me from a life of ignorance and tedium. And you will outshine them all when you're ready. People seek you out because there is much to learn from you in so many capacities. You radiate wisdom and empathy. You've only begun to share it. You'll see....
from lotabug :
I'm right there with you on this one. Those that are caught up in drama and the grand things, often miss the true wonders of this world because they are too busy to ever look down. Get your new kitty dammit!!!
from batten :
normal and sane in this world means that you are extraordinary. And you are brilliant. At being you. Uniquely you. that's what really counts. Big hug. -J
from zencelt :
Yay! A new kitty cat to torment!
from bluemeany :
Good luck with the loud new neighbors ... oh and I of course will attempt some TK ass-grabbing especially for you!
from batten :
Love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Hearing your voice was one of the best things today. Saturday maybe? Gimme holler when you know the sitch... I miss you like crazy. Huge big gygundous hug. -J
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Six: Welcome home. I too love Atlanta, also Savanna, their both beautiful. Georgia is beautiful and for the most part the folks are lovely. I was stationed at Fort Benning....OCS,Jump School and Whoah School(well part of it). I often wondered why there were so many women around the Post at payday lol? I'm glad this round of mail actually made it to your home. I'm wondering maybe the reason being JB the AB express mailed it to you. I send the first one through the Post Office, plus they may have check the photo tubes because of 9/11 and saw the signed posters and decided to keep them. Next time I'll send then in cardboard folders, lest conspicuious. I'm still having a hard time getting use to Zen calling me ugly...its a first...I had to surround myself with some of the pretty women here and have them brush my long hair and tell me I'm pretty lol. I agree with you its really alot of fun to meet Dlanders...I've met 3, 2 came to the set and had lunch with us and your right its like I had known them for years and years. Well time to sleep I've got a long day tomorrow. Good night Princess Six Weasels...oh by the way who's winning the weasel contest?
from zencelt :
I totally left this note for myself on my notes page. Duh! Here it is: I'm wheezing my lungs out as I type, and read your description of the Zen-man with the I Love Porn keychain thingie, and laughed myself onto the floor into a wheezing fit! What I would have given to have been there! Oh yes, and more assholes please!
from bluemeany :
Welcome back from Hot-lanta! How is the weather in Joe-ja by the way? Since I'm going there in 3 days!
from arc-angel666 :
Pinata's have Penises? I thought they were like Ken and Barbie, no pe pe's at all! I talked to my brother JB the AB and he Express mailed some stuff to you today, it should be at your home by noon tomorrow. I filled it all out before I left and he finally got around to mailing it today, I'm changing his name to JB the slow ass Ass Bandit :-) Let me know when you get it please.
from awittykitty :
penis pinata, penis pinata, penis pinata, penis pinata, penis pinata....sorry, it's just fun to say....OK, I'm done. ...................................................PENIS PINATA. heh, heh. Just thought I'd sneak one more in. :-)
from awittykitty :
Wouldn't it be funny to fill a penis pinata with condoms?
from lotabug :
I knew you would have time for mischief while you were there... and a penis pinata definitely counts as mischief. ;)
from arc-angel666 :
Damn, I'm sorry to hear about your cousins, I hope they are okay. Six I resent your photo's they should be there when you get back home. Weasel Weasel Weasel weasel weasel weasel there that should put me ahead of the blue meany in the who can say weasel the most in your note contest :-)
from marlen816 :
Scary stuff! Glad your cousins are okay. ((Hugs))
from bluemeany :
Wow, what a traumatic experience that would have been! Your cousins will be in my thoughts and prayers. (Yes, I do pray, I'm not a TOTAL heathen.)
from zencelt :
Holy shit! Thank goodness they're OK, but shit! That kind of accident is happening all to frequently in OC lately. Your poor Aunts!
from lotabug :
I am so happy to hear that your cousins are okay. Jeez, that would freak me out something fierce. Do they know what caused this?
from bluemeany :
I felt the same way about the South when I first moved there from Upstate NY. It was and still is incredible to me. Living in Georgia is like going to the circus every day.
from lotabug :
Have a safe trip and have fun! Even though you have to go to class, I'm sure you and Chris will be able to fit in some time for mischief... ;)
from bluemeany :
I'm a Geek AND an Asshole ... must I be called a Geekhole? Please say no, and I'll get Toby Keith to sign something for you!
from zencelt :
You know what Deadwood is missing? Big, bald men. I'm going to say something about that... Trixie does rock. I love her storyline, learning how to do accounting. Its going to get really interesting. Jane's my girl though!
from lotabug :
At least T was being completely honest with you... more than can be said for my asshat GM, but hey... whatcha gonna do? Elliot's ass is a little stinky, huh? Yumm! =)
from bluemeany :
You know, if all goes to shit with your job, you can always join the army ... har!
from zencelt :
Your cat has the rankest ass known to man. He doesn't need any rank ass making food. Congrats on the phone though! I like Meany's suggestion about pointing the ass and taking pics. Can we do it tomorrow night at The Bar?
from bluemeany :
Hey, so can I borrow your cat and ferret food? I got a few people over here who need to be deaf, dumb and blind. Oh, idea! you can point your cat's ass at people, then take their picture with your phone at the moment the nastiness hits them. Priceless!
from bluemeany :
Ooo, I love the "laugh all day" days! But I don't envy you the almost-losing of food/beverages. That shit can be hazardous.
from lotabug :
I am sooo happy to hear that you are writing again. Yay!! I can't wait to read any snippets you might like to share. (hint, hint) 8)
from zencelt :
Your math was brilliant. Can't wait for those mussels...not. But some crab dip wouldn't go amiss. I worked extra long last night so I can leave early Friday and make it out for Asshole Hour. So, is it Monday's that the new Deadwoods come on? I've been watching through season two with the On Demand feature. I just finished the one where Timothy O's brother's widow and son come to stay with him and the really ugly (I mean so ugly, even I wouldn't go there in thought) whore boss has a kidney stone. Ick! I am sooo hooked though. Now I HAVE to watch from the beginning. I adore the Calamity Jane charactor. Reminds me a little of Renee Zellweger in Cold Mountain, but super gritty.
from bluemeany :
Have you ever thought about telling your boss/peons to go get hit by a truck? It really does help.
from hissandtell :
Bum. I missed your last entry, somehow. You're wonderful, fabulous and amazing, and an inspiration to ostriches (and non-ostriches) everywhere. Love, R xxx
from grimshawn :
You love to write, you love Lord of the Rings...Don't suppose you would be interested in "looking" at what I've written and give an honest opinion?? I know you're busy, but I'm so tired of people I know telling me it's great, but still having the nagging doubt that they say that to be nice. I need someone less biased and more informed on structure. Let me know...You can either note me or email me... Shawnunleashed@aol.com Thanks!
from arc-angel666 :
Six Weasels sound like a wonderful Pen Name to me! 6weasels as a writer, Ya'll Git Girl (Go for it). I called my agent after reading your last entry, unfortunately he wasn't there. So I had one of his assistants gather up a couple of Agents in your area to get you started. Remember never seen, never published, so make contact and get going. I'm not sure who these folks are but as soon as my agent comes into his office he'll call me. At my request I'm sure he'll check some folks out for you. Anyway this should keep you busy for awhile......ASPO, Walter Ludwig, PO Box 11233 Takoma Park Maryland 20913 email aspo@delphi.com//// Intellectual Property Management Group PO Box Kensington Maryland 20895-0503 email queryipmg@yahoo.com//// The assistant said he had these folks underlined in his files unfortunately there's no addies for them, you'll have to let yourt fingers do the walking (yellow Pages). Hartline Literary Agency (they have offices all over Maryland and Virginia//// Jack De Voe Agency is located in Baltimore MD. apparently they actively seek new and unpublished writers (looking for a diamond in the rough) plus they don't charge a reading fee. Well Princess get cracking lol.
from bluemeany :
YAY FOR YOUR BOOK! I've dedicated a celebratory Meany-dance to its successful completion. As a fellow writer, I'm so happy you've breached the horror that is writer's block and passed through to Continuous Words Land! Later -Meany
from awittykitty :
We all have books inside of us waiting to escape. Hope yours finds the right exit and drops into the lap of the readers who are obviously waiting to read it. :-)
from zencelt :
That last entry about the writer thing? Wow. Just...wow.
from lotabug :
Yeah, I really couldn't see you as a "J" at all... you're far to woozlie... ;)
from bluemeany :
Hey! Just wanted to say that I completely identify with the whole "too much structure" thing, and now I know why I've put off finishing school for so long! Other than that the Army won't give me any time for classes, that is. Life IS happier when you aren't running around frantically, isn't it? By the way, I linked you in my today-entry because I used the word "weasel" in a sentence and how could I NOT link you in that case?! Have a happy day ... -Meany
from arc-angel666 :
Hey Six: Something weird is happening here in my computer. I have on three seperate occasions put you on my fav's list only to have you disappear with a week. You haven't pulled it off have you? This is weird.
from bluemeany :
Maybe you can change the name to Summer's Eve ... that way if she accidentally hears it, you can say she reminds you of a warm breeze ... or something.
from bluemeany :
Take it from a chick who had to write an essay about Respect for her boss ... Every woman should be allowed to call in sick on PMS days. Eat some chocolate, and if the urge to kill mercilessly doesn't pass soon, you can come on over and give me a hand in wreaking havoc on MY workplace. - Meany
from crazy4muffin :
Before you slow your roll, I have a few people at the office I would like to unleash you on. I also have some serious weed control issues. And in return I will even put the peanut butter on the bread for you. Rock on.
from lotabug :
You are far braver than I, my friend. I should be getting out and doing some landscape stuff, but I'm a lazy ass... what can I say.
from curiouoso :
Based on the other phobia names it might be Mustelaphobia - Fear of weasels. Properly though it should be weasel in greek + phobia. I looked it up, but I couldn't read the greek so I'm sticking with the genus Mustela + phobia. Curiouoso*
from hissandtell :
If Assholian Multinational Enterprises is to take off in a mega-way, you need an instantly-recognisable character - like, say, Ronald McDonald, only less scary to small children. Maybe you could hire someone to dress up as a weasel and tour the country spreading the word. Oh, what am I saying? You could do it yourself - I'm sure you already have a weasel costume or three in your Naughty Drawer! (Or is that just me?) Love, R xxx
from arc-angel666 :
There's a possibility the borders of Assholia are expanding? Is this to be an Embassy or a Sovereign State of Assholia? Will the King (the Dad) and the Princesses exercise supreme authority within this limited sphere, will this be an Outpost on the frontier? As the Spiritual Advisor I believe this to be a wonderful idea. The Outpost will only add to the population of Assholia, we can convert the heathen masses endow the Spirit of Assholery within them. Might I suggest all currency of this region be converted to the coinage of Assholia. Maybe there should be a Sovereign minted? Possibly a small gold coin. On its face the embossed image of the Belove National symbol The Weasel on the other side Princess Six after all they both represent Assholery at its finest :-)
from arc-angel666 :
Good Evewning Six: Weasel Camp! I wanna go! I saw a couple of their cousins the other day....Mongooses....Yikes! Its cool they whack snakes but their a bit sinister. The same people that had the Mongeese (I'm not sure if that's plural for Mongoose lol) had a pile of Weasels and a couple of Minks....you know they kinda stink :-( The Woozels were hilarious, they love people. I had 3 all over me and the baby tried to sit a top of my head and liked chewing my hair. Whats the deal with woozels running up pant legs, and up my shorts? These folks live on the big Island and raise all kinds of critters. Oh! Their weasels walk on leashes when in town. Mafua (he's a 350 pound 6'6" Hawaiian and married to Lola Ann a 6' 160 bls Hawaiian beauty who turned a old Pineapple Plantation, plus 600 acres into an Animal Sanctuary/working Cattle Ranch. They have chickens which I noticed the woozels enjoy watching their every move....Do weasels eat chickens? I also noticed Weasels aren't particularly fond of Horses. I learn some stuff about Weasels and their cousins they are incredible hunters. They pretty much make sure the Barns are rodent free. At first I thought I could bring a couple of Weasels to Hollywood but after hearing of their huntings skill in dealing with Rodents I realized they'd wipe out most Studio Executives, half the Producers and all the agents in Town lol.
from grimshawn :
Last time I asked someone to watch my weasel, she slapped me in the face... Thank you, I'm here all week...Try the veal.
from hissandtell :
Mmmm, miss michelle's beady-bits are quite divine. Scrumptuous, in fact. You might be interested in checking out crazy4muffin's pieces that she posted today, too - since she apparently set teacherlady on the path to beady glory. Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
You know, darling, I don't think I tell you nearly often enough how much I adore you (and your weasels). Love, R xxx
from zencelt :
Weasel Day Camp! That's so cool for you! You know Ginny and Bilbo will be asking you if they can have sleep overs and roam all over your house now...
from princessbug :
My father-in-law was the same way with our weasels! He would sit across the room and stare at the cage. If you watched him carefully you could see him shudder and let out a "uuuuhhhooooo!" It was pretty funny, he would do this even if they were sound asleep and out of side! My friend and I used to have day camp with our ferrets, I think it was hard on the 'rets when they moved to Florida then on us people!!!!
from batten :
Not cool about the cell phone but hey, it happens. A lot. Most common item to be lost these days. Stop beating yourslef up about it, woman. What's totally cool is the weasel day-camp. That sounds so awesome! Your mom won't freak. You KNOW that C totally knows what to do in case of emergency and wow, that's just so great!!! Love you. -J
from zencelt :
Oh God, H squidged me through you! Yuck! That is so not cool Six... Hey, do you think there's any chance that that bagpiper could come back out to play??? I'm so sorry I missed him : (( Glad that Brian has a neat girl and you had a good time though.
from arc-angel666 :
Good Morning Six: Its O dark thirty here and I can't sleep, of course its the one day I can sleep in but nooooooooooo. Any way if you get a chance read my entry 9/27/04 "Thank you and Bleaching" it was quite an ordeal on the set. I am sorry you haven't received it(the packet)....it seems anything I send from the studio to the east coast gets lost. I'll have my brother JB the AB (Jimmy B the Ass Bandit) send it again. So how did Friday go? Did you and Zen meet up at the Assholian Embassy?
from grimshawn :
Hey girlie girl! Wanted to drop you a personal note about an experience last night with some WEASELS!! Nothing sick like that...My two friends Chris/Aja just got themselves two ferrets who are not accustomed to strangers. Yet, there was my dumb ass picking one up and petting her. Much to everyone's surprise, she crawled up to my shoulder, gave me a quick sniff/lick on the earlobe and curled up upon said shoulder - being quite the content weasel. I thought I was about to lose my ear as fast as she went, but it was a pleasant experience. Thought you'd appreciate it...And I did think of you when it happened. "Six is going to laugh when she finds out I had my ear eaten by a weasel." Oh, and, uh...butthole bleaching? It doesn't surprise me. And it wouldn't surprise me to learn that Hollyweird does it. Just one more reason why I'm glad I let that pipe dream go far far away.
from arc-angel666 :
Princess Six where have you been? Honey, B-hole bleaching has been around for a while. As a matter of fact I wrote an entry about it months ago here at D-land....apparently before I met you Princess. We have a place known as Pinky Cheeks out here...one of their services is B-hole bleaching. They have a world famous waxing technique (Supposedly Painless) I have personally seen their handy work, its very artistic indeed. According to some of my female friends they offer over 200 designs for the Burning Bush. As I mentioned earlier I can bare witness to their fine work :-)
from princessbug :
Thanks. It's very wierd, and quiet, not having any fuzzies in the house. We will again soon, though! PS I hope you find the jackass that took your laptop.
from zencelt :
That so blows huge chunks. I very much hope you get to stick a foot up an ass at some point in the near future.
