messages to sunfuck:
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from waka--- :
it's been a long time. talking would be nice.
from moodswing :
I'm glad you still come around here, too.
from raven72d :
was it at least a good hotel?
from raven72d :
We haven't forgotten you! Not at all!
from frankie123 :
fwiw, i think i started reading your diary an entire lifetime ago, when i was just sixteen or smtg. i'm glad you're posting again
from toejam :
Yes, please, can I have the password? whisperdida@yahoo.com I stay on this diaryland site because 1. I am too lazy to move my words and 2. I enjoy reading the words of several other people, you are included.
from modicum :
meow?
from kelsi :
Hey kid, I hope that was not what it seemed to be. I don't know you or anything about you but I've enjoyed your words over the years. Whoever you are, wherever you are, I hope you're okay.
from swallowthkey :
ugh break my tender diaryland heart. password please? tarynheart [at] gmail [dot] com
from msjessica :
Hi. Email is missjpulp@gmail.com. Thanks x
from frankie123 :
hey i liked your diary and haven't a reason to steal! (you can't leave me a note but kangshar@gmail if i may have a password)
from msjessica :
Hello there. I really like your words, sad to see you've locked up. Are you giving out passwords? x
from che :
are you writing another thing
from frankie123 :
:)
from frankie123 :
i remember when you used to come around here that was pretty rad eh? try it again
from mistakeface :
magick will certainly fuck with yr <i>choses de l'âme</i>, non?
from weatethesea :
Hi other buddy! I'm glad you're still around. Don't leave.
from che :
password
from frankie123 :
epilepsy: always a delight!
from frankie123 :
hey you're still alive! hi!
from alabee :
if you have one of these friend me http://www.facebook.com/ponys
from alabee :
oh just realized i've left many similar comments here before in the past. god fucking weirdo i am. sorry.
from alabee :
hello i have been reading your diary for years, and your writing inspired me a lot when i was 17, maybe 16. now i am 22. this is going to make me sound sleazy and nuts but i wish i knew more about you. unrelated: there was another diaryland diary aside from yours that i had read years back, i may have found it through yours? i'm not sure. the name was "twobicycles". i ended up accidentally meeting this person and getting to know them very well, then later finding out they were the writer of this other diaryland diary i fawned over. it is the strangest coincidence of my life. anyway i hope you don't decide to privatize your diary because of a creep like me.... just every once in a while i go back to visit you and it brings me back in a weird way/inspires me again, and i don't know you
from weatethesea :
Hey guy, where'd you go?
from spires :
i miss your words
from badinage :
bloody i love this journal
from julymalaise :
I like your diary, especially your layout, may I add? You can add me too if you like, because I totally don't mind!
from clashluver :
Hey yew. I fuckin' remember you!
from weatethesea :
My note just now was ten times longer than your entry. Um, EMBARRASSING!
from weatethesea :
Nothing can beat the assumption inherent in Dollar Tree's name: That for a suspended moment in time, while you're in its hallowed halls considering whether or not to buy a framed hollogram of Mary that turns into Jesus when tilted slightly to the left, money actually grows on trees. And it is all for you. And in the Fall, money can be harvested and made into jellies.
from moodswing :
http://bit.ly/6wMEa
from gonzoprophet :
i adore the way you see the world
from spires :
bet you can't guess mine! and yeah, it is beautiful. i'm kinda studying it-mostly i just like the way the words taste on my tongue. and like to feign being cultured. i'm starting university level classes in september which should be interesting, seeing as i'm jumping from grade 10 french which i just barely scraped a C+ out of, to an essay-heavy curriculum that actually expects you to, you know, understand shit. but i guess i do. the bad quebecois folk keeps me motivated.
from swallowthkey :
i hope that this lock is not permanent :(
from spires :
do you have blue eyes? your poem has led me to believe that you have blue eyes. mais excuse-moi si je suis etre une pejorative encore un fois, je saute sans les transitions absurdes souvent ces derniers temps. (est mon francais ca? si pas, corrige-moi s'il vous plait. ou pas, parce que l'est amusant a ecris, toujours. je suis divaguer. je pari que mon francais est si mal, je suis donnes-a-tu un mal du tete...merci pour le mot du passe!)
from moodswing :
excellent. we are agreed
from spires :
you're locked. :( may i have a password?
from moodswing :
shit. permanent?
from spires :
HOW DO YOU GET ACCENTS ON YOUR FRENCH E'S??!?!!!!
from spires :
that sounds so cozy and fun. and sorta like that movie about the sandwich shop and the three girls and the one dude with the mohawk who eventually gets with the hottest of the three girls and there's this like really young looking old woman gypsy that the shop owner is in love with but scared to talk to but in the last scene of the movie they're riding down the shore of a beach together, naked on a horse. i can't remember what it was called; it kind of sucked. but in theory it totally reminded me of that.
from spires :
they must be a lot more common than i'd like to think. also--a bagel shop! that sounds so fucking rad. were the owners jewish? did they serve tea alongside?
from secret-motel :
Yeah, I like to keep myself tucked in noise. I'm really enjoying your diary, too. I want to set aside a whole evening sometime soon and read it from beginning to end.
from weatethesea :
the same goes for you! in a really selfish way i hope you are using Diaryland long after i am not so that i can come back and virtual visit and feel virtual comfort that you're around. that maybe doesn't sound like a compliment but it totally is.
from gonzoprophet :
i think it's a myth that smoking kills your memory. you just begin to save room for what's truly important - the sense of things. you might not remember dates times..the sequence of things but i, at least, think that i experience life in a fuller way than simple facts can portray. it's not about specificities. like you said - you'll always remember that night.
