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from katehackett :
Happy Christmas to you & hope you're doing well. If you don't remember, I im'd you a few times & just basically thought you were hi-larious. :) my site is www.katehackett.com (the blog is on there too) Let me know how school/life/etc. is goin' if you have the time and desire. :) Adios & best wishes!
from weymouth66 :
Sad to see you go, Em. Best of luck with your final year and with the new boyfriend. Hope life treats you well. May all your dreams come true, and may you always have a dream. Take care, lots of love, Jess x x x
from sunnflower :
I'm sad your leaving Diaryland. Your diary was one of my great favorites and I imagine you will always have something interesting to write about. Hugs to you and keep in touch please!
from poolagirl :
Where for art thou, princess?
from audinary :
Come back!!! Please? Pretty please? Or, if you haven't left yet, don't go!
from katehackett :
WE (.....me, I, whatever) MISS YOU!
from sunnflower :
Your dad's plumbing career as described by you with photographic evidence is a wonderful example of just why I love your diary so very much!
from poolagirl :
LOVE the photos! More! More! Your dad sounds like a riot! Bob cake - that's funny.
from anibananie :
Well, at least I said strawberry blonde and not bright bottle blonde... strawberry blondes are intelligent. Actually, that is wrong on so many levels. One of the cleverst people I know is a blonde with blue eyes...
from anibananie :
Just read your holiday entries and looked at the photos and was weirdly shocked to find you have brown hair! I don't know why, but I was always under the illusion you had strawberry blonde hair...
from audinary :
Congrats to your sisters :) And I'm always getting mistaken for my sister too... so I can share the pain.
from anibananie :
Hey! Well done to your sisters! If you want to know how my brother did *cough*badly*cough* then look at my diary...
from anibananie :
I'm crossing my fingers for your sisters. My brother gets his AS results today... eep!
from sunnflower :
You haven't updated in awhile. Hope all is well and you are having a fun summer. Your readers miss your wit and wisdom.
from sunnflower :
Oh, I so love your diary. It really gives me the non-mom point of view. I would take a picture of the kids with the old car too - someday you will find that picture interesting. I love the list of french terms gone bad you provided to your sister - naughty girl.
from katehackett :
HEY! I'm bored. Get the bloody hell back here.
from okki-yo-yo :
Gotta say, your too funny for your own good. I was drinking gingerbeer when i read your latest entry. Ginger beer in the nasal tracks is Not Fun. Now my entire family is in love with your entire family. I have a idea about something fun to do on thursday. Heron hunting
from sunnflower :
Hope your mom enjoys her new car. We go cosmic bowling here. And what's a paypoint machine by the way?
from sunnflower :
Your convenience store job will ensure you educate yourself to the nth degree so you will not have to do this forever. All will be well.
from poolagirl :
Once again, I just sit here and grin and grin when I read your diary. You have SUCH a gift!
from sunnflower :
Drive slowly guy may be better than drive crazy fast guy - maybe...
from sunnflower :
I don't know which is worse - a dad doing chores or a dad not doing chores.
from lifezacircle :
I don't know who you are, i don't know what you do, and i have no idea what you are talking about most of the time but i find it very entertaining. . . you're a good writer.
from okki-yo-yo :
I have been reading your diary for some time now both on this screen name on on my old diary. You are one of the funnest people ever. Have you ever concidered going into stand up? My whole family enjoys your diary nad squeals with laughter every five minutes when I read it out to them. Bloody well done.
from lahoo :
i want my phone to moo!
from sunnflower :
Yeah on the camera phone. I love my camera phone so much. I hope you are having loads of fun with it. Next time take a picture of the kid while you're hammering on the window and he's digging up the blossoms. What a great fotolog post!
from katehackett :
Happy pre-birthday!
from drunkencynic :
Aha! Suspenders! :) Very nice description, by the way. Unmistakable. (http://www.effingpot.com is a very hilarious site and helped me translate when I was in love with an English gentleman)
from drunkencynic :
Aha! Suspenders! :) Very nice description, by the way. Unmistakable. (http://www.effingpot.com is a very hilarious site and helped me translate when I was in love with an English gentleman)
from drunkencynic :
What, may I ask, are bright red trouser braces? My first mental image looked something like a man with a mouthful of braces that looked like little red pants (I'm attempting to translate here) but I have a feeling they were on his legs.
from sunnflower :
I love your fence saga. Give my regard to the mothership - I think you are right and that the tulips and greenhouse will be duly noted. I hope you are having a lovely Easter weekend with no fence building!
from drunkencynic :
Terribly hilarious. I'm enjoying every minute of this.