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Six: Sorry to hear about the Asshat thief. Either it was someone who worked in the building or someone who walked in...do you have security cameras? If so check the tapes and you should be able to spot the asshat walking out with your laptop. There is the possibility someone saw someone on your floor that shouldn't be there...some one had to have seen them...you'd be surprised if ask the right questions such as did you see anyone carrying a laptop....was it someone you know? Did anyone see anyone with a laptop on your floor? They don't have to look suspicious so don't bring that up just ask if anyone saw anyone walking in your building or on your floor with a laptop...trust me on this someone saw someone with a laptop. When I was reading your note to me about the creeping, toothless smelly guys stripping easier because of spring an odd thought popped into my head. Are there ugly, creepy, toothless, smelly women in the Assholian Embassy (THE BAR)? Now I am a Guy, so being felt up and kissed a little by Ugly and I guess toothless women I can deal with, but creepy and smelly I not so sure about...will the Princesses protect me or do I have to fend for myself? Okay I've made a decision no smelly, and mildly creepy is okay :-)
from hissandtell :
What a complete bastard. I understand pretty much how you feel, darling, and I really sympathise. Love, R xxx
from rachelliz :
I don't know if my message took in your guestbook, but in case not, it said this: I'm caught up after a coupla weeks of not reading! I'm glad you're all better. That flu sounded awful. It seems to have gotten a lot of us this year.
from arc-angel666 :
Hi: I want to thank you for stopping by to say hello to the bluemeany. She's a sweetheart and I know from experience going to war is absolutely no fun. It makes all the difference in the world to hear from someone stateside, I think you guys will like each other. So its spring in Assholia! There's nothing like the first sign of pinkness or light red on ones shoulders and back...I love spring. So whats new in Assholia?
from youdunnome :
yep - thinkin of riding thru on my way back from florida, sometime after the fifth. still need to plan out what days & such, but would love to meet all of you guys, and most definitely check out the bar! still have my email? if i've got yours, i'll try to write you there...
from marlen816 :
Glad you are feeling better!
from youdunnome :
good for you, taking a day off! it's the hardest thing in the world for me to take a sick day! (vacation on the other hand, is easy!!) speaking of which, are you going to be in town (yours) the first week of july?
from sixweasels :
Hope your guestbook can be rescued! You and H have a wonderful time in Charleston. I know you will, and you'll be WARM!! Hugs.
from zencelt :
Hey, Michael and Sully might have something. You have been less boozy lately...
from batten :
Hey babe, sorry about the ramen incident... I do hope you're feeling better. Aloe on the burn will keep it from scarring and it feels waay good on the burn too. Love you. -J
from arc-angel666 :
I may indeed be able to send aid to Assholia and relief to the Princesses. I received a number of emails. The first one said I was a Pig and would never get a date, bummer! But the others have promise, all queried and wanted to know if the ad was for real? Sweet Jesus Tap Dancing Christ! My God there are women out there that like Men like the one I profiled YIKES! I can only imagine what they are like.....Oh God I just thought of something, Christ what if they mate? Asshats and Mutant Women equal what? Be Afraid, be really Afraid!
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Sweetheart: I am sorry to hear you have become the Mother of all Snot Princesses. The way I look at it if your gonna be sick be all you can be! Plus you now have a new title Loogi Queen...Snottin and Hockin over your Kingdom or is it Queendom? Now I of course did it the right way...as you know I was recently a Phlegm Factory. I was mass producing secretions, phlegm, mucus, a variety of the beloved Boogers, my favorite being the string type. Anyway I thought lets make a party of it. Lets Hurl! Go Mikey, Go Mikey, Oh what fun! What's that you say? There's something missing? INDEED! There is no balance at this party. Its like your having a block party and you didn't invite your neighbor at the end of the street. Their pissed, everyone is partying letting it all hang out, they know they can add some gas to this party but noooo....then you come get them and party down they do! So now that the Butts have shown up and they layin out their crap, they are jointed by the High Fever family and damn if the Shivers don't show up. Of course there is always some idiots at the party that get into it. Blurred Vision was talking some shit to Ringing Ears which caused the bad assed Headache to blow his cool. Bloody Nose starts bubbling when Sweating Palm and Pale Skin join in. The worst part of the party happens when Sour Stomach threatens the Butts. That pisses off the Squirts and they are talkin shit to the Sputums, the Vomit Boys and the Upchucks. Their pissed because they don't pack no shit so they don't take no shit and they are riled up and ready to spew and they go at each other at the same time! YEAH BABY! WE ARE MOST DEFINITELY HURLIN AND HOCKIN,SQUIRTIN AND FARTIN.....now that's a party :-) LOL. Sorry to hear about your project Sweetie...it'll all work out. Its kinda funny you want to go to the Bar and Sully mentioned it might be fun and could cure you..well, I don't know about that but I have noticed something odd. Have you ever noticed that the toothless, stinky continuiously drunk guys never catch any of the maladies such as colds, flus and squirts? They never get sick from colds. Oh they get the pukes but that's their built in alarm clocks telling them its time to drink again. Sweetie feel better soon :-)
from batten :
I'll be there. Prolly not in time for dinner but I'll give you a holler around 8 -ish to find out whassup and if you're H@wley's bound yet. Whee!
from batten :
I just happen to have a Saturday night free if you need help bar-sitting for a while. How's the furry boy? Not Elliot. Bilbo? Send up a flare, let me know what's doin's. It's been a while since I've seen you and well no Sullyfest don't count. (grin) Big hug and much love and healing thoughts to weasel-furry-guy. Youse guys too. -J
from gnomad :
Oh, and after working at the local U for nearly ten years, I -so- feel your pain. Hang in there.
from gnomad :
Bah. This darn thing just kicked the lengthy (but eloquent!) note I was leaving for you into the soundless depths of cyberspace. Dammit. Ah well. I was mentioning that Freak would be autistic with joy to have a ferret (whups - weasel, sorry) to play with. I miss Taco like crazy (my ferret - whups, weasel companion), maybe it's time to find his successor ....
from hissandtell :
I'm sending all my best thoughts your Bilbo's way, darling. It's the most horrendously heart-wrenching thing in the world for me when one of my babies is distressed - the other afternoon, for example, my pet sow had a fanbelt caught around her neck and one of her front legs, and I was in puddles of tears from her screaming and shrieking - so I really do feel for all of you. And of course I hope everything turns out perfectly with Sally... Love, R xxx
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Six: Welcome back Princess. No Elvi sightings? I saw the Flying Elvi once...40 skydivers dressed as Elvis-es falling out of the sky...it was hell-arious. Las Vegas is a trip and I always enjoy myself even when working. Growing up in N.O. and being a member of a respected old Southern Family(monied)who Grandparents thought themselves Southern Aristocrats I was forced to experience big hatted Ladies constantly. As a Kid I was forced at Gun point to attend a dance school. Some old fossil named Author Murrary apparently thought it would be nice to torture young kids by making them learn to dance, the bastard opened schools all over but it seems it was required to attend these schools in the South. Our schools instructors well the women anyways always had some sort of hat. But the real big hats didn't appear until Easter. The particular event I spoke about in my latest entry was one of the finest expose` of parade size floats known in New Orleans as Easter Hats I'd had ever seen. I swear some looked as though they were Movie sets :-) I leave Monday for Hawaii but I'll have my laptop and unlimited computer access. You should receive your package soon, let me know if you don't...I'll email you my cell phone number call me then I'll call you back, it'll save you money and I'll charge it to the Producers lol. I'm dying to hear what a Princess Sixweasels sound like lol.
from captainron :
Welcome back Pam. You were missed. From your discription, I'm going to take a wild guess... The Mirage? I'm glad you had a nice time. You deserve it.
from grimshawn :
Just as I was self-kicking my own ass for feeling like a failure over forgetting my ID photocopy...I see that someone else has a case of the "what's wrong with me's". It happens to all of us not making six figs a year, hon. Maybe even to them. Don't question the very things that make you unique...And good luck with the trip to Vegas...Put a dollar in a slot for me, eh?
from gnomad :
*crossing arms, giving you that 'tattooed-dad stern look* *growl* Don't you pick on my Sixweasels. I happen to be growing quite fond of her, goddammit. So cut it out. Find someone else to hate today. *smooch* Joo are juss fine da way joo arez. Dunt change a ting.
from marlen816 :
((Hugs)) I think you are a wonderful person and I know Chris feels the same way. It is hard to turn off our brains though sometimes. Anyway, have a great day and weekend!
from gnomad :
Woot! Gorillaz! *Humming 'Clint Eastwood' as I wander off down the hall*
from arc-angel666 :
Greetings/Salutations to My Royal Highness; Princess 6 Weasels: I have just learned of one of the Highest of Assholy Days in all of Assholia! The Sainted Sullyfest! It brought great Joy to hear of it's Festivies and rather lowly sorrow to realize I shall miss such an Assholy Day. Being that Sullyfest corresponds with St Paddy's Day and being I'm half Irish and the Irish side of our family had a part in the kidnapping of Rome's own Ceasar's Cousin (the future St Patrick) from Briton....and The six families (one being mine) involved took him to our families land where he was held for ransom in Ireland. Ahh those ancestors of mine a lovely band of merry makers :-) March 17th, it is indeed a joyous occasion. I have a Uncle Tommy who was born in Ireland (County Kerry) A Grandfather and a great Uncle born in Cork Harbor,County Cork Ireland. Needless to say March 17th is completely/totally observed by all in my Family including all the Danes from my Mothers side. I was wondering is there a past photo history of this Assholy Event(Sullyfest)? If not is it possible that you and the other Princesses could photograph this blessed day? Truth be known I am dying to see the lovely Princesses of Assholia and its citizens. I also wish a favor of the Princess. This lowly advisor to the Court of Assholia wishes the address to the Castle inhabited by the King known as The Dad and the Queen known as The Momma. I wish to sent a Packet containing secret documents (recent photos of me and a poster signed by your favorite Captain Jack Sparrow to the Princess Herself). A few weeks ago I set out on a mission. Knowing the Princess admires the Captain and wanted to know herself Why is the Rum gone? I contacted my fellow Rogue and one who I shared a few adventures together with in our Bad Boy Days agreed to answer your question along with said poster. The Captain has put his mark to the scroll along with a message of admoration to the Princess. If the Princess would be so kind to drop me an email at celtic190@aol.com I shall see that the Princess receives this special scroll along with my photos. I must now beg my leave Princess for the St Patrick day festivies start early here in Malibu tonight....huge bonfire on the beach (its 75 degrees at this moment), feasting and some friendly body contact lol, tomorrow in the Hollywood hills a major celebration and on St Paddy's day a massive party at the lovely Kathrine's home. While celebrating I shall think of you my Princess and your court and the citizens of Assholia on this Blessed Assholy day. An Irish saying for you: Here to the Men and Women of Ireland/ who God made mad/for all the Wars so merry/and all Their songs so sad Good Night Princess/Respectfully His Assholiness Michael
from gumphood :
BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!!!!
from gumphood :
I wish I had one weasel.
from gnomad :
BA-HAHAHAHAH!! I'm thinking after what happened to the cat with your Man-Unit I have a pretty good idea why he leapt under the stream of toothpaste and water. Cats have good instincts, if terrible aim.
from tacie77 :
Hi. Can I have your snow?
from captainron :
You folks are the best people I know... Thanks...
from batten :
Heather and I will definitely be at Sully fest. It's on the calendar and redlined. Dunno if I can spend the night though. I have a hot date with my new nephew on Sunday. (grin) Thanks for the cheer-up note. Yeah I know. It's just kind of a bummer during these cold winter nights, y'know?