from spires :
haha okay, that's kinda funny. around here we don't do stems because they make it harder to roll up.
from spires :
pot makes you infertile? are you making this shit up? i have never in my life heard that. i know people who have had babies BECAUSE of pot.
from spires :
i'd miss you if you left.
from weatethesea :
the only thing i like about diaryland is the ridiculous name and the fact that i've been using it since i was 17, and that means i have been using it for 6 years, which is absurd. also: if it makes you feel better, i (a real human person) have read your diary probably for 3 years and i have rarely found any typos. i'm too lazy to look up facts. you almost always impress me.
from spires :
i can't really stand oatmeal when it's just oatmeal, but when it tastes like warm brownie batter/pudding it is fucking delicious
from zoela :
thanks for your comment. i'd hide 128 iraqis in my apartment if not for our own stalinistic border patrol. it's genocide.
from errantnights :
i dont drink coffee unless it has been mixed with such a lot of other things that it no longer tastes like coffee. so italian sodas are what i get instead. and raspberry is the best.
from errantnights :
where do you work and is there raspberry italian sodas?
from weatethesea :
Ugh! I hate the idea of turning items for disadvantaged people into fashion accessories. Like homeless clothes. I also hate the idea of disadvantage itself being fashionable. High-five for hating the same thing.
from phaythles :
oh yeah the 2000% thing? I dnt get it either...what the hey...haha...
from phaythles :
Lmao! I so agree with you! I was like WTF when I heard...the economy sucks but what the hell we're gonna raise all 'sin' taxes...so instead of just bein depressed...we're all now depressed/angry/pissed off...lets see if we can keep our jobs cuz we're no longer perky or functional enough...because squares went through the roof and we can no longer afford our nicotine...
from errantnights :
yes
from bantenhut :
your feb 8 post reminds me of e.e. cummings. this is a high compliment, as i am totally in love with him!
from errantnights :
where is a good place for me to go in this town on a night like tonight?
from errantnights :
perhaps.
from errantnights :
what a coincidence
from errantnights :
Um. Wait. Tucson?
from errantnights :
slobbery, all over the shoes?
from l-alle :
re:: tiny nails- omg i saw one of these yesterday and i couldnt stop staring! [i mean, also he sort of looked like a 17 year old edgar winter, but...]
from spires :
i'm not a big fan of the narrator's tone and the descriptions kind of really suck (my favorite scene in the movie is when he's smelling up that first girl he killed, but in the book it sounds quite dull) but yeah--the story plot is SO SO much better. but i think it was originally written in french or something and then translated, so that could explain it.
from spires :
i was reading your diary and clicked your profile and read your favourite movies and hey, i am reading perfume the book right now! and uhh...that's all.
from weatethesea :
I'll probably never go bald. I have hair like a jungle. A horrible, thatchy jungle.
from erases :
you are badass.
from weatethesea :
Well, I told my boyfriend I would make him a necklace out of it. FOOLISHLY, I was only thinking about its magic, and not its fashion implications. I think that's why he refused it. Fashion should always trump magic.
from jazmine408 :
I think your an amazing writer..
from weatethesea :
recipe insults!! LOVE. IT. !!!
from permeation :
i can whole-heartedly say that i would love to sit down with you at some random house party - on a sofa in the corner of the room - and have the wildest of conversations. x
from molly1-2-3 :
well if I had the money I certainly would. they've been posting pictures and blogs and making me very jealous though. looks beautiful.
from molly1-2-3 :
two of my friends are studying abroad in florence.
from spires :
well thank you.
from spires :
orly?
from baybear310 :
...you slept with a youtube celebrity? lol WHO?
from permeation :
hi. i've missed you, so i'm catching up. & of course i have been!! xx
from spires :
hi. i realise that i am a creep, but your diary is very fun to read.
from permeation :
"the horizon line of your shape" - i mean, that's so... so, something that i dont even have the words for.
from weatethesea :
Thank goodness! Also: I understand, completely, shooting prayers through someone. Like a votive candle. How cool. How so cool.
from bantenhut :
wow! awesome entry :)
from permeation :
im thinking about going on a long two week holiday and just camping out along the big sur. you know, in that whole mad poet kind of way.
from permeation :
i was reading henry miller tonight, and thinking about the big sur and i wanted to say hi & that you're one of my favorites here. this is all. x
from swallowthkey :
you should make special brownies instead. they get you high, don't burn your lungs and are actually really tasty if you make them the right way, and you also get a good snack to munch on when you start getting the munchies from the first brownie. hehe.
from permeation :
coming from you, that's quite a compliment.
from errantnights :
really hugging is pretty much the best thing though
from weatethesea :
we're the same, about the blankets! i hate the blanket thing! i am always sweating with the blankets at night! high five.
from permeation :
i like how your words are so meaty.
from insertsmilex :
<3.
from weatethesea :
oh brother don't i know it.
from weatethesea :
YEAH! We are so great. Together, with our internet powers combined, we will fuel the sun. Or a low-energy lightbulb.
from weatethesea :
I've had that experience too, except the cat turned its head and it was MISSING AN EAR! Which is almost like being pregnant. Anyway, I puked for two miles.
from bantenhut :
HA! well, maybe he didn't like the belt much or felt you'd appreciate it more or something! And the phrase "pelvis tips" is a nice invention!
from orchidprint :
yes, but they are fractions of the person of my dreams. one whole rejection plus one half-love equals? i've wondered for a long time, what do you look like?
from orchidprint :
i'm un-secreting my diary. i found someone else, too! i found too many! me? hilarious.