from sunnflower :
I can see the fence building process now. Dad's are like that sometimes.
from moviegrrl :
You see - I knew you'd get it!!!! IF the city library fails, how about some of the lecturers (sic?!) - SOMEBODY MUST HAVE A COPY GODDAMNIT!!!! Ok so that somebody used to be me, but let's not even go there....THe illustrations are stunning too!!!
from sunnflower :
Fence building over a lovely vacation - lucky you!
from fireferret :
dearest Em I have been reading your diary for quite a while now and i have to say YOU ARE BLOODY FUNNY that is all
from silveress :
*reads entries and laughs*
from sunnflower :
Thanks for the thank you! I looked at the epic poem you have to read - I could barely fathom the description of it and I have 3 master's degrees. I'll be curious to know what you make of it. And re the tea - better sugar than honey and lemon.
from p3-corr :
It was on sunday evening, before season 3 premiered. It may be repeated in the week I'm not sure, so if your parents have that channel, they could record it for you maybe. And yeah a movie would be the bestest thing ever, but I'm not sure 'how' they would do it... I mean, like what big storyline could they use for a movie? We'll just have to wait and see. :)
from p3-corr :
hi, i remembered that you had 'alias movie' as one of your fave movies listed on here and well i dunno if u saw the doco thing on bravo before season 3... anyway, well in that they said "....catapulting its stars onto the international A list, theres even talk of a movie" !!! - wouldnt that be great ? lol. dunno how that would go though, but it would be cool for alias fans like us :o), oh and i read you're not well, hope you're feeling better now.
from laced-up :
I'm not understanding the university system at the moment either. I'm at Cambridge and applied to transfer to manchester... rejection! Also got rejected from LSE and Durham. Strange...
from sunnflower :
Feel better!
from sir-jonny :
did you know an adult releases approx 1.5 litres of urine a day? did you? wellllll? I-CAN'T-HEAAAR-YOUUUU! Oh, that britney spears song 'toxic' is on.... so britney... yet so catchy.... damn it! bye bye!
from katehackett :
I think you guys are hilarious! I talk to my own mum on IM and she always signs off like it's a letter..."Love, Mom." So weird.
from sunnflower :
It's good to talk to odd people sometimes, isn't it!
from nicolar :
ever heard version of 'she moved through the fair' that has the line 'it's gollddfish and chiippps for your dinnerr today'? no? I didnt think so.
from aud-girl :
Wowee! Your diary is the best design I have seen..ever! I really really love it! And you are so funny! [Note to self, you can now remove your lips from the floor and STOP THE DAMN KISSING]. Ahem yes- I love it! Favourites list here you come...
from sunnflower :
I love your diary so much. Why didn't I add you to my favorites before. I am doing that right now!
from poolagirl :
My gosh, you are such a delightful writer! The whole story about grannie saying "penis" left me puddled like melted ice cream on the floor!
from katehackett :
Love the diary! You're quite funny.
from fineskylark :
That *is* an awful joke...the sad part was, I still laughed.
from ljungberg8 :
this diary is absolutely gorgoeous! i love the design, and its so clear and fantastic *praises you* your entries are pretty good too. have a great day!
from moviegrrl :
you HAVE to read Ultratart's latest entry - she was kissed by Kiefer!!!!!!!
from needisaymore :
Well, it could be worse (your dad/turtle talk). I keep walking around making the whale sounds. I thought that was the best part of the whole movie. My sons do not find my imitations as funny as I do.
from zostrich :
:) captain nemo is the captain of the ship/submersible dealie in 2,000 leagues under the sea. just let your dad know he was thinking jules verne instead of pixar, and all will be right with the world.
from needisaymore :
Praise to Thee, oh Lord of the Balloons! We stand in awe! Hooray for Witchless Christmas! and for now, I'll send you best wishes for the very best of new years ever!
from foosgold :
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrry Christmas!
from ursamajor :
Oh, I repeat myself SO many times, but, once again... I love you and I love your family. You people are SO silly!
from dud-ley :
i just found your diary, and i love it. you are too hilarious for words.
from smplycontent :
you never cease to crack me up. (breathe ok go!)
from zestie :
i love your diary. your entries always make me laugh. your layout is very awesome as well. later
from poolagirl :
Busted by the tutor? Where I come from, we would say, "Oopie! Just got your titties in the wringer on that one!"
from ursamajor :
so the mighty mikey won a sixth world championship today. now please excuse me while i go vomit. by the way... did you dad ever figure out his tomato plants were of the "taped-on" persuasion?
from poolagirl :
We call him Ah-Nold Schwarzenweiner here in San Diego. And no, I did NOT vote for him!