from grimshawn :
Okay...First - I don't know what to tell you about flying. I was 21 years old for my first flight and after 4 years in the Air Force...I just got used to it. When you can calmly wonder which butt cheek is going to get numb next while sitting on a metal bench as the large C-40 you're landing in is skidding on Norwegian ice during a snow storm...Hey, you've got it covered. The only thing I can say is to accentuate the positive...Keep yer mind focused on the co-workers. The flying is nothing...It's the landing and takeoff that suck. Second - Vegas and Hollywood in the same year? YOU SUCK. Sorry, had to be said. While you're in Hollyweird, make sure you tell all the fakies that the midwest has more talent in their little pinkies than they do..in their....Pinkies. Kudos on the Blair Witch...You're the first woman I've met that found it frightening. Well, I guess met is a relative word...But still! Enjoy the last hold winter shall have upon us. Spring is only a month away.
from arc-angel666 :
Princess Six-Weasels of Assholia Is coming to Hollywood! Whoooa.. ...Dudette that is way cool and Totally Bitchen (I wanted to familiarize you with the Foreign language spoken out here). Seriously that is cool. You'll have to make time for me. I'll take you and your family to dinner and show you folks around and hopefully you can visit the Deadwood set (we should still be up). And of course you may style my hair to your liking. Seriously let me know when your coming out here. Plus while your here maybe you can establish a West Coast Annex, incorporate a Domain of Assholia in Hollywood...God Knows there is no shortage of Assholes here in LA and sadly they have no Princess. As the Spiritual Advisor to Assholia I have been spreading the word of Assholery out here in California. Currently I am converting 10 to 12 Assholes a week and yes my Princess I am weeding out all Ass-hats. You must excuse me, the excitement of your future Pilgrimage to the Decadent Hollywood has left me giddy, spinning and exhausted. I shall retire for the evening and rise with the Sun and begin planning for the Arrival of the Lovely Princess of Assholia and her Court. Respectfully in Awe of your Majesty Your Servant His Assholiness-Michael
from hissandtell :
Personally, I haven't enjoyed flying since the airlines got really silly about how much alcohol they'd let you consume on a flight. Overdosing on champagne until all I could do was giggle a lot used to be the only thing that got me through a flight, so now I avoid flying at all costs. And when you've whipped California into shape, promise you'll come to Queensland and do your stuff to make ferrets legal - it's the last bastion of illegal ferretdom in Oz. Love, R xxx
from arc-angel666 :
Greetings Princess: The Circus is in Town? What a co-winky-dink! I recently watch a Chinese Porn film where the theme was the circus and I never ever laughed so hard in my life..My Brother T brought it over to cheer me up while being sick. Fear of flying? First and best remedy HEROIN...not practical though unless you enjoy addiction and smelling like the shit your pants Hillbilly you wrote about. Second, after take off, screamed at the top of your lungs he's got a bomb then settle back and watch the pandemonium unfold, your preoccupation of watching the Keystone Cops episode and trying to see though tear filled eyes from laughter should be enough until you land, of course you'll be arrested immediately upon arrive. I could fly to Maryland accompany you to LV. During the flight we could discuss the current state of Assholia while you brushed my long hair and tell me I'm pretty. OR change the energy. I make it work for me. I became a Paratrooper in the Army to over come the fear of heights. I jumped out of planes and helicopters in the Army and now in civilian life. The fear is still there but I channeled it into a form of stimulation and rather pleasant I might add...but then again I like tight shoes, bumper to bumper traffic and toothache pain LOL. Fear is a powerful emotion and like all emotions they can be harnessed and made to work for us. The mind is its power base channel the fear take that energy and give it a new face, for instance as the fear builds focus on something pleasant, your husband. With the energy coursing through you and changing the focus it can be extremely enjoyable. The energy adds to the experience, is there any difference in the moment just before you and your husband share that magical moment than the energy from the fear of flying? Both extremely powerful. There is a draw back. Once successful in transfering the energy, your moaning and thrashing about can draw the attention of the Sky Marshall and everyone on the plane...I usually just say I'm an Epilepyic :-) Sweetie you'll be fine the odds of anything happening is way way in your favor...plus the brushing of my hair is still an options :-) I must bid fairwell my Princess and tend to my flock...Your Paladin...His Assholiness Michael
from gnomad :
And Teacherlady2's idea of breathing through a birth control device made me spit Mt Dew across my desk from laughing out loud. That could take your mind off of things, too. But if you try it, I humbly request photos to be posted, with a summary of how well it worked for you. *snicker* Gawd that was hilarious!
from gnomad :
Oooo. This is SO my turf. I HATE to fly. I really, seriously HATE to fly. So for you, my leetle cup of cakishness, I have two suggestions. For takeoff/landing, get a G4meB0y. It is impossible to worry about the plane exploding or shearing off the side of a barn if you're worried about your Tetris game. Second, for the flight, check out Laurell K. Hamilton's 'Anita Blake - Vampire Executioner' series. They're funky, funny, sexy, and completely rude and obnoxious. I'm hooked. It will keep your brains so busy, you won't have time to panic. The woman is pure genius. *smooch* Hang in there darlin', you can do this. If -I- can fly, anyone can fly. Or something like that.
from teacherlady2 :
Okay, here's some advice from someone with panic disorder. First of all, start focusing on your breathing. Make sure you know when you are breathing shallowly or deeply. Breathing deeply, from the diaphragm (you'll have to poke a hole in it to be able to breathe through a birth control device *grin*), is the easiest way to calm oneself. Also, tell one person about your fears. Have some sort of signal that you can give that person if you should start to freak and come up with something that they can do to help you--such as crack a joke. Good luck and I hope it helps :o)
from zencelt :
I have to agree. Any woman going to that Curves will certainly ADD to any curves that she already has. Sounds very yummy though. The thing that really surprises me about your entry though is that you wear skirts to work. I haven't worn a skirt to work for over two years. I pretty much do the casual thing all but Wednesday. And that's only to prove I can.
from hissandtell :
Ah, your description of the desperation that accompanies a full day of being dressed like a grown-up professional person, only to be told that there is a further visit to be made to the - gasp - computer store struck a familiar chord. Desperate frantic meowing doesn't being to describe my reaction to such an imposition, however. Glad you got a nice reward for being such a good and patient wife, though! Love, R xxx
from grimshawn :
You and your laughing friends made Killer Hillbilly go poopy.
from gnomad :
You mean poop jokes -don't- hold the key to the meaning of life? DAMMIT!! Now I have to rethink EVERYTHING. GAHHHHHHH!!
from princessbug :
I vote SNOW!!!!! Then again, MD has had more snow in the 7 years since I left then it did the 20 years I lived there!!! Oh, and incidentally, I have the same crushes -- Tommy Lee Jones and Bill Cowher!!!
from myexodus :
Yeah Baby! I've gotten smart and started copying my messages to you in your guestbook: Ahhhhh...your out, I tried calling. As for kids being kids...Vinny has lots of homework, but also has time for just being a kid and karate. I guess it helps with my being a stay at home mom, but things are flexible here...some days dinner is served at 4:30 in the afternoon. Would you be interested in going into the city after the bar? Its been ages since I've been to the Point and Little Italy
from awittykitty :
thanks for adding me to your favorites list. Incidentally, I go to my uncle's house under the pretense of seeing him, my uncle, but I really go there to play with his weasel. (why does that sound vaguely naughty?). The truth is nothing makes me giggle like a hyperactive weasel running helter skelter all over the kitchen biting stray dogs and children. Good times, I say. :-)
from grimshawn :
I was shocked as well to see the amount and type of homework my 6 year old daughter brings home from 1st grade. Social studies??? All I can remember from 1st grade is story time, basic math, and trying to learn multiplication. What the heck??
from gnomad :
Now I have this burning compulsion to paint something 'asskicked blue'. I love that! *snark* You crack me up.
from arc-angel666 :
Thanks for the sweet notes of concern, I am on the mend and should soon don the Robes of His Assholiness and my first task at hand should that of blessing the paint (the color of a bruised set of Butt cheeks recently kick lol) that will soon coat the Walls of Castle Assholia. I'll write back soon, well, as soon as I get these painful IV's out of me. The one in the back of my right hand is a mother#@*^%* and makes typing no fun. Thanks again Pam.
from lotabug :
Here's wishing you home improvement ease and domestic bliss with the critters... 8)
from gnomad :
I am -still- laughing out loud about the SuperMullet. Thanks for the note! And for adding me; that was the way I found you .. and you are BRILLIANT!
from princessbug :
My eldest cat is the spawn of Satan! And my Vet agrees! The vet has a scar on her finger and blood is forever in Harley's file where she sliced the doc open! Even now that Harley is declawed (just front paws) they will not take her out of the carrier -- they put the carrier in a fish tank and gas her!!!! Elliott could be worse! A lot worse!
from myexodus :
Pam, I'm coming down Saturday night. My brother is coming in from Virginia and Joey already lives there.....I WANNA GO TO THE BAR!!!!! eMAIL me: barb.bushy(remove)@gmail.com
from marlen816 :
Let's just hope that Super Mullet doesn't get the inkling to wear short skirts and go commando =)
from grimshawn :
You should tell her, Pam. Really. The worst that could happen is that she thinks you're checking her out. I prefer it when women tell me I'm dressed wrong. There's a big difference between telling a guy his mullet looks retarded in a beer house and informing a co-worker that her hoo hoo is on display for everyone to see. Just professional courtesy. After all, wouldn't YOU want someone to tell you if your hoo hoo was exposed? BTW, your hubby's comment about gifts left much to the imagination. What woman wouldn't prefer a weasel on Valentines Day?? Heh. Well, unless she's Melissa Ethridge...
from arc-angel666 :
Dear Queen it saddens me that on my first day as the Spiritual Advisor Known as His Assholiness is to be that of the barer of Bad Tiddings. My Queen, it is about your childhood Hero who later in Life became your fantasy Man.....Your Highness It is Sly...The Italian Stallion Stallone. He is not the Giant of a Man you believe him to be...Forgive me My Goddess who rules over all of Assholia....My Queen He is but 5'7" and to make matters worse Tom Cruise is barely 5'7" and Dustin Hoffman a mere 5'5". I have witnessed this first hand. Before I was a Holy Man, My Queen I was an lowly unbalanced performer in the uncouth medium of Film. I was forced to stand in a small trench due to my height (nearly 5'11") next to your beloved Sly for an exchange of profanity that led to battle between the two of us. Mr Cruise and I were engaged in a heated exchange where he stood on half an apple box. Please forgive my blaspheme. I mean no irreverence to Mr. Stallone but the Queen should keep in mind that Sly once made a movie with Princess Dolly Parton. He was so bad that even the Rednecks booed him and Hee Haw refused to show clips of the movie :-). LOL...I'm a Southerner raised in New Orleans and although both sets of Grandparents believe themselves to be Southern Aristocrats, my parents were intelligent free Thinkers who raised us in the belief that working hard is an admirable trait in a human being. I believe my parents moved us to California to continue the process of free thinking. My parents came from money and are wealthy, the difference being they earned their own. My Father said the working man and woman are the backbone of our fine country. He also said if you seek honesty, loyality and good ethics you need look no further than the working class. I also believe in this. Sweetheart Rednecks are cool.
from arc-angel666 :
Thank you! It is indeed a wondrous and Happy Birthday I'm celebrating today, especially upon hearing I'm the new spiritual advisor to Assholia! I'm deeply move upon the Queen granting me such a magnificent title. It continues to ring in my head MICHAEL HIS ASSHOLINESS! I shall forever be grateful to you my Queen. Thanks again, this is one Ass you can always count on lol.
from lotabug :
Yay for second kitties!! I want a new kittie soooo bad... *sniffle*
from princessbug :
A second cat cured my crazy kitten. Now that we have 3 they are such a joy to watch. They amuse me on a daily basis! Also, after the 3rd kitten, the 1st stopped eating my plants!!! All of them are a little weary of my remaining weasel. Of course, she likes to drag the cats under the couch! I'd be weary, too!
from arc-angel666 :
Dear Six: Sorry to hear of your loss. I don't do really well with this kind of thing so I'll stop here. My Condolences to your family Honeybunny.
from grimshawn :
Losing anyone in your life is hard...Keep your chin up and try not to start thinking about your own mortality...Of course, if you weren't, then that means I just made you think about it...Oh darn it. Darn it...Darn it. Thoughts and prayers to you and your family, Pam...Shawn
from absinthesigh :
I am *so* deeply sorry for your loss. I am sending you big hugs, if that's okay, and you are in my heart, thoughts and prayers. with much love & sympathy, ophelia
from teacherlady2 :
I'm sorry about your Pop. Just keep doing what you're doing and keep allowing yourself your total range of emotions. I hope that doesn't sound preachy. I was trying to say that I'm happy you are working your way around feelings that a lot of people would push aside. I'll stop typing now and just send you some *hugs*
from princessbug :
Thanks! I did a study comparison on DARE officers and how they feel about their job opposed to street officers. I was a crim justice undergrad and now a sociology grad. It has been very interesting (to me anyway!). Ooh, did I mention that I am from Glen Burnie? Now in TN though!
from lotabug :
I am sorry to hear about your step-grandfather. My condolences to you and your mom...
from princessbug :
Hi! Passing through diaries I came across your name and was intrigued by the ferrets! I have been a ferret owner for 5 years now and love them! We also have 3 dogs, 3 cats and a snake. I enjoyed your diary, too!
from sunnflower :
Stopped by via captainron's favorite's list. I love the static cling story!
from lotabug :
"glug, glug"... I have to work that into daily conversation more often... Me like...
from zencelt :
Oh god, I'm assimilating...
from grimshawn :
OPTION C...I'D PICK OPTION C!!! But then, if you really, truly, deeply knew my personality...It wouldn't surprise you. If I chose option C, you'd end up laughing and throwing dougnuts at me, "Shawn, put your pants back on...We have enough distrations in this office. There will be no spontaneous explosions of derisive laughter!"
from lotabug :
Wow! And I thought I had a bizarre week. Have I ever met the Underpants Gnome? Do I really want to know if I did? And, I wholeheartedly agree, another cruise is most certainly due and SOON!
from lotabug :
Wearing weasels is wrong! We have a beaver coat (get your mind outta the gutter) that belonged to my grandma. We've only kept it for sentimental reasons, but if it wasn't her's I would have ditched it a long time ago... It does seem hypocritical doesn't it? I mean we don't need animals skins to keep us warm any more. We have synthetic fabrics made in Taiwan and assembled in Mexico, we don't need no stinking mink coats. But leather is an evil temptation. I know, I suffer from it as well my friend. I least you eat beef and thus can rationalize it that way as well...
from arc-angel666 :
Spew on Command? Hell I Spew on any and every bodies command lol. I have to say my sixpack as never looked so good. But its a hell of a way to tune it up lol. I'm writing you an email right after this, you may find this interesting.