from kanyooceemee :
i recently found you here and love your raw,honest style. your recent entry what you said at the end about sex.. you couldn't be more right.
from orchidprint :
hey nick. guess what happened. a boy. i confessed my special feelings. i wrote them. he hasn't written back. i don't think he will. i thought things were so obviously good. you know? i figure now's a good time to confess my special feelings for you, too. i think you are so great.
from alabee :
in 2004 and/or 2005 i was addicted to reading stranger's diarylands. i would find ones to read by doing an interest search (music/authors) and yours came up frequently
from orchidprint :
i think about you and i wonder how far off i am. isn't that weird?
from alabee :
ps i think you would like the new magnetic fields album
from alabee :
how did you get so epic
from clashluver :
You were one of the only three I read. I'm still online I guess at http://www.livejournal.com/users/oldrecipe really under scrutiny from myself about it though and not as rough and tumble. Uhm.
from ruefulpunish :
Ah, yes. "Fun Sucker" Sun fucker. riiight. w00t. I get to do extacy this weekend. Im going to get so stoned ill pass out. then ill wake up get drunk and pass out again. god, i fucking hate my life. oh the monotony that strangles me everyday i feel like im living a life that is not my own. sometimes i sit back and watch myself. like an OOBE. because i know.
from ruefulpunish :
Nice name. sunfuck. Really. I like it.
from i-am-nice :
Do you think it worked?! It's warm here now. I think it worked. P.S. I just realized you have "Serial Mom," which is the best movie made about a mom, listed as one of your favorite movies ever! Terrific!
from alabee :
ps i hope that such a note doesn't disencourage you to keep writing here because i;m addicted
from alabee :
i made this fake diary once because i like you and i don't know how i found you but i always read you and sometimes a little creepiness can be fun, i think? even the name of this journal is creepy where are you from
from i-am-nice :
ok, look. the reason it took me so long to respond is because i have actually been experimenting with science. i am glad to report that i have found a way to trade regional weather patterns with you! follow these simple steps: http://www.freepatentsonline.com/7162444-0-large.jpg http://www.lps.org/busaff/nutrition/ftp/FoodPics/Sloppy_Joe.jpg
from orchidprint :
on purpose.
from orchidprint :
sorry for the pronoun. i think if you weren't retarded at this, it wouldn't mean much. what i mean is, it's nice to have something to be so afraid of. it's horrible. but i would never trade all my months of anticipation and feelings of teetering annihilation and wondering about dogs dying. if you want i can write an extended metaphor for you about your heart and pot of boiling oil.
from orchidprint :
she sounds lame.
from orchidprint :
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=tN2gpRcFKAQ
from orchidprint :
get me out.
from i-am-nice :
i need to tell you that the last one, about drawing james dean naked, HAHA! i read it in the office and had to cover my mouth.
from i-am-nice :
HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED FLY PING PONG? Obviously, it's where you and a partner hit flies back and forth with a ping pong paddle. Or maybe this is cruel. I can't tell anymore.
from iluvnala :
Wow, and I thought it was hot enough here. I'm from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. And it gets over one hundred degrees there. It doesn't even snow there.
from iluvnala :
Where is Tucson? And it really broing here in Connecticut.It's kinda like the suburbs.What is it likw in Tucson?
from iluvnala :
ME niether.I'm really bored.It's so boring here in CT.What about where u live?
from iluvnala :
hey...whats up?
from i-am-nice :
I like the idea of somebody becoming a giant leg.
from killingjar :
you're still alive!? i have not written on diaryland in a very long time but hey i'm glad that you still do
from i-am-nice :
i like new things too, which is why we are both incredible.
from weatethesea :
i hear the world is going to end in 2012 so really you only have to worry about the next 5 years.
from snow666white :
the 2nd last entry appeals to me, very much.... lovely abstractions. Tastes like more.
from sunfuck :
i don't know. that's how you look when you frown in real life.
from pan-opticon :
you gots an email address?
from jagged-pulp :
pss. i imediately regret leaving that last note becuase of the :( that sucked. ok.
from jagged-pulp :
ps. i just left you that note because i felt like peeing on the tree that is your notes collection. hey you guys!!! noteleavers!!! i leave notes to0! :(
from jagged-pulp :
you. love girl movies. drinking coffee today bfed me up.
from pan-opticon :
I don't know about forgetting myself... but I definitely get bored with my own conversation. Your entries seem a little glum of late. I feel glum at this moment right now too. Maybe tomorrow will be not so glum.
from cloudaboveme :
i enjoy your name but more importantly your entries :)
from pan-opticon :
hahaha forced proximity does work wonders. There's something weird about wheeling and dealing with yourself.
from alikid182 :
interesting. i spoke to that person for a brief time in, i'm guessing, my 13th-14th year. very nice, very cool, very class.
from alikid182 :
yo fantastic.
from jagged-pulp :
omg dang boy, you should take care of that
from sunfuck :
immo basha, baby
from jagged-pulp :
hey jonesy! everyone wants to know when ur touring the netherlands!!!?!! ps. Jag vet inte hur man lägger till en sån cool bild, MEN jag har en ny låt!!! Lyssna gärna
from lasthnstlook :
i never will nick, i promise. i miss you. <3
from sunfuck :
pick up your phone so i can kEkEkE into it
from jagged-pulp :
I kekeke just thinking about it...
from sunfuck :
that would make anyone keke
from jagged-pulp :
nick, i google image searched "kekeke" and found a picture of 2 hampsters having sex.