from spikeheap :
Random - the same day I went to preorder my copy at amazon... Going to see Finding Nemo on Friday... Woohooodellydooodelly Erm yeah, I'm going to go now
from spikeheap :
just wanted to say you looked stunning today. see you at christmas. xx
from itsmylife :
Fish. Damn. Hahahahahhahaha.
from ineedawife :
Aunts can be so cool. They are full of great secrets that your parents won't tell!
from inkdragon :
08/27/03 Stopped in via Ineedawife to read about the Twins birthday dinner with your parents. What a riot! What a great family. Thanks for the smile!
from heyjuderevu :
Hey lady! I'm sorry I didn't get back to you sooner! This is Christy(brdwaybebe) by the way. To get a review click over to Heyjuderevu and click"rules" that will explain things a bit and once you do that, go over to "request a song", fill in the "secret word" and the form and POW! you go on our pending list and one of us reviews you. As long as no one beats me I hope I'll get to review you. I'll try not to be biased he he he! I hope you can come over! Love Christy
from ineedawife :
Your parents sound like incredibly fun people. From your description, neither one seems intimidated by the other--and they seem quite entertained by the exchanges! Birthday greetings to the Sisters from Texas!
from jzyjsmalls :
Hey, thanks for joining "twentyfour!" Cheers! :-D
from thecritic :
I felt like I souled my soul after sitting through not ONE but TWO whole Justin Timberlake videos. *Bows head in shame* I don't feel that bad now cause you watched Pop Idols bwahahaha
from poolagirl :
You are a wonderful writer! How funny! How engaging! I will use you as a jumpstart every day before clack keys and make sense of my own life. Bravo!
from spikeheap :
Okay I've had it up to here.*erm, look up and imagine my finger floating above your head*. I have been refreshing and reloading and reopening Diaryland like 1 bezillion times and I still haven't seen your banner. It's getting really annoying - please email the guy who runs it and get him to make sure I see it next time I'm online...... Oh yeah you'll never guess who I met in a pub today - you know that 'bird' I met on holiday.......
from heyjuderevu :
I'm kicking it on the reviewer arena at Hey Jude Reviews and wanted to invite you to be reviewed! - Love Christy [brdwaybebe]
from banefulvenus :
your banner drew me in and I love your site!!
from moviegrrl :
{falls over laughing hysterically}Dammit woman, I click on your banner to find you're buggering off to France for two weeks, just as I've found a new fave. Surely some mistake??? Or just cruel adn unusual punishment for potential new readers. Anyhoo, while you're away I shall trawl your archives with glee. *html armadillos...sniggers*
from mmcandyfloss :
hahahaha. you dont know me, but that goose entry was sooo funny :D thankyou for brightening up my evening! xxx
from catpriestess :
Hope your mum's feeling better, and the housework progresseth well.
from foxgallagher :
I hope you're mom's okay. *hugs*
from ursamajor :
sending warm thoughts your way ~hugs~
from spikeheap :
My phrase...stolen....Jeeeez. Well I was up till 'stupid o'clock' too but that was watching films. Jeez.
from sunnflower :
Great tortoise cartoons - such an artist. Your note about the potential reaction of your mother to a heron in her pond made me laugh by the way.
from spikeheap :
Back again trying to dominate your notes page! Just reading a diary by KidneyGurl and noticed you had signed the guestbook - jeez its a small world - either that or it's a conspiracy to do something so scary and horrendous I can't even think what it is, all through **dairyland** - just don't know, until it's too late......
from shelly007 :
I caught your banner and was intrigued, then I read your entry and was highly amused! If I were a cat and I saw two pieces of blue string I would be even more tempted to go for a pool party. I recommend getting a dog to discourage the cat. It always works in the cartoons.
from sunnflower :
I once spilt a whole thing of bottled water on my computer. I think if I had let it dry out for a couple days life would have been easier on both me and the laptop.
from spikeheap :
damn you and your gold membership-age. I've been trying to post since about 6pm and I keep getting the "sorry" screen. Dagnabbit. Ach well.
from deathbygoat :
Indeed the weather was lovely until it started raining today... *sigh* take care xox
from spikeheap :
jeez Persephone should be in more films :P have downloaded much wallpaper from the Matrix site and will be doing Keanu-style kung-fu kicks at entirely inappropriate moments for at least another 2 weeks :) Anyways, jeeez twas good, must go and see it with you when I get home ?:)
from taliarant :
Eeep! I think I scrambled your guestbook. I was trying to leave you hugs... and, well... I think I killed it. :( Erp. Sorry, dear...
from joistmonkey :
Sorry, but you have made a mistake. You should have thrown the nasty boy in the river, not the bit of paper!