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Pam: Here's my email address celtic190@aol.com drop me an email I have something that your friend Deanne my want to hear. Since I have been in her situation twice and both times the situation looked really bad, yet here I am she might want to listen to this. Plus I can send you my resume and photo for the Society of Assholia. Now the photo I was going to send was a publicity shot for the Show but Zen saw it and said I was ugly lol. Now that's never happened to me before so maybe I'll send a different one from a different show lol. I am supposed to look mean and I almost didn't get the job because the producers thought I was too good looking but apparently Zen called them and said he's ugly and the hired me lol.
from batten :
Thanks, babe. I'll keep you posted. I may need a girl's night next weekend. We get all the facts in by Wednesday. Love you. You make my world a happier place. Big hug. -J
from arc-angel666 :
Good Evening Princess 6 Weasels: I must tell I fought back the tears as I read your note notifying me I have been inducted as a member of the Society of Assholia. Rest assured Princess I shall be your Paladin and serve You and the Society to the best of my ability. I know this may sound strange, but I believe it was destiny, predetermined before birth that I serve the Society. Princess it is a little known fact that I was born a single conjoined Twin. Once I left my Mother's Womb to the amazement of all present, My Head was attrached to my Ass. Although they have been surgically separated I continue to wear my Ass as a Hat at every opportunity. As a Spiritual Man I have always followed the path of the Ass. I have lived my entire life as one with the Ass. Other people have seen this quality in me, they exclaimed "look at Michael what an Ass". I ASSpire to the thought of one day hearing "There goes his Assholiness Michael of Assholia. Princess thanks to you I am living my dream I am an ASS. :-) I am fully prepared to purchase a Weasel actually a number of Weasels, should it be require by the bi-laws of Assholia. I told Zencelt I once had a Ferret run up my pant leg....a wondrous experience to say the least. On another note, thanks for wishing the best for me concerning my health. I appreciate it, but it seems I like Elliot do not have A.L.L. or Feline Leukemia either, which is great news, but I do have one hell of a systemic infection...Oh, is there a secret handshake, decoder rings, passwords for the members of Assholia? I am looking forward to the questionaire to be presented by you.
from grimshawn :
hehhehhehheh...Love the panic reference. I may be tripping on a sensitive area here...And if I am, please forgive me...have you and the hubby ever considered having less furry bipeds running amok in the household? You sound like you would be an excellent mom!
from arc-angel666 :
Good Morning Ms Weasels: I was send here by Zencelt, she highly recommends you as does my friend Dangerspouse. You indeed have an interesting Diary and you actually have Weasels, always a plus. I shall visit regularly. Now, I see you have an Asshole Society. Being I am a spiritual type person, and love the idea of Societies I was wondering if I might join your Society? As I mentioned I'm spiritual and also wondering is there is a position in said society as, say, a spiritual advisor? I would love to interview for the position I relish the thought of being called his Assholiness :-) Hi my name is Michael
from hissandtell :
Just kind of slur your words when you talk to Elliot, and he'll think he's going to get "tutored" (like the vacuous boastful dog in "The Far Side" cartoon) and all will be juuust fine. Love, R xxx
from myexodus :
2 of my most favorite places to drink are....neighborhood corner bars and upscale lounges. You should have just let your emotions fly....people get stomach problems from holding that shit in.
from teacherlady2 :
Thanks :o)
from absinthesigh :
{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}} kleenex. with love. ophelia
from teacherlady2 :
It got cold in FL too. Probably not as cold as up there, but we went from the upper 80's to the lower 40's/upper 30's. I'm not complaining because I love it, but tons of people are whining. I watched that show on the 14 kids people a couple of months ago. I couldn't decide whether I should feel sorry for them, think they're a little off or admire them. It ended up being mixture of all three.
from myexodus :
The night before I left for Baltimore, I thought of sending you a message letting you know I was going down...but it was such short notice...but I will the next time and hopefully it will be soon
from hissandtell :
Your relatives' habits do sound a bit scary. They made me think of the father in "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" who sprayed Windex on everything as the cure for all ills. Hey, lots of women sleep with wedding cake under their pillows to dream of the man they're going to marry; at least with soap one might be guaranteed he'd be squeaky-clean and hygienic (with astonishingly unblocked breathing passages). Hey, the power of positive thinking and all! Love, R xxx
from grimshawn :
Best line from Sean Bean in a film: "She tastes like strawberries" - Goldeneye I know, it sounds bad.
from grimshawn :
Best line in the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy... "My friends...You bow to no one" WOO WOO! Sorry, I spent my Sunday watching the extended Return of the King...
from boxx9000 :
My EX has liver and heart problems from his years of heavy drinking. He is now living with HIS 80 year old parents that are in perfect health. maybe there is a pattern there?
from absinthesigh :
I know two girls named Elliott so *I* think it's a very cool name 8-)!!!. Just for the books I also know a girl named Christopher which I just love!! The pictures are very fetching.... she *looks* like an Elliott! Otis is adorable. with love, ophelia
from captainron :
Thank you Pam. I hope you and all your critter (both two and for legged ones) have a wonderful Christmas. Ron
from marlen816 :
Merry Christmas!
from teacherlady2 :
Congratulations on the new kitten :o) My cat, Boo Radley, actually has the nickname "Booger Boy." He's earned it, trust me, LOL. Anyway, have a great Christmas and an even better New Year!
from curiouoso :
Send me an email @ tamor_11@hotmail.com to get your password for my diary. I had to lock it. Curiouoso*.
from grimshawn :
It gets cold here in central Illinois...As a mattter of fact, I believe we're only reaching a high temp of 13 on Friday. And it will never, I say, never be cold enough to freeze the sarcasm outta my head!
from lotabug :
Man, Christmas in Assholia... I miss all the fun. 8) Those guys are adorable! Do they belong to the new neighbors?
from hissandtell :
Puppy breath: how adorable. It reminds me of the old skipping rhyme from when I was a child: "I had a little puppy, his name was Tippy Tim. I put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim..." Love, R xxx
from grimshawn :
Thanks, Weasels...Should I call you Weasels? She pulled through fine, but they kept her overnight...Hence the writing in the diary at 330AM. Like your style of writing...
from gumphood :
You know, I have always loved weasels.
from zencelt :
Wow. The power of the Goose...
from hissandtell :
How entrancing. St Marten (whom I'm sure, if he existed, would be the patron saint of ferrets, weasels, polecats and stoats) must be smiling on you. Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Ummm ... dare I say that I share your fears? Playgroup mums and their little idiosyncracies and bulging backpacks full of toddler-pacifying gadgets asnd potions terrify me. But put me in a shearing shed where the gun shearer offers to pull down his pants and show me his Warren Dongle (almost inevitably hideously misshapen and with some spectacularly offensive wart on the end) and I'm there. Love, R xxx
from lotabug :
Wow, I had no idea that "Drama Queen" was having such a time of it. I can understand to an extent what you're going thru. I've got a friend from college (and no I'm not talkin' bout Zen) who only calls me when something heinous is going on in her life. I love her to death, but I've gotten to the point where I don't call back often. I feel for ya sistah! Hang in there... worse case senario, you can use her ramblings as fodder for a new book. 8)
from zencelt :
Ummm, perhaps its time for a curling iron intervention. Be a wild woman, let teh hair have a life of its own. OK, or maybe not. But when you're rich and famous, you can pay someone to handle the dangerous items for you. See how that works?
from lotabug :
Hot irons are torture devices created by sexually deviant men!! Why else would they look the way they do, huh? Nice imagery with the battered wife vs. the ball smacked whore. Well done indeed. 8)
from zencelt :
Loved the Plato imagery!
from batten :
I think you're pretty. I always have. Perhaps not by conventional standards but when the fuck did we ever give a good goddamn about convention? Besides, you have a more glorious soul than almost anyone I know. True beauty? Darling girl, you make angels cry... Love you. -J
from lotabug :
How on earth could you think that you are ugly?! Regardless of what ever insecurities you may have, true beauty is evidenced by how many people love and care about you. There are tons of 'beautiful' people out there who have no friends, no family and, most importantly, no Assholes. By that count, you are indeed one of the most beautiful people in the world. 8)
from hissandtell :
But I wanna be a Bitchketeer! Do you get together and play the Three Musketeers drinking game, too? (http://www.ringthis.com/tv_drinking_games/3musk.htm) Love, R xxx
from trishtastic :
Even though we've traded a couple of e-mails, I don't always comment on your diary entries. I've declared today my official Un-Lurker Day, so I've come out of the shadows to let you know that I always read. I don't always comment, but I always read :) Trish xx
from hissandtell :
A Scarlet F - what a magical idea to brand phantom farters! My friend V (a teacher) told me a story recently about how she had to use the staff toilets immediately after someone had left a particularly offensively stenchy calling card. When she came out, gasping for air, the School Chaplain - an extremely dishy young man - was waiting to go in. V was so embarrassed that he would think she was the evil stench-leaver that she obsessed about it for days. Finally a co-worker, in whom she'd confided her distress, approached the Chaplain and said, "Hey, do you remember the other day when you went into the toilet after V and it was really hideous-smelling? Well, she just wants you to know it wasn't her." Naturally, he politely denied all knowledge of having noticed anything untoward, which of course only made things far worse as far as V was concerned... Love, R xxx
from zencelt :
Fuck 'em. Or something like that. What a waste of training dollars and experience it would be if they took you off the project now... And with Ray all experienced and shit.
from absinthesigh :
Thank you for your sweet note! And many hugs comin' at cha. We must all stick together and be strong. Maybe some crazy glue.... 8-). with love, ophelia
from captainron :
I love you Pam :-) (Don't tell Mr. Weasel, OK)
from hissandtell :
For some reason, I am reminded of Patti Davis's story about how she admonished her father for burning plastics in his fireplace by reminding him about greenhouse emissions and the ozone layer. The President replied, "What does it matter? It all just goes up into the air." Love, R xxx
from boxx9000 :
I am definitely in mourning. I could NOT bellieve this has happened. I do not even want to imagine what hell will happen.
from almostgoldsf :
Some food for thought: http://www.boingboing.net/2004/11/03/_what_would_a_dumbas.html
from boxx9000 :
HAPPY HALLOWEEN......BOO!
from absinthesigh :
This is *unbelieveable*! Remember I left you a note long ago about our just-like-your's-neighbors behind us... with the pesticide and ... well you remember! Their house is for sale too!!!!!!!!!!! Can you believe this? Spooky. Got it all crossed for ya... and me %-). with love, ophelia
from hissandtell :
You know, you're the only person I read who can use nutjob, crackhead, whacknut and freak so eloquently in the one paragraph. And that, darling weasel, is why you're my hero. (I'm rooting for you in Operation Asscracks, too!) Love, R xxx
from zencelt :
Holy Shit! The Massengil party!!! I'm definately writing in Goose and Sully.
from augustdreams :
Thanks, six. That really helps, more than I can express. *hug* Big hugs to all your fuzzy ones, too.
from teacherlady2 :
I'm so sorry about Raff and your family's pain. He sounds like an incredible soul. Maybe it will make you feel better to know that there is a beautiful, blond, princessy hussy, I mean, husky, ready to flirt with him at the Bridge. Rotties always took a shine to Destiny :o)
from zencelt :
I'm crying so hard!!! Horseface,and he didn't even know it! I've got to go catch my breath.
from captainron :
I'm not sure why, but I've always been impressed to hell by that removing the bra inside the clothes thing. Simple things for simple minds I guess.
from teacherlady2 :
I feel your pain about the Sims. I have another issue with it--I don't get paid until next Friday. Oy! I'm fighting the urge to go spend my last $50 on a PC game when I know I have medication and pet food to buy. Sometimes I hate being a grown up!
from teacherlady2 :
Thanks for the notes. It's great knowing you have friends who care when it feels like you've fallen off the face of the earth. Do you know how isolating it is to not have power? My animals drove me crazy, all except for the weasels. They slept through the whole thing in great weasely fashion. Now they are sleeping next to an open window, catching a breeze, not caring in the least that the only power we have is from a noisy, stinky generator. Oh, to be a weasel. I digress, thanks for thinking of me, Chelle
from absinthesigh :
Fuzzy coughing can also mean heart problems. An enlarged heart can lead to fluid in the lungs. It is hard to catch as there are sometimes no other symptoms. You can take x-rays to check the heart size and view the lungs for cloudiness. Sometimes even listening to the heart does not reveal the problem. We lost a few this way 8-(. Hope your baby is okay. If it is a heart problem theres lots you can do to help them. with love, ophelia
from zencelt :
Yeah, I REALLY need to talk this through. I also want your Momma's opinion, not that I always follow it. But given my history with picking out men, H not included, I needs loads of advice. Only me...
from curiouoso :
Thanks. That pool and yard was made for parties, so the next time youre in town let the significant other and I know. And you and your companion(s) can try it out. We'll fite up the small refrigerator under the grill and fill it with libations! Arizona doesn't recycle glass as far as I can tell, but being in the habit from Ca. I've been saving for 8 months. I recycled all the glass on our Ca. trip; 400 lbs! All wine bottles! That's 50 lbs of empties a month....Pretty scary huh? Curiouoso*
from zencelt :
That was a beautiful entry. I've heard the stories before, but your writing them make them more real and visual. Incredible!