from offence :
Sorry for the late reply; I hardly ever check my notes. Anyway, I hardly write about VM and when I do I give spoiler warnings so I guess you could ignore those portions of the entry. Your diary is very interesting, by the way. When I'm done with my insufferable exams I'll be going through your archives. Cheers.
from sunfuck :
Kekekekekekekekeee
from jagged-pulp :
dear nick, i hate waiting for you to update and seeing "pound salt in your ass!" everytime i check. it makes me feel...funny.
from clashluver :
I used to have that poster in my room until someone stole it at a party
from mikehunt :
dude, why were you looking at the top of his jeans?
from jagged-pulp :
wiggeer\\! ps. we invented the remix at least...the remix being much slower in a higher pitched voice. also, i believe that the first dance in our "library" is the grave digger. grave digger man
from mistakeface :
into the void of the internet i fling thee, phone number! 8480635
from mistakeface :
its okay. pretty much every bad guy in every scary movie is a freemason, even if they dont ever reveal it. thats the thing about freemasons -- you can pretty much count on them to fuck with you, so if someone is fucking with someone else there is a good chance that masonry is involved. its par for the course. anyway, do you suppose that you might have lost your phone here or in yonder hillside? if so, i feel that i could surely help, somehow. and if not, be a lad and call me when you find it, would you?
from virtualcrack :
OMG! What awesomeness. Blond boys, I understand that too...
from jagged-pulp :
hi. please note: parasitepals.com remember "peace out"-e,ily
from weatethesea :
i think that is very pretty, all what you just said.
from kelsi :
Yeah. Your locking-up sucks. However. I'm sure you did it for a reason. But know this: I am deflated by it.
from weatethesea :
DOES THIS MEAN I'M NOT ADMITTED TO YOUR PRIVATE YACHT CLUB? (I am only assuming there are yachts in here. Obviously I could be wrong.)
from tarynheart :
-flails- why on earth are you locked?!
from jagged-pulp :
yeah, maybe i would be worried about transmition if you hadn't have contracted your illness (aka "the rash") by keeping your own scat in a medium sized wooden box under your bed. its a lifestyle choice.
from mistakeface :
meow
from jagged-pulp :
dear rash back, you little hacxor! xhcrx! hxaxcxecrx! or wait...pwn? yes, pwn! also, hey world!!! nick has a rash!!! isnt that sick!?!?!?! ps. you may be able to hack but i can spread the word of your skin condition <3 ptw
from weatethesea :
Right now I am thinking about cutting a Fig Newton exactly in half with a plastic knife. And then eating half of it with a plastic fork. (In the future, finger-foods are inappropriate.)
from kelsi :
Word of the chicken brightened my day. Thank you.
from kelsi :
Exquisite paragraph.
from pan-opticon :
hope you are feeling..uh...more substansial soon?? stay cool
from pan-opticon :
ARE YOU DEAD? I hope not. It brings even less meaning to my diaryland existence.
from jagged-pulp :
Gosh Darnit! I heard you come to at least 12 inspirational conclusions about life today. 2 having to do with sea-conches, at least 5 having to do with the ol' "butthole" that you are so good at working into your everyday converstaions...and the rest were about various species making love. All of which could have been interesting, awe inspiring entries. Its just...you should be punished, Im going to chop off your arm. Are you ready?
from jagged-pulp :
dear sir, i hereby have risen from the depths of murky death to lodge a complaint: i wish you would write in your diary more you fisher of men! you fire spitting son of a gun! i have find your absence of diary entries a great burden on my icy, expired soul! otherwise, i am so happy i could shit. your friend, internet trodding hardy
from weatethesea :
here is a short proposition: let's grow up to be cousins. that way, when we are both dead-beat and middle aged, i can say to my husband, "do you remember that cousin i have?" and it will be like remembering that i put a fig newton in my coat pocket last winter.
from weatethesea :
also, isn't it weird that most of our exchanges deal with celebrities? it IS weird.
from weatethesea :
i think it's weird that people worship anything. WORSHIP. what a huge concept. i guess we all do our best. and you know what, ever since you tried to convince me that i really do have feelings for "the charlie" i have cut his picture out and put it in my locket. this is not a joke!
from killingjar :
yup, that's the word for it!
from pan-opticon :
I think I usally end up assuming that you have lots of crazy hedonistic sex. I hope you do. Good for the heart.
from bedroomwalls :
would you mind if i get really excited that you exist and write? because i am.
from weatethesea :
you know what? let's not piddle in han solo's business. the last time i drew a celebrity (johnny carson) he died on the spot. (this is actually a huge lie, todd. (i don't know if your name is actually todd or not, but it sounds likely.))
from weatethesea :
It's a deal. I'll wait 3 months for Harrison Ford to die before gracing the public eye with a beautiful, hand-drawn expose-aye of his DEAD, NAKED BODY. You will be the first to see it! (P.S. I LOVE CAPSLOCK! MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GO AHEAD AND USE IT ALL THE TIME. WHEN I SEE IT I DON'T NECESSARILY HEAR SHOUTING IN MY HEAD, JUST EXTREME FORCE. WHICH IS EQUALLY AS FUNNY.)
from tarynheart :
haha. irony: i've already taken melatonin a few times, actually. sometimes it helps and sometimes it doesn't do a damn thing. thanks for your concern though, dear! <3
from weatethesea :
HERE IS A SECRET: i have decided to draw harrison ford HALF naked in my math book. that way he can only be half offended, or half flattered! IT'S A WIN WIN SITUATION MY FRIEND.
from tarynheart :
you are so neurotic, please don't ever change.
from weatethesea :
last week i wanted to draw harrison ford naked in my math book, but i never got around to it because i felt a secret twinge of guilt. also, harrison ford might see it someday.