from lauisifer :
You poor thing you, men can be so horrible sometimes. If it makes you feel better to cry you should do so more often. Or you can just kill this "girl" with no heart and hell everything will feel just fine then!! :)
from spikeheap :
I would like to inform you of pending legal action against yourself. I have had to have operations on both my ears now to repair damage caused by high pitched Eep-ing acquired whilst in the presence of YOU. Therefore I will be seeking damages in the region of �2,000,000,000,000.00 so as to cover my current overdraft :) Yours Sincerely Me :P
from ursamajor :
I LOVE your mother.
from spikeheap :
For a fun alternative day out, visit Ryan at work. It's the new way to enjoy the day. Entry is free, however one huge-ass sale is required every hour or so, so bring along a wad (or someone who needs lots of computers and photocopying :) I will see you before I go back, back where I don't know yet, but probably not before I go back to work (ie tomorrow) and maybe before I go back to Wales (ie in 3 weeks on Saturday....
from cadmium-red :
blech - hope you feel better soon. :/
from xylem :
Peter Reid *does* look like a monkey. Trouble is, a monkey would probably make a better manager...
from ursamajor :
my mother would probably be horrified if she were to find out how evil her daughter was... i laughed like a mad woman when i finally realized good ol' mikey schumacher was NOT going to be on the podium. hee hee!
from sunnflower :
Boys and their video games - this is an attachment from childhood. There's no fighting it.
from cadmium-red :
most bizarre. you lucky woman, you.
from enigmatic- :
We love you,we think you're gorgeous, we want to kiss you, and have your babies. That's a song. Make up the rhythym yourself....
from cadmium-red :
more mooseness, eh? we may have to further delve into this fascination with moose of yours. it's starting to worry me ;)
from spikeheap :
Flippin fire drills-always at 7am so people are still in :P. Hope your drunken frolics aren't building up to muchos sicknoss this morning :{ It is too cold in Wales. Still waiting at the train station every day for u to visit :( Yes lectures are that boring :). I think the question you should be asking yourself is "could he put any more smileys in this note??" :@ We'll never know will we? Oh yeah, I will ring you, so make sure you're in, erm, yeah...
from xylem :
Crap fact - we're actually meant to be home to Doncaster on the 25th, but now we've postponed it to make way for the Arsenal thingy.
from spikeheap :
I do so hope you meant "grateful" rather than "gratefuk". If not then can I have a video please?!
from diotoir :
Damn these new guestbook rules! Fitted sheets are the Devil's Bedclothing, and ought to be burned at the stake along with the idea of ironing underpants, bras and socks.
from rollerqueen :
yes definitely. i'm not asking for anyone's sympathy. just answers, and they can only come from me. i love the idea of a dancing tortoise coupon. i think i shall name him manfred.
from spikeheap :
lo bob A spider with extra legs, surely that would just be like a less-scary version of Mrs Pearson and a full day of French lessons??!?!
from losttears :
um, you don't know me and i don't know you ....but i like peaches!
from rollerqueen :
Aw, ta very much. Enjoy France (I think that's where you said you'll be going but i'm a bit thick). You rock hard.
from rollerqueen :
Hey I just noticed something - yours was my 100th note! Yay. Not that I'm sad enough to count them of course...
from spikeheap :
I would like to point out at this juncture that you were excellent at juggling live animals last time we met, although the camel may not agree
from playa18 :
hey wasup i really like ya diary i thought it was hot and fab. peace
from diotoir :
I loved Salford. I studied popular music there from 1994-1997, and finished in the year that the University College (which I was attending) was taken over by the University. The main campuses (including Frederick Road and the Adelphi Centre) are great. The food in the refectories is passable, but there used to be an amazing little sandwich shop near the Black Horse pub on the Crescent. Not sure if it's still there or not. The halls of residence I was in for my first year, John Lester Hall, up by the footbridge at the top of the crescent, certainly saw their fair share of action, and were, on the whole, okay, but I preferred the private accomodation of my 2nd and 3rd years. If you want to know any more, email me at [email protected] It's prpbably easier that way!
from diotoir :
I love your writing and your layout in general! I went to Salford Uni, and my best mate went to Manchester, and a cousinwent to Nottingham... what do you want to know??
from mechanica :
Hey, thanks for signing my guestbook, i know you did it ages ago, i'm a bit delayed. :) By the way, you're very pretty =). Ciao for now.
from quinndolyn :
Your diary is so cute! It's all yellow and ducky-like!
from jlv :
you could try to look on http://www.lissaexplains.com/ for that javascript. I'm not sure if it's there or not. If not I have 2 other places you could try

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