from he-left-me :
i just started this public diary, so im letting ppl no, that u can leave an entry. so plz do and if u have any comments leave me a note.
from hissandtell :
God, six, that story about your great-grandfather is just sublime and I hung onto every word. I agree with you that houses hold onto energies and presences of people who've lived in them, as I've experienced and heard about too many incidences to doubt it - even in my own home here. And I've had a couple of those unsettling "visitor" dreams when I've been staying overnight in strange places, and they're very, very different from normal dreams I have every night. (By the way, would you consider submitting the story for publication in a US magazine like "Country Living" or "Country Home"? I think they'd love it. Just a thought.) Love, R xxx
from teacherlady2 :
**Up front, Iím empathetic and understanding and encouraging. But inside, Iím wanting to throw a tantrum just like everyone else.** Funny, that's exactly how I feel with my 6th graders. Although, I do occasionally throw a tantrum. I have my students this year convinced that you must hold a college degree in order to whine. The beauty of it is only I can whine :o) Life is good.
from zencelt :
Oh my god, she said bush and dick! Happy Birthday dahling! Drink many beers and don't get too Sullied!
from teacherlady2 :
Happy, happy birthday! I hope it's wonderful and free from the wrong kind of Bush and Dick :o)
from hissandtell :
What a fabulously evocative entry, darling. And I love the "Pop Goes the Weasel" memory. And your darling Stacey-Dog. And the counsellor who seemed to know just what you needed. Oh, and Captain Sparrow - yum. But the lawnmower thing is pretty icky; I do hope whoever stole it uses it to keep their little Pleasant Valley Sunday corner of the world green and inviting - since their needs were greater than yours, apparently. Bastards. Love, R xxx
from teacherlady2 :
Oh my goodness, someone else who is waiting for Sims2 to come out. I thought I was alone in my age range. Thank you for saving me :o)
from teacherlady2 :
Thanks so much for your note. I really appreciate it :o) Hey, what kinds of snacks can I give my weasels? I feel like I know so little about these creatures.
from augustdreams :
"The Jumping Pecker's name is Woody." <-- Huh. huh. Uhhh huh. huh. huh. You said Pecker. Huh huh... Then you said Woody. That was cool. (Sorry! That sentence just gave me a very immature giggle. I couldn't resist a bit of B&B humor.) Give the weasels snuggles from me. :)
from absinthesigh :
Thank you for your sweet note. with love, ophelia
from hissandtell :
An amphibian house of prostitution? No, I simply cannot accept that. Frogs are far too stylish to engage in such indiscriminate activities, I'm sure. And the line "whacking their pinata" is still making me ponder. But perhaps you could fill it with frogs? Just a thought.
from dangerspouse :
How could anyone be disappointed by finding cake in a box that they thought held MORE WORK?? I should think it would be worse if it were the other way: Opening a cake from the bakery to find a stack of invoices that needed balancing. Funny entry! Now go by some Glade Air Freshener plug-ins and a drum of Fabreze.
from zencelt :
That's not possible. All the pervs are on my side. (Oh my god, I actually fell off my chair this morning and had to pretend I was looking for a piece of renegade apple.)
from eastportgrrl :
Yes we will try! I am thinking about just kissing the 2 boys and seeing how they kiss that can be a very good indicator.
from hissandtell :
Your conversation with Chris is still making me chuckle. My husband, realising he is unable to win through cold reason, always ends our conversations the same way: "My next wife..." I do admire your calm logic, darling!
from purplebanana :
I can think of a lot of things which I'd add to the DeUglification of America list: sweatshirts with rhinestone cats on them, Tori Spelling, etc.
from teacherlady2 :
You did it again! My first note in a new diary :o) It is addictive, you're right. I just realized I wasn't talking about me enough in the other diary, LOL.
from inacrumbling :
i'm not ashamed to say that i once spent over six hours on the telephone with a friend ... i think he picked up on the fact that i was feeling low and lonely at the time, so that could have been why ... the passage of time went relatively unnoticed until i finally caught a glimpse of my clock and realized it was past 3:30 in the morning. early morning convos are the best by far :) even better in person.
from hissandtell :
Ahhh, you know, sadly I still have a fond, fond place in my heart for both leggings and DARK eyeliner. Oh dear. And now I feel so utterly awful I might just have to go and listen to Duran Duran and Human League for a while, and hide away to watch Flashdance or Terms of Endearment or something. Oh, the shame of it all. Love, R xxx
from dangerspouse :
Man, those were terrific, non-assholery suggestions over at my place regarding the Great Leather Debate, babe. Thank you so much for your input!! I really like them - the bag WITH something in it is a twist I never would have thought of. Anyway, I'm heading off to a mall right now to see what they've got. Take care, and thanks so much again :)
from teacherlady :
Thanks for leaving me my first diaryland note :o) I'm really glad you're reading my diary and I'm also enjoying yours.
from zencelt :
Its starting again. The people at work wanting to fix me up because I have cute hair now. I got to work early to cram in a mid-year assessment of me for my supervisor, and was assaulted by all the perky in my business people wanting to fix me up with gee manetty man and other losers AGAIN. I can't take it!
from zencelt :
That was a powerful entry my dear. You do see things with the clarity of the clairvoyant. It amazes me.
from tacie77 :
One of my ferrets won't eat treats either. The other one will eat *anything*. Sometimes I show him the treat box with the happy ferrets on it and I'm all "See how happy they make all your little weasel friends? Just try one! Come on, do it!" I tell him he's most likely the only one of his kind who doesn't know the joy of tiny fruit flavored triangles. He's very good at resisting peer pressure though evidently. I'm sure he'll be happy to know there's at least one other little guy out there as freakish as he is. I can't wait to go tell him? oh my gosh, I need a life.
from augustdreams :
I agree. Boys are stupid. I don't know if there's just a bonehead gene stuck to that Y chromosome or what. *shakes head* I agree on friendship as well. It's sacred. Nothing is more important to me than the people I love. Anyone who hurts them or treats them badly earns my wrath. Fear it. Because I know a male silverback Gorilla and some cranky Rhinoceri personally! Heh. *Hug* How's the weasels?
from eastportgrrl :
Hey! I miss you and Zen. We all need to get together soon. J could probably use it. I may not be writing for a while (not that I was writing a lot anyway). Too much drama in naptown and I need a break.
from dangerspouse :
Hey, I pat my wife on the head too! It's easy, with her kneeling there like that... Oh, and as for taking off from work when sick, she says, "Fuck that. Sick days are for wimps." How can I argue, especially now that she outranks me?
from jorod74 :
thanks for keeping the faith in me. i have been gone far too long. your love and thoughts won't go unnoticed or wasted. thank you, sixweasels, for everything.
from zencelt :
Hurrah! Sully is my new "best friend." Gonna make me "glow," that one.
from zencelt :
Clive Owen. He gets a Dear God.
from myexodus :
Pam, email me and I'll give you my phone number. We have mentioned for a couple years of hooking up....I'm really up for it! I'm only an hour or so north of you.
from myexodus :
As all things in life...this shall pass...have mom keep an eye out for the coin =] Oh, I invited myself to go sailing with Chris, she said sure... she wants you and Zen to go along... This sounds like so much fun! I'll be in OC August 21st to the 28th. Or if easier, I could meet you all in St Michaels or Baltimore (yeah yeah) anytime thats good for you.
from hissandtell :
Um, my husband had a pet emu once with a dreadful Pica habit. It used to prowl the car workshop and eat anything shiny - coins, bolts, nails and bits of vehicles and motorbikes that it would peck off. Once it ate a bike chain and he (J) had to pull it out by the end that was hanging from its beak - we're talking about three feet of chain. I don't think he ever took it to the emergency room, though - but he did lock it out of the garage after a while.
from ebony-eyes5 :
tryin to get caught up on all my "reads" after my long absence ...your entries are great! btw, I haven't seen ANY cicadas here in PA, nor any in the parts of OH I've been to either. guess they must be pretty localized. I'll be headed to Baltimore in 2 weeks, so I hope they'll be done doin their thing by then ... I definitely don't need to have my boobs nor any other part of my anatomy dive-bombed by those bug-eyed monsters!
from jpoet112 :
i actually was reading about both Cantonsville and Elicot City, and the later did seem a bit pricey. i'm moving there in mid August - unfortunately, the peak moving season! but i'm excited. so i'll check out Cantonsville. i was hoping to maybe rent a small house with a back yard, but i don't know how feasible that is. thanks for the info.
from jpoet112 :
you're frickin hillarious. seriously, i really like your ramblings and your insights. tell me, what are some nice, grassy, tree-lined places where you can find a decently priced apartment in baltimore?
from hissandtell :
Actually, I think that "Pug" is a really lovely name for a pet cicada. That is all.
from eastportgrrl :
Hey six, I saw the pics from the cruise. Chica, you have some major ass-shrinkage going on! Way to go! Keep on going!
from myexodus :
Pam, I'm not so neurotic and have moved. Barbara
from hissandtell :
Beautiful entry, weasels. You never cease to amaze me with your writing. Love, R xxx
from dangerspouse :
I can't tell you how often I am in a snit over the state of my meat also. Tell Chris he has my sympathies. Otherwise: BWAAAAHAHAAAA! Funny ass entry! I love that cartoon! That's it, I'm going home and forcing (among other things) a Hurricane down NewWifey's throat. She may be BossWife(tm) Management at work now, but she all Blue Collar Trailer Trash hard drinkin' floozy at home, baby! Thanks for the note, 6W! :)
from hissandtell :
Yeah, well, it's five o'clock somewhere...hey, I found this website and thought of you, you Southern Cicada Tartlet you: http://www.urhome.umd.edu/newsdesk/pdf/cicada%20recipes.PDF - enjoy, darling! Love, R xxx
from dangerspouse :
Oh man, I can't believe BOTH your monkeys kicked my ass! (And I loved the Cartman reference!!) Jeez, it's the power of Pie, squared :) Anyway, I loved your description of Hershey. When I was a kid, we used to race in Candytown, nearby. After our races, my Old Man would take us kids to tour the chocolate factory in Hershey. Back then, at the intersection of every corner would be a tureen of chocolates and other candy, and we would stock up until we could barely walk. I don't think they do that anymore, but I still enjoy the Hershey Kiss lightpole tops, and chocolate bar street signs. Good for you - sounds like a great time! (And don't knock flip-flops up the butt). Ciao! :)
from dangerspouse :
Hey there, 6W! Sorry I've been away from your (and everyone else's) diary for so long. Just starting to catch up now. Gosh, reading back through your entries has been a real rollercoaster ride. You have my sympathies about Brooke, really. Hey, but have fun in PA! And I like Hissy's suggestion - only with children's skins, not bugs. You can cover much larger areas, even with malnourished preemies. Take care, kiddo :)
from hissandtell :
I ADORE cicadas. When I taught little tiny kids, we used to collect their cast-off split skins (the cicadas', silly, not the kids') and use them in collages. And if you spray paint 'em gold and hang 'em from string, they make mighty fine mobiles. And what's wrong with blatant intent of the cicadas' siren song? I think it ought to be adopted by everyone to make us remember how fleeting life is, and why it's so damned special. Hey, I just thought, miss weasels - picture it: cicada shells, spray painted silver, attached to a silver hair band. Instant tiara! Voila! Love, R xxx
from zencelt :
Nice entry about the Rebooblican. Hey, even us conservatives have black sheep.
from ebony-eyes5 :
I've been away from here for awhile and just got caught up on all the news ... I am SOOO sorry to hear about Brooke. What a sad ending for Mother's Day. 2 years ago my dog got so sick she almost died and I bawled like a baby, so I'm sure I'll be a basket case when it happens. Hope the sunshine we're getting is helping to brighten your days a bit. Hang in there!
from ebony-eyes5 :
thanks!
from eastportgrrl :
Big hug! So sorry to hear about Brooke. Come down to Naptown soon!
from lotabug :
Oh, sweetie... I am so sorry to hear about Brooke. One of the things I wish we had more time to do while we were there was to play with the weazes. I'm sorry I didn't get to cuddle with her when I had the chance. You must be so numb from all of this in the past year or so. I hope you can take solace in the fact that you loved all of them the best you could and that they couldn't have had better parents. Take care, much love and woozle hugs... Lota
from batten :
Shit. I just read about Brooke. It's so not fair. F--- this has been a lousy year for you. I am so sorry. Please call me tomorrow. I can be there in a NYM. All my love and support. Biggest hug ever. -me
from hissandtell :
Your poor Brooke. You poor darling. This was such a moving tribute; she must have been a complete sweetheart. Love, R xxx
from zencelt :
OK, I admit it. I am SOOO HAPPY she was a swamp moose. As committment phobic as I am, I still felt uneasy with H going out with someone. Maybe more than a little. MINE!
from hissandtell :
Darling weasels, you are neither horrible nor evil. Last week I had a telephone conversation with an old friend about a similar situation and I reacted exactly the same way. Of course, that may make me horrible and evil too, which is, after all, something my husband kindly reassures me of often.
from eastportgrrl :
Hey! Good Luck! It's hard, I know. drop me an email and tell me where you work again. I have a friend starting in admissions at a local u. (I will tell you more when you email me)
from methybeth :
well aren't you the sweetest. :) thanks. and good luck with your neighbours--I wouldn't fuck with someone who had (potentially) trained attack weasels, personally.
from ebony-eyes5 :
Welcome back! Loved hearing about your cruise, sooo many great stories ...kept me chuckling here for quite a while. ;-)
from eastportgrrl :
Hey I missed you too. all 3 of you! i have got the travel agent working on a week of St. Matin or Belize. I have also been thinking about Ireland in the spring!!!!! What do you think! SEE YOU SOON!!!!!! COME SEE US IN NAPTOWN!
from hissandtell :
Cockmaster Camp Cookware? I LOVE it! I bet it comes with an amusing overtly-suggestively-rude boyo-apron with realistic-yet-exaggerated latex appendages.