from pan-opticon :
I like your way of looking at it better. It's sad; I got my hair cut once at this place in a little strip mall next door. The hair dresser told me that some of her older clients can't even leave the home in winter because the management doesn't clear the sidewalks of snow and ice properly.... maybe I should go chip ice tomorrow. JAILBREAK.
from pan-opticon :
I think I thought about that entry longer than I needed too.
from weatethesea :
HAY MAN, TAKE IT EASY OK? IT'S TEMPORARY. TEMPORARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from weatethesea :
o-k, i agree to this. the other day i watched a family matters where urkel turned into an agressive robot. if i were that robot i would probably be really popular.
from weatethesea :
do you know that your latest endeavor reminds me of those text-based adventure games? i downloaded one a few weeks ago called 'alice in wonderland.' it dates from 1991. and i swear this is just like it.
from weatethesea :
FAT EXTREME!!111~1! but they help me balance, (i CANNOT be knocked over) so i'm not complaining.
from killingjar :
uninteresting: username: killing,,,,, password: jar
from weatethesea :
p.s.: i forgot to say that i did not actually write that.
from weatethesea :
listen! since we're friends now, i wrote this SO CUTE poem for you: http://www.dobhran.com/greetings/GRinternet.htm
from orchidprint :
oh, and please tell me your secret.
from orchidprint :
thanks
from weatethesea :
let's be friends. SERIOUS
from clashluver :
hold on. actual nuns show up? not just those nerds in ties?
from weatethesea :
now that i think about it, i imagine lard is squishy and oily. which also means your lady is proper for frying vegetables and making suet for birds. am i right?
from tarynheart :
missing for two weeks! where did you go?
from weatethesea :
i like that her name is "madame soft", like she is made out of pudding or lard.
from biscuit :
i don't think i've mentioned it recently. but i miss you.
from killingjar :
nick, where did u get that background picture, it's the most amazing thing ive ever seen
from clashluver :
That dream rules.
from waka--- :
a social existence is only necessary for those without a significant other. i believe this makes you exempt, above, transcendent of social shit.
from alabee :
you're a fucking genius and i will suck that
from waka--- :
i didn't think it was necessary to be a college student in order to use the college library....
from pan-opticon :
Hey... dropping out of school... it's probably a bad thing that that seemed like such a good idea when I read it. Maybe that's why the life of an ascetic spiritualist seems so enticing right now..
from waka--- :
saturday, emphasis on day?
from waka--- :
dearest, darling, darkest, i think it is about time we saw one another, face to face, toe to toe, gin to tonic. i think.
from alabee :
I tried to with a golden parrot and that works just fine but I believe you
from pan-opticon :
yesyesyseysyeyseyeyseyseyyes. I will tape more sounds and then convince you with sweet words that I am not an internet pervert and send them to you. or like, leave it in some anonymous cafe. In a plant pot.
from tarynheart :
you just write what you think, love. whatever is in your mind. basically the same sorts of things you write in your diary. it's just that, in a communal journal, lots of people get to read it.
from pan-opticon :
I got so excited when I read your note that I ran outside with my tape recorder and taped the gale and all the wind chimes around my house.
from saltego :
Happy Birthday SunFuck!
from tarynheart :
dearest, your latest entry reminded me of something - i run a writing community [bang-.diaryland.com] and your writing is well...grippingly raw, and i was wondering if you'd like to join us?
from margot08 :
ohgod was it your birthday? happy birhday! it was probably wonderful because thats what i thought it would be. i hope you're doing alright. <3 margot
from violetanne :
happy birthday, birthday twin. hope yours was good.
from tarynheart :
in case it really is your birthday and not a sarcastic remark on your part, happy birthday. and even if it is not actually your birthday, i hope the day is lovely.
from pan-opticon :
O. Happy Birthday.
from killingjar :
nick i think you'd dig these dudes http://217.158.104.224/player/?id=168&artist=Animal+Collective&title=Fickle%20Cycle&name=7FAT19-B2-Fickle+Cycle.mp3
from killingjar :
haha fuck le tigre, it was nico herself. and then she came to me in a dream
from killingjar :
I FELL ASLEEP LISTENING TO CHELSEA GRRRL!
from violetanne :
I like the sonnets the best. All the odes need some dissecting, but they're worth it. But my favorite poem of his is "This living hand". You can find it online if you search his name and the title. it's usually not in online collections, since it's one of lesser known posthumous poems. From reading what you write, I think you'll find something in Keats.
from tarynheart :
it's the perfect entertainment. tipping over is the best part.
from violetanne :
You're a romantic. :) Read much Keats?
from sunfuck :
TiHS.;IZ SOemE1 SINEDdd iN 2 UR DIERIE I MENE I HAX IT CUZ I nO H0www MuckH U LUUUV LUUVVV LUVUVUVVUVUVUV gETTIGN NOteZ!!!!!@ lOLLLLL HURTSSSS A NoteS!!
from margot08 :
so i laughed out loud at your last entry, and it wasnt a mean sarcastic laugh ipromiseokay? dish-washing-loving is to die for. and you have it. lucky boy.
from tarynheart :
oh my dear, you are too hot for hell. swelter much?
from margot08 :
maybe we do...and maybe one day we'll be talking about something and we'll go 'oh..i think i read that somewhere...' and then we'll know and everything will make sense again. well, i really do admire you now. ha! lets reveal our diaries to each other someday. i think it'd be funny. <33
from margot08 :
i think i admire you.
from tarynheart :
we should also add europe to the roadtrip. we could go by a giant freight ship and ride horseback through portugal to spain. rather dreamy and adventurous in theory, but the freight ship would be frigidly cold and filled with rats, the horses would give us bruises, and those portuguese people would give us a hell of a time because we're selfish north americans.
from tarynheart :
if i knew you, and if i lived in arizona and not fucking canada, i promise we would road-trip to disneyland. i've never really been there either [or anywhere, for that matter], so we could both go and realize that what we were really dreaming of is not in disneyland at all.
from clashluver :
And when I said this I had no idea you had Henry Miller listed as a favorite author. Pass the bitch chicken.
from clashluver :
So when are you going to write a book henry miller/harmony korine? (meaning that combination is you)
from killingjar :
you're nice too
from waka--- :
...marco?
from violetanne :
I like the entry about music. I know what you mean.
from clashluver :
p.s. I'm 15. But if you were not meeting my internet persona you might guess that I was 8, or one of those pregnant teenagers that drank gasoline and smoked ciggarettes when they were pregnant.
from alabee :
hay sunfuck I love your diaryland dairy I'm going to list your diaryland diary as awesome
from clashluver :
yer mah fuckin God.
from pan-opticon :
I think everyone who reads that sentence will hear a turn-table skip in their heads when they read that.
from killingjar :
Hey baby, wake up from your asleep. We have arrived on to the future and the whole world is become... Electronik, supersonik. Supersonik, electronik. Hey baby, ride with me away. We doesn't have much time. My blue jeans is tight, So on to my love rocket climb. Inside tank of fuel is not fuel but love, Above us, there is nothing above But the stars above. All systems gone, prepare for downcount! 5 4 3 1! Offblast! Fly away in my space rocket. You no need put money in my pocket. The door is closed I just lock it. (Hah!) I put my spark plug in your socket (Hah! Ha ha hah!) The sun in sky is bright like fire! You and me gets higher and higher. Heart of communication fire! Only thing can stop us is flat tire. (Hah! Hah! Ha ha hah!) Hey love crusader, I want to be your space invader. For you I will descend the deepest moon crater. I is most stronger than darth vapor. Obey me, I is your new dictator. For you is Venus, I am Mars. With you I is more richer than all the czars. Make a wishes on a shooting stars, then for you I will play on my cosmic guitars! Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your beltseats. We has commenced our descent. I trust you enjoy this flight as much as you enjoy this accent. Now, back on earth, is time for down splash. Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash. People have arrived for to cheer me from near and far. And as I bloat, I open door and shout: I am world's biggest washed-up superstar! (Supersonik, electronik) As for sure as the sun rises in the west, of all the singers and poets on earth, I am the bestest. Come, let me put ring of jupiter on your finger. Then, like a smell around you, I will forever linger. Okay, is time for end, no more will I sang. Let me take you back in time, I want for you to experience big bang. Long live space race, long live Molvania.
from killingjar :
he's like a neon sign he stays open all the time
from soul14 :
i knew you were. no worries love. and dont mention it. i really do think you write wonderfully
from soul14 :
love, i was kidding. but honestly, i think that there's a refreshing method in your writing. and that's delightful <3
from weatethesea :
p.s. i've gathered up all your energy you used for "MISSING" and have put it in a jar for you to have back today.
from weatethesea :
grannys are delightful. my granny hates cubans because when she lived in florida and had cuban neighbors they left their doors open all day and cleaned the floors with garden hoses. and i am going to h-e-l-l because i am not going to school anymore. HELL!
from soul14 :
i'm right behind you
from soul14 :
you have amazing taste in books. can i marry you?
from killingjar :
...pfffttttbbbb...giggle
from sunfuck :
HAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!1111
from waka--- :
how fitting! i have always felt close, in the night.
from waka--- :
what does one who is invisible feel? if one feels nothing, then i think i might already be invisible.
from killingjar :
swaaaaaaamp boooooooooger eeeeeeewwwww
from waka--- :
oh! will ever i lay eyes on you again?
from skinthesun :
what ghost town?
from girls-suck :
no she won't go to the bar. god forbid that you drive a car. and of course she will protest the war. and even though she's an idiot.. i get excited when i see her!
from violetanne :
anything is possible. you're not hungarian are you? well, if you ever need a kidney...
from killingjar :
good luck to ye. it took me 3 tried before i passed the driving test, and i still occasionally knock off side mirrors on cars on the street.
from violetanne :
I drove a buick with paint chips for a couple years. it builds character.
from waka--- :
don't be sorry! i enjoy it when you get carried away. (we should see the movieversion of who's afraid of virginia woolf?, that is, if you want to.)
from waka--- :
how could i ever appropriately respond to such a note?
from vocalfern :
well, i noticed i was un-added, so i thought there was a lack of enthrallment i do care, as much as any internet stranger could care. i like reading your diary and would like to feel the same way. s'all good either way, mister. bee
from waka--- :
often i wonder who you are; if you are who i think you are. perceptions are so misleading.
from vocalfern :
not impressed?
from killingjar :
P-P-P-P-P-PARANOIA from using other people's computers. i'll be back in a few days scout's honor.
from greentealeaf :
haha, i think chest hair is largely overrated.
from vocalfern :
your pocket, then
from vocalfern :
if i'm a good writer, why does it matter how i am?
from vocalfern :
please keep me
from weatethesea :
i think that is kind of you, because you are made out of a giant brain yourself. and i will tell you that if it is impossible to be content with oneself, then it is necessary to be content with anything else. (ALSO YOU ARE GETTING A GIFT BASKET. SOMEHOW.)
from biscuit :
nick has a very handsome exterior, i promise.