from parlance :
An Ode To Assholery -- Agreed/Approved.
from zencelt :
How dare The Boys show up without us! They could have at least called you to be sure you'd be around. I for one was glad I drove back home, because I woke up with a fever of 101. Ouch! The fever is gone now, but I'm still pretty boogered up. That's slowly going away too though. I love your entries. You've really captured it for all of us.
from hissandtell :
I'm wheezing with laughter imagining the two big-haired tit-squashed horny Boat Hos missing out with the dashing Captain AND scaring off the poor scampering waiter. Oh, and the charmless leg-humping pugwoman. Must get glass of water now. xxx
from hissandtell :
Sublime, darling. So glad you're back and tanned. xxx
from batten :
EEEEEEEEEE!
from hissandtell :
You can't stop "squeezing the weasels"? Is it just me, or is there something vagely arousing about that line? And I really wish you'd played your "girl card" - I so love to see grown men with fear in their eyes, running away and throwing chocolate at menacing women. It's what life's all about, really.
from ebony-eyes5 :
Headin off on a road trip for the next few days and just wanted to say Bon Voyage before you leave ...have a GREAT time! Lookin forward to hearin all about it when you get back. :)
from hissandtell :
Fuck, you make me laugh! Yes, I for one want a daily Slapometer, six. And yes, it's hard to be a princess with a matched set of green plastic garbage bags. I kinda suspect that they'd all be disappointed in you if you didn't say the F-word with luggage like that. It's hardly Louis Vuitton, after all. But I'm also relieved beyond belief to learn that you've at least factored in the effort to wash your arse in an otherwise hedonistic experience. Phew!
from zencelt :
OH MY GOD. That last entry about little dicks got me rolling! Thanks for the B-day wishes and the big laugh! BTW - I think that 33 cruise waiters should spank me 33 times each. I'm just saying...
from almostgoldsf :
I will put on my thinking cap RE: ways to annoy the annoying neighbors... Thank you for the words of encouragement... it's a scary leap to take, but I know it's what I need to do right now... :) I'm excited about all the possibilities.
from hissandtell :
God, this entry made me laugh and cry. You poor baby, with those arseholes to contend with. You do have my sympathy. It seems to me that the only thing worse than a song sung by Hank Williams Jnr is one sung by Hank Williams III. Other than that, I really have no advice or suggestions...other than to agree wholeheartedly with Ophelia about a bloody high solid-plank fence.
from absinthesigh :
I have a similar neighbor to the "rear" of my home. My kitchen looks into their trash/disabled autos/broken furniture/mosquito breeding broken cement pond strewn yard. One day while our dogs were outside in the backyard we looked out the window to find said homeowner and woman friend armed with huge pesicide/herbicide tanks with hoses attached. The wind was blowing pretty hard and they were spraying something all over the place, it was running down their arms and blowing back into their faces AND into/onto our yard and dogs. The hoses on the tanks were behaving like a water hose when the water pressure is turned too high and fluid was flying everywhere. We ran outside to ask them what the heck they were doing and he said "these weeds is takin' over my yard". We stood there stunned, looked at the garbage and such and the shower they were taking in thick herbicide then hightailed it out of there with our dogs before the wind turned again. They were out there for awhile, probably until they ran out of whatever it was that was in the tanks. All the plants turned that nasty color they turn when they die of unnatural causes and our trees have never been the same. We discussed moving but have instead decided to build a wall. As high as the city will allow. If your neighbors are like mine, there is no way they could afford to move. They would only start a range war perhaps fueled by their lack of choices and the sense of entitlement to do as they wish on their property. Someone in my neighborhood has called the city a few times to complain and our neighbor was forced to clean up... or pay a fine. Maybe there is some code they are violating, especially if they are tossing stuff into your yard. with love, ophelia
from hissandtell :
I loved your story today. I actually have a friend in a similar position - she went off to study and see the world and make her mark, and her younger sister stayed home and worked in her father's (very successful) hotel and has become the Parochial Pub Princess. It amazes me what impresses some people. Personal achievements? Pish tosh. I suppose the only thing that would enhance your considerable charms in their eyes would be if you were three feet tall with a flat head for your fawning admirers to rest their beers on - you know, the perfect woman and all that...
from hissandtell :
Thanks so very much for your beautifully kind words about me in your entry. I loved your reminiscences about your holidays and being stalked by Crazy-Ass Jimmy and his bb gun. The pig sounds rather like Arnold Ziffel, I thought, except I don't know if Arnold ever got up from in front of the television long enough to walk onto the porch and sniff the air! And what a unique way to begin to hate MJ - but I guess we all had to start somewhere...
from ebony-eyes5 :
You are gonna have such a great time on the cruise!! ... and it'll be great to be away from all the crap at work for awhile. Also, the bit about your grandma wanting a pervert cracked me up.
from hissandtell :
The very idea of your surprise - or bewilderment - over your grandmother's desire for a pervert of her very own is priceless. You are hysterical, you naughty girl.
from fargahar :
There is this new show on TLC called "In A Fix" and they take houses that have been in various stages of construction or decnstruction for far too long and fix them up....sounds like you and Chris would be ideal candidates for that show....
from batten :
I'll send Carson over straightaway. Oops. Snerk. hee! Okay. Let me, Heather and Zen at your place for a weekend, we'll get you Marthafied. Love you. Call me tomorrow or something. Big hug. -me!
from lotabug :
I would say that you would be the animal trainer or the ring master... working at the college has given you skills suited for either job. The bon voyage party is set, eh? Excellent! (see Mr. Burns' fingers dance) I'm am soooo looking forward to the party and everything else. My life has pretty much turned into a festering, stinking pile of dung these last few weeks and I need a vacation desperately!!! Explanation will be forthcoming in person in... er, about 2 weeks... Woo hoo!!! See ya then, sweetie. Give the woozles a hug. K. must see the woozles while we are there. 8)
from hissandtell :
The circus dude tales left me wheezing with laughter. I hope you intimate to creepy B that you did all go off and shag Corky the Circus Boy senseless in a wild frenzied lion-tamer-whips-and-chairs orgy. Then maybe he'll change his mind over the lock of hair, the sicko.
from science-boy :
I am so very glad that it worked out all right. It can be very traumatic and the effects can sneak up on you a few days later (hence, the post-traumatic stress you hear so much about) so prep yourself in case it does. If you want to chat, let me know. Have a great day! s-b. ps - thanks for the nice description in your profile!! You rock!!
from zencelt :
Congratulations on the promotion again! Some rewards are given because of hard work, sacrifice, innovation and pure, raw talent. Don't give in to the University "standard" of she who has the most formal ed is the smartest and prettiest. You have no idea how much you deserve this.
from hissandtell :
You should be eaten about the buttocks with a shillelagh, missy, for letting down the Paddy side. On a more sombre note, I'm so sad about your Stacey-Dawg. Our baby is a tail-wagging part-border-collie too and I don't know how we'll ever cope when she leaves us. Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Fabulous entry about the champion butt-kisser. but I do have to say - Don Henley a lounge lizard? The pompous self-righteous enviro-prick who not only thinks himself the living incarnation of Henry David Thoreau, but also wrote the immortal lines about how her mind is tiffany-twisted AND she got the mercedes-bends? Sheesh. Some people have unattainably high standards.
from hissandtell :
What a brilliant entry! It sounds hysterical. Doughy dicks - I love it. Years ago I woke up to find the whole house decorated in phallic shapes by two male guests - things like a tall bottle with two oranges in front of it, a zucchini with cherry tomatoes in the appropriate place - there were dozens of 'em dotted about. No bread ones though, that I ever found...
from hissandtell :
More Ass-Smacking! Please don't ever deprive your readership! (And I fell for it. I really thought there was going to be lotsa wee-carnage in your bathroom story.)
from batten :
We have got to stop sharing a brain... (grin) Oh lordy. Heather and I are planning to make the trek up to Sully-fest. Send her directions. Or I'll call you this evening. My liver can't afford the overload at this point and also the temptation to smoke has been strong strong strong recently so abstaining from vast quanities of alcohol would be in my best interests but I'll watch and kibbitz! (grin) See you tomorrow night! Whee! And only 3 weeks to boat-time. Jaysus! Love, me
from hissandtell :
Why don't you just take the bull by the horns and pee on Sully's floor yourself? At least you'd be sure of a good job that way, instead of the nagging gnawing worry that always seems to go along with delegating any task!
from hissandtell :
Mullets are truly one of the most hideous things to inflict on children. I mean, if you are a grown-up and choose to venture into the Mullet Kingdom as your lot in life, that's fine, but sheeez - on a little kid? Makes my blood boil! Actually it used to make me quake in fright when I'd see them, aged four, lining up outside my classroom. You just knew that their fathers (if they were on the scene at all and not just some random bonk their alcohol-challenged mother once treated herself to in the laneway outside the pub) were going to talk to you openly and frequently about their ass-burn, and their mothers were going to be in dire need of one of those hairwash thingies...
from eastportgrrl :
Hey Congrats on the raise and the tax issue. Could you have lil sis email me or call me if she still is intersted in the job or even if she is not. MUCH APPRECIATED! I think she would be a great fit!
from zencelt :
Yahoo! Congrats! A raise and no taxes to pay. You are definately ordered to take in a pampering spa treatment. You deserve it.
from hissandtell :
Hi - I found you through absinthesigh and dangerspouse - I'm loving the read. I don't think I've stopped laughing yet!
from lotabug :
I could do with a pair of cruise-colored glasses. Just 32 days before I fly to B-town... WOO HOO!! Is that ex-alumni-chapter-prez you were talking about, who I think you are talking about? Just curious... <slightly evil grin on my face> It won't be long before we are on the ship again, and if memory serves, there were many people who ate in the restaurant on formal nights who weren't in formal wear. Lord knows, one of my nights will have to be shabby chic at best. Will pick a night and coordinate our casualness... 8) Take care and give the woozles a hug for me.
from joleen :
Hey, do you watch "Survivor"? Well, this one contestant, Richard Hatch (who got voted out last night), likes to walk around naked, right? Normally, CBS just puts a little fuzzy spot over his little fuzzy spot, but last night that had this disclaimer saying the following scene contained material of an adult nature, so I thought, Oh shit, they're going to kill an iguana and eat it!, but apparently it was a prolonged shot of Richard Hatch with a fuzzy spot over his fuzzy spot. Can you believe it? They're now, CBS, disclaiming anything and everything, just in case it's another boob fiasco. When did we revert to the Victorian Age? Why are we going back in time when we had made so much progress? AIDS? Republicans? Herpes? Bush? Not even bush? :) Have a great weekend, don't drink too much!
from dangerspouse :
Hey there, Ms. Mustela! Thanks for stopping by my Humble Emporium of Taste and Discretion and leaving such a swell note. I can't believe I've never read your stuff before - the few entries I've plowed through in the last half hour were just sterling. I'm looking forward to returning and harassing you in days to come. Ciao, Bella!
from lotabug :
I loved the passport entry! It is so true, for so many of us that have lived in our little niche in the world content for a time. But then, the travel bug will bite and you have no choice. I was the same way with my passport too. I just kept opening it up and looking at it. After the trip to Egypt when the memories started to fade, I would open it up and look at the stamps, just to prove to myself that it wasn't a dream, that I had actually been there. In a month or so, when we're on the ship, we'll be expanding all of our horizons just a little bit further. Hopefully, with a handsome eastern European waiter by my side. 8) Take care, sweetie and I'll see you soon. Yippee!!
from ebony-eyes5 :
I know exactly how you feel about traveling ... it's always been a passion of mine, even though I don't get to do it often. I was thrilled about my passport too ... I just figured my excitement was another sign of my dorkdom ... haha! Don't give up you dreams, you'll get there someday! I'd always dreamed of seeing Europe, and finally got there 2 summers ago (after my first passport expired and I was half-way through the "life" of my second one.) By the way, love the pics of your ferrets ...we have 5 (actually, they're all at my daughter's house now, but I miss the lil critters, and I get to babysit when she's away.)
from lotabug :
The booger thing... that's just not right. Ew! I hope there's no chance that I've had this guy for a prof., please tell me I won't find ancient snot on a term paper!?! The cruise is so close I can almost taste it! (No pun intended) You have a great weekend, sweetie. Talk to ya later. 8)
from batten :
Oh honey. I am so sorry you're going through this. Hey, if you need to get away, my key is under the doormat. You can stay at my place as long as you like, if it comes down to a sanity check, okay? Big hug. I wish there was something more i could do to help. Call me if you need a friendly shoulder, okay? Love you. -J
from batten :
Okay so both our weekends seem to have turned out okay despite not getting to hang out fro what feels like the umteenth weekend in a row. It's so cool, your hanging out with little J like that. Okay, so here's the dealie-bob. I'm back from t/st.p on the 16th. If I'm not off to W-burg to minister to P, I am all yours either Friday or Saturday. Your place or mine? Alert the Zen! (And the Sully-man!) Fun will be had and havoc raised... (grin) Big hug to you, darlin' and much love. -J
from no12trust :
Your weaselys are sooo cute! My baby, Kissy, is a chocolate mutt. AH O.O and my cat just clawed my ass! owwww Oh and one other thing "I beleive you have my shtapler"
from darkoverlord :
Hi. You look AWEsome. So are we. Check out our adventures! :-D
from zencelt :
Hee, hee! Boob drama. I just had to beat out Janet for her little boob debaucle.
from nightdragon :
I know EXACTLY where you're coming from. In the past year, we've lost one of our rats and our former rabbit, Blackie. Blackie was nine years old. ={ Such a loss. And just this morning, we had to euthanize another of our ratties. If you decide that you DO want a go at this assface, just let me know, and I shall reveal him to you! That I promise.