from killingjar :
dear nick, i miss my nick. you're the only nick i have. i hope your crassmas wasn't so horrible. love, tiana.
from waka--- :
what gave you the idea at hotmail dot com (no spaces)!
from thelittlefox :
oh man, i love m. ward! but i hadn't heard that song before. and you like carissa's wierd ... you have the bestest taste ever on songaday / d-land! -greentealeaf
from sunkship :
have you been watching hedwig and the angry inch
from biscuit :
i've loved you a long time nick. you're the best boy i know.
from biscuit :
dear nick. i do still think of you. quite a lot. i haven't forgotten the boy in art 1-2 who sat a table away from cheerleaders and came into the big kids art room and sat on the floor next to me at the computer and asked me what i was doing. i still remember the boy who found beer stickers and put them all over everything. i still remember the boy who i'm going to share a castle and cobwebs with. i could never forget you nick. you're the only one who thought i was a robot. you definitely are as amazing as i've always guessed.
from killingjar :
i don't know but i bet it's good and red and probably somehow spiritual. they have dates dipped in honey and you can wear beautiful jewelry while i take polaroids.
from killingjar :
can we honeymoon in india?
from waka--- :
your enthusiasm is flattering, and nick, i think this is love.
from weatethesea :
i think good buddies like to exchange gift baskets. but if i suggested we do so, you would think that i'm only in this for gourmet creamers, and that is ABSURD.
from weatethesea :
dear sun-king: you are my buddy. starting now.
from waka--- :
hello, nick.
from killingjar :
yeah!
from kellipotamus :
enjoyed the read. thanks, K^P
from biscuit :
NICK'S BRACES ARE SEXY.
from sunfuck :
onse i kis't a marmutt. do u no wut a maromot is???? do you no how to spel maromtr?
from hippy-punk :
i love your prose. you are so fucking awesome. you never cease to amaze me.
from killingjar :
are you awake at this hour? iw ant to talk to someone
from killingjar :
"eeeeeggcellent..." as she rubs her hands together back and forth
from killingjar :
and it's witty and trisyllabic and now all you need's a conversational topic.
from che :
i heurt you in my heart, dooder.
from che :
(HA) and (HAHA)
from killingjar :
!!!69 69 69 69 69!! i wanna cyber wit da genius kid NOW
from orchidprint :
did i say "pretty much" before because i will shout it from the rooftops loud and proud and if i post this 3 times i will not play it off like an accident oh no.
from darktruth :
"loose and obtuse" that made me laugh outloud and my mom yelled what are you doing and i said shutup mom, i'm going back to school tomorrow i do what i want.
from orchidprint :
yeahyeah well the blood pumping through this heart that ASS FACE broke when he fired me says that mcboobygrabbykins doesn't even begin to start the healing process. but it helps, you know? it helps and you should RESPECT THAT and be ashamed you are one of them, GOSH.
from redd :
pretty
from killingjar :
OH! i saw dead alive yesterday and recognized the rat thing you used to have as an image and i thought man that's so AWESOME because dead live is my favorite zombie movie.
from killingjar :
me too.
from violetanne :
The second was my birthday too; we're birthday twins! Glad you had a good one.
from killingjar :
happy birthday nick how old are you?
from biscuit :
happy birthday my nick. i love you boy.
from killingjar :
http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v104/OddFishStick/lollerskates.gif
from vampyrate :
hi, i like your username...it's pretty....want some hash?...straight out of Amsterdam.
from killingjar :
"I have famous relatives from the old West." hahah!
from orchidprint :
me: i crave my own death. SmarterChild: You crave your own death, I crave your own death, we all crave your own death. IDIOT!
from darktruth :
stop being so awesome
from orchidprint :
when you tell smarterchild that you want to commit suicide, it doesn't respond. robots fear liability.
from killingjar :
i don't think you're a complete stranger - once i interact with someone they're not strangers anymore, not to me really. and i like you anyway. (ps. i never take deaths well, at all, ever, and i'm not sure i trust people who do)
from killingjar :
i'm really sorry.
from violetanne :
I really liked the entry about your grandma-- you are so very insightful sometimes.
from sunfuck :
chode is macking on monica
from jagged-pulp :
Dear double cherry Pie, Get that fucking thing out of my face.
from biscuit :
it's eight fifteen and i love you back.
from killingjar :
bah. guess so.
from killingjar :
so what i wanted to talk to you about in the first place was that all reviews i read about of montreal claim that they're so happy and nice and cheery, but their songs make me so sad and i was hoping you could explain this, maybe?
from jagged-pulp :
You're too young and Im too hung.
from che :
that's how everyone in alberta looks. but if you move here, soon you will, too. 1. Tau Omega Sorority, Inc., are a sisterhood of independent "womyn" thriving on innovation, we have dared to change the spelling of the word "women" to "WOMYN"!. 2. Yes, there's a feminist history to the spelling of 'womyn', but for us the 'y' is a question mark. Why do men still earn more than women? 3. Current Survey Results. What's your favourite spelling of woman? woman, 15.38%. womyn, 11.54%. chicks, 46.15%.
from darktruth :
I'm not an old lady, but I once killed one.
from darktruth :
The only reason you write so well is because you know what doilies are and I don't think I will forget that, nay, never.
from killingjar :
nick is totally a cute name; you can say it in that cute drawling endearing why-did-you-do-that whine like "nii-iiiick" and then follow it up with "darling" and it's like the sky comes down. trust me.
from killingjar :
your name is nick - that's cute too. seriously though do you have messaging services of sorts? i have a feeling adding angelixpelvisingxxx whatever wouldn't do any good.
from killingjar :
i want to talk to you about of montreal...