from batten :
Hey, woman. You know I feel the same way about you, y'know. Just keep swimmin' and thinking about April... Big hug. Next weekend? Before I head off to Tampa? Lemme know... Much love. -J
from eastportgrrl :
It will be called Growler's Pub and it is on Potomac and Fleet!
from zencelt :
Hostility, from me? God help men when I'm PMSing. Poor little guy. Men are just ten times more annoying when the curse is upon you. I really do love ALL my boys. Really...
from jorod74 :
as long as you just get a set of the figures, and don't order from the franklin mint, you will keep your right to mock trekkies. as for your loss, i am sorry. keep your chin up, feel the love from the weasels, and get as much snow as you can take. heal, my friend. heal...
from zencelt :
I told you my mom thinks that Kheta is my grandmother reincarnated, right? Bosslady might have a point. Hmmm...
from janie12975 :
I'm so sorry to hear about Stacey. I remember how she took to me the day Nicole and I met you for the first time. She was a wonderfully sweet dog, and I am glad I had the honor of meeting her personally. ((((Hugs)))) to you. Sorry it took me so long. My CPU burnt up so I borrowed a computer. (((hugs))) to you again.
from inkdragon :
I'm sorry your Stacey passed. So sorry.
from eastportgrrl :
So sorry about your puppy! You are in my thoughts1 If you need anything let me know. -Heather
from absinthesigh :
I know there is absolutely nothing anyone can say to make things better however, I wanted you to know I thought about you all night last night. I have 5 very old dogs (and it scares me to death) and this year I have lost several fuzzies and dogs that were clients, two dogs we were with when it happened. So... I thought about you all night and wanted you to know you are in my heart, thoughts and prayers. with love, ophelia
from nixtress :
So sorry to hear about another of your furry friends' passing. :(
from zencelt :
I am so sorry you had to go home to a puppy that had passed away. I wish I had been there to help. I will be down Friday though. So when the tears come, we can cry them together. Hang in there babe.
from batten :
Oh Pam. Hell. I really wish I wasn't leaving tomorrow. Is there anything I can do? I am so so incredibly sorry. I love you very much. I'm sending you a huge bear hug and many prayers. -J
from batten :
I am so sorry about Stacey-dawg. What's going on? Do you need me? I can be up there in no time. Big hug, woman.
from zencelt :
Poor doggie. Is she sick? Can I do something? I'll be down this weekend and we can blubber like fools together.
from batten :
Try to pace yourself or you'll get sick again... (Yes, I'm pulling a Mom.) Send up a flare when you can. I'm off to California next week so if you've the urge to come play this weekend, let me know. Love you too. Big hug. -J
from absinthesigh :
Some of our weasels like Nutri-Cal (Nutri-Stat there are a few types). It comes in a tube and most pet stores have it. We smear it on their bellies to do nails. None of our ferrets like Ferretone. There are other variations of oils for dogs and cats that we also use. We did have one ferret who would not take anything so I taught someone to scruff her for me when it was nail time. Good luck!! with love, ophelia
from absinthesigh :
I wanted to say hello, from a fellow weasel worshipper... we had a hard year as well. My thoughts are with you. with love, ophelia
from augustdreams :
I'm so sorry for your loss. Our fuzzy friends are a deep part of our hearts and souls. Take comfort in knowing you have your friend a wonderful, safe, warm and happy life. I know how much it hurts, but it will get better with time. You'll be able to look back on good times and they'll bring you smiles rather than tears. My thoughts are with you. ~Nic
from marlen816 :
((Hugs)) Pam!
from anonadada72 :
I'm really sorry to read about your loss. I don't know you, but your pain is obvious and it nearly brought me to tears. Weaz was lucky to have so much human love . . . I hope his passing was easy and that you find some peace and comfort.
from batten :
I wish I could make it all better. I am so sorry. Crying for you and Weaz. You were the best gift he ever had in his life. Love you very much.
from bluperspex :
you know what the funniest thing is... i find myself saying that cery thing EVERY year :) ohhhh, when will we ever learn :)
from nacwolin :
Not sure this made it to your GB (it was acting wonky on me)... Your entries make me giggle in the midst of this crazy packing-loading gig! I can't wait to get together over the holidays :-). Bug hugs, girl. You are awesome (sorry I didn't have a chance to tell you so yesterday!).
from captainron :
Hmm, all the benefits of having a Masters without the boredom and $$$$ that one costs? Sweet... Look, they view you as an equal, as a valued contributor, as somebody they respect. Who are you to argue with them, they have MASTERS degrees!!! As for the mice... I think mine are the Mexican variety because they seem to all be trying to do the hat dance in my attic at 2:00 am while I'm TRYING to sleep. You have family and friends who love you. Life could be a lot worse. {{{hugs}}}
from zencelt :
Thanks for the note. It made me laugh. I have to admit, the four of us were definately the smartest and the prettiest. And we have a hell of a lot of fun together. Even when I am depressed and mopey.
from batten :
Your guestbook hates me for some reason. I still think you're pretty no matter what. Don't talk about wooly worms! Another winter like last year's might drive me screaming into the arms of Florida, never to return... Feel better. Love you. -J
from zencelt :
My home remedy for a cold is Hot and Sour soup with Hunan Chicken. I agree with Batten too. Hot toddies with lemon, honey and a shot or two of whisky. Feel better soon!
from batten :
Feel better, sweetie. Hot toddies are a good way to kick the boogers out too. Then you won't have to be asking "Why is all the rum gone..." Love you. -J
from zencelt :
Your entry made me giggle and I really needed one. Ghetto ginger house!
from lotabug :
I'm really bummed that I wasn't around for the 'penis party.' Any chance at all that either you or Steph thought of me in your party purchases? Hmmn? Please? 8b
from jorod74 :
wow, for the first time, you have made me associate ankle-biter with a non-human thing. I am so used to calling my nieces that, ya know. if they are gonna bite ya for no playtime, wear the socks to bed. peace.
from squirrelrat :
It is funny how people just drift away, especially after sharing so much, but, alas, it happens. Happy Thanksgiving.
from jorod74 :
they don't eat weasels... maybe the other way around. but that may be a blessing after six months of that kind of language.
from virginmary :
i'm happy that you've added another beastie to the mix. :) go chris! and congrats also on figuring out that applying for that job wasn't the right thing. sure wish *i'd* made that wise of a move a few months ago, because of all the reasons you mention. ah well, live and learn! anyway, have fun with the new little girl.
from lotabug :
Aw! You got a new furry wurry one! I bet she's adorable. 8) I like the name 'Lilith' personally, just a suggestion. Yeah, I'm feeling left out of the cruise comiserating over here! It's okay, K and I do a bit of our own as well. I can't wait! And we can start booking excursions soon. Yippee!! Take care, sweetie... and give the new weaz a hug for me. 8)
from capt-jim :
Yay! A new carpetshark! The cabin-boy and I were taking bets on how long it would be till you get another one. He'll be happy and excited to know! The Captain, who hates signmyguestbook.com, because it thinks I've signed too many guestbooks today or something
from fargahar :
Congrats on the new weasel...now I want one...I have been seriously considering getting a new weasel. It has been 2 years since I lost my last weasel and my heart has been aching for a new one ever since. As for the name...I always found with all of my pets their name becomes apparent after a few days.
from boxx9000 :
Steven Tyler, huh? My hair NEVER gets longer only BIGGER. Getting a hair cut for me is like a hedge trimming. It could always be worse, right?
from lotabug :
Casting my vote for "Vin Weasel"... It's three to two now isn't it? Democracy rules. He's gotta be a 'buff' weasel though, to live up to the name. No wussy weasel can pull off a name like that. Oh, hey, what about calling him Riddick? It's Vin's best role, at least in my opinion. I like that one too... Take care sweetie! Only 4 months and bit more till CRUISE!!!!
from jorod74 :
these people you work with, they are "educated" right? if so, get the institutions, er, colleges and have 'em audited. oh, Chief, tell quint and Hooper you need a bigger boat than the S.S. Dumbass. looks like it will be more than a 3 hour tour, too.... love ya!
from zencelt :
Damnit! You just made me cry at my desk again about Paulie and his damn dog! My co-workers are thinking I've been mentally damaged. I hope we see him Friday. :0 (((
from trinity63 :
You have such a big heart, and I know it's breaking. I am just so sorry darlin. And nothing I can say is going to make you feel better. Hugs.
from cosmicrayola :
Couldn't do a guestbook entry. So here I am. My heart goes out to you. I know how much you love all your family. (((hugs)))
from l-empress :
This is a helluva time for the guestbook to act up. I am so very sorry. It isn't fair, and nothing anyone says will make it better, at least not for a while. Take care of yourselves.
from batten :
Hey sweetie, I'm going to see my folks tonight but I can be in B-more bright and early tomorrow for as much moral support and Kleenex as you need. I'll call you later, okay? Hang in there. Love you. -J
from zencelt :
Shit.
from captainron :
Damn.... God I guess there's nothing else to say.
from jorod74 :
Elen Silla Lumen Omentevello, once again. damn. what little heart I have, what finite strength i have, it is all yours. i'll say one more prayer before i sleep. My friend, I feel God is sleeping on the job for all the ill you have encountered lately. let Him sleep; some of us here love you and will see you happy once again- and soon. love, jorod.
from almostgoldsf :
oh, honey, I am so sorry.
from marlen816 :
I am so sorry to hear about Stewie! ((Hugs)) and prayers for you!
from lotabug :
Aw, sweetie, I am so sorry to hear about Stewie. Earlier today Zencelt and I were e-mailing back and forth about how we hoped and wished everything would go well for him, not just for his sake, but yours. You have been through so much with the other weazs and now work. I don't know what to say. I haven't known you that long, but you've grown to be a good friend and I wish I could take away all the pain you've had to deal with these past few months. Hang in there.
from strangerlucy :
I'm really sorry you lost stewie. it isn't fair and you've had such a rough go of it all lately. I hope things get better soon.
from jorod74 :
prayers, my dear. Stewie will be all right in no time. I don't think one big mac will hurt. Just put a candle on it and celebrate a speedy recovery. as for you, prayers too. things will get better.
from zencelt :
Healthy weasel vibes............
from lotabug :
Sending positive weasel loving thoughts your way today, sweetie. Stewie is going to be fine. The little furry buggers are more resilient than we give them credit for.
from inkdragon :
11/06/03 I am thinking of you and sending best wishes for sweet Stew's successful surgery and speedy recovery.
from jorod74 :
I hate to say it, but your departed co-workers (minus the one w/ the 1-2 of the stroke and heart attack) could be called rats. they saw the ship sinking and swam for shore. anyway, curses are not permanent, and as soon as stewie gets better (can't bring myself to say fixed out of respect) you'll have one less hurdle and the others will seem smaller. peace, my friend. we love ya, so take that to the bank and put it to use.
from joleen :
I put this in your guestbook, but once again I'm getting error messages there, so it might never show up: Hey, for some reason this job listing keeps showing up on my Monster.com job search, in the emails they send me, so I clicked and got the web site url for you. I know you're not gonna do it, but still, it's pretty funny, yeah? http://www.phoneactress.com/
from zencelt :
Happy Anniversary and Happy shit kicking!
from jorod74 :
my entry for today (10/28) is all for you. Happy Anniversary, many more and to the mob at work that won't celebrate with you just by offering a moment's peace, @#$#% em and have a great time anyway. peace.
from jorod74 :
About friends, you are preaching to the choir, my friend. But some sermons are just so damned important, that you have to repeat them. Friends are one of the keys to salvation; i ought to know, they have saved me from disasters i know I would have never endured. hug your friends and keep on with the wata woiks, honey. Oprah won't mind....
from zencelt :
You and me working for your daddy is looking better and better. We'll make a killing on those rednecks and get the weasel-guy all fixed up in no time. Maybe you could set out a jar with a slit in the lid? With his adorable picture on it, everyone would throw in a dollar or two.
from jorod74 :
reverse psychology rules! ;)
from jorod74 :
all i will say is that i like purple...but not the other thing. may i offer some absurd advice? in the mood you are in, do not rent "dead presidents". it is about a broke guy who tried to rob an amored car full of money- millions, as it is being transported to a place to be incinerated. the guy gets life for trying to save money the government wanted to burn. sad. why do i tell you such things, my friend. As they say about the warnings, they don't write then unless someone has done it. (me.) anyway, i don't think it is whoring trying to get ahead or break even- especially if it is for a furry loved one. peas, love and carrots. 8^P
from inkdragon :
Thank you for loving Robyn for her short life. I am so sorry for your loss.
from marlen816 :
Sorry to hear about Robyn - ((Hugs))
from joleen :
I'm sorry, I read your diary backwards! I forgot to mention Stewie, the cutie with the tongue out - your vet sounds great, and I'm sure everything will be okay. Your willingness to spend all the money you don't have is inspiring me to get Gladys' lumps on her belly checked out. Even if they are lipomas, she needs to get them aspirated to make sure they're not cancerous. Good luck with everything, and again, I'm so sorry you lost Robyn. *Hugs*
from zencelt :
I second that. Take care!
from lotabug :
I am so sorry to hear of your loss. Zencelt wrote that not only is Stewie ill, but that another of your pets passed this morning. I am so sorry, sweetie. Let me know if you need someone to talk to or a shoulder to cry on. I know Zencelt is a lot closer, but have my support and sympathies if you need them.
from nacwolin :
Blech - got the same guestbook error Janie did, so I am not sure if what I wrote actually posted... Anyway, was trying to say: So, Chris is joining the ranks of us 33 year olds, eh? Happy, happy day to him, and hope you both have a wonderful weekend celebrating!
from zencelt :
Oh my god, let me catch my breath. The wax thing . . . ohmygod! I haven't stopped laughing yet!
from jorod74 :
married with children....only al bundy could get away with the #$%%^!@% level of customer abuse he dished out- how i envied him. please seek counseling for the Martha Stewart affliction... we can pray for you. (Is it just me or isn't peg a bit more sexy than Martha stewart?)