from biscuit :
NICK YOU'RE THE CLOSEST BOY TO PERFECT! I PROMISE YOU'LL SEE ME AGAIN!
from biscuit :
hi nick. i like your new layout. it's neat. we'll see each other again someday, i promise.
from rican-girl :
u seem like a really shy person,are u? show people who u are dont be shy really.
from sunfuck :
EVERYONE CAN JUST SHUT UP
from darktruth :
i respect you for knowing what a doily is.
from rican-girl :
cool diary, u can read mine and i also have another one "cuts-n-burns" if ya wanna read them. oh and leave me a note
from paintedlace :
put little love notes for me in this little box
from killingjar :
yeah man. and queen latifah is black and whenever people hear my name who don't know me they think i'm black too so it's almost like we're friends almost, me and her. because she's not really black either.
from darktruth :
hard core shows are so hard. core. yeah, seriously.
from jagged-pulp :
"we bounced balls"
from orchidprint :
oh boy, how embarrassing.
from orchidprint :
you're pretty much my favorite.
from orchidprint :
you're pretty much my favorite.
from orchidprint :
you're pretty much my favorite.
from darktruth :
It would be very intimidating to have Abraham Lincoln sit on my bed, especially if it was when I was in the bed, because usually I sleep naked.
from tigger101 :
put little love notes for me in this little box
from killingjar :
you don't seem human. you're like a bot. how DO you do it?
from darktruth :
It pays to be tremendous at something, even if it is being an idiot. I mean come on I get paid in strange glares and screams from my mom about how I never remember to close the refridgerator.
from darktruth :
But you are tremendous, and I am simply a tremendous idiot.
from darktruth :
Additionally, I RULE.
from darktruth :
Yeah, my grandma used to make me make them with her and stuff. But I always broke her knitting/crochet stuff or whatever the heck you make those things with, so she stopped letting me make them.
from darktruth :
I know what a doily is, worry not. Also, you could pretend to be irish or whatever those guys are that wear the kilts, and then you could get away with wearing a "skirt" even though they complain when you go up to them and tell them what a nice skirt they have on... But don't play the bagpipes, because those make me want to punch you in the neck.
from violetanne :
sometimes I have no idea what you're talking about but I like it!
from pornoviolent :
"so when we opened the casket, there's this note in his hand--" "wait, did you open the casket, um, before they drank the potions?" "yeah we did actually." "that's the first mistake." "i know, but, well, especially because... when we opened the casket, there's a rolled up note in his hand, that just says: 'drinketh... the potion... first... my... everlasting,'" "right, that's how you know, that uh, that's the trap right there. it's like, the choose your own --" "what do you mean?" "if he, uh, you need to drink the potion because you see the potion when you walk in. so you drink the potion." "yeah" "don't wait til the dead guy tells you to--" "tells you" "gives you a note saying 'drink the potion now'" "we had a hard time opening the coffin too"
from darktruth :
Mwahahaha. Show them in private. Witty indeed... They won't think it's so witty when I show up to their doors with knives and hand grenades, telling them to swear they think he's real... then they'll know. THEN THEY'LL SAY IT.
from darktruth :
I think they all just thought I was crazy, and my friends just thought I liked to say SASQUATCH BUTTHOLES, and I do, but they don't think he's real... I'll show them...
from darktruth :
Sasquatch Buttholes is a real man, I realize this. I tried telling someone that today and they thought I was crazy, then I started yelling Sasquatch Buttholes in the mall. Don't you fret, word of sasquatch buttholes is getting out.
from margot08 :
haha whoops i love reading about your life
from darktruth :
Okay, I think your entry about sasquatch buttholes made me urinate. i love you, i think.
from self--titled :
you're awesome. i'm adding you.
from hippy-punk :
i added you to my favorites. you are wicked... and one of the last people on this site that is actually worth reading. thanx for being opinionated and angry. i love it.
from halo-x-choke :
hi, you're pretty
from sunfuck :
i like you but you spelled weird wrong therefore you are a crack
from turkeydinner :
You need help you little wierdo!!!
from turkeydinner :
You need help you little wierdo!!!
from violetanne :
you're welcome. :)
from no-regretz :
my What?
from no-regretz :
i like yr words. xo
from violetanne :
I love the way you think about things. great entry.
from sunkship :
thanks, you're sweet, i always secretly wish my writing was as cool and cute as yours.
from killingjar :
'you can dance if you want to'......!
from lltinkll :
well done.
from pan-opticon :
put little love notes for me in this little box
from thefallofart :
username: sunkship, password: lungs
from behereyes :
hi nick. rachel's diary landed me here and i got a little click-happy. sorry bout that.
from behereyes :
put little love notes for me in this little box
from biscuit :
dear nick. i miss you and i can finally admit that i've loved you all along. .rachel.
from killingjar :
awesome.
from jagged-pulp :
Oops. accident. sorry.
from jagged-pulp :
put little love notes for me in this little box
from kelsi :
You crack me up.
from befuddled21 :
I don't mind a little sad music every now and then
from violetanne :
shrinking thief. that's great.
from songaday :
no dude, you're amazing. when i read your writing i think your soul was made for writing. it makes me feel good about the world like i feel good about the world when i see a girl and think that girl's hips were made for hula hooping. your writing isn't quite as hot as most of those hips, though, sorry.
from sunfuck :
PLEASE MAKE ME
from jagged-pulp :
please shut up.
from jagged-pulp :
dear, here i am to leave the first note, and in this first note i am not so excited becuase this is your...5th? internet word toilet since the summer. maybe this one is different. ps. are kens eyes blured to save his identity?

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