from captainron :
I'm deliberately not commenting on the motorcycle thing. It wouldn't change his mind and probably just would make you worry more.
from lotabug :
You're going to get a tatoo?! Yay! Another one is going under the needle!! My advise is between your shoulder blades. That's where mine is and it wasn't to painfull. Depending on what you where, you can either show it off or hide it. Keep in mind that your non-dominant side will hurt a bit more and anything right over bones will hurt a bit too. It's bearable and after a bit, you forget the pain. Kinda like childbirth... at least that's what they tell me. Good luck!
from lotabug :
Hey girls! Look up a few kilts, drink way too much mead and eat a bread bowl full of chili for me! Have fun guys!
from lotabug :
I didn't realize that you hadn't applied for the big job. It sounds like your present situation has just leapt from the frying pan and into the fire. I am so sorry to hear this, sweetie. 8( You will deal in your own unique fashion, I am sure. I just hope you don't get too festooned (is that even a word?) with crap in the process. Good luck.
from zencelt :
Eeeew! Your work situation is sounding more and more horrifying. My condolences...
from zencelt :
Cheers on the job decision! Welcome back to Assholia city limits! Land of Uber Assholes would have been too far to drive ; )
from waycoolmama :
Sept 1... I just love your diary. I have 3 out of the list of favs that I always look forward to... and you're one of them. I'm feeling kinda mushy today and wanted to share.... (awww) Later.
from marlen816 :
Happy Birthday!
from lotabug :
What the... This past week has just been so wack for you and Steph, and now this! I wish you well and hope the shit doesn't splatter too much.
from lotabug :
I, for one, am greatful for your jaunts into Assholia and the stories you write about them. My life would be much more mundane without them. 8)
from neurotic-one :
Happy Birthday! Well, I'm a bit late, but hope you have many more.
from lotabug :
Glad you had a happy ass birthday, sweetie!!!
from zencelt :
HAPPY FREAKIN' BIRTHDAY! Woo hoo! That means we have to party this weekend. Awww.
from koomaster :
Hey, thanx for the note and offer of help with the whole college administrative nonsense! For right now I think I'll be able to handle it - but it's nice to know I have someone in the know :) - Peas!
from lotabug :
Didn't everyone have a thing for Joe Elliott?
from lotabug :
Give good interview, eh? That sounds interesting. 8b I say screw it and apply for the position. The worst thing he can do is tell you no. If he give you any crap, be honest and tell him that you've seen the iceberg and it's getting awfully big ... Grab your nuts and run with 'em girlie!!!
from lotabug :
How 'bout "I" grow up and marry Captain Jack Sparrow? I like the sound of that. 8) And why on earth would you ever doubt that you can do the writing thing? You are amazing at it! I apologize for not giving you a shout out regarding the last bit you sent, but I've been going a wee bit nuts here at the ol' homestead. Not much time to read in between work, exercise and starvation... 8 more months till I can have another Malibu Bay Breeze delivered to me by a beautiful man in uniform! Yay! Oh, by the by, have you received a confirmation from the travel agent yet?
from lotabug :
I don't know if I should laugh or cry for you, sweetie. 8) Exercise is serious stress reliever as well as working out one's emotions... At this rate you'll be a super-model before Thanksgiving! Hang in there! *subliminal message* CRUISE!!! WE'RE GOIN' ON A CRUISE!!! *end subliminal message*
from katehackett :
*hug!* Thanks for swingin' by...do so anytime. And, dude! My boyfriend lives in Baltimore County...off Reisterstown in the hoity-toity rich people section.
from strangerlucy :
somehow I didn't catch your entry yesterday. I'm sorry that you lost one of your brood. I'm glad you got to be there with her. hope things improve at work- it sounds like the budget problems are turning it into a 'job'- which always makes it harder to get up in the mornings.
from katehackett :
*hug!* sorry about your pet. ...I noticed you're from Bmore...whereabouts? I'm in HoCo myself.
from tuff517 :
I'm sorry to hear about your little Callie. My thoughts are with you.
from lotabug :
Now, why did I leave MD again? After a story such as this, it's beyond me... 8)
from neurotic-one :
Its too soon to sign again in your guest book....but what a lovely story of love. You ought to print out that entry and give it too them in a frame for a wedding gift.
from rdhdprincess :
Great list! And I sure hope you're not kidding about Toby Keith because then I will look like a freak for declaring my undying love for him in your notes, but yes! I love that someone else I know loves him! I get to see him live, exactly one month from today, I remind myself of that whenever I want to quit my job and walk out! And Aerosmith, you lucky girl! Anyways, loved the list, brilliance!
from mrainbows :
I have been told.... that I exhibit weasel like behaviour.
from lotabug :
I wouldn't say that you're the anti-christ. Maybe one of Satans minions, but not the anti-christ... I would never go cruising with the anit-christ and anyone who loves weasels as much as you do can't be THAT bad... 8)
from lotabug :
Ah, sweetie... I am sorry to hear that today is strewn with the cowpats of Satan's own herd for you. 8( The one greatful thing is that you won't have a pink slip when you return to work tomorrow. It sucks, unfortunately, it's the way of things. I get to deal with the other end of this scenario. There are several people in our organization that NEED to be let go, but the job market is such here that we couldn't find replacements for them. Life is fooked! Try and think happy cruise thoughts...
from lotabug :
I wouldn't have picked Ghost Ship in preperation for cruising either... Interesting movie, I actually love the openening 'death' scene. 8b Luckily, our ships registry is Liberian not Italian. Ciao!
from skibigsky :
I'm missing the Weasel Wisdom... gretaski@hotmail.com Thanks!
from outfoxed :
Aw hell, I just got your email. Never mind. But yes, I will have another beer . . .
from outfoxed :
Pammie: For crying out loud - first Batt now you?!! Outfoxed.diaryland.com. Let's unfuck this pronto!
from louveciennes :
That damn thing never works. You can email me at junemiller31@hotmail.com.
from aislin-dream :
Hi! Could I please have a password? I'm going through withdrawals. Thanks! aislin-dream@diaryland.com
from indpndnt-ter :
Eeek!! Locked?! P/w please! hybridtheoryny@netscape.net
from tara10573 :
Password PLEASE!!! tara10573@msn.com
from almostgoldsf :
yikes. un password pour moi, please. I'm emailable via my username at diaryland.com
from boynurse :
Me too, ma'am, if you don't mind...bigrednpc@aol.com. Thank you....
from marlen816 :
If you don't mind Pam, I'd like the password....marlen816@hotmail.com
from oldhippie :
i'd appreciate a password, too, if you wouldn't mind.
from pig-snicket :
Could I have the password? pig-snicket@diaryland.com
from lunardwarf :
I'm jonesin' for a weasel fix! Password me! Thanks!
from golfwidow :
I must have a password. golfwidow@diaryland.com. I hope everything is all right.
from louveciennes :
May I have a password? Pretty please with weasels on top??
from ska-t :
growing up... is extremely overrated. and constricting.
from captainron :
I am way worried about our newly married friend... Sigh....
from latvianevil :
that's one of the best sayings in the world. your survey dulled my day, but in the coolest way possible. i hope that confused you as much as it did me. later, kid.
from srmrose18 :
hey i love ferrets. they are so cute. i have two. there names are kiki and uber. well their my bros. my sn on aol is rainbowbritecbs if you have one.
from neurotic-one :
Poopoo.....my last message to you in your guestbook went to the land of never-to-be-seen-again. I was commenting on the KFC girl and her wonderful chutzpah and regretting how I wasn't there to witness it for myself. Also, don't worry about you housekeeping abilities or lack of......its you and the weasels they come to visit, not your house.
from almostgoldsf :
tanks for taking my food survey.. i love the idea of lasagne as a Xmas tradition (I love it and it is one of the first things I ever baked)
from tattodnanny :
This was voted the number one joke in England. I thought you would like it, due to the prominance of weeasels and bars in it: "Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, 'I slept with your mother!' "The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. "The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!' "The other says: 'Go home dad, you're drunk."'
from nitapita0704 :
Jimmy Buffett is the man...
from roadiepig :
(Did I really type 'daed' in your notes last week? Duh!....Anyway....)....I tried to read your entry just now, and you page comes up as one of those 'The page you have requested is not available' things...is it just me, or is your page M.I.A.?.....I might have to check back in a few minutes, just to see what is going on......
from roadiepig :
Since Signmyguestbook is daed, here I am in the notes section!.........Sims is evil! Walk away, while you still can!....Wait, you said the new expansion pack includes pets? I might have to check it out- NO! I MUST AVOID THIS NEW VERSION!......Good luck, and don't forget to brush you teeth sometime in the next 48 hours of Sims-induced obsession.......
from veralynn :
Oh and there ya go making me all weepy at the office. beautiful dear...i hope you do meet again someday.
from ska-t :
Yeah... I hate to see myself as a hairy-backed, cave-painting, witchcraft-believeing SOB, but there you go. Stranger things.... Maybe if I start updating superstitions, they won't have the same impact; like "step on some crack, break an addicts back." Worth a try. Have a beer on me, writer-gal!
from deathwish33 :
hey! so u gonna name ur ferret turbo? lol..ive always liked the name! well, hey if ya wanna talk to me my AIM s/n is Confuzedkisses33 and my email is blondemoment831@yahoo.com!
from veralynn :
right back at ya babe! Thanks for being a great reason to avoid this whole silly work thing! ;)
from ska-t :
...you're gonna get tired of me filling up your message page. But I was riffing for some time on the comment you made about keeping your "real life" separate from that which goes on here. Which I believe, fervently. Everyone has to have a place apart, where you can hatch up the most diabolical plans, vent your spleen, or just let the words pass. I have always needed a reason to write... but never able to keep a paper journal past the first week. This comes along, which is still new to me, and it's a breeze. A lot of the drive comes from the interaction, virtual or not... without the distraction of the physical, of looking in the eyes of the souls who read your story, and saying what you damn well please without interruption. Those who are meant to connect, will, through kismet or otherwise. Or not. That's kinda real, too.
from ska-t :
Scarring, I have experienced. And can live with. The main thing to ask is, "can I live with the consequences?" Glad you're getting a laugh from the politics of promotion. Truly, that's the best way to approach the situation. Though, really, it's all good for you, you know. You've risen to a point where you can step up, to start with.... those around you give a positive vibe... you're all right, madame. And a sublime read for a turbulent mind.
from ska-t :
Yep, I do tend to bitch... at great length. Beats climbing the tower with a rifle, though. Dang, don't own one! Glad to see an interesting turn of events for you... grad school, that is. It sounds like you've got a pretty good grip, regardless what happens, work or otherwise... and a sense of humor don't hurt, darlin'. Funny... the more ya stress over something, then something else comes along to defuse the bomb. Of course, some a**hole keeps changing the fuse!
from evatrout :
I like your diary. Sometimes, I admit, I go just to look at the cute weasel pictures.
from ska-t :
Yeah... Hairytongue is kinda gruesome. I gotta laugh, too, until I get to the spew shots. So much for the discretion of the photographer! Of course, you got to be a repeat offender if someone's keeping a camera around, waiting for the money shot. I've just scratched the surface of your memoirs... the most recent. A very nice "Raising Arizona" tilt to the shenanigans! And whatever the heck a "shenanigan" is, I bet it's a good definition for "life." Roll With It.
from blueeyesblue :
I agree with you that there are a lot of untapped artists out there. That's why I love what i'm doing now. Thanks for the validation, thought the majority of my news cohorts will continue to think i'm a talented dropout... re your work problem, I know a co-application won't fly and won't even suggest it. I think you two should go out for a beer, agree to put in diffent apps, and cement your frienship to work for a common cause. One of you will end up the superior in name, but it's the friendship that produces the goods. M
from blueeyesblue :
I never thought of it that way. I never knew what to think. I did love him, his family, and Cath so much... I guess I never thought of him as another struggling human like all the struggling humans i love ... so thanks so much. M
from roadiepig :
Yeah, I noticed that Signmyguestbbok was down, too.....I guess using the Notes feature is better than nothing.......Thanks for the nice comment on the photo.People tell them all the time that the look like twins, but I don't see it myself.I was talking to ruby and saw Lisa in her mirrored lenses, and the picture was waiting to be taken........enjoy your Memorial day, and save a beer for me
from blueeyesblue :
Thanks for adding me as a fav -- and your description. (Never knew I could write -- except for a living, of course, which doesn't count.) I'll add you when I have a flaming moment -- or hour -- to spare agonizing over how to do it. Did you ever read "Never tease a weasel"? This is a staple from my childhood, tho I never had weasels (or ferrets). "Never tease a weasel; that's a frightful thing to do. Never tease a weasel; cause the weazel might teazle you...."
from dilettante :
Just read your note-- somehow, the notification from D-Land ended up in my bulk mail folder. Sometimes I just adore Yahoo. I, myself, would love to have a bar in the family. I hope to open one myself, someday, but it's not quite the same thing, is it? And I really wish there was the feline equivalent of your weasel drugs-- it would make manicure time so much more pleasant around here. BTW, I've never minded girl-suits. I've found they hide a multitude of sins, although that may not be quite so important to you. It's the pantyhose, however, that are a real bitch....
from shutupmom :
six weasels. seven llamas. and 9 flamingos.
from mbwillow :
Thanks for leaving me a note. Yes, yesterday when I received the compliment from the "big boss" it made my day. My job IS interesting actually. I work for 12 Native American Tribes in Alaska with their families & children. Well, thanks for the welcome too.
from his-escape :
your welcome. and no, not everyone. ;)
from his-escape :
how did you know that i love weasels ;)
from lickleangel :
meow. hi. u seem kewl. check out my diary sum time. :0)
from daysuit :
If you still can't figure out how to link to your guestbook let me know. It's still there at http://sixweasel.signmyguestbook.com You'll need to add code into your diaryland HTML to link back to it. Good luck :)